"Wait for official instructions"... heh, wait MY ASS.
Sorry about your wait, coach
kill all sons of bitches, that's my official instructions
>>739581426haha tahts funny because the paper piece in his hands doesn t have any text in it
>Who the hell..............................puts an evac center..................................up thirty flights of goddamn stairs?It's for a helicopter, Coach.
>>739581426That's not Coach, that's General Butch.
>MAN I SWEAR TO GOD YOU CAN'T SHOOT WORTH SHIT
C'mon Coach.... Maybe the helicopter....Maybe it's made of cunny....
CEDAfaggots should be put up a tree for removing laugh voicelines from regular versus because it was "toxic"
>>739584218whomstve
>>739581426>"wait for chocolate helicopters to eat your ass"what did CEDA mean by this?
Favorite Nick song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE1I3EiwK2I
>>739586473https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gmQYBZPV7gSurprise, it's actually a Coach song
Kill all niggers, that's my official instructions
>>739581426I always chose to play as the black guys like Louis and Coach when I was a kid, does that mean anything?
playing as the arcade survivors really freshen things up, wish valve put them in the game, switching back and forth among the groups through mods is fucking tedious
Weight my ass
MY FRIENDS CALL ME NIGGER.
>>739584218This is why L4D1 was always superior. That and the death screams being spammed.
>>739594592>Nick Gur>>739584218Valve's been cucked for like 15 years now minimum.
>>739581426>Browsing rule34>Click on video without a thumbnail>It's a woman getting fucked by a black man>About to click off in disgust>See it's my good friend Coach>Be happy that my boy is getting some
>>739582498maybe the... maybe the helicopter... maybe it's made out of crack
>>739597082based
>>739581426never liked coach. in fact I never liked any of the l4d2 team except for nick. l4d1 team is so much soulful it's insane
>>739597082>unzip dick>"DOES IT LOOK LIKE A TWELVE INCHES LONG MONSTER?"
>>739581426God where's the meme of coach dancing to a remix of diddykong tt theme, and celebtate good times, and then wrestling a goose?
hehe yeah your big black juicy ass mmmm
>there will never be a canon conclusion to the l4d2 crew>they were likely lined up against a wall, shot and dissected by CEDA
>>739597082i miss when black people were cool and chill and funny under white surveillance, now they're violent rapist niggers that want to take over the country, what even made them snap like that anyway
>>739599380obama
>>739599376The canon ending is that Coach discover interdimensional travel and end up fucking everyone's waifu.
>>739583136Mister... I don't think I like your attitude
>>739599380>what even made them snap like that anywayNot what but ((who))
What was Coach's plan?
>>739600069>hot chocolate, comin' through!
>>739600069Make a man go WHOOP WHOOP
>>739597082Honestly, I hate what blackedfags have done to my boy coach.He's a genuinely wholesome man. Not Ooga Booga McRapemonkey.I guess asking SEAmonkeys, spics, chinks, and jeets to keep him in character is just too much to ask.
>>739600069>Well, looks like we're going through the Tunnel of Love, people. No hanky panky
What's your favorite line of coach?>Mmmhmm. Peach cobbler.
>>739586473https://youtu.be/PObzzCPAc7A?si=bBi4hdRkbIBZqvoJ
>watch the wire>start smiling whenever cutty shows up because it instantly makes me think of coach
>>739601106Lock the door or your mom will see your boner.
>>739599376They joined the BSAA and got right back to work.
>>739601472God, RE6 Mercs was so fucking good
>>739601472I still don't know why this collab happened
>>739601472Finding out that RE6 Mercs had the survivors from L4D2 on the pc version was fucking wild, shit was cash.
Where is l4d2's official extra campaign Btw last stand was ass
>>739581426>Report MY ASS…>Barricade MY ASS…>Avoid all contact with MY ASS…>Wait for MY ASS
>>739602579at least it didn't go down the tf2 path and add more ass maps than good ones.
>>739581426Whatever happened to this series?
>>739606248It's insane how shit community content is and I hate that Valve let it through.
>>739599376CEDA was no longer calling the shots iirc after the Parish.
>>739606393hey, tf2 community maps aren't all bad. there's steel and uhhh hmmm
>>739599376>delay a bridge bombing and takeoff to save people you know are probably carriers just to shoot themI think it’s more likely they would be drafted as soldiers
>>739600069
>>739609657>save people you know are probably carriers just to shoot themMillhaven tried exactly that with the L4D1 survivors.The military attempt to save people who are potentially immune, but you can't keep carriers, they'll just infect everyone who isn't immune.The problem is that it's unclear whether immunity is a thing or if you only have carriers.
>>739582498I never liked how the intro voicelines make it sound like everyone is encountering zombies for the first time. They just passed these floors not three whole minutes ago, you telling me all these motherfuckers just had the sniffles and were fine while you were on your way up and just now turned?
>>739609960The hotel was most likely empty but the helicopter on the roof attracted attention.
>>739606297valve still can't count to 3
