Sarah... Your vitals are... Oh no no no...
>>739613603Was the massive pool of blood on the ground just imperceptible to anyone who isn't a medical student or what
>>739613603SAARAH TALK TO ME MADAMM, WHY DID YOU REDEEM THE VITAL NOOOOOOO NOOOOOO NOOOOOO DO NOT REDEEM DOOOO NOOOOOO REDDEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Sarah's vitals are no more more
>>739613603
>>739613603Out of all the things I hate in Shartfield, the one I hate the most is that the game forces me to pretend to give a shit about this middle-aged bossy whore.
>>739613603Man I remember raising my hands and yelling PEEEAAAK when I saw my own character's dead body
>>739613603I just pirated the game to finally see how bad it really is. Wish me luck anons.
>>739613875I did the same a while back and I didn't even play it for 15 minutesit's that bad
why Emil write like a retard?shouldn't this guy be experienced or something?
>>739613603it was just her time, she had a very long life
>>739613603she's faking it
>>739613603>it's me, Sarahway to confuse her in her last moments
>>739613603She's just overreacting, women tend to do that when they're on their period
>>739613916The opening mission walking around is the most boring shit I've ever seen
>>739613916>15 mindo you even get to fire a gun in the first 15 minutes? either way you should form your own opinion and not repeat what you heard or read online, kid.
>>739614056You're replying to someone who said they played the game.
>>739613923Because people have been telling him his shit doesn't stink for like 15 years. Bethesda is extremely isolated from criticism, the Bruce Nesmith interview showcased that much
>>739613603>A fucking ocean of blood but no visible wound or blood on clothes, they just put down a red texture and plopped some posed character models on it>Also you need to pass a medicine check to understand that losing more blood than your body can physically contain is badSo this is the power of quadruple-A gaming, eh?
>>739613808Also the fact that none of it matters because there are infinite universes, so it makes you care even less about anything in the game.
>>739613875Back when I had a XseX it was in gamepass I think and tried itPlayed like 10min before shutting it downIt's fucking assGood thing I sold my xsex, shit was useless
>>739614187erm... skull and bones is the only quadruple a game..
>>739614187don't worry, there will be no skill checks in TES6, neither will there be blood so they can get a lower rating and sell more. They are listening to your complaints.
>>739613603>"What happened Sarah?">skill in Medicine results in player panicking and freezing up even worse than a complete layman>all four dialogue options are effectively interchangeable concerned babblingIs this entire game written this horrendously? Jesus.
>>739613603>first fallout 4>now thisbetheseda just really really want to be the western equivalent of a those japanese "rpgs" where the story is completely linear and emotional with a defined main character, forgetting that they are actually making an open world rpg where you create your own character.
sarah.. your vitals... https://youtu.be/oBkD4oi-0OM?t=14
>>739614379no, starfield has better "roleplaying" dialogue than skyrim, no voiced protag either. That for sure was a step up from F4 with that trite muh family story again.
>>739613603>Oh no no no...LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD!
>>739613923Normalfags didn't care about shit writing in skyrim and fallout. Still have no idea why did saarfield sold poorly relatively speaking, it's the same fucking game.
>>739613603I hope Emil Pagliacci doubles down on this kind of emotional writing for TESVI
>>739614557the general opinion on triple A games is usually dictated by streamers and youtubers, so maybe bethesda fucked up and the cheques didn't clear?
>>739614313Calisto Protocol too
>>739613603look at this dude
>>739614360The dumbness of the writing gets even more fun if you go full retard. Sarah only dies if you barricade the Constellation Clubhouse (because the Starborn is coming to gank your artifacts) but you also have the choice to go to your spaceship and fly up to the spacestation to check on everyone. That saves Sarah, who is just sitting there basically, but in exchange the cowboy guy will die down on the planet since he's protecting the clubhouse. bonus funny point: there's a security robot in a box down in the basement nobody bothers to activate.
