So this is who you were playing against on the original xbox...
Xbox has shit sale in japan, so clearly sexy girls in marketing doesn't work.
>>739596139Anon-kun surely you can't be worshiping sales for 25 year old consoles?
>>739596071I refuse to believe there's actually anything under that bra
What'll it be, Anon? Xbox Live with naked Japanese girls, or SegaNet with Fred Durst?
Why would Xbox Japan hire a woman with no tits and no ass?
>>739596271I'll have fun either way.
>>739596298Japan hadn't been psyoped into accepting obesity yet.
>>739596071Good lord, I've seen planks of wood with more curves than ths disaster.
>>739596715Great, the inflation fetishists have found my super cool thread.
>>739596071Not flat enough.
>>739596071The headset isn't connected, the headset adapter that goes in the controller is missing, and the controller isn't even plugged into the console. I don't believe she's actually playing that Xbox.
>>739596979She needs your help hooking it up. You're her strongest soldier. Get in there Master Chief.
Xbox is getting pretty good rep with Forza and Game Pass in Japanthey just have to do more Japan pandering
>>739596071What does she say???
>>739596071A reminder that nips were nationalistic enough to not buy into Xbox.
>>739596071I miss the time when this bodytype was the ideal. Its so hard to find modern stuff with slim girls nowadays...
Her controller isn't even plugged in
>zero tits or asshow is yellow fever real
>>739598702I'll help her plug it in.
>>739599164the smarter you are the thinner you prefer women. the dumber you are the thicker you prefer women
>>739596139they can only do so much, xbox needs a miracle
>>739599164I like flatchested women. This limits my options substantially thanks to the hormones they pump white women full of that have increased breast sizes several times over in the last few decades.So my only sane recourse is Asian women.
>>739599164they're extremely attractive to failure white men because they're seen as much more attainable than a fit white woman
>>739596235are you saying she's a nippleless freak?
>>739598514I want to know more about xbox-san.
>>739599164You see flats, I see infinite potential. Tits and ass can be fixed with enough impregnation and healthy meal. Finding the woman whose willing to make the change for (you), however, is the hard part.
>>739599372Calm down Asha Dharma.
>>739599164Looking back I was jacking off to thick Japanese women. Anri, Hitomi, that girl with the fat fucking ass. Even Maria Ozawa was thicker than average. Kinda weird now that I think about it.
>>739596071Some kid from Nebraska that loved to call people faggots.
>>739599164Flat is justice.
>>739598514be sure to drink your ovaltine
>>739596071>>739596139Tell why xbox didnt do well in Japan, i know this but not exactly why.
>>739601660No games appealing to Japanese audiences. They don't give a fuck about Halo or Gears of War.
>>739596071this ad didn't work for the Japanese because this model was too old, no one did their homework.
>>739600064Hitomi was a gateway drug. I kept wanting fat tits. Then I wanted big fat asses too. After that? Screw it, make the whole girl big.Now I seek out JAV bbws. Who are generally just thicc by western standards, desu.
>>739601745>They don't give a fuck about Halo or Gears of WarWhy not?
>>739603552Cos they have taste
>>739596071Ah yes Yuko Ogura.If you remember her you're officially unc status.
This is a child.
>>739604163Ain't we all?
>>739599164she's 10
>>739604380>born in 1983>xbox released in japan in 2002hmmm
>>739599164>zero tits or assHnnnngggh
>>739604163she is literally a grandma.
>>739596071>kirr yohsewl nihguu>how yu even get onrine yu dis dum>thank foh flee kirr letald gaijin
>>739596139That doesn't make sense. If xbox has always been dead in japan it wouldn't even chart in famitsu sales.
For me? It's Asians with tasteful C cups.
>>739603552Shooters give them motion sickness
>>739596071sexo
>>739596071no pubes?
>>739596071Peak female form
How would that sell fucking video games.Are lonely nerds this gullible?
>>739596234>polluting your walls with movie postersWhy was this ever a thing?>>739596708It's funny how everyone, everywhere is becoming obese now, even in places where malnutrition was the norm.
>>739608529yeah, thankfully.
>>739608813It was to show girls you had over what your tastes were so she could ask you about them before you fucked.
>>739596071I don't look like that, but I've also never owned an Xbox.
>>739609086Pubes are disgusting, and the only hair a woman should have is her eyebrows, eyelashes, and on her scalp.
>>739609227nobody asked for your faggot opinion
>>739609267Ok beaner
>>739596235There isn't. I've fucked 2 Jap girls and they were both flat as a board.
>>739596071holy moly...
>>739609307I dated one second generation jap once and her pussy was brownmy entire life was a lie
>>739596071>DfcTake me back.
>>739609297Only spics like pubes? Well guess I'm a spic now. Enjoy being a nigger.
>>739609397Based pube enjoyer.
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>>739610101Posts you can hear and visualize the video in you head.
