Do you think that you could beat Lara Croft in a fistfight?
I don't even need her help, I can lose a fistfight by myself
Why does nu-Lara have so much "content"? Didn't people hate her? Also, it's not that her boobs aren't big. The classic pixel Tomb Raider had an insanely thin waist. The nu-Lara has a realistic waist so that's why the boobs look small. But they're not.
>>739602559She's guillotine my ass.
Neigh
>>739602765she'a 10/10 bunny and every knows it. it's just chuds on here who hate on her.
>>739602765it's because she looks a lot more realistic in comparison to her earlier iterations which lends itself well to porn
>>739602823>>739602765if only she was in good games...
>>739602559built for hardcore ryona stomach destruction
>>739602559Her arms are too skinny
no, I'd lose
>>739602559>>739603109built for shota small cock
>>739602559Lara Croft isn't exactly known for her fistfighting skills so I feel like pretty much any reasonably fit adult male could defeat her
>>739602559are nu-lara games THAT bad?
>>739603256No. They are fine, 7 or 8/10 games.Imagine uncharted but you are looking at a chick's ass instead.
>>7396032562013 and Rise are fun Uncharted-likes but with better combat, more interesting climbing mechanics, and actual gameplay instead of Snoy walking and talking Marvel quipping slop. Shadow sucks because the open world areas aren't as interesting as Rise, it somehow looks worse (the character models aside from Lara are atrocious for some reason), and has very little combat at all with the majority of the game being climbing, the combat that is there feeling and sounding way worse than Rise for some reason, and with the addition of way more CINEMATIC linear climbing/running away from stuff sequences than previous games where you just hold W for 5 minutes. It's also shorter than the others which makes these feel even longer and more frequent relatively.
>>739602765they nerfed her body in part 3
>>739602559male face>>739603256yes, trite trend chasers, worse uncharted with awful characters and boring story and lookuglified desexualized mc. The usual woke farefirst one works somewhat as an action moviegame, if you forget it's supposed to be TR, Lara Croft. The rest is unsalvageable.
>>739603151>It enhances the mommy.
for me, its benjibono's Lara
>>739602559I could. I'm a horse though, can't make fists.
>>739602765>Didn't people hate her?There was nothing about her to dislike, people only thought she could have been better and more like the original Lara.
>>739604090How many years has it been since this enji?
>>739602559>FoidI could kill her with my bare fists.I could beat 95% of foids in a fist fight except for foid MMA pros.And I could still beat foid MMA pros with my knife or bat.
>>739602559Will we get our next look at Summer Games Fest or State of Play?
>>739602559I brought my cock to a fist fight. Just like karate practitioners who pound hard sand with their hands to make them harder, I have been doing the same with my penis. She doesn't stand a chance against my monolith.
>>739603958Nigga do you realize uncharted copied tr legends, right? In fact TRL team was behind Uncharted games
>>739602559I'd win because she'd be too busy horsing around
>>739604250I think both.I hope it's SoP because it's the closest oneAlso>They really removed the wet Lara from the event trailerI feel bad for the new team, they really love classic lara but have to deal with CD autism over the necklace
>>739604079>>739604286But Zeldatroon, the one actually with a horse is Zelda
>>739602559she would just need to put my face into her sweaty cleavage and I'd lose instantly
>>739604326It's okay if you don't understand board culture, you'll learn eventually!Welcome to 4chan newfriend!
>>739602765Recency bias. Also that SFM, blender and other shit like that only took off around nu-lara's time
>>739604326the lara x horse shit has been being posted for 15 years wtf are you yapping about
>>739602559I'd win and wouldn't stop till she was mush (the crowd enjoys this)
>>739603256People with low standards will like it because you always go forward and shoot people and things explode under your feet. Lara is also suffering all the time, in a weirdly sexual way. I was laughing when there was a narrow plank you have to walk on but actually you can't fall from it (like you can in TLoU), Lara balances automatically pretending she's about to fall. I saw my sister play Shadow and there was like a long section in the beggining where you talk with a lame fat dude on the phone and then you follow some guys and it just screamed sonyslop to me. I'd give these games 4/10 at best, would not waste time without nude mods. They are however pretty well made on a technical level. Oh and obviously there's no platforming from the original games, you just press one button.
