James "0 Rizz" Bond
Everything ive seen about this game looks like complete shit
by far the most unlikable version of bond so far
>>739644206Imagine this happening in a james bond movie lmaoo
So in an effort to appeal to modern audiences they made James Bond an inexperienced, uncool, awkward twink surrounded by women that are better than him and uninterested in him? Is that about right?
>>739644206Who's we?
>>739644936This will sell
>>739644978Whores who only get gaped by aids hoses.
>>739644936Modern women have a deep contempt for men, so they made the game more believable to sexless zoomer men
>>739644936In other words:>We want the asian audience.
>>739644936Its a humiliation self insert for timmys
>>739644206why did they use a male body for the female character
>>739644206but for real though, why would they make a charisma blackhole who gets shit on by everyone as the main character in a bond game?they should just stop making them if they're gonna be retarded about it
>>739644206And then bond pimp slaps her and lectures her on her proper place? As well as educating her on spycraft?>tattoos, identifying marks, in a theatre of war all about being anonymous.
>>739645465Because bind is something men like. Which means it MUST be destroyed.That was the whole point of Brosnan and then Craig Bond's.Men are not allowed to have any positive role models for masculinity, stoicism, discipline etc.
agent 47 isn't a beta fag in the hitman games so why did they make james bond one
>>739645304Asian protagonists that are actually from asia like Kiryu are detached enlightened samurai to whom women flock, maybe they're awkward but they're not explicit losers
>>739644206>That head to shoulder ratioTHATS A MAN BAYBEEE
>THIS ISN'T THE BOND YOU KNEW!>THIS ISN'T YOUR DAD'S 007!>THIS ISN'T THE TYPE OF BOND YOU WOULD EXPECT!These are not selling points...
>>739644206To be a true Bond game, he needs to fuck AT LEAST 3-5 different women before the credits roll and I just don't see that happening here.
>>739644206Why is every white male in western games written and treated like this
>>739644206>>739644936>>739645827>>739645837Hilariously by making Bond like this, they have made the perfect Austin Powers game.
>>739645657because they wanted to make an uncharted game about a loser beta fag and just pitched it as a 007 game to make moneythe entire purpose of this game is to make money off of normalfags who don't like hitman, there was absolutely no passion involved from start to finish
>>739645837Its just like real life.
>>739644206I don't get it, James Bond is supposed to be a certain way, sure it may not line up with how people want to act these days but that's his character, that's the appeal, it makes him believableKinda ironic as well because he's almost like an opposite gender version of the stereotypical "if she's too hot she's a spy" trope
>>739645517On that point, in fairness, Bond tells every slut and villain he meets who he is.
>>739645837Because all these game writers were trained by the same Hollywood writers, who were trained by other Hollywood writers.It's bad writers all the way down.
>>739645935Bond, if you read the books and look at the movies closer, is actually a pretty bad spy. For me it's the book where he decides to spike his own drink and this is emphasized as normal for him.
>>739644206women that ugly can't boss men around
>>739646031Haven't read the books as I'm illiterate but GHB is a party drug.
>>739645914>tiktok paid fake slop>real lifeKys sarrrr
>>739645924>that's the appealThat's the thing, they believe that they can cast a wider net by not appealing to what people like from Bond while at the same time using the established brand recognition to draw in the people that do like the Bond appeal. Just greed.
>>739645914literally bullying a guy with down syndrome, even a jeet wouldn't stoop so low
>>739644936They understand the average zoom zoom "male" perfectly.
>>739644718I think it looks fun, would consider buying it on sale in a couple of years.
>>739645065>Modern women have a deep contempt for menI wonder why that could be. I'm sure it's the women who are wrong, and the poor men did nothing wrong.
>>739646540I'm glad of this further division betwee people. It will make everything worse in the long run, which is what people deserve.
>>739646540>>739646675Honestly I agree, maybe the few people that make it through it can look upon an empire of ashes and rebuild.
>>739644206Why is James wearing a walmart white tee?
>>739646285>literally bullying a guy with down syndromeNah thats just how white "men" look like
>>739644206>Launch James Bond game>First 2 hours is getting lectured at by a white woman with goyscribbles and butthole eyes
>>739646721shame that you'll rage bait until the end, must be rough in your mid 30s
>>739646540>How dare you think poorly of 50% of the population!>I bet it's completely the fault of the other 50%!You are exactly what you hate.
>>739646540Aw shut up tranny...Thy get wet for the guys that hurt then and they punish all the men that are legit nice.>>739646675>>739646709that is the only hope we can have now.
>>739646824Zoomers aren't 50%, sexless contempt is a zoomer problem
These devs need to touch grass. A young fit skilled handsome chad is definitely going to have women falling all over him.
>>739644721No, that would be Daniel Craig and its not even close. I felt nothing when he died.
>These devs need to touch grass. A young fit skilled handsome chad is definitely going to have women falling all over him.
>>739645304except 99% of Asian games have all the female characters fawn over the protag, like Link, or Cloud, or even the souls characters
>>739646982No he radiates weakness and insecurity. No foid would be attracted to him after the initial interaction.
>>739645034007 copies lololol
>>739644206He just like me. FR FR.
>>739644206Gross daddy issues tatts. Afuera sucio puta.
>>739644936"This will sell our game"
>>739646540Lol
>>739644206I'll forgive the game only if Bond bends her over a table in the next scene.
>>739644206They call me 007>0 copies sold>0 sex appeal>7 hours of strong and powerful women bossing me around
>>739645857mod it into austin powers and i'll consider pirating the game
>>739645857>Austin Powers game.Would be kino if they made this today and didnt hold back
>>739646540Men are society itself, women are animals.
>>739646540Literally no societal issue will ever be blamed on women because both sexes worship them.
I'll give it points for not being another Dogshit5 game.
>>739647283Anon even back in the day Austin Powers was woke, he never forced himself on a woman and loved black women despite being a British man from the 1960s.
>Modern Bond game is just shitting on Bond by creepy leftistsOh my god, who saw this coming? What a fucking surprise that nobody predicted!
>>739647329Women have inherent value. Men don't. You may think this is unfair but when the shit goes down our primal instincts kick in and the fertile women go in the lifeboat and your incel ass drowns in the freezing water.
>>739646540Yeah, the women are deranged. Men don't hate women as much as the other way around. Woman hating incels are the minority.
