>that game you passed by at blockbuster every time you visited but never rented
Bought a copy of this a couple years ago for pretty cheap online. Came sealed. Still haven't played it, but probably will soon.
what the fuck is a rented?
>>739602718well, is it any good? box art is definitely relevant to my interests
>>739602718it sucks, classic
>>739602818It wanted to be tenchu but went overboard with mechanics. The technology was not ready for sound levels where you get detected when you run. It was easier just assassinating from air than walking slowly from ground. You also get spotted too easily. It was harder than it was supposed to be. I don't remember the story, must be shit.The sexy wall lure was pretty kino even though it was useless.
>>739602718She OWES me SEX
>>739602808Well, these days, it's usually called boughted, but it's actually rented.>>739602818If you can tolerate jank and have patience, it's a pretty unique stealth-kino game with a nice gimmick of ropeknife.It's a shame there aren't more games in the true-strand genre:>Astral Chain>Red Ninja>Pandora's Tower>Bionic Commando>Unravel TwoNot sure if there are any other notable ones. Stuff like God of War doesn't count because it's just an animation.
>>739602718
>renting, old :)>renting, new >:(
>>739602825still better than Tenchu
>>739603294Correct. Renting (old) was good (good), renting (new) is bad (bad).>called renting>can dump the rom to get the game a discount>have to go to a physical place and talk to a flesh-n-blood human>can meet fans of thing at the physical place
>>739602808fucking zoomer faggot
>>739602718if I saw that as a kid I would absolutely rent it and jack off to it everyday until I return it nglt. fapped to catalogues as a kid
>>739602718No idea if it holds up today.
>>739602808unc uncs were too poor to afford games lmao
>>739602718No idea if it is good
>>739603586Pure, soul-overloaded lvdokino. You missed out. I honestly feel contempt for you for having missed your chance.
I tired playing this year's ago and got to distracted by the pantyshots in the tutorial section, jacked off and then never played it again
>>739603637I should have begged my mom to get it.I fucking loved hamtaro as a kid.I'd play it today, but it probably wouldn't be the same.
>>739603621my uni housemate got it 2nd hand some 14 years ago and I remember it being bland as fuck
>>739603717You might as well. The rock polishing minigame has yet to be rivaled.
>>739603717>I'd play it today, but it probably wouldn't be the same.Highly recommend a handheld of some kind for stuff like this. It's made adult gaming hit close to childhood gaming for me.
>>739602978>It wanted to be tenchuPlayers wanted it to be tenchu. But it isn't. it's more of an action game with the option to backstab enemies after wall running your way to them. Not a stop and crawl stealth game.
>>739603756>>739603761Fuck it I'll play it on my switch
>>739602718I avoided it because everyone online said it sucked huge ass and the cover was bait. I eventually did buy it for less than $5 and it wasn't even worth that. Some of the shittiest level design found during that gen. The last 1/3 of this game changes her into a bodysuit that covers up her body and isn't remotely sexy btw.
For me it's this. I still don't know what it's about and I don't care to look up.
>>739603893I had this. It's not bad but it's nothing really special, just a kind of generic action RPG/hack and slash except two of the characters play like an FPS instead.Picked it up again for nostalgia's sake when it was on GoG for a couple of bucks.
>>739602808that's what you do everytime you """buy""" a game on steam
>>739602818>>739603852>box art is definitely relevant to my interestsit's the same artist as Nier 1
>>739603747>uni housemate got it 2nd hand some 14 years ago and I remember it being bland as fuckThought as much.
>>739602808it's like a netflix subscription, but you get a physical object that you can potentially break instead of an online license that can be revoked whenever they feel like it.
>>739602808It's like digital games but in a cd/dvd/etc
>>739603408now we just wait for someone to crack the DRM, and argue with faggots online instead
>In Hollywood Video with mumberg >I was maybe 7 >I pick this up and bring it to her >"I want this one" >Mumberg takes one look at the box>"No, you're not getting this one."
>>739602808back in the day uncs were so broke they had to borrow games for money, it was cheaper than buying it outright
I bought my games you peasant.
>>739603231>Bionic CommandoWhich one? The 360 game?
>>739602718quintessential coomerbait that nobody played just like Sudeki and Bloodrayne and Death By Degrees
>>739607802also Leisure Suit Larry MAGA pozzed load
>>739602718is this the good rwby game we never got?