>>739602765Nu-Lara is smaller and saggier, it's not a waist issue.
>>739604942NuNu Lara looks like a return to form.
>>739604991Too small
>>739602559of course she's a womanthat being said i'd let her put me in a headlock and i'd quickly turn so i'm face first in her sweaty pits
>>739605009Show me a AAA modern Western game with bigger tits than that.
>>739604942She's not though. The classic older iterations of Lara have missing ribs. They're unnaturally slim. Cartoonish and exaggerated, even. If you were to slim down nu-Lara's waist to those comical proportions, her boobs would look just as big in comparison.
>>73960419715 years I suppose.
>>739605046That's a different issue entirelyNuNuLara needs to be at least another cup size bigger, if not two sizes
>>739605046
>>739604507You mean by samustroon?
>>739604090Imagine being the man who got to stick his head between Enji's thighs
>>739602559Do you still love her after what she did in The Gatekeeper?
She's a mass murderer
>>739607278god i just wanna choke her until she cums
>>739602559why is it always either horse cock or mandingo with this bitch
>>739604326>Zelda out of nowhereuh oh melty! arent you tired of shitting the board before lunch time?
>>739602765nu-lara doesn't look like lara, she's just a chick cosplaying
>>739607405True but I am pretty sure she has her fans precisely because she isn't classic Lara. I don't think I have ever seen someone who likes her and compares her favorably to old or anniversary Lara.
>>739603207I recall her effortlessly trouncing men twice her size with her bare hands in the Tomb Raider Anniversary QTEs
Lara Croft exists in a superhero-esque heightened reality where certain women, like her, have lowkey superhuman strength. Same as Chun-Li or Batgirl. They'd kick my ass, yeah
>>739603958>CONGRATS RETARD +1XPlol
>>739602765>Didn't people hate her?/v/ermin aren't people lol
>>739607753https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y71yP5b2y9wMARY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
>>739607278
>>739607278My mass murderer cant be this cute
>>739607904I prefer the ice pick over a regular knife
>>739607879>>739607904She will stab you or burn you alive with that smile then cry and be sad she had to do it and she can't believe she did it. All after her 84054th kill
>>739602559>kills you>BUT WITH A CUTE SMILEhow would you react?
>>739608125She got more british-y latina and lose her finnish/asian features
>I'm supposed to hate this according to /v/ homo freaks
>>739602559No but i can beat her in a fisting fight
>>739607575That was my point to reply to>Didn't people hate her?Personaly, I don't "hate her", she's just not the same character nor looks like a younger version of Lara. May as well be a different person altogether.
>>739602765Because it's a new model. You aren't supposed to play the dogshit games.
>>739608291I'm replaying the reboot series to appreciate nu-Lara more. 2013 was fun and now I'm at the start of Rise. Which game has the best Lara scenes?
>>739608084Yeah, that's everything wrong with the stories of nu-trilogy in a single sentence. In a lighthearted game it wouldn't be an issue, but they actually expect you to take it seriously when it really stops making any sense like halfway through the first game.
>>739608362Lara with horse part 2
>>739608392
>>739608401She farts from there btw
>>739608448Women don't do that. They use that hole for anal sex.
>>739602559What would her boyfriend look like, /v/bros?
>>739608392Sudowoodo narrative disonance
>>739608494Lara has a bimbo trans gf
>>739608523Nice try, tranny
>>739602559I can take her
>>73960849412 year old boy
How was she able to kill so many people and monsters when she is just an athletic woman?
>>739607904I like how they just let you use the smiles no matter the scene.
>>739609376
>>739604224with a knife almost any man could beat almost any unarmed man.
