What would you do if Samus was your coworker?
My job as usual? The thing I get fucking paid to do? What kinda retarded question is this?
>>739646371kill myself and then her.
>>739646371>he posted it again
>>739646980in that order?
what would you do is samus aran came into your lair and wouldn't get off your couch
>>739646371ask her if she can teach me how to become a ball and roll away from work
>>739646371>no game where you play as Samus' tech support guy>no game where she's doing aerobics on the ship while you're trying not to look at her
>>739647834He's a suicide bomber so he'll die first.
Probably try to avoid her like i do all the other dumb cunts at work
>>739646371At least AI likes pokies
>>739646371I'd actually start enjoying going to work
>>739646371I beg for her to take me to space.
>>739646371win?
>>739649532Backstory?
...Have you PLAYED a metroid game? Take out a fucking life insurance policy, being Samus's coworker is a death sentence
>>739649532>I have to do actual work all day while this bitch just makes tiktoks showing off her fake push up bra tits
>>739646371general butch wasn't supposed to be a documentarian...
>>739654026A defeated man
>>739654384literally me
>>739654384>>739649532>>739654026He’s literally watching shit on his phone.
>>739646371Sharing a cubicle with Samus? Erm, I guess that's a thing I do now.
>>739649532I feel angry at her. That smile and head tilt thing she does fills me with rage.
>>739649532Wholesome
>>739646371Have an affair with her.
>>739646371Nothing. I would simply ignore her. I do not interact with women in my workspace.
>>739655323he's playing gacha
>>739659160but his hands are near the controls
>>739659229aren't*
>>739654384>When u this nigga and u are taco bell (4 crunchy tacos, 2 bean cheese rice burritos) and u were a fat ass at lunch and also went to McDonalds for a strawberry shake and u r lactose intolerant and forgot your lactaid pills and you're praying to the One True God that your intestines don't explode from holding in the biggest fart of your life next to the vain QT
>>739646371I'd dress up as Ridley so that she would screw-attack me all day at work.
I made a thread like 5 minutes ago.The thread was a joke and was intended to find out if people even read the post or if they just skip right by it when they see a picture of an e-celeb and go "WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES FAGGOT VIDEO GAMES VIDEO GAMES"This board is a joke.It is filled to the brim with random, irrelevant bullshit./v/ bitches and moans if you post a famous e-athlete like donk and then sees absolutely nothing wrong with this.You can tell me that /v/ should have a strict definition for what constitutes "video game discussion" but you can't have both in the same universe.
>>739646371Open office layouts are the devil.
Ask how she went from space bounty hunting to working a back office job at the German Employment Agency.
Ignore her like I ignore all of my other coworkers?I'm at work to afford rent and alcohol, not treat it like a social event.
>>739649532why is there a prostitute in the office? I thought they did away with that in the 80s
>>739646371I don't get it, how are we coworkers? Are we working in an office? Why is she a generic office worker now? If not, are we bounty hunting together? How am I going to pull my weight in this case? What is zebes's tax policy?
>>739662837it never went awayhell, elon musk will pay his employees to get pregant with his cum
>>739646371>erect nips on samusnice
>>739646371source!
>>739646371I'd go into the bathroom after she's taken a dump and sniff.
We try to not sexualize Samus. She's pretty young.
>>739646371probably be worried about my life because I'm working at the same place as someone who keeps showing up in places that explode, including entire planets
>>739646371I am surprised how openai still allows image2 to gen quite a bit of NSFW>erect nipples under clothes or sometimes free nipples out of clothes(with deep cleavage)>really big asses and tits>clothes really digging between cheeks, almost nude
>>739665471Samus is older than most of the people on this site
My job. Unless i'm caught up with my workload and just leave early, god willing. Like sure i'll make conversation in passing like i do everyone else. If one thing leads to another, sure it's happened before, but I doubt she'd be interested. Not the end of the world.
Does she leave her shoes under her desk?
>>739646371Why is a courier sitting at a desk?
>>739667290Hacking the terminal to disable Helios One's sentry turrets.
sex with balls
>>739646371samus always came of as likeable and friendly in the games, not that dommy momy sex amazon people make her out to be online nor some anti social "girlboss"
>>739646371saar would u rape the samus if u saw her saar
