It do be like that
I don't care about women
>>739547339No Cassandra Pentaghast?
Triss mogs them all in looks and isn't a bitch nor cucks you.
>>739547339Been replaying witcher 3 and I thought of romancin Yen, but after seeing Triss I can't do it
best girl
>>739547503cuck
>>739547339>used goods
The BG3 troons are disgusting and Yenn is a cunt who looks past 40.
>>739547339le contrived triss hater
>>739547339Ironically Triss is the best option here because she's not a longhouse gyno-tyrant and is happy to let Geralt wander and slay monsters and pussy like all men should and not drag him to a hut in the middle of nowhere to bitch at him for another century like Yen. That crazy bitch Panam would definitely stab you in your sleep if she got jealous enough, Tifa is too old and Yuffie is better, Shadowheart is too loose.Never get married bros there's no point to it you will get divorce raped eventually.
>>739547339Going from left to right top to bottom>tranny>cute>tranny>tranny>cute>tranny>plastic>tranny>cute
>>739547503She literally lies to you the entirety of witcher 2.
>>739547339>only one japanese character>It's the only good choice among these whores
>>739547897Tali isn't a whore, retarded weebfaggot.
>>739547915Yeah right.
>>739547915Every single character from any westslop trash is a whore, retard
>>739547884uhm anything before witcher doesnt exist unc
>>739547339hot panam sexpanam breeding
>>7395478842 has 10x less reviews compared to 3, nobody played that unc
>>739547339>yenfag STILL seething about Triss being vastly more popular than his shrew
>>739547339yen is for men with the worst taste in women and her personality is horrible
>>739548009>pick every non romance option when talking to this woman>said woman starts dating someone elseNOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE HOW DARE YOU
>>739547339WE, YES, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A NICE ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH PANAM PALMERAND WE, YES, WE, ARE GOING TO FUCK HER.
>>739547339>Yeneffer the blue-ball bitch Geralt needed a Genie to fuck her>Liara the cumdump>Shadowheart the bicycle of Forgotten Realms who even cucks you with the bear druid>Trish>Who?>Tifa (option?)>Karlach the Reddit chungus/v/'s tastes are terrible lmao, bait thread?
>>739551697>Who?>bait threadweak bait
>>739552392sorry i haven't played any GTA games so I don't recognize her
>>739547339You do be sucking dick as well.
>>739547339Yenfags are cucks so it checks out. Also probably insecure on a superficial level since Triss is very clearly hotter.
>>739547339Very weird image, considering Tifa is a shallow coombait whore. Consider suicide.
Thread obviously made as bait so anons who hate even one specific character from the list can come here to bitch about itAnd they do indeed fall for it, sad.
>>739549431kek>>739549550to be fair at least Panam doesn't jump into a long term relationship straight after.
>>739547339morrigan is by far the most obnoxious bitch in any vidya, baffling to me that there are cuckolds that like that whore
>>739547339>Tifa and Tali being the only good onesWhy are game devs such cucks?
>>739547503she fucked lambert geggg
>>739547339why not her? I like redheads
>>739547884>triss liesoh no i'm about to perish unless someone dicks me down>yen liesi love you
varren cock magnet
>>739547339Lae'zel(BG3), Ashley Williams(ME 1), Panam Palmer(CP2077), Triss Merigold(TW3) and Sebille(DOS2) are my favorites.
>>739547339tali sneak lmao
>>739547339Shadowheart canon NTR
>>739547339all whores
>>739547339It don't be like that.>Geralt only loves yenn because of a genie's curse>Asari manipulate your mind to appear attractive to you>Morrigan is a swamp witch who may or may not also be a dragon>Shart worships the evilest goddess in the entire canon>I don't know who the brown ones are but they probably suck too>Karlach is a literal devil>Tali dies when you touch herTriss also sucks but at least she was there for geralt when he needed someone. Oh yeah, and her and yenn are hundreds of years old witches just pretending to look attractive. Who knows what they really look like. Every female on, or off, that list is a shitty romance.
>>739547339Frog > Shart or karlach.
>>739557075>NTRfag headcanonNo, shes my wife and wouldnt cheat on me just because she's slept with some literal whos before, Im also not pure either.>be white chad, Good-aligned Paladin>sleep with Laezel on one of the first nights>kiss and make out with Karlach any chance I get, fuck her then reload the save because I dont wanna break her heart but headcanon like I did in the heat of a moment situation>have the wood elf prostitute experience>leave Shadowheart behind so I can fuck the dark elf girl alone>experience Mizoras pleasure firsthand>marry Shadowheart in the endThen we lived happily ever after
Doesn't Yennefer cuck you off screen?
>>739547339Triss is built for the player but not Geralt
>>739547884I'll take that over cheating (yenn is a canon SLUT)
>>739562338In the books, I think shes slept around but Geralt also canonically sleeps around even more than she does, their relationship before the games is essentially them constantly being ties together by the wish (and some implications its more than just the wish) of being in love, breaking it off then going off to fuck others, mainly Geralt since hes the main focus of the books.
>>739547339I think you're forgetting the best.
>>739562915>carries your child with her into battle with godlike entities during ToBWhy is she so retarded? Shes supposed to be older than Jaheira and acts half her age.
>>739547339tali bros can't stop winning
>>739547859Faggot
>>739562062You're a whore
>>739547339>womennon buynary
>>739547339>yenyes>liarayes>morryyes>shart no>trissno>panamathere isn't really a choice in this game>tifadidn't play>carlieyes>talinowhat do i win?
>>739566491Look at the faggot that just walked in
>>739566868NothingMaybe some anon will call you a retard or a faggot or whatever because he disagrees with you, but apart from that, not much
>>739549431tranny melty
>>739566151Im the MC, im allowed to sleep around.