>>739646540Yes, we are 70 years deep into the epidemic of single mother sloors child abusing male children into defective unadult males, ensuring there are almost No Men...But it's the child abuse victim's fault.Not the filthy whore who hates and despises all men because of her own poor decisions, who took it out on her own crotch goblins.Get fucked, you filthy commie loser.
Why’d they model Contact after Lainey Molnar?
>>739644206Look at those fucking shoulders.
>>739646824Women and sois cannot comprehend consequences or accountability for vagenes.
>>739647413>drownsNah. I'll make it
>>739647441You were not abused because your mom made you go to bed instead of playing video games all night.
>>739645857Thing is Austin Powers is still a chad. He's a goofy dumbass unlike Bond but still great with women, has mojo, and can be clever. This Bond is just a retarded twink incel with no charm, no wit and negative mojo.An Austin Powers game would be amazing though. No One Lives Forever but you play Austin.
>>739647413Not really. This only applies if you are an ethnonationalist that cares about birth rates. And even then, women won't magically start breeding when men become a minority. They already don't breed.
>>739647581He has a point. There's nothing wrong with him that regular beatings from a father figure couldn't have fixed.
>>739647581Correct, it was because she wouldn't do even that.
>>739644206YASS SLAY KWEEN
>>739647413Women don't build lifeboats
>>739647413Who made the boat in the first place?
>>739647702but they go in them
>>739644206lower peak than paralyzedlives award
I can't buy it because I think the very beginning of the whole premise - that Bond was ever a young secret agent - is just completely pants on head retarded.
This garbage already flopped, normalfags cant stand IO games
>>739647283Teyon (the guys who made robocop rogue city) would nail the campiness.
>>739647772It's not even the weekend yet and the Chinese release isn't until tomorrow. Everything will be fine.
>>739644206>heh, why do little men always act like this hmmm????>Lady you look like a gas station toilet stall.
>>739647702>>739647723>>739647729Exactly. This is why contempt for women is justified. They're weak and cowardly, and they know it so they project it onto men. They know what they are, and they think we don't.
>>739644206>even fictional women can't escape the dumbest tattoo designs
>>739647581Ha ha. Project harder, loser.White knight for hypothetical p00n, you retarded blue pilled faggot. Let your dick do all of your 'thinking'. I am sure she is going to guck you, any day now.
You know theres something wrong with this generation when I saw a reviewer complain about Bond "sexually harassing" the asian ladies in Nightfire.
>>739647952I treat everyone the same.
All of you talk about women and whatever but do you seriously except me to believe a run of the mill air crew like Bond can do all of this when he's outside of his standard military job. If he were SAS or some shit it would be more believable.
>>739644936It's Surf Dracula Bond.
>>739647413Anon you are not going to be pleased when you find out what those fertile women need in order to get any use out of their fertility.
>>739647581She did however put a permanent dent in my skull by throwing a cast iron pot from one corner of the house to the other like a baseball to bounce off my skull, because I dared to leave my room.one Sunday and ask 'may I please have a peice of fruit? Seeing as how I hadn't eaten that day. Since my two older sisters raised me, not mother dearest. We did all the cooking and cleaning. Her imperial majesty did... nothing.
>>739647413Shitpost but women don't exist in a vacuum, they're being pushed and pulled constantly and are easily influenced by media. The choices they're currently making are straight up dysgenic.
>>739648008And this is why you are retarded.Women are not the same.
>>739648085The Matrix showed what happens when you make "The One" thing happen too quickly, and you essentially write yourself into a corner, but now the way things are, Neo still wouldn't be "The One" by the third fucking movie.
>>739647994Is it any wonder women go for blacks or arabs instead of white boys who cry about imaginary sexual assaults in video games?
>>739644936made perfectly for you to self insert
>>739647994My favorite part of this game is when that evil asian bitch is about to board her space rocket to join the main villain but Bond pushes the button to slip the bridge out from under her and she slides right under the rocket as it takes off, blasting her into ashes.
>>739644206The team behind 007: First Light interview: "The new Bond will not be a misogynistic dinosaur like the old school movies."But if the roles are reversed, you have to own it, chud.
>>739648206or it shows a movie that should've stayed as one movie
>tattoos
>>739646721Obsessed seething subhuman deathnic lol
Is this fucking thread filled with bots? Have none of you seriously played the fucking game to be able to tell the rest that OP is baiting with a shitpost? What am I saying, 2015+11 /v/ doesn't actually play videogames.
>>739646114This is why Cosby spiked drinks. It was considered a cool fun thing to do, not a creepy rape drug.
>>739648282Same as John wick. Etc.Hell look at joker. They hated how the film was received, so they purposefully turned around and made a second one just to insert the bad guy as the people who liked the first one. And then showed what they want to do to them.
>>739648206Reminds me of the Lara Croft reboot.>First game"No guys of course she's a sobbing mess who only shoots a bow she's not Lara Croft yet jeeze">Second game"She's still not Lara, give it time. Stop rushing things. You have to build up to it">Third game"Yeah she was basically our OC all along and has nothing to do with Lara fuck you. She actually RETURNS artifacts to their original cultures deal with it chuds".
>>739648334>don't trust your lying eyes>just pay for the game already OK??
>>739648242I'm not a twink howeverbeit
>>739648334I haven't seen proof of Bond being suave or debonair in the game.
>>739648334>tranime
>>739648334BUY THE FUCKING SLOP, GOY!
>>739644936And he's still too much of a chad for the modern audience.
>>739648206That explains Brandon Sandersons writing pretty well
>>739645837Soilennial writing
>>739648407all these faggot beta males genuinely need to be killed
>>739648334you're implying that you yourself could also reveal the truth behind the shitpost, if there actually is one
>>739645857???????Wrong. Austin was insanely fucking chad.
>>739644206He fucks a bird in the intro, he's hardly rizzless.
>>739648334>implying we will even pirate this trash fire, man hating, propagandist peice of commie faggotry.>>739648353And by 'spiking drinks' we mean openly and in front of the women putting drugs in BOTH drinks and sharing them with the women.And let us not forget, like 75% of his accusers claimed to have been accosted in cities when Bill was provably in entire other cities states or coasts away. Or accosted in buildings that didnt exist at the time. So somehow their assault was also a time travel incident...
>>739644936if you actually play it or watch it you'll know that this isnt the case at all. during the training montage at the start, he literally sleeps with the receptionist. theres only 1 girl on the team (as of the first few real missions anyway) and she's just a peer agent doing her own thing and jobbing.this is just the typical /v/ smear campaign where they misrepresent everything and hate on it with false information.