>>739613603Sad, but she was a Senior Citizen so falling and breaking a hip was always a possibility
>>739614557I guess Bethshills finally burned out
>>739613603>NOOO SARAH DON’T DIE>I’LL SUCK YOUR DICK AMD EAT YOUR SHIT
>>739613875i pirated it for about 50 hours before i got NG+ and then it REALLY felt like a waste
>>739614557Skyrim's writing was heavily memed-upon and never praised. Meanwhile, FO4's writing had been skewered by everyone. So I've got no idea what you're talking about by pretending this is a new phenomenon.
>>739614557>Still have no idea why did saarfield sold poorly relatively speakingbecause fantasy is always comfy, even if the writing is shitscifi doesn't do the same thing for normies, at least not anymore
>>739614187This animation bug made it even funnier. Emil can't keep getting away with it.
>>739613603>childless white women in her 40s>dying in the arms of a homosexual negroI swear Todd did it on purpose, this whole game is his critique on the modern world.
>take so long to make a new elder scrolls that everyone just gives up on your franchise>shoot yourself in the foot by selling 5 different Skyrim editions, cementing it as a forever game everyone would rather just go back and play instead>release a massively successful live action Fallout TV series>release no new fallout game, update FO4 and brick all the mods instead>and don't forget content for fallout 76!>spend most of a decade making your new sci-fi IP>it's slowly transformed into a bland grey tasteless slopCorpo industrial fuckwits of a certain mass and income lose their ability to write because they lose their freedom to write what they want without Danger Hair Karen from marketting looking over your shoulder and going "ooooh can we remove that part it doesn't appeal to market sensibilities."It's why Homeworld 1 and Mass Effect 1 are fantastic, they were made by small teams of people who had NO CONTACT with Californian corpo-rot, and the second the money men get involved you get shit like "THE THREE ANCIENT HYPERSPACE CORES AND THE PROFECY OF THE CHOSEN ONE" or "A HUMAN-SHAPED REAPER WITH A SKULL FACE" instead of the absolute kino of the first games.Corpos can't write anything, least of all Sci-Fi, which requires both the creativity to image what the world would be like with ___ technology, and the bravery to express the political ramifications of it. Corpo rats have neither, they want to min-max all the actual story out of the story writing and turn the plot into an algorithm where the moral is "pay us for the DLC."
>>739615014>not a drop of blood on the model itself>completely static body and doesn't shift with the subtle movements of the person holding herAbsolutely PS1-tier.
>>739615102>slowlyAlways was under Altman and now under Microsoft.Altman was the one who made the company deals with Microsoft since Morrowind.Bethesda has been terrible since Oblivion.
>>739613603where are the wounds? was that a rectal bleeding?
>>739615185Nigger fucking Goldeneye had blood decals that were only removed because of Nintendos censorship bullshit.
>>739615014>no option to show any other kind of emotionI'm not even talking about acting like an asshole but you can't even be neutral or something else. All just the same flavor of projecting onto you that your heart and soul is destroyed. What a joke.
>>739613603What a dog shit game
>>739613603I imagine 2 is just a tard goingSarah.... Sarah it's me.... It's me, Sarah...Sarah.... it's me.... Sarah...Sarah.... Sarah it's me.... It's me, Sarah...Sarah.... Sarah it's me.... It's me, Sarah...
>>739614056>"it actually gets good after X amount of time"fuck off
>>739615479Option 3 has always made me think of pic related.
>>739613923>experience=competenceclassic NPC fallacy.
>>739615970KOL
>>739613603Oh nonononono Sarahbros... we got too cocky..
>>739613603I tried playing it ages ago and gave up after 2 hours because it was so shit. This thread got me tempted to try it out again for the Emil kino but then I remembered that the skill system would probably give me a particularly nasty strain of ebola. I think the article headline sums it up.
>>739613603What happened to Sarah? Can you move? Can you talk?
>>739615975Talent is real. All that decades of experience and zero talent gets you is a full-bodied mastery of making mediocre trash.
>>739615284>where are the wounds?
