This shit is is honestly one of the coolest games I’ve played in a long time and I totally get why /v/ was excited about it. The graphics are insane and the world feels super alive, like every area has its own signature. The combat is actually fun because you have to time things properly instead of just spamming the same command over and over. The story is surprisingly well told and that's fucking rare in today's industry. I got way more attached to the characters than I expected and that's mostly because of said story. Some moments genuinely hit like a brick. Also the soundtrack goes hard and makes everything feel even more epic. You can tell the devs actually cared about making this game. If you like RPGs at all, this is 100% worth playing and I'm glad you Anons talked me into it. >inb4 family dramaYes, and it was well done.
>words words wordsno one cares about your opinionjust post the whores and bump from page 10 like the Final Fantasaar threads do
>This shit is is honestly one of the coolest games I’ve played in a long time and I totally get why /v/ was excited about it. The graphics are insane and the world feels super alive, like every area has its own signature. The combat is actually fun because you have to time things properly instead of just spamming the same command over and over. The story is surprisingly well told and that's fucking rare in today's industry. I got way more attached to the characters than I expected and that's mostly because of said story. Some moments genuinely hit like a brick. Also the soundtrack goes hard and makes everything feel even more epic. You can tell the devs actually cared about making this game. If you like RPGs at all, this is 100% worth playing and I'm glad you Anons talked me into it.>inb4 family drama>Yes, and it was well done
You aren't allowed go like popular things on this board OP.
>>739549103>the world feels super aliveI really enjoyed the game but this simply isn't true. I wonder if that's not the point, but either way the world is very static
>>739549103>The graphics are insane
Turn-based rpgs like e33 are for retards with no standards
>>739549150>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE OPINIONS ABOUT VIDEO GAAAMES!!!!
>>739549354my guy got the fajitas
>>739549103also it has the best ost in vidya since megaman 3
>>739549103It's a quality game
it's ok to have shit taste in video games
>>739549103Isn't this just mario and luigi with a le serious skin slapped on?
im glad OP, just be ready for the shit flinging you'll get for liking the new thing.
>>739549103Are you retarded?
>739549168Staggering reply. I am sure op is in tears.
>>739549425and here you are
This board needs more positive threads like OP instead of the usual retarded negative baits or hateful threads
>>739549103>The graphics are insaneDude the entire game is a UE5 asset flip. I think only the character models and monsters are original designs.Also they have the cheapest, shittiest UI of all time blooming all over the screen. This game looks like fucking shit.
>>739549103I thought you jeets were done shilling for this AI generated slop game.
>>739549606This place has gone from hating bad games to hating all games. The irony is of course that /v/ has gotten so consumed by this that most people here don't even recognize good games anymore.
>>739549607>character modelsThey're metahuman slop
>>739549103Youre right, but you should wait until India is asleep if you before posting any positive about E33.
>>739549103Agreed. It easily found it's way into my top 3 games of all time.
>>739549103I agree for the most part, glad you enjoyed it. Now enjoy watching all the poorfags and third worlders stuck playing pixelshit on a toaster rage until bump limit.
I agree, very good game
tons of reddit replies
>>739549607>thinks assets makes games pretty not visual styleIf your IQ doesn't reach the tripple digits you really shouldn't be here. And by here I mean on the internet.
>luv FFX>luv Sekiro>this game was made for people who luv both
>>739549698Powerful
E33 a shit
>>739549716This. Too many browns on /v/ in general imo.
>>739549851Not wrong though.
>>739549103It's ugly broken disjointed trash and your standards are subterranean
>>739550195That's what makes it powerful
Buckbroken by Rebirth award
>>739549103Parryslop
>OP posts obvious AI-generated copypasta>NPC33 shills act as if its legitimate praise that justifies their liking a shitty gameEvery time.
/v/ is pretty much a corporate board at this pointat least half of this boards users are paid to shit on potential competition
Game of the decade. Only post-op trannies disagree.
>>739550461Cyberpunk is better
>>739550335BASED
>>739550496tits too big
>>739550483When was your transition? E33 is better in every way.
>>739550461That's Elden Ring, but its a good attempt
>>739549103There's times I want to talk about this but find it hard to pick any specific section to praise. Consistent high quality experience all the way through.>My love, these foes are beneath you.
I love my honorary aryan hapa wife.
>>739550531It's worse than Cyberpunk in every way
>>739549103>Shill thread #5377225
>>739550625>hapaShe's chinky as fuck bro
>>739549440Yeah, so? The Mario and Luigi games are also great.
>>739549103>The graphics are insaneIt's a good game but you are a lying gorilla nigger Unreal Engine shill. The graphics are the one part if the game that's actually dogshit.The artsyle is nice, but it has the uglist, most disgusting faggot graphics I've ever seein in a game.
>>739550707I'll play an actually good game like Cyberpunk yes
>>739550742Looks great
>>739550745>an actually good game like Cyberpunk
I'm pretty sure Final Faggotroon insecurity has driven most of this game's advertisement campaign at this point.