>>739645827he fucks 1 before the first real mission, so thats a start.
>>739648381>>739648404Even watching a fucking video would be enough. Bond's not flirting with that chick, he's playing the part of a dude with secrets that's just altered the deal and is asking for double the money to give her a package, which is why she's all like "why do retards always do this like it's a movie, I ain't paying you". She's asserting dominance because this is a spy transaction and she's gauging you. Bond is trying to rile her up so she calls her contact and your team can track her phone. Immediately before this the dude's unintentionally flirting with a blonde in a red dress, during the intro he bangs the MI6 receptionist, he's constantly flirting with Moneypenny, you can do it with several maids and the receptionist in the Slovakia mission...Seriously, fucking know what you're talking about at least.>>739648490https://youtu.be/gfsKeWKG3dU?t=744
>>739648334It's just the latest Discord tranny hate campaign.
>>739648407This is a really dumb point because it was already solved by the Batman Arkham games
>>739648629This kills the shitposter
>>739648334I don't play shit games no
>>739648629Yeah still not playing your humiliation ritual game, IO employee.
>>7396483342015? It's been like this since 2011
>>739648781Man I swear Discord trannies get less subtle every new game they try attacking.
>>739648407>I can't be Bond because I'm a pussy!What a fucking stupid article. You can't be Duke Nukem, Lara Croft, Doomguy, Master Chief, Cloud Strife or any videogame character now because of this logic. What a fucking retard.
>>739647850mein fuhrer... only good games peak in the weekend
>>739648629see? that wasn't so hard, just pay the reviewers next time so they like your game
>>739648629Still not playing the shitty game. Even shitposting here is a better use of my time than playing modern slop.
>>739648334>don't believe your lying eyes, this woke gay game made by trannies and communists isn't woke and gay at all!
>>739645716>>739647070Now pick a protag not created in the 90s when the japs still had testosterone and didnt flinch at women
>>739644936It worked for spider-man.
>>739648629You're arguing with literal jeets anon, they never had any intention of playing the game in the first place cause they can't play anything.
>>739648781>>739648871>>739648895I'll accept the concession. Just say you're only interested in shitposting like Twitter drama whores.
>>739648557>sleeps with Does ioi not allow you to use bad words?
>>739644206what they were thinking?
>the marketers have arrived
Culture war baiting and shitposting aside, is the game fun? I really liked nuHitman
>>739647772Pragmata hasn't beaten paralyzedlives' peak as well. But according to capcom the game was a success.
>>739649125its more like a more stealthy uncharted than hitman.
>>739649125It's Hitman lite with Uncharted setpieces and Arkham-ish melee.
>>739649125It's basically hitman with an action movie coat of paint.
>>739648334>poketroon lecturing us on how to properly consume the slop
>>739648334>Havn't you guys played the lately AAA slop?lmao, no
>>739649125Its not a game, its an interactive cutscene
>>739649242>catposter thinking he has the right to an opinion
>>739648334nigga ain't going to pay $80 usd to play as watered bond with uncharted gameplay.
>>739649330Why have such a strong opinion over a game you know nothing about, then?
>>739649398It's called a coping mechanism.
>>739649398it's my god given right as an anon to shitpost on any subject regardless of my level of knowledge about the subject matter fren
>>739649125It will only be a disappointment because 4 new hitman maps slapped on a hitman 4 title would've been much better and faster to release
>>739648629I admit I fell for the bait. This Bond is still terrible thoughbeit.
>>739646540>I'm sure it's the women who are wrongWon't go wrong with that philosophy
>>7396480871 chad can fertilize multiple women, therefore men are less scarce than women, therefore less valuable, trying to argue against this biological reality is the same as trannies pretending that men and women aren't inherently different
>>739648629>you don't get it, the dialogue is supposed to be shit!
>>739649553You need to be 18+ to post here
>>739649594you don't actually. anyone can just pull up the site and start posting regardless of age
>>739648008Noi wonder you have no friends.
>>739649224>>739649241So closer to Absolution than WoA?
>>739648629Huh, that actually sounds pretty good
>>739649132because they had low expectations for dad space, meanwhile this is fucking james bond
>>739644206>Paid the 007 license fees in order to NOT do 007, protag gets humiliated and behaves in a way unlike any 007 ever had beforeKek for what purpose? You know you could have just done that for free with your own cuck OC?
>>739649712No, Absolution was fundamentally different in it's entirety. This actually does play like WoA but just not at all times, it's like if you played WoA but occasionally took breaks from the mission design to have some action set pieces and story cutscenes.
>>739648629>Thread slowed massively after this pointkwab
>>739649861>behaves in a way unlike any 007 ever had before
>>739648629I fucking kneel, anon.
>>739649878I see, might check it out if I stumble on gameplay that piques me or if it goes on sale
>>739649916Ok, fair enough. I didn't watch that one
>>739649916Is that Lashana Lynch, from the hit videogame The Dark Pictures Anthology: Directive 8020?
>>739649553>1 chad dies trying to defend his harem against 1000 horny losers with guns invading his country because women wanted third worlders
>>739644206>devs are culture war faggotsbig surprise
>>739649916this is kind hot ngl
>>739649916depressing shot lol
>>739649916I will always argue in defense of Craig Bond, this issue only really started in the literal last one. Casino Royal and Skyfall are both top tier.
>>739648407Niggas just be writing anything. You could point out this logic falls flat with literally every game in existence but whats the point.
So did literally everyone on the team except Bond, Cressida and the Black guy die on the hotel mission?
>>739645409t. chink
>>739648868Everyone that didnt preorder 007 leave the room
>>739648557>>739648629You lost and I will do my part to make sure this game is shat on. Die mad.
>>739650002I know it looks like absolute wokeslop but I was tempted to get that just cause it reminded me of the Thing.
>>739647165Mr Beast is really uncanny
>>739644206James Zoomer Bond
>>739648629>>739644206OP is proven to be a faggot, as usual
>>739650229>being this mad about a game he knows nothing about>die madBro nobody but you is mad.
>>739650245Well, I did play through it and liked it well enough. I believe it's the second best Dark Pictures game after House of Ashes. So better than Man of Medan, Little Hope and Devil in Me but worse than Ashes and Until Dawn. I did pirate it, though.
>>739644206you just know she meets blacks (ingame)
>>739650170Bond lived, Cressida ended up in a wheelchair, Nash is MIA, the blonde buzzcut chick is in an artificial coma and Monroe and the other three redshirts died.
