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>They call me 007
>0 copies sold
>0 rizz
>7 hours of strong and powerful women bossing me around
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And 700 threads complaining about it
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>tattoos
Dodged a bullet there. Any woman with those is mentally damaged.
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>>739673070
If you don't like it fuck off and make your own game.
but still pay for this one too
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>>739673121
Uh oh melty
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I have no idea why modern kike media want people to believe women DON'T soak their panties over handsome and dangerous straight men. Bitches rolling their eyes and scoffing at Bond instead of lining up to get into his pants was always retarded since they started doing it.
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>>739673204
where
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>>739673070
His intention was to anger her so she contacts her boss.
You'd know that if you had actually played the game instead of believing everything Twitter grifters say.
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>>739673523
Old Bond would instead tell her she'll get mating pressed if she agrees to do what he wants.
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>>739673751
Zoomer Bond literally has sex with the receptionist girl during the tutorial act.
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>>739673070
>>7 hours of strong and powerful women bossing me around
didn't see you complain when most of the movies do this
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>>739673070
She looks like she's into pegging.
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>>739673894
Okay, sure, but i bet he does it in a really gay kind of way.
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>>739673751
He never says that, tho
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>>739674012
Maybe because this is a board for discussing video games you fucking retard.
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>>739673070
The game really did a number on retardera. Haven't seen them seething this much since, I can't even remember.
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>someone debunked OP
>just post it again
I see what people mean about bullshit being 10 times easier to spread than the truth
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>>739673070
>0 rizz

Rage bait game is goty
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Cressida should've been the Bond girl.
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>>739674138
Everything is gay to /v/irgins.
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>>739673070
>they call me Tater Salad
>millions of copies sold
Things that make you go "hmmmmm."
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>>739674138
Way to move the fucking goalposts.
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>>739674238
Nope, that’s Crimson Desert. JEET Bond stand no chance
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>>739674213
It doesn't help when the average anon now genuinely hates video games and prefers seething and shitposting online.
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>>739673070
Why do I want sex with women who hate me?
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>>739674238
that's moneypenny?
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>>739674238
James would never do that to Moneypenny.
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>>739673208
It's more important to show off how "cool" and dangerous the women are. Can you imagine a character like Pussy Galore being written today? Lol, lmao even.
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>>739674238
An actual hot girl and male gaze moment. Nice. I just can't get over zoomer bond though. Can't take him seriously at all.
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>>739674138
It's a 2 second montage cutscene clearly inserted late in development because they were worried about Bond being too much of whipped bitch. Same with how they tried (and failed) to make Moneypenny more attractive since the previews, she looks mannish in most scenes and still acts intolerable.
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>>739674398
>implying a game full of fetch quests will beat Dadmata
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>>739673070
>got btfo in the last thread
>post it again
bond gets his cock wet half a dozen times before this
and this isn't even about fucking he's asking for double money for the doodad so that she'll call her boss and they can trace the call

are you an outrage bot or just brown?
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Is the game any good? How does it compare to nuHitman? I quite liked replaying levels to complete challenges
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>>739674489
Moneypussy
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>>739674574
Well, don't worry, it's Hitman with all the alternative routes stripped out of it so it's essentially linear.
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>>739673523
Nobody is wasting time playing this trash faggot.
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>>739674662
But you're wasting your time discussing it?
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>>739673121
There is three right now trying to shill it. Nigger
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>>739674138
Kek based. Fuck these shill niggers
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>>739674574
It's uncharted made by IOI
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>>739674725
No, I'm laughing at how shit it is, genuinely entertaining watching trash games flop.
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>>739674238
thats still zero rizz. He is avoiding eye contact and the only way he got laid was because its his game
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>>739674389
>N-no, Jame's Bond isn't a homo!
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>>739674238
Go play alpha protocol and experience real "rizz" and "swagger" when you bang the russian slut and asian whore then tell them to make you a fucking sandwich
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>>739674138
Kek
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Runs like a smooth buttery dream on my rig. No crashes, no performance issues.
(Ryzen 5 7600, 32gb RAM, AMD Radeon 9070 16gb)
>check steam forums
Damn it feels good to be a 1st class citizen.