>>739607260I shed tears when I watched that...
>H O R S E>O>R>S>E
>>739602765they should go back
>>739602559This image of Lara has more personality and charisma than all her 'survivor' games
>>739604250too brown, insta dropidgaf about tr2 renders, or laura, that's not Lara.
>>739610407Fag
>>739604991>slightly bigger titsbare minimum=return to formyou faggots settle for scraps like the bugs you are.
>>739602559She'd fall with simple front kick and I wouldn't let her get up again.
>>739602559Sure, I'm 192cm.
>>739610478>pretty face>slim waist>big tits>uncensored outfitLooks based to me.
>>739602903She's in the wrong franchise for that.
>>739602559she could beat my meat if you know what i mean
>>739605035>she's a womanA woman with plot armor.
>>739608291I saw her fuck a horse
We won
>>739612748If we're going back to the 90s then that wetsuit needs to be high cut.
>>739608291>This face loves to tongue horse donuts
>denims in you're pathAoD Lara best Lara
>>739607278The only trait carried over from Core Lara.
She loves me. I want to try Rise Lara ow that I have a 5060ti.
>>739602559No.
NEIGH
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
>>739602559Made for mating with horses and creating the centaur race
>>739602559Why would I want to win?? I want to lose so hard. I want Lara to completely dominate me.
>>73960255901000010 01000010 01000011
>>739602765Absolute garbage voice actress and personality.
>>739602559No, she'd crush me with her thighs.
>>739602765only retarded nostalgia poisoned boomers hated nu-lara, anyone who's not blinded can see how ugly old lara was
>>739603151would you let her adopt ?
>>739603958>male faceare you talking about old lara's tranny doll face ?
>>739615246as many as she wants :3
>>739602559I could easily take her fists
>>739602559Erm.... Did you just make a Tomb Raider thread without a diversity and inclusion message and offensive ethnic content warning?
Her only weakness is sharp pointy objects and strangulation.
>>739602559why get into a fist fight when she can sit on my face instead?
>>739602559>takes out hundreds of thugs in every gameno
>>739612748people are really grateful for straight up downgrades nowit's gotten THAT bad
>>739616310Left's face looks like an ayy lmao.Right's face looks like an actress.
>>739616414>muh realismwho the fuck cares when they keep shrinking her tits for every new release, i don't give a fuck about the artstyle
>>739604090i have squished tits fatigue
>>739610407>too brownshe's modeled after a white anglo woman, which is why she looks off
>>739602559Can I beat a Mary Sue in a fistfight? Only if it's a scripted capture, which will be quickly followed with her escaping and snapping my neck. Otherwise I'll be limited to slow telegraphed attacks while she uses her dodge i-frames and wipes the floor with me.Can I beat a woman with this physique in a fight? Yes, easily. I am significantly larger and stronger than she is with enough of a base in martial arts that her theoretical technical advantage would be totally overpowered. And that technical advantage is no guarantee. Did you see her stealth takedown in the first nu-TR? A grade school child could escape it.
>>739616583Pajeets don't know that white people can get a tan. They think someone is latino or some high caste from India. They're relatively new to other European whites than Englanders who kept in the shade while they were their servants.
>>739608494long face, really likes carrots and sugar cubes
>>739607260>>739609632Episode 5 when?
>>739617339jeets have the opposite problem, they constantly mistake light skinned mexicans for whites
>>739607260>>739609632the what and the who ?
>>739617694https://x.com/wildeerstudio/status/1612163317509902337
>>739616607realistically she couldn't win fist fights, but if she got the jump on someone she could probably put them to sleep before they could break free
>>739602559I've seen enough ruskjoel videos to know I can't win
>>739602559I feel no pain while trying to get her top off.
>>739604250Yeah and the delay.
>>739602559Horses?
>>739608494Young shota with a giant horse cock, she teases him until he splits his pants open.
And here I wasn't gonna watch rule34 again. Fuck you anons