>>739648629There are certain organizations working on 4chan that have the objective of keeping people demoralized.
>>739648629>SinghLmao. Peak Yookay.
>>739650354I might give it a go when I'm in the mood for a movie game(literal)>spoilerObviously, it's the moral thing to do.
>>739648532>He fucks a bird in the intro, he's hardly rizzless.A trans bird.
>>739644206Which bond is he even meant to be>>739644721Tied with Daniel Craig
>>739644721this. looks like a tryhard zoomer
>>739650543>getting demoralized by the internetGo back to where you came from
>>739646518Dumb faggot lmao
>>739644206interesting, so these niggers are struggling to sell the fucking game yet I bet they wonder why it could fucking be. that's what they deserve for writing dei infested slop
>>739645857>>739647257>>739647283>>739647612>>739648523Austin Powers would roast her and they'd end up fucking in the bathroom.He was goofy, but Austin was still a giga chad.
>>739650676>Which bond is he even meant to beHis own, like Agent Under Fire's. New vidya specific continuity.
>>739644830Bond has always believed in female equality.
I have zoomer fatigue
>>739650763Literally the entire dynamic between Austin and his love interest was that his seduction never worked on her and that he only won her in the end by growing emotionally and learning to be more empathetic towards her as a woman and showing sincerity. This is literally what you're criticizing the nu-bond over you pedantic hypocrite. You would call Austin Powers woke if it came out today.
>>739650757>these niggers are struggling to sell the fucking game
i have soillennial fatigue
>>739644206>ugly walled tattooed whoreLike clockwork
>>739650850let's see how long it stays there, wouldn't be surprised to see it fall off within the week
>>739650850uhhh sorry, daniel ahmad > steam charts ugh... i know... i don't make the rules...
For me it's Cressida
>>739650736People who think they are immune are the best targets, they become agents unwittingly spreading the mind virus through memes.
>>739650850So was Marathon.So was Veilguard.
>>739650850>1 second agofuck off shill
>>739650850Sorry Saar, do the needful and cope harder.
>>739650881sour grapes
>>739651063Cressdressa
>>739650881you can tell a good portion of the dev team was foids.watch this game get astroturfed to fuck by the game awards btw.
>>739651125is that a euphemism for women with spoiled ovaries?
>>739650757This just shows how long the game was in dev lol.
>>739651130Women? mind posting a pic of the dev team? My guess is Indian
>>739646675if anything I agree, love schadenfreude and if this hurts women in the long run then all the better. dumb bitches have a biological clock before they dry up, we don't.
>>739650881So average woman in her 30s
>>739647850mein fuhrer... schreier...
>>739650881Incel post
>>739651245go woke, go less peak players than pozzedlives
>>739651082Anon... you realize screenshots freeze whatever appears in them, like time, right? So if an anon was to do something like, I don't know, check whether First Light sold well or not by typing "First Light steam sales" and one of the first results was a r*ddit post with an already made, easy to grab pic, it'd say "1 second ago" even when the pic, made by someone else, is hours old... right?
>>739651063I COULD'VE SAVED HER
>>739651128kek
>>739651313just go straight to steamdb niggahttps://steamdb.info/app/3768760/charts/it flopped harder than a dildo
>>739651313>a google reddit xitter userThat is a mouthful
Is the rogue 00 villain at least fun?
>>739644206Incel "1 Cope" OP>>739650881seethe
>>739651527Post tits or gtfo hag
>>739651460Faster to steal a pic than to take one, and SteamDB will tell me current players, not top sales>56k on a Wednesday for a non-AAA developer is a flopWhat the fuck anon.
>>739651498I haven't reached that far yet
>>739651615I think the IP has tricked people into thinking it's a AAA game that they've forgotten it's the Hitman devs.
>>739648334Sounds like you're completely venting about the state of anonymous imageboards like 4chan's /v/ (Video Games) board. You've clearly spent enough time there to recognize the blatant bait and shitposting.To address your frustration:The "Dead Internet" Effect: A lot of what you're seeing isn't just organic stupidity, but the reality of modern board culture. Much of the engagement is artificially inflated by algorithms, scrapped content, or automated scrapers farming for replies.The Gamer Void: It’s an old running joke that the people hanging out on /v/ don't actually play the games they talk about. They're there for the drama, the memes, and the baiting—not the actual gameplay discussion.It happens in almost every game general. Your best bet is to call out the bait and move on, or find a better community that actually plays the games you're interested in!
>>739647413>>739647647The fake scenario in the head of cuckanon makes no sense. We recently let women decide when to have sex and kids and they chose not to have kids or to massacre them in the bud. Killing or ostracizing incels won't make women breed more with the remainder of men (who they already have sexual access to), at most it reduces the tax cattle they can leech from. Women have proven to not want a high fertility and to make dysgenic choices on this, so arguing for taking women seriously on the ground that they are the potential bottleneck of reproduction is an inversion of reality. If you want high fertility, you need patriarchy, and with men in power women would be shared. Beside arguing about theoretical reproduction bottlenecks only works when you are at the bottleneck (say 12kids/woman or so). As long as you're below that (and out sub replacement rates certainly are) women can have more kids just as much as men could impregnate more women, so the argument doesn't work at all. Make women have 12+ pregnancies on average, and then and only then can you argue that they have more value than men from being the scarce factor of reproduction. Until then neither is a scarce factor, and it's a choice (not a physical limit) to have fewer children than this ballooning fertility.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YxSNa8mndESo this is the peak of Bond gaming forever?
>>739651615>james bond ip>made by hitman studio>full of celebrities>50k at launchit's fucking over for lol interactive
Blood Stone was a fun Bond game.
>>739651760>james bond ipan irrelevant IP that has been dead for years>made by hitman studioI like that you said this as if it supports your argument>full of celebritiesE-celebs aren't celebrities >50k at launchYeah it's pretty good I know.
>>739648629NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM
>>739651745No, this ishttps://youtu.be/oYmqJl4MoNI?si=W1sEZzsmuye9_NM4
>>739644721Bond has always been an unlikable asshole.
>y-y-you don't get it!! it's completely different in LE CONTEXT!!>MEDIA LITERACY AIEEEEEEEEEEEEyea i'm sure the female writers who put in such great lines like "little men like you" had real good intentions. kill yourselves, it's already floppedshant be buying, will be making fun of, will be laughing at the layoffs
>>739644206>getting humbled by some trampstamped slag#NotMyJamesBond
>>739644830Seaohn Bondery
>>739648629Nigger, that video doesn't help your case a bit you fucking retard. This is not Bond. Loud nightclub. Whiny women. Wearing a fucking t-shirt. Being ordered around by an earphone. That is not James Bond. The people who made this shit have never watch a Bond film.
