What if you were a khajiit?
>>739707059Stay as far away from Todd as possible.
Being covered in fur sounds like a pain in the ass. Argonians have it better.
>>739707059move to somewhere coldfind girl whos into furriessee if we could have kidshave adorable catgirl daughter
>>739707059I guess I'd be joining the Thieves Guild or a local smuggling caravan or something
Lick my own cock
You would buy this khajit's wares.
>>739708901Came here to post this
>>739707059I'd be out dealing skooma instead of posting here
>>739707059I'd pose in cat memes
>>739707059Move to West Virginia, Walking distance to a Waffle HouseFind a easy but decent paying remote tech jobLearn how to play a string instrumentWalk around at night and play musicBecome the Forest Bard Cat Cryptid of West VirginiaSeduce and bang overly curious gothy cryptid hunting chicks on the side
>>739707059I'd probably have been born in one of those actual-cat lunar phases.
>>739709890Good luck, I've been looking for white collar lazygirl work in WV for years now.
>>739707059I would simply not be a KhajiitI think Bosmer is the only race I'd like to be less
>KhajiitKidnapped by the CIA because they'll assume you're an alien.>ArgonianKidnapped by the CIA because they'll assume you're an alien.>NordKidnapped by the CIA because they'll assume you're an alien.
>>739707059I'd pick locks and steal shit
>>739710698Let me see your face.
>>739710698No see if you were an Argonian the CIA would just assume you're an elite that is malfunctioning and isn't wearing it's human skin
you faggots told me vanripper trooned out, don't fucking lie to me like that
>>739707059I'd take skooma all day long
>>739710841CUM-
>>739707059I would lick my own pussy every night.
>>739707059I would join the mages guild and prank the local head by being invisible all the time.
>>739707059What kinda Khajiit, the housecats, the panthers or some bipedal variety?This is important.
>>739707059I like that artstyle
I'd hope I have big tits.
>>739707059nord husband
>>739707059Achieve the Nordic Hyperborea
>>739707059I'd probably steal shit and sell my body to big strong nord men.
>>739707059What kind?Can I be a Senche?
>>739711094Every e-celebrity who doesn't post anything for years is a troon until proven otherwise. Schrodinger's Tranny.
>>739707059Being a traveling Khajiit merchant honestly does sound like a nice life. Certainly would be a life of hardship, but at least the scenery changes.
I would probably want to fuck human men.
>>739718521well memed
>>739707350I dunno. A line that always stuck with me was the drug addict argonian dockworker who says something to the effect of the skin beneath his scales itch, implying he rips off his own scales.It's probably just a skooma side-effect like how methheads pick at their skin until its covered in scabs, but an itch you can't scratch without essentially ripping your skin off really spooked me.
>>739707059would try to have an honest life and simply join the army as a spy, easy money and can steal all the things you want
>>739707059Khajeet
>>739707350yeah, i am sure being a slave and living in swamp so horrible that it acts a natural defense againts any invaders is much better... but honestly that health regen skill would be pretty cool
>>739707059But I'm a human + I did have breakfast yesterday?
>>739720112Having a well balanced breakfast does guard against randomly being sent to a fantasy world and turned into a cat person. Good job, Anon.
>>739707256based
>>739720112Sounds like something a khajit would type.
>>739707059then they wouldn't be looking at me like that
