What weapons do you want in Stellar Blade 2?
A better game.
In order from most to least; Tonfa, Spear, Fists, "Ultra greatsword", if we're allowing ranged then dual pistols.
>>739600709/thread
>>739600650How heavy is Eve? Could she flatten a person with her weight?
>>739600650Raven
>>739600920>>739600967>>739601002Notice how the zelda thread is slower now
>>739601002oh
>>739600650Should’ve been barefoot
>>739600650Polearm>>739600709I'm glad trannies are still seething about this game and not trying to commandeer it like Bayonetta and Nier
He's back again. Mass-flag him for spamming. Protect /v/'s waifu EVE!
>>739600650EVE's sword and Tachy's sword on EVE, and Raven's sword on Raven.SB doesn't need more weapons.
>>739601036At least make her shoot breastmilk out
>>739601293>tranny seethe out of nowhere
>>739600650Spear and big 2 handed sword hopefully. Maybe fist weapons that has a gun on it?
>>739600991But EVE paracrippled her at the end.
>>739600650Boobie cannons
>>739600650Eve squeezing my neck and crushing my balls with her butt
>>739600991This. More Raven
>>739600650>assfaggotry
>>739603858>t. Max Gaylord
>>739603858Good
>>739600709That's not a weapon Anon.
Her breasts, a good weapon
Her perfect pussy is a nice weapon
Dual wielding butts
>>739600650Spear or polearm with a pole dance animation
>>739604959made for smooching
>>739601293>I'm glad trannies are still seething about this game and not trying to commandeer it like Bayonetta and NierYou have to thank this game because is taking all their attention while those other 2 can exist, also, is always fun to see trannies and faggots to seethe over the very existence of this game, whether on /v/, shitter or the rest of the internet.
tasty perfect butthole
>game woke and does well commercially>haha get owned chuds>ditto, but for a "based" and "redpilled" game>haha get owned tranniesfunny how a game about a sex robot became a political battleground for whatever reason
>>739606010>if it has a good looking female character, is a sex robot>if it has a troon, is a real videogamek
>>739600650Anything that'll make the combat better. Good level design would go a long way too
>>739606010>>game woke and does well commerciallyThings that never happened
>>739606010That's just how the political pendulum swings.Just wait until Cuntslasher Mcgoo comes out and you'll have women and trannies saying Eve was always a feminist icon while saying that Cuntslasher is sexualized and problematic.
>>739606229Balding gays wasn't that long ago, Chudowheart.
>>739606262>Chudowheartlmao
>>739600650More in depth interactions with Eve.https://x.com/nuttycravat/status/2053919378211786920
I think I'm too old for this board.
>>739600650Anyone else just want to watch her shit, or is it just me?
>>739600991MORE RAVEN PLS SAAR !
Do I play this in Korean?
>>739606229Balls hurt gay is as bad as the V eilguard with the exception of pretty graphics and sexy ladies.That's why it's a lot more dangerous than most wokeslop
>>739606837Yes, and don't bother with other language.
>>739606736Why? Gacha is just an offshoot of MMO and Second Life fags. Just make fun of them and play offline games.
>>739606229Who's gonna tell him?Where's this goalpost going?
>>739606229BG3 sold over 20 million units, sweety.
>>739600650A longbow would be a good weapon for an android.
>>739606176>stellar blade threads
>>739600650I recently played it. With all my confidence I can say that this was the sloppies sloppy slop that I have ever played in my life. The quality of the game is all over the place. Why in the gods holy name would you make an action game with movement so rigid, unpolished and unsatisfying. Combat has all the problems of parry slop games who tried to copy sekiro, including absolutely counter intuitive moves to justify learning curve. I mean, it such a fucking bullshit that you need to know that you need to double click the deflect even though you still expecting a follow up attack. Pay attention to all these games having absolutely fantastical and unnatural enemies (lies of P, hell is us) and how it allows devs to justify enemies pulling out all sorts of retarded bullshit. Just look in contrast how in sekiro, enemies usually have weapons, or claws which follow natural curves or thrusts or chop patterns and not some bizzare "enemy raising weapon overhead but it is suddenly a quick thrust poke", or like in stellar blade the wheelie spiders light up before attack, wait a literal second and then attack you in 1 frame length animation. Fighting more than two enemies feels like wasn't though through at all. I feel like I could rant about how fucking retarded the game is all day long, but I am partially ashamed that I gave it second chance and I want to forget this shit forever.
fromsloppers genuinely believe every game should play the same
>>739606943okay thanks
>>739603858>leaf image>terrible faggot postlike clockwork
>>739606801I want a toilet pov
>>739600650honestly first thing that came to mind is the webm that keeps getting reposted here of that gacha girl pulling a weapon out of her ass
snobs will want this to be a souls game to whine that it's not a souls game, and does nothing like a souls game, if this was a sous game, still will criticize that will never be a souls game and will call it an action game. Game is fun tho.
