BLAST HAVERS, ARE YOU READY?
>BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!*
>>739590429>OI M8! WOT'S ALL THIS PALAVER GOIN' ON ERE? IT'S ALL APPLES N' PEARS, INNIT!ban swedes from making games about british people, thanks
Looks like blast having is back on the menu, boys.
Ill wait for impressions first but right now it seems like itll be a solid game. I doubt its 20 hours like they say but I am more worried about performance/bugs considering how infrequent they've shown raw footage
>>739590429I'm ready to be called a racist chud for not buying this game and it failing because it is going to nothing like the James Bond in the movies. It's going to be like him in the books, but no one reads the modern ones, from what little I've seen they seem like pozzed trash.
Oh I get it, we're having a blast because they're all bombs.
How will they appeal to the modern audience?
>>739590429I hope they crack it day one like they did with Lego Batman.
>>739590429But is it WORTH IT????
>>739590429they added the funny tiktok negroim hyped
>>739590429BASED
>>739590847>old bond was more about fucking than killing or drinking>new bond is about killing and drinking>brosnan is an almost perfect mix
>>739590429why did they make him look onions?also i suspect that at this point bond would only really work as a period piece
>>739590847>manliest 007>extensively featured in good vidya, including one of the "all-time bests">transforms his thin as a wasp 10/10 hot wife into a butter golem>refuses to elaborate>leavesNobody can stop this man
They posted 13 minutes of gameplay footage>Cutscene>Slowly walking while talking>Shimmying along a yellow paint ridge>Walk through narrow rock crevice>Slowly walk while talking moreHow the fuck did they go from Hitman WOA to this? Did all their gameplay designers die or something?
>>739590429>This summer...>The only White male at MI6...>Will kill evil White males exclusively...>While being overshadowed by non-White females at every turn..
>>739591438>brosnan is an almost perfect mixWhat is a cocktail, such as a Martini, anything but a perfect mix?
>>739590847Today I learned I've killed more bad guys than Sean Connery's Bond. (IDF sniper here)
>>739590429>sneakily adds denuvo at the last secondseems like a running trend these days
>>739590772The latest books are beyond pozzed. They read like woke parodies that would get posted on 4chan. The most recent one had several lengthy chapters about how the villain wants to eliminate bike lanes, and how Bond believes in bike lanes. Bond also hates the villain for not having enough diversity in his henchmen.
Not a good look, Bondheads
Clever solution to the yellow paint problem.
>>739592348Ewww that rock has aids, I don't wanna touch it
>>739590429DOUBLEOHSISTERS.PREPARETOBLAAaAAaAaAaSST
>>739592047If Voices does this day 1 Denuvo is fucked. They have stopped the preload to avoid the inevitable HIV bybass.
>>739592846this will have weird online connectivity cancer, as not all missions are included in the retail copy of the gameit probably has hitman's online checking system , pure cancer
i'll be having the blast of my life >>739590847>Sean Conneryworst james bond ever. i re-watched the first two movies recently. the first one and Russia. worst and driest delivery ever. totally unsuitable. majorly overrated
>>739590847why am i not on the list?
voices38 better crack this woke bs, i dont give my money to woke
>>739590779Carlos you piece of shit
>>739592120No fucking way
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779310694012990.mp4
>>739591954Fuck off pol tourist I care about the gameplay not your faggot talking points
>>739594667just say you're a democrat and move on
Which generation of Bond did everyone grow up on?
>>739592120Jees. A far cry from the original Bond from Casino Royale >Hates women, keeps throwing tantrums that Vesper has to be part of the plan.>Calms himself down by reminding himself that he'll probably fuck her afterwards >Considers letting her simply die after she gets kidnapped, since it probably just be easier >Catches a glimpse of her after his car wrecks and almost fucking dies, drifts into unconsciousness dreaming about raping herNot even remotely the same person anymore.
>>739592164Am I supposed to know who that nigger is?