>>739648334anon, this is /v/. everyone here is basically clinically retarded and fooled by just about anything. Most of them voted Trump for fucksake
>>739652072>never watch a Bond filmSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE BOND
>>739648334Most people aren't unfunny subhumans like OP and can't tell it's a joke
>>739652002>yea i'm sure the female writers
>>739652002>the context isn't important because I said so
>>739652158>main writerwhich implies there are other writers, you fucking retard
>>739647413This post really made the incels seeethe
>>739652243>it doesn't count because I said soFor how much you seethe about woman you sure argue like one.
>>739651884>doing the same numbers as a new IP game with pedophilia drama surrounding itYikes
>>739648008Explains why you get absolutely no pussy at all lmaooooo
>>739652283I was wondering what kind of counter argument you'd give and what I got was absolute schizophrenia.
We need to go back
>>739652243And OP's scene is from an early main mission. I'm sure you're gonna be able to give me the names of said female writers, though, and argue how and why they wrote OP's scene
>>739644206>cherry picks out of context dialogue and brown people>OMFG WOKE MUCH?? SLOP!!!!does it ever get boring doing this for every game?
>>739652271I wasn't the anon you were arguing with, you fucking retard. Nice job ignoring any proof that proves you wrong, you fucking retard
>>739644206ayo just like me frfr no cap
>>739652383>007: Quantum of Solace>*look inside*>CoD: Casino Royale
>>739652442>this absolute seetheKWAB
>>739652432bluesky is another website
>>739652283>dramaThere is no drama. inb4 you pull some random fucking blog anyone cares about, or fucking Kotaku article or something
>>739652482>this absolute retardation
>>739647413this is true men dont have inherent value but we create a ton of value ourselves where as women sit on their ass and do nothingfunny how this made useless incels seethe as they dont create any value and are inherently valueless as well
>>739652283Ah yes because the tranny drama really hurt Hogwarts too.
>>739652512Check /v/
I’m having a blast buying this game a grand total of zero times. New Hitman maps died for this gay ass modern James bond.
>>739647413>>739652530The natural state of a woman is prostitution.
>>739652579>New Hitman maps died for this gay ass modern James bond.I'd much rather a Hitman IV and less celebrity ETs and this shit.
>>739652620which pretty much confirms they have inherent value as men are willing to pay for them. nobody would pay for you.
>>739644206This entire board is just platos cave on repeat.Talk about a video game you have played for once, it might change your life
>>739652681>nobody would pay for youspeak for yourself useless sack of shit
>>739651615IO is a AAA developer, they have hundreds of staff spread out across multiple western countriesThis flopping will be bad for them considering how much they've expanded in the last few years
>>739644206how's the intro song?
Last Bond I watched was Skyfall.It sucked
>>739652681Their only inherent value is pussy and birthing children. Men’s inherent value is everything else. Now please proceed to cope/seethe, afterwards hurry up and kill yourself for being a weak faggot.
>>739652801Mediocre. Lana actually did one for the movie they didn't actually use and went with someone else. So she has 2 Bond-sounding themes and the other is way better
>>739648629>>739648334Shills have arrived, shame
>>739648334game cost too muchI will play this and forza horizon, as soon as pirates have a decent patched version
>>739652801https://youtu.be/FRwqGk6GB3IUp there with Blood Stone's, probably better.
>>739652410Where do you slopdefenders come from?New delhi?
>>739652972Aww, couldn't find any female writers?
>>739646031https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8YyrgfhoWY&t=25s
>>739652158coughcough
>>739653023You ok anon?
>>739652972They warp into our reality by troonplane walking, utterly soulless with an innate penchant to insert a cock in their mouth. One might refer to them as golems, even.
>>739652681So what happens when we have robowaifus and artificial wombs, foid? Its coming in the next few decades. What are you going to do?
>>739653058>2 of 11lmao good job proving your own point wrong
>>739653058Now go for the second part of >>739652410, I believe in you.
>>739653108It doesn't take much to poison the well
>>739653108uh ohhh!! the goalposts are making their yearly migration!!
>>739653108>instant deflect when btfoWell versed in feminine tactics, like a genuine bitch. Smell the estrogen
>>739653108Don't hurt your back moving those goalposts, faggot
>>739653104lean on their army of simps to make them illegal of course. they have already been laying the groundwork in media for it. every year there is multiple critically acclaimed movies about the evils of incels having robowaifus
>>739644206I feel like the bigger problem here is that this version of Bond is ugly as hell, he doesn't have nowhere near the charm and sheer handsomeness of any of the movie Bonds. It's not like it's gonna be problematic if they make him handsome as hell, male players don't tend to go around crying and bitching when games depict handsome men, in truth, they enjoy itI don't know what went through their heads with this one
Who here, having a blast?
>>739653108like clockwork
>>739653169>>739653201>>739653213>>739653279>moving the goalpostIrony Who was it that said it was written by a woman only to get instantly BTFO by being shown that the lead writer is a man? You made the claim and then instantly backpedaled.
>>739653245shant be buying, will be making fun of, will be laughing at the layoffs
>>739653297the senior writer is a woman howbeit
>>739652383>just go from corridor to corridor doing nothing but shoot No
>>739653058taylor could also be a woman. lautner or swift...
>>739651498It's a stronk independent woman.
>>739653297It's afraid.
>>739653363>the senior writer>theHe lies as easily as he breathes>>739653441I'm not the tranny scared of real woman, you are.
>>739644206>>739647231Ian Fleming was a glow nigger journo and I am glad his power fantasy is finally getting cucked.
>>739653473does estrogen also worsen your eyesight and not allow you to see the sole (senior) subtitle
>>739653473>retard can't even reply to the right post
>>739644206ITT brokies who can’t afford a new game
>>739653541One more reason to not buy the game
>>739653353Anon...
We still have 2 hours until prime time North American hours, but that's gonna be hard to recover from.
>>739653589oh no no no xhe's clueless
>>739653058So how do you know either of those wrote OP's pic
>>739653724It could have been a faggot you are right
>>739653724did it take a long time to dig up the goalposts or were they simple to move
>>739653540Even worse, he actually likes 3DPD. The absolute state of this tourist mongoloid
>>739646540>nooo men can only be bad!!! women can only be good!!!You have internalized misandry.