>>739550786It's the best RPG of this decade so far
My wife
>>739550850>What if GTA, but the gameplay is shit, the city is empty and the only likable character dies in 30 minutes>Fill it with tranny shit so it gets legions of online defenders though
>>739550826in fairness they did get gaped by metaphore too and probably dont remember what a win looks like
>>739551209Daddy's money bought a lot of bots, huh
And it was announced as a world premiere on Xbox, maybe that's why /v/ hates E33 so much.
>>739550742This one image has more personality than the entirety of video games has had in actual years. Are you one of those braindamaged hypertards who can't see the beauty in art or something?
>>739551459>The artsyle is niceDo you disagree or something?
>>739549716This.
>>739551439The vast majority of people who actually play video games see it as one of the greatest achievements in recent video game history. Most people who come to this board are her for the social drama and to further reinforce their gacha addiction.
>>739549103Made on UE5 almost entirely with blueprints and yet I've never seen anyone complain about its performance either on PC or console. Curious. Almost like the engine isn't the problem but rather the developer's skin tone.
>>739551974No trends here... stop nooticing...
>>739549103Don't let the autists who just can't comprehend a story like that get you down. E33 was kino of the highest order and stuff like that doesn't come around often.
>>739551974>yet I've never seen anyone complain about its performance either on PC or consolePeople have been calling out the game's shit graphics and performance since day one, it's just given a free pass since it's not from a AAAslop company. Lots of games would have their shit performance overlooked if the underlyig games wasn't dogshit too.E33 is the exception to the rule.Artstyle and graphics are different things, faggot.
>>739549103Good morning sar.
>>739552238>38 achievements on the game that gives you all the achievements for just beating itCongratulations on your 300 hours idling in the main menu so you could pretend to know shit on /v/
>>739549103>Judeo-Masonic nepobaby industry plant game
>>739549354To be fair, those fajitas do look pretty good.
>>739552314>nooooooo, you can't have an opinion if you didn't collect all the Korok turds!
>>739552238Literally never happened. Game runs on a Windows 98 laptop.
>>739552471You pretended to play the game for 300 hours.
>>739549103It's the best JRPG in the past two decades
>>739552508>Doesn't know that relationship scenes are unlocked by playing the story>Accuses others of not playing the game>>739552504It can't even maintain 60FPS at max/1440p on a 5700x3d/4070 without DLSSslop. Not even 4K, 1440p.
>>739552729>>Accuses others of not playing the gameSee>>739552314>300 hours idling in the main menuThe other 30 you fast forwarded through the story, apparently.
it's moviegame slop, aimed at dad gamers that want "FEELS" in their children video games. Garbo astroturfed by the biggest jew shill in the industry.
>>739552564>""""J""""RPG
>>739552259We met you in the second post saaaar!
>>739552970You can't stack skincolors on top of each other. You're still just brown.
>>739553105Kek
>>739552729Works on my machine... and everyone elses!
>>739549103Isn't that the one dorito pope was sucking off? I just remember it looking very ugly.
>>739550702>"NOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T MAKE A THREAD ABOUT A GOOD GAME! SHILL, SHILL, SHILL!!!"
>>739549425this guy again huh
>>739550742>The graphics are the one part if the game that's actually dogshit>posts pic where it looks great???
>>739549103It really was amazing. I almost replayed it immediately
Uh, sweaty? You can't praise E33 around here, otherwise the gaggle of weeb troons lose their minds. You need to call it "spiritually Israeli ai slop", or KKKlair Obscure: Expedition 88." Otherwise you'll get accused of being racist to the poor JRPG genre.
>>739552729>supposedly 300 hours>only got lvl 7 relationships and sprongcome on now
>>739552994>""""I""""PA
>>739550461>Game of the decadeWrong pic bro.
>>739550826QRD?
>>739553689>spiritually
>>739553608It's standard gray NPC-tier behavior. They post what they think others will dislike without thought or opinion of their own and just kinda hope other NPCs will nod along.
>>739550742WHY THE FUCK IS THE GAME SO BLURRY HOLY SHIT
>>739553938It isn't. You going blind or something?
>>739553932>E33 shill implies that other people are NPCs (hylics) just like in the gameClassic Gnostic Freemason behavior.
>>739553971Maelle's hair literally blends with the environment.
>>739554042>two similar colors look similar:O
I liked it too! Very fun game
>>739553689>
>>739554064>:O
>>739550496this is someone's waifu kek
>>739554108:P
>>739551209Persona 5 is on PS collection and I really cannot be arsed to play it. Too much dialogue and management shit.
>>739554096>Josh DawsHe's a tradcon/christian nationalist grifter type, doubt he played the game at all
>>739553795>gachasloppers think they're real people again
>>739554079>Bravo you are a disgusting cripple!
>>739554132Wrong pic bruh.
good bait
>>739554096Should I listen to the sane human being? Or the delusional weeb who cut their dick off and exclusively plays japshit? Gosh, such a hard choice...