>>739614223I like to romance her and feed her lines about how she's the only one, there's no other like her, and our love is forever. lol.
>>739613603post the line about the computer that needs the vacuum of space to cool it.
>>739617070
>>739616565And this is how you know the romance in Starfield was made for dorks, these cheesy flirty lines would never work irl, lol, Oddly enough however, there's still more interaction in Starfield than there is in a lot of games with romance mechanics, most AAA games in particular would either barely let you interact with them once you've unlocked a sex scene or two, or completely stop letting you interact with them altogether. I mean you can even marry these characters if you want to.
>>739617070You cant be serious...
>>739613923Emil didn’t write the main quest you jackass, he wrote the Crimson Fleet questline
>>739617509The Magic School Bus has done untold damage to people's understanding of thermodynamics in space.
>>739613691I thought they were on a carpet
>>739613603Todd Howard here, we're going to update the game to have more choices for infinite role-playing possibilities>NOOO SARAH NOOOOO DON'T DIE ON ME NOOOO>holy shit bro Sarah you're dying for real>SARAAAHHHH SARAH SARAHHHH SARAHHHHHH>Oh my god Sarah you're shitting blood all over the floor, how is your outfit not stained!?
>more upcoming Starfield DLC and updates>top seller on the PS5>regular threads on /v/ talking about the game 2 years laterWhat went right for starfield?
>>739613603Vitalsbros...oh no no no no, not like this
>>739614557>it's the same fucking game.that's why, people who wanted to buy skyrim already did - three fucking times.
>>739617608https://youtu.be/RQ9_VDbj-o4
>>739617651Pulselets on suicide watch.
>>739613691regardless of pool of blood, you don't need to have medicinal knowledge to check for a pulse
>>739615102Starfield is the most soulful game released in the past 5 years
>>739617747Schedule 1?
>>739617471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF2h9031KvY&t=47s
>>739617747...on opposite day.
>>739617785isnt that game abandoned?
>>739617747>SAARful
>>739617829Isn't starfield?
>>739613603It looks like she's sleeping and the guy is having a huge diarrhoea on floor
>>739617579I get the average layman not understanding how a vacuum plays into heat transfer, but you'd think devs making a space game would look into all aspects regarding how space behaves to at least some degree.
>>739614557It's the loading screens and procedurally slopped world.They killed exploration, which made normies like Bethesda slop despite garbage writing, gameplay, bugs, outdated graphics etc.There is no saving grace in Saarfield, every aspect of the game is mediocre to dogshit.
>>739613603I dearly miss the trainwreck this game was. The threads were so fun.What's the upcoming "big" game that's certain to be dogshit and generate equal amounts of laughs?
>>739617785Who's side are you on? Because I suspect you're trying to reply with something so retarded that it makes starfield look good.
>>739617862It just got a major dlc and update like a few weeks ago.
>>739614317>there will be no skill checks in TES6So it’ll be like Morrowind then?
>>739617960The line doesn't exist.
>>739618058>>739618105>got a major DLC update a few weeks ago>significantly less active players right now>significantly less 24 hour max player count>significantly lower lifetime player countSchedule 1 is objectively more soulful than Skyfield and it's not even close.
If you have no option rather than the same thing written in different ways, then it might as well have no options at all in that dialogThere's a giant pool of blood, why would I ask if the person is OK? Why would I screech at then as if that would make them heal? Why would I tell them to move when I know this will only make them die faster? Is the only option available to act like an hysterical woman? Then fuck it, don't even show me the options. There's no need to be a full asshole, but you have more options rather than being irrational and emotional. In that situation, I would ask the person if they have some post mortem wish they want done. That's something. You could also make an option where you just comfort the person, for her to die in peace.Bethesda "writers" fucking suck nowadays.
>>739614557TES and Fallout have far more interesting settings (because neither were written by modern Bethesda) and they are series with long term fans, creating a backbone of people who are buying the game and talking about it. They also have normie appeal because you get to go around and kill things and explore fun shit. Starfield has none of that, but still has all of the negatives of being a Bethesda game and then some.
