It's just like one of my Western erotic games
>>739638562so which one /v/? the answer is obvious
>>739638660She's definitely a spy bro
why are the graphics so terrible?I thought the hitman guys made this
>>739638741Play video games
>>739638987This looks worse than Hitman 2016, what happened?
>>739638741>I thought the hitman guys made thisAnd? Hitman looks like dogshit, especially after goytracing update.
>>739639091Post it
>>739638660>you would be wise to join my gang
>>739639174itimage had to be resized due to file limits
>>739639309Yeah uhuh now post some charactersKeep bumping the thread
Why does every AAA thread these days feel like it's posted by a /co/ crossboarder?
>>739638660
>>739638660red, obviously
Let me guess zoomer-bond completely fumbles every attempt he has with women and comes off as a shy passive loser, right?
>>739638562the ones that don't make it past v0.03 you should add
You can only drop down on yellow padding on the container boxes and these mats are everywhere to tell you to jump on them or to drop down to save hostages. I hate resident evil so fucking much and the retarded indians that made this yellow paint meme reality.
>>739638562NO way this is real. This is just a WEG after all right??
>>739639797No, not at all. You beat the shit out of the guy who the girl in red arrived with twice, the second time she is dancing in the crowd watching. When she walks up to you at the bar you can choose to say "meet me in 30 minutes" or you can choose to push her out of the way and keep doing your mission So far Bond has been extremely competent
>>739639901Most of the game don't have those
>>739639797No he has sex during the tutorial and all the women flirt with him
>>739638562>>739638660I like tattooed girls. HELL I LOVE THEM!
>>739639797Like just in the intro and already did it with a random gal
She's so cute bros
>>739639583yeah I bet if I looked at resetera it will be the exact same kinds of posts as the people ittTrying their hardest to make woke gay bond not seem woke and gay while he's a retarded twenty year old being bossed around by his older, more competent POC allies
sex with caramel Moneypenny
>>739639461This.The characters in 007 look unreal!
>>739638562POST IT
>>739640091In reality, the story is about how an Indian woman and a Black girl are relying on AI to do spy work and they need a Real White Man to come and save them from their retardationThis game is colonizer pilled
>>739638562You just know the designers were scared of making the girl in red too attractive.
>>739640207>This game is colonizer pilledYea, this is 100% a post made by a /co/fag.
>>739640207sure it is xister, sure it is
>>739639930Well that's kind of good to hear, I thought they were just going to make him into another Spiderman.
>>739640254It's obviously very Daniel Craig era influenced but overall I'd say the tone of Bond is spot on to what I've seen from the films
>>739640335Head like a fucking potato, is that what the Irish look like
>>739640335>the tone of Bond is spot on to what I've seen from the filmsThis is an empty statement when you consider all the films
>>739640246Shitposting about a game you aren't playingTsk tsk
>>739640487YWNBAW007 First Light will flop
Fucking lmao
>>739640207He looks too punchable, why did it have to be an origin story?
>>739639998uh based alert?
>>739638562Why are western devs so afraid of boobs bigger than b-cup?We also saw this in Expedition 33 etc.
>>739640474Ive watched enough of others playing to not want to watch because I want to play it. More likely when it drops to at least 40 dollars on a sale. Bond is confident and kind of cheesy, the writers seem like they actually like Bond
This zoomer bond looks like Henry and I can't unsee it.
>>739641480that's the best part desu
>>739639461dartmoor!
>>739638660twink wyte boi
>>739639998The only woman that can pull off tattoos and still be hot is called Anna Bell Peaks
>>739641535
>>739641807holy trvke
>>739639091One released on the Switch, the other didn't.We could have gotten a good looking 007 game but we got this shit because of tendies.
>>739639998Do non-tattooed women even still exist?
>>739638660this game is exposing everyone for never actually having seen the matrix
>>739640887that thing on the left is supposed to be Lara? Or even a woman?
>>739642351Right...
>>739640090Ew wear some shoes
>>739641461I'm watching someone stream it right now and it seems like your typical modern cinematic game.I think this Bond only seems confident if you're a zoomer and are used to the most absolute faggiest men alive in your media.Also, good fucking lord is this game FULL of those shitty cinematic walk-n-talk sections that should have just been a cutscene.Including an entire montage of shitty gameplay and QTEs that also should have just been a cutscene.
sexoooo
>>739642248I thought she was supposed to be a distraction and then when you look back WHAM DEAGLE IN YOUR FACE
>>739638660>>739638562>tattoosWoman in red it is.
>>739638660I have a thing for tattoos, and the blonde chick is a cheating whore.
is he the same face scan actor from KCD?
>>739642407That won't be a problem after the first mission
>>739643038it's the guy that played Dexter in that prequel reboot
>>739639461Looks like a Hogwarts screenshot
>>739640117KEK. Are they British or a New York inner city running group?
Does it seem like a decent game so far? I’m not that picky if it’s an alright experience, just stayed away because it looked not great
>>739638660one without zoomer tattoos
>>739643121It would have been better if they just used Craig. This guy is a gay twink
>>739643305it looks dogshit and nuhitman was a 10/10 for me personally. I am really disappointed and fed up . all railroaded 'press x to bluff' bullshit
>>739638562not just tatoos, but shitty ones at that.What period is the game supposed to be?
>>739643121i don't know why but in game he looks way more like Tom McKay
>>739643305If you like Uncharted it's basically just Uncharted again, except with a shittier protagonist.
>>739643305It's exactly what it looked like pre-release: Hitman lite with Uncharted setpieces. If you know what you're getting into it's pretty neat.
>>739643475Actually (and I can't believe I'm about to say this), it's basically just Uncharted for zoomers.
>>739643605>Uncharted for zoomers.So just Uncharted?
>>739638562Is Hitman WoA worth trying? I watched Bond movies in anticiparion but this new game looks meh, and I never tried Hitman before, so...
I could've saved her...
