It's time to give it up. Folks are simply having a blast
Waitress you've my order wrong, I asked for a new Deus Ex game not this.
Steam chart status?
>>739684202>inb4 that anon posts the fake greentext quote from the dev about op women
>>739684202I am mad about the Priyanga woman but I can see there's also plenty of goonbait and the combat looks decent
>>739684202I really fucked myself going into it thinking it'd be sandbox Hitman maps but with bond, it's very linier and you can brawl your way out of everything nothing matters, you get nothing for stealth and it's quicker to just wreck house, if you're found in off limit areas the screen goes black and you're teleported out, definitely narrative first above all else, I need to get myself out of my own false sandbox bond expectations to enjoy it
>>739684623Yeah found this out pretty early onTheres no reason to do stealth when theres no downside to just brawling everyone and throwing them off ledges and shit
>>739684202>Folkslol
>>739684623are there really not any sandbox stages? I heard it was cutscene-hallway simulator - sandbox - cutscene - hallway simulator - sandboxffs just give me 5 more hitman levels IO I'll be a paypig
>>73968438066K peak players.
>>739685037Unfortunately not, I was really hoping there would be the sandbox maps outside of story and that's where the repeatable fun would come in But no they're basically small action challenges, and small stealth challenges of how fast you can clear courtyards based on the main stages, it's a really big bummer and I'm definitely just gonna play the game in small hour bursts now cause of it
There's nothing wrong with the game. I mean we all expected a Hitman-y game.
>>739684290Imagine you got a new Deus Ex game, but it was exactly this.Stop asking.
>>739684202Common chud L
>>739685237so there's no replay value? I sunk 100s of hours into Hitman so I could have justified $70-80 if this was similar but if it's ALL linear, story rich levels then it seems like I'd be done with it in a weekend
>>739684202They were talking about this game on my local radio. Even boomer shockjocks love it.
>>739684668You're mixing up user reviews and critic reviewes, bot-kun.
>>739685397I would just not buy it.
>>739684290A new Deus Ex game would be exactly this .
>>739685526Boomers make like 75% of James Bond -fanbase.
can somebody post steam chart pic pleasei want to laugh
>>739685606>frogspammer too stupid to use googleMany such cases
>>739685570Well, then guess what I will do?
>>739685493As an also hundreds of hour Hitman guy, no the game doesn't have anything like that, it's just small challenges outside of story, you must go into it expecting Uncharted first to not be disappointed cause it's not Hitman, flat out
>>739685606Higher peak + more expensive than PragmataAnother massive L for chuddies
So basically don't get this unless you want a linear action game?
>>739684202>white man x black womankino
>>739685923But it's $10 cheaper?
>>739686309Correct, Pragmata is $10 cheaper.
>>739686702Pragmata is $70, bond is $60
>>739686982Bond is not $60 post screenshot or stfu
>>739686982No, Pragmata is 60, Bond is 70. Chuddies lost.
I cancelled my amazon order because they delayed it
>>739687059>>739687070Wait they actually made it more expensive for you guys? That has to be the first game in history to do that.
no thanks i'm good
>>739687178yeah this put me off significantly. No way I am paying full price. Maybe a crack comes out soon
>>739687135>That has to be the first game in history to do that.No, that would also be Pragmata since you're saying its 70, when it's 60.
>>73968734270 > 60
It's currently PEAKing at 17th place.This is probably the PEAK of the player count the game will see.I have PEAK pattern recognition and I can see me not enjoying this game. What I have seen of it is generic shit. So I'm not buying it.
>>739684202I concede.
>>739687413Youre dumb and you lost.
>>739685037I got Uncharted 4 for free with my PS4. "Free," I know. It was a great roller coaster ride, but it wasn't a video game. This sounds like the exact same thing. Why are studios still making this shit? The formula is done. They cost a SHITTON of money to produce. The return is evaporating.
>>739685493There are some challenges that need replays to clear, but no, nothing Hitman. The "Hitman-esque" levels are only superficially that. They are entirely on rails and you can't really deviate from what the game wants you to do. There are alternate routes, but basically that just means >Need to get through security checkpoint>There is a press pass 3ft away directly in front of it>There is an open window 3ft away one side>There is a computer you can hack to distract the guards 3ft on the other side of itAnd you have to go through each area as the game wants. It locks other routes out. Like in the chess mission, there is no chance you could ever go to the assassins room early and ambush him. You have to chase him through the laundry and library no matter.
>>739687487lost what? Are you ok?
>>739687503What else would a James Bond game be, retard. Stick to your soulless UE5 chinksouls slops.
Games peak at 18 cet time. We will see in 45 minutes it's true peak.
>>739687430The game isn't even out yet, you fucking mongoloid.
What's the form status?
>>739687620retard
>>739685037You get a black cutie talking to you non stop telling you what to do. I wish I had a black cutie irl telling me what to do.
>>739687541In my time, it was me and my best friend shooting each other with rocket launchers in Nightfire. Idk how this interactive cartoon constitutes a game, but you seem to know best.
>In my time, it was me and my best friend shooting each other with rocket launchers in Nightfire. Idk how this interactive cartoon constitutes a game, but you seem to know best.
Why is /v/ riled up about this game in particular?
>>739684202If they are then why aren't there so much threads? Even Grace still gets threads. This is probably the weakest release that's hyped so far this year
>>739687853They can't stand blast havers like me
>>739684202FUCK YOUUUUUIM GONNA KEEPS STIRRING THESE THREADS TO SHAKEN ALL THOSE SHILLS
>>739687853>>739686081Trannies mad it's handsome white male mc with cute black girl love interest.
>>739687853I'm starting to believe it's unironic china shills. Every western thread is >WEST SUCKS CHINA BETTER ASIAN SUPREMACY DEI DEI WHITE TIMMIES BTFO KOREA GOOD USA BAD
Is it a surprise that in an era of Drumpf being a retard and getting involved in Iran would make woke seem to be somewhat appealing to people?
>>739687853Game is DEI hidden behind a emasculated white guy of a once masculine figure. People are sick of it.
>>739687684R E T U R N E D
This is why PCshits don't deserve games. No, your shitty Microsoft Excel device isn't a substitute for a PS5
is it fun?apparently performance is pretty good
>>739687853half of the game's cast is non-white though i'll give them props for the fat assed, traditionally attractive love interest
>>739688036I am pretty sure Critical Drinker and SyntheticMan will release 20 videos about it.
>>739685874>>739685493This is wrongTheres a mode after completing a map that lets you literally play it like a hitman game with open objectives etc
>>739688084You're right it's not a substitute it fucking shits all over your pisstation. Substitute it an insult.
>>739688093*on PCPS5 its 900p upscaled 30fps
>>739688093>he thinks anybody on /v/ actually played this gameYou are cute.
>>739687503I don't know which one it was but my old housemate lent me her copy of an Uncharted ps4 game, I gave it half an hour but just couldn't get into it at all. Just not my type of game. Just going across ledges and jumping with no real thought involved. It looked pretty I guess
>>739688112I'm sure no one else would be bothered to make any other video about it. Be grateful to get the attention.
>>739688159Enjoying your malware, friendless cuck?
