Critics hate it. How will fans respond?
>>739581362Fans?
>ERK!
>>739581362>Critics hate itso its good?
>more 007 slopNobody gives a shit about the franchise anymore and hasn't for at least a decade. let it die already.
i liked the critic who claimed 007 shouldn't exist because he can't self-insert in to a competent & suave man.
>>739581474>Yes?
Erk, where are the black trannies?
Maybe the movie will learn from where the game fucked up.
When that even start development? Must been a while if it is so bad that devs are already twittering the wokie redflag preemptively
Honestly I would be less interested if the critics liked it. This probably means they did something well.
But ir has le black tiktok man
don't care, I'll be blast havin' all wednesday afternoon
Why do chuds want games to bomb so much?How is your life gonna improve if a videogame doesn't make enough money?Are you finally gonna get a girlfriend and not kill yourself if a company like ubisoft closes?
>>739582187>words words wordstrannys cant meme
>>739582187dilate
>>739581362didn't learn anything from absolution.
>>739581362I would fuck that camera fleshlight at the top
Too young. Bond's supposed to be a navy captain.
>>739582472I would fuck a navy captain
>>739582187The time to be serious is meow.
>>739582187have you seen the amount of inorganic marketing and astroturfing this game is receiving? the game is reddit as fuck. i guarantee you it will not hit sales targets
>>739582187because the success or failure of various games will have an impact on the industry as a wholeso if you dislike live service games, for example, then those types of games failing consistently could cause the industry to shift away from themconversely, successes will drive the industry in a direction you may not wantwe had to learn this lesson the hard way through things like microtransactions, but it's an important one to know
>>739582615Inorganic?Literally nobody is talking about 007. Maybe today someone mentioned it because of some black guy who made a meme or something?But pretending this game got even half the attention of other games like Mixtape is insane.
>>739582472He's a commander not a captain and either way Fleming only made commander because he was a nepobaby during WW2 who basically got it for free. Basically the same thing for Bond who was a WW2 vet back when the stories were still set in the 50s.
>>739582683>so if you dislike live service games, for example, then those types of games failing consistently could cause the industry to shift away from themI mean... Concord literally failed and there are Concord clones being made as we speak.You guys insist Go Woke Go Broke yet every single upcoming game is a woke mess. GTA 6 with a female latina lgbt protagonist, Witcher 4 with a dyke female protag, Rise of the Dawnwalker with a gay male vampire, etcGames "flopping" doesn't mean the industry learned any lesson. Skyrim was a massive success, where are all the Skyrim likes?
>Licensed games are 99% shit>Oh man remember the one time a Bond game was good 30 years ago!? WE HAVE TO HYPE UP BONDAnd I'm sure I'll get "but Bond game X was decent" whatever, people hyping up a name is ridiculous, what exactly in this game is worth getting excited about aside from having "007" in the title
>People reject leftist woke slop.>Daniel Vavra's next woke game, using the Lord of the Rings I.P., full of DEI shit will be a success though.No it won't and leftists will never learn. Shills are now deflecting to "no one cared about Bond anyway", almost like they're admitting defeat before release. Usually they're smug and claim otherwise, but I guess taking non-stop L's changes people.
>>739582695maybe i am a terminally online warped mind loser, but there is NO way the excitement online about this game is real. just look at it, it's utterly generic AAA slop clinging on to a dead franchise. this game will innovate nothing. no reasonable person could be excited about this.
>>739583058. . .Are the people excited for this game in the room with us right now?
>>739582854I feel like that's pretty much the same with all star wars games
I preordered this game blindly after just watching the trailer, thinking it'll fill the Hitman void. Wish me luck.
>>739581362uh how is it bad if the game is the bomb?
>>739583058>excitementwho's excited for this?young people don't care about Bond in the slightestand Bond fans know they're going to fuck it up
if 007 is Hitman wearing a james bond toupee i'm sold. it kinda looked like a dumb action game which is definitely not wat IOI should've made if it is.
>the excitement onlineWhere?What is that shit where so many people supposed to be exited and yet nobody never mentions the flop.Same fucking deal with saaarOS, I have seen a grand total of one article outside /v/, and that was a fucking boomer newsite that has the "Trey Park touch" it only EVER mentions wokie shit that fails badly
>bond doesnt look cool>no cool villain>no cool setting>no sexy womenhere's your bondslop goy
>>739582187bots, third worlders, jews, pc poorfags, etc
>>739583351to be fair, I doubt IOI had a lot of say on how this game was madeAmazon bought the rights to Bond, and they want to set up a whole universe with spinoffs and shityou can bet they were very particular about what they wanted out of the game
>>739583448>back to it is not happening stage
>>739582187I genuinely only want games that appeal to me to be made.I don't see what's wrong with it, either.
>>739581362>franchise gets taken over by woke activists who want to emasculate Bond, as if the Craig movies weren't bad enough>INSTANTLY flops (name another Bond game that flopped) despite big budget and positive access media before release
>>739583532Do you not find it odd that you're a narcissist despite the fact you're ugly and sexless?
>>739581362the game probably opens with something the author finds problematic.
>>739581362don't worry, this bond was designed for the modern audience™. The fans will love it!
>>739581362Sounds promising then.
>>739581526sometimes true, but you gotta learn WHY they hate it first.
>>739581362Would've scored 10/10 across the board if Bond was a nig instead.
>>739583717>game comes out>it's 90% troon minorityslop>critics hate the 10% of the game that isn'tCalling it now.
>>739582187Because the people who make games hate the people who play games, so the people that play games want the people that hate them to fail.
>>739581362Can’t decide if that’s good or bad until I know what they’re saying
>>739583627Nah. It's less my own ego and more that I'd expect EVERYONE to advocate exclusively for the kinds of games that appeal to themselves.And I'm just more honest about it.
>>739581362I found the article. He says it’s good but a little generic like modern tomb raider and doesn’t have anything that feels like a bond movie. This is the first 13 minutes we’re talking about
all i wanted was for the punching to be good and today i learned that the combat designer for 007 was the same dude who used to work at Rocksteady and helped make the freeflow combat system in bamhamif he has tried to make an upgraded version of that, with a cool grapple system like Sleeping Dogs, then I am all in. I fucking love 3d brawlers.Its kinda like The Bourne Conspiracy but not shit. I dont care about Bond.
>>739581526such a punch able face
>>739583948So you made a fantasy scenario in your head that 007 developers hate you... so now you want the game to flop for it?What did 007 devs do to you that hurt you?How is 007 game flopping gonna improve your life or vidya?Remember the tranny Dragon age veilguard writer immediatly landed a job again after Bioware diedThose you claim hate you are still making games.
>>739581526this is proof to me, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that a girl just has to be cute to get away with any behavior, the original making me want to commit a murder
>>739581362his face and eye are too uncanny valley specially in the gassed part of the first level
Every woke trash that fails is a net postive for gaming
>>739582373>3 lines of text>Too many words for this retard to readNot everything is meant to be a tiktok meme.