>>739639461>british game>blondKill all amerimutts
>>739644287>Is Hitman WoA worth trying?yes>Bond movies in anticiparion but this new game looks meh, and I never tried Hitman before, so...hitman is great, and likely better than the bond game, the bond game is more railroaded and less sandbox
>>739639461video games suck so bad now i know EXACTLY how this retard is gonna move when you move the stick and how his shoulders do that little swing when you stop SHUT IT DOWN
>>739639998Based, don't let the forever /v/irgins sway you from sexiness.
>>739638562>talk to woman with no tattoos
>>739645738The fact I know exactly what you mean is telling
>>739642606Nice tranny game lmao
>>739646260She's redhead, color-blind anon.
So how good is this game? Worth it or just wait for voices38 crack?
>assassin duo from Finland>adept at social infiltrationyeah nah, now I can't take this silly game serious anymore
>>739646624>Worth it or wait for voices38 crackYes and yes.
>>739646624It's Uncharted again, except with even more handholding.Wait for the crack.
>>739646775>short but fat asian assassin>kills by throwing his hat around like a razor frisbeeyeah nah, now I can't take this silly movie serious anymore
>>739646569she's a blonde queen
>>739646969they did that during the cold war though
>>739645738Holy shit I know exactly what you mean
Why the fuck would they limit you to 2 gadgets instead of just letting you have everything???? Just seems like a no fun allowed decision
>>739639461>hud is based on your watchngl that's nice
>>739639665>Buys Bond on sale in a year.I'LL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!
I remember the 007 game on the Gamecube where you walked in on the girl with huge knockers getting dressed
was falling asleep during the last mission, already falling asleep again during the negro market missionits worse than mmo fetch quests, walk here, press X, walk back. its really limiting basic ass design shitits trying to seem like uncharted, but its the most boring ass basic shit
>>739639930Why are you lying?>>739644206
>>739642142Switch is stronger than ps4
>>739641535this is epic
>>739640207You're fooling no one shill
>>739646917Ffs no way I didn't like uncharted at all. Hopefully its better I thought it would be like Hitman but more open world and more freedom and bunch of cool shit you can level up or aquire.
>>739643605Kek you're right
>>739645081IOI is danish.
can you kill random people in this game
>>739647498>I thought it would be like Hitman but more open world and more freedom and bunch of cool shit you can level up or aquire.It's basically 80% Uncharted, 10% TLOU, 10% nu-Hitman.It does not at all feel like a James Bond property, if you cut out all mentions of MI6 this could easily pass for an Uncharted game.Bond in this game even kind of reminds me of Tom Holland's Drake portrayal in the Uncharted movie.
>>739647735No, in fact you cannot even pull your gun out until enemies shoot at you.
>>739647773Who's what portrayal in the what now?
>>739647773So it's no good then?
>>739647819You may want to sit down for this.Yes, they cast Mark Wahlberg as Sully.
>>739641535Where is the triangle prompt to architect them?
>>739645738Kek you're right
>>739647842If you're looking for Hitman or Bond, no, it's crap.If you're looking for Uncharted with a Bond skin, it's right up your alley.
>>739646569Strawberry blonder at best>>739646969>Trash established loved things from previous renditions of a seriesyet another shill tactic
>>739647404Does that look like the "girl in red", moron? Bond's not even flirting with the tattoos chick, he's playing the part of a dude with secrets that's just altered the deal and is asking for double the money to give her the package, which is why she's all like "why do retards always do this like it's a movie, I ain't paying you". Play the fucking games you're shitposting about, imbecile.
What's better, this or India Jones and the Great Circle?
>>739647498That's what everyone expected when it was announced it was in production. It's why all hype fell completely off when it was revealed to be another generic Uncharted clone
>>739648158>Little menShut the fuck up shill nigger. Bond never gets called "little men"
>>739648149>trashWhere? Can you point it out, please?
>>739648158they're just trying to manufacture outrage, like always
>>739648281She's asserting dominance because this is a spy transaction and she's gauging you. Bond is trying to rile her up so she calls her contact and your team can track her phone. Again: play the shit you're trying to bait with, nigger.
>>739639309>>739639461Looks near identical. You can tell at a glance that First Light and WoA share an engine and assets.
I don't see how it isn't Bond when so many of the modern films are action oriented.
>>739648285Let me point you towards the sign. Nigger
>>739647773Never played uncharted. Similar to modern tomb raider and indiana jones?
>>739648448But I want the Bond I remember! I WANT SEAN CONNERY NONE OF THIS FUCKING CGI CRAP!
>>739638562Why can't they accept 20 yo women still exist
>>739648390>N-No she's asserting dominance!Ah yes, the asserting dominance female in a bond film. Everyone loves thoseWho are you fooling you pathetic faggot. Everyone sees this slop for what it is. Hope you're not getting paid per purchase cause you'll be out of a job. Pathetic tool
>>739647773>It does not at all feel like a James Bond propertyHow so? Keeping in mind previous Bond games played like CoD.
>>73964862820 years old? That's LITERALLY a child you sick fuck! Bond would never be attracted to a woman under 35!
>>739648534>let me point you towards the xitter screenshot
>>739648581Uncharted is modern tomb raider in gameplay, but more on rails like the indiana jones game
>>739648448Who the fuck wants the modern films when they think of Bond?If you want modern Bond you can literally unironically just go play a fucking Call of Duty campaign.
Are people really surprised that the game is Uncharted like and the Hitman aspects are just here and there? The sandbox nature of Hitman doesn’t really lend itself to the kind of setpieces associated with Bond. Plus, Bond is only stealthy when he needs to be. He’s not like 47 where subtlety is his whole thing.
>>739648534So you can't? I see...
>>739648686and were trashed for it
>>739648729>The sandbox nature of Hitman doesn’t really lend itself to the kind of setpieces associated with Bond.I feel like they did a pretty good job with this in Hitman III, to the detriment of the established gameplay people expected, but it worked well enough. I wanted more of that from an IOI Bond game.
>>739648709Don't act like a disingenuous nigger and I wont post the image. It's simple. Just post like an honest human for once in for pathetic existence
>>739648725They aren't the same but ok. This reminds me more of Splinter Cell Conviction or Blacklist but it isn't pretending to be a stealth game.