>>739613603For all of Fallout 4's problems, the majority of the companions were fun to be around. Ada, Cass, Codsworth, Curie, Danse and Deacon were all entertaining in their own way. I haven't played that game in like five years and they've all stuck with me.Every single companion in Starfield was like beige wallpaper, they were all like Preston Garvey, just a platoon of the most soul sucking boring individuals imaginable. Even the space cowboy was played so benign that it was monotonous to be around him.
>>739618297*CaitNot Cass, wrong Fallout.
>>739614317Does Elder Scrolls ever have have any skill check dialogue besides intimidate attempts?
>>739618185It's okay starfield will keep getting updates, the fact that it has a higher playerbase than most games released in the past few years shows how much love there is for the game
>>739613965I chuckled
>>739613603Game Journalists will still try and gaslight you into believing that jarpigs are somehow worse at transmitting emotion than this.
>>739613603https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SssVhVACJIc
>>739613603This is the problem with Bethesda summed up. They assume you give a shit about this character, so 3 out of 4 options are hysterical distress that your bestie in the whole wide world is dead. The 4th on the other hand feels weirdly autistically detached, I feel like asking someone what happened while all of their blood is on the floor is just retarded.
>>739617829>abandonedit's called 'finished' zoomer. games that are no longer churning out microtransactions for you to waste money on are 'finished' not 'abandoned'
>>739618718the latest version is version 0.4 and the dev hasnt put out a meaningful update in ages
>>739613603NO NO NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
>>739614916That's the thing that hit me too. Playing for a while, doing enough side quests to sate my desires and finding out most of them sucked. Getting to the end to find it really is a NG+ mechanic. Only to realize it resets everything...The idea that everything you did just actually ends up being a new game reload, and the only difference being some quirky shit with the main characters in the lodge, and the fact that you have to do NG+ 10 times to get all your powers fully upgraded, which is quest locked and not even fast because of it, along with the full suit and ship. It just seemed like a shitty afterthought that takes away from the player rather than make things interesting. I could start up Skyrim and go through the opening sequence to bleak falls 30 times before I ever wanted to revisit anything in Starfield. And there's no fucking NG+ in Skyrim.
>>739617482>no one posted the Starfield / Cyberpunk club comparison video yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws0ufhrgWJw
>>739618718early access shill
How does Emil do it?
>>739618919>>739614916>All those fucking shill videos insisting the game drastically improved in NG+
>>739618919Congratulations, you understood the meaning and depth of starfield's main story and how reseting the universe and just reliving it for nothing is pointed out by certain characters within the main story.
>>739618170>Voltaire really is something else. A supercomputer so powerful they put it on the damn Moon to keep it cool. Although by that logic, they should be running it purely in the vacuum of space, but hey, good marketing material. I've been spending some off hours running some dumb simulations just because I can. My favorite so far is simulating the sound of every duck on Earth quacking after receiving a piece of bread. You didn't know you wanted a real-time sim of feeding ALL the ducks, but now you have it. You're welcome humanity.
>>739617482>these cheesy flirty lines would never work irl, lolStarfield is unironically reddit: the game. Go to any reddit thread that's like "What are some great one-liners to flirt with women?" and it's *exactly* like Starfield's writing. Pagliarulo is literally the redditor of game writers.
>>739618718>it's called 'finished' zoomer.
>>739618952He just writes what he knows: complete retardation.
>>739619053and what's wrong with that? it's dorky gen x writing which is a massive part of the charm
>>739614805Wait that fucking pussy Sam can die?I was pissed because I knew about this spoiler and saved sarah, and Barrett died even though he was the only moderately tolerable person with decent skills for the ship.
>>739619020Cool, you can make a feature actually interesting for the player rather than make it some writing LARP. Unfortunately, the game plays its hand quickly and keeps under delivering the entire experience. Stuck it out due to sunk cost and then edited a save with max NG+ everything just to play around with the perks, except the space powers suck ass too.