>>739551439/v/ really loved that game before it came popular. It was one of the only places on the internet that regularly talked about it before it came out.
>>739554132Mogs the shit out of stinky hag feet Lune
>>739554135Stop it! You're going to make xer hurt xerself!
>>739549103E33 is 2026 goty
>>739550850Not even the people who made cyberpunk think that it counts as an RPG.
>>739553409>DLSS intensifies
Welcome...to E33!
>>739553689E33 really broke tendies, huh? I fully expect most of the anti E33 sentiment to disappear once the Switch 2 port is announced.
>>739554190>anon getting mad at people who are less fortunate than him being happy because it reminds him that has no real reason to be such a depressed whiny faggot That's deep.
>>739549103Shit gameRetard fanbase
>>739553938>WHY THE FUCK IS THE GAME SO BLURRY HOLY SHITShut up! How dare you criticize the greatest video game angine ever made!
>>739550857>Verso wanted to die and take the entire canvas with him when he probably could have married Lune and lived forever in fantasy Belle Epoque ParisWtf was his problem bros
>>739554551he was le tired
>>739553938Pajeets working with Unreal = ugly blurry slop game
>>739549103E33 is such a pile of shit that the psyoped NPCs who praise it can't even come up with actual reasons why it's good so they just say shit like "the static world feels alive actually" and "the UE library assets are good art direction". True goycattle morons who can't think for themselves. Please kill yourself.
>>739554675now this is shitposting
>>739549790Visual style means nothing when you see store bought assets making 98% of a game that you've seen in other game.You can mold and smear shit into different shapes it doesn't stop it from being shit dude.
>>739554403>tech illiterate throws out terms he doesn't understandSure is brown in here.
I listen to E33 OST everyday.
>>739554727>references shitgo to bed sanjeet
>>739549790Yeah that worked out for Forspoken, right?
>>739554163>meme so ancient it's older than the average /v/ posterGo to bed grandpa.
>>739549103I would be on boat with this but the exp33 fanbase is tremendously annoying and overhypes it to the point of showing complete absolute disdain for the genre and its influences. I've honestly never seen this before.
>>739554468It's always Xenotrannies as well. Either they can't get over a game having actual female characters, rather than wish fulfilment sex dolls, or they're still seething that E33 won more awards during the pre show than Xenoshit has won in its entire existence.
>>739554727Yeah it's just bronze.Imagine thinking pic related looks good when it's the same stuff used by others lmao!
>>739550850BG3 is the only RPG released in this decade.
>>739554468>Switch 2 portNice joke.
>>739549103bro you just described Mario And Luigi Superstar Saga/Bowsers Inside Story
I am still baffled by the human capacity to create something so appalling.
>>739554801I'm bringing it back zoomer.
>>739554921Pic unrelated? You need to upload the selfie from your phone if you want to make your point.
>>739554907>Mario And Luigi Superstar SagaI played this game not long ago and it was genuinely one of the most infuriating and schizophrenics games ive ever played.
>>739554813>fanbase is tremendously annoying and overhypes it to the point of showing complete absolute disdain for the genre and its influencesThis happens with pretty much anything that passes a certain threshold of popularity. Like we saw this happen with Frieren, people who love the show because it's "not like the other anime" even though it's clearly taking inspiration from tons of other series.
>>739554846Are you being retarded on purpose or what? Do you know what purchased assets even are, man?It's when you buy things that are pre-made and just copy+paste them into the game.
>>739554993Honestly it gets boring when the baits are so lame and low effort.
>>739555023Ive never seen someone play, i dont know, FPS masterpiece in the 20's and say "FPS are garbage, but this one..." or change FPS with any other genre.
>>739549103fag33 is a shit game
>>739555064Maybe not FPS, but I have seen people say this about BG3 relative to other CRPGs. Or Witcher 3 relative to other open-world action games. And to a lesser extent, some people playing Dispatch praising it for not being like those "weeb visual novel games" even though that's exactly what it is.
>daily KINO 33 seethe threadit keeps going
>>739553938People are so mindbroken by slop engines that some of the criticism of Crimson Desert was that it looks TOO sharp. Zoomers are becoming nostalgic for blurry graphics the same way Millenials are nostalgic for piss and shit filters.>Inb4 someone tries to derail a graphics conversation by bringing up artstyle and gameplay
goy33 is astrosurfed just like mixtape.
>>739554815>rather than wish fulfilment sex dollsThe character designs are the only decent part of Xenoslop games, honestly. They're like single player gacha games.
>>739555054If you re-read my post a few more times maybe you'll realize it's filled with letters that form sentences. That should be enough hints to get you started champ.
>>739555357yeah. >graphics are so dogshit you cant see anything>combat is turn based WITH parry, so its pure AIDS>90% of the playtime is just standing still and pressing the parry buttoni fell asleep from boredom while playing this.
>>739555428And even that's only true for X2. The other games don't even have cute whores.