>>739600709If you want to go for the quirk chungus first reply then it should at least make sense
>>739607156
>>739607156>struggled with the spidersskill issue
>>739606674>analI need faggots to die
>>739606674whew
>>739607156>You know that you can stagger enemies by doing combos, at the end of the combo, holding the button to increase the damage and stagger enemies, right?>You know that you can do attacks to deal with crowd control on multiple enemies, right?>You know that you can run, evade, jump, sneak attack on enemies, right?Your post reeks of souls brainrot to me, but who knows, but we all know that you have a severe case of skill issue.
>>739607783>>739607846The duality of man
>>739606674Need this but with Raven.
>>739602062Trust the plan, she will rebuild her.
>>739600650Fart Cannon
Was fusing with Adam the right thing to do? I felt kind of bad slaughtering all of Mother Sphere's goons at the end but at the same time if Raven (best girl) is to be believed then Mother Sphere is a huge dick
>>739607651What do you mean? There is nothing to struggle with. I said the devs are hacks and explained why it would feel unrewarding even to play it. There is no skill involved, only a learning curve, while, in contrast, in Sekiro you are much more likely to deflect Isshin's Glock shots the first time you see them. Deflecting a spider poke hit, however, is entirely dependent on you getting hit first, and this applies to almost all attacks and combos enemies do. You can fucking tank in this game. It is not difficult to finish a fight; it is difficult to get satisfaction from it. And it is done exactly because the devs are hacks. Combat is simply not interesting.>>739607853>brainrot What does this have to do with anything?Besides your retarded, actually brainrot remark, that's why I mentioned DMC.All of that is well made in other games, but fighting more than two enemies was obviously not designed well in Stellar, and denying it only tells me you are delusional. Your argument, "but muh crowd control," is reddit-tier reasoning. You could also advise me to use grenades and additional healing when it explicitly feels like a band-aid for retarded design. Why doesn't Sekiro have to? DMC? Ninja Gaiden? Souls? Bayo? Because they are well designed.To both of you, I can sincerely admit that, yes, I didn't git gud, because it is not worth it and the game does not deserve it. Combat sucks, movement sucks, the story is braindead retardation, the worldbuilding is a meme, and the characters have 0 charisma or likeness to them. Maybe I would finish the game if not for the endless yapping and unskippable cutscenes. This shit also feels like mockery because of how retarded and autistic everyone is in it. In the end, it is not a torture to play, there are simply much better games around. To me there is absolutely no merit to this game.
>>739600650>Modded ass
>>739609115Fusing + not killing Lily is the only ending with a bonus scene. That should clue you in.
>>739600991what about her?
>>739600650big hammer from that fat boss Eve fought
>>739600991Wife.
>>739600650The wrinkles on the inside of her ass cheeks reminds me of old lady's saggy arm skin.Fucking disgusting.
>>739600910bro replied to himself LOL
>>739606801Imagine the logs she could push out from that butt...
>>739607078And Hogwarts Legacy has sold over 35 million.
>>739600650Some kind of spear. They were fun in automata as well.
>>739610678Nowicki licks that ass all day>>739610916
>>739614154Maciek drinks her pussy juice, it's holy
>>739614154so that ass sustains him fully? Nice relationship
>>739600650raven and tachy
so is it a bot made by an autist to flood every SB thread or is it really someone manually flooding every single SB thread for years?
>>739600650Lily!
>>739600650A super OP weapon that deletes enemies but adds clothes to eve every time she uses it so after a few times she’s just a ball of hoodies, hats and sweatpants and can roll into stuff for more damage.
>>739600650God, just tell me whose hittin this..
>>739601327I want futa doro
>>739614598>>739614409
>>739614409playable lily
>>739603858but nobody is playing dota here
>>739615574I feel ya mon
>>739614409not a weapon but yes
>>739600650Lance/Spear.
>>739600650Eve's fat anus on my face
>>739600650Weaponized ass
>>739600991"And that's my pet worm" as Eve points to the limbless, helpless Raven agonizing in the corner of her room
>>739600991Raven isn't a weapon.
100 litres of Nowicki's sperm inside Eve
>>739619151what outfit?
>>739607156Didn't read, this is the best action game of the pat 10 years, my advice is stop being bad and start being good
>>739600991Fuck bros, I can't wait for SB2 and an inevitable Raven comeback. It's going to be beautiful.
>>739620086>Didn't read, this is the best action game of the pat 10 yearsNINJA GAIDEN 4 BROS?!
>>739600650I just want to be able to play as Raven...
>>739614409I love her so much.
>>739609115Try rejecting Adam. It's not exactly gonna make you feel better.
>>739620876lord have mercy
>>739600991Looks better in Nikke.
I don't care but they need to adjust the heels so we can see their feet.
>>739620989
it's a shame the schizo puts himself in all the slop, shit's hot as fuck but i can't fap with that bot faggot in the way
>>739623964What's the story with this specific schizo?
>>739624287The story goes that he's property of /x/, but instead of summoning a succubus(eve), he is convinced he can manifest her with the help of the collective consciousness. If everyone, even search engines and basically everything associates her with him, she'll be real.
>>739625636yes, post more actually.
just let the thread die if you have nothing good to post retards
>>739600650I want this bitch as the new Eve.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30sgqt_0BJA&t=35s&themeRefresh=1
>>739600650Her fat ass cheeks
