>YOU PLAY GAMES LIKE A GIRL!How do you respond?
>>739597549for years i thought this kid was jonah hill
>>739597549
>>739597549i probably just kill him right there for attempting to speak to me that way
>>739597637Feel old yet?
>>739597549Call him a fat faggot and beat the shit out of him
>>739597549faggot
>>739597683Ham would kick your ass then spit on you
<You're killing me smallshow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>739597739i am an adult and have over 200 pounds on him. i think his death would be swift frankly
>>739597767Sounds like you're really overweight
>>739597934i am 6'7 and 320 pounds
>>739597549>>739597549>>739597549Could the Sandlot be released in 2026? What’s that one fucking onions image with thr guy seeing some old movie and he realizes it’s problematic? That would probably happen
>>739597549>umm actually us gamers now accept women in our rosters, and they are just as capable as men, so back off, bucko!
>>739597549>stfu you can barely finish the game on easyNo one would take this my dad works at nintendo ogre seriously in the first place.In the meantime they would warm up and become my friends anyways while i put them in their place.Funny enough i met the adult version like this in a pure coincidence last year as he walked past and overheard me talking about games with my friends. We invited him to sit with us and enjoy a drink. As a wow/ cod fag he wasnt that bad.
>>739597549That's right. I don't play video games.
>>739597990Sounds like you're really overweight
>>739597549>UwU
>>739598104thats all muscle dude. i think you are projecting your fatness onto me
>>739598018Besides little league games, I haven't seen kids play baseball outside in 20 years
>>739597549I would continue playing games.
>>739597549reminder that mentally ill trannies would be having "gender euphoria" at receiving such "gender affirmation"
>>739598308thank you I almost went 5 minutes without thinking of trannies
>>739597683you wont do shit you fuckin pussy
I thank for the compliment
>>739597549What is that supposed to mean?Is he retarded or just crying that he's losing?
>>739598176Sounds like you're really overweight
>>739597549well yes, I'm not pretending to be her, I'm looking at her!
>>739597668His wife's in a coma...
When you think about it, the shazbowl was basically this scene.
>>739597549I have a vagina. How else would I play games? Like a girl is the only way I know how
>>739597549I take out my cock and shove it in his mouth.
>>739597549mayhap
>>739597549IWNBAW
>>739597549Well I do like girls. HOMO.
>>739597705I feel younger. Damn he aged worse than me. I'm pretty sure I'm at least a decade older.
>>739597705>That one scene where they pulled off kissing the life guard
>>739597705What is that actual demon eye color?
>>739600680proof or gtfo
>>739597549He won't be talking so tough after I finish molesting him.
>>739600418Guess that explains why she didn't move much.
>>739597549I always had a fantasy of raping this fat ginger fuck.
>>739604387Your brownness is showing.
>>739597549WELL YOU PLAY GAMES LIKE A JOURNALIST
>>739600714>>739604484>>739604550Why are gamers like this?
>>739597549Go and complain to the game jannies.
>>739600587>Benny steals home in the final scene>nobody notices until it's too late to stop him because he's a BR with 140 ping
>>739600418He never said it was consensual.
>>739597549I love this guy, he's my favorite member from the Badd Medicine. He's like 5'7 lol, despite looking huge. Despite looking like he'd be the biggest douchey dudebro muskelman, he's actually the sensitive one in the group, emotionally invested in shows, like an empath lol. Appleton Oak is the best.
silence faggot child
>>739597549I do a lot of things like a girl.
>>739597549How about I pound you like a boy? That didn't come out right.
>>739597549T-thank you...
>>739604920pizza pizza go in tummy me so hungy me so hungy
>>739597549Playing games is the only thing I ever did well, my "friends" would outright stop playing games with me after a while.When I was in college I had like 2 or 3 people I talked to, but they had several other friends, second semester we got different class schedules so I was mostly alone, one day I was at the cafeteria and there were these people I knew through our mutuals, they were playing Smash with xbox controllers, I sat with them while I was eating my lunch, when I finished they invited me to play, it was an emulator so I didn't know the button napping so I asked which buttons to use, then they started mansplaining the whole game to me, I picked Mario and one of them said something like "bad pick, he's not that good of a character", I proceeded to destroy them for like an hour until my class started.
>>739604675Alpha move. You wouldn't understand.
>>739605390My friends always wanted to try out some new game that came out, while I was content with playing the same game for years and years. Nowadays I still try to make them play some good old games we used to play in the past, but they just humor me for a few hours and then proceed to avoid me until I drop the idea.
>>739597549How appropriate. You fight like a cow!
>>739597549thank you, that's very gender affirming
>>739605854Elden Ring had just came out and saw one of my friends(irl "friend") playing it, asked him if we could play together sometime, said he was busy then, told him it was ok, that I didn't mean that very same day, then he just never launched the game again lmao.
>>739597549The fuck does that even mean?
>>739600714>>739604484>>739604550Based
>>739597549Hah! ya dont say, friend. Why dont you come with me and show me how to properly play this game?
>>739597549I jack off while playing games, so that is objectively false
>>739606942You jack off like a GIRL!!!!
what does that even mean
>>739606942You squirt like a girl!
>>739597549Beat him up ingame
>>739597549yes because i wanna be a girl ^^
How did the imaginary scenario of being lamely insulted by a child cause so much genuine-sounding upset?
>>739597549atemi in the throat
>>739597549>YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR MOM FUCKED AN ARMADILLO, YOU FAG!
>>739597549>implying girls play games>implying that he'd know if it were the case>implying i'm not playing bad on purpose to make him rageshut up nigger ginger
>>739597549360 walk away to this tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oox9bJaGJ8
>>739608273Because this board is full of the mental equivalent of children
>>739597549And yet you're the one who's sucking.