>>739555357well both these turds have something in common…aside being unreal engine sloppa made by unironical faggots.
>>739555357>e33 is LITERALLY ISRAEL>mixtape backed by IDF sponsorswow gcj is right again
>>739554815>a game having actual female characters, rather than wish fulfilment sex dollsTake your faggot ass back to Resetera
>>739554403>I bought AMD and still use a 1080p screen and one time I set FSR 2 to ultra performance and it looked bad so everyone else needs to have worse performance and worse visuals tooNigel I have a 4K screen and use DLSS in performance mode. This means it renders in your lauded 1080p native but looks enormously better than 1080p while using like 1/3 the power would take to play native. There is no downside. But keep playing in 1080p, I bet it looks crisp and based and you're not literally so poor you bought AMD to save $50 and can't afford a 4K monitor that can be had for under $200 at this point because 4K is a white devil trick.Jesus you people are dumb.
>>739555309Gooks can't into gameplay but the mog the shit out of Western and Japanese studios when it comes to graphics.
>>739555357This.
e33 would peak at 1,000 players if it didnt have the redhead loli and the barefoot asian girls. you know it, i know it, so stop the lying. gamers are so starved for something pretty they will gobble anything at long as it doesnt involve looking at a nigger.
why are retards so mad about this game?
>>739555202This isn't the achievement you think it is. P5 and Rebirth get daily seethe threads too
Why are the Famitsu niggers hiding here? These threads used to mean something.
>>739555686>Rendering at 1080pAre you poor?
>>739555721it will make at least a few developers think that shitty graphics and dogshit combat is what gaymers want.>its not>its the pretty chicks
I think the biggest problem with E33 is how much it triggered 3 brown people who would rather be bumping the Aerith thread again. I really feel for them. This must be so hard.
>>739555790>final fantasynobody played that.
>>739555721see >>739554813its the constant glazing and the disdain towards other games of the genre.
>>739555849>disdain towards other games of the genrewhat
>>739555849so most of it is anime rpg fans being mad? got it
E33 is an experience like no other. I feel bad for those who can't appreciate it.
>>739555890Look at exp33 threads and how "much better than other rpgs is", and how exp33 is the only game that matters >>739554096>>739555936Yes, people that actually play and know the genre. Not some newfaggots that think they know shit.
>>739555975True
>>739555975>E33 is an experience like no other. I feel bad for those who can't appreciate it.
>>739554889You seriously don't think it's not already in development? It already has a passable version of CP2077 and the newest glob of FF7 Remake S-E shat out. When you're optimizing for one specific piece of hardware you can work miracles sometimes, this isn't news.Not interested in buying one myself until there's more exclusives, a better screen, and better battery life, but performance isn't my top concern.
>>739555975i already experienced it with FFX, 20 years ago.
>>739555980>Look at exp33 threads and how "much better than other rpgs is", and how exp33 is the only game that mattersso you're just mad people like it more than your favorite game? is this your first day on the internet
>>739556013>CP2077Literally a PS4 game.
>>739555836That's... not wrong.
>>739556026>so you're just mad people like it more than your favorite game?Are you being obtuse and stupid on purpose?
>>739549103There is literally nothing "cool" about this feminized weepy goyslop
>>739549103I was on the hate train all the way in 2025, though it was a woke shit game that was praised by journous and astroturfed to all hell here.Then I played this year and I second half of the game took me by surprise. I understand why it won Goty.
>>739555782Impoverished
>>739556042At 17 FPS
>>739549103>Only one (1) real town>boring post-apocalypse ruins setting filled with Dark Souls enemies with French coat of paint>gameplay is so heavily skewed toward parrying that every other mechanic barely matters; just parry and you will win no matter what>super melodramatic family drama story>"It was all a dream"-tier twist that completely destroyed whatever little investment I had in the world they set upIt's overrated. Music was good tho
>>739549103How exactly does the world feel alive? Do things change based on your decisions? Do NPCs have schedules?
>>739556124i couldnt believe how dogshit it looked. i had to turn it off after half an hour, i was getting headaches.
>>739556082>wahhh people like game that is not my game.... they're stupid!!!!
>>739555975You shouldn't waste a thought on the cattle.
>>739549103Falseflag tranny trying to make E33 fans look like unhinged faggots. It's not gonna work.
>>739556161so the fun i was experiencing wasn't real fun
>>739549103I'm convinced nobody actually likes this game and the only people who praise it are just seething about Final Fantasy not being turn based. Because I played this and it was ugly boring dogshit.
>>739556171>Do NPCs have schedules?They mostly spend their time on Earth talking about video games they don't like.
>>739556307how can i tell that you're under the age of 25?
>>739549103Kek this is genuinely how e33 glazers sound like
>>739555975It's true, but the reason so many whine about it is that in order to appreciate it, you need a SOVL
>>739555975>>739556218damn straight, my fellow high IQ gamers. finally i found a game made for me - an alpha male with 200 IQ, the stupid cattle wont get the awesomeness of this 200 IQ game.