>>739688139>Theres a mode after completing a map that lets you literally play it like a hitman game with open objectives etcbut it is actually like hitman? I heard they kiddified the stealth mechanics
>>739688218They don't make videos on anything that isn't an easy target. They are even more cowardly than /v/tards are who at the very least are contrarian enough to go after well-liked things.
>>739684202bros maybe we were wrong about this one
>>739688242He is misinformed. That's what people thought TacSim was, but it isn't. TacSim is a series of small arcadey missions. Some are wave shootouts. So are stealth maps. But its nothing like Hitman at all. There is nothing Hitmanish to the game at all. Even the few "social stealth" segments aren't like Hitman. They are more like Detroit: Beyond Human honestly, in that you are you actually just walking around looking for interactions that progress the scene.
>>739688242My nigga it's a 3rd person game the stealth is already kiddified.
>people unironically thought IO were going to fuck up making a James Bond game/v/ doesn't play video games, and it shows.
>>739688357>/v/ being wrong about somethingNah, this never happens.
>>739688242>but it is actually like hitman?Yes>>739688401This is a literal AI bot post>detroit beyond human
>>739688110>(((fridge body)))
>>739688414Hitman Contracts is possibly my favourite videogame ever
>>739688442You are the bot, niggerkike. Detroit: "Become" Human is a much closer comparison to the social stealth than Hitman. The social scenes are tense and cinematic, but you are very much on rails. There is no room for creativity like Hitman. You get a few pre-packaged choices.There is no way you can head the albino twins off. No way to skip the laundry or libraries. Or in the pirate area. You have to go get the $100k doing the preset objectives. No option to just sneak past the guard demanding $100k and sabotaging the auction a different way. Its just a series of small arenas where you walk around looking for interactables.
>>739688681The bot is triggered
>>739684202This game shows how bad AMD GPU's are.
>>739684202The fuck even is this unc shit, bruh?
>>739688681EVERY GAME NEEDS TO APPEAL TO ME IT MUST ALL BE MADE FOR ME IF IT ISNT MADE FOR ME ITS SHIT AND GARBAGE ITS SHIT SHIT ITS NOT FOR ME SO ITS BAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>739687853asians fuming that there are cute brown girls in it
>>739688832Which of these 2 (TWO!) TacSim missions in the game are saying playing like Hitman. The one about infiltrating the laundry, or the one about infiltrating the garden party?
>>739689074Unironically.
>>739689074This, but unironically
>>739689074Well 1) Why would I praise a game that doesn't appeal to meand 2) That has nothing to do with my post. The other guy said this game is like Hitman. Its nothing like Hitman. There is no super secret alternate Hitman mode.
>>739689074It might as well appeal to someone. This is like tap water, bland and I'm not going to pay someone to make it me.
>>739689074>EVERY GAME NEEDS TO APPEAL TO MEnot at all, I liked Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing etc as a kid even though they were made for girls/trannies. I don't think every game has to be made for me at all, that would be boring.It's just now studios are actively trying to belittle and mock white men which is a bit different
just what we neededanother generic 3rd person action slop
>>739684202>brownoid incels seethe but lose againWhy am I not suprised
I'm glad I went through all the movies before playing this. The references are so subtle that you really have to be in the know to appreciate the details. This one for instance is a very nice homage to the No Time To Die title sequence.
>>739689367why do the graphics look worse than the Mendoza level in Hitman?it's been years.
>>739689074Why did IOI pitch the game using Hitman with a Daniel Craig model if the resulting game is nothing like Hitman?
>>739685923Except its peak is 1,000 less players than Pragmata, which is really pathetic because Pragmata is a brand new IP compared to Bond's multi-generational status, and Pragmata had detractors throwing around pedophile accusations like candy scaring off a lot of potential buyers. Frankly, 66K peak players is pathetic for an IP like James Bond.
Every single thing I've seen of things thing looked like total ass. From the gameplay to the hand meme nigger to Jack Septiceye being in. James Bond is a RAPED IP.
>>739689424Meds
>>739687853Devs made a big show about making a modern James Bond for the modern audience.
>>739689394it has good graphics
>>739689367The real question, is it stirred or shaken though?
>>739685037There's some "sandbox" in the sense that there are levels where you can get to objectives multiple ways but it's basically like "eavesdrop and find a keycard" or "sneak past the guards" but you're ending up in the same place regardless. It feels like those weird walking sim cod missions but with hitman mechanics over top. I don't hate it, I think you're kind of an idiot if you really saw the promotional material and thought it was actually going to be as open as hitman. The driving sequences fucking suck complete dick though they piss me off and are just there for product placement.
>>739684202
>>739689452I agree, you should be taking your HRT right about now. Chop chop. https://www.cracked.com/image-pictofact-21177-the-new-james-bond-game-has-the-weirdest-celebrity-cameos-imaginableAlso forgot to mention that Shroud is in the game too kek.
>>739689257We actually get very few of those these days and mechanically it's head and shoulders above most of them
>>739689417Will probably peak higher on the weekend. But pretty sure Pragmata didnt cost 200 million to make.
I watched a few hours of Maulers stream and Michael Does Life's stream. Looks like a janky, poorly paced boring, too easy, millennial piece of garbage. Too many red flags to mention I saw but what stood out for me was the lack of innovation in gameplay and in some ways taking a backward step. QTE where you don't even get punished for failing the QTE lol. NPC's that are lifeless and boring and build on nothing from Hitman in 2016. In fact the NPC's in that nu hitman are better programmed than in this shit. A modern game for modern gamers without taste or critical thinking skills. I'm done with this era.
>>739684202Sorry, shill
>>739689257When was the last time we had one. It's all UE5 Soulsslops from china nowadays
>>739689690That gta clone, Minds Eye or whatever?
>>739689661>trusts a guy called Muhammad Ali Bari>007s peak is currently +55k higher than Indiana Jones
>>739684202Nightfire mogs this pos
>>739687853>made by studio that made HITMAN, a series of games that blew up during Covid and has a large audience now>using the James Bond IP, which while old is still known>Woke/Anti-Woke warriors always looking for more scalps for their trophy shelf
>>739689753Niggers and chinks are not sending their best.
>>739684202Why should I give a fuck about this game or about people that play it?
>>739687947thiswe have a deluge of the third world on 4chan atm
>>739688427>>739688357Blessed genuine posts, written by genius posters for genuine anons such as myself.
>>739689523Definitely... stirred.
>>739689989The fuck am I supposed to know why you are caring? All I can tell you is that you do. Don't lie.
>>739690000QUADS OF TRUTHCUT THE CABLE IRAN
>>739689960you lost
>>739689661imagine, if they'd just made another hitman but with a 007 skin, then all the hitman players would be frothing about the game and telling everyone to play it. They'd have a free marketing army. Could have been the 007 game to de-throne Goldeneye and open up normies to "imsim" gameplay the way goldeney introduced FPS.But now it's just a bad licensed game from a stale franchise.
>>739684702That's basically every AAA game>bro you can play the game either blasting guns or like a ghost!!!But then stealth is boring and takes 10 times longer to clear a level, while enemies are not a threat at all so it's pointless.