>>739584829Splinter Cell Conviction was a shitty Splinter Cell but a great Bourne game
>>739581362>See my friend James Bond actually sucked >All those cool action games you got in the past, well they sucked too>Now, hours of boring cinematic slop and boring mechanics derivative from other AAA trash, that's the good shit!>Nobody buys it >Studio closed>IT'S DAH GAMERS FAULT!And the cycle repeats, how can we break this curse of games being made by people who actually hate videogames
>>739582187>*pretends*You're making discorse impossible.
>>739581362Producers should have given IGN staff more blowjobs.
>>739582813>there are Concord clones being made as we speakand most of those games started development literally half a decade ago or more due to covid
>>739585751this
>>739586038like LOOK AT THIS SHIT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfxGhcAVrNsDoes any of this look fun???
>>739586038it is being broken as we speakthe more they insist on it, the faster we get to it
>>739583784Considering the character reveal this is a very safe bet.
My issue is that all of the gameplay they've shown just looks like a janky Uncharted. I might pick it up when it hits the $20 bin, but nothing I've seen looks like it's worth $70.
>>739586528>slow dramatic shot of the hero almost dying>big ass section where you walk really really slow>button prompts that last forever>squeezing through a thigh space so the game can load another chunk of the level>sections where you just walk and talkthe first minutes of "gameplay" are literally filled with the most made fun of videogame clichés
its like it got tomb raided from the same retards who rebooted tomb raider
>>739582187Bad games failing makes me happy. I don't care that bad games will continue to exist as the west is a lost cause anyway. Bad people dying from it is also a nice bonus.
>>739586528>stealth mission>navigation strobes are onOk
>>739581362>safe horny HitmanThis game is terrible.
>>739582187How retarded do you have to be to not understand why people want shit they don't like to fail? Especially when its acting like a cancer in their hobby
>>739586929>"I can't let them know where I am!">"I'm also going to SCREAM REALLY LOUD WHERE I AM AND WHAT IS HAPPENING"
>>739586528>shimmy on the yellow paint ledge>side step through narrow rock passageWhen did this become a staple of video games? Why of all mechanics is that what was decided to implement in video games?>muh disguised loading screensMakes zero sense because level streaming loads in way more complicated shit on the fly in all these games just fine. If Red Dead 2 doesn't have a loading screen, why does James Bond need to disguise loading screens 3 minutes into a mission?
>>739587094Good thing they included that yellow paint on the 1 dimensional ledge or you wouldn't know to move towards literally the only direction you can move.
>>739582187Bad games deserve to bomb, that's how the free market works.
>>739586528>What if we took IOI, who make the fun little sandbox murder games and instead forced them to make uncharted linear moviegameslopEveryone who greenlit this should be shot.
>>739581362>make James Bond lame and gay and fill it with ugly nogs>Kotaku still says it's too white and British>but now it's too lame and gay for customers
>>739586528opening your game with 10 minutes of walking, the real AAAA experience. thank you sony
>>739586528FOCUS, B
>>739587303the article doesn't say anything about race they just say the first 13 minutes looks boring as shit, which it does
>>739581362007 is boomer media and I can no longer suspend my disbelief that the UK government is capable of doing anything competent
>>739581362>erk>kotakuWhy would i give a shit about anything a gaming journalist says? If it somehow resembles Hitman then I'm going to play it. I don't care about what the 'get woke go broke' people are saying either because I'm just interested in playing something that will play like Hitman. Not so much what they were expecting out of a James Bond game. For one I'd have been bored with the traditional direction of those games in regards to all of them being mindless shooters.
>>739586528>Forced walking section>Cutscene-gameplay-cutscene-gameplay>QTEs in 2026How can you be this out of touch with what people want? Do these people think that games like Elden Ring selling millions is a fluke?
>>739587303>James Bond in: The Woke is Not Enough
they could've just made hitman 4 with a james bond skin and it would've sold better even if it didn't make sense
>>739587612>Do these people think that games like Elden Ring selling millions is a fluke?Elden Ring is a piece of shit. Every Dark Souls and From Software game is a piece of shit. That's why it was so easily copied by the Chinese and now there's hundreds of clones of these games.
>>739587612It was. So naturally since they don't know shit about games, they can't know that.
>>739581362hopefully they get beaten into submission and realize they can never make anything but hitman ever again
>>739586528So sick of these gay stealth missions in every game. Dropped
>>739587123>yellow paintBecame such a meme that troglodyte gamers (the most profitable demographic) now actively look for yellow>side step through narrow rock passageEasy way to disguise a loading screen. Your second paragraph is disingenuous. Not all games are created equal. Rockstar, for as woke as it is, still has the best programmers in the business who can pull off the technical wizardry to allow for something on RDR2's scale. IOI does not.
>>739586528Why the fuck does Bond have a working class accent? Are they trying to appeal to zoomers who have never watched a single Bond film instead of 30+ year olds who actually grew up with them?
>>739587612It's not about selling to the widest audience anymore, it's about selling to the *right* audience now. The industry has discovered that sales don't matter, all you need to do it hook whales who will buy whatever shit you slap in front of them, and that often means deliberately trying to appeal to double digit IQ people. Not even hyperbole, this is becoming the meta in nearly every industry. The economy of the 21st century will be dominated by the few wealthy who will be milked like cows.
OOF...YIKES...ERR...
Thingken bout dose camera
>>739586038>all those cool action gamesI hated all of them. Nightfire had that one stealth mission which i wished the whole game was like.Except i wanted that to be much deeper. Goldeneye was always a mindless braindead shooter that only those who people who appreciated "boomer shooters" aka braindead console shooters of the N64 era could only appreciate.
>>739582615>have you seen the amount of inorganic marketing and astroturfing this game is receivingI didn’t know there was a new 007 game in the works until opening this thread, go outside.
>>739588001It doesn't make sense as a loading screen though. You are telling me that Hitman can level stream its larger maps like Miami just fine, but Bond needs a disguised loading screen just a couple minutes into a mission?
>>739586528>nightfire opens with Bond infiltrating a castle>multiple routes that start you in different locations for the next level for maximum replayability>Unsharted opens with holding W while princess peach tells you to focus>only one heavily scripted direction possible to carry you to the next cutsceneAll the devs should have been forced to play old Bond games not Sony movie shit.
>>739588465Yes when this is a game that you're doing out of obligation and thus put the least amount of talent towards.
AI Limit got a 5/10 from IGN and Code Vein 2 got a 4/10 and both were some of my favorite games of 2025 and 2026 (even when CV2 was a massive step back from 1). If journos are shitting on First Light then it must be worth a play.
>>739581362>ErkHow long until we start getting CNN articles calling things peak fire?
>>739582187>tranny babbling seetheI just want the people who ruined the things I liked to lose money and be more infinitely more miserable than they made me and my fellow former fans.That's all.It's what they deserve for pozzing everything.
>>739588527>Code Vein 2played censored slop lmao cuck
>>739581538sauce
>>739583491>Amazon bought the rights to Bond, and they want to set up a whole universe with spinoffs and shitPlease god no
>>739581538Reminds me of the guy who was writing the cancelled the New Warriors reboot>As I child I found comic book heroes intimidating, with their big muscles, big guns and no-nonsense attitude
>>739582187why are you (a tranny) defending a 007 game? Do you not know 007 is the most chauvinist male character ever made?