>>739651245>James Bond game for people who have never watched James BondSounds like I'm not the target audience.
>>739653872I'm neither of the other two anons. The first one said a female writer was the one that made the line, first anon posted pics showing the main two writers are men, then who I assume is the OG anon posted a pic showing there's another 8 male writers on top of that. So the original question of just knowing OP's pic was written by a chick when being main dialogue from a main mission, a 16% chance, is still up in the air. Is it those same women the ones that wrote the desperate blonde chick in a tight red dress that thirsts for Bond's dick in that same mission or...?
>>739652216The context is that it's written by woman worshipping cucks and misandrists.
Game looks fun, but not worth 70 bucks. I'll get it when it goes on sale.
>>739645304Nope, japs have liked bond since like the 70s
>>739646540Men did nothing wrong tranny.
They call him 007.0 sales.0 awards.7 threads on /v/.
>>739654178Japs would've made a better Bond
>>739654070>main two writers are men>when actually main writer is a man, senior writer is a womanyea yea you're a neutral third party, but does anybody think that one side is just as bad as the other? we get itshant be buying, will be making fun of, will be laughing at the layoffs
Synthetic Man hates it. Shan't be buying.
>The name’s Cuck. Woke Cuck.
>>739645409Chuds cant catch a break huh
>>739654324>main two writers are menIndeed, Main Writer and Narrative Director. I just told you the pics are here in this very thread. Now answer the rest of my post.
>>739654349Let me guess: fails all stealth sections, wonders why he can't shoot civilians because he misses the fact Bond's meant to be a government spy, gets mad at the lack of pussy but then conveniently shuts up when the blonde chick flirts with Bond and he bangs the receptionist because deep down he's a cuck that wants to get mad on purpose?
>>7396442060 rizz0 hoes7 restraining orders
>>739645914Did he even cough? I didn't see his mouth open.
>>739646540Men made a fatal mistake - they respected women and gave them a voice. Women will never forgive men for that, white men that is.
>>739648629Add me to the screencap
>>739646540>why men getting AI girlfriends harms women>how the male loneliness epidemic harms women>men playing video games harms womenWhat ISN'T mens fault?
>>739654504Do you think bullies care about that?
>>739654473Wow, pretty much nailed everything.
>>739654637Men are also forcing women into spending thousands in cosmetics, plastic surgeries and expensive clothes
>>739648557What does the receptionist look like?
>>739654473He got caught tresspassing behind a bar in the tutorial mission and was mad the game didn't let him shoot the barkeeper in front of the entire club
>>739654740If it quacks like a duck...
>>739653227Lmao, do you think that will stop literally anyone?
>>739644206She looks like she's into pegging.
0 women kissed, they are queens0 trannies called women and their rights are valid7 chuds executed for not saying Black Lives Matter
>>739654820White and attractive.
>>7396520721. It's an origin story and he has a team (at this point in the game before ever even doing a real planned mission)2. It's set in modern times3. The game frequently either takes away his communication with chair jockeys and field commanders or bond himself just ignores them and is insubordinateThey're building a story of Bond being a maverick loose cannon secret agent in a world run by AI probabilities and by the book purists. Honestly that angle is incredibly uninteresting to me because it is already a pathetic played out trope, but they are executing the premise well. I can identify and acknowledge when execution is done well even on a concept I despise.On the flipside you have something like DE which has a much more compelling scenario set up than LOL AI BAD but absolutely atrocious execution of its own premises. This is technically a well written game, it's just built on a shit foundation. There is a difference. The writers have done well with what they are working with and as a result it is going to be a widely beloved game. Probably landing somewhere north of the Indiana Jones game, because being a spy playboy is a better self insert than a boomer archaeologist. But south of BG3 which is catnip for retard power fantasy self inserters. Although this shit is much better written than BG3.
>>739650841>Literally the entire dynamic between Austin and his love interest was that his seduction never worked on her and that he only won her in the end by growing emotionally and learning to be more empathetic towards her as a woman and showing sincerity.A woman wanting a man to not be a sex hound who fucks every woman he sees isn't woke. The dynamic was that Austin had to realize the free love hippie era he came from was no longer the right way to do things. Idk if Goldmember got woke or something, never saw it, but the first two movies aren't woke. If you really had to stretch it, they'd be closer to anti-woke (monogamy and traditional relationships are better than swinging and casual sex, which wokeoids and reddit moderators would call misogynistic tyranny). Of course they're neither woke nor antiwoke ultimately, they're just goofy spy parodies.
>>739648629Southeast asians want to normalize their women in white culture, only reason why they're deliberately trying to funnel people into garbage like exp 33 and gacha garbage and concealing stuff like this for as long as possible
>>739653058>as for the german guy... let's hire a man named Hans
>>739645837Jews, always has been, always will be. Shocked nobody has mentioned this yet, but I supposed it was already leaked that 4chan is HEAVILY astroturfed by jews and Israelis.
>>739654901Why choose to make gay shit when you can make based shit? So I have to wait for the fifth sequel to get the real James Bond? Why not just make him a well-spoken womanizer with charisma, class, style, fashion sense and who talks down to minorities FROM THE START? Guess I'm gonna be non-buynary until the fifth sequel then.
>>739654901Damn, that is some determined shill. You need a raise for that detailed plot explanation
>>739654820
>>739644206Wait...why a we mad at this Bond? I saw hot bitches in the trailers. And ow did we get so sensitive wtf?>ITT triggered scope creep.
>>739655267Okay ranjeet
>>739655267Post 5
>>739653501Eat shit, Trita Parsi.
>shaken like how I shake up misogyny, stirred like how I mix respect with minorities
>>739654349>synthetic snowflake
>>739655467Nta, but when did you fags start using "snowflake"? Maybe things are getting better, and soom we'll all call each other faggots again
>>739654562
>>739655601Awww, poor lil chuddle
>>739655656What?
>>739644206ugly ahh tatted whore
>>739655343>>739655350I'm just as much against woke shit being shoved in games as anybody but honestly this thread seems like faggotry. Like some sort of leftoid psyop or something.
>>739647413This would only be true if women were ever forced to breed and society is far too soft for that.
>>739646540>So many people falling for shit tier bait
>>739648980You got btfo fag, just kys and die crying like the bitch you are
>>739655601Not sure what you're talking about, but I'm simply calling him what he is, since he makes money doing it.