>>739619189they also updated the game so you dont need to replay NG+ to grind your starborn powers btw
>>739619172>the charmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyUTKkBzp74
>>739619236yeah I was interested in going back for that and the new content, but nothing they added seemed to really reign in the experience even after all this time. And the modding scene is lackluster too. The best we got is a Star Wars overhaul mod... and it's not even good.
>Be Bethesda>release starfield>best selling game of 2023>thriving mod community>top seller on the PS5 and still selling when it came out last month>8 more years of updates and DLC left for it>no layoffs from Bethesda, instead they're expanding and growing after starfield's major success>is busy working on the next elder scrolls with a lot of leeway and time What went right for bethesda?
>>739619389The fact that they can sell something worse than FO4 and get away with it. Now they'll absolutely rape Elder Scrolls and probably fuck mod support for the billionth time.
>>739613875it's bot even bad is the worst part, it's underwhelming. There's so much potential but bethesda basically didn't want an open world game, theres only one quest line with actual gameplay consequences and it just cuts your exp and resource gain by making pirates friendly. On the gameplay side the biggest sins are:menus in menus that that aren't consistent. Pressing escape on map takes you up in maps until it closes the menu, but pressing escape in any other menus will bring you back to the tween menu before closing.space flight is still full of loading screens and menu usage to land or leave system.vehicles are awkward due to random rocks scattered everywhere.The scaling is brutal, early game gear is useless after like 3 levels, automatics are entirely a waste of time after level 30 due to hp bloat.ship editor is positively arcane in its layout and controls, warnings provide no help in finding the actual problem.Every single companion before the free lanes update punishes you for being a badguy, immediately losing access to them if you accidentally shoot a civilian, when a major boss fight happens in the most civilian packed area of the game. (also it's a major plotpoint that the mcguffin people are renowned for collateral damage)Encounters are relatively limited since 99% of enemies are just human with gun, robot with gun, robot/alien dog, robot/human without gun, and turret. Terrormorph and ghost things from the first dlc do stand out as interesting encounters.stealth archery is still overpowered.random generated npcs are horrid goblins.powers are only supplemental to weapons, so no mage gameplay.Now onto the good:Combat does feel legitimately good, guns handle well, jump packs allow for a significantly more reactive playstyle.Ship combat is good, though boarding being softlocked behind a perk is irritating.Actually enjoyable boss fights, with mechanics beyond hit until dead.Bethesda's best quest writing ever in some quest lines.
>>739613603Sarahfield... your vitals are... OH NO NO NO NO NO.
>>739619480>rape Elder ScrollsOh nooo they'll rape Skyrim 2 by uhhhh... making the quests worse, no wait they can't get any worse... uhhhhh... dumbing the mechanics?... mmh that's not it either... uhhhh... making more boring empty towns with nothing to do in them?
>>739619186I think all the Constellation companion chumps can die except for the robot
>>739613691If you don't have an MD, how can you possibly know when someone is about to die?Leave this to the experts, chud
>>739619635No, just the 4 romance options can be Huntered. The best boys and black science girl can't be killed.
>>739619480Not like it matters anyway, most people are going to put it down and go back to their heavily modded Skyrim setup for at least 3-5 years until TES6 manages to get towards a fraction of that. I mean have you seen how dead things are for the Oblivion Remaster despite it's high praises? It only has a little over 4000 mods to it's name right now compared to Starfied's 13,000
I really want to like this game more because they got so many things right about how you explore and fight, but it just isn't there. I'd love to max out all my gear or something like I would in Skyrim or Oblivion or Fallout but you literally just need to dump 10s of millions of credits in on it.The economy is completely fucked in game. There's too much junk and it weighs too much and you can never liquidate any of it because nothing is worth buying so merchants never have money. of course it's not like you need max anything, I had mid level gun upgrades and the one single ballistics skill maxed out and was mowing down everything in the game like it was a joke. At the end of the game I just gave up on trying and just ran straight at everyone with a katana under no threat to my life.so we got fucked balance, we got fucked economy, we got fucked quests...and all for what, to do more radiants? as much as I love killing spacers it becomes a real chore when you get shit like that maze ass Cryolab seed every time.
