Zeldass
>>739608363
>>739608363Link is so lucky....
>>739608363Ganon is a lucky man
>>739608363Those string bottoms don't fit with the top. There, I said it.
>>739608614Who's revving their dirt bike?
>>739608841zelda is revving her 'dirt' bike if you know what I mean
STOP DRAWING ME WITH A CARTOONISHLY HUGE ASS
>>739608363Is this an appropriate underwear for a princess?
>>739609138all princesses should secretly wear side-tie thongs
>>739608363Zeldass thread!
>>739609079
>>739609553Keep drawing Zelda with ass like this!
>>739609079more like keep drawing her with a cartoonishly huge ass
>>739609714>Brappfftttt~sniff sniff
>>739609810Big ass is sign of wisdom.
>>739608363Made for public use.
>>739608363love zeldabutt
>>739609920Any sensible person does!
>>739609967
>>739608363Imagine all the pics of zelda ITT are different zeldas and they are coming to your room..
>>739610094Where'd all these fucking Zeldas come from?
Zelda's WBBs..
>>739610192from the zelda factory of course
>>739610380Zelda factory needs higher output... There's not enough!
But what's the best Zelda design and why?
>>739610094my room would become a gas chamber for me..
>>739609598Nintendo india
>>739609079Is this better size?
Aside from BotW, which Zelda would be a braphog?
>>739611071skyward sword
>>739611042Both is good
why is cartoonishly large ass zelda a thing?
>>739611408To appeal to white europeans
buttslut
>>739609598>she doesn't know /v/ is just /b/ with video games
>>739611753honestly thats what makes this board so interesting.the off topic threads get the most engagement too.
>>739611326>mfw there's no Zelda Generations game
>>739609079But princess, you ARE a cartoon.
>>739609079tell that to Nintendo
>>739612339god damn they don't even try to hide it.
>>739612339Ganondorf is so lucky..
I bet all the other Smash girls get pissed off at her for assmogging them.
Zelda with triforce stylised pubes
>>739612562based
How to escape this?
>>739613586
>>739608614first post brap post
>>739613595Escape?
>>739611671Seems like a diminishing market
Princess Wagon Dragon
>>739613679You just going to stay face first in her sweaty butt?
>>739613838The genes were there right from the start...
>>739612693If this was true then she wouldn't have been such a retarded fuck up. That mega ass is a "bad decisions container".
>>739614112Her being a fuck up is hot,makes me want to punish her, especially before she figured out her powers, god I want to spank her for being a failure.
She should apologize for having such a round rump.
>>739614716But I love her round rump
Did they actually make her ass bigger in AoI?
>>739614783So she's a princess, she should apologize for it, imagine how many peasants could be fed with an ass that fat.
yall might as well be bots
I seriously have to fap every time I play Hyrule Warriors, her bare shoulders do things to me.
>>739614861You can leave anytime you like. Also don't use our word.
>>739614859>could be fed with an ass that fat.well she can still feed them with it..
I wanna lick princess anus
>>739615001Not now link
why is she always sticking her ass in links face
>>739615096pheromones
>>739615096The royal bloodline must continue.
>still no pics of zelda brapping
>>739615450Alright just one
Why are there so many art of Zelda farting? You have to be a moron to think she farts.
>>739616579Of course she farts. her ass is big
>>739616579It's true and >>739616951 knows it; big booty means big braps. It's just how it is, we don't write the rules.
>>739617067Speaking of...
>>739617123>IT BUUUUUUUUURNS!
>>739608363Any images of Link wearing this outfit?
>>739616147>>739617123Link's royal duties: Princess’s fart filter
>>739616579brap/shota posting is ironic shitposting to derail the cuckold spam that’s afflicted 4chan for like 15 years
>>739617449What if my posting of braps is completely unironic? What if I want Zelda to hotbox me with her buttsmog until I get addicted to them?
I prefer zeldboobs
>>739611408BOTW's frog scene
chill guys. She is just a teen...
>>739617449>brap/shota posting is ironic shitpostinghah yea if zelda farted that would be so stinky and gross lol. Like I would probably smell it just to make sure, but still
>>739616951Yeah but she's a beautiful girl and she's a princess.
>>739618046That just makes the contrast hotter
>>739617593anon... don't do it..
>>739618221That guy clearly didn't have a fetish for it or is larping. I assure you it's the best nut you will havehttps://files.catbox.moe/pazhj6.mp4
>>739618221God, I wish that was me with Zelda
Is Zelda the best nintendo girl?I think so
>Zelda has to disguise herself as a man to enter the all-male Geruda town
>>739618369>>739618432DON'T DO IT!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl3inQgjAS4
>>739618554Zelda, Rosalina, and Samus
>>739609332>>739609920>>739618554Ganondorf enjoyed this to the fullest.
>>739609079stop larping as a cartoon, Pedro.
>>739619208Wrong gerudo
>>739618931I will literally glue my nose to zelda's butthole
why is there so little art of women's backs
>>739608363Can someone recommend me some attractive, feminine pornstars? Those tatted up whores do nothing for me.