That said, the combat is awful. It's preferable to treat this as a stealth game until the action setpieces kick in at the last act of every mission. Like in Hitman, if you're discovered and suddenly fighting instead of sneaking, you fucked up and might as well restart.
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>>739673180
I shant support white liberals
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>>739673070
why did they change all the female characters to be more attractive than before? not too confident in the modern audience?
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>>739675068
The elusive "modern audience" has yet to show up and supoport any of the games made for them.
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>>739675068
>make fugly women
>wahh why isn't my dick hard
>make hot women
>wahh this is a psyop to make my dick hard
jesus you faggots are insufferable
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Moneypenny is hot. I want those lips on my dick.
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>>739674859
He has autism
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>>739674540
Calm down unc zoomers mog you
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>>739675686
>almost everything in that pic is an inferior sequel trying to live up to mastepieces of the past

Yep, that sums up Zoomers perfectly
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>>739674725
It's more fun to make fun of shitty games on /v/ than it is to actually play the games. It's actually a blast. Now give me all your loosh you shill faggot.
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>>739674148
says who?
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>>739676171
>loosh
What the fuck is a loosh? Is that the worthless currency of your third world country?
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>>739674437
Now gaming companies must spend the next 15 years being aggressively homophobic and misogynistic if they want earn the gamers' trust again, and they have no one else to blame but themselves for it. and jews
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>>739673179
That's why Cressida is (was) better.
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>>739673070
>>739673179
>>739673208
>damn im glad i didnt purchase this game and that i made my informed choice based on one screencap showing bond talking to a villainous female henchwoman who obviously is evil-coded.

>no sir, i didnt even play a nano of a peti-microsecond of this game, i take all of my opinions from some longhaired goblin streamer who lives in his filthy roach-infested house. now i might sound like i have the media litteracy of a common housefly but please hear me ou-
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>>739674138
Lmao
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>>739674238
In the modern era, you don't approach a woman unless she's attracted to you.
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>>739677072
Kill yourself, you raging faggot.
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bond has been bossed around by a woman since 1996 and I don’t know why this a complaint thirty years later
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>>739673070
all bond does in the game is being ordered around, rescued or insulted by woman
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>>739679026
Times have changed old man, now it's time for women to shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen.
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>>739674137
Just close your eyes and think of England, James
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>>739674138
TRVKE
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>>739673070
you lie to get to make her call her pimp and then just walk away
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>>739679129
because of an election in the united states? the game wasn’t even made by americans, or about americans.
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>>739674378
>So my friend likes [liberal thing]..
>*Audience chuckles*
>..Well I like [redneck thing]
>*Audience erupts with laughter, shooting their guns into the air*
>I guess you can’t fix stupid!
>*Multiple audience members fall into cardiac arrest, others pull out fiddles and moonshine jugs and start playing bluegrass*
Ron White is just blue collar Sheldon
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>>739679574
I feel like he was definitely the weakest of the 4.
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>>739677072
>you have to play the AAA slop before you criticize it
sorry, i'm still not going to play it. ugh, i know - i just won't!
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>>739679652
That would be Bill.
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>>739677072
BASED
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>>739674238
did his gay boyfried get him those gay shorts
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>>739679493
>because of an election in the united states?
No, because the younger generations are disgusted by how pathetic and defeated you are.
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>>739673179
One with a pretty asian snake in her back rided me to death, and was erotic to see her spine and ass.
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>>739679493
Are you aware of Reform UK, cuck?
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>>739673070
Last I heard of the bond brand was some sheboon was going to do it and apparently that's been reversed. I can't imagine a more sleepy brand than Bond right now and a AAA game out of nowhere? Who asked for this?
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>>739674140
He doesn't actually talk, so he would never say that in any situation
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>>739673070
What are the gender roles like in this game? Is it a bunch of girls doing kung fu and shit or is it more grounded?
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>>739680569
the younger generations are disgusted with me, personally, so the women have to go back to the kitchen? explain that one

