>20 years of failing to implement dynamic NPCs or settlements that aren't just two merchants sitting on chairs>get praised for it
I don't know what is actually so funny about Peter's pose, but it's real, unironic comedy gold.Maybe the comedy of repetition, but damn, works on me.
>>739668025Repetition isn't to be underestimated, it's the backbone of anime and the reason you think it's retarded the first time you watch one but 100 shows later you love it and laugh when people do exactly what you expect them to do in some dumb situation.
>>739668025i hate everything about family guy but agree with you
hey lois
>>739667885yea, town segments are the most boring part of any rpg. give me the quest and let me go do it, dont make me roam around for 20 minutes just to get every quest
>>739668137>noo you dont understand we really need dynamic NPCs!dynamic NPCs for the last 20 years:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYZ9B7N6vHM
>>739668069Based jingling keys enjoyer
holy freakin crap lois i just fucked a nigger up the ass! nehehehehe
https://youtu.be/ualWCLVGJMI
Hey lois, remember the time i forgot to kill lautrec for the FAP ring and he killed the firekeeper?
>>739667885the real comedy is that the exact same thing happens even if you do give the dull femur awayi think ER's dlc was the funniest for it since it was separate from the main game and thus literally everybody gets to die, no safeguards around merchants and blacksmiths>the two allied npcs who survive to the end die after the final boss (guess they still trying to pretend that there are permanent consequences to resurrecting characters)>magic dude who used the player as a goon to do his bidding does a betrayal (he had no reason to)>another questgiver just goes MY HOME PLANET NEEDS ME and disappears without a word (understandable but she has an alt resolution where she disappears in a different way lmao)>aspect of another character explicitly discarded dies when the original dies (not that she anything to do but still)
>>739667885They've never promised that, ever. This is an Elder Scrolls complaint ported over to Fromsoft in an attempt to bait engagement.The sad part is, that it will work.
>>739667885>fromsoft npcs when you remember to give the dull femur to quiblinec the sorrowful before you fight the boss
normal words, but a snake guy!
>>739668316Movie?
>>739668316Does that make FromSouls immune to complaints, since the devs promise nothing and fans just repeat the same old joke? Or are there people that actually defend summon signs as some ingenious design paradigm, and not over-recycled multiplayer feature?
>>739668406>zoomers don't know The Mummy (1999) anymore
>>739668430>and not over-recycled multiplayer feature?wait until you hear about this "regular multiplayer" shit
>think rolling is for getting away from enemies>lol no it's actually for phasing out of existence to let the attack pass through youAh. My mistake. Because that is obvious... or something.
>>739668430Why do you talk like a Fromsoft NPC?
>>739667885Just think of the souls games as a playable impressionist painting
I think Wuchang is the worst for that, I tried so fucking hard to see every NPC in every location and fucked up every quest anyway.
>>739668441>I'm a slave to consumerism and I've watched EVERY popular media
>>739668475first time playing a video game?
>>739668593>hasn't seen The Mummy (1999)>acts proud of this factNTA but I think you're a worthless punk and need to learn to respect your elders
>>739668593this but unironically
>>739667885Western game developers fail to do the same despite trying, but still get credit for it. Just like they’ve been trying to make conplex social simulations, but only managed to make choose your own adventure games with tedious dialogue choices. From soft isn’t trying to make that kind of game thankfully.
>>739668631NTA but rolling providing bullshit invincibility frames and incentivizing rolling ONTO an attack is a nonsense meme that you can blame Dark Souls for, it got flanderized to death despite having fairly slow, methodical combat. It's how you end up with Elden Ring and bosses being a rhythm game simulator
>>739668441>my personality revolves around mainstream mediaJust nuke this fucking board.
>>739668631What a self-defeating argument. >it's retarded game logic, but it's okay because every game is retarded
>>739668749>>739668593
>>739668473I'll be more plain then: summon signs are a gimmick that overstayed its welcome in pretty much every way. The existence of multiplayer games does not make summon signs interesting. It's a worthless half-measure that gets ported over to every game with miniscule changes, unlike estus flasks (which is an actually strong design that is worth repeating) or dedicated multiplayer modes (which may or may not be present entirely).
>>739668137/thread
>>739668593I think you should go watch it because I'm certain you'd enjoy it.
>>739667885>>739668294It's symbolic of the transience of human relationships. Think about that one friend you had that you lost contact with. It's basically the same thing.