>>739595083Daniel Craig
>>739595285Yes, you're SUPPOSED to. Fuck you
>>739595493Well I don't, because I don't use TikTok or whatever shit he's from.
>>739595083born in the 90s but grew up on connery and then brosnan with goldeneye
>>739590429>denuvoI don't buy denuvo shit
>>739595083honestly none of them lol, im only itt because i've been vaguely interested in starting the series lately but idk whats actually worth bothering with from it. theres a lot of movies and books but im not really into novels so i kinda wanted to just watch all the movies in release order, i dont know if thats a good idea or if some are skippable though
>>739590429All they had to do was set it during the cold war with a temu connery bond. It would've sold billions. How were they this stupid?
>>739592348>yellow paint:>yellow paint, white: :O
>>739591954>>739594667If only you retards knew how bad it is going to get.
>>739595006just say you're an incel and keep seething
>all we needed as Hitman with a 007 skin on top>get an action game filled with jeets and other nonwhitesShalom!
>>739592164>IS THAT...HECKIN'....KHABY LAME!!!!! The way this is presented is that this is someone I'm supposed to know. Since he's black, I'm guessing this is a mumble rapper or a streamer who just does football. Either way, it's really fucking grim IOI is using this literal who as a selling point.
>>739590429That stupid Dreamworks smirk pisses me off so much
>>739590429>My name is Ed>Cuck Ed
>>739592038how many kids you ice?
>>739590429Literally Corcorde 6. And if it was a Sony exclusive, it would be twice funnier.
>>739590429>>739590429Bond has long since been co-opted by faggots, commies and their (((bank))) rolling (((globalist))) backers.
>>739598573Your game is flopping and your studio will shut down
is anyone playing already is freelancer in
>>739590429Too young.
>>739598924Jesus fucking christ, this is about as subtle as a brick to the head.
>>739590429>press Y to keel over and respect womenthe wife is out with the bull so I have the whole living room for myself, g*d I'm so heckin' ready
>>739598924I am suddenly okay with a violent dictatorship taking over the world.
>>739598153Is Bond the only anglo saxon in the whole game?
>>739598924>be maniac planning taking over the World>okay, but why arent you hiring more women and POC for your nefarious totalitarian plans?
>>739598924Are all new versions / "re-translations" of the books compromised? That might make my collection valuable...
>>739590429Not really. I wanted Hitman: 007 edition. Sounds like we're getting unchartedslop instead.I hope I'm wrong but I doubt amazon would let them make something actually good.
>>739598924This is parody right?
>>739590429He looks like he enjoys getting a blast inside his butthole
>>739590847I'm surprised Dalton is that low on killcount, he was the most ice cold one.
>>739595083Brosnan technically, but the first Bond movies I remember watching were Dr. No and Golden Gun.I'm yet to watch the Brosnan movies.
>>739598924>bond was suddenly struck by something, he'd realized he was becoming schizophrenic. Why would an evil man hire good women or trans? For what purpose would such an organization benefit from good matured people. Bond sat down and blew his brains out.
>>739590847by putting troonllennial memes in the games
>>739592038Beheading statues don't tally up the score
>>739602637>troonlinennialThis is 100% a lil zoomie thing. Nobody over the age of 25 should have any idea who this fucking is.
>>739592164Only zoomcucks would know that ugly nigger and they probably won't have the 70 bucks + tip to drop on this garbage
>>739590429I AM IN POSITION
>>739591952All "narrative driven" games made by IOI have been shit. This is just continuing the tradition.
>>739590429So is it like Hitman?
>>739602637who is this
>>739590429Blastin makes me feel good
>>739603519Yes. Though I doubt it will have a Freelancer mode, which is Hitman's real selling point these days.
>>739590429HENRY HAS COME TO SEE US!JESUS CHRIST BE PRAISED
>>739598153Why is everyone Indian? Oh right, modern England.
>>73960263731 here I have no clue who this is
>>739594667It’s Hitman gameplay, so absolut dogshit.
