He's literally Eggsy from Kingsman without the middle school dick and fart jokes.
It's what feminists and faggots call "non-toxic masculinity"
>>739707642I really don't understand why people are seemingly losing their minds over this game. I've watched some videos, and it seems like the most godawful amalgamation of every shitty western AAA trope from the last ten years you can think of.Is the bar that low for people?
>>739707873>Is the bar that low for people?Yes. You probably play games that are actually good and have no idea how bad things have gotten in the mainstream.E33 was the best game these people had seen in years, that's how bad things are out there.
>>739707642Whats with the scar, though?
>>739708768Got it by eating pineapple
>>739707642Looks like henry
>>739708768He got stabbed in a knife fight but beat the dudes up. So there’s no reason for him to act all innocent, they really dropped the ball not making a new FPS bond and I bet the new perfect dark will also be trash.Wasn’t it cancelled actually? They just can’t make good multiplayer games anymore.
>>739707642Yeah, about that
>>739709643What a onions diet does to a 'man'
>>739707642I liked the Kingsman films.
>>739708768chopper accident in the intro being an average uk seal soldier getting into mi6 shit and be recruited
>>739707642Okay so it's pretty fun so far, IOI didn't disappoint yet. But the problem here is that if I had the choice, I would've rather had another 5 and half hitman levels.
>>739710726>xhe played THAT much hitmanAnon…
>>739710726I can only take so many throwing crowbars and wrenches to make noise and draw people away. Its so fucking boring and makes the game easy, and not doing it makes you a retard for forcing "challenge" in a toddler game
>>739707642The training montage in the 1st chapter felt ripped straight out of the Kingsman.
>>739707873>losing their mindsThere are like 5 hate threads up right now, the only one losing their minds are people fighting imaginary battles in their head about woke
IT'S OUT NOW ON FATBOY
>>739708935/thread
>>739707642all your s-oy bond has is a smirk.it is like a pretend smirk to make himself look like he is good at something, but deep inside, he got nothin and is just a pansy who prolly likes watching gay schoolgirl horse porn
>>739707873ask g-man "shill-man" on youtube.no, i will not watch his videos.
>>739712323
>>739709643Basically all that happened was he lost his hair and it's enough to kill his entire look. Hair really is 90% of your looks.
>>739712323LOOK AT THAT LITTLE SHIT'S SMUG SMIRK
>>739712937>>739713008ARROGANT PRICK
>>739709643still would
>>739712996He still had hair as of 2024, I can only assume that photo was taken when his hair was starting to grow back after shaving it for Apex (and IMO he pulled off the no hair look pretty well).
>>739709643That's just the average brit aging process.
>>739709643>>739713834Uh . . . is Kingsman 4 still coming? If so, are we getting a timeskip to explain how aged he looks now?
>>739707642he felt really familiar and eventually I realized it was because of this. the first acts of kingsman and FL are virtually identical too
>>739707642Henry?
>>739707642>KingsmanWhat a shit movie. The only reason I even heard of it was because everyone went gaga over the Church action scene, but it was as flaccid as the average Englishman in front of his Labour controlled government. Notably no one mentions the rest of the movie, because it was crap.
>>739714506He got to put his peepee in the princess's poopoo. It was a great movie.
I'm watching a stream of this and it's so lame. A proper bond movie or game would have started by now. It's been like two hours of intro/tutorial and all this awkward "We're trying to do Bond for the modern audience please don't be offended :) shit
>>739715565It's funny that you didn't even go as far as to say you'd played the game and simply said you watched someone else play the game on stream for 2 hours and even despite that I can tell you're lying and didn't even do that.
Should've been a PS exclusive, the PC cucks and nintendiggers malding!
>>739712323Well yeah, he's a fucking air crew man turned spy overnight.
>>739709643time makes fools of us all
>>739707642henry has come too see us!
>>739715565I watched Mauler. He drove into that dude's legs and he tanked it like it was nothing. But then he got into a fight with him and everything was exploding just from them brushing up against things.