>>739613923Bethesda operates entirely on nepotism. Emil is Todd's friend, and that's that.
>>739618952oh my science it's just like le master
>>739619021>Although by that logicThis is sarcasm. This is a common phrase in English used to ridicule an argument. It was obviously not put on the moon for cooling and this character is trying to convey how that logic does not work, even if you were to assume that it does.
>>739619752I specified companions
SAAAARRRRRHAAAAAHH
>>739619615That's what the "absolutely" is for. The total death of Elder Scrolls is coming. Everything gone, all the mechanics so normal fag-ified there's nothing interesting, zero choices between dialogue and every armor set is one click like Starfield, Emil at his new peak, everywhere there will be Redguards except they'll all be laden with Wakanda Disney shit and zero identity. I can't wait.
>>739619853You did, my eyes missed it somehow. Apologies senor.
>>739619635>>739619752it also bothers me because the Emmisary's model is very clearly supposed to be female so having Barret's face on it was offputting.
Marika a cute
>>739619885Considering how starfield's game mechanics are so hardcore it filtered normalfags maybe dumbing them down is a good idea.
>>739619919No biggie I forgot only the fuckables could be recruited from that dump anyway
is starfield good now?
>>739619493>The scaling is brutal, early game gear is useless after like 3 levels, automatics are entirely a waste of time after level 30 due to hp bloat.this really wasn't my experience, did this get changed in the port/update? did you not invest at all in damage perks or use the workbench?>though boarding being softlocked behind a perk is irritating.there's what? I was under the impression all you needed was an EM weapon to disable engines.
>>739620028Too bad she's retarded.
>>739619989Emissary was best girl in my playthrough. Added some surprising emotional depth to the main quest which sorely needed it.
>>739613603Starfield? I love Starfield!
>>739620186Yeah, the new update pretty much makes it the best fully featured scifi space game out right now that isnt expanse or star citizen. It's basically elite dangerous but you can actually do things on foot or it's like NMS except you can actually do real quests and talk to people instead of nameless aliens.
>>739620286Yes it was changed with the free lanes update, before you couldn't get the upgrade mats without entering unity. Automatics are still bad after level 50 though, you need significantly more ammo to deal the same amount of damage as a semi-automatic.As for the EM weapon thing, maybe, the ships you get without paying don't have EM in my experience but I might be missing some.
>>739614360>Is this entire game written this horrendously?No, it actually get worse but it so ham it loop back to being kino, like in Armada quest it's clear they are stand up for anti-immigration chuds so your MC don't even entertain talking to them and suddenly become extremely bloodthirsty, it's hilarious.
>>739613923>experiencedCmon lol there are no good vidya writers. But then, do you know any GOOD novels that released in the last, oh I don't know, ~2 decades?
>>739613603I already read this as a 4chan "oh nononono" shitpost
>>739617597It is in fact a carpet shaped like a puddle of blood but nobody bothered to play the game.
Loves asian milf
>>739620942>anti-immigrationwhat?
>>739613808>the game forces me to pretend to give a shit about this middle-aged bossy whoreIts not the games fault you raised her affinity to the highest or second highest of all the companions. Maybe stop simping for bossy middle aged whores and the game wont think you care about them?
>>739617829No, its just a small dev team so it takes time
>>739620028I always recruit her first, like adopting that one orphan girl from Windhelm, first stop every playthrough
>>739620920Xtech didn't drop before you beat the game? what the fuck?and idk I don't think autos are that bad, I was using Kryx's magshear all the time at endgame and never ran out, nothing could survive even a 3rd of the mag and ammo is kind of like, the only thing worth buying from merchants to liquidate all your useless items that have weight.>EMyou can just buy one it doesn't really break the bank... but they definitely barely explain it to you
>>739621104>Settled Systems have fallen>millions must dieThis is Terran Armada in a nutshell.
