Games that force you to witness the hero's humiliation.
>>739601393WHADDAKEK!
>>739601393What is this millennial shit?
>>739601393why did they do fox dirty like that?
its over
>YABBA DABBA DOO
>Whhhhkkksssshhhh!>Whhhhkkksssshhhh!What did leon mean by that
>>739601393That game looks so fucking funny. Is the gameplay good?
>>739601973He's whippedWhich is pretty kek worthy
This is somehow worse than the Spider-Man fridge.
i would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to have krystal publicly humiliate me
>>739606128Imagine her hotpasting you.
>>739601393>this is someone's hero
>>739601492dude this shit came out in like 2005 when I was 13the fuck you mean millennial
I wonder if all of command's writing was bad.actually, I think it's starting with this game where everyone starts to hate Krystal.
>>739601393Why is she being a cunt to hiim? I thought she was his romantic interest in that dinosaur star fox game.
>>739606768people hated her before. but that's because she dominated the discussion in the series rather than anything her character did. Command was the only time she was legitimately offensive as a character, but then again everyone was.
>>739601393Based Leon dabbing on simp fox
>>739606916Thanks for clearing that up but I remember, as a kid, this game was my only exposure to her, and afterwards I could kinda' understand where the hate for her was coming from online.
>>739601393KWAB
>>739602002Gameplay is the worst part as it's fine but very limited and repetitive, you play it for the zany story.
>>739601393It's okay, she can go through her own humiliation ritual.
>>739601393It makes a little bit more sense in the JP version where Krystal actually realizes how horrible she's been to Fox that story route and breaks down over it, even questioning why Fox is the one asking forgiveness from HER.
>>739607679Kursedsteel the hedgehog
>>739607735Who the hell wrote the English version and why do they hate Star Fox
>>739601393Leon doing the whip sounds in text is crazy lmao
>>739601393Good. Panther is better than Fox anyway. Krystal deserves only the BLACKEST of cock.
>>739607116As expected of Leon.
Can't let you tap that, Simp Fox.
>>739609842Spaniards are white.
>>739606750you're a millenial. the target audience were millenials. it isn't completely absurd to call it a game for millenials.
>>739606750The zoomer time date is not officially set, you only believe in corporate news media that claims it’s 1996 to current day.
>>739610404Nobody liked this shit. Stop blaming millenials for Gen X shit
>>739608260Cuckbert was really mad they cancelled Star Fox 2. It was his “Return to Monkey Island” moment.
>>739608260According to Command's credits, Duncan Flett, Alan Averill, and Tim O'Leary were behind its English localization.>>739611102Cuthbert had nothing to actually do with the story outside of convincing Imamura to make it a branching storyline, the latter is who you want to blame for the broad strokes of it all (though of course, the NOA localization making things even worse didn't help). Apparently Imamura was inspired by the show 24 when he wrote Command's narratives.
>>739601393I've seen jap VNs with better writing
>>739612476Heh
This would never happen to him.
>>739608260the ghost of Andross
Fox is having a bad week.
>>739606536>hotpastingonly NTRfags would use words like that.
>>739601393Kekarooooo
>>739607679"She changed her name to Kursed".Lol, this sounds like something Kojima would write.
As an starfox fan, i assure you, that there's nothing better than choke on, and getting railed by the biggest and blackest BBC in an hot summer afternoon. >t. Starfox fan
>>739607735Seems like a typical americuck projection. If this is true, Krystal at least shows apparent remorse and acts more professional in the original, while the translation went for the full feminist liberal fantasy abridged version. Who knows how many games have been completely rewriten for the English translation to include jewish propaganda. Another example which i have not confirmed is 25th ward including a tranny, which im not sure if its something that Suda intended or some bizarre add on.
>>739607679>>739618327It's always fun to point out to people that she's supposed to rename herself to "Krazoa".https://64152.x0.to/starfox/d_e_004.htmlGoogle translate the end text and you get this:>Afterward, she cast aside her past and, in a different galaxy, became a formidable bounty hunter known as Krazoa.>It is said that Fox—who happened to cross paths with Krazoa on Planet Kew—never once realized who she was.
>>739619028That's still edgy, but at least it isn't cringe. Seriously, what the fuck was up with the localization team for Command.
