/v/ - Another certified classic! Gamers are eating so go - Video Games

Anonymous

05/27/26(Wed)12:47:38 No.739692748

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Another certified classic! Gamers are eating so good right now.

Anonymous
05/27/26(Wed)12:49:46 No.739692880

Anonymous 05/27/26(Wed)12:49:46 No.739692880

>>739692748
It's pretty clear that these are pity reviews because the developers need to sell 10 billion copies to not go bankrupt. It's not Silk Song.

Anonymous
05/27/26(Wed)12:51:19 No.739692971

Anonymous 05/27/26(Wed)12:51:19 No.739692971

>>739692748
it's woke

Anonymous
05/27/26(Wed)12:53:57 No.739693121

Anonymous 05/27/26(Wed)12:53:57 No.739693121

that's like 3 10/10 games released in 2026 isn't it?

Anonymous
05/27/26(Wed)12:55:23 No.739693214

Anonymous 05/27/26(Wed)12:55:23 No.739693214

Paid or pity. It has to be.

Anonymous
05/27/26(Wed)12:56:40 No.739693304

Anonymous 05/27/26(Wed)12:56:40 No.739693304

>>739692748
Does this mean Mina won't have to sell her body to save Yacht Club? :'<

Anonymous
05/27/26(Wed)13:03:21 No.739693724

Anonymous 05/27/26(Wed)13:03:21 No.739693724

>>739692880
Silk Song was like, the 5th best indie last year.
I can easily see this surpassing it.

Anonymous
05/27/26(Wed)13:27:43 No.739695220

Anonymous 05/27/26(Wed)13:27:43 No.739695220

>>739693121
Yes, but they're all actually 6/10s with fraudulent reviews.

Anonymous
05/27/26(Wed)13:28:26 No.739695264

Anonymous 05/27/26(Wed)13:28:26 No.739695264

>game has infinite easy mode options
>gets a 10/10
Noticing.

Anonymous
05/27/26(Wed)13:29:12 No.739695298

Anonymous 05/27/26(Wed)13:29:12 No.739695298

>>739692748
>10/10 from IGN
Damn, I was kind of looking forward to this game... what's wrong with it?

Anonymous
05/27/26(Wed)13:30:04 No.739695360

Anonymous 05/27/26(Wed)13:30:04 No.739695360

>>739692748
Erm, this is the 10th or so thread that's just aggrandizing a review score. Are you suuuuuuuuuure there's no shill campaign for this mid game?

Anonymous
05/27/26(Wed)13:32:57 No.739695540

Anonymous 05/27/26(Wed)13:32:57 No.739695540

>>739693304
How do you think they got the game out in the first place? That mouse will be leaving a trail of white splotches with every step.

Anonymous
05/27/26(Wed)13:42:48 No.739696123

Anonymous 05/27/26(Wed)13:42:48 No.739696123

>>739692748
Can hardly contain my exciteme...
>snores

Anonymous
05/27/26(Wed)13:46:33 No.739696334

Anonymous 05/27/26(Wed)13:46:33 No.739696334

>>739692748
No, I'm not playing a pixel indie game that copies gameplay/aesthetics from non-indie games

Anonymous
05/27/26(Wed)13:54:43 No.739696847

Anonymous 05/27/26(Wed)13:54:43 No.739696847

I'd eat her out if you know what I mean.

Anonymous
05/27/26(Wed)13:57:17 No.739696995

Anonymous 05/27/26(Wed)13:57:17 No.739696995

>>739692748
Wow that game must be so cool
Can you post some gameplay footage?

Anonymous
05/27/26(Wed)13:58:17 No.739697060

Anonymous 05/27/26(Wed)13:58:17 No.739697060

>>739692748
Lol. I officially am skeptical now.

Anonymous
05/27/26(Wed)14:14:16 No.739698086

Anonymous 05/27/26(Wed)14:14:16 No.739698086

>>739692748
Another certified malding! Incels are seething so good right now.

Anonymous
05/27/26(Wed)14:44:33 No.739700236

Anonymous 05/27/26(Wed)14:44:33 No.739700236

>>739695298
>what's wrong with it?
they're so bad with their money that they begged for Kickstarter money despite being the Shovel Knight people. And now they're begging for their game to not flop to not go bankrupt.

Anonymous
05/27/26(Wed)14:54:28 No.739700838

Anonymous 05/27/26(Wed)14:54:28 No.739700838

>>739692748
>every game will be a 10/10 so devs don't lose their jobs
hilarious