>>739589001What does that have to do with cats
>>739586528>pace breaking rock walls of loading sticking out not following any pattern from the rest of the geometry>when you barely fucking movedI will not miss this industry one bit.
>>739587123>When did this become a staple of video games?the Lara Croft reboot
>>739582187wtf is this real??
>>739589117have you seen that "cast"?
>>739582854Licensed games don't work because the rest of mediums never translate into videogames. If only people managed to understand that.
>>739586528This is very xbox 360 era stuff
I just don't think he looks like a James Bond. It was a missed opportunity for just a fun 60s/70s setting with lasers and over the top bad guys as a setting of a game
>>739583295That's different, Star Wars was never good, but the games often were, a long time ago from a certain point of view.
>>739581474he's a kotaku writer
>>739588667That's why I haven't touched it.I hate bamco so much it's unreal
>>739581362wait if kotaku hates it doesn't that mean it's good?
>>739589276>fun 60s/70s setting with lasers and over the top bad guys as a setting of a gameLike with giant robots, if you do that it will bomb because normalfags will star yelling "IT'S TOO UNREALISTIC AND CORNY!"
>>739582187I think they just don't have much else going on in their lives. Same reason anyone would shit on anything similar. I don't like these games either, I see that they are often woke, poorly optimized, boring, and disrespectful of the player and the media it is based on, so I just don't spend money on them. I don't get mad or develop some personal vendetta against these companies; that's what they do, this is the natural progression of a company and how it treats its products/IP. I just don't give them money and play something else. Whether they as a studio go tits up really doesn't matter at all because usually they're just a husk, a business organization wearing the name of your favorite studio like a skin suit.I also tend to believe that those people who devote lots of time shitting on failing games are scared of trying or unable to try out other games and genres. They really like one type of game like Ass Creed or Tlou, but those games and games like them are shit now, and they are afraid of trying anything else out. So they feel like their little island of games they like becomes smaller and smaller, so they get mad. They feel like the entire industry needs some kind of overhaul, when really all that is necessary and all that will happen is AAA will collapse and smaller studios will take their place until the cycle repeats itself in 20 years. Once you realize that most of the posters on /v/ don't actually broadly enjoy video games that much everything starts to make a lot of sense.
>>739582187>Why do chuds want games to bomb so much?Games? Where?All I see are political statements and activism.
>>739589190Seems pretty accurate to modern day UK, though? The invasion was complete.What's the issue?
>>739582187Tranny projection at it's finest.
>>739586528>Tutorial level holds your hand>This is bad
>>739588468Apparently the later levels will focus on that multipath structure. I don't know if it will actually be good but it will at least be more interesting than the boring first level.https://youtu.be/Jom-jxUEqJg?t=388
>>739582187You people spend more time on 4chan than chuds do.
>>739589353Moonraker, Diamonds Are Forvever, and Live and Let Die all exist with some of the most unrealistic action there is. Just show this scenehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JetaIVyl6zsHonestly, if there wasn't already the You Only Live Twice that had Japanese elements, a 70s/80s film where the bad guy is Japanese and builds a giant robot would totally fit.
>>739586528>squeeze through a tight place 4 fucking times >stealth is retarded even in the scripted sequences>no real gameplaywhy did they show this?
There is something pretty ironic about /v/ shitting on the new 007 game for being too shallow when for the past two days you've been spamming threads shitting on Nioh's stance system due to being "mechanical bloat".
>>739589582Anon, the times where audiences enjoyed that kind of movies is long gone, buried and forgotten.For example: now that I watched that clip my Youtube feed will be flooded with videos featuring some pasty asshole explaining the physics that makes that fight impossible or videos featuring some pasty bearded asshole's "top 10 most unrealistic fights in action movies"
>>739589823Nioh haters are best ignored. Though Nioh 3 made me realize I was burned out on open worlds
>>739589823>/v/ is one personalso nioh threads have been constantly shit up by faggots who don't play the games.
>>739589582The 70s/80s Bond films are way too corny. They realized this 30 years ago when they took away all of the camp elements from the movies except for the occasional homage or quip.Surprisingly, the 60s Bond films hold up way better as long as you aren't part of "the modern audience" and find stereotypical gender roles offensive.
>>739589823
>Hitman game with even less freedom and muh storyThis shit is just Absolution.
>>739585751Now we got no Splinter Cell at all.I hate that there was no way to keep anyone happy by making a purist stealth game because this is not financially feasible anymore and there are too many people who dislike the idea of trial and error being aggressively enforced opposed to the idea of where you could be more aggressive to your approaches in Conviction. I called it easy mode stealth back at the time. The audience pool is too small for those who want a challenging slow paced tactical stealth action game, yet seemingly even the Conviction approach is almost a bridge too far for that part of the industry too because we've gotten to the point of where sales expectation have gotten so ridiculous for basically any game idea. Ideally i want both Metal Gear Solid and Splinter Cell competing with one another again in new games. That would make the gaming industry good again.
>>739588267t. contrarian. Those games had ATTITUDE, and even if graphics and gameplay age with time you can tell they were being made by passionate people who loved the source material (and vidrogames as well), otherwise people wouldn't have gotten so nostalgic over them.There's a reason everyone forgets these slops exist in less than a couple weeks while something like Goldeneye is still in everyone's mind.
>>739589823Hitman games shined because there were so many different optionsNioh's stance system didn't really do much for it and most people stayed within a single stance for 90% of the timeit basically just felt like each weapon had three different movesets and you just picked the most versatile one for each weapon and never swapped from it except for very specific circumstances like weakspot horns, tiny enemies or flying enemies
>>739590068no...don't tell me nioh 3 is fucking open world that's the worst part of ER and I imagine it's even worse in NiohFUCK
>>739589241Riddick is to the very day the greatest video game ever made.
>>739589580So these attention seeking reddit faggots have to see thousands of nono words during their quest for updoots?Lmao faggots
>>739590681>t. contrarianNo i just didn't like the actual approach which is why i stated mindless shooters. Pic rel is what i wished all the James Bond games direction went in. If i am to make a comparison of a similar espionage focused film franchise.This is practically MGS/Splinter Cell lite
>>739589823/v/dditors are gamer dads who think everyone above bottom 5% ranks are cheating.
>>739585073True, I despised the original because the girl was ugly, this one doesn't bother me at all.
>>739591041Unlike soulshitters getting humiliated by literal women on dancepads.
It just looks like discounted Uncharted 2 generations late.
>>739587316Hey, even Uncharted 4 started with a shooting setpiece. This is just 10 min. of walking. It's like IOI took all the wrong notes, kek.
>>739586528Woah he is like... walking...... wonder if they will have parts where he is on the radio talking to other people and walk
>>739581538>why isn't bond constantly stumbling over things, dropping his spaghetti around women and acting like a total fagThe Craig movies were a mistake.