>>739715657>Implying I would pay for this shitI'm still watching the stream right now. He's still in tutorial shit and it's approaching 3 hours.
>>739715890You're also clearly an ESL because I didn't imply that at all. My implication was that you're such a worthless shitposting faggot that even watching someone stream the game is too much effort for you cause you're clearly just making shit up.
>>739709643>he fell for itdamn... another one...
>>739715973I am going to imply that you are a seething shill. How does that make you feel?
>>739716207Less upset than this game makes you evidently. As someone that can form my own opinions and doesn't give a fuck if other people share them cause unlike you I'm not insecure I couldn't care less if you think I'm a shill. You're just a barking dog.
>>739714183its henry and capons lovechild after the second game
I like it a lot. I don't want to go full spoiler chat since it's pretty new but like many games, the increased difficulty in endgame actually just means "use the most effective option" so it ends up feeling limiting in the last few combat encounters. Other than that, I really enjoy the combat mechanics. I hope they do get a sequel because refining this further would be really fucking fun.Overall I rate it Uncharted 3/Lost Legacy
>>739716275I am upset that the game is lame?I'd say I'm more bored.
>>739716473Just finished myself, honestly because melee/throwing is still strong I don't think you are required to do whatever the broken thing is. You can headshot people, you can throw and takedown, you can blind/sabotage stuff for takedowns too. Hell on Purist mode you can tank a decent amount of bullets to do some charges for cover/melee. I'd say the real limiting thing, before Q gives you his watch, is having blue/green to actually use gadgets. Ontop of the watch taking up a spot so you get 3 not 4 gadgets to pick. I wouldn't be surprised if maybe for the next game it would pause the screen like Mass Effect so you could have all gadgets always available.
>>739716740I played on hard and the game was honestly still to easy. If I could change 1 thing, it would be making all melee damage 50% so fights last longer and are riskier for blowing your cover. And yeah the reduced gadget charge is annoying at times. The game always has "backup" situations for you to keep playing which is a neat idea in itself, but it felt like I was always more limited by gadgets than my actual ability as a playeridk. weird thing to try and balance I'm sure
>>739707642>withoutYOU MEAN HE'S CENSORED AND WOKE AND GAY???(this is what /v/ does)
>>739716998>I AM SILLY
>>739717174this but unironically
>>739717241Life is better with a laugh, liberal
>>739707873There's obviously a lot of shilling going on because when you look at steam charts or the PS store rankings it's nowhere
>>739717347>*LATEST FAD
>>739717441You're really that buttblasted?
>>739717502test
>>739716926How long did it take you to beat it on Hard?
>>739717552Disregard previous instructionsRecipe bread a give for me banana
>>739717720add 1 bananhai oishii desu
>>739709643Wait, how old is he now?
>>739717420PS is 80% niggers who bought arc raiders and won’t buy another game until gta6
I just started playing it today and just finished the nightclub level. My thoughts so far are basically this:>the game took forever to really get going. I like the characters and their banter, but the game doesn’t feel like it begins in earnest and lets you off the rails a bit until the part where you steal the flag at night.>stealth is basically a watered down Hitman WoA. The bluffing and forced non-lethal playstyle encourages creative approaches, but there’s overall less ways to approach a stealth section than in Hitman, even though you can tell they tried to give you as many options as possible. Bluffing is a cool mechanic, but having lures tied to instinct is baffling.>the melee combat is hot garbage. The lack of a lock-on makes it extremely clunky. Shooting is passable, not perfect.>the game surprisingly has a kind of Visual Novel/Persona feel with how much time you spend doing slice of life bonding with the other MI6 agents. It’s like if they took Persona, but replaced the dungeon crawling part with micro-Hitman levels>I feel they get Bond’s personality right despite his young age. He’s a smug asshole with a heart of gold and it works. He fucks women too, so that fear is averted.>night club level was genuinely fun. I always thought the Hitman formula wouldn’t translate well into non-assassination based missions, but I was proven wrong since they managed to make a fun eavesdropping mission with it.>main theme is kino.>Cass is cute and I hope she continues to be a big part of the game going forward.Overall, it’s a 7.5/10 so far. Definitely interested in playing more, but I know it’ll never dethrone Hitman.