Someone needs to clean the royal lady ass thoroughly.
>>739619685Dolly Little
>>739619685>3DPD
>>739618974You like the blonde girls huhTo me rosalina is too etherial, but she is pretty.Samus I just never cared about. Seems too generic
>>739619837True, it's too big for her to wipe it herself.
>>739618931see. Only the bad smell girls go to prison. The good smell girls don't go to prison. Because they smell good.
I will ruin the thread
>>739620301at least post high-quality brap art instead of deviantart scribbles
>>739619886not because they're blonde in particular but it does kinda work out that way I guess.
>>739620301You mean improve it
>>739619995anuses all smell bad anonit's poop.expecting it to smell like anything other than literal shit is setting you up to be rendered impotent for life when you smell it.
>>739620537Tell that to james joyce
Zelda's farts wilt plants
>Link>TwinkIt rhymesNintendo's been playing a 40 year old prank on us all along.
>
Reminder BOTW Zeldass fags are stupid newfag zoomers who never played any other Zelda game
Is this the Zelda Girls Thread
>>739621438No this is the brap thread.
>>739621571Which Zelda has the loudest farts?
>>739621709BOTW Zelda, clearly.
fuck zelda I want riju
Zelda's farts kill small animals
>>739622204She needs a nose to filter them then
>>739621709I think Smash zelda. She moves a lot, probably keeps gassing the place
>>739622602She was trained by the best in the business.
>>739622265They can also kill people.
>>739622720A hero can not be killed so easily
>>739622935Based. If you're horny enough for her toxic farts you will survive.
>You guys want to do WHAT
>>739623162Suck a fart out of your ass like a bong hit
>>739623162Be your personal fart muffler, bidet and toilet paper?
>>739618221>gf showers regularly>can stick my tongue up her asshole at any point and it tastes neutralwoah
>>739617706Bigger
>>739617706Who's the boob Zelda? Skyward Sword and Smash Ultimate have nice perky tits
Is this the zelda girls general?
>>739624202Zelda is a girl
>>739624202no this is the zelda ass worship/fart general
Is this the zoomer general for kiddies who only played BOTW and got their first boner from rule34 zeldass?
>>739624552I'm 34 and Zelda's ass gives me a boner
>>739624552Yes but it's linkass instead of zeldass.
>>739624376SNIFF
>>739622992As long as you maintain a boner..
>>739624671I feel genuinely sad that today's young adults have lived lives where they were indoctrinated from a young age to become gay.
>>739616147How the fuck does anyone get off to this garbage? It's fucking disgusting. Farts are disgusting. Feces are disgusting. If you have a fart fetish you should unironically kill yourself.
>>739626791Shut up fag
cuck bbc ganon zelda thread
What official BOTW Zelda toys/merch should be made?
>>739627224This.
>>739627313zelda prank fart spray
>>739627313zeldass pillow
>>739608363How do you feel about BotW/TotK Zelda accounting for nearly 2/3rds of all Princess Zelda content on rule34?
>>739622072zamn, she's ____?
>>739628020
Why do Zelda threads turn into visual gas chambers?
>>739628020I don't care. I just love zelda. More zelda is good
>>739628020Botw and Totk make up about 2/3rds of most Zelda content in general now
>>739628020It's a good design. The older designs tend to blend too much into each other, I usually just think of BOTW Zelda, WW Zelda and then I group all the other princess Zeldas into one. Which is kinda what Smash does anything
I really like that short-haired 3d modelI wish she had more animations
zelda if she real
>>739628123Because gassy girls with big butts are sexy.
>>739627313I'd want an interactive Zelda doll that lets out scented farts when you squeeze the tummy. There would also be a bunch of different scent pods that you could install to change what the doll's farts smell like. The boobs, ass, tummy and thighs should also be silicone so the doll is nice and squishy.
>>739628536make the boobs, butt, thighs and belly inflatable and we have a deal
>>739628235Big bokoblin cock
>>739628536BOTW Zelda is really pretty
>>739608614
>>739628536Kickstarter now
Zelda unleashing hard braps on your dick as she gives you an assjob.
>>739629513Man will you shut the fuck up.
>>739629630Wait, blue lips?
>>739629513based
>>739629513wet farts = free lube
>>739608363why is she embarrassed? because of the moment it slid between her crack?
VERY brown thread
>>739629834She's realizing it's lewder than the initially thought
>>739629834Think her ass is too fat for her to be able to tie it
>>739629893Unf
>>739628536And the doll is lifesize
>>739628536I'm using the sulfur pod exclusively.
>>739629160kek nice
>>739609079I feel like this image is solely responsible for the mass influx of zeldabutt art that we got.
>>739630893h-high five zelda
>>739631196I like his mini-gts Zelda.
Any good gassy Zelda cards for SillyTavern?