>>739668069based knower
>>739668069both /co/ and /a/ have stockholm syndrome
>>739668919there are enough of stockholm'd /v/irgins that you don't even need to bring up other mediait's just a human defence mechanism against maddenning boredom, that's why anons will spout lines like BAYBE BAYBE MASS DESTRUCTION and WOLVES HUNT IN PACKS as if that's something to be enjoyed
>>739668025It's a funny death pose because most death poses in media look really dignified and picturesque whereas in reality if you died suddenly your corpse would probably flop into a weird and awkward position
>>739667885it's because every other game DOES implement dynamic npcs and settlements that are more than just two merchants sitting on chairs. it's different from the rest, in a variety of ways. sorry you don't understand soul.
Clevemire or Quagland?
>>739669190>most death poses in media look really dignified and picturesque whereas in reality if you died suddenly your corpse would probably flop into a weird and awkward positionDepends on how you die. Your body is held up by muscle tone, if you get a heart attack or get shot somewhere, you'll recoil but your muscles will stay stiff.If you get shot in the head or neck and sever the spine you instantly fold over like a towel.
>>739667885Fromdrones are the most cultish fanbase out there right next to Pokefaggots
>>739669696It's Clevemire since Cleveland makes up the majority of the body.
why do people play games expecting them to meet them at their expectations instead of engaging the game's expectations of the player?
>>739668025Tom Segura did the Peter Griffin while playing basketball and it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I don't even know who Tom Segura is, but that pathetic display of athleticism was comedy gold.
>>739668069I would go as far as to say as pattern recognition is the very core of storytelling, same with music, the thing that separates music from noise is recognizable repetition.
>>739671245Just saw the clip again and thought I was going to pass out from laughing. It's so pathetic.
>>739668316Fuck Benny https://youtu.be/o4yMMhVusZY
>>739667885Did they ever start animating NPC faces when they talk, or can they still not even be bothered? I stopped playing fromslop after DS2
>>739673503Some of the NPCs in their newest games have facial animations. Not all.
>>739673798GameFreak-level underachieving
>>739668789>fictional medium has concessions to realism for the sake of the mediumThis has never happened EVER
>>739667885modders have to pick up the slackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n89NFtIUWDIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed6kKLd3Fso
>>739674779Pointless mod that looks like complete shit.
>>739667885why do people pretend to care about RPG towns. Nobody cares what canned bullshit NPCs spew at you in Oblivion and nobody reads what JRPG NPCs say after the first town.
>>739670894Trvke
>>739675260I care. If I don't connect with the world or the story then the gameplay is meaningless.
>>739675447Sounds like mental illness to me
How much of the endless seething over fromsoft is just snoys crying because they didn't go back to being ps exclusive after bloodborne?
>>739675604ZeroIn fact its still a bragging point for them to this day dumbass
>>739668094
>>739675879well that's funny because I just got done playing bloodborne on my pc
I'm not defending the quest design but it's not enough of a problem to stop me from having a good time. I just like killing stuff.
>>739667885>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO DO IT LIKE AAA SLOPnah
>>739676830>Elden Ring is not AAADelusion.Proper NPC scheduling and cities have existed in RPGs since the fucking SNES
>>739677135>bro this sprite that goes "oh you did (action a while ago) is revolutionary!meanwhile you can lock yourself out of NPC interactions in elden ring because you explored an area. this whole thread is a psyop.
>>739669802The reason you can't do the splits isn't because your joints aren't capable of it but because the pain makes you consciously stop yourself. When you die there's no pain anymore so your body is free to contort itself however gravity dictates.
I'm so glad the best souls games have already been released and can't be ruined by zoomer retards on social media :)
>>739667885I don't take any opinion seriously from a person who references Family Guy
>>739668682You mean>fromtards isn't going to make that sort of kino unfortunatelyBecause I laught at your stupid brown retard nigger face if you try to imply that the DS series are RPGs
Fromsoft really does have the worst quest design in the industry. Close second is No Man's Sky.>Go to -KZZT- waypoint>Okay now go -KZZT- another one>Tee hee now go to a -KZZT- one>Sorry this waypoint doesn't -KZZT- unless you grind 7 billion activated almonds and insert them -KZZT- skwizzlegubby
>>739678714Should've reloaded the game three more times, pleb.
>>739678714Its not even that you need an insurmountable amount of resources but more like>great you've used your plain jane scanner in three different location to find the mystery artefact>Oh no it needs to be repaired, hope you're up for the challenge (0/50 Carbon)>Congrats this mystery artefact that was chilling in an inhabited system for untold millennia is finally operational again>Why couldn't anyone else in the galaxy have done this? Uhh cause you be traveling n shiet...>oh also the sentinels are angry at you, better run in any direction for 60 secs or they'll get ya!