>>739581526holy shit she's so quirky. she's like a real life anime character. and she's like that naturally. she's not acting at all. but even if she wasnt acting i couldnt tell because i have autism and i see behavior like that as cute and adorable and not at all performative and off-putting.
>>739589306Star Wars is probably the only licensed franchise where there's more good games than bad, although it's a fine line and it's only because there's been so many of them over the last 30-40 years.
>>739581362It looks like absolute shit so I don't care either.
>>739589190>BOND YOU BLOODY BENCHOD DO NOT REDEEM THE LICENSE TO KILL YOU FUCKING BLOODY
>>739586528Jesus bond just doesn't shut the fuck up in this Sneaking level
Can't wait for this to get 100k CCU and /v/ bending over backwards to explain why this is a flop.
>>739581362>erk
Remember when stealth games used to have stealth? Now we can just perform full sprints 10ft in front of enemies.
>>739592267I thought this was Ground Zeroes for a second.The industry really has stagnated.
>>739592306Ironically GZ is a much better spy sandbox than this Unsharted clone.
>>739581604Glad someone replied with this
>>739592306wow i thought it was too didnt notice the thing on the right
>>739581362>Not cropping the fucking ad>MobileThis nigga glows lmao
>>739592267>MGSV>StealthOh man I sure love sitting 100m sniping everyone with my wu pistol repeat x50 missions.
>>739592364GZ is great, I played it way more when I got it compared to how long I stuck around for MGSV.
>>739591930holy seething autism
>>739590645>The audience pool is too smallIronically if developers didn't insist on spending hundreds of millions and hiring the entire population of a third world country to work on practically every single game they make then they could make a game that's profitable even with such a small audience.The original Splinter Cell games were a huge success, same with Ghost Recon and Rainbow Six. It's not that the audience ever went away, it's that the devs started spending too much money and suddenly everything needed to be selling Call of Duty numbers just to break even.
>>739582187it funny
>>739584310>I'd expect EVERYONE to advocate exclusively for the kinds of games that appeal to themselves.And that’s why we’re getting the garbage we have been recently
>>739592473instagram/tiktok whores are so brain rotted
>>739592364That was my thought too, it looks worse, plays worse, undoubtedly runs worse, and has less to do in it than a game that came out 12 years ago.
>>739581362>critics hate itbut he respected women in this one and become a little pathetic cuckold for his lesbian superiors. why did they hate it?
>>739589580Why was the text poorly changed here? What did it originally say?
>>739582187>Why do chuds want games to bomb so much?bombing is the only feedback companies accept>How is your life gonna improve if a videogame doesn't make enough money?next game might be better if they learn not to do retarded things>Are you finally gonna get a girlfriend and not kill yourself if a company like ubisoft closes?pic
>>739582187i like ubisoft gamesIO is pure cancer by comparison who rug pulled with hitman 3 exclusivity deal with EGS and deleted all your progress if you didnt buy the EGS exclusive and transfer your saves in a timely mannerthen they released it back on steam again later, and forced you to rebuy it YET AGAIN if you wanted to have your progress saved on steam with yet another time limited progression transferalso they released dog shit for season pass content and waited like a year to release it
>>739582187IO, and any dev that makes dumbfuck choices like this should learn their lesson, and if their mistake kills em then fuck em, I'm not obligated to buy a shitty sekret agent faggot fed video game, I don't fucking care, no one under the age of 45 cares about fucking james bond. People want more Hitman or for them to grow some balls and take another stab at Kane and Lynch, but no they wanted to make a glorified commercial for the new faggot bond movie. Fuck em, I love IO but I'm not their fucking daddy, they want my money they can make a game worth my attention first.
>>739586528I'm pretty sure I've already played this exact game about a dozen times.
>>739581526>>739585073>>739591173>original>does it in a bitchy way>this one does it in a sexy wayWhile I do agree looks matter, if the fat bitch was trying to be sexy I promise you it wouldnt be as bad.
>>739592973theres nothing sexy about that whore making stupid faces for the camera
>>739581526>cute white girls using asian beauty standardsa fine rarity
>>739586528>one of the most generic looking games i've ever seen, seriously the most 5/10 shit ever>read comments>aaaahhh finally a good old fashioned open world adventure game>the industry is so fucking rotten right now offensively mediocre shit like this is actually exciting to the average consumer dummy It's honestly extremely difficult to even care or get angry anymore.
>>739582187DEI infested, idiotI have a GF, loser
>>739582187its an issue with companies being bad at making good things, simply. it should be a learning experience, but with the industy shuffling, catering, etc, they cant help but repeat steps 1-3>shit game>shit marketing>ideally fails (You are here)>try again>good game>good marketing>success, sing kumbiya
>>739586528why are all the replies to this negative but actually saying something substantial, while the comments on the youtube video itself are mostly positive but not really saying anything?
>>739586528Intro chapter
>>739587710>Elden Ring is a piece of shitIdiot
>>739587612Elden Ring sold so well because it was an open world game, not because it was a good game.
>>739590909Both of them
>>739582187https://youtu.be/gDvbGANDH4EThe trailer starts with>Bond: I didn't catch your name (cut to woman)>Woman: I didn't give it (with a wry grin in a sexy bikini putting THE MAN in his place)and then it just goes on, and the trailer never tells us how followed it up at any point showing us that classic Bond wit which we know the game will fail to give him. Bond was emasculated in his own fucking game. Outrageous.
>>739593530>Idiot>t.
>>739594232>nasolabial foldsDamn, and this is what shilltrannies were calling "cuties in bikinis" earlier in the last shill thread?lmfao
Am I the only one excited for this It just looks like a fine 7/10 action game. Nothing revolutionary but nothing awful either.
>>739594457No shame in being a normalfag consoomer
>>739594457It's hard to know how excited i am until i know how much of the game i can sneak through and how many options they give me to do that with gadgets. But i already spent the money on it. It's likely going to be Hitman Absolution or maybe closer to SC Conviction. Yet even getting those kinds of games are just kind of rare in general outside IOI. I'm buying it because i lack the games that i want to play and it only edges closer to it. Not even the indie scene are capable of producing anything in that genre.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779310694012990.mp4
>>739592550I know.And that's why I advocate for games I want. Because I know others are only advocating for shit they want
>>739590851Nioh 3's open world is infinitely better than Elden Ring's on a virtue of it actually being dense and full of content unlike ER which is just 95% empty space between shitty copy/paste dungeons. Even Code Vein 2's open world was better than ER's.
There's only been two bond games worth playing and both were made over 20 years ago
>>739589823Both things can be true dumbass. Or what do you think something being shallow means the game just improves infinitely as you add more and more shit to it? What a stupid fucking asshole you are.
>>739582187>yes please populate the market with bad games>yes please remove all standards and expectations for games>yes please allow developers and publishers to get away with producing total shitBUT HOW DOES THIS AFFECT YOU
>>739581362If kotaku hates it, it will be a guaranteed classic.