>>739648748Double down, a classic playYou've proven what you needed to for everyone itt.
>>739648882Anon, the modern Bond movie licensed games were literally CoD clones, which is why they were fucking shit.
Post the hand to hand combat.
>>739648941Never played anything past Nightfire but I was comparing more to the films anyway.
>>739648729>The sandbox nature of Hitman doesn’t really lend itself to the kind of setpieces associated with BondWho the fuck decided Bond is a setpiece type of game? It's espionage fiction. Espionage is the opposite of set pieces. It requires to think on your feet, especially if (more like when) the plan goes wrong. You know, LIKE A HITMAN GAMEYou shills are pieces of shit
>>739648846The only time in H3 I really felt that they were doing an atypical setpiece was in Chongqing where wiping the core triggers a lockdown, and even that just amounts to them adding more guards, the facility being put into a permanent alert phase, and the civilian staff evacuating outside. It’s more an added complication to the mission than a setpiece.
>>739648989You know it'll be slidy bat-ham crap like every western game since 2007
>"how does he manage to change clothes so fast"Hitman reference?
>>739648641>no argumentI'm sorry the reality of a videogame makes you mad because it goes against your shitposting, anone.
>>739648725Anon, Bond drives a tank through the middle of a city destroying several buildings and blowing up a dozen cars. In Goldeneye. In 1995.
>>739649083and I'm not sorry you wont be able to afford to eat because you suck at your job, shillnigger
>>739648925The fact that silly villains have always been a kino staple of Bond and so twin albino Finnish assassins fit right in? I know.
>>739649014>Who the fuck decided Bond is a setpiece type of game?The movies when they included things like car chases, shootouts and Metal-Gear tier “boss fights” and super-weapons.
>>739645081Blond is for men. Blonde is for women.
>>739648989>>739649068I remember hearing it has somebody who worked on the bamham combat. Might be wrong for all I know though.Not a fan of Q being counter instead of right click. Maybe I should try changing it next time I play.
>>739638741I actually thought the human NPCs in First Light are pretty good. Especially compared to how they looked in Hitman.
>ANTI SOVL: THE GAS
I'm not really interested in playing it but I've been watching the first 3 or 4 hours on youtube and the story in engaging enough. Dunno why people are saying its shit.
>>739650102I'm fine with it now that I know it's just a movie game.But I had high expectations going in knowing it was by the Hitman devs.And those expectations were not met whatsoever.I probably wouldn't have bough it at $80 had I known it's Uncharted-lite.And admittedly this is mostly my fault for not researching the game more but I remember seeing that Summer Game Fest gameplay and thinking it looked really Hitman-esq.
>>739649187>He thinks Bond is a movie first and foremost Do shill even do their research anymore?
I have zoomer fatigue
how long is the game anons?
>>739650042>narrow opening in the rocks: the loading screen
>>7396504353 ahhmongold streams
>>739650435~10 hours.Not super well paced either.First mission is pretty good but the pacing grinds to a halt for ~2 hours right after.No replayability either.
>>739650301>he thinks the books have any relevance whatsoeverYou could ask 10,000 people and not one would have ever ready an Ian Fleming novel yet many would know who James Bond is. Curious.
what's the /v/eredict?
>>7396507166.5/10. It's the kind of game you would've rented for a weekend back in the day and had a good time with it.
>>739650632>You could ask a bunch of retards and get a retarded answerCurious indeed, shillniggerAlso>ReadyNice phoneposting, do they not even fork out a pc for you to sit your fat ass on? That's shameful
>>739650716Another shameless, uninspired western third person set piece shooter
So, it's linear game and TacSim is just level modifier or what?
>>739638562>tattoos
>>739640117This is what I remember the original Sims looking like
>>739650827I fucking wish it was a shooter lol
>>739650716Best Bond game so far. Not like that was a high bar. Wait a couple weeks for the shitposting to die down then ask again.
>>739650102it's because brown characters exist
I like it so far. I'm grabbing dudes and smashing them into stuff and they ragdoll nicely. It's everything I hoped for bros.
>>739640587these devs are still doing the always online?
The game is approved by /ourguy/.
>>739640095I actually think she’s really pretty lol
>>739641535reminded me of this
>>739651024ARM YOURSELF BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE HERE WILL SAAAVE YOUUUUTHE ODDS WILL BETRAY YOUUUUUUUUUUUAND I WILL REPLACE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>739642407>shoes indoors
>>739638562I haven't seen any fagshit posted from this game, that's good I guess. Still won't be playing it though
>shoe unties in public space>its game over
>>739645738heh, don't forget the sliding into place everytime you interact with something
>>739650969>I like it so far. I'm grabbing dudes and smashing them into stuff and they ragdoll nicely. It's everything I hoped for bros.This is basically the intellectual level of modern games journalism but without the pretension.
>>739651264suck my dick retard, name another game since sleeping dogs where you can grapple and throw enemies into the environment like this.
>>739651226>walk into space you're not allowed in>"Sir you can't be here.">Fade to black>You're teleported outside the areaSame dev as Hitman btw. No Chaos allowed. Only scripted interactions.
>>739651226what kind of autist crouches to tie his shoes in public?
>>739648170Only played Great Circle and it was okay. Structurally it's like Jensen era Deus Ex with how the various hub areas work. Narratively it's like a Sony movie game.
>>739638562kek they literally do look like WEG goblinas.
I'm liking all the Bond references so far. Subtle enough that they don't stand out if you're not a fan but if you get them you basedjak for a couple seconds, like >>739651024 or:>pen is mightier than the sword>all the time in the worldSo on. Feels like a game made either by fans or autists that actually did their research instead of acting like the Netflix Castlevania/DMC guy.
>>739638660The girl in red is a cheater.
>>739638562What are the bond girls names?
>>739648170100% Indiana Jones.Low key one of the best games I played last year.