When Link is unable to catch fish, Zelda will take off her pants and dunk her ass in the water and begin grunting, unleashing her foul flatulence into the aquatic ecosystem. Just a small 3 second fart is enough to kill at least 4 fish.
>>739631302His interpenetration of Zelda is perfect. I like how well it works with BOTW/TOTK Zelda.
>>739631308>SillyTavernWhat's that?
>>739631448I mean BotW Link is a fucking manlet anyway, might as well go all the way.
>>739631428Imagine the smug look she would have
Hot pockets don't take this long to microwave mods hurry up
>>739631556Software that lets you use LLMs for RP/cooming purposes. Remember the AIdungeon fad from some time back? Think that but far more advanced.
>>739631679I see. I've been using janitorai chatbot because it's easy. Dunno if this is similar, sounds more advanced
>>739631823Kill yourself AI slopper. Nothing good comes from AI
>>739631653Just a shit eating grin of smugness. Then she spots some bird trying to take a fish and aims her fat ass like a gun and shoots a stream of her gas at it. The bird immediately dies upon contact with the vile cloud of stench and falls on the surface of the lake with a sploosh.
>>739631784Soft.
>>739631913Lol wut
>>739632117Sit on my face lady (please)
>>739632159grandmas boy
>>739632154Would you still like her if her ass was this big?
Best thread in /v/ historyMay we remember it for years to come
Not sure if we are idolizing Zelda or humiliating her.
>>739632367Her big ass and toxic gas are to be worshipped
>>739632215Zelda is grandma?
NintendoAdult thread approved by jannies and mods.
Thread needs more redheaded farm girls
>>739632217face destroyer
>>739632525You lost, fartfag
>>739618974this but a particular brunette zelda
>>739632598>>739632217>>739632154>>739632117>>739632000>>739632013Toilets fear her
>>739632345>best threadThat ain't>>739614706
>>739631913>Kill yourself Digital slopper. Nothing good comes from Photoshop.This is what you sound like.
>>739632770That thread is gay
>>739632614>jaw
>>739632873 apples to oranges you stupid ffffaggg
>>739632770AGP is okay i guess but it pales in comparison to RIPPING ASS
>>739632117>>739632154are you black
>>739632968luddite, simple as
>>739633106Faggot, simple as
>>739633049I'm the whitest man who ever lived.
>>739608363Built for BBC.
>>739633302ew no
>>739633302brown boi clits couldn't get past those blockers....
Why does botw ass attracts so many tourist shittards
>>739633302we know poojeet, big britisher cock like raped all your women for a century
>>739633853>CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Zelda should consume copious amounts of vegan chilli, diet soda and those sugarfree gummy bears.
>>739634120Sounds too watery.
>>739634252Balance it out with some raisin bran.
Ass expansion is underrated but also kind of hard to draw so I guess I get it.
Zelda duimping a colon full of FILTH directly into the mouths of anons here
>>739634297And some meat.
>>739634120Poor Link..
Other than Zelda, who are some other certified /v/ braphogs? I nominate Makoto from Persona 5.>>739624026
>>739628020Most of Pre-BOTW Zelda designs are visually forgettable/generic and even in personality for the most part. I like ALTTP/ALBW Zelda but I admit it took her last Smash appearance to win me over.
>>739631308There are some fart-based ones in JanitorAI you can download with Sucker.
>>739635375
Zelda hunting for food but she is aiming her ass at random critters and shooting bursts of gas at them like she's a biological sniper rifle
>>739632770What if Zelda was a horse?
>>739634636Lucky*
I wish I could go back to being ignorant, but ever since I found out porn shrinks your brain and makes you depressed I just can't look at it anymore with a clear conscience...
All Fartfags should be shipped, by violent force, to live in an enclosed concentration camp at Rotorua New Zealand for the remainder of their lives. Society would be better for it
>>739635785Don't ask questions. Just keep gooning and then get excited for the next goonsloop.
>>739635964I wish I could, but I already opened Pandora's box. I hope any Anon ITT reads my message and stops this toxic cycle. I am honestly happier now, but I still sometimes wish I could return to my ignorant, blissful self again.
Zelda shoving some annoying kids face up her ass and killing him with a wet fart
>>739635785I look at porn every day and I'm fine. Maybe you should stop believing everything you read.
>>739635785I've been gooning since 14 and I still get in top 5 of my medical school, smartness mostly depends on how determined you are
>>739636323>killingwhy not just melting his brain
Zelda anally voring Midna (forma de imp) and turning her into assfat and farts
>>739636417>and I still get in top 5 of my medical schoolYou originally were destined to be the top student and now have to conform yourself with #5
>>739636325It's a very gradual process. Maybe you don't notice it because you have slowly lobotomized yourself?>>739636417That's because your fellow classmates are probably gooners as well.
>>739636428Because fartsnuff is sexy
>>739634893Makoto is approved, don't know why tho. Does she even have a big ass
>>739629513I wish this artist drew more air inflation and more actual braps to go with them instead of implied braps.
>>739608363Mods for totk exist for Zelda or it's just fucking drawings?