>>739556353kek
>>739556307im pretty damn sure only halfwits enjoy turn based games, yeah.
>>739556096It's crazy how the game sneaks up on you:> Faggy main character > Women are LE strong characters > Gameplay is basically Paper Mario> Story is kinda meh ( white old man is a father figure and the main villain )> Music is fineThen the second half> Faggy MC is killed and Instantly replaced by a Chad that will eventually fuck either one of the companions.> You have a couple of bros with no sexual innuendos ( something that even KCD 2 failed)> The soundtrack goes to the stratosphere > Main villain is actually the only sane person, all women are actually crazy.This is one of the most based games ever and it completely skipped the leftists vibe check on journous.
>>739556406Happy, well-balanced, successful straight white people who enjoy good video games? Lines up.
>>739556124I hate those damn hexagons.
>>739549103E33 cultists are retards who hate videogames
>>739556514>Faggy main characterI've seen a bunch of people saying this about Gustave and I don't really get it. Is it because he cried when his girlfriend got vaporized? Feels like a pretty understandable reaction.
>>739549607You have no idea what an asset flip is, and besides that, your opinion is garbage. E33 is one of the best looking and most aesthetically tight games in a long time.
>>739556595false, otherwise /v/ would be all over it
>>739556595true e33 is, aside being the astroturfed game ever, is also the most “I don’t really like video games but I like E33” game ever.
>>739556514>Music is fineFuck you
>>739556603If it weren't for Lune, he was going to an hero so there's that.
>"Hey there, the Paintress is actually not the one responsible for the gommage, she's actually trying to protect this world from this faceless dude who is trying to destroy it. Let me come along with you and together we can just get rid of him."
>>739556746>*clea wipes the expedition in you're path*
Glazepedition33 only won bc BG3's VA Cast carried the majority of the experience, if not all of it. How is this indie with AAA VAs?
>>739556918>How is this indieyou retards still mad about that huh
>>739556202Those were your brain trying to process art for the first time. I'm sure it hurt a lot!
E33 was a very lopsided experience for me act 1 was quite boring about 5/10 with most characters vagueposting and not doing anything, act 2 was a little better about 6-6.5/10, because halfway in around the time you're killing axons the story picks up a bit and by the end of monolith you can predict the twist and its well done, however close to the end you hit the damage cap all the time and the boss fight against the paintress is a very tedious qte, whenever the damage doesn't go up, game is ALWAYS BAD. In act 3 you actually end up having the tools that let you discover the fact that e33 world isn't full of only dogshit boring locations, there are some dungeons that reward you well for exploring them, like flying mansion, renoir's memoirs, night gestral revival spot, the DMG numbers actually end up going up exponentially, making for a fun experience(not that much, the game is too unbalanced) all in all when act 3 comes the game actually gets good(about 8/10), part of the reason is the story actually occuring and finally paying enough attention to important to the story characters, party members are quite nonexistent storywise however. The main problem with e33's story just like with most stories that rely heavily on their twist it them being written from the end to the beginning and most writers not bothering with making the parts before the twist as engaging as the parts after the twist.
>>739557004tldr
>>739556595>>739556696I love E33 and I finished nearly 150 games in 2025. Here's the list. Bottom is January, I add games at the top. Don't forget to post your list if you have something to say.
>>739556918>VA Cast carried the majority of the experienceVoice acting was incredible but it was lifted by the writing and the music.
>>739557078autism
>>739557072game sucks from act 1-act1.6 because very little happening storywise and the dmg number doesn't go up, monkey brain doesn't feel good, too much qte. act 3 good dmg goes up story picks up, good locations to explore finally appear.
>>739557072>clea sexo>when clea is on screen the game is good>when clea speaks I listen>I wish I had a clea tulpa like Simon
>>739557004Forgot to mention that monolith is a tedious dogshit dungeon that forces you to go through the enemies you already know how to beat, while you're pillowfisting them to death.
>>739551209Based
>>739557268>tulpanow that's a word i haven't heard in a long time
>>739557118I hope you they pay well for shitting on particular games even though you have no interest in video games at all. Or maybe you just forgot to post your list?
Literally just waiting for it to come to the Switch 2. Whats taking so long? We don't have Metaphor yet either
>>739557332>shittingwhati love e33you're list is autism thougheverbeit
>>739557338e33 is too demanding for a game that on a technical level looks quite mediocre(UE5)
every e33 thread I enter has a new boogeyman >it's final fantasy fans who hate e33>it's also jrpg fans as a whole who are haters>and non-turn based fans>and fans of anime>and poor people(despite being a console game)>and tendies>and if it's not your goty then you're false flagging and also hate the gameand now >e33 gets hate because it was announced on an xbox showcase(???)why doesn't any other game have threads like this?
>>739550702No way... did the award ceremony with no IP check, no account requirement, no captcha and no human oversight that gets hundreds of votes (on a good year) from Indians/bots per year not like E33? Call the police.