>>739645738I know what you mean anon
>>739638562>high pitched performative male voice>Tom Holland talking with his hands>"U-Um, Hi ladies, I just, eheh, I need to see someone in that club, and I was just wondering if one of you lovely, ehem, women might let me by?">"And who are you?">"I... I'm um... I'm 007. Stirred or- N-No, Shaken, not... stirred?">...>Cue double SS rape.
>>739651502Hot
>>739639998I loved them too but sadly they are all whoresBut if I found a tattooed girl who is loyal to me I would be the happiest guy in the universe
>>739651316Probably having gay BDSM sex with a man is a common use case for this? I don't know, you tell me.
>>739651403right dude forgot. you gotta>take the loose shoe off and put it on a nearby table or a bar-height surface>tie it up real good so it doesnt loosen again :^)>put the shoe back on your foot, hands freethe completely non autistic normal way
Its gaming time
>>739638562>the one token blonde you find looks more asian than whiteCan't make this shit up, the industry's hate towards white people is reaching comical levels
Why do British women have such porn sounding accents?
>>739651846>hypervisor
>>739651316Pick literally any grounded third person AAA game over the last few years.TLOU 2, Judge Eyes, Gotham Knights, Dragon's Dogma 2, Ass Creed Shadows, hell, even fucking Crimson Desert lets you do this kind of shit, except with way more actual environmental interaction since the physics in that game aren't complete ass.I swear to god, all these Europoor games always have people who are impressed by shit AAA games have been doing for a decade because you people don't actually play games despite having basic-bitch AAA taste in games.
>>739651878You're addicted to porn
>>739651846>letting Russians take over your PC
>>739651893What's the matter? You don't have a spare ssd for all your vidya needs?>tranime avatarOh I see...
>>739651920literally incorrect by every definition. you niggers don't even play games. the only entertainment you get is bitching online about whatever the newest thing happens to be
>>739643346>get a likeness whose actor was already greying in his first movie to play as young bondFucking retard contrarian. You could have at least said someone who actually looked young like Pierce Brosnan.
>>739651986I accept your concession Europoor, see you in the layoff threads.
>>739651959I actually dont watch porn at all as I find it cringe and off putting.
>>739651975>spare ssd>no internet connection while playinglol, lmao!
>>739651657I have a loyal tattooed girl who I wish didn't have them. So far I've been able to persuade her not to get any more
>>739651495based on some of the celebrity contracts in Hitman I think they have a few movie nerds on the dev team.
>>739651226>>739651403one time I dropped a nickel and all I could do was watchit pained me knowing I just had to take such a blow to my finances in strideI've started carrying a magnet on a string in case it ever happens again.
>>739652019>implying they wont takeover your entire motherboard Really what you should do is having a gaming PC just purely for gaming and nothing else and then have a Laptop for everything else like web browsing and Youtube and emails and whatnot. That way even if they do take control of your gaming PC they dont really get anything.
>>739652102>Muh motherboardProve it you fucking faggot, I already test it with a dump of my bios before and after using hypervisor games and the md5 didn't change.
I'll be honest with you bro,a James Bond game made by Scandinavian progressives does nothing for me
>>739651226How the mighty have fallen.
>>739638562Holy shit I legitimately thought that was a screenshot of a WEG until I started reading the thread.
>>739652027Some men die of thirst while others drownAn important lesson in life.
>>739650940*Wait a couple weeks for the shilling to die down then ask again.Ftfy
>>739650969Having a blast?
>>739651316Crimson Desert this very year
>>739651523Kek
>>739651986God shillniggers are a pathetic bunch
>>739652446>Grace Ashcroft, my office. Now.
>>739652151I was only trying to help
Does Bond actually have sex with women in this game
>>739648170So far, this. Indiana Jones combat is fucking dogshit and having hub-areas full of side content ruined the game. The story however, is great. Shit the melee combat in this feels like what the Indiana combat should've been, third person and kinda scrappy. Not first person throwing paddles and barely using guns
How many times can casuals replay Uncharted?
>>739652536Yes he fucks the secretary in the first hourIt's T rated so it's implied but they're seen in bed with underwear on after
>>739652446That nigga drinking Pedialyte? Is that part of the plot?
>>739652589Forever and ever, there's always a new casual who's only played like 2 AAA games and then gets impressed by standard elements.
>>739652536in the intro cutscene after he becomes a spy
Is Tac Sim just plain unfinished? There are two things under operations.
>>739639930It's honestly impressive how they managed to make him resemble the author's sketch of Bond while also making him into an effete zoomer faggot at the same time.
>>739638562The more I see of this game the worse it gets, same as the Back Flag Demake. This looks just as shit.
>>739643305>badatrocious animations, basic gameplay and lack of gameplay in general, diversity bullshit, millennial writing, bad voice acting>goodpossibly good OST, okay to good graphics, nice environmental details and varietybasically a run of the mill western action game6.2/10
>>739652654I presume more shit is added as you finish the main story.
>>739652634He says he can do the mission without Bond so M gives him the bottle and he can't open it because his arm's fucked, proving her point.
It’s a solid 7-7.5/10. I think the quality of postgame is going to determine how good it is in the long run. The main campaign feels like an extended tutorial. You can ignore the shitposts of pretending all gameplay is defined by how much of combat mechanics are incorporated into the core whole of gameplay
>>739652673Patrick Gibson doing the Dreamworks face in Dexter Origin Sin ruined the actor for me, forever.Doesn't matter how they dress him up. That's all I can see: Autist Dexter.
>>739652737That actually sounds like a funny scene lmao
>>739652756Psued posting, refined
>>739639461genius. they went the fromsoft route and reused every asset from the last hitman game.
>>739652634>>739652737Surprised it wasn't Coca Cola™ The amount of product placement in the game is ridiculous.
Finished the Chess mission. The whole time I just kept wishing this was Hitman 4 instead. The location was awesome, but it is aggrevating as shit how locked down and everything is. Like I get there is multiple ways through objectives, but they are so obvious and are all adjacent to one another. And there is no opportunity for creative actions to subvert the script.
