>first ever gen z bondfeels good to have some representation finally for my generation in a classic series
>>739672658Zesty
fr fr bet
>>739672658>zoomies get girlboss sloppa QTE movie-game not even based on a real movie>millennials got fucken GOLDENEYEthey screwed you yet again
It's just a streamer slop.
is this a better man kind of bond
>>739672658this little twerp looks like he couldn't intimidate or seduce anyone
>>739672854just say that you're afraid of women
>>739673012what part of>first ever gen z bonddon't you understand, old man?
>m-muh representationThat's not you in the game li'l bro, the fuck is there to feel good about?
>>739672658They should of gone all the way and modelled him after Jack Doherty imo. Really piss off the millenials>>739672854This game looks like normie slop but I'm not going to pretend in hindsight that Goldeneye was actually any good, it was an N64 cope game
>Gen Z>31 years old Zoomie that's a millennial
oh no a 30 year old bond! the franchise is ruined!
>>739672658why does this garbage nothing game has so many shills, whats their marketing budget
>>739673080LMAO
>>739673024and rightly sothey have the devil's magic in their vaginas, and the social wiles to befuddle a man
Not smoking and drinking ruined the next generation of men.
>>739673095>I have decreed this game is bad, why are people talking about it?Absolutely fascinating insight into the resident schizos
>>739672658he cute shame his game is a movie game full of qtes with a slight hint of nuhitman
the grand scheme of things probably but I have seen clips where he's being a horn dog. Honestly Bond has always been kind of a simp as far as the movie versions go. All the stuff about him being rough with women are way overstated, he's only ever being nasty towards or hitting women when they're the evil ones working for the bad guy. He's a standard chivalrous good guy with all the "good" women in the series. This goes for even Connery, who is the one everyone associates with misogyny.
>>73967307690s born millennials are basically spiritual zoomers
>>739673069>I'm not going to pretend in hindsight that Goldeneye was actually any goodthere's no accounting for taste, even when it's badI respect your right to be objectively wrong
>>739673159Fuck. Meant for >>739672961.
>>739673143>>739673169post ur steam profile with hours played faggots
>>739673012That's the point.
fuck your skibidi bond
>>739673095They have a lot of money. They paid all the big streamers yesterday to play their game. Not saying it's bad just an observation. Currently downloading it for free to try out
>>739673207And why would I take orders from a mentally ill man?
>>739673169>jeet streeshitter shill calls other brownoidshilarious projection
>>739672658>no broccoli head>gen z
>Young bond >Looks young You gotta be kidding me they are not hiring 40 year olds in MI6?
whenever there is a new 007 isn't he already supposed to be a seasoned veteran spy in their mid to late 30s?
>>739673268because you have a poor relationship with your father, and it fills some kind of psychological voidnow post the hours played
>>739673095>Why are people talking about a new game on the video game boardinteresting
>>739673268i accept your concession mr marketer, hiding this thread and adding 007, bond etc to my filter list enjoy ur 0.001 rupees per post faggot
>>739673379I'm sure I won't see you in the next 007 thread
>>739672658no seriously why does this game look so bad?
>>739672658and the game is failing just like your generation
>>739673464>by Muhammad Ali Bari
>ship graveyard levelthis shit is just temu unchartedalso a white guy jumping out of his 26 plate defender and leaving it unattended among a bunch of poor niggers in africa lol cmon
His actor is a 31 year old unc zoomer
>>739673592prove that the character must be the exact same age as the voice actor
>Graphics worse than 2016 Uncharted 4>Streamer cameos>Le funny black tiktok meme>Gameplay that's 20 years out of date>Hideous women>James taking orders from an Indian womanEveryone involved in making this game should be unemployed
Why do indians love this game so much?
>>739673653>streamer cameosWho?
>>739672658>Generic characters to avoid all future lawsuits fland royalties from the next bond IP holder>Brownoid thinks this is progressive1 Amazon gift card has been credited to your account. You may redeem saar.
>>739673679Why do you know or even think about what jeets like?
>>739673653>>Graphics worse than 2016 Uncharted 4Because it's actually interactive >>Gameplay that's 20 years out of date>Hideous womenFalse
>>739673679It's an Amazon game you retard. It's all going to be jeet shills.
>>739673739What an odd thing to be angry about
Noticing a bizarre trend where Zoomers blame all writing problems that Gen X are responsible for (Rick and Morty type shit) on millennials while sucking off actual millennial created media and pretending like they created it (Smiling Friends)Very niggerish WE WUZ tier retardation
Is this mission bugged? I've been doing the rush move to enemies over multiple different kinds of edges and it just doesn't seem to work
>>739673769What makes you think I'm angry?
is he an unc?
are they embracing the theory that "james bond" is just a moniker now and not one specific guy? Is that what Ian Fleming intended?
>>739673905No lmao that has always just been a retarded internet theory
The game looks surprisingly alright, why is /v/ hating on it with such passion?I get it, it's /v/, but this seems a little disproportional.