>>739606750Zoomers are too retarded to remember there's a Gen X. IPad babies. Please understand. Half the shit coming out today that they blame on millennials is written by 45+ year old Gen Xers, much less 13 years ago.
>>739612476/thread
Has any other Nintendo character suffered as much as Fox?
>>739619773Captain Falcon
>>739607735>>739608260>>739618709Oh while we're at it, Panther's lobotomized third person speak is also due to the localization.
>>739612476I laughed at this so hard I got tears in my eyes. Good job, Anon.
Foxzisters, not like this...
>>739619813Was Captain Falcon made to subject himself like in the OP after getting cucked?
>>739601393I genuinely hope Krystal doesn't appear in future games. She shouldn't even be there, she's a terrible character, and she doesn't fit the tone of the story. Fox shouldn't even have a love interest in the first place.
>>739620118F-Zero hasn’t had a game in over 20 years.
>>739619968>tails not entwined
>Fox is an actual betterman™ sucker and did take care of his wife son in the canon ending.Retarded series. Fan fiction is the only saving grace it has.
>>739620472Not true. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haoiSDKghLE
>>739619968Missing Wolf tail
>>739620768Akshually, the true ending is pic related
>>739619773OoT Link, arguably LA Link assuming he died in the sea, TotK Zelda, and Pigma, though in his case it's deserved
>>739620768Not at all. Don't spread lies.
>>739620768That's not even an ending at all. Show the Panther/Krystal kid.
>>739619508Retard. Gen X are literally 90% of Zoomers' parents.
zoomers literally worship nigger streamers and never have sex, they are the ultimate cuckold generation
>>739620963It was nice of Fox to raise Panther's son.
Can you guys stop thinking about cuckoldry for 10 minutes?
>>739621178That just makes it more embarrassing that they can never seem to remember X exists.
>>739621368Nigga Marcus literally looks like Fox except blue
>she's taller than foxIt was over before it even started.
>>739621434it's impossible for zoomers, it's their nature
>>739620343Funny enough, the first ever ancillary material made for the series gave him a love interest. It's actually one of the things that made Krystal controversial in the first place, because her inclusion intruded upon the status quo of Fox x Fara shippers.
>>739621525Proof, by the way.
>>739621489Well one day youll learn that language doesn't mean anything beyond what is used in a particular context/enviroment.Gen X simply isnt used often anymore, so it effectively doesnt exist in the mind of the most base and typical retard.
>>739621434That's the entire premise of the last canonical title of the franchise. Who cucks the hardest. >>739621529Thanks your jewish masters for allowing women to become gods in societal perception.
>>739621647calm down, zoomie, your cortisol levels are spiking
>>739621721>thanks your jewish masterszoomjeet crashin out lmfao
>>739601393Krystal should be have her legs cut off and have robot legs
>>739621553>you now remember that obnoxious Farafag that used to shit up every Krystal post on e6 until he was banned
>>739621894What the fuck is up with shippers manWhy do they take this stuff so seriously
>>739621434She's so fucking hot when she does shit like this
>>739621553Consider:>Fox and Krystal did love each other>Life and choices drove them apart>They find happiness with another later>But there's always that lingering feeling of "what if...?" whenever they come across each other
Of course it's with a literal black panther.Couldn't even make it Wolf who she runs off with.
Reminder that Crash nearly suffered a similar fate.
>>739622430what the fuck
>fox's face when leon and wolf reveal that krystal told them that he only has a 4 inch penis
>>739624069It's been canon since the days of 2's promotional tie-ins. The manga had her move to Chicago and fuck Pinstripe.
>>739624513>>739622430... woah :(
it's really weird that nintendo made fox a cuck way before the whole woke movementif command was made today, I'm pretty sure people would have endless twitter arguments about how this is the wests fault somehow
>>739624513Coco is tighter anyway, surely.
>>739624593If it was done now you'd get people saying that Fox is in the wrong, and that he should do better.>"Ugh. What does it say that Star Wolf are less misogynist than Fox."
>>739618709it has been precisely 0 picoseconds since a europoor hasn't seethed about americans
>>739624740Not to play into femoid talking points, but Fox was genuinely retarded in Command. He pushed Krystal out of Star Fox because he "feared for her safety" as if she never fought along side him in Assault. The whole premise of the game is ridiculously out of character for everyone involved.