>>739680819
no I just like bond shit and M was cool as dame judi dench
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>>739680949
gen alpha will try to act like chuds and use phrases like "gender roles" without a hint of self awareness
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>>739681108
shut up nerd
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>>739681108
>Gender roles aren't real but chuds are
This is your brain on only like a decade of liberalism
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>>739679129
t. sexless zoomer
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>>739681224
the head of bond’s mi6 was a woman for thirty years
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>>739673070
>>7 hours of strong and powerful women bossing me around
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>>739681224
I'm just saying, for a guy larping as some hardcore trad values fag online, you sure talk like a women's studies major.
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>>739674238
He looks and acts like autist. just like me!
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>>739681272
>My fictional lore is this
Ok?
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>>739681438
can you at least make up your mind if you are above fiction and it doesn't matter, or if you are eternally ass blasted by any decision you don't like?
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>>739681373
Cry more write a blog about it
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>>739677072
>evil-coded
You troons need to learn not to have such obvious tells.
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>>739681373
>Everyone on the other side is only pretending to believe in their position!
Spoken like a true rudderless fatherless tranny adjacent
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>>739681438
you said a decade, and I asserted the gender role of women in bond for the last thirty years. 30 > 10.
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>>739681678
I hope you're pretending and not just a walking contradiction
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>>739674734
Including this thread, there's literally 5 threads having a melty and anti shilling this game. Really organic behavior.
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>>739673070
Learn your place incel that enjoys video games, women rule over you.
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>>739681373
>hardcore trad values
These are the pussy worshiping values that led to what we have today, that's not what we're talking about here old man.
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>>739681882
oooor james bond has a storied legacy in the video game medium and a new release garners attention and popularity as it also transcends the video game medium into film and novels
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>>739681998
how about instead of me abstractly defining the roles in this game hoping to hit a bullet point you care about, tell me what YOU want from the gender roles and I will let you know if it matches the depictions in game
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>>739681857
Again you think I'm pretending why is that?
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>>739673070
>“We had two choices. We could say, ‘All right, we’ll make it easy and just do the classic Bond thing.’ And everybody would go, ‘Great. Another outdated power fantasy.’ Or we could say, ‘Hey, we’ve talked about showing the world from all different angles. We’re going to make him more vulnerable, more modern, less of that old masculine stereotype.’ We’re going to take on the challenge. We’re going to make people like playing as this new Bond.’
>[...] We knew we had to make him a little softer, a little less dominant and physically imposing. And if the female characters end up a little OP, I don’t give a shit. They’re fine. I don’t care.”
Martin Emborg Narrative & Cinematic Director for 007 First Light
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>>739682430
see this is what you should always do, post in a relevant active thread instead of shitting up the catalogue
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>>739682430
>Martin Emborg Narrative & Cinematic Director for 007 First Light
He didn't even play the game, his opinion is worthless.
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>>739674238
>black woman jumpscare
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>>739674238
SEX
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>>739682524
Neither will I
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>>739682430
So theyve got their own Cuckman over there could've just said that
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>>739673070
The game has perfect reflections
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>>739682430
>We've got two choices; we could either give bond fans what they want, or cater to bluesky, our true audience.
Stunning, brave even
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>>739674238
Notice how it's the woman who seduce him.

ALL US/Euro products are feminist, and you have to be intellectually dishonest to pretend otherwise.
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>>739681108
>>739681373
Nigger I just wanted to know if the guys are doing guy things and the girls are doing girl things or not. You're an obnoxious little cunt.
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>>739682341
I blast some raghead in the head and the hottest ones sucks my dick while the other two. You are outside the room with a clipboard watching and taking notes like the director of the game was during his brainstorming process.
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>>739673070
>>0 copies sold
Lad, it's literally the number 1 in Steam.
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>>739682814
>>739682430
I literally googled this quote and cannot find the original interview it supposedly came from.
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>>739682430
Is this guy the boomer or am I?
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>>739682430
That second quote is from the dev of Spider-man 2 about MJ.
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>>739683285
Chuds lie? Tell me it ain't so!
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>>739683235
Reads like some word swapped bait like I swear I read that before from an actual other interview
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>>739683203
It's 0 relative to what is necessary to be considered a success to the company.
Try to keep up.
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>>739674238
It has been at least 15 years since I have seen a woman in video games that looks like this. Bravo devs

