>Sir or Madam, we close in 5 minutes.
>>739558953>Sir or MadamThis line is going to be removed in the inevitable remastered version
Yeah can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>739558989>body type 1 or 2
>>739558989That shit is largely overThank god.
>>739558989>flesh bag of varying degrees of spoilage, we close in 5 minutes.oh yeah much better
>>739559096No it's not. It's become industry standard, codified in corporate handbooks. It'll never go away because that would be an admission of their failure, and they'd rather ACK then admit they were ever wrong.
>>739559238>No it's notYes it is.>It's become industry standardAnd now it's becoming the opposite in rapid fashion.> It'll never go awayYea it will.Doomer faggot.
>>739558953Do I LOOK like a sir to you!? IT'S. MA'AM!>*I use my massive feminine strength to break through the bulletproof glass, my incredibly hairy arms forming a protective coat so I don't harm them on the shards of glass, and turn chudbot inceltron into scrap metal with my bare hands*God I love NV
>>739558953Damn, I forgot how pathetic this kiosk looks vanilla, I've had a mod that makes it look like an actual gun store installed for the last several runsThere's not even anything on the bottom shelf or the counter. This shit was supposed to advertise a DLC pack?
>>739558953>The awkward customer in question
>>739558953>yeah let me get a Sniper Rifle, a Katana, a Sleepytime and some .45 ammo for this M1911 some bacon looking guy gave me in Zion
>>739558989Can't wait!
>>739558953sigh...>assumes the position
Excuse me while I stand completely motionless for 72 hours until your 8000 caps refill.
>>739559485Did you just assume all protectrons are sex bots? That's incredibly problematic!
>>739559648I AM NOT ROBOPHOBIC I SWEAR!
>>739559648Shut the fuck up tinman!
>>739558953He never says this.
>>739560542Because you're a good person who does his shopping at respectable times.
>>739560727No, because this isn't in the game. NPCs in New Vegas don't have schedules where they close their shop for the day.
>>739559432>one gub pls
>>739559347>IT'S MA'AM
>Disturb my sleepy sleeps night night again and I'll rape Veronica and Cass to death in front of you and forcefeed their remains down your throat
>>739561459YABBA DABBA! WAKEY WAKEY, CAESAR-SAMA!
>>739561459>go do the thing under the fort, I will trust your word completely, random mailman who killed every legionary he saw on his way to vegas, and I will not send anyone with you as a witness, not even old Lucius here>I am very intelligent
>>739558989successfully mindbroken
>How'd you get in there?
>>739559648Less talking more fisting, clanker
>>739561862Reminder>Ceasar's INT : 4>Snuffle's INT : 5
>>739559485>Servos active!
>>739559139HK47 why are you selling me guns in post apocalyptic vegas
>>739558953>no LMG expanded drumsreeeeeee
