Okay mom gave me $600 for food to last a whole month without her. But I will use this money to buy a Switch 2. How do I adapt to survive?
>>739552993Just buy two big sacks of rice or something, that shit's cheap.
>>739553127And Ramen noodles as a treat
>>739552993First of all don't be a sack of shit and save whatever is left over rather than blowing it on consumer electronics.Second, why aren't you on NEETbux?Second
>>739552993Professional poorfag here!Assuming the switch is $500ish and you have $100 for 30 days:>8 sheaves of italian bread ($3×8=$24)>30 cans of beans ($2×30=$60)>16 sweet potatoes ($1×16=$16)Workday:1/4 sheaf of bread with can of beans for breakfast, diced sweet potato fo lunchDay off:Just 1/4 sheaf of bread and beans, no potatoAdditionally, hit up food pantries and make extensive use of free coffee at your workplace. Caffeine is an appetite suppressantIf you work out (you probably don't) you might wanna conserve the calories.
>>739553925>WorkdayMaking a lot of assumptions there mate.
I'm thankful I'm not as pathetic a human as OP.
>>739553925Why no rice?
>>739552993my friend a switch 2 is 450 dollaridoos apparentlyyou have plenty of money for food for a monthpasta or ricetunaeggssome cheesebeansmilkcerealbiscuitsice creamif you are desperate (i'm gonna vomit because i ate too many times style) remember there is always salt and black pepper
>>739554412Ah yes the most important poorfag food to survive withIce cream
>>739552993Rice, beans, sweet potatoes, onions sauce.
>>739552993Don't be a pig and make your own food. There, problem solved.
>>739552993>Okay mom gave me $600 for food to last a whole month without her. But I will use this money to buy a Switch 2. How do I adapt to survive?
>>739552993You can get a sack of porridge oats for like few bux and that can last like a week.And unlike rice you can just microwave it.
>>739552993600 just for food?? You must be a fat fuck. I think mommy has spoiled you too much my friend. I would say rice and beans, but you don't know how to cook because there has never once been an incentive for you to do so. Any good advice would be lost on someone like. Really the best thing would be for you to blow all of the money in one week and then be faced with the consequences of your own retardation and try to work that situation out.
learn to bake bread
>>739553925Don't buy canned beans. Buy a fuckhueg sack of them, soak and fry them as needed. Will give you calories and protein for literal cents
>>739552993$200 a month feeds me and my brother.Do you only eat doordash Mcdonalds or something?
I live with my mom and dad :)
>>739553925>workdayDo you think OP would have to embezzle money from his mother if he was a funtioning and contributing member of society?
>>739554521sucks to be your country anon lol
>>739552993eat your switch 2problem solved
>>73955299330 mcdoubles
>>739552993Chicken, spaghetti, potatoes, beans.
>mom forgot to feed me again what do? she's getting too old
>>739555009>dude has a steady job, chilling at home and going out with his friends>his bitch sister goes on dr.phil and whines about it for some reasonWhy are women like this?
>>739555009>jeff needs to move out of our mother's house>so i can then sell the house ,take the money all for myself and put her in an old peoples homeI see through you Cathy and so does Jeff
>>739555550I would bet money that mom raised both children as losers and moochers but the female could just find a man to mooch off of instead.
>>739555228Ye. what about you?
double down and borrow from your dad to buy a PS5, why would you want to play bing bing wahoo?
>>739555467>>739555550Those are barely livable jobs for an adult in their 20s getting their lives together, since he's job hopping I assume he has a minimum wage position and not something such as a manager or store owner It's one thing living with parents at 25 working at mcdonalds, it's a completely different fucking thing being a 45 year freak acting like he's still in high school when he's at the prime age of supporting a family of his ownI haven't watched that episode, but it's also likely this subhuman has no savings and has lost a monstrous 15 years (if.. he started at 20) of compounding interest, enough to buy him a good house and a car and have a lot of money left over.
>>739552993>Get at least median wagie jobEven the most retail mcwage can get you to retirement wealth if you’re disciplined. Ideally they will have a 5% match for your traditional. If that isn’t available look for higher paying gigs. You can make legitimately good money trucking, working the railroad, or on an oil rig so assuming you don’t have a family there’s no reason not to be willing to travel for work.>3 Lines of Credit2 credit cards and an auto loan. Never use more than 30% of your available credit. There’s no reason you can’t get at least 5% cash back on gas and 3% back on groceries. Borrow like 10-15k for a used Mazda and don’t fall for the sports car/luxury meme. Pay your credit cards off every pay day. Update them once a year for better deals.>Be cheap and investDelete DoorDash off your phone. Now. Shop at Walmart and Ross not the fucking mall or Amazon. Every penny you have after paying bills should be going into an ETF. Dont get cute and think you’re smarter than the market. Toss it into the S&P and forget about it.>Goals680 credit score. That qualifies you for a mortgage. After a few years your 401k should be enough to borrow against along with your investing for the down payment on a condo or ghetto shithole. You’re only going to live there a few years and if you’re smart you’re traveling for work half the time anyway. This is your future rental.>Become dual income householdHave sex. Don’t have sex with poor leeches that have anxiety and can’t take care of themselves because you’re lonely. Find a bitch with a half decent job.>Pay off house ASAPNow you can get a real house. Rent out the shit box. Keep 5-10k in an interest bearing account for maintenance needs and your rental property is pretty much all spendable profit after the first year. This subsidizes your own house payments and at least keeps the tax man off your ass.