Is this game any good? Seems inspired by Agent Under Fire from the trailers
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>>739682713
Working mirrors. Sovl.
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>>739673121
Yes
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>>739673070
>doodle graffiti
Why is this body humiliation mainly practiced by women?
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>>739683674
Probably the best Bond game since nightfire if I am being honest. The only real criticism I have so far is the overly long tutorial and the Hitman sections being linear watered down Hitman.
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What loathsome dung eater hath entrenched xzhierselves into this thread
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>>739679652
Fuck no he wasn't that was the cable guy.
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Officially surpassed Pragmata in CCU.
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>>739673070
Thats the hot girl?
Fucking hell. No thanks.
My IRL girl is more attractive than a 007 girl.
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>He doesn't look like James Bond
>He doesn't talk like James Bond
>He doesn't act like James Bond
>Everybody else doesn't treat him like they'd treat James Bond

I'm a the biggest Bond fan and I will never buy this game simply because it doesn't have James Bond in it.
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>>739682430
>we knew what people wanted, but we didnt want to give them that

will never understand this mindset
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>>739684370
it’s literally a fake quote made to piss you off and get (You)s
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>>739684346
Wym? A twink aura farming doesn't skibidi your gyatt?
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>>739676210
Says so right on the top of the page.
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>>739684465
It's not "fake" it's bait yes but it's from a real interview and the entire entertainment industry still thinks like this
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>>739684346
He talks more like Bond than any of the Craig films desu.
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>>739673070
>h*man w*omen
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>>739684534
it is literally fake and gay and you can prove otherwise by simply linking to the original interview
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>>739673179
Why does everyone with tattoos act like a smug asshole immediately? It’s only the frumpy art whores who can kind of play it off but it’s still disgusting, like it degrades the quality of your skin/soul or something in exchange for arrogance
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>>739674238
So why do they have to put a scene with a black woman getting mad that a white guy is having sex in the game? This wouldn’t even happen in the old movies because it would just be a funny stand-in but here they somehow managed to make it seem like the white mans fault again
Annoying ass nigger
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>>739684536
I don't give a shit about the Craig films
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>>739684476
Oh shit, does the game have any skibidi easter eggs?
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>>739674138
Yeah, he takes his clothes off and neatly folds them.
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>>739673070
>>739673179
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>>739682430
What a faggot. I bet he has 4 onions lattes a day
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>>739673179
can confirm, my mom has like 4 tattoos and is stuck with a permanent helicopter parent syndrome where she genuinely thinks that I am mentally disabled and cannot take care of myself
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>>739679129
based
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>>739684370
You're a small-minded person who can only think about profit. He is a visionary who is thinking way bigger. Thinking about shaping society and the future with it.
So while you are chasing shiny paper, he is chasing progress.
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>>739684626
no it's not
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>>739686586
then link it faggot. (You) are very fake and very gay
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>>739685365
>I hate tattoos because my mum has tattoos and she thinks I'm retarded
She might be right
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it looks like an asset flip game.
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>>739673070
I've watched p*rn with better writing.
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>>739673179
Can't believe that movie was actually good.
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>>739684678
You mistake arrogance for confidence, incel.
>like it degrades the quality of your skin/soul or something
Like you're a pure soul lmao
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>>739674138
LOL
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>>739674574
It's 007: Absolution
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>>739673070
is this real?
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>>739684860
she's not mad she's jealous
this is hot
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I find it a bit ridiculous that our media/narrative about sex is both oversexualized and non-erotic, and young people generally fuck way less than older generations, yet the narrative about promiscuity and so on is presented as something normal. Weird times and shitty time to want to date.
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>>739673070
Game is selling well
It's being highly praised
Why do you losers always lie?
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>>739677072
Based
Look how asshurt these faggots are
They have no original thought.
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>>739684860
God you faggots are insufferable. It's a classic joke.
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>>739687869
It's honestly crazy how much young people don't want to fuck me nowadays. I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong.
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>>739673070
Fuck off shill
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>>739688261
It's because they find you tucking in your dick dishonest, sir
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>>739673070
Little men like you don't need to buy the game, we are doing fine without you
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>>739688261
It is not exactly a problem only for young people. Point was the people love to talk about it creating weird narrative about it but in real life it is the opposite.
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>>739683462
>best isn't enough because I say so!
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idk I haven't even finished the prologue and Bond fucked the receptionist at Universal Exports AND he beat up a girl's boyfriend in front of her which made her want to take him home