>>739690000trvke. everyone who hates on 007 is a brownoid turd worlder shill Muhammad over here >>739689661
>>739689645>i watched a few hoursYou spent hours of your life watching someone else playing a video game? What the fuck is wrong with you?
>game is woke but also has hot half naked women with big assesAre they trying to piss off everyone or are wokies so desperate they will literally take anything and they don't care about objectification anymore?
>>739690124what's that 1st in top sellers?
>>739690275Your region is full of soulless Gen Xers.
>game requires you to do the homework of watching 20 old movieswhat were they thinking?
>>739690192>You spent hours of your life watching someone else playing a video game? What the fuck is wrong with you?Saved me 60 quid. plus I enjoy the amusing commentary and live chat
>>739690000Those are some truthful digits.
>>739690359My what?
>>739690275>>739690416
>>739689645You know I actually wish this game was good, but it has everything I hate in video games plus taking bad things from games in the 7th gen that we were already over like batman combat and qtes.
>>739690527>half naked women craving white MC dick>wokeLike I said niggers and chinks are not sending their best.
>>739687853gay zoomer bonde-celeb cameosIOI have a history of being jews (extremely scammy way of purchasing hitman)
>>739690275You know what was a top seller too? Dragon Age The Veilguard.
>>739690527>JS doing stupid shit for engagement*sips drink* and?
>>739690527the women look kinda decent in this one
>>739690275>Tops at 67k>Already losing concurrent playersIt's over for IOI, isn't it?Personally, I'll be dancing on their grave all night.
>>739690769doing better than pragmata
>>739690758If they kill them/knock them out, do they have panties beneath their skirts? Because I remember they used to in Hitman 1&2 but didn't in 3.
>>739689690don't you dare mock islam I mean china like that
>>739684202someone give me a tl:dr for the /v drama of this game. I have not been here for 2 weeks
>>739688093>>739688172720p, as insane as it sounds.
>>739691304It has a pajeeta CEO and there's a cute black woman who lusts for Bonds BWC but Bond is fucking 10/10s in Thailand insteadso its woke.
>>739690769>Tops at 67k>same as Pragmata>more than Death Strandingkek
>>739688454she literally has wide hips and a thin waist, retard
>>739691002Game doesn't give you that much freedom, it's narrative driven not sandbox
>>739690758
>>739691520Fucking kek. She's practically Sarah Silverman, Moshi.
>>739691408007 is farming the ladyboys in thailand? very kino
Jeets are on shilling overdrive today
>>739684202/v/ lost
>>739684202Shan't be buying
>>739688036>emasculatedIn the opening tutorial he fights another guy, they fall through a window and survive, keep fighting, knock over scaffolding, keep fighting and then both pass out.
>>739688093I'm just at chapter 2, but I'm having fun so far. Opening was kind of slow, though it gives you more to do with a nice pace. The training camp chapter was really well done imo. Combat feels good the way Arkham combat did.Guessing enemies not having any kind of peripheral vision and also being kind of braindead was also a thing in the new Hitmans. I throw a guy off a ledge so he lands right in front of another guy, and he's just "whoa, what's that?" for like 10 seconds. These guys are supposed to be SAS lol.
>>739689257You're right the game is generic but it doesn't deserve the level of hate it's getting
>>739691527boooooooooooooooooring
>>739689989Nobody is asking you to care. You entered this thread voluntarily, you're free to leave.
>>739684202>op is having fun getting his assblasted by strong women
>>739689989you literally came and posted here by your own free will, what the fuck is wrong with /v/ these days
>>739691836james has to be rescued by a woman or a black guy at least once every 2 hours of gameplay and half the dialogue and half the dialogue goes like >james says somethign stupid>girlboss tells james to shut up and do as she says
>right at the start of the game, the water forgot to loadWell, that's going to be a fun ride.
>>739692052>Ass status? Blasted.
>>739691594kill yourself faggot you're trying way too hard >>739692158legitimate gripe and very annoying
>>739689367>james is useless>girlboss easily solves his problem and calls him stupid i swear like very cutscene in this entie game goes like that
I'm so glad i'm not a womanhating incel so i can enjoy all these games without pissing my diaper.
>>739689367Is that chick supposed to be the chick from the night club? I just walked up on her lockpicking a door, and Bond acted like they've met before.
>>739692274b-but your gay than!
>Click into Synthetic-Chad stream>Mission is to bypass a guard undetected>Bond walks past the now supposedly distracted guard (Right in front of the guy) and just walks past, objective complete>"CHAT I DIDN'T DO THAT I DIDN'T EVEN PRESS A BUTTON THE GAME PLAYS ITSELF THIS IS A FAKE FUCKING VIDEO GAME"What did he expect, Bond is slop for the masses, the game has to be that too
>>739687853all these pathetic pasty tiny dick timmies who are all incels are spamming this board with their shitty white boy rage wahhhh muh woman bad i hate women so much because theyre all fucking BBC and not my tiny cracKKKer dick, old /v/ hated pathetic virgins like these white timmies and always preferred cinematic games.
>>739687947been noticing this as well>DA WEST DA WESTlike no american uses the term "the west"just like no german, no frenchie, no brit, no polack etc calls themselves "european" or "western"anyone using the term DA WEST is a chinkshill, straight up
>>739692219Nigger her name is literally Roth. You are a kike who prefers fridge bodies.
>>739688036confirmed for not a bond fan at allthe main villain in his 2nd film is killed by the bond girl, saving bond in the processsame shit happens in thunderball (4th film)
>>739684202Why are you retards trying to force this? Nobody cares if it succeeds or flops.I might pick it up during a sale.
Are the Hitman comparisons from people who have never played Hitman? I am very far into the game and there is no mission anything like Hitman so far. The game is closest to linear Sony games.
fuck me british accent are so disgusting
It's a pretty good Uncharted clone but a bad Hitman-like
>>739691486/v/sisters???? It was supposed to flop, why is it beating our chud approved games????
>>739692681only valid if you're not an anglo
>>739691836He's talking about the many times when Bond gets bested by some guy, just for a woman to show up to save him.
>>739692175I'll say I haven't had any severe bugs, the only technical problem is the driving sections run pretty bad
>>739692681saar
>>739690758I've noticed this in more and more modern games, they make the females normal looking but the story presents them as some 10/10 goddesses that every man on earth is supposed to lust after when they are like a 5 or 6/10. I guess it's a good middle ground so chuds are less likely to make fun of your game and leftists don't mind buying it.
>>739693401they do that in movies and music too
>>739692681Oi James, you takin' a shit in there??
>>739693401It's pandering to women. Women hate to see, read about, or listen to women who are more beautiful or better than them in any way. At least with Ozempic culling the hogs, we won't have to see fat bitches in mainstream media as much as we did years ago.
>>739693030Calling this game woke or pragmata anti-woke is just very fucking stupid. Especially since the little girl character was adopted and rightiods absolutely hate adoption (Just look at Japan's treatment of orphans)
Is it just me, or are the graphics in this game insanely uneven? So far, I am past the intro and visual fidelity is all over place. The enviroments look great, but the water and the sky looks like something out of a PS2 era. And I have everything on ultra.