>yeah, I'm 007>0 trans women deadnamed, trans rights are human rights>0 children with my wife, her boyfriends help with that>7 chuds shot today for complaining about immigration
>>739582187maybe they want good games again
>>739585405>Tranny cant count
>>739586038007 nightfire is a shit bond game, agent under fire and everything or nothing are better in every way. The only good level in nightfire is the one in your image and that's it.
>>739595018Retardation.>>739595031This is unironically what happens in it.
>>739595031I haven't seen a single woke shit in the game yet I totally believe this. Game is just woke coded.
>>739587612>QTEs in 2026What do you think Elden Ring gameplay is?
>>739581362Holy shit they made that "Focus, M" meme into a real game!
>>739587612I think they believe only normie uncs care about James Bond (they're right) and those people have bad reflexes at this point and only want to play cinematic games while in between taking care of their baby or obeying their bitch wife. That kind of person would absolutely swallow this shit.
>>739595357Would you not qualify this >>739589190 as woke shit on the game?
>>739595602Oh yeah shit sucks, they're late for the fad too
>>739589190>chinese game>everyone is asian or an animal monster>bong game >only two white guys>a jew>two blacks>a jeet
This company always seemed like it was full of retards who lucked into success with how they doubled down on the nuhitman games being always online trash
>>739589823>"/v/ is one person" is still relevant after all these years
>all these incels malding and seethingbased IO
>>739595957They made this game exclusively to own me and it's working
>>739594457and yet it will cost you 90+ dollars for 1 day early access and 70+ dollars base price for a below average "Action" game that lasts 8 hours
>>739592458But that's boring, the fun in stealth is sneaking past enemies without alerting them, not putting them to sleep or knocking them down. Putting enemies to sleep is for gay baby retards.
>>739596041I'll just pirate it lol I feel like you all are just looking for any reason to hate the game.
>>739589190>Good work 007, you've secured the izzat.
>>739592458Did you also wear the chicken hat?
>>739595357>coded.Zoomer slang gives me the “erk” in the words of this Kotaku “journalist”.
>>739596221'ick on 'taku
>>739582187I want this industry to burn to the ground.
>>739596295kek
>>739582187The creators said this is a new type of Bond and you know what that means.
>>739586528is it possible to beat the shit out of people through youtube comments?
>>739596432it's a new type of bond to own the chuds
>>739582187I just think it's hilarious, nepo baby passion project fails, it's funny.
>>739582187Seeing Highguard die so quickly was more fun than any video game
>>739589190definitive proof that "diverse" just means "kill whitey"
>>739592458you know you don't have to play like a retard right?
>>739581362Doesn't tell me much, "critics" are way too retarded for this type of game, no game journalist has ever gotten SA on a Hitman mission.
>>739596515That's depressing. Thank you for making me appreciate my life a little more, I guess.
>>739586528>we missed out on Hitman: Galaxy of Assassination for this
>>739596584You know they'd also make bond a non white if they could get away with it.
>>739582187$70 for a game, dude. why can't I expect to have fun?
>>739582187>your hobby got infested and completely turned to shit for the last two decades>how dare you want to see its failure!Go fuck yourself.
>>739588102That only applies to live service games, this is a cinematic movieslop game straight out of 2012.
>>739582187what the fuck the orange cat was doing that on purpose
southeast asia just wants anything with brown skin in it to flop these days
>>739593459right-wing vs left-wing
>>739582187Regardless of whether you are genuinely too stupid to understand, or merely pretending, the outcome is the same.
>>739596094Ghost runs are the best part of stealth gaming i would agree. But the stipulations for Hitman games for SA rankings which limits amounts of bullets and kills is usually a pretty good challenge. The real challenge is figuring how to perform a hit with less than 2 kills, i think 3 can be even be too high. Or if you're like me the challenge is 0 kills but the targets. All becomes a game of sedating specific enemies and being very quick to get the job done and timing out everything on a clock. Not to mention knowing where the best place is to get an enemy disguise so whilst you're leaving the hit location you can put your suit back on without the risk of detection blowing everything if you have to leave via a restricted area which can sometimes happen.I don't see the issues with putting them to sleep because it still enforces that you don't spend more than 5 or 6 minutes wasting time before they wake up and you get an alert tarnishing your run, it requires actually being sneaky throughout the entirety of the process. It's not like there aren't consequences to it. If you shoot someone dead the consequences are usually minimal in regards to any repercussions. They can't tell everyone what you did after all.That being said I wish the Hitman series had placed a stronger emphasis on sound propagation like SC or Thief. It would make some missions feel more tense if you knew that enemies could hear even the slightest micro movements.
>>739586528>>739581362I just want to know about the modern sensibilities... How not tone deaf it is.
>>739593459video uploaders can delete comments themselves on their own videos, if YouTube's censorship bots doesn't get them
Doesn't matter how hard it flops. The reason this shit exists is to promote more antiwhite propaganda and as a stepping stone for a black Bond. Whatever ESG money kickbacks IOI received will more than make up for the losses.
>>739597117The modern entertainment industry just seems to be obsessed with subverting expectations.>you expected something good? too bad! no refunds!
>>739581362I watched the leaks and the game looks mid. Companies really still doing this PLAYER, HIDE IN THE TALL GRASS SO THE NPCS CAN'T SEE YOU (and they're blind anyways they never see you)
>>739581526That only applies to movies. If a Globohomo video game is so bad that neoliberal journalists hate it, it's BAD.
>>739589580sauce on top image
>>739582187Like >>739587227 said before. Bad games, including badly woke games, deserve to be bombed and fired from whatever company they came from. Good games, including good games without any wokeness, deserves customers and good reviews.And you sound like a pro-woke liberal smug from ResetERA, calling all gamers "chuds" except for your smug self.
>>739597730I know the new games have SA requirements like>no kills other than targets>no detections/alarms/compromised disguises>no bodies found, outside of certain cases like accident kills or having another NPC kill a targetBringing it back to Bond, you can get SA on the Le Chiffre elusive target by just beating him at poker and letting him get killed by his client.I do remember Blood Money being a bit more anal about it with post-mission reports even listing how many bullets were fired.
>>739586528Focus B
>>739598159The main thing stopping me from getting this game is there's been very inadequate showing of what these aspects of first light are going to be like beyond the devs saying you can replay missions with modifiers
>>739581362>ZOOMER bondWhat were they thinking?
>>739598236I'm sure it's not going to have anything close to the replayability of the Hitman games, anon. It's far too linear for that.I doubt they'll have anything close to SA requirements.
>>739598236This. I don't really give a shit about the story so the mission design and replayability are mainly what I care about. I'm not convinced that the missions are going to be as fleshed out and as interesting as Hitman's, from what I've seen in the gameplay videos they look kinda shallow so I'm not convinced.
>>739581526Odd that no one mentioned the original video this is referencing.
>>739581526She would be hot if she wasn't so autistic.
>>739582187everyone in this industry needs to be knocked down a peg and this is the only way its going to happen
>>739598347The way they structured these things the easy option is to do splinter cell mission rankings, but again they've shown so little of this up until now and it's at odds with how they make games. They don't have to make something that's 1:1 with hitman they just shouldn't be making an uncharted clone.