>>739557338Atlus and exp33 are just incompetent. If SE can put remake and rebirth (games that look much more demanding and better), they can.
>>739557518a real life tendie
>>739553835>QRD?A lot, a LOT, of Final Fantasy staff are brown, hoping that if they shill their sub-2m sales game enough they'll get to work on the next one.
>>739557494success breeds jealousy
>>739549103>
>>739556981>art in e33?there's art in it?i think i missed it under the dogshit UE5 blurry graphics.
>>739557494this game made them feel something for the first time and it reminded them of how shitty their lives are.
>>739549103It's already long forgotten, you can stop shilling
>>739549103>The graphics are insanelost me there
>>739556603Faggy is kinda harsh, but more like a beta. Too unsure of himself and he was going to off himself if it wasn't for Lune.
>>739557494You forgot about a couple:>it's shills who pretend to like e33>it's also freemasons>it's also people who don't like JRPGs>it's also people who hate Japan in generaland now>it's people who don't play video games>>739557825>nearly 10k players in a single player game with close to 0 replayability on a weekday on Steam alone???
>>739557780A DEPRESSED FRENCHMAN, SMOKING A CIGARETTE, ISNT A MOVIE.
>>739557825This is literally the fastest moving thread on this board.
>>739556973It's a AA title, indie games cost below $10M. >>739557098Writing? This is just someone's DnD Campaign, basically, even down to the turn based combat rollsI actually played the game, btw. Took me 35 hrs, forgettable experience for me besides a few boss fights imo.
>>739549103>This shit is is honestly one of the coolest games I’ve played in a long time and I totally get why /v/ was excited about it.That's nice, but the graphics are a mess of FAB store assets and blurry GI, the world doesn't feel alive at all because the only real settlements are Lumiere (which you don't revist till endgame) and the comic relief Gestral race area, the combat is built on a gimmick that no one except tendies deifying every Mario game liked, and the story really isn't that good. The interesting premise got dropped hard for family drama (which was absolutely not done well) and the story is full of plot holes, inconsistencies and dropped ideas that you can only defend with massive amounts of hand waving.
>>739557827You should get your eyes checked. Perhaps your brain too while you're at it.
>>739556001>AI slopgood morning, saar!
>>739557780Explains the insane reactions ITT
>>739549103It's one of the best RPGs from the century so far, let alone JRPGs
>>739556001Why would nuking muttland help?
>>739556973>dorito pope rapes the concept of indie games until there is nothing left>this is fine ackshuallyt. Mixtape fan
>>739558224>AI slop
>>739557078Morning sir.
>>739557890Kabbalistic Freemasons are the ones shilling the game tho.
>>739558469How would it not?
>>739558570>I literally haven't played a video game in my life but boss says I need to call them "Indians" or "trannies" when they start to notice
>>739558210you think there's a brain in there?
>>739549103This shit is honestly poop
>>739556603/v/ pretends to be a cool alpha board despite not having seen a woman in years and exclusively jerking it to cartoon women who would want nothing to do with anyone here if they were real
>>739558837>another jeet mentioning poop
>>739558942>using poop as a pejorative can't be a jeet, they worship shit in that country
>>739558837No that's a mirror Rajesh.
>>739549103Not a fan desu. The RPG mechanics are alright but it genuinely puzzles me when people praise the story like its not some shitty freemason cultist mind vomit. I suppose when we lived in Christian times, people made stories based on Christian lore and now that we're in Satan hellscape we just get gnostic schizo ascensions.
wonder what this shit thread would look like with the ip counter.
Yeah it won the people's choice GOTY for a reason.
>>739559242Flags would be far more telling.
>>739549103The fact that Maelle’s game STILL causes this much controversy is a testament to it’s greatness
>>739549103Is it better than BG3? Only answer if you actually like vidya. Contrarians need not reply.
>>739559576no bear sex in it if thats what you're asking
>>739559576No but E33 is still great
>>739551209based as fuckgod i love real jrpgs
>>739559558I am more of a Lune man.
>>739559558GOD what a cutie. So much better than Lune!
>>739559730Hey that's cool. I should buy this. Haven't bought Metaphor yet.
>>739559872Kys
>>739553689>tranime avatareverysingletime
>>739550702the only one i played on this list is E33
>>739549103The story was basically plagiarized from Atelier Lydie & Suelle (Sandfall admitted to having played Atelier games in one of the interviews), it's the same broad strokes, except instead of your dead mom being stuck in the painted world it's your dead brother, and instead of letting her live in the painting you burn it down because durrr everything must be edgy.I'm replaying Lydie & Suelle right now, and the parallels are undeniable, the game is set in France, and there are soul fragments of dead people living in painted worlds. It came out in 2018 btw, shortly before E33 started development.
>>739549103very based
>>739559730Bought both at release, but that's a nice bundle
>>739553689>KKKlair Obscure: Expedition 88
>>739560043Yeah it's pretty good value.