I was afraid they'd make this Bond a sexless little wimp but it doesn't seem like that's reflected in the actual game
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>>739674493
Why not cool and dangerous women who also wanna fuck Bond?
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>>739674238
>a she-nigger on the comms
dropped
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>>739673070
>>7 hours of strong and powerful women bossing me around

just turn them into 700 hours being fucked in blender SFM
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>>739673070
which /weg/ is that?
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>>739674238
>Bond bleaches a negro girl
10/10
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>>739682430
>we need to update bond for the modern audience, fuck the old audience
>turns out the modern audience doesnt even know who bond is
>old audience alienated, dont buy the game
a tale as old as time
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>>739673179
My sister has tattoos and yeah, she's the deranged type that will play the victim card when you call them out on their shit.
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>>739673179
True
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if johnny bravo was a real guy he would have absolutely no problem with foids
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>>739674238
When did Scott The Woz start using contacts?
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Why is the modern pasty, eternally alone, virgin shutin loser with zero friends and zero romantic relationships under his belt, so utterly, completely, endlessly and furiously blown the fuck out about tattoos?

She doesn't care that you don't like tattoos Timmy. She never would have fucked you with or without them.
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>>739674238
Are people seriously crying because Bond have sex with a black woman?
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That's what First Light has btw
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>>739688667
This is Bond, through and through. He's not weak, or effeminate and he's no more "emasculated" by females any more than Daniel Craig was
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>>739692431
Because women constantly put them down and they want to "get theirs" back like petty faggots..the average 4cuck virgin acts like a woman
>shittalks people behind their backs
>Observational icks
>impotent control freaks
You'd think I'm describing women but this is actually just 90% of 4chan posters
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>>739682935
>NOOOOO WOMEN AREN'T ALLOWED TO BE SEDUCTIVE!!!!
What the FUCK is wrong with you
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>>739673070
>>739673179
she isnt even somebody to romance. she's a mark that you deliberately piss off so she calls her boss, so that you can trace the link. the line is a direct response to you trying to say "the price just increased" and she's calling your bluff. thats it. thats the scene.

also he literally fucks the receptionist before this.

op is literally just an anti-shill, ragebaiting for people who havent played/watched the game. the game is a blend of hitman and uncharted, and just sort of fine. like a 7/10, maybe a 6. arguably an 8 if you really like the genre/style of game.
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>>739692525
anon the "people" who are whining about this weren't born when this movie was made
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>>739687338
It was okay, dragged down because of the dual antagonists. They didn't have confidence that a Puss in mortal fear and coming to terms with that could carry a children's movie.
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>>739692918
Bond wouldn't want to fuck the ugly bitch anyways. She's supposed to look like a criminal/retard.
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>>739687371
tattranny detected
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>>739674859
>looking at w*men
Faggot
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>>739692959
There are more black Bond girls
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>>739674859
>the only way he got laid was because its his game
You're such a bitch
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>>739682430
Why are Europeans like this?
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>>739674238
Why did they make Moneypenny a cuckqueen
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>>739693651
she literally always has been. she has literally always had the hots for bond, and he does flirt with her and lead her on, but for whatever reason never actually fucks her. he fucks everyone else BUT her.
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>>739693651
She's always been a cuck
https://youtube.com/watch?v=exVfyrCZHVk
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>>739674943
16 gb vramLET