>>739647420ps4 could never handle this game
>>739648170So far I would go with Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones is more open and holds your hand a little less.
>>739652916Sure it could. Turn off the RT-Global Illumination, and this game looks no different than Hitman.
>>739652858How am I wrong? Gameplay in any game is is not solely when you are attacking enemies
>>739652979>turn off so it can't handle it is what you're saying, nigger
>>739652874Literally nothing there is reused anon. It has a similar look because both games take place in rich Baroque style areas but that's about it.The trim on pic related is very different.
>>739652916It could handle RDR2 just fine
>>739652756 TacSim is live-service bait. There is almost no content in it right now. And escalations suck ass--they are tiny little combat arena missions.
sex with racially ambiguous MI6 secretaries
>>739653215Me on the back left.
The Chess mission makes no sense. What were the twins doing running all over the place changing outfits every 20 seconds? Didn't they have the keycard from the start, since it seems it is implied the security chief was in the discarded luggage. So all they had to do was plant the bombs in the wine cellar and leave.
I like this zoomer bond, boomer bond is cringe by today's standards
>>739653095You couldn't even get the map right, retard
>>739652979Hitman used baked GI so turning off the realtime GI in this game would probably make it look worse than Hitman tbqh senpai
is it a real bond game or just a Hitman reskin
>>739653440Post it then. I'll wait.
>>739653375The bombs were hidden in the food crates, thus the chef outfit. One of the twins remains as the security chief, the other one dresses as a bellhop to throw away the corpse then as a chef to obtain the bomb.
>>739653483It's more like 70% Uncharted, 30% Hitman.
>>739653483It's an Uncharted reskin, so I guess it is kinda like a Bond game if your metric is the shitty Craig Bond licensed games.
>>739639998Let me guess, you have a nosering fetish too? Maybe "cock and ball torture" too as long as you're in the business of hating yourself?
Reminder that Ian Fleming was a spy that practiced black magic.
>>739653503:)
>>739640095Not terrible in a vacuum, but race swaps like these only exist on this scale to erode white identity.
>>739653751Wasn't Moneypenny black in the Daniel Craig films? That means she's been black for over 20 years, it'd be weirder if she wasn't black.
>>739653751>race swaps>he doesn't knowMoneypenny's been black since 2012.
big bag is Bi'ish Peter Thiel, not subtle but I like it
>>739652527Welp you were wrong because I'm smarter than you.
>>739653886Does that change what I said? Do you not realize how long your identity has been under attack?Poor, boiling frog.
Why dont they make a MGTOW blackpilled james bond?
>>739653751she was already black in the craig films
>>739640090Reminds me of the Detective Pikachu girl
>>739654007That just means it's not a strike against this exact dev, not that it wasn't a tactical decision in the past.
>>739653930
>>739653941I'm sorry but Judi Dench is the best M in the entire movie franchise, anon.
>>739638562Big nosesKill the foids
>>739653708A feather duster counts is>reusing every assetSure anon
>>739654134Did you reply to the wrong post? I said nothing about M. Dench is also white, so she couldn't relate to my point.
>>739654224I'm assuming this is bait but if you're being genuinely retarded then I advise you to look at floor
>>739654296Not at all. M was a man for 33 years, then was a woman. Moneypenny was white for 40 years, then was black. Mad about the latter, mad about the former.
So what's the /v/erdict? Is it hitman: 007 edition or unchartedslop?
Suck it
>>739654727>>739643503
>>739654569Making the cast slightly less of a sausagefest is irrelevant when discussing eroding a white, English setting. Last I checked, England natively had women.
>>739654791/v/'s mad all the time when women are in positions of power supplanting men. Wouldn't that be a "my identity being under attack"?
>>739654871I'm not every other anon. I'm not going to allow you to tack other people's arguments onto me.
SEX
>>739655036she do be prettyand the character models are great desu
>>739654915That was the original argument, thoughever.
>>739654727Played this game for around 3 and a half hours and I was personally underwhelmed. The melee combat feels nice and I like the social engineering stuff you can do to trick guards, but the game feels so painfully boring. Older Bond games had you running around doing cool spy stuff within five minutes or less, but First Light takes FOREVER to throw you into an actual mission.
>>739638660I choose both for an hour at the same time
>>739655236Wrong. I said "white identity." Right here:>>739653751I didn't say "male" anything.
MOre Woman in Red pls.
>>739655351Once a cheating whore, always a cheating whore.
So is the game doing well?
For me, it's the chick Monroe is chatting up in the club.
>>739638562Sabrina Carpenter?
>>739655232game is full of sexy black women
>>739638562Sydney the Sweeny
>>739653708holy shit I had an identical wardrobe in my parents house
>>739638562>Game has been out for 3 minutes>See thisHow do you reply without sounding your penis?
>>739638660I will NEVER pick a blonde over a brunette or a redhead >Tattoos Don't care. You are a virgin.
>>739641535Jej
Are there actually open areas like hitman or is it you go to fancy party and every side area is blocked by people standing around so you just have a hallway?
Legitimate complaints so farInfluencers Bad performance Always online shit Everything else looks pretty goodIdk why made retarded statments about bond being a basedmale, because they still have him flirting with women
>>739656536It's something like thisCutscene>Sandbox area>set piece>repeat
>>739655636faceblind
>>739656864Bond is Back
>>739654569Youre a fucking retard, probably a troon with how your mind 'works'. Fem M was replacing Male M, it's part of the narrativw of the film ypu didn't watch.Black money penny was part of a rebooted, closed continuity of films that have no relation to the original bonds.Why do you lie about yourself and about Bond?
>>739656864AWOOOGA
>first light kills 5090soh no broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwhtYL3F1go
>/v/ was complaining all morning about how there were no sexy women in the gameapologise to James...
>>739642142It's on Switch 2, not Switch.
Concord. James Concord.
>>739656864
>game set in current year>bond still uses some 8 shot walther ppk looking thing when he could be using a 15+ shot glonk or similar of the same size in 9mmget with the times, unc
>this kills the baiting shitposter
>>739657638i literally can't self-inserting like thisthat one gaming journalist was right
>>739638562which way, seething incel man?