>>739674004>surprised /v/ hates anythingyou'd have a harder time listing off games that were generally liked here let alone ones people actually playedIt's just tortanic culture
>>739673905Far from it. 007 is the monkier, James is the name.He is not a good spy and uses his actual name.
>>739674004/v/enezuelans have to spend 98% of their neetbux on bananas, so there is no money for games or even hardware to run games if they pirate it. It's mostly sour grapes from not being able to play at all, and partly because outrage farming spikes dopamine in their brain when they get replies.
>>739672658>not attractive>doesn't look like bondAwful casting.
>>739675130He's literally the closest there has been to an 'accurate' appearance for Bond, albeit quite a bit younger than portrayed in the books and a bit fuller in the face.
>>739672658>even jackfrags shilling this shitmost astroturfed industry plant in history?
>>739675195Bond is meant to look like a barely contained dangerous killer. This one looks like a reject from britains got talent.
>>739675228Yeah because he's young
>>739675195>he’s the closest thing except kinda not reallyyou’re dumb as pig shit. fuck off
>>739675317He looks like declan donnelly
>>739675361>durr why isn't the younger version of the character in an origin story as grizzled as he is in the main serieslook inward, you probably haven't even watched a bond movie at bare minimum faggot
>>739673801You can't kill enemies in training.
>>739672658Shill thread number 847285
>>739675606That's from tacsim
>>739673464Wait, this shit is already out?
>>739673681I've seen shroud and jacksepticeye so far
>>739672658Is nu bond the first ever gen-z protaganist? also this generation war sucks. millennials acting like Boomers is the most ironic thing ever
>>739675880it's actually zoomers acting like boomersyou're a generation of drug addicts who are all obsessed with social justice and politics
>>739672658gen z will always look goy.that is not bond.bond is supposed to be peak masculinity with mystique.all you gen z have is the goy look, and you call that peak masculinity? more like candidate for being in a depraved sex dungeon by a pedo furry tranny.
I'm having fun
>>739672658how do you even make bond in an era where there is no pride in being british
>>739676842Delete this pose RIGHT NOW
>>739672658see >>739673076
>>739676173Says the generation that pioneered this whole woke nonsense and why Vidya is forever ruined
>>739676814i meant to say onions not goy
>>739677120yes because millenials are he ones in charge of blackrock and vanguard who fund all of this bs
let me guess, they absolutely HAD to fill with the game with niggers and sanjeeps because all zoomers have at least 1 of these as their friends because of mass leftist immigration?jesus christ
>>739672658and as they continue to remake crap instead of ever writing a new story ever again, you will be represented in all series. and then gen A will be represented in all those series. and so on. and we shall never hear a new story again
>>739672658That smirk... Sex sex sex
>>739678054>let me guess, [scenario entirely made up in your head]?>jesus christ
>>739673012the pretty boy look is kind of in for gen z, the girls like dudes who are either that or k-pop looking asians.He probably could easily get girls.>>739673076>>739673080I am early gen z, and I am almost 30, soon we will be 30 before 2020 is up.>>73967316290s millenials and 00s zoomers are a mixed gen.I can easily relate to milennials born at the tail end of their generation, moreso than late gen z.Only issue is that millenials are ultra libs, and while Gen Z has that type its a lot more split.
>>739672658If he was a lore accurate zoomer he would be brown.
>>739678649Wow it's almost like generations are entirely meaningless and a 30 year old person will relate to a 31 year old more than a 45 year old
>>739674004IDK, I haven't played it yet but it seems to be similar to the hitman series the same devs made, and that series was pretty good.If it plays anything like a combo of hitman and uncharted then it seems like a good game.Maybe not perfect, I would have preferred a bond game set in the 60s, but nevertheless still a decent looking title.>>739675130>Not attractiveTo modern standards he is, its the new thing, people like chalamet and holland are the new standard of conventional attractiveness.Not to say the rest are tossed, people like Cavill are still top tier, but its a new fad to like guys like that and honestly its been a big thing since the 2010s with boy bands.>Doesn't look like bondNot only does bond's appearance change in the movies a lot, but this is specifically a game set in his early career.Its literally meant to be bond before he was THE bond.
>>739678904Holland looks average. Chalamet at least looks like a model.Also I know you're a dev and you're parroting the shit you feed to your investors but we're not as gullible as those faggots paying you.He doesn't look like bond. He looks like a childrens TV presenter. Bond is meant to be attractive and dangerous. He's neither of those things. Enjoy losing your job in a month.
>>739678649its literally just the difference of being born/growing up before the smartphone and normies hitting the internet and notIf you were born in 2000 you probably didnt have a smartphone until middle school, if you were born in 2005 you never knew a time without themBut now that such a shift has passed things have been samey for a while and everyone from 2007 onward is the same
>>739677992No but they are their biggest supporters. the entire Gamergate shit which ruined vidya was spearheaded by dumb Millennials. and the reason for the horrendous writing in games nowadays is also their fault
>>739672658Is that Pat Cummins?