>>739688112>SyntheticMan will release 20 videos about it.He's literally never released more than 1 video about any specific game, it's funny how much he makes you seethe. His biggest enemy is a genuine ogre rapist tranny with murder fetishes btw, tells you everything.
>>739692395>Syntheticthis KKK nazi pedophile timmy with a tiny dick and no lips hates everything he is irrelevant like white timmies on tinder
>>739694413thats just how their engine looks
>>739684202>amazon sloppamiss me with that shit. the bell curve is always correct. the retarded masses fall into the middle.
>>739693401>leftists>buying vidyagood one
>>739684668>therefor
>>739694615Your favorite game still plays itself
I wonder how many people are like me now and are just completely apathetic outside of pointing and laughing when games fail or developers deservedly lose their jobs. If a game succeeds it doesn't really affect me because the devs have long since made it clear I wasn't their audience, they hate me, and I wasn't going to play it anyways, so now it's just waiting to celebrate the loss of my self professed enemies.
>>739685923So Pragmata also flopped?
my fucking DLSS has disappearedit was working fine yesterday and now on launch day it's fucking broken?
>>739684202If a modern Bond game is liked by modern game journos, it's simply isn't a good Bond
>>739684202Give what up? It came out yesterday, could be good, could be slop ... idk, and frankly don't care
>>739695073wow you're so cool ranjeesh
>>739695510I love how paid Indian shills are getting to the point where they are implying their opposition are Indians themselves because it holds such a negative connotation. But yeah, cooler than you anyways.
>>739685449>Common chud Lcan't even beat Pragmata's peak. Stay losing tranny.
do the guns have real names and modelling? or is it generic unlicensed guns?
>>739695719costs $10 more, its more profitable.
>>739692681Ok Ranjol, you can stop crying about imperialism now
>>739689417>66K peak players is pathetic for an IP like James Bond.It also cost $200+million to make, so not even beating Pragmata is kinda embarassing. Leftists will still try and claim victory though.
>>739690658he's wrong about "top of the charts" being an own because that metric only means shit competition on a slow day. Same with the Assassins Creed Shadows PR blurbs.ergo you lost becaise we can see the peaks aren't impressive.
I just got to the scene where he literally cucks Moneypenny. good stuff. Game is fun
>>739685449Pretty sure leftoids are the ones kvetching about about First Light being too chud-coded, fellow xister.
>>739690869>doing better than pragmata>67k is better than 68ksure thing noseberg.
>>739695759200m budget says otherwise.
>>739695759You think the 007 licence was as free as you're mum?
BUT IS THE GAME ANY GOOD?PLEASERESPOND
>>739696184Refer to steamcharts
>>739685096is that good for launch?
>>739696184Yes75% is the lowest when it comes to languages. The game is sitting at 90%.
>>739696131>pulling numbers out of his ass kek anti-shills are in shambles
>>73969632090%? Peanuts.
>>739696184It's alright. I just finished the first real mission and it was fun, but it's definitely a movie game.>>739696312Hard to say since it depends on what IO paid for the license.
I really like the little brush off the shoulder animation when he gets up from taking someone out or jumping up off a ledge
You know I actually bought the game because it was dirt cheap in my country for some reason and despite absolutely hating the tutorial mission and thinking of refunding, the basic training was a lot of fun and made me wanna keep playing, hope the game is good.
That's fine, but I'm still not gonna play it simply because I don't want to.
>>739696312This is a console game
It feels like they made an uncharted gameI dont think its ''''bad''' but I definitely had misaligned expectations expecting more hitman
>>739696550>It feels like they made an uncharted gameSo bad.
>>739696550We've been telling you Hitman fags for months and months that this is Uncharted, watch a single fucking gameplay showcase for once instead of shitting up these threads
ohhhhhh it's tryin! what will the weekend peak look like blast havers? over/under 80k?
>>739696656what does lying about shit like this on a norwegian snow show forum do for you? nobody believes you and you'll never prove your claim. so what's the point?
>>739696656Sure but I didnt expect the literal jeep mission from UC4 or the ship graveyardThey really did just copy naughty dogs homework
>>739696312It should be since the studio is European.
>>739697031ND hasn't made a good uncharted game after 3.
>>739697161Yeah 4 was so fucking bad and I couldn't even finish the lesbian one.
>>739692261In that exact cutscene James has broken into the car and hotwired it before she even dangles the keys. I don't know how that comes across as anything other than extremely capable.
>>739696656I'm enjoying the game but I absolutely agree. It's a good Uncharted game but a bad hitman.
>>739696760100k+
>>739684202Does it have a cool villain? Bond movies are their villain.
>>739697286I remember during the PS3 era I liked Uncharted and I thought it was just like Prince of Persia the previous gen. Then I went back to Prince of Persia and the platforming is on a whole other level, Uncharted is just automatic shit and requires almost no input the whole time and every single adventure game with platforming has been like that ever since. I guess it's because it makes you FEEL like you're doing something despite not requiring any input, like I said at the time it made me believe it was good.This game is not even pretending to have platforming but I guess that's less dishonest.
>>739697414It kinda has a bunch of fake out villains before you see the real guys. And they don't have disfiguring facial scars like every other bind villain but maybe he gets one idk I'm not done yet. but gold mask dude has a pretty cool design
>>739697480yeah the platforming is even more rigid in this game, but I'd does for stealth what uncharted did for climbing. it's linear as fuck but feels pretty good to play still. And I think the combat is a pretty big step above uncharted. Just as easy, but more fun
>>739697496>gold mask dudeboringeyes wide shut AI sloppa
>>739697301
>>739697031The gunplay and melee is better.
>>739697578that movie is so kino (((they))) killed the directorbut it really doesn't look like those masks at all either way
>>739697286I feel like it's Uncharted with more low key sections so far. I've only done the first real mission which was the Hotel, but there seemed to be multiple ways to get to objectives, but ultimately the way you complete an objective doesn't change anything because completing the objective just gets you to the next set piece moment.Just rolling with things if you fuck up trying to stealth something is also fun since the combat isn't horrible.
>>739697656yeah definitely. like the parts of Unc3 where you didn't have a gun and did a bunch of melee fights and had a bunch of contextual animations, but the whole game is just that. I think it's fun but it definitely won't be for everyone
>>739696312Depends, for a game that costed not too much money like an AA or indie it's really good, for an AAA level game, unless consoles carry the sales, it's pretty bad, specially since the retention is so low on this game.This game peaked at 67k and immediately dropped to 66k staying there for several hours, that's pretty bad if the finances haven't been pretty tight during development.
>>739692052>ass is having a blastOP wins again
>>739697892>costedesl tip, "cost" is also the past tense version of the word. As in "that game from last year cost too much to be worth the price"
>>739698002nerd
>>739698069if you want to participate on an English speaking website I want you to speak the best English you can, friend
>>739698069retard, who the fuck says 'costed'
>>739684202>>739685096It flopped. Sad too, Hitman guys making a Bond game sounded great on paper. Making him a modern day zoomer appeals to no one since kids don’t care about Bond and older guys can’t relate. Your strength is open maps with one goal and high levels of replayability. I watched 2 hours of this game and it was nothing but cutscenes and linear set pieces
>>739696415How is this not overwhelmingly positive?