>>739598159>I do remember Blood Money being a bit more anal about it with post-mission reports even listing how many bullets were fired.Yeah including cameras or witnesses. I basically beat most missions on professional difficulty on every every single game (minus c47 because barely anything tracked) with consistent 0s. That's where the game gets fun for a stealth player is figuring out how to do that. There's always a way but it requires actually thinking about how to do it. Some trial and error before it all clicks. That's when it's really satisfying.
>>739592473holy simp
>>739582187Imagine for a moment an alternative universe with the reverse scenario of this post>men invade every book club at the overhead level despite having virtually no interest in these spaces before>replace all reading material with testosterone fueled busty blonde fuck fantasies that they don’t even read or enjoy>“What’s the deal slut whores? Even if you get us to fuck off it doesn’t mean we’re gonna stop raping you”
>>739582187Cope.
>>739586038Violence.
Why would anyone buy a video game from a company that required a spread sheet, to know what you were getting with their previous video game?
uh oh, looks like the chuds are about to be proven wrong!
>>739586528Oof. Well I hope its not representative of the rest of the game..
>>739599513Probably because IOI should have just made an original IP to sell their next game as to why this whole "divide" existed. People are only bitching because it hijacked Bond. Rather than whether this looked like a fun game to play. The game selling well is not because of any perceived culture war aspects. It's that the 007 fans probably just wanted Goldeneye and for Bond to still be a womanizer and out of fear that this didn't do well it would also mean no games in the franchise forever if it wasn't a critical success. I'm not saying I'm not saying i don't agree with their arguments about that Bond's character shouldn't be tampered with but if this game didn't have 007 in the title i would have likely played it anyway.
>>739599513>can't outsell early access tumblr The Sims and a game that has been out for a week alreadydire
>>739599865>The game selling well is not because of any perceived culture war aspectsWhat i meant to include on the end of that sentence is that the game being hitman lite is enough to push the interest up. As to why it's probably doing well enough.
>>739599513Lets see how good or woke the game actually is before we get too euphoric anon.
>>739596846>Hitman: Galaxy of AssassinationWhat do you mean? We've had it for at least a decade.https://youtu.be/lvXTV5F8DTA
>>739581362>fansI‘m a fan of the classic Bonds. Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Pierce Brosnan. I‘m a fan Goldeneye on N64.I‘m not a fan of always online DEI slop masked as Bond game.
>>739588267You didn’t play any of them when they were new broccoli head.
>>739582187Total collapse of the jewish entertainment industry.
>>739581362I KNOW WHAT YOUNGER GEN Z AND ALPHA NEEDSA FUCKING 007 GAME
>>739598159>>739598569iirc, even pets could count as a witness in blood money, which was funny.
>>739597730I don’t understand how anybody could possibly claim that getting SA on nu-Hitman is difficult. The game literally tells you how to eliminate your targets without arousing suspicion.
>>739582615>have you seen the amount of inorganic marketing and astroturfing this game is receiving?Barely any, anon. Outside of "switch 2 version pushed back" there has been barely anything about it since reveal.Go outside. Its a game. There isnta cabal behind the scenes pulling strings so people buy 007 so they can overthrow the white race.Undiluted, this is what you fags think.It isnt weird for you to do this tho, we humans arent made to stay inside staring at a screen all day, but it is your life. We are made to overcome struggles so you made up your own battle that exists in your tiny, tiny world.No money, no sex, no friends, no happiness, but fuck me, you are winning in your head, arent ya?
>>739600527you severely underestimate how bad people can be at video games
>>739600301I did actually. I grew up watching Bond films but i thought the games were all a disappointment including Goldeneye. The split screen multiplayer was nostalgia i guess but i didn't think they represented the Bond films well. On account that it was mostly just recklessly shooting your way through levels. It would make Bond look like an amateur in the films.How the games turned out were overrated compared to Monolith Productions's NOLF anyway if you want a direct comparison of the same idea but done better.
>>739598438Third reply you fucking retard
>For England, James?>No, for FREE PALESTINE
>>739581362>$70 for a downloadable PC game>99% chance of being woke garbage, like everything else since 2015Gee, I wonder why.
>>739589376Would someone who had something going on in their life type all this?
>>739586528>Tutorial level with a narrative focus.>"Does any of this look fun???"To the point where teaching basics to retards can ever get. It was either something like this or a Hitman style training complex.
>>739593154Agreed these are just faggot worshippers for whores.>>739592973>>739585073>>739593220
>>739600527Even ignoring the mission stories, getting a disguise in nu hitman is piss easy too, because it takes absolutely zero effort to knock someone out without detection, since you don't even have to use a weapon or poison to do so.
>>739583312I wish you to heal your retardation.
They could have spent all that time on more Freelancer (not furniture) slop that I would have totally bought...God how could these niggas turn on such a goldmine mode...
>anon was so btfo he had to reply to himself hours afterwards for validationIts funny to see it
>>739581362>Critics hate itthis means absolutely nothing
>>739599513It's going to be one of those wokeslop flops that's at the top of steam's top sellers for maybe a week, troon shills will celebrate and spam "OH NO NO NO GO WOKE GO RICH," then the devs are going to announce layoffs a few months later and admit the game "underperformed."It's the same fucking story 9 times out of 10.
>>739601348Will it make the list for 2026?
>>739601348Then the shills will quietly slip away and act like they weren't shilling slop day in and day out. Many such cases.
>>739586528>all those likes and positive comments100% fake right?
>>739600769kekyou accurately described a generation.
>>739601621>a generationI wonder which generation that would be.
>>739581362>First 13 minutesLmao>Compiling shaders>Loading >'This corposlop was made by jeets, women, men that play women on the internet, and assorted homosexuals :) '>Unskippable corpo logos>Main Menu heaves into view>'Oi goyim, buy the season pass!'
>>739581526>nubondno, it's will be shit, we just merely agree on something for once
>>739582187>why do you enjoy it when these things fail?because the people who keep pushing them never miss a chance to tell me how much they enjoy ruining everything I like.it's fun to watch spiteful assholes eat their karma.
>>739601678ZOn account of how many of them I've spoken to that tried lecturing me on the subject. How many of them i encounter on a daily basis and sometimes it can transcend political barriers depending on how the argument is slanted. But it is primarily gen Z kids and ones that were taught PC liberal ideology in their education curriculum most likely. Meanwhile millennials like myself were laughing at sandnigger racism in Trey Parker and Matt Stone's Team America World Police and calling muslims derka derkas all the time in my childhood to teen years.
>>739582187one of your sisters necked himself just yesterday lmao
Game looks fun, I will play it and probably enjoy it. I'm really tired of the performative outrage, it's clear most people are just predisposed to dislike certain games because of arbitrary reasons and look for criticisms ex-post-facto like perceived wokeness or "waah it looks like poor mans Uncharted" or it's not first-person like 007 have to be since Goldeneye
>>739601446You just reminded me of how Hitman 2 has the Mumbai level where you can kill a target with that same model of train, kek.