Get with the times, geez. What's wrong with a woman going to find herself. Stop being incels. A man isn't the one that's there every step of the way, but the one there for her at the end.
I think Lucy is a good addition to the cast/lore and it sucks that she's held back by being associated with Command.A lot of western Star Fox fans don't know this, but at the very least, the notion of Peppy Hare having a family wasn't something Command pulled from nowhere, his wife Vivian has actually been canon since SF64, much like how Slippy's dad Beltino was mentioned in SF64 guidebooks before finally appearing properly in Assault. It's just that Vivian was never mentioned in any of the English material.https://www.nintendo.co.jp/n01/n64/software/nus_p_nfxj/member/index2.html#frog>Do you know about the tanuki that appears in training mode? That's actually Yaru de Pon, the president of Space Dynamics, who is famous for developing the Arwing, and he is said to be quite a shady tanuki. My dad, Beltino Toad, is also an engineer there, so I can't say it too loudly, but Yaru de Pon is rumored to be involved in shady weapons deals...>Anyway, on a different note, do you remember when Peppy said "So this is Zoness"? It turns out that it was actually his honeymoon destination! His wife's name is Vivian Hare, and they seem to get along very well! So all Command did was expand upon that a little and reveal that he and Vivian had a daughter together...and that Vivian died of a disease some years back.
>>739608260That's western translations in general. They always butcher anything they get their hands on.
>>739625112ThisWe need to be better men
>>739625719The Star Fox setting is ripe for so much exploration. I hope SF26 is the last retelling of the Lylat Wars.
>>739619854Why is Panther's little line about "I know your feelings, and that you'll come back to us" kind of moving? Kinda makes me feel sad for the guy.
>>739607735Yeah, the NoA localization was fucking bad.
>>739626817It shows that despite being a dickhead, he did genuinely care for Krystal.
>>739626986Villains catching feelings is always kinda sad to me, because it's like, damn, if only you weren't a sack of shit you could have a good life.
Why does everyone ignore the context pf this scene? She's mad because Fox cut her from the team.
>>739626817>>739626986>>739627239It's what I like about Panther, he's the least sociopathic Star Wolf team member, his bio in Command makes it clear that his feelings towards Krystal are actually genuine which is why it's bizarre when some in the fanbase (aka assblasted Frystal shippers) act like he's some sort of sleazy rapist or abuser.
>>739627401IIRC Krystal is only in Star Wolf because Panther took her corner. It'd be easy to imagine this being the only way, from his perspective, that they can be together. It's not totally unfeasible, if you were to take Command seriously (yeah, I know...) to have an ending where you combine the Kursed and the Star Wolf ending and have Krystal and Panther run off together. Or that they stay together and he (after doing time, probably) joins Star Fox, which would probably be an ending that has some narrative complexity to it rather than "everything is gold" or "everything is shit."Panther is probably the only Star Wolf member that could do a heel-face turn without it being unbelievable.
>>739621434It’s natural fetish of 4chan. It’s like asking a dog to stop licking itself in the middle of the night.
>>739627401>His surname in Japanese is closer to Caluroso, which is Spanish for 'warm, hot, energetic, enthusiastic.'
>>739606750it's the literal definition of millennial
>>739630606>13 year olds were given writing duties on games released by major corporationsI have my doubts about this assertion.
>>739626817>>739626986That Wolf even calls her "Princess" as a pet name in a way that doesn't even feel like a dig is kinda weird as well, like they actually liked having her around.>in before coom
>>739619028Command in general seems to have gotten a LOT of changes when getting translated. Not all of them big, but enough to add up. It's odd how no one ever verifies Nintendo games' scripts, other than obsessing over Fire Emblem. Like how it took ages for someone to point out how butchered Other M was and how better it was in JPN, or the Pokemon stuff that dropped a while back.
>>739601393What the fuck is this franchise even about? Two decades later and I still don't know.
>>739633239Space animals nigga, what else?
>>739607679This is a metaphor for her being a whore, right?
>>739601393Why does this make me cringe, but not >>739619854 despite them both being about a man wanting a woman back?