>>739689523>yo barperson, lemme get dat flossed, not stirred
>>739697480>Uncharted is just automatic shit"Platforming" in uncharted exist mainly to enhance the gunplay
>>739698002>>739698118>>739698134Imagine being this much of a loser, specially when I speak English better than over 70 or 80% of English countries that can't differentiate between their, there and they're, among other shit, despite being the only language they speak.
>>739698173This is true, but to add to that the controls are aboslutely awful, sprint is the same button as hide in cover so if you want to sprint past some boxes or anything else waist height bond will just stick to them as cover instead. There is also auto aim which you can't completely disable, so you're trying to aim like you would in a normal shooter but bonds aim get stuck on pretty much everything in the environment that is destructable and any enemies in the way of your target. I honestly can't believe these are the same devs that made Hitman.
>>739698351Your English is very good, it's just a small thing to help you further improve bro. I love you.
>>739698295It needs to meet a constant threshold of monthly reviews to be put as overwhelmingly positive, I don't remember if it was 100 or 1000 monthly reviews.
>>739697237This was misrepresented as far back as the first fucking trailer, and you could see Bond had already hotwired it then, too.
What exactly is the RoI on a game like this? I don't really get how so many of these supposed flops from big companies that then go around to make more games is that big of a leap to say that a game like this was probably not that expensive to make? It's a licensed game using a newer graphic engine, it probably was as expensive to make as say Tainted Grail or Pragmata was to make.
>>739698351>he's actually ESLyou shouldn't be allowed on 4chan
>>739698351Anon why are you sperging out?A native English speaker gives you a tip so that you arent instantly seen as an ESL and you lambast him?Chill out and take it as a friendly fyi
>>739692261>hotwires the car>does the unexpected>doesn't just follow the rules>doesn't need her help reallyBond is based
>>739698465So that's how it works, cheers.
>>739694615you leftist troon cucks sure love to call everyone a pdf
>>739685397>>739684290UnIronically, if they added a fucking Character Customization and called it something else (like Alpha Protocol 2). This would be a certified BLAST
>>739689367nuQ-branch laughing at the jetpack should be considered high treason
>>739699001It wouldn't really be like Alpha Protocol anyway.
What kind of lair does the villain have? Volcano? Underwater? Jungle? Island? This will determine whether I buy it or not
>>739699149donut shop mascots ass
>>739694615>irrelevant like white timmies on tinderuhhh blackbros?
>HEY! SINK, YOU STUPID SPEEDBOAT!
>>739684202haul: longhaving: a blastreturn: to formcritically: acclaimedchuds: ownedqueens: slaying
>>739699914
>>739699914*looks at Marathon*
5'8" bond Le dexter sonShit mechanicsWeak story10/10
>>739699149african mud hut
>>739699149shuddersLondon
>>739701440there's only 2 heights in the game, one for male and one for female. Because that made sense in hitman for disguises but here it was just lazy
>>739699149
>>739699149Megatower I guess. Kinda like a Watch Dogs location. But there's a good mission in a beach resort too
>>739684202But does it have enough momentum to beat the 2024 Flop of the Year?
>>739685096>>739696312>>739696492>>739697892It launched on tuesday... most games launch on thursday/friday and reach peak concurrent player count on the weekend.
Black Moneypenny is cuteShe's actually less progressive than the Craig Moneypenny who was introduced as a field agent
>>73970304990k subhumans should be put down, imagine thinking veilguard even had a chance at being goodwhy are people so stupid man
>>739696760it MIGHT break 70. weekday launch is insane
>>739684202/v/ was wrong again? say it ain't so!
see you in a few months when all the articles about the actual sales for this start popping up
bond smol pp confirmed
>>739689367bond was always about powerful women. incels are seething for no reason because strong women are literally part of the bond universe. but ya'll gotta be mad at something
>>739703785Special agent penis is 6" long and shaped like a crack pipe.
>>739696760ooooohit's close to beating Pragmata. ChudXisters, Discord meeting NOW.
>>739703817>bond was always about powerful womenfleming wrote that bond could turn lesbians straight lol, powerful in a certain sense, sure>y'alla reddit user or a nig, makes sense
I don’t trust any game that gets praised by the media in a very vague way. No real talk about gameplay or anything. Just “it’s heckin great!”I bet it’s slop and the glazers are shills
>>739703785no no that was about his height
lmao i can see why the reviews are so good for this, it's so pathetically easy on intended that journalists can beat it without having to even do 'stealth' maneuvering against the nearsighted and deaf enemy AI
>>739703049It's already beating the biggest success of 2026 though.
>literal indian tranny is the only love interestjesus christ
>>739703049I don't think it will beat Veilguard, but I really don't want it to beat Pragmata.Both are at 68k peak right now.
>>739704382Still not beat it. It's not over till the fat lady sings. Your current player numbers are going down as of now.
>all-time peak 18 minutes agoOh no no no shitposters, I believe we've lost...
>>739704406>literal indian tranny is the only love interestOf course race-mixing is a mandatory for these games.
>James Bus
>>739704604and it had to be a transgender too.
>>739704548C H I N A B O T S
>>739704548It's wednesday, neet.
>>739692295Anon, she's the maid that enters the room and Bond's like "jet lag, gets me every time" like five minutes before you see her with the lockpick.
>>739704406Is she actually a tranny?
>>739704548still hasn't beat Pragmata yet. Better luck tomorrow.
>>739699091It was funny. Imagine how dangerous a 60s flying backpack would be and how few fucks Connery gave to use it to fly up to the Big Ben (canon).
>>739704674can't be. We would have heard about it by now.
>>739704674What will it take for anons to stop blindly believing what First Light shitposters say to try and shit on the game?
>>739704979No tranny romance option no buy
>>739703817>ya'll
>>739684202its a bit of a slow start but Im enjoying it so far
>>739703785Anon...
>>739684202The perfect marriage between steam reviews being completely disconnected from reality and the absolute collapse of AAA where masses aren't willing to risk getting burned on launch and only the idiots invested in manufactured hype taking up movieshit as their identity leave unhinged reviews.Bad end: Every AAA property is now functionally Sonic the Hedgehog.
All nu marketing is really just pretending games do good and are well received, rather than even attempting to make a good appealing game and thus earning it. And while it's not part of that marketing (because who would pay for such low quality), I just want to point out that Pragmata threads (since it was brought up) during release strangely never had forced>oh no no no, something something lostbaitfaggotry so you can about guess who desperately needs this to be a win. Like who in the fuck shitposts in favor of a game that's supposedly perfect according to modern gayming journos (high review scores must go for extra cheap these days if this is a 10/10).
>AAA James Bond game can't beat a AA new IP literally who robot girl game Yeah I'm thinking it's over
>>739705447how dare you besmirch my pure sonic games
So no sandboxes? If so might as well max difficulty this so I can get the most mileage. Replaying linear single player game is just boring to me
>>739704406Looks like a tanned white woman to me
>>739705447It's insane to me how obvious it is that even at this point the concern for AAA game development isn't to shift directions back to something reasonable, but to figure out how they can best manipulate the varies steam stats as well.
da evil White man is wacist
>>739704674it's heavily implied "they" had a "past life" he wasn't comfortable with.