>>739590429Dunno why this game is causing so much seething. It's just gonna be a generic action adventure game with some nuhitman elements.
>>739598924What terrible fucking writing in a published book. And I mean aside from the actual content.Something like:>Birkett was an ex-Tory MP, infamous for promoting various right-wing conspiracy theories, which had predictably spilled over into extremist rhetoric that gotten him kicked out of the party.would flow a hell of a lot better than shoving an awkward laundry list of every pet liberal social issue into the paragraph so you know just how much of a capital-C Chud this guy is. The author just couldn't help themself though, huh?
There's two kinds of people who can make a new entry in a long running franchise.1. Someone who wants to tell a story using the existing setting and characters.2. Someone who goes "I'm gonna fix the characters. I'm gonna fix the setting. I'm gonna fix the themes. I'm gonna fix the ethics", and so on.
>>739604141>>Birkett was an ex-Tory MP, infamous for promoting various right-wing conspiracy theories, which had predictably spilled over into extremist rhetoric that gotten him kicked out of the party.the point is to own the chuds, doesn't matter if the writing takes a little hit. it's like you haven't seen leftist media in the last 5 years.
>>739598924while i think that writer should be flogged i need to point out bond has always worked for the british governmenthe wasn't a rebel or freedom fighter he was a hired murderer (licence to kill) working for the PMs and most likely the royal family and with the americans (aka military industrial complex)
>>739598924>wordsOk>words - but less charitable towards chudsThis is unacceptable and I'm literally going to take this as a marker that society is crumbling!!
>>739598924Good grief.
>I may be James, but the real Bond is the one we share with our LGBTQIA and AAPI allies.
>>739598924This is god-awful writing regardless of your political views
The name's BlastHaving a Blast
>>739598924kekthis could have been an Austin Powers skit.
>>739605384Well no shit, Sherlock
>>739602637I had to look up who this was and just ended up more confused before
I feel like this game is nothing but elaborate market research for whether the new movie should cast a young bond or not
>>739590429bruh
>>739592038You have more than 5 counts of friendly fire?
>>739602637I can't unsee the comment from another thread where an anon said he looks like a sloth
>>739595083You posted him.That train level was ass.
>>739590429>VOICES38WAITCHADS REPORT IN
>>739590429Nathan Drake looking ass
Why are they being so secretive about leaks? What have they got to hide?
>>739595083Dalton and Brosnan.
>>739598924It's all just a demoralisation tactic, right? Because it's fucking working.
what is /v/'s favorite Bong movie
>>739590429>>739603684I FEEL QUITE HUNGRY!
>>739590429The names blast...James Blast!
>>739610762I've got a soft spot for Moonraker
I am fucking hyped for this kino-game (unironically)
>>739592120>the villain wants to eliminate bike lanes, and how Bond believes in bike laneswhat fuck lmao
>>739590429epic tiktok reference pog!
>>739612081did /pol/ design that nigger? he looks straight out of a phrenology textbook
>>739598924People in the future will look back to the times we live in, and we will be remembered because of things such as this.
>Elite secret agent>Uses his real name wherever he goesIs James Bond stupid?
>>739590429my ass will be blasting after hearing the voice in 38 days
Does he have a license to blast tho?
>>739598924holy fuck lmao
>>739603635 If they really want to sell copies, they should open some of the first light maps up to Freelancer mode in WOA for First Light owners.
>>739591952A large number of developers of World of Assassination left the studio.
>>739612243Leftists are more racist than /pol/
>>739590847>Craig has been Bond for 20 fucking yearsIs this franchise even active? These movies sure slowed down their output even harder than the vidya industry.
>>739590429I don't know what this is but the image has the aesthetic of every game that has failed in the past 10 years so I'm gonna pass on it.
>>739613945no time to die was 5 years ago so technically its only 15 years
>>739602637This guy is just an inter-gen nig meme.