>>739657638Are we back?
>>739657638god DAMN
>>739657638>cuts away to quircky black girl just when the action startswoke millennial, even
>>739655036she's perfect as moneypenny
Niggers are in this very thread right now
>>739657638This is like calling Shrek the movie based just because it has a fuckable donkey.
>>739657967>This is like calling Shrek the movie based just because it has a fuckable donkey.Anon?
>>739657967sir...
>>739638660Go out back and do coke with the dishwasher
>>739657960Niggers everywhere...
>>739657967Why do you want to fuck animals, anon?
Should I play Hitman instead? Never tried it before
>>739658167You should certainly play Hitman. Blood Money and the reboot trilogy are some peak stealthing.
>>739658405Idnt WoA better tho?
>>739638562Did someone say Western Erotic Game?
Hitman 3 used to have ansel for photomode while this game has nothing built in and the support for ansel is obviously dropped. Gotta take shots the old fashioned way. Shame because it looks decently fine
>>739658532WoA is the reboot trilogy. It's three games together.
>>739651067
>>739657638she’s a cute nerd
>>739640090IO are kinda underrated when it comes to putting qts in their games
>>739638562I really thought someone made another WEG thread till read the title
>>739640117The training ground tutorial island looks like complete shit compared to the rest of the game for some reason
>>739640090>gets cucked 90 seconds in>settles for the indian downstairsOh and I love how they emasculate you throughout the entire tutorial.
>>739657885Yummypenny
>>739660027Ugly as fuck mate
>>739638562>disgusting tattooed slag with a bitchface>classic blonde beauty, also with a bitchfaceJust the fact that this is presented as a choice makes me kind of hate this game.
>>739658605You forgot the hag lines
>>739658605>you would be wise to join my gang
>>739660027qt patootie
>>739638562>start game>game kills or cripples all the White people at the start, only browns leftOF FUCKING COURSE
With how long modern games take to make Patrick Gibson will probably be in his mid 40s by the time the 3rd game comes out. I assume this will be a trilogy.
Moneypenny mating press
>>739660460Nolan North was 46 while mocapping Uncharted 4, it'll be fine.
>>739660483Ngl she looks significantly better hereAlso would
>>739644521what happend to her
>>739660483Pretty eyes.
>>739657638>millennial humour>woman taking chargeYup it's a cuck game.
>>739660630Bomb goes off during the first mission, kills most of the team. She's left paraplegic.
>>739660426So you play as the great white hope?
>>739657787It is rated Teen after all
>>739660703that's hot
>james makes fun of the faggot son of the politician by saying how he's lucky he didnt wake up in his hotel room from his date rape drug
>>739660995Pretty much all 007 games are rated Teen btw if anyone is wondering why the game isn't brutally violent or too overtly sexual
How the fuck did the woman in the red dress break out of the chair without the 2 guards seeing her. They were literally right fucking there looking at her.
>>739640587Holy fuck not touching this shit. Ever.
>>739638741Idiot
>>739644287Absolute 10/10Over 3000 hours on itA true Rubik's Cube
>>739640117>here's your next gen AAA release, bro
>>739648992Everything or Nothing is a must play
Do we get to plow Monneypenny or Gemma Chen's character? Asking for a friend.
>>739651986Prove it
007 was always glowie propaganda...right? Oh, look at how cool and benevolent the glowies are. You should either join them or help them whenever they ask you to do something for them.
>>739655324My man!
30fps 720 on Base PS5 :skullemoji:
>>739644287Yesbut finish the campaign first you'll need that for freelancer (the real game )
>>739660483>blue-eyed negroesWhat is this sorcery?
>>739641535>>739651067COMBOOMBO
>>739660483awesome !!
>>739639998Tattoos are hot on a bell curve. Zero tattoos is hot, but a handful of tattoos is extremely ugly. They wrap back around to being hot again when she has full sleeves.
>>739663003one less grocery store auntie
pierce brosnan mod when?
>>739663291>pierce brosnan modOnly if said mod entails porting over his N64 model
Why doesn't it look better than Uncharted 4 that came out 10 years ago?
>>739642963>There is a known and studied correlation between getting tatted and low-impulse control>Calling anyone else a cheating whoreAverage retard on /v/.
I'm watching some jew play this game on Twitch, and how the fuck is this the same people that did hitman? This shit looks like such a generic run and gun 3rd person action cover shooter. I was hyped when this game first got announced, but I have lost all interest.
>>739638562No way it's real? Because it really does looks like one of these asset flip shovelware v 0.0.3b porn games lmao
>>739650910Except in Sims you can fuck those maids at the same time
>>739663003She looks way better now
>>739653708Holy shit it's even the same carpet lmao
>>739663872Ya I was hoping for hitman reskinned as bond, but looks like its your typical action adventure cover shooter uncharted-like? Dont begrudge anyone enjoying it, but not for me, guess I will pass
>>739664091I'd wait for a $29.99 deal
>>739658614That's the new york bank.
>>739664124With what I've been watching, it would be on my "maybe" pile even at $5.
>>739664091>>739663872I am so tired of people not knowing anything and not paying attention and just saying the same knee-jerk thing over and over again. This is the net result of games coverage going away by the way. Everyone is permanently retarded.
The actual first mission had me feeling like you were chasing 47. Very nice. The car handling physics are fucking absolute putrid dogshit though it might just be the worst ever. It doesn't help that I've been playing FH6.
>>739664349>won't someone PLEASE think of the marketers!
>>739653483The Hitman sections are pretty much all on-rails and incredibly linear.
>>739639091We're in the age of upscaling, frame generation, and hardware shortages on a manufacturing level.Get used to diminishing returns on graphic fidelity.
>>739660694He literally throws his glasses and grabs her and starts making out.Jesus you people are pathetic.
>>739645738Most 4chan post itt
>>739664601>He literally throws his glasses and grabs her and starts making out.>Jesus you people are pathetic.Just a normal game for normal humans right?
