CRAB BATTLE!
BROKE MY KNIFE
OLI OLI OOOO
>>739546635Stop saying that!>>739546825You too!
>>739547052OLI!!!
Crab Battle Delta when?
>>739546635>20 years old
>>739550654
>>739550654Still better than 99% of other things
a knife is useless against those massive claws... they could rip a tank apart...
There's a dungeon in FFXIV that has two crab mobs at the very start and I type "/p Crab battle!" every time I run it and no one has responded yet.
>>739546635Augh he's got me! Ngh!Sunnuvabitch!
>>739550654>Check youtube video>One comment mentions that his/her father references crab battle every so oftenI've never even had sex.....
>>739554561Not missing out
>>739554375because you are playing a troon infested game, play something better
>>739546635Was fun at first, but then it got too gory and then some retard starts shouting stupid shit.
>millennials genuinely shat and piss themselves laughing at this.
>>739557979Unlike some toilet guy, that's real class>>739557979>shatWrong, still do.
>>739554561this is nutscrab battle was funny when i was 12 or 13 and had just played snake eaterif i ever referenced this to my children, in any other context than brief passing at how inane and retarded early internet humor was, i should kill myself NOW
>>739560560The hell scape Internet is evolving to is objectively better, sure>kysWhy bother waiting?
>>739560560It was 20 years ago anon.If you were 12 or 13 then.That makes you 32 or 33.Some people(retards) have kids straight out of high school, when they're 18, and only the girl needs to be 18 for it to be legal(or less in some USA states).Those kids woud now be 12 or 13yo
Oli
>>739560814whats your pointyeah im a 33 year old boomer. whats good nigga
>>739561217My point is that you were the same age his son is now
>>739561217>a 33 year old boomerNo suhc thing. Zoomies are like 3y younger, are they boomers, too? Boomers are like 60, you deranged thing.
>>739561428my point is that im not goign to be a goofy gamer dad to my kids even if they find the retarded shit funnywho knows though everyone says that and next thing you know you are wearing khakis and bald and doing goofy lame shit
Just flip it over for MASSIVE DAMAGE.
>>739561760you're either old or you are young. boomer or zoomer. and my friend, for us, it is over.
Painfully unfunny then, painfully unfunny now. I still like it.
>>739560776humor of the older internet (like 99 to 2010) was extremely retarded and had no point to it. it was just non sequitur retardation. the internet was made up msotly of very weird white kids.now the humor has at least some point or idea behind it. even if most of it is just decadent and depressing, or inherently negative in some other way, there is a point.
>>739561850It's literally 3y apart. What kind of catastrophist are you?>>739561817Your dad's gone, forget him>for us, it is overOwari da.... What's over? Over.
>>739562178>very weird white kids.This is bad how>humor has pointPretty sure that is wrong, too. It's rather it has almost a point. This is the big seller. The last quantum is filled by the viewer, think negative space in horror.
>>739562776>This is bad howi cant stand middle class happy kid pointless humor. weird white kids are all about that. its like theater kid shit.nothing inherently wrong with the internet being that back then. in fact the internet was much better than. the single exception being the humor. the humor was so gay dude.now the humor is elevated and clever to some degree, but the internet is totally ruined by colored people and bots.
>>739562894>fact the internet was much betterExactly. The other points are sure spot on. Fact is that it was better.
>>739550654*whoosh*I cast time travel!
>>739563739*goes back 2 minutes*
>>739564078>>739563739Arcane failure, trapped in time loop
>>739546635
>>739562894>now the humor is elevated and clever to some degreeThe delusion of this brown fag lol
OLI
its claws are HUGE
>He actually bought an N-Gagefag
Oli oli
I never got the Oli Oli Ooo guy. Is it a reference to some other newgrounds thing or TV show, or just lolsorandumb
>>739568984OLIOLIOOOOOOOO
>>739568735Crow country>>739569143What was that noise?