>holds L-stick forwardYOOOOOO this gameplay is FIRE!
>>739583015>Daniel Vavra's next woke game, using the Lord of the Rings I.P., full of DEI shit will be a success though.You are wrong about so many thingit's really funny Also LOTR will be massive success
>>739581362>Critics hate itAll three ovum?
Hitman fans will eat it up because they have played every single map78 times already
James Bond has always been a chauvinistic male empowerment fantasy. I'm not knocking it, just describing it for what it was.If you take the sexism and the male gaze out of it, there's nothing much left. One of the major draws of Bond is the idea of being able to seduce and sexually conquer foreign honeytraps. In that sense ironically The Witcher 1 is a better Bond game.
>>739602123>waah it looks like poor mans UnchartedI mean it does. And it looks less fun than nu-TR which is already less fun than Uncharted
>>739603602>If you take the sexism and the male gaze out of it, there's nothing much left.That's not exactly true. Spy/espionage media is great for video game themes in general. Some of you refuse to even acknowledge that some of this boards most highly praised games has Bond influences. The intro song to MGS3: is distinctly a bond film like vocal track for example.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CbFAZ2ztlE
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>>739581362I thought that was a fleshlight first.
>>739582813chat?
To be honest, the womanizing getting downplayed isn't exactly new to the franchise at this point. I do think its weird IOI felt the need to point it out as if they're doing something new, though.
>>739603998>bububut it has... an intro sequenceYeah I guess it does have that. Intro sequence is not a game thoughBond is famous for bond girls, bond villains, gadgets and stupid one-liners
>>739604565>gadgetsMGS doesn't have gadgets? you don't even know the cultural impact of Bond (which transferred over to video games) because you were born too late to be so clueless on the subject anyway.Sort of like how you'd never pick up on it with games like NOLF as well. All sorts of things which aren't obvious to the naked eye go over your head.
Rare made a better "James Bond" game in the form of Perfect Dark. It'll always be better than Golden Eye.
>>739604684>MGS doesn't have gadgetsIronically enough MGS3 is the one that didn't have a lot, every MGS before it had more gadgets>you're too youngI'm 37 so I guess I am too young to understand the 60s films and I've only seen about 2/3 of Bond films. I'm sure you're in your 80s though, that's why you speak with authority on those early films that you totally saw in theatres
>>739582187it’s not just with games. schadenfreude is generally very prevalent among miserable people
>>739582187because then a game releasing is a win win for meif it bombs i get a laughif it booms i get a fun game
>>739604565>cig spray>crocodile cap>fulton balloon>tuxedo>opening intro>cold war>halo jump>wacky diabolical villain>EVA>chase setpiece>bridge explosion>WiG fightthe only part that doesn't feel like Bond is the jungle sneaking but even then there's a bit of that in Dr. NoVolgin even does the classic "I'll explain everything to you before I kill you" thing
>>739604858I don't even know how you can't see MGS3 as a Bond 1960's/From Russia with Love/Connery level spoof but it was pretty much that. You shouldn't really give Kojima more credit for being original in writing when you can see him spoofing Hollywood all the time in his writing. The intro sequence to MGS1 was pretty much just the 1 man sub launch scene from John Carpenters Escape from LA for example (released the year before his game). He spoofed movies all the time and Snake Plisken was not coincidental. A little off the point but i think it's not off to say that Bond media influenced it.
>>739602123Welp, I guess you never watched any of the dogshit bond movies. Enjoy watching women scoff and roll their eyes at Bond because clearly in real life women are NOT attracted to handsome, confident, dangerous men.
>>739582187>THINK OF THE CORPORATIONSKill Yourself Bootlicker
>>739605117Kojima must've been over the moon when they straight ripped off MGS's plot wholesale for the last movie
My husband preordered this game and I don't know how to convince him to cancel it He just loves james bond
>>739605487I know you're both fags, but someone being into Bond to the extent they'll ignore 20 years of shit movies would be grounds for divorce. Next you'll say he's a big fan of Disney star wars and Blop Shitto is his favorite character.
>>739605487No big "fan" keeps buying slop after it's deteriorated this much. He's just a regular caca consoomer
>>739605487>My husbandSounds like you should go back to the kitchen before telling him to what to do and make him dinner instead.
>>739581526this guy needs rape correction
>>739592267When 47 is impossibly stealthy it's a quirky of the franchise, a bond game should really make goes more alert
>>739592701See, this sounds like a (you) issue. I boughted on steam when Hitman 3 was finally released from Ebin chink store, and I had zero issues what so ever. If you had practiced self control, you wouldn't have suffered so.
>>739592682This is the original
>>739581526>>739604039AGAHAHA, YES! IT'S LIKE THAT OTHER THING!THE THING WE HATE!THIS IS IRONIC SO IT'S FINELOOK AT MEI AM LIKE YOUCONFORMITY OR DEATHWE ARE LEGION
Any streams of this dogshit yet?
>>739583312>I preordered
>>739592126>>739596123heh
>>739605117>MGS3 as a Bond 1960's/From Russia with Love/Connery level spoofIt tried to be that but MGS itself was already so close to that formula that the only noticeable difference was Eva had more fanservice than anyone prior to her. Everything else MGS already had in 1-2
>>739594232>with a wry grin in a sexy bikini putting THE MAN in his placeHow do you plan to survive in this world with that level of insecurity?
>>739605095All of that except for the opening sequence was already in MGS. Bond didn't invent cold war or cold war technology, that's just the setting>Volgin even does the classic "I'll explain everything to you before I kill you" thingYeah so do Ocelot and Liquid in MGS1
>>739582187Chuds want to see video games fail because a black person or a woman touched it once.I want to see video gamea fail because I need all the disgruntled workers to start the fall of capitalism.
>>739582187>How is your life gonna improve if a videogame doesn't make enough money?Are you stupid? If bad games and bad studios fail I will get better games in the future.
>>739607119some of those are very overtly MGS3 specific but yeah the whole series was inspired by 007 (and a bunch other movies)
>>739581526QUIRK CHUNGUS
>>739593530>Elden Ring is a piece of shitYes
>>739589185
>>739608072
>>739582187nigger fuck you stop larping as a tranny heres your (you) spend it well
>>739608120
>>739607119ackchyually Liquid did it to trick Snake with the whole PAL code thing and then the motive rant at the end on top of REX is because everything went to shit already. The same for Solidus at Federal Hall. Ocelot in MGS2 was also more of a debriefing for everyone involved since by that point he (and The Patriots) already won. Volgin was the only one who screwed himself over by talking too much.
>releases tomorrow>still no reviews whats going on here? did io lost the plot?
>, And, ErkThese people seriously are not hated enoughThey're like that one kid from high school except they never got a good bullying to stop their cringey behavior
Visually it looks like DOGSHIT like worse than Uncharted 4 but i'm still interested in the game because its been a while since we got a nice cinematic action adventure style game. Journos and their endless shilling for Chinese UE5 soulsslops can fuck off.