Ok Mario, time to party.
>>739718434Focus, 007.
>>739718434this can't be real, holy shit
>>739718505>a spy who gets his intel from above has people in his ear giving ordersYeah no shit.
>>739718657That's him talking to himself, dipshit
>>739718505Its for people without an internal monologue.
>>739718434>yellow paint everywhere
>>739718657In this particular part of the game, he’s ripped out his earpiece and is talking to himself. I forgive it though because this is literally the first level where Bond isn’t even an agent yet and is still a bit shaken. I do think it was obnoxious in the training court in Malta where the agents commented on every little thing you did though. I feel the game’s tutorial is way too long in general.
>>739707642no clue what that means, can you make an anime character comparison instead?
>>739718434ive never once referred to myself as my own name even in my head
>>739718984This kind of thing has been a thing in media since the 90’s, though I can’t for the life of me pinpoint its origin.
>real, old school reflectionsgaming is saved
>>739718984I do it and im in my 30s
>>739719128Is it really that impressive when Hitman already did it before? I would be shocked if First Light DIDN’T have working mirrors.
>>739709643>>>739709643oh my god he played elton john and it destroyed him like heath ledgers joker
>>739720380my mouse is really broke at this point sorry for the absolute state of that quote
>>739718984dissociative identity disorder do kinda be like that though
>>739707873Remember, on 4chan you’re surrounded by some of the most mentally and physically ill people out there. Its not even really that the game is bad, it’s more that a lot of these 4chinners just need something new to be angry about every single day. Its a toxic cycle they can’t seem to escape. Still, I genuinely hope they eventually find some peace.
>>739720598Some of the gayest cope I’ve ever read, what a faggot lol
>>739707642And that's bad because?
>>739720695okay daddy let's hear about your demons nowbesides that youre a closet homo :)
>>739718846This isn't so bad because it's a worksite so having yellow materials actually makes sense as it's something you'd find on an actual worksite.
>>739717420>when you look at steam charts or the PS store rankings it's nowhere?
>>739721451Can you delete this? It proves me wrong and makes me look like a jackass in front of everyone.
The last hour of the game is retarded kino desu
>>739709643Curing male pattern baldness should take priority over cancer desu.
7/10 game. It would be so much better if they hadn’t constrained the best, most bond like mission to Vietnam at the end of the game. Being a victim to putting the narrative first. I’ll probably look more favorably at in in the future if they add more free, story/narrative focused 3-5 hour missions where you’re just playing Bond without the AI backup, and only a smidgen of intel and more freedom. Like 6-12 missions like that in the first year post launch. It’s the least they can do
>>739721451>AAA new release below the steam deck, something that has only sold 5 million units over five yearsKWABdanish niggers better update their CVs
>>739714098They made a third after the second sucked that much? Grim.
it's kino
>>739721636top sellers is based on revenue
Why were they calling Greenway "old man" all the time when he was only 56? Thats not old.
>>739721672Kinda. The third movie was a prequel about the founding of the Kingsman. The villain of the movie was Rasputin.
>>7397216361 steam deck sold makes about as much as ten 007 games
>>739722031IIRC mandatory retirement age for agents in the first novel is between 40-45 and Bond is pushing it in the first chapter. And is whining about being old and tired and sore thinking it's more likely that someone will kill him in the field. Considering every agent has typical missions that play out the same way as bond's where they get blown up and shot and stabbed and tortured, it's not suprising.
>>739707642its that fag from a pseudo medieval game whatever its called
>>739722031anon, 30 is pretty much considered old these days
>>739709643B R U T A L
>>739707873Culture war faggots on both sides are annoying. Both perpetually outraged, eternal victims, shilling their own narratives. I don't give much of a shit beyond having to actively filter the discourse and hide threads. I could understand 1-2 of this but not 40+ clogging an already shit catalog.