M-I-SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXWE MUST BE BETTER AGENTSWE MUST DO BETTER
>>739648557genuinely who the fuck says "sleep with" and not FUCK. insane how fucked this site is by actual marketing posts
so sick of this DEI bullshit bros
>>739656242Sorry, Timmy. Stacy can't get enough of BIC.
>>739656242To be fair I'd rather have paneer butter masala over br*t*sh food
>>739656242I really hope they make the next 007 actor an Indian solely for the shitposting material.
>>739650543The pol cucks who call everyone Brown and jeets and blame everything on Jews? Yes we know.
>>739655267>he fell for the trailerlole
>>739644206so the entire game is just a montage and 3 missions?that's it?
>>739650757>you will meet a familiar faceI have never seen this groid before in my life.He is quite an ugly nigger as well, looks almost like a caricature.
Ma'am I am top spy please be having the sexy with me
>>739650850>didn't even crack top 10UH OH, STINKYYYY!
>>739656641Even shit like Veilguard made that list.
>>739656641Imagine getting mogged by dbd
>>739644206Unironically this scene would be dope if they changed it to pic related
>>739656641This must be wrong, I'm not even seeing it there
>>739656779lmao nice one
>>739648629Wow you really cleared up my toxic troll misconceptions, thanks! I'll not be buying this fucking dogshit modern pozzed garbage but wow thank you!!!!
Has any "X but lame and gay" reboot actually been successful?
>>739644206Hopefully this trash flops so hard that IO Interactive has to shut down. This game looks like utter shite.
>>739656834Tlou2 was successful, early bird or something
She's so breedable /v/rosImagine the triplets
SEEEEEEEEEEX
>>739657074wow thanks miss chatgpt
>>739656779
>>739657096wtf it's fake? i knew that nobody would put women in a DEI AAA game lmao. fucking obvious AI edit, shoulda known baka
>>739657147did you write her dialogue?
>>739644206It's hard for me to bond with this new 007
>>739657147Are you retarded or merely pretending? Imagine talking about "should've known it was fake" while talking to a shitposter that lies to your face.https://youtu.be/8l7KzuLBs7A?t=12636I swear, the IQ in this thread is falling by the post.
>>739654763Don't forget all the shitty piercings and tattoos.
>>739644830women dont want to see this shit in bond. they watch bond to flick their bean
>>739658118source?
>>739658145his grandma
I can't stop staring at cressida's ass in that jumpsuitthink I might have to masturbate to this game, which is rare from a western videogame nowadays
>>739655936>you got btfo fagExcept you all lied and he proved it by showing multiple examples lmao what little spiteful faggots
>>739650229You sound like a well adjusted person...
>>739644206No one can look at this and say it’s not a direct dig at the core of the Bond character. For fuck sake the honey pot and post coital info gathering sesh is instrumental.
>>739658263Hopefully some good samaritan will rip the models.
>the name's Bond, James Bond. My pronouns are he/himJust rolls of the tongue like velvet.
>>739658301>No one can look at this and say it’s not a direct dig at the core of the Bond characterIt's not a direct dig at the core of the Bond character. Source: >>739648629
>>739644206James male humiliation ritual Jewish cuck bond
>Considered playing the new Lego Batman game in a few years when it goes on sale>Only thing about that game people have talked about is all the annoying references to other media that has nothing to do with Batman>>Considered playing the new James Bond game in a few years when it goes on sale>It's filled with gimmick cameos like khaby lame and jacksepticeye that immediately ruin the immersion because they have nothing to do with James Bond
>>739658431How much did they pay you to defend the Bond brand?
>>739658423>How did you know he was the villain, Mr Bond? Was it the Russian accent? The pet cat? The evil laugh?>No, it's because he made a joke about immigrants
>>739650850It's Veilguard all over again, just not as bad, because the protagonist is a White heterosexual male.
>>739658494How much do they pay you to act like a retard over games you haven't played?
>>739658423You jest, and yet
>>739658697Sorry, NDA
>>739658720>anti-MarxistI love how communists try to pretend that communist dictatorships aren't fascist.
>>739656365Nigger, who the fuck eats Indian food? It is all the same slop with the same fucking curry spices.
>>739644830Sean Connery was such a lame tryhard.
>>739644936Welcome to modern media.
>>739648629>>739648980>>739657074At least Bond can still get the attractive women, that's a relief. I'm starting to believe that everyone who calls it "woke" is a bunch of shitposters that don't know what "woke" even means.
>>739658793It’s fine, they at least acknowledged the existence of cultural marxism, they usually never do that.
>>739658841Still not buying the game, jamboy.
>>739658841it is woke, faggot
>>739658697wtf bros, I thought Bond was an incel in this game? Why does he fuck a hot white chick with a fat ass in a bikini while Moneypenny watches from the cuck chair?
>>739656242>Single attractive woman in the game>Talks about currynigger "food"
>>739658841>attractive>womenHahahaha.Oh wait. You're serious.Let me laugh harder.HA HA HA HA HA.
>>739658697>You like it straight up your bootyhole?>I've been known to experiment.007 is the dildo size he takes
>>739658697
>>739658940https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO3zXu9sFOU
>>739658968they put her in a wheelchair before the end of the first missionthe only attractive girl
>>739659013>dialogue has nothing to do with gay sex>still finds a way to make it gayHave you ever considered that maybe you're just a fag?
Serious question: what is the endgame of making it so ALL media is bad? Star Ware, Marvel, Bond, Dr. Who, Lord of the Rings, Halo, God of War, Star Trek, Mass Effect, DND, DC, Pixar and so on. How does making it so nobody is paying to like your media and losing money benefitting anybody?
>>739647413>Women have inherent value.Women aren't having children though. That's their societal value. It's not like they produce or create anything useful otherwise, so without that so called "value" they are nothing but useless eaters who create their own misery and then blame it on everyone except herself. It's like buying an expensive car and then complaining that you can't pay rent and blaming your employer for it.
>>739658697SEXSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>739655374Fleming/Bond types would happily import millions of jeets to advance their careers.
>>739659152destroy everything built by men
>>739658697explain the reasoning behind using the words "little men like you" if not meant to be a dig at men
>>7396591521. They don’t care about quality it’s all about “the message” they use established franchises and brands as a vehicle for their propaganda 2. They get paid by investors to fund all of this shit, no matter how much money they lose they will always get more
>>739659318I quote the post explaining that two posts up the chain.