>>739705705there's TWO entire sandboxes, anon! remember to post a positive review thanking the devs :)
>>739684202what's with this coordinated guerilla marketing campaign to get me to be happy/upset about games for which I'm not the target audience being good/bad anyway?I quite literally could not care less
>>739705786Anon, the only non-white Bond villains I can name are Mr Big and Dr No
>>739705447I don't know what kind of Deadpool snapback wearing putrid soilent consumer pig gets some random James Bond game day. Are you that starved in ways to distract yourself with? Mando and Grogu didn't hit so you can't watch it 5 times like every other SW film?
>>739705786Don't look up the ethnicity of Blofeld, Grant, Goldfinger, Largo, Scaramanga, Stromberg, Drax, Kristatos, Orlov, Zorin, Koskov, Whitaker, Trevelyan, Carver, Elektra, Renard, Le Chiffre. Mr. White, Greene, Silva, C or Safin.
>Bond doesn't get to fuck Cressida0/10. Yes, I know he fucks like a stud in this game, but Cressida was special. :(
>>739706107Cressida was built for BMC and BBC the second B is for bomb.
>have to go to a location called TransworldWhat did they mean by this?
>>739705907>>739706080It's an ironic shitpost
>>739685096flopped even veil guard had 90k on launch
James "Buck Breaker" Bond
>>739705904It's to tell you the game doesn't need you, but also that you are missing out
>>739684202Maybe I've been spoiled by the Craig saga but the videogame just doesn't have the "vibe". I know this franchise is not supposed to be taken too seriously but I liked the dramatic (more serious) side of things of Casino Royale, Skyfall, No Time to Die. There's just too much of Uncharted-esque writing in this game and some of the most mind numbing, out of place, padding, like finding the keys for that guy in the resort mission and so on. It just feels like a Bond game directed and written by a group of people who love MCU maybe just a tiny bit too much, although it's clear that they're well familiar with the Bond franchise as well. It's probably the best Bond game when you view it as a whole package but I'm sure you can do much, much better than this.Yes I know it's an origin story and you can't really compare it to an established character portrayed by Craig but even then Casino Royale doesn't waste any time showing you his first kills etc. We already know who James Bond is, why the hell must we go from scratch again?Interested to see what they'll cook up next.
>best Bond>drops the PPK halfway through his moviesForever will be mad.
>>739706769the "new" movies dont really have the vibe eitherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ono-pu9ON6I
>>739696312200 million budget game>Without being too precise, Hitman 2016… let’s say it was a $100 million game. Hitman 2 was maybe $60 million. Hitman 3 was $20 million. Obviously, there’s a bigger investment into Bond.if this is the best FL can pull, expect articles in a few months about how IOI is laying off 1/4 of the studio.
>>739706107>>739706169And now, she will never have ANY C
>>739687853They really thought it was going to be a regressive game where you do nothing but run around corridors shooting people.
>>739705786I thought it was a reference to the matrix reloaded. I'm not kidding at all
>>739696312Console sales aside, it's at Pragmata's level and that was a success for Capcom even after six years of semi-dev hell.
I always thought James Bond movies were self insert fantasies for accountants.
>>739706880I've not seen the old ones in a good decade and a half and I only watched them once. I'll be honest I grew up with the Brosnan ones but I don't remember particularly disliking the ones with Connery either. I definitely prefer the ones with Craig over Brosnan though, including the cast.
>>739687853Their shitposting over a spineless Bond that doesn't flirt nor get pussy and who is bossed around by women turned out to be so utterly wrong they switched tactics to outright Indian shitposting.
>No multiplayer>$70 +tip>Reskinned Hitman
>>739707195>spineless BondIn the end, the spineless one was Cressida
>>739707113Bond is a male fantasy, yeah. Always was>well dressed chap that visits exotic locales you will never ever go to, effectively lords over the locals, always know the perfect quip to say, gets every woman he ever wants, saves the day from a doomsday plot and is suave while doing it allNo matter if you read the books in the 50s, saw the movies in the 60~90s or played the games as a kid in the 2000s, Bond was always cool if you were a straight dude.
>>739707283Cressida really had her hopes and dreams crushed when the pillar exploded her spine and was paralyzed from the waist down. Even though her Dad tells one of his colleagues the doctors think she can just walk it off at the museum gala a few days later.
>>739699114that's a good thing, original Alpha Protocol's gameplay was a mess. You cast stealth and can walk from the start to the end of the level with literally 0 repercussions
>>739707283
>>739707397>gameplay was a messNot really. Every thing was dicated by what stats you used. As it should be in any action rpg. The main complaints were like >I'm not effective with shotguns when I don't have points in shotgunsYeah, no shit retard. It's objectively the best form of game design
>>739707195he gets pussy multiple times throughout the game though. It's fine if you can't afford it or something you don't have to act like a sperg in threads
>>739707092>after six years of semi-dev hell.Means different things depending on the company budget wise. I'd imagine with Capcom, the devs would just get assigned to one of the multiple other RE engine games in development, so Pragmata not progressing might not result in Capcom just burning money. Unlike say Dragon Age dev hell where Veilguard was the only game Bioware has in the pipeline.
>>739707495Not to defend shitposters. But we are on a website for otaku wizards who jack off explicitly and exclusively to Japanese 2D designs. That's never been a self deprecating tongue in cheek joke. The sooner newfags and tourists accept this reality the better.
>>739707495Learn to read, friend.
>>739684202But I’m having more of a blast than anyone that bought the game by not buying it, therefore I’ve won and OP is a faggot loving nigger cuck
>>739706107My prediction is, if they get a sequel, Cressica will be the voice in a chair for you while Moneypenny becomes a field agent like she implies interest in early on.
LONDON?
Really awesome balance of encounters one after another
>>739684202Introducing the supercomputer was a mistake. Bond being able to do the 1% doesn't make him special. it's bound to make mistakes as it is v2 but with v3 it'll be good enough to always be 100% in its predictions.Felt like a deus ex machina kind of thing and it wasn't even a chekov's gun at all
>>739707583>>739707605sorry boys I just joined the thread and had a full retard moment
>>739707639She leaves Bond a goodbye note saying it's the end for her career and she's fucking off to live with her mom and for him not to feel bad about everyone else either getting killed or also fucking off.
>>739707639As long as Bond gets to fuck Cressida, I'm game.
>>739707639
>>739707639>redhead>once an active agent, becomes paralyzed>ends up in a wheelchair>becomes the voice in your ear
>>739707724Anon, THEIA's been fucking up the odds and the info it uses to create said odds for at least a decade. 009 wasn't a traitor.
>>739707781>>739707784see>>739707739
What would you like in a sequel?>Leiter>SPECTRE tease without fully involving them>Maybe Trevelyan
>>739707864Babs also thought her career was over at first...
>>739707845thanks for the heads up, that's all i needed to not buy this bullshit game.
The game hints several times that even though bonds pals and buddies get blown up in the early game. That there are still agents interested in joining field ops or the 00 program. If there is a sequel there's probably going to be plenty of them as characters who then also get killed off in a mission or be a traitor or someone incompetent who gets bribed that Bond has to put down brutally Like in the movies
>>739707864She can always come back for a sequel. General audience seems to love her.
