Dateline: Washington, D.C. Now that the Co-ordinated Hate Campaign (CHC) has failed and players are preparing for Season 2 of Marathon, CHC Saboteurs are looking to "up the ante." Rumours abound in Elite Hacking circles that the Axis of Chuds (Asmongold, AztecRoss, Paul Tassi) are looking to initiate a DDOS-style attack on Bungie servers before June 2nd unless their demands are met and Destiny 3 is 100% confirmed. They previously tried to kidnap Sony CEO Hiroki Totoki to achieve this goal but, being Chuds, they mistakenly kidnapped a random Japanese schoolboy from a bus stop instead, thinking it was Totoki, and had to apologize to the boy's mother after the mistake was realized, three weeks later. Reports indicate that Arc Raiders players want to join the attack with the goal of instituting Aggression Based Matchmaking (ABMM) across ALL games (ironic, yes), but these measures are considered too extreme even for the Chud Triumvirate. Stay safe out there, Runners.
>>739659496The (((UESC))) is behind this somehow, I just know it.