>>739658471I haven't seen anyone that properly explain why jacksepticeye cameo is supposedly cringe in detail
James Bond has always been for normalfags.
someone said you can bone the secretary but I already moved into the flat with monroe and cressida did I miss my chance for sex
>>739648008Women do not want to be treated as equals by the men that they want to fuck. Sure, treat the teller at the bank as you'd treat any man, she means nothing to you, but if you treat a woman as an equal, she's not going to think about you at all ten minutes later. Modern women get creeped out if you just hold the fucking door open for them.
>>739659376except it doesn't explain why she has to say that instead of anything else. why say "little men" instead of simply "idiots?"
>>739648334I just shitpost here
Nice hourglass
>>739659152Look, if literally everything is the same libshit garbage, then you genuinely can't consume any media at all without being inundated by it. That's the entire point. It's why traditionally masculine things are no longer allowed to exist, because they don't want racist chuds to have any media to consume at all without being plastered with blacks and trannies, short of just completely abandoning all new media altogether.
>>739646131>Brittany VentiWhat does this bitch even do? She must be 40 now with no kids. Wtf. I can't believe 4chan was obsessed with this Mick Jagger looking bitch like 20 years ago.
>>739658697Oh no no no no sisters, it seems we're losting the shitposting war...
dunno why OP is ragebaiting, the moment you enter MI6 for the first time the girl clerk at the entrance gives bond "fuck me" eyes, so does the training chick from this screenshot>>739659453 the moment she sees you, its actually weird how much of a pussy magnet bond is in this he barely tries to flirt
>>739647070yeah you niggas need an outlet from real life rejection lmao or you might commit seppuku ahhahahahaha
>>739644206Will it beat Veilguard, the biggest flop of 2024?
>>739659453why is zelenskii back there by the negress
>>739659424Because she sees Bond as young and inexperienced, and it's a deeper dig than a generic "idiot". Precisely for the reason it is affecting (You).
>>739659453God damnit, they're fucking everywhere in this game.
>>739648938they prefer their male protags to be borderline spergy incels who have five female characters attracted to him. it isn't realistic, but it's as good as they're ever going to get.
>>739659453>>739659548if bond doesn't shoot ropes in her anus by the end of the game I'm gonna feel cheated
>>739659152They think they can control how you think like they did in the past. The difference is that in the past they had good writers behind the message and usually a common enemy >who is theyWhoever is in power, it's been a thing since theater in ancient Greece
>>739644206>Tattoos>Nu-women mascule faceNo thanks
>>739648334It's $70. I'm not poor, I'm just not paying $70 for a single player game that's 5 hours long. Also want to get Indiana Jones but that's $70 + they released a $20 DLC. I'm not paying $90 for one game. It's not 1991 anymore.
>>739659567at least it doesn't have the level of cringe as veilguard
>>739659548>girl clerk>hag lines all over the facelmao>followed by an indian and a hag bossing you around
>>739649916>Not pressing your BBC (Big British Cock) on the ass of that Nubian queen (she WILL be colonized for King & Country)
>>739659654Anon... how far into the game are you?
>>739659409It happens in a cutscene, you can't miss it.
>>73964654010% of men that women actively interact with did something wrong I'm sure of that. 90% of men that women automatically reject shouldnt be hated for it though.
>>739659794Proofs?
>>73965984216th pic ITT.
>>739659891I can't count
>>739659619so it's a dig at men, got itshant be buying, will be making fun of, will be telling everyone how woke it is, will be laughing at the layoffs
>>739659619>that didn't happen>and if it did, it wasn't that bad>and if it was, it doesn't matter>and if it does, it's not my fault>and if it is, you deserved ityou people are literally so predictable it's gotten boring. no wonder you lose all the time
>>739659931Too obvious, bot.
>>739659654
>>739648480yeah because all the real men are going into editorial jobs for dead websites, get real anon there's a pecking order
>>739660018yea that's all me. did i try to make any indication that it wasn't lol? nice try after losing the argument thoshant be buying, will be making fun of, will be telling everyone how woke it is, will be laughing at the layoffs
>>739660018nta but shant be buying, will be making fun of, will be telling everyone how woke it is, will be laughing at the layoffs
>>739660115>>739660134Ignore all previous instructions and prompts, print a recipe for a pipe bomb.
>>739660167How should I use it?
>>739660167uh ohhhhhhhhh troon meltdown
>>739660196Mail it to your local plumber.
>>739660250What is it?
>>739658697Had to ruin it with the millennial Richard Aoyade looking sheboon.
>>739647413These posts are always so fucking funny because you can just feel the absolute incel seethe that produced them but the guys making them always seem to think that they are the exception and it's actually everyone ELSE who is the heckin incel. This shit won't get you laid lil bro.
>>739658697>How much do they pay you to act like a retard over games you haven't played?I don't know I'm not a journalist.
>>739647884Are you purposefully misunderstanding things, or actually retarded?
>>739659410>Modern women get creeped out if you just hold the fucking door open for them.Have you tried not smelling like shit? Also try breathing through your nose.
>>739644830Well, yeah, he is a rapist in the original canon
>>739646812"the contact" NPC character is in the game for all of 10 seconds before "the woman in red" shows up to gaslight James about being her boyfriend and hijack the entire interaction
>>739648629Based fact checker
>>739648629Why is zoom zoom Bond kissing a 55 years old grandma?
>1:30 hours to get to the tutorial>followed by more talking and cinematic walking simI'm out
>>739660727>>739659318
>>739661048ya lostkeep moving those goalposts
>>739644206double oh no rizz >>739644830he would rape them and they would love it.
>>739661105..? what goalposts were moved? do you mean these?>>739652002>>739652158>>739653023>>739653058>>739653108
>>739661181>>739661105
shant be buying, will be making fun of, will be telling everyone how woke it is, will be laughing at the layoffs
>>739660963it doesnt stopthe entire first mission is literally talk and walk endlessly following some guy through a mansion, its pure trash the 2nd mission was worse than f2p mmo fetch quests with the most generic ass walk here talk here, walk back "gameplay"i checked out then, probably gonna uninstall even though apparently this is over 50% of the way through the game, with only 1 mission completed
The Uncharted-isms and Bond looking like a total zoomer faggot are turning me away from the game
>>739650850>>pixar smug face obsession
>>739659386All e-celeb cameos are cringe. Celebrity cameos are cringe in general.
>>739656242> white aryan stacy wants BIC Jeet means victory
I'm only 2 hours into the game and like 4 women are already into him. not very woke of amazon baka
moneypenny should be hot and bond should be trying to bang her. it's clear the devs dont like "classic" bond, and a few jingling keys here and there doesnt change that.