>>739707896I feel like they blew their Alec load with the 009 falseflag. Honestly the Craig movies made me not give a damn about Blofeld or Spectre, do something wholly original for the vidya continuity. Let's see this Bond grow from a 26yo bright newcomer tothe mid-40s tired psycho spy we love.
>>739708008>For England, James?
>>739708010I mean she's fine but none of the other agents have much of a character outside of her and monroe and then even then, it's just a shallow and predictable love story that you can see ending the way it does as soon as it begins. The moment they bring up a romantic interest in the game it's impossible to not know that one or both are going to die horribly.
>>739708127Okay, but what if we DIDN'T rip off Austin Powers this time?
>>739708127>psycho I never understand this fringe shitpost? People don't actually care about bond girls or side characters getting killed off as a consequnce of their own actions do they? Even Bond's correctly thinkls of them as, shouldn't have been involved with criminals with terrorists if you didn't want to meet your justified and earned bad end.
>>739684202>>739687907>>739697916>>739699001>>739699981>>739707629>>739696760
>>739706107Wasn't she into Monroe?
>>739708268For some reason there are people who can't accept that a 00s sole job is to do the righteous thing and go and put down whatever dog queen and country have ordered them to for the good of their people.
>>739708268He's a guy who’s found a way to sublimate his sadomasochistic, paranoid, and obsessional personality trends—along with his early traumatic losses and hyper-sexuality—into a way of living where these things become actual virtues. Not to mention the lack of care for human life needed to earn a license to kill. From most to least psychopathic:>Moore > Connery > Brosnan > Craig > Dalton
>>739708356As if that ever stopped Bond from fucking a girl.
>>739684202if its good it will still be good when its 5dollars
>>739707781exactly my thoughts
>>739708605In fact, it's Craig Bond's type. Taken.
>>739708008game fails to add characterization. never felt attached to anyone. and anyone who knows bond knows that he works alone, so the supposed "twist" didn't really matter
>>739695814Who do you think taught them english and allowed them to travel or get online in the first place, you stupid fucking retard?Britbongs DESERVE being raped into kebab meat because in a time where you could've just wiped out entire ethnic groups with newly discovered industrial revolution technology they did nothing and now there's 1.5 billion jeets everywhere.>>739707961The plot is a shittier Tomorrow never dies, writing is somewhere between postal 2 and borderlands in terms of finesse and quality>for over a decade MI6 outsourced its intelligence to chat gupta>Indian M is overjoyed with the new technologies saar>plot twist, the AI hallucinates shit>oh wow, the creator of chat gpt is fucking evil and rich and sends his psycho son with mercenary hitmen™ to plant evidence or kill extra people to validate AI hallucinations after MI6 acts on them>there's a super mystery mutt woman that is super mysterious and nobody knows who she is or who she works for, Bazaar Bargain Ada WongYou could prompt grok to write a better story, ironically.
>>739707731That's okay, you're support this game, so it's to be expected.
Threads about this slop are forced and will stop completely within 1 week
>>739684202Reviews just tell you if it's bad, not if it's popular. People generally won't buy games they know they won't like.
>>739709138I'm just not idea logically opposed to video games. I've got other shit to worry about and this is a fun white protagonist all things considered
>>739709268this. this feels like the most astroturfed shit everwouldn't be surprised if they somehow botnet-bought these Steam reviews
>>739708748Greenway is fine but also it's beyond obvious what his fate will be from the minute he's introduced.
>>739689643>But pretty sure Pragmata didnt cost 200 million to make.>7 year dev time at least and massive shill campaign I dunno man
>>739709567>have botnet>be developers>give free keys to botnet>bot reviews>astroturf positive perceptionThis shit is wild, its why i made a thread on the steam suggestion forums ages ago, about how you need to shadow-ban the reviews of any account thats new, or hasn't bought with actual cash, real games from more than 1 developer.I got dogpiled by a bunch of subhuman redditors who whined about how it was 'unfair', and denied that reviews could be botted, and claimed that guys like me somehow review-bot games, not new phishing accounts.God these people are such fucking subhuman retards.
>>739709567What's this supposed to prove? That people buy shit from third-party stores? The reviews end up falling in within the same 8/10 category, even after you aggregate them independently.
>>739705786Blacks are violent but not evil. It’s like saying sharks are evil because they have a natural predator instinct. It takes a white or yellow mind to hijack a nuclear submarine, build a space death ray, or understand the supply, demand economics of gold. Opportunistic impulse vs cunning planning.>Current FBI most wanted list is entirely whites or asains >longest standing fugitives are all white
>>739709567>this feels like the most astroturfed shit everYou say this every single time.
>>739687620>buying the game automatically gives you the deluxe edition and therefore early accessWhy not just say it releases on the 26th?
>>739706769>It just feels like a Bond game directed and written by a group of people who love MCU maybe just a tiny bit too muchFrom the people who brought us Hitman 2 and 3? No way!
What race do you think Leiter is in this universe?
>>739684202why is every streamer and their mom playing this movie
>>739709814oh i'm sorry. no um after posting i realized when i originally made the pic, i should've included the score from the top of that store page>steam keyshave their own score in the filter at the bottom, the one shownthe score you see on the front page is from accounts that bought the game on Steam and incurred the 30% tax as opposed to 0% with Steam keys so yes, it wouldn't surprise they used accounts to do that and with 4000 reviews as of now, you'd need 400 accounts to have it made jump from 80% to 90% unless my math is wrong
>>739708152Anon, I'm gonna be honest with youI just want Oracle back in ANY form
>>739709814>I got dogpiled by a bunch of subhuman redditorshhh, reddit is best left alone, only go there if you absolutely have to. It's all one big circle-jerk echo-chamber (and that's without politics, it could be anything that get people ratio'd).
>>739711943i dont use reddit at all, i just assumed that the people disagreeing with me on the Steam forums were from there, they have the usual pathologies and inability to understand hypotheticals.
>>739687853concordfags and culture war mindrape victims
>>739711142Must be an astroturfing campaign, james bond is a very niche franchise.
>>739713481>james bond is a very niche franchise.I can't believe I lived long enough to hear thisFuck, I'm old
>>739713481fr never heard of it before it showed up on my feed. shit is unc coded
WHY ARE CULTURE WARRIORS CALLING THIS GAME WOKE?WHY?IT MAKES NO SENSEARE THEY FUCKING CRAZY?WE ARE SUPPOSED TO REWARD AAA DEVELOPERS WHEN THEY MAKE STUFF NOT BE WOKE, NOT KEEP GRASPING AT STRAWS LOOKING FOR ANY BULLSHIT REASON TO STILL PUSH A NONSENSICAL BOYCOTT AGAINST THEMLEARN TO WIN, MOTHERFUCKERS, OR ELSE YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING BUT FUCKING LOSERS FOREVER
>>739713635Stop pretending, retard.
>>739713835Accurate depiction of modern day Britain. What's the problem?
No...
>>739713835Did you bitch this much when Roger Moore was getting dominated by Grace Jones?
