>"No, just a regu-well, I haven't treated myself in a whlie, alright, we'll supersize it."
>>739661935I get it, he's literally you
>>739661935Maybe around the hundredth time you post this it will be funny, at least you fixed your ESL spelling. I'm not sure how Fox looks fat to you also, it looks like real fox fluff, maybe you're just uneducated.
>>739661935>"All of our agents are currently busy. Please hold and we will answer your call as soon as possible."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7xn5zeJ4D4
>>739663676>Maybe around the hundredth time you post this it will be funny, at least you fixed your ESL spelling. I'm not sure how Fox looks fat to you also, it looks like real fox fluff, maybe you're just uneducated.
>>739661935Are rail shooters considered the divorced dad genre of video games?
>>739661935Fox, this is the last time I'm going to say this. You either get rid of your stupid toys, or I'm leaving.It's your FunkyPops, or me.
>>739663570I'd probably be happier if I supersized, but I have never once in my entire life.
>>739665568>"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." - C.S. Lewis
>>739661935Why are people making McBurger jokes with this image?
>>739665675Who knows. It doesn't make any sense. Forced meme by a discord of two my guess.
>>739661935this spam is pure AI nonsense.
Krystal Ball
>>739665675Because he looks fat in that one image and fatty burger boy is the height of comedy.
NuKatt
>>739665645actually chuckled at this
>>739668271How do you link the two though?
Who the hell decided everything but shooting should be some awful touch input in Command? Why do I have to awkwardly swipe at the screen and pray to do a barrel roll? This games controls fucking SUCK!
>>739665675Beyond just looking like he carrying a few extra pounds, something about his expression is perfect for ordering fast food he shouldn't be ordering. He doesn't look like a starfighter pilot, he looks like some average IT worker on his lunch break.
You will NEVER be as fat as me Falco.
>>739668968Height of Nintendo control gimmick phase.
>>739671029Let me get a piece of that FATction, fox!
>>739671029Hey Grimace, I'm on your size!
either put it down, or you will be put down fox.
>We're closing in on my ideal weight, Falco!
>>739665568Krystal doesn't deserve to return to star fox. Even if she does fox would be smart to dump her blue ass as there are way better options than her. >>739667253Nintendo should really consider memory holing her if this is the best meme she has.
Still buying his game
>>739661935You jest but I would absolutely play a space diner game where you have to earn the money to re-gear your mercenary team honestly as there are no merc contracts for you.
>>739672101Noooo. Who I will coom to?!
>>739672101>>739674237Put your trip back on, Boco. Your homo is too obvious even without it.
Why does Fox McDonalds make people seethe so much?
>>739661935it's hilarious that nintendo fucked up so badly people are making mcdonald's memes instead of discussing star fox, its gameplay, and its futureand tragic because I wanted more star fox
>>739675614Just wait a month
>>739665568>"Oh, Panther, I wish it could be like it used to be... Like it is when I'm with you."
>>739676191but I wanted the better fox
>>739675614That's a very redit take brown manThe reason it's getting shit on it because it's just 64 HD3 and there is NOTHING to discuss as it's the same fucking game from the 90s copy/pasted
>>739675614If this game flops which it might) this series HAS no future.
>>739676376This is not Fox McCloud, it's Nick Wilde fused with Star Lord.
>>739676463>Kissable black lipsIt's perfect and will make you a billion dollars. Do you hate money?
>>739665568>>739676314Reminds me of a couple I knew where the guy became a porn addict and she did everything to make him stop, even pretending to have an affair by getting a second phone to send saucy messages to herself that she'd make sure her BF saw to try and get a rise from him. Nothing broke him out of his porn addicted funk and she left him after she sent flowers to herself from this made up guy that the BF signed for.Predictable ending: he trooned out.
>>739676525We do not need anymore gay furries in the Star Fox community.
>>739676564how very odd of them both.
>>739676376Huuuurk.
>>739676584They have unlimited disposable income. Normies are broke. Do you even go outside?
>>739667253https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b-i0XknSnM&list=RD9b-i0XknSnM&start_radio=1
Fox’s little toothpick legs.
>>739664374>AHM GONNA EAT YE. IM BIGGER THAN YOU. IM ON TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN. GET IN MAH BELLY!!!!!
>>739667253erotic.
>>739676376Oh, now the movie Fox looks good, huh?
>>739676376lips not juicy enough
>>739683849>juice enoughPost example
>>739684008
>brendan Fraser starring in his epic comeback story movie THE WHALE
>Hi where are the burger :DDDDDD
I haven’t had a cheeseburger in months. Fox could you do the honors?
>>739683190>make something bad>people acknowledge it's bad>make something even worse>people acknowledge it's worse and say even the bad thing would be betterWhy is the concept of "gray" so hard to understand for the 2016+10 netizen? Is everyone's brains fried by political polarization?
>>739661935>Fox, where are you? We need you to protect Corneria!
>>739681560I want my baby back baby back baby backI want my baby back baby back ribs
>I heard Fox went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
>>739661935supersizing hasn’t been a thing since that shitty documentary about the alcoholic who ate a month of mcdonald’s and was told he has liver damage got the company to get rid of it
>let's remake SF64 literally beat-for-beat!>hey the fans love it! they're asking for more! let's give them more!>this next game, we're totally branching out... on-foot ground missions, no more linear missions, dating sim elements, fun wacky control schemes>wtf this game sold like shit! i guess literally nobody wants to play a good star fox game anymore. pack it up...>(one decade later)>let's remake SF64 literally beat-for-beat!Someone please explain this man's behavior
>>739676564>pretends to be cheating instead of just wearing some fetish outfit or using toys or some shitPair of retards.