>>739602808back in the day you could pay $1 or $2 to borrow a game for a week, which was usually plenty of time to clock it before taking it back.
>>739602718>female>ninja instead of kunoichisounds like sjw slop
>>739602718In my Canadian hometown we had a Canadian blockbuster called "Movie gallery" I'd rent a new game every weekend as a kid since my family could never afford buying them outright. I walked past this game hundreds of times but my Mom didn't want me playing a game with such a scary cover
>>739608828In Australia rentals were like 20 bucks for a weekend.
>>739602818I remember seeing a review in a magazine that absolutely savaged it. Never actually saw it in stores myself.
>>739602808You will own nothing but for boomers
>>739608804This one I got off Steam before the series got yanked. I've heard it's kind of bad and I'm not expecting a lot, but I'll get to it once I've finished 5-7
>>739608804I rented this AND 7 sins while being like 14 and the girl at the counter didn't give a shit (there were some cunts at the counter who wouldn't allow kids renting 18+ games)
>>739609184>I remember seeing a review in a magazine that absolutely savaged it.Same here, I remember Official PS2 Magazine UK giving it 2/10.
>>739608935Based Mom, Doom 3 sucks ass she saved you from wasting your time playing such a crap game, especially the xbox version.
>>739602805>>739602818>>739602978>>739603795>>739603852it's got more good ideas than execution. I wish someone would make a ninja stealth game where seduction was a core gameplay mechanic rather than a novelty you use twice and never bother with again.
>>739602718For me it was FFT. I actually rented Red Ninja and it badly, pretty sure I took it back to exchange.
>>739612261sucked badly*
>>739602718I actually have this game but I've never played it
>>739602718The razor wire mechanic in this game was so cool. You throw her knife into one enemy and then you could clothesline other enemies with the wire to cut their heads off and shit. You could also throw it into an enemy, jump over a horizontal beam and catch the wire in the beam to hang them with it. The controls were awful and held the game back from being great, but it still looks and feels really nice when things work.
>>739612545It's like Gunvalyrie the controls are too awkward and sluggish to really get comfortable with unless you invest and ungodly amount of time mastering the controls but the payoff is weak, the levels and enemies are not that complex enough to warrant it.
>>739603621Single player mmo, make of that what you will.
>>739608645The most interesting thing she ever did was kill herself.
Kindergarten/first grade age.I remember looking between this, and Ape Escape, before going with Ape Escape.
>>739603852Left the sides bare. Quite sexy still.
>>739602718I just posted this yesterday in the "games only you played thread". It's extremely janky, hard and buggy. I liked that it put emphasis on stealth instead of outright fighting against every enemy (because they WILL kill you). And you can seduce soldiers and assassinate them.
>>739602808>a rentedgood morning sir
>>739602808this is why abortion is morally righteous.
>>739607854are you having a stroke m8
>>739614032oof. I mean, Ape Escape is a good time, but as someone who beat both I would have been sad if I missed out on Tomba.
>>739602718this... looks fun
>>739602718Is this the next retro game people psyop as an underrated gem?
>>739602808It's what you do everytime you buy a game on Steam.
I always secretly suspected this game was good, and it certainly seems like a PS2 classic, but I never checked it out and it also seems like it could go either way. I see now that it's on PSN and I'm willing to try it if it gets ridiculously marked down during a sale.
Local rental place had this game still around in 2001.
>>739602718I don't fucking remember.
>>739602718I wanna cum on her tits
>>739620116Get in line
>>739609184journous were retarded normies 20 years ago as well
>>739612458Same. This was their one and only game.
>>739602718why she look like ruby rose
>>739611968The wall running shit fucked that game for me.
>>739602718It was in every rental but not even my normalfag friends played it.
>>739602808>what the fuck is a rented?Fuck you for make me feeling old as shit now
>>739626457kids rent way more than oldfags used to. they just call it something else now.
>>739602718I will never understand how this obscure game got the best Western-artist-made fem-on-fem human vore sequence available online
>>739619242>>739604593consolekeks coping rent free lmao
>>739607701worst game I've ever played
>>739614032The character design of this kind of reminds me of Adventure Island.
>>739625654I never played this, but I had a friend who VIOLENTLY hated it. He was a huge FPS freak and thought this game was the worst he'd ever played.
>>739602808Steam before steam was a thing
>>739623341this game was genuinely ass thoughgranted even the original spikeout wasn't good