>>739613603Check her pulse, Yugi!
>>739620313That's a good thing for people here who feel threatened by smart girls
>>739613691>[perception] Sarah you are bleeding out.
Would you rather get a blowjob from Sarah or Homelander?
>>739613923His uncle was the boss of Zenimax, now I'm not kidding, Altman was his uncle and Wonder Woman was the wife of Altman.
>>739622193ha
>>739620920Automatics can be saved by setting your damage to easy and enemy damage to hard(est), whatever it is.
I don't get it, her vitals were what?
>>739617696Pulselets, can you move? Can you talk? What's our response??
>>739613743>>739613603Why did I immidietly imagine this voice saying it lol
>>739623112They were No... No, no no...
sarah sarah are you okayare you okay sarah
>>739613603No joke this is the most embarassingly bad I've ever seen, like not a single aspect of it is even mediocre, everything is an utter dogshit.
>>739617471Based vasco
>>739613603The bit at the end where you're phasing through universes and you hop into one where the nigger's crying over your corpse instead of sarah's could have been kino as fuck but I remember it being ruined by emil's stupid marvel-tier dialogue
>>739613603I thought this game would have cool aliens, apparently it only has humans. Well I guess the models look so bad that you could mistake them for some mutants or something.
>>739618285Imagine if those were the options we got for Astrid's death in Skyrim.
>>739627586A scifi game about exploring the universe and there are no ayyys sounds like it could be really compelling if handled by competent writers. Pity Beth ain't got any of those.
>>739613603Should have had a kino death. Like a laser weapon that evaporated her blood before contact and then melted into a plasma stream. Sarah might have at least had something interesting happen to her
>>739613603shes like 50 or something anyway her best years were way behind her
>>739622517>*scans scene*>there's iron in your blood, my job here is done
>>739630540Early 40s at best
>>739613743
>>739632609Unmatched realism, I'll give them that.
>>739632609>>739633159genuinely why do they do this and why does no one talk about it?
>>739618442Is this satire lol?
>>739613603DO NOT redeem the death you bloody bastard bitch!
>>739618148???? morrowind is full of skill checks.they arent dialogue based
>>739620957not that anon, but yes.the authors tend to write based on a burst of innovation.they aren't able to write on demand and struggle to finish things.
>>739613603>ooooohhhh nnooooooo
>>739613603This made me laugh like crazy when I first read it + the vocaroo
>>739613603Source tells me Sarah is stablePlease god
>>739613603And then people claim western RPGs are better than JRPGs because of muh choice and consequence, when in reality even your average visual novel has more depth than this.
>>739613603Where is Sarah, is she safe? is she alright?
>>739618148>dice roll the game doesn't have skill checksLmao
>>739613603Aerith for a new generation
>>739623578>comments disabledKWAB
>>739614557they made the space boring as fuck. thats it, thats the main problem. instead of making cool planets you get the same boring shit 50 times with copypasted outposts. I bought the game, I played all the quests, still hoping for something cool to happen but it never came
>>739613603Back during launch one anon said to read it in jeet voice. Anon I knel, it makes Starfield funny. (I will never buy it)
>>739617471
What's to stop you from taking a quick whiff of her butt before rendering aide?
If she was hot you'd like her
>>739613965IT'S ME, SARAH! IT'S ME, SARAH! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, SARAH!
>>739638546>IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
>>739613691Looks like jam. Was she attracting flies away from golfers?
>>739613603kkkrackkker down.
>[Charisma 9/7] [Lady Killer] How about a quickie before you hit room temp?
>>739613603the faggot that wrote this shit has not played a single wrpg in their life
>>739615014Now this is the classic Bethesda quality I've come to expect
>>739613603>"Sarah... Sarah it's /v/...it's /v/, Sarah...">dies faster