>>739559730Note that if you have one of the games, you can get the bundle anyway, the price of the "bundle" will be lowered by the price of the one you own, so you just get the other cheaper.
>>739561732Oh rad. Thanks Anon!
>>739555975the closest one is Nier Replicant.
I thought Lune was just some special kind of Frenchoid until we saw her parents.
greeting from Belarus my brown friends. would you kindly tell me why is the existence of this game makes you so mad? you haven't even played it. btw if the whole internet was shitting on this game you would actually say NOOO IT'S PERFECT BEST GAME EVER. just shows how retarded you are.
>>739562604What. She is very clearly Asian.
i didnt like luna at all she acted like a woman who rode too many dicks and failed to settle down
I donn't think he enjoyed kililng Maelle
>>739562807you're thinking of sciel and you spelled lune wrong you brown retard.
bis sis is a wife material. too bad she looks like a man
>>739562930he did enjoy playing the piano
>>739563010that man has some nice tits
I like the game but what's with the sudden influx of shills relative to a month ago?
>>739563160people cant talk about a game they like without being shills?
>>739549354>fajita status: SIZZLINYeah, I'm thinking based
>>739563160Maybe other people like the game too.
>>739552385whoever these people are they've driven people fucking crazy. makes for great entertainment if you can perceive it
>>739562807This. She's carried entirely by her looks and feetfags, but as a character she just bitched and moaned the whole time
I didn't get this moment on my first playthrough. Then I realized
>>739563821Renoir referencing that she grieves for two.
>>739559558Lune is my pick. Maelle enjoyers need to have their phones checked and she needs to go do her homework
>>739563989>t. seething hagfag
>>739559558Once I got that virtuose stance sword from the arena as her I never unequipped it, shit was cash
all the females besides maelle are trashthey could have been removed for more random monster friends and i would have been fine with it
>>739562725kys whitewasher
>>739564192whys her head so big
>>739564693You been playing too many Korean games
>>739550625>>739550857>>739559743
>>739549354Fuck me id be dancing too
>>739549354Do euros just eat actual garbage now?
>>739554343I wanna fuck her right in the pussy
>>739563317>>739563327Their word choice when they talk about it just feels extremely insincere.
>>739564693she's a teenager
>>739565537this is literally me
>>739565312Now?
>>739565537Fuck off
>>739553689>Faggots with "taste" in games like this think they should dictate the discussion of E33
>>739566709kino
>>739566709>Arguing in favor of someone who literally calls video games a waste of time, versus someone who clearly likes video games, because "J-Japanese games... le bad!"Do E33fags really?
>>739566709>Every other video game is bad except E33Fuck off
>>739549103This. When the light flashed and I had to hit the button right away after it to deal damage I knew I found a marvel of a game. Then the light kept flashing and I kept hitting that one button, oh what a joy, what a thrill to be alive to experience this gameplay
E33 ruined every game for me. They just can't compete.
>>739567034You didn't play it browny.
>>739553689He's literally right though. You cannot highlight anything E33 does well without putting down other games. It's the new Mighty Number 9, a franchise born out of spite that can't create anything truly beautiful.
>>739549103>The graphics are insaneugliest game ever made
>>739567298BG3 is better, and you can actually fuck Shadowheart, unlike Maelle. Play it, it will blow you rmind.
>>739567428OP wrote a book about what it does right without mentioning another game.Are you a retarded person?
>>739566709>spark 3>no freedom planet 2amy sad. sad amy.
>>739567631im not into furry shit
>>739567626>yes, I played all 5 games that twitter algorithm shown me
>>739549103>The graphics are insaneI liked the game for it being a simple and relatively honest turn based rpg but its one of the worst games in the last 10 years in terms of visuals. Everything is a super pixelated aliased smeary thing held together by spit and UE default assets.
>>739567872upgrade your toaster lmao
>>739567872you don't have a 5090?
>>739567872wash the poo from your eyes jeet
>STRG + F>Slop>15 timesYou guys are annoying as fuck
I really liked the deep red colors in this game
>>739566709Even if I don't like all the games there, there's a good spread of genres and types of games and a lot of great games there. What's the problem?
>>739567960INSIDE LUNE
>>739550335>>739550496How exactly did the game that sold more and got better reviews from both critics and players get buckbroken by the worse game?
>>739567960
>>739569843>did solddumbfuck ESL, kys
>>739570464Wtf she didn't do that in the game...
>>739570464
I beat the last boss weeks, and one strange thing is that the world opens up big time with flight and you really feel confused where to go. You face some overworld enemies in places where you only can access by flying and they're way stronger than you would expect. I browsed the web looking for where to start the endgame stuff, went to Frozen Heart, then did Maelle's quest in that tower of stray whatever its called place, did few stages of Endless Tower, then I faced the overworld trash mobs, and I spent like 20 minutes fighting the rock/crystal golem with a club thing, the other golem thing that punches and one of the guys with a lamp that keeps spamming Blight after each turn, I'm thinking this is meant for level 80+ or something? My party is around 70-72
>>739570659
>>739570881At that level you're already supposed to have a bunch of dmg upper runes stacked. I just did all the party member quests and then went from one high level dungeon to another, there are like 3-4 of those and 2 open world bosses one is a flying snake and the other one is a water golem.