>>739589190This is just UK
>>739583096...I mean I looked through this thread, and then looked at some gameplay and some people who actually played it, and while I'm not convinced it's gonna blow my socks off, I don't think it's gonna be a catastrophically bad game either.Kinda like Hogwarts Legacy and the fact that it was a perfectly competent 5/10 experience
>>739583058>this game will innovate nothingRAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH EVERYTHING NEEDS TO INNOVATE EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE UNIQUE!!! AIIIEEEEH WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOOK FOR QUALITY INSTEAD OF NOVELTY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT NEEDS TO INNOVATE!!!
>>739600852Faggotry is when you find women cute and sexy?
>>739581526That's a man btw.
>>739608934You wish
>>739581362>game promotes white heterosexual male hero>journos: 1/10, we can't allow incel chuds to have this cultural victory
>>739582187>Studios keep trying to make games to be lame and gay>Lame and gay games don't sell>Studios forced to make games good insteadWhy would I want [bad thing] to succeed if it's success encourages more [bad thing]?
>>739582187>Why do chuds want games to bomb so much?At this point, I just want everything connected to Amazon, Netflix and other major slop producers to bomb in a giant fire.
>>739589582>Literally fucking inflates a guy to death like a cartoonHoly fucking shit, I need to watch James Bond, I thought it was all boring spy shit, thanks for this, Anon!
>>739582187>How is your life gonna improve if a videogame doesn't make enough money?It won't. It won't worsen either. It's just for the fun of it.
>>739600769>you care more about the mission than a GENOCIDE?!
>reviews are out>ITS A CRITICALLY ACLIMED SUCCESS
>>739608934>>739581526I wish
>>739581362PlayStation catalog, Ladies and gentlemen.
What, does Tom Holland Bond actually flirt with a woman in the beginning or something?
>>739611220>MLP>SkyrimUgh, elbows too pointy tier
>>739611220she looks like a bruce timm drawing come to life
>>739611691flirty banter is okay as long as the woman is clearly in a position of authority over you. t. millennial cuck writers
>>739581526someone post the original that shes parodying
>>739581362>Kotaku>Buying new games in 2026 on release day especially on PC
>>739586528>focus, bond
>>739581362>critics hate itNice try.
>Create one of the most successful sandbox mission games made>Decide to use your talents to make a linear 3d action slopwhy
>>739581362well this aged poorly lol
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>>739612460>>739612497>only give review codes to small websites that are guaranteed to give you a positive review
>>739601678Millenials consumed that as kids but then went to universities.Critical theory and other neomarxist drivel almost broke me, too.My PhD is in a subject tangent to the Frankfurt School. I'm like one of those poison makers that know they're doing evil.
>>739582187Funny cats haha
>fans
>>739581526ugly cringe caucasoid roasties should stop larping as quirky asian girls desu
>>739613019caucasoids are for rough sex and asians are for marrying.
>>739611220where do you get OF shit anymore now that coomer and kemono are dead?
>>739613083The city
>>739612460OH NO NO NO NO NO /V/IGGERS BTFO YET AGAIN
>>739613129I don't get it...
>>739613083they're not dead
>>739581526>>739611220I'll have everyone some time: there's no videos and even if there were she doesn't do nudes
>>739587123>Why of all mechanics is that what was decided to implement in video games?Easy and cheap filler, nothing more than padding to increase the game length.
>>739613181Videos wont load anymore, pics still work
>>739587651>DEI another day
>>739589190
>critics ra-I don't care about game journalists even if they agree with me
>>739603415>woke LOTR will be a successJust like Amazon Rings of Power, which Daniel Vavra's next game will be copying with the DEI inserts lol.
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>>739601348>It's going to be one of those wokeslop flops that's at the top of steam's top sellers for maybe a week, troon shills will celebrate and spam "OH NO NO NO GO WOKE GO RICH,"I wonder how they can do that if the peak concurrent is still complete dogshit. "top of the charts" will just mean it had no competition.
>>739608423UK is morally wrong.
>>739615090They are not working under amazon also Daniel vavra is not working either project
>>739615656UK became a shit hole so fast.just this month their police arrested the man that got stabbed (bled out in handcuffs) and muslims knocking out a police woman at full force got no punishment because the jury couldn't agree (even tho it was on tape). media portrays history wrong, they go after citizens for wrongthink, forcing IDs online under disguise of protect the children etc.
>>739581526Critics actually love it so it's bad
>>739615738It's Warhorse Studios, owned by Embracer group, they're going to insert woke shit just like Amazon Ringd of Power. And yes it WILL flop.>>739233034
>>739615918This is the first LOTR project under EmbracerAll the previous woke shovelware was greenlit before the acquisitionAnd nope, you must be crazy if you think it's going to flopKCD2 was a high quality game that sold very well, and this project already has 10x more interest than KCD2.
>>739581526cute girls shouldn't have this much power over me
>>739615090Good show, excited for the third season
>>739589190Good job mods exist. The IO team are "diverse" that's why they put the disclaimer in the nu hitman game reminding everyone of it.
>>739588021>Why the fuck does Bond have a working class accent?Bond grew up as a nobody, he was an orphan.
I find it perplexing when some people insist that James Bond didn't carry over into practically tons of vidya media and they just assume it's a relic of the past and never influenced a majority of what people have played over the years. Who can remember that spin off Ratchet & Clank game? yeah likely no one because it was a pretty basic PSP game. But you could see Bond practically everywhere if you ever actually paid attention and stopped assuming that all vidya writing was completely original.
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>>739581362Should've been a jeet Bond to represent modern Britain more accurately
>>739581526You can see her pounding the end of the utensil on the table. This was anything but silent
>>739581362>fully single player game>need online connectionhmm
>>739616169>This is the first LOTR project under EmbracerYes, the Embracer group (who is owned by Blackrock) that has it in writing to insert woke shit. What are you having a problem with? The game will have the typical woke shit.7:36https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmTn_lVLtbE&t=456s
From reading the critical reviews, it seems a lot of fags are getting off on the zoomer bond. I just don't get why they chose to make a 007 and remove what makes him a cool character
>>739618423those are just bought and paid for reviews + ally woke bonus points.What they say means nothing (see Veilguard).
>>739582187Despite being less than 13% of the cat population, orange cats commits more 50% of the crimes.
>>739605427That's been a plot in a few of these spy/agent thrillers. See Nancy Kress's "Oaths and Miracles" from 1996 for an earlier example. This concept was considered a plausible threat when stories about it were popular.
>>739618115>ESL>Doesn’t know that Blackrock literally has investments in almost every single company in existenceJej
>>739619934>this somehow proves they're not woke, even though it's provendilate
>>739621186>Okay just because I was wrong a bunch of times doesn't mean i am wrong
>>739621917wrong about what? Embracer Group is woke.>no-no they're not !go back tranny.
>>739586528>You speak Serbian?>No, Montenegrin.You speak American?No the British English, sirlol what fucking retarded slop is this
>>739613227she does post her feet though, which is obviously way better
the first 13 minutes of James Bond's 007 First Light officially released and, um, sweety? Good lawd almighty. Namsayin?
