>*whistles for magic horse*>*autoruns on road to quest marker*>*toucan sam vision activates*>"Hmm... giant slash marks all over the victim... a Drowner™. Gotta be">"Come on, Roach">*follows nose*>*guys in Drowner™ costumes appear*>"OY! BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT! IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET 'EM!">"Shit... you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, then does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half*>"Hmm... Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™. Better tell the village head about this">"Come on, Roach">*autoruns on road back to village*>"OY! BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR, YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?" >"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™. Here's proof": *shows flipper*>"OY! KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD! DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN">"Drowning in Danger" Complete. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH">10 crowns received
>>739679747BASED
>>739679747LOOKS LIKE RPG IS BACK ON THE MENU
I love this copypasta so much.
>Release date 2027Fuck...
>>739679747Kino
>>739679747YES I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TO REPLAY IT AGAIN
>>739679747It's part of their April Fool joke.
>>739679747Now he has 3 swords.>for humans>for monsters>for chopping wood monsters
>>739679747I'm not playing anything made by modern cdpr.Also this copy pasta is endearing, how is it supposed to make the game look bad
>>739681891Fools theory is in truth April's fool theory
>>739679747
>>739679747bump
>>739679747BANANA TIGERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLqktDBIew8
>>739679747nice. can't wait.
>>739679747This is going to be another case of "knocking the old down to big up the new" to lead into 4.
>>739686238PLEASE CIRI I'll FUCKING SUCK YOUR CLIT AND EAT YOUR SHIT I'LL DO ANYTHING
Best post on this subreddit rn.
>>739686238Source?
maybe this'll be the year i finally give this game a play through, maybe.
>>739679747Give him some new armor already
>>739687748They did retard. From the netflix series
I played one and didn't like it too much and skipped to three... I'm sorry.
>>739687561Recent history.
>>739689063Can you elaborate?
last played the game in 2016, is the next-gen update a big upgrade?
>>739690873it adds a quest, incorporates some mods (bug fixes and high-res textures) and adds two sets of armor and swords. for me it runs a bit worse and actually felt a bit buggier. so i installed the brothers in arms bug fix and cut content restoration mod. but if you havent played it for a decade just play it vanilla, it's still great
it better end with this
>>739692392they aren't blood related so it's fine
For some reason I still haven't played this game, looks like I made the right call to wait. Thanks for beta testing fags.
>>739690873its not and honestly doesnt look much better. colors are more washed up
>>739692392How do you think she gets her witcher powers
>>739692895lmao most of the players have died of old age by now
>>739679747I'm happy about this because its my favourite game and I've been looking for an excuse to replay it for the fifth time. I'm also kinda annoyed because Blood and Wine ended Geralt's story perfectly.
>>739696101fuck you cdpr bot, you just posted this in another trhead
>>739685258HOLY KINO
>>739696283So?
>>739679747Lol u butthurt. Blunderborne lost
>>739679747A classic. t. never played this garbage
>>739679747>copypastaI will now replay this game.
>>739679747Would be nice to have as a joke questline
>>739679747Has anyone seen anything more than this, so far?
>>739679747>Recently finish 100%son of a bitch card game got me all fuck up.
So no details revealed and just that it's coming next year?