>>739713835M is attractive as fu
Forgive me guys... but I am about to blast off
>>739714215HagAnd that's a good thing
>>739713835It was never about having every single character be white you mongoloid, it was about making every character ugly on purpose.this game is full of very attractive and sexy women and it lets Bond be Bond and fuck them unapologetically.
Where were you when they made Bond a trans man?
>>739714425>It was never about having every single character be white you mongoloid,Woke was always anti-white racism and trying to replace whites in media whenever possible.It's ideologically critical race theory which has its roots in post-marxist leftist ideologies, e.g. Gramsci & friends, who postulated that to create a socialist revolution in the West you need to fight and win a culture war.The "cultural hegemony" Gramsci talked about evolved into "whiteness" in the United States, hence all leftists hating whiteness in all its forms.
Reminder that people doubted Craig being Bond too
here's your vidžya
>>739688036People who care about shit like this are not and never will be masculine.
>>739714720he could never work for a film and a sequel would have to age him up at least 5 years but I thought he was alright
AI bad.
067 Bond slop in 2026. Disgusting.
>>739714979kino
>>739714139>Chris-chan Bond replacement modNow I will play your game
I watched the full game on youtube and I found the story pretty engaging. Dunno why people are so angry about this game.
>>739714612The game doesn't hate whites.Most of the characters in the game are white.The MC is white
>>739715969It's the weird shitpost culture this place cultivated. The game is genuinely not woke and at least as good as the uncharted games. nigs and bots, as usual
Waiting on the voices edition
>>739713835if you play the fucking gamethe only diversity quotas there are M and Moneypenny. But they're both cute so its all fine
>>739715969Some people on the Internet have developed a Pavlovian response to seeing anything other than an ablebodied cis straight white man
>>739716350But James is a cis straight white man
Is this actually a worthwhile buy? I've seen some gameplay, looks alright.
>>739716462The footage is very representative of the game. If you think the combat looks fun and want to sit through a lot of cinematic walk and talk/cutscenes it's good. Otherwise you might get bored
man, there's some serious Surf Dracula bullshit going on in this game. When does Bond stop doing training courses and start being Bond?
>James gets the idea for shaken not stirred from a woman
>>739716675after like an hour you fuckin ADHD lord
>>739716675The premise of the game is him being new to being Bond. It isn't until like the third full mission that he starts really doing things his own way.
>>739716681You know actual point of "shaken not stirred" is it's considered a low class way to take a vodka martini, and it was supposed to show up Bond as being a little rough around the edges and unrefined?
>>739716425MoneypennyM
>>739716681and?
>>739716814>>739716921mad?
>>739696656>WeWho the fuck is we, you turbo faggot? I didn't tell that anon anything.
>>739716681alcoholic here, shaken martinis are shit. Stirred are slightly better but dirty martinis are where it's at. Only Skyfall Bond ever ordered one of those
>>739698351>bixnood mufuggaTruly the response of someone who is secure in themselves and not an idiot.
>>739716947It's just funny it carries this weight in the franchise as Bond's signature sophisticated drink, when Flemming was actually saying Bond is a bit of a thug.
>>739716947>guy gets a drink from the first femme fatale that left a lasting impression on him as a personThere is nothing wrong with that
>>739687853because they're shitting up Bond
>>739717045How?
>>739705372>marketingmaterial2482.png Thank you for your work, anon. Didn't read, though.
>>739716250>not woke
Uh wait for the weekend?
Wokeslop
>>739717110It's basically as successful as Pragmata
>implying zoomers drink alcohol at allZoomer Bond should drink smoothies or something
>>739717093yeah you dumb poor jeet, what's the woke part? how he fucks multiple women and cucks one live on camera during the game? how he is the most capable individual in the whole story as a white male? what's your shitskin dialogue tree like at this point?
>>739717070same way as always>emasculated man taking cues from girlbossesand it's only going to get worse as Amazon tries to stand up an entire Bondverse
>>739715969>>739716250>>739716350
>>739716350Why would you make this post in response to that?
>>739717190But he defies orders from them several times.
>>739717235you replied to a shitpost/bot brother
>>739717190>Men are so insecure in masculinity that they cannot even listen to a woman without collapsing
>>739717036there's plenty wrong with it, but I wouldn't expect a zoom zoom to understand masculinity
>>739717180The budget for Pragmata was probably a lot lower than an Amazon funded James Bond game
>>739717289>masculinity>drinking a martini in the first place
>>739717298Amazon made this? It all make sense now.
Is less than 100k players for a AAA game using an expensive licensed IP and a staff of over 500 people based in expensive countries like Denmark, Sweden and the UK good?
>>739717289if you only got drink recommendations from your dad you would still be drinking cum, fagboy
>>739717180That's not...great.
>>739717217hmm? All I said was I watched the game on youtube. Theres nothing offensively bad or woke in it. The story is engaging enough. I dont really care about the gameplay as I'm never going to actually play it, I just wanted to watch the story as I like James Bond.
>>739717284Wonder how many of them know who is the current chief of the real life MI6.
>>739684202Double O 6-7
>>739717356bodied that unc freak
kek ok I just got to the part where the evil femme fatale is revealed Chinese. now I see why all the threads are like this
I'm having a blast
>>739717494>Muh boogiemanMaybe the game is just mid lil guppo
>>739717346Yes, ignore the unrelated layoffs later this year.
>>739684202>bot the early player numbers, astroturf the reviews.Corpo tricks are so boring once you notice them.
>>739717190That's just Goldeneye though. Bond taking orders from a stern older woman (with there being palpable sexual tension) is something people associate with the franchise, at this point.
>>739717581yeah, it's a fine 7/10. sorry it's not the worst thing ever made, chang
if you think about it games media would probablybe ded by now if it weren't for mass layoffs. it'sliterally half of what they talk about. i don't think they actually care desu.
I just boughted this game. I hope it runs well on a 5070.
>>739717737Games media is either for marketing (e.g. IGN) or politics (e.g. Rock Paper Shotgun) or both of course. Making money from ads is just a little bonus.
>Zoomers' eyes popping out of their skulls when they finally watch the Brosnan movieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEujAIjTldkMan, he really wants to fuck her though. That wry little smile.
>>739684202It looks fun. I'll probably buy it when it is 30 bucks. I love Hitman but Hitman with proper melee combat/fighting segments sounds fun. I realize it is entirely on-rails and such but still seems fun. Just not 70 dollars fun. I can't imagine it can hold out at 70 bucks for more than 3 months given how little content there is at 10-15 hours for the campaign. Don't get all the crying over woke shit. I saw the bimbo with a fat ass in a bikini. You ain't gonna lie to me about this one.
>>739684202>game tasks (you) a blue eyed white man with killing a half-jew half-negro villainYeah, I'm thinking we're back.
>>739703785>Tatted whore is being uppity.>NuBond too much of a cuck to do anythingThey ruined the franchise 10 years ago. Its all just kinda meh.....
>>739717183seems like i struck a nerve
>>739717839no wonder their views are plummeting. i also noticed their social media views are way higher because it's easier to bot on those sites compared to you tube.
>E-celeb cameosWill never buy it.
>>739716250
>>739717110Maybe if it was Friday. It's very unlikely it will get a new peak on weekend after so many days.
>>739719046lmao, thats great AI there, heres the best Grok could do lmao