>>739648158>>739639930Classic openly dishonest leftist shit.If you pick "meet me in 30 minutes", the red chick shows up to blow your meeting with the spy leading to a pathetic scene where they both whine about you being a "player" and then the spy walks off because you've blown the deal.But the game is totally linear, so she goes "oh wait we still have to do the deal!" so the whole interaction literally just exists to emasculate Bond more for daring to try and fuck the lady in red.
>>739651979>avatarholy fucking tourist
>was expecting another Hitman type game>get story driven rail shooter that is way too forgiving even on the hardest difficultyI'm pretty sad desu.
>>739653887Yeah and I guess that one chick is working for the Jews. Pretty funny, actually.
>>739664881meds
>2nd mission is even more niggersChrist
>>739638660Neither. Cressida.
>>739646260>Everything I ME ME ME don't like is a shill or a trannyThe state of /v/
>drive ""assist"">and if you do manage to get through there's still an invisible wall
>>739665884Yes, there are indeed niggers in Africa.
This game sucks ass im tabing out every 3 seconds because theres no gameplay
>>739665960>linear game has restrictions What the hell
>>739664817You are trying too hard
>>739666043I'll do whatever I want and I want to shit on your woke game. Cry more.
>>739638562Where's the WEG drawing version of this
>>739664881>>739648281I have chud fatigue
>>739666084I am just saying Kind of pathetic
>>739666141
>>739642963>I have a thing for tattoos You're attracted to a cultural masculine practice, which makes you a fag.
>>739666179How does it feel acting like a BPD ex girlfriend of mine who would always find the dumbest shit to start fights over?
>>739639998I like thigh tattoos
I don't expect to get an answer, because nobody is playing videogames here, but how is the performance on RTX 4090 with ultra settings?
>>739666179>He literally throws his glasses and grabs her and starts making out.>Jesus you people are pathetic.>Just a normal game for normal humans right?Yeah, you stupid retard
>>739661096>no James Bond Jr.
>>739639998>>739640714>>739641807>>739645861>>739651657>>739663062>>739666235you will never have sex
>>739638741>I thought the hitman guys made thisyes they did, your point?
>>739656864>>739657638>that face
Is there anything in the game that gives you the feeling that James is a patriot for the British? Considering he's meant to be a spy for the British? Being quintessentially British was part of what made Bond. Sophisticated, educated, deadly, intelligent, ruthless. These are the traits of Bond. Are they replicated in the game?
>>739666420Sorry, used the wrong picture.
>>739666420No. It's more of a Kingsman game, Bond is a brash youth skipping basic training and ignoring orders.
>>739666519I kinda had the distinct feeling the writers/ devs would forget to include those elements in their game from all the marketing and press releases I didn't really see much to suggest he was British other than the accent and odd flag. Shame really. I mean I know the devs are Danish but it's still a bit annoying.
>>739666410based long arm bond
/v/ should start pushing these Twitter faggots off the board, they bring nothing useful to the discussion>woke>woke>wokeEvery single new game release
>>739666602You can just admit you suck dicks, anon
>>739666601sometimes you gotta slap a bitch so hard your arms grow to accommodate the slapping
>>739666602We used to be a real board.
>>739666602And that's why nobody takes 4chan seriously.
>>739666638but thats besides the point
>>739641480That's not surprising considering they're both English.
>>739666560Most of the cast have British accents, none of them are really culturally British. There are a few throwaway lines about how great MI6 is, that's about the most you'll see as you beat up random SAS troops in a tone deaf montage.
>>739638562Sexo
>>739638562where is the twink option?
>>739666645atleast its not bluesky, or worst, truths. dont really have to worry about truths i guess, the ungodly amount of advertisements makes it nearly impossible to actually use the site lmao
>>739666519>Bond is a brash youthIt's supposed to be a origin story so it makes sense he's younger>skipping basic trainingHe joines the program late, gets shit for it, and his classmates have to bring him up to snuff>ignoring orderspart of the storyline is MI6 being subverted by Peter Thiel's scheming and having their hands tied and Bond essentially going rogue to save the day, I wanna say that stuff like that also happened on several occasions in older Bond media
>>739666676>Most of the cast have British accents, none of them are really culturally British"For England James?". That line for example when Sean Bean's character says it to James Bond in Golden Eye he says it mockingly, sarcastically but to James it means everything and it's a direct contrast to how Sean Beans 006 character has absolute disdain and wants to destroy the British government to destroy England e.t.c. while James deep at his core fundamentally loves his country and will sacrifice whatever is necessary to protect it. You just don't get that motivation with modern Bond both in movie and games.
>>739666258>>739666220>still trying to shame people into not talking about itI will continue to talk about it.
>>739666676They definitely made the "for king and country" stuff part of the old nigga's characterization. It just happens a bit later on and not in the first two hours.
>>739666848You couldn't do that today, because nobody has an ounce of pride for their country, everyone would identify with Alec over Bond.
>>739666848"For Israel, James?""For Israel, Alec."
>>739666990True enough, that needs fixing and it will be I can promise you that!
>>739666934That doesn't answer my question.
>>739666934>deflection >Le player count of people who pre ordered
>>739666990Patriotism is still tribalism. There is no point in sucking your government's dick just because you happen to be born on the same piece of named land in planet Earth especially in the year of our lord 20 fucking 26..
>>739666812>Bond essentially going rogue to save the dayThis has literally never happened. This is a Mission Impossible thing.The one time I can think of him going rogue was in License to Kill, where really they just told him to take a break and instead he wiped out a drug org because they killed his CIA buddy.
>>739666179Did you just discover babbys first logical fallacy or something?https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/IJLLypV2TgKdteEYAfnjXg/
is having sex with women woke?
>>739667141This. We should all commit treason and join Russia because patriotism is bad but Russian imperialism is good.
>>739667225I can tell straight away you're a butthurt belter.
>>739667225That's literally what the political movements who claim to revitalize patriotsm are trying to do, at least in Europe.