>>739552993Just buy rice and beans\lentils, easy to make, cheap and you get lots. Then you can just add whatever random third to the combo, chicken, potatos, bread, etc. If you're truly a bum and not really doing anything then you can just fast and only eat breakfast and dinner since you probably won't be doing much if you're rationing to buy a switch 2. The easiest trap is buying snacks are similarly priced and you get much less. Don't be a fatfuck and be like the average american walmart goer that has half their cart filled with junk like chips and cookies.
>>739556691Someone like OP won't be doing any of that, he won't have the mental capacity to start slaving away at menial minimum wage jobs for months to years to build himself a nest, you're in a thread with him wanting to use his mommy's survival money for a Nintendo toy for manchildren.He'll stay like this until his late 30s till his parents have enough and kick him out, he'll work menial garbage jobs alongside 20 year old while his old classmates are now earning six figures
>>739556691pretty sure OP is already 30 or pushing itToo late for this advice
>>739555049This
>>739555009>my brother cannot whore himself like I did and I'm MAD about it
>>739555447start screaming and crying
>>739557034and that's okayhe'll die like everybody else in his life you mentioned
>>739552993I know you are underage retard or even a joke but don't buy some shitty Switch 2. What games are you going to even play with it? It only has Dong Kong Racing and some shitty shovelware.
>>739558539You don't understand, unlike her lazy brother she worked for it and put herself out there. Sure she had to break it off with her average bf to find the love of her life who happened to be a well off dude but that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with anything.
>>739558931real, living a miserable life doesn't mean anything because we all die
>>739559125>Sure she had to break it off with her average bf to find the love of her life who happened to be a well off dude but that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with anythingsource? or are you making shit up because you got triggered that you saw yourself in him, and trying to deflect your misery on others?
>>739552993Oatmeal and multivitamins.
>>739552993you don't now get your switch and let natural selection take its course
Buy an electrolyte mix or make your own out of sodium magnesium and potassium, mix that with your water, and don't eat for 30 days, so you could get your switch and not be obese
>>739555009>live like this with 0 money and everyone thinks you're a loser>live like this with infinite money and everyone thinks you're a winnerThe endgoal of life is retirement, which is NEETdom. Dude's enjoying the fruits of the finish line and his roastie sister is seething over it.
>>739561357>Dude's enjoying the fruits of the finish line and his roastie sister is seething over it.did you skip out the part where he's working at mcdonalds?
buy lockpicks and a mask
>>739552993I'm so sorry your mom gave birth to a retard. Now you have no food and no games to play.
>>739561709There's a lot of rich/retired people that work. Not because they have to, but because they want to, for whatever weird reason.
>>739552993Drink a lot of water
>>739555009Why did they make him 45? Is 30 too realistic nowadays or what
>>739552993Get suckin boy
>>739564216Having nothing to do can be legitimately debilitating. I'd also have a small part-time job if I were rich.
>>739552993The first wave of hunger is just your brain being a pussy, it's not real, ignore it and you'll eventually stop being hungry. Only when you start feeling hunger again after that is how you'll know you're actually begininng to starve.
>ERRRRM I HAVE NO WAY TO SUPPORT MYSELF FINANCIALLY ANS MOMMY GAVE ME MONEY THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR FOOD BUT I INSTEAD SPENT IT ON A NEW TOY XDJesus fucking christ nigga how old are you.>>739555009>video talking about a 45 year old loser who actively takes advantage of his own mother>incels instantly start screaming because how dare a woman talk poorly about a man>then they act like he's some hard-working richchad enjoying a fun retirement when it literally says in the video he hops between shitty low-paying jobsLmao this board really is brown and underage
>>739552993Literally go to the park closest to Martin Luther King Jr. Street and suck cock for money. Every city has "that" park.
>>739555009>>739555467I was basically with her until the end part where it essentially reveals he's paying for shit himself and more or less has his own life, but just doesn't otherwise give a fuck. I'd assumed he was otherwise the equivalent of those 600lb dudes who just don't do shit.
>>739555009Hey I know that guy.He's me except with a rapeable sister.
>>739555009>job>friendsHoly shit Albert Armstong over here.
>>739552993Get 3 cans of pringles and eat 20 chips per day. Drink from the sink if youre thirsty
>>739567539Thanks anon I'd love to have a stroke at 20 years old and get off this wild ride already.
I basically started working at 30 because of reasons and it took me a couple years to get a decent office job. Just keep applying to anything and move up the chain
>sharty thread