kek
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>>739693651
That's like her whole thing zoom zoom
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>>739673179
Tattoos are like when you see a scar on a battle hardened old geezer and you know they did something to earn that and there's a story there, and then another guy sees him and just goes and has someone in a studio or leaky backroom place a scar on them because they want to be able to fake the same perceived social clout without going through the same life experiences. But it's not a guy it's a mentally deranged womanchild and instead of a scar its a heart or chinese writing.
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Getting some serious glitching after everything was fine yesterday
DLSS has disappeared from the menu
Objects are floating in the air
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Does it really bother you so much that a woman flirts with Bond? Lmao I'm sorry to tell you that this does happen if you're not ugly. I'm ugly, but I've witnessed it quite a few times.
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>>739693651
You've never, ever watched 007.
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>>739693565
Because Americans pay for it
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What if a james bond game came out and he only killed black people? Would anyone actually discuss the gameplay?
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>>739694434
He does indeed kill a lot of Black people in this game
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>>739694434
he kills a bunch of black people in the 3rd (im not counting tutorial and training) mission.
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>>739693917
Bond actually cares about Moneypenny which is why he never takes advantage of her feelings and fucks her
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>>739694408
You mean like dustborn?
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>>739694639
"you deserve better than a man like me" kind of thing.
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>>739674315
No just you and your propaganda.
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>>739674238
god he looks like such a dork
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>>739682430
No wonder why Danish men are the most cucked in the world.
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>>739674238
>monkeypenny listening
So the game is for black cuckqueens? kek
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>>739673070
This game convinced me that all of /v/ is composed of pavlovian dogs
Slap some tattoos on a girl and make her say something smug, and even if it makes perfect sense in context this whole board will lose their mind and spam the same 3 to 4 things about it for DAYS
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>>739682430
Fake.
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>>739694929
the jeet anti-shills desperately need SOMETHING to latch on to and misrepresent. thats why you'll never see anything else from the game, just this picture.
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>>739682430
>And if the female characters end up a little OP, I don’t give a shit. They’re fine. I don’t care.”
Translation, he does care a lot about that.

Not playing your game, jew.
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>>739682430
>hmmm… let’s do something new, innovative with Bond
>i know! let’s make him a REDDITOR FAGGOT.
yeah. brilliant.
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>>739695342
its literally a snippet talking about ugly big-chin MJ in that spider man game.
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>>739682430
How you know they don't understand Ian Fleming's James Bond.
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>>739673070
>they call me 007 copies sold
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>>739695342
>>739695371
>>739695493
samefagging this hard for a ragebait
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>>739695464
Is he the same guy that made the Bond game?
Because if it is I'm not buying it, I'm not playing it.
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>>739695631
Cope.
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>>739677072
An impressive and unique blend of bait, fascinating.
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>>739674303
aww yiss
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>>739695686
it's literally a made up quote to get people angry

if you actually played the game or even watched a youtube video you'd see that this Bond is suave and women love him, he fucks the receptionist at MI6 in the first hour of the game
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>>739695082
No, it's not shills, nor necessarily jeets, I'm being 100% serious

It's genuine posters, trained like pavlovian dogs
They see tattoos and enter in some weird psychological state where they NEED to virtue signal to everyone else just how much they do not like what they see, and the sentence is perfect ragebait to latch on to.
They are similar to trannies in this regard, needing to constantly virtue signal their audience how ideologically pure they are.
However this place is anonymous, so it doesn't make sense, they get nothing from it, they are just responding to their psychological training for no logical reason.
They will do it for other games as well, this game in particular has nothing to do with it.
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>>739695686
martin emborg did work on 007 first light. he did not work on spiderman, that was Bryan Intihar (and he's that one that said that second half about girls being op). in searching for comments form martin emborg and including "we had two choices", the ONLY things that come up are 4chan threads, which shows that the statements are fake an fabricated.
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>>739694680
Yeah. That was partly funded by Amerikikes too.
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>>739694891
Denmark is 90% white and America is 40% white. You have guns. What's your excuse?
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>>739692736
Bro get real, women don't know how to seduce anymore, if anything they don't do it unless you happen to strike their fancy on a very rare night when theyre feeling drunk and confident and even then they might hesitate and back out of it cause your autism stare is too hard
The best qualities of women have been locked and shut tight due to other women scaring them into asexual stalemate. They don't wanna be sluts but they don't wanna be boring prudes so they make jokes about sex all the time. Truth is they're fucking losers. Men have to be the ones in charge. The only time a woman "seduces" me into anything is when she convinces me to stick it in her butt. They're fucking dumb, just like you.
If you don't believe me, go out there and get "seduced" by a woman
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>>739696087
well yes, the responding comments are quite pavlovian. however, the thread is started and spammed by anti-shills/jeets in order to farm that pavlovian response. additionally, you can bet that they themselves are aping and adding to the responses as well, in order to perpetuate the meme/trope/response.
>However this place is anonymous, so it doesn't make sense, they get nothing from it
yeah i dont really get it either. /v/ is a lot smaller than people think. we cant see ip counter anymore, but even at 20x of old numbers to account for lurkers, it really isnt a whole lot of eyes on a topic. and like, for how VEHEMENTLY e33 was anti-shilled (the hate campaign was the real astroturf), it still sold millions and won all of the awards. they literally had no impact.