>>739672658This is the natural course of things.Spider-man is slowly getting closer to gen-alphaJust wait till batman starts referencing skibidi toilet brainrot and fortnite.
>>739679148most of them were either women or bought and paid for subverters, there was nothing organic about it.
>>739679157Patrick Gibson
>>739672658>gen zHe looks like hes mid 30's but uses a skincare routine.
>>739682926The actor is in his early 30s and Bond is supposed to be 26 in this game so not too bad of an assessment
>>739673024Of course I'm afraid of women, they can ruin your day with a look, and ruin your life with a lie.
>>739674004Doesn't look like a bad product but it's basically a moviegame. And, identity politics. Not worth hating but certainly not good either. At least it doesn't seem to have millennial dialogue
>>739673301The 00 section has only just been brought back and they're training a bunch of young hopefuls to fill it. It doesn't go well.>>739673905No, and they never will.
Let me try the mnemonic card mini game again you glowy bastard!Best of 3!
>>739674617There's a scene in this game where the chick who's working for the Jews says something akin to "please, as if James is your real name" and he's like haha yeah it totally isn't
>>739673905The movies had multiple opportunities to embrace this and have deliberately refused to. The Craig movies even explicitly rejected it and outright said his given name was James Bond and show his ancestral manor and everything.
>>739672854>Brosnan is a millenialWow never knew.
>This is what MI6’s top driver looks likeYour response?
>>739672658>that smirk
>>739672658he gets humiliated so bad in the entire story it's sad
Times when James "007" Bond broke into tears>his wife>his mother figure>this dude
>>739673785>muh gen xretard. bald retard.
>>739672854Are you saying you WANT a video game based off of fucking Spectre and No Time To Die? Well actually you're in luck for the latter, it's called Metal Gear Solid
>>739690326I actually liked that guy. If this wasnt a Bond game he couldve been a good coop player or something
>>739690326>>739690514I chose his poster over the abstract art.
>>739673120>nonono you must inhale goy fumes and drink goy poison
>>739672658>james bond jr.no thanks
>>739673189t. speedrunner troonYour axe wound is leaking
>>739691137More like Alex Rider amirite
>>739690514he's okay, they all were. but I didn't like the whole frat gang thing they had going on. people kept going on about how un-Bond-like the game is at times with certain aspects but this one is it for me.
>>739672854>girlbossbond gets saved by the bond girl in FRWL back in 1963same thing in thunderball, the main villain is literally killed by the bond girl, not bondit's always been something that happens in bond
>>739672658>Gen Z bondIsn't this game set in the 60s or something?
>>7396730764chan treats generations as vibes, it's just another pointless buzzword to throw at someone disagreeing with you.
>>739678803People are just fleshy computers at the end of the day. You can input the information you like.
Is the generation you're born in the biggest factor for your personality? Its gotta be where you're born instead
>>739672658>the look you give when you're about to drop the most contrarian video essay
>>739691742No, it's basically Watch Dogs/Hitman/Uncharted
>>739672658Why would anyone want Bond to be more relatable? His appeal is he’s larger than life.
>>739672658is this the new phenotype of western protags?
>>739672658That's Dexter from Original Sin
>>739692610No, that’s Bond from James Bond.
>>739672658Helps that it's a pretty good game too
>>739673785They're obsessed with generations but have no clue what ranges they are. I've seen one particularly dumb motherfucker claim millennials were born in the 70s.
>>739689936She looks like their top ride if you're picking up what I'm dragging along the ground
Reddit is driving me crazy with their praise for this game. Someone just said they love the "story interactions" because after they ghosted a segment, Greenway praised them for not being spotted. That's where the bar is? A single line acknowledging you weren't spotted?
>>739689936There are only 6 candidates. And she is the rich one, so it makes sense. Most Brits can't afford cars. The dudes in the program had probably only even ridden the trolley or train before joining.
>>739690804I thought the devs said there was no AI sloppa in this game.
the constant marvel quips are getting on my nerves
>>739673012Yeah, but that's true of most Bonds. I'm sure Russian special forces were terrified of this 40 year old smoker. Women would be tripping over themselves to sleep with this hairy fat guy with bad posture.
>>739672658He has sex multiple times, so he does not represent gen z
>>739692779What is your favorite part of it? The part where you shimmy along yellow paint ridges, or the part where you wedge between narrow yellow paint rocks?
>>739689936Remind me what a nuclear physicist looks like in the bond universeIts only woke slop if they didn't innuendo that she drives a stick
>>739694509I wonder why that "ugly fucking bastard with a harem" trope is so popular.Japan still does it, many Fr*nch movies do it, older western movies in general do it.Is it some self-insert thing? If you take a step back and look at it, it just seems silly.
>>739672658He looks like snoy's spider-man. He has that same lame energy. That fag ain't Bond
>>739694908It’s all about the contrast. The ugly fatness of the bastard, the cute skinniness of the harem.
>>739672658Looks like Henry from KCD
>>739692320he isn't even half as handsome as Henry