>>739638562just finished chapter 3, sadge /v/, give me back my bro
>>739667141Tribalism is awesome if you have an ethnostate and a shared culture.>>739667306I cannot imagine developing any emotional interest in that retarded football hooligan. The scene where you both fight and then laugh about it after was so painfully generic that I should've turned off the stream there.
>>739667303>Nooo you can't fight against globalist anywhere culture because it's actually a Russian plot for you to love your countryThis is your mind perpetually stuck on bluesky and NAFO.
Cressida my wife
>>739667225>brings up Russia for no reasonThanks for proving my point you fucking brainwashed retard.
>>739667162Have you watched any of the Craig's bond movies? That's his whole persona in almost if not in all movies. I don't even remember what movie, but Q puts a tracker and the first thing Bond asks is to make him invincible so he can go rogue and disobey direct orders.
>>739667378She's Monroe's wife, He was fucking her right across your room while you were fucking some pajeet.
>>739667162It also happens in Moonraker, Die another Day, Quantum of Solace, and Spectre
>>739667420I've watched a couple of them, I don't consider them Bond movies in the least. Last Bond movie was DAD.
>>739667367Anon, they literally propose that Europe shouldn't be defending itself against Russian aggression
>>739638741it genuinely looks like a WEG lmaoalso lmao at at the mad shill replies
>>739638562This thread really shows who isn't European or paid attention to the nuances of the movies.
>>739638562>zoomer Bond
>>739667496Who does?
>>739645861i'm more than happy for retards like you to take them all out of my sight. i'm heterosexual and white, so i hate tattoos and don't want to be in the same room as someone dumb enough to get them.
>a thread about new James Bond game turns into a shitposting /pol/ threadThat's why everybody nobody cares about 4chan's opinion
>>739667536For example the AfD in Germany
>>739667395>for no reasonI thought we were talking about 006 who betrayed England to work with the Russians?
>>739667568Where have they said that they need to give up their military and remain unprotected?That's also not all of Europe, that's one country.
>game features multiple popular streamer cameos
>>739667481
>>739667474Why are you replying to me with AI slop as your "source"?
>>739667621or anon just has some basic movie knowledge, imagine been a bond purist and say DoD is the last bond for you... no wonder the game filters you.
>>739667596Well you have AfD, National Rally, Chega, Lega, Reform UK, it's enough for you to get it?
Glad this garbage is on track to flopping.
>>739667748>Reform>NationalistGive me a fucking break. You're politically illiterate.
>>739667596>Where have they said that they need to give up their military and remain unprotected?moving goalposts>That's also not all of Europe, that's one countrythe same position is held by the Front National, FPÖ, Geert Wilders and Victor Orban held it as well. With any of these postmodern chuddy movements, you can be 90% sure that their program includes shilling for Russia.
>>739667748You didn't answer the question, you just listed more names with no statements of intent from any of them to say they plan to give up their nations military. >>739667806>the same position is held by the Front National, FPÖ, Geert Wilders and Victor Orban held it as wellSo you'll be able to point to where they've said they 'shouldn't defend themselves against Russian aggression'.
>>739651979>>739652019>hypervisor attack can't affect me because i didn't install the game on my C: drivezoomers are hilarious
>>739667792You're one dumb cunt, jesus, we talking about "military and remain unprotected?", literally about "shouldn't be defending itself against Russian aggression", and who do I name? A fucking party that is pro-putin, that accepts the advances of Russia for Europe that started in fucking 2014.Deflect all you want; there are parties in Europe that would give their ass to Putin just like there were parties that gave their ass to Hitler.
>>739667837That is effectively what they're proposing if they're against supporting Eastern European allied states' desire for security from Russia. Collective defense and all that.
>>739667914>>739667916>All these parties said "we shouldn't defend themselves against Russian aggression"Ok can I see where they said it?>HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, HOW FUCKING WHAT ARE YOU EXPECTING ME TO DO, SHOW YOU WHERE THEY SAID EXACTLY WHAT I SAID THEY ALL SAID? YOU'RE MOVING GOALPOSTS, FUCKING RACIST WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME HUH? HUH?Wew lad.
>>739667972If you were actually interested in knowing about it, you could use a search engine. But you're not, so you resort to using mighty Jewish tactics for such a stronk patriot to win the argument. Literally pointless bullshit.
>>739668041>Make claim that all these various groups said this thing>don't provide a single shred of evidence >G-Google it!What should I look for if I'm going to use Google? What search term for Reform where they've stated that they 'shouldn't defend themselves against Russian aggression'? Timeframe? Who said it? You claim to know all these groups said a thing, but somehow don't know when they said it or who said it. Interesting.
>>739668125no no, just say "welp i did, zero results, guess your wrong". its funnier kek
>>739667378Why does you're picture have a stubble all over it
>>739668125not gonna tell you how to use Google, retard
>>739668135Kek I like that.
>>739668205Welp I did, zero results guess you're wrong.
>>739668239look at this nigga, he's to stupid to use Google in current year
>>739668265I did use Google, zero results. Can you not read?
>>739668289you're just too stupid to use it kek
shit water
>>739668308Google says your claim doesn't exist.
>>739668408you can admit to it you know, being a retard is not a crime
>>739668308>>739668289sirs this is the videogames board
>AIIIIIIIIIEEE IS THAT A WOMAN IN A BIKINI MY PURITAN VIRGIN EYES! JAMES BOND CAN'T BE PROMISCUOUS! SAVE ME TRADWIFE MAN
>>739638660>tattoosThe blond obviously
>>739638562why would anyone get the ugly one with shitty tats?
>>739654134she was complete shit and trashed every scene she was in with her girlboss granny bullshitfirst scene she has in goldeneye with bond she is a feminist cunt
Anyone know a workaround to turn off depth of field?
>>739660483I will not report to a sheboon. >she's been black for over 20 yearssounds like a good time to fix that mistake which never should have happened at allbond is so fucking cucked who would even want this game lmfao
>>739638562Did one of you stupid faggots actually buy this game? Lmao
>>739666023The driving section in goldeneye was less linear than half the rest of the game