i mean, maybe it is just trolling for the sake of trolling. its really weird and sad to think about.
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>>739682713
i thought vidya mirrors were lost tech?
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>>739696453
thats a whole lot of words to say "i dont have a social life and dont go out"
but go ahead and cope harder with how undesirable you are as an individual.
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>>739673179
there's nothing wrong with them if they are meaningful to the person. If they got tattoos for their dead dog orhell, if they really love devil may cry to the point where they get the logo on their wrist, that's retarded but still fine. then there's all the girls I've been with who get flash tattoos just cause they were cheap, one girl I was talking to once just got a tattoo of a random ribbon and a fucking retarded cartoon dolphin on her chest and thighs just because "b-but they were only 120 each!" she didn't even follow tattoo artists, didn't even give a shit about anything meaningful in her life to tattoo herself, just wanted ink just because they looked cool and everyone was doing it and was "looking to get more". I hate women so much.
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>>739696737
Poster asks a question, i answered, guess it's easy to TL;DR when you're a FA:GGOT, but i don't really go out it's true. I went enough to find me some girls to fuck, i'll leave the rest for you, champ (that's short for champion)
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>>739696928
i accept your concession. next time keep quiet about things you dont understand.
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>>739697108
YES MASTA
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Chuddies went so hard into larping as facebook boomers, they even have the accelerated mental decline going on.
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>>739696737
I can tell you're the one who has no social experience, either that or you're a woman, or a troon(ynbaw). Same thing, really
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>>739674859
jesus fucking christ you will cry and bitch about anything.
shut the fuck up
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>>739696292
>amerikikes
weird way to spell eurojews. no one bought dustborn btw. cope more muhammed
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>>739673179
You can always tell which faggots on here were bullied, laughed at or ignored by someone with a tattoo when they sperg our over someone with a tattoo even if its incredibly small. It's like when someone gets attacked by a dog when they're young and ends up hating all dogs because they think they'll get attacked again.
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>>739679652
That's taste for ya, he was the only funny one as far as I'm concerned.
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>>739682430
And there you have it. Another white jew destroying another iconic franchise
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>>739699317
I dislike tattoos, though I don't understand spamming every single thread about it like some anons do.
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>>739682430
Fake News.
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>>739674238
Hot af
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>>739682430
Fucking worthless leftist cockroach.
>muh outdated stereotypes
No one in their right minds would ever complain about it being "repetitive" or whatever the fuck.
Its a tried and true trope for a reason. It stands the test of time and people continue to love it for what it is. They don't want this modern garbage in their games. Stop trying to force it. It will never become a natural standard for anyone.
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>>739693946
P-please don't bully... 16gb is enough for me....
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>>739677072
The problem is deeper than that, and you're arguing the wrong point

Like yeah, it's actually pretty easy to gleam that the game is bad without playing it. You dont have to give it a chance to see that.

But like, that's not the issue. It's not a question of whether it's bad, it's a question of actually properly hating it. You cannot fully engage in hating it unless you actually play it. To know it truly and deride ever actual facet of it. To actually feel first hand disgust from it. If you dont do that, you're not actually hating the game, you're just joining in on a performative ritual

And it's what twitter tourists don't understand, because they're obsessed with culture war shit and obsessively winning some perceived argument, so all they care about is the game being labeled bad. True /v/irgins love hating games, and so will actual play them to call them shit. It's actual practice vs empty result
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>>739674943
>Dr Pederast gave the game a 4.3/10
My God, why are zoom zooms so insterested in their opinions.
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>>739675686
>spongebob, Foster's, Gears, CoD, early YTPs, fucking Halo of all things, etc
>zoomer
All those things apply to millennials, zoomie.
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>>739699275
Cope with less than 40% of your country being white, Cletus.
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>>739674238
they did her dirty
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>>739674238
chudbros... it's not looking good for the narrative...
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>>739702626
>eurobrowns
>white
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>>739673070
>little men
Doesnt 007 have a license to kill?
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>>739703884
Moneypenny? Moar liek, MONKEYPENNY!!



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