>>739570881Beat the giant standing in the sea ASAP, he's tanky but pretty easy, this unlocks the ability to act twice on every turn, which is a huge boost in power.If you've completed Maelle's quest, max out the sword she gets, it automatically puts her in the purple stance on any parry, letting her dish out big damage every turn. It also converts all physical damage into void damage (ignores all resistances, similar to Almighty in Persona).
>>739571027>>739571318I already beat Sprong, the boss in the ocean, and almost all overworld bosses, sans the flying dragon guy. There are two places where you can dive that are still dangerous for me, the portrait place that looks like a frame before you enter is also in the red.One thing this game badly needs is way to track side quests, I remember getting some request at the beginning but I forgot where I was supposed to go, some cave with water, there's a lot of things going on and I don't want to grab a notebook and write down stuff, I'm not asking for a map and a marker but at least put somewhere in the game notes, this guy X in place Y asked me to do this and that. Also I would like to remember if I failed to purchase pictos (because I lacked money at the time) from a vendor and if I got all the items from the places I explored, I really don't feel like going to every single portion of the map to re-check if I missed something.I suppose I can do the dark gestral arena, and the canvas place where you fight 1 on 1 right now
>>739570553Cut content minigame called Hot Lumina
>>739571487party member quests are marked on the map, they should've outlined the important dungeons, from unimportant ones and vendors marked on the map would've been good too, I agree. You can just ignore the level warning if your damage is good, I'd say that the only dungeon that may cause you trouble is renoire's drafts.
>>739571487Have you been to Clea's Atelier/Flying Mansion? It's a high level area with a fair bit of story, you meet Painted Clea there.It's in the sky somewhere above Forgotten Battlefield.
>>739572095No I haven't yet>>739571673No I don't mean party member quests but I'm sure someone in the gestral village asked me to do something, I forgot what it was only that involved a cave with water, so it was some side quest
>>739549103you shills arent even trying to hide anymore huh?
>>739572232go to the camp and talk to ur party members repeatedly, once u ranked the relationship up, leave the camp and return to the camp again to progress the relationship, so that you get a quest.
>>739572332and how does that make it a bad game?
>>739572390I forgot to say that but I am already at max level with all party members and esquie
>>739572332I respect the devs for not wasting their time or tiny budget on stupid shit.
>>739572561then you're pretty much done.
>>739572332>asset flip ue5 slop won gotyLOOOOOOL WHAT THE FUCK. gaming is dead.
>>739572332Just wait when you find out how many games you played growing up reused animations
The interactions between Lune and Gustave are nice they have a great dynamic together, but in Act II is like she doesn't have anything to do or interact because Verso doesn't need any sort of guidance and he just does whatever he thinks is right, and Lune just... exists for the rest of the game.
>>739572786yeah but those games were fun. i quit e33 after 8 hours. it was repetitive, with a shitty, cheesy story and bad gameplay. soundtrack was good though.
>>739572906that applies to pretty much every other party member
>>739572232It was a mushroom quest for Gustave, I believe. Don't worry about it.
>E33 shill thread>Anti japan game thread>E33 shill thread 2>etcThe shill is out in full force.
>>739556575>pajeet filtered by natural environments that aren't just trash fields with brown indian gas atmosphere
>>739549103The game is a 7/10 through act 2 but the epilogue and act 3 retrospectively turn it into a 9/10>>739549405Nier Automata has a better OST in my opinion.
>>739573150>pajeet boogeyDance shill, dance!
>>739556161>Just parry lolKill the self
>>739569428DD2, if you have that on your best games list you are a retard that needs to be taken back and shot
>>739572332Plenty of companies use asset stores, like I know Capcom uses it for trees and stuff.
>>739573238>post blacks in a brown anti-soul gas environmentyour favorite and probably home
>>739549103Monoco's theme has lived rent free in my head for months.
>>739573150>natural formations with perfect geometric shapesAnd atheists still say God doesn't exist.
>>739573378DD2 is the most disappointing game ever, yes. It's still better than most games purely based on mechanics.
>>739572332oh no no no no...THIS is our goty??
>>739573650>It's still better than most games purely based on mechanics.good joke
>chink still seething about being btfo by a french jrpgIt never gets old kek
>>739556161>Just parry broLiterally every person who has this opinion gave up on parrying immediately and got salty that they couldn't win by pretending it was their favorite Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster™.Parrying fails most of the time, that's what makes it a fun challenge
>>739570468My favorite part of ESLs being on the internet is when they encounter a legible but non-standard sentence structure for the first time and think there's an error.It's a small silver lining to them ruining the internet, but you have to find joy somehwere.
>>739573030>brown/yellowoid trying to seem white by posting a white girl eaction image