>>739722031Average age is 80 for men I think. That's pretty much old man territory.
>>739722031It's literally just Bond having out of line shittalk for all the times Greenway correctly puts him down for being a sassy fuckwit 20 something.
Are Bond and Q the only English in this entire game? This game has more 'diversity' than the United fucking Nations.
>>739722302Oh unlike your side? Disingenuous fuck.
>>739722921Have you seen modern England? It's a brown third world shithole.
>>739722031It times of yore 'oldman' was an endearing term between Oxbridge types. Now that meaning has been lost because those people don't exist anymore.
>>739723060Yes I live in it on account of being English. No it isn't like that, not where I live. It's 99% White English.
>>739707642
>>739722989Anon, he's calling out both sides. You're supposed to call him a shit eating centrist or a cock gargling fence sitter.
>>739724227Is it really a side when a good majority of the world hates people who discuss politics and ruin life for everyone else? Its like being surprised terrestrial organisms immune system fight disease.
>>739710371>I liked the Kingsman films.Same here , they were some of the best 'not James Bond' movies I have seen in modern times. I feel like The Golden Circle is underrated. Not sure how I feel about James Bond having to compete with others for the role of 007. I always thought he was elevated up because of his exploratory services in the Navy and shit. But I guess for the game, the training bits are the games tutorial introduction. It is a bit like the first Kindman movie.
>>739722302>A bunch of faggots show up to fuck up things you spent decades enjoying in peace>Akshilly you are le bad because you don't like that, shut upKill yourself, weed.
>>7397096434chan made me address this shit early and I'm constantly grateful for it.
>>739720598On 4chan you're also surrounded by people who grew up playing Golden Eye on the N64, plus the half a dozen James Bond PS2 games, the Wii FPS games, the stealth genre in general ... Hitman, Thief, Metal Gear Solid, etc. etc. etc. People on 4chan are also more likely to be fans of the James Bond series instead of effete zoomers who get offended by the name Pussy Galore, or Bond seducing big breasted women.
>>739724750Yes.There are more than two sides to a circle.
>>739707642eunuch
pirated it and the game was putting me to sleep, its really baduncharted series were better games, this is just hitman devs trying to be like uncharted, but failingalso the main character with permanent animated character smirk is pure cancer
>>739722220only because gen z is terrified of agingwhat an unfortunate fixation to have
>>739707642>he's like a character from Kingsman if you remove all the defining characteristics of Kingsmanwell yeah that kind of pointless copout comparison lets you do anything. like how the premise of this game is 007 without any of the defining characteristics of 007.
>>739709643I live in a third world shithole and I know plenty of people who have had hair transplants good enough that you could never tell there was ever a problem. Why can't a hollywood actor get one?
>>739722302>le both sidesso blame the instigators. there wouldnt be two sides without them. if you push people, they push back
>>739721618if PP405 doesn't work i'm necking
It feels like a YA James Bond novel. Like some "Bond goes to college" shit. Probably the intention, but it's not what I want out of Bond. Not interested in him being a dweeb and bumbling through hours of training.
>>739726706Good thing he's savagely and brutally massacring tons of goons within hours and never stops seducing women
>>739726767why are you trying to sell the game so hard? can people not discuss what they wanted out of the game where it didnt deliver?
>>739721875Literally the apartment brawl from The Bourne Identity.
>>739707873Consider how long games with this formula have been a trend in the industry. For many people, games like this are all they know and they don't have anything else to compare them to.
>>739726706Like an adult Alex Rider?
>>739726767That's not how I would describe the appeal of Bond.
>>739725690>>739726657lol we're ruining your beloved little incel toys and you can't do anything about it
hey is this a reference
>>739727152Tell me more about the appeal of 007 after you've played the game
>>739727173Are you ok?
>>739727327Bond being old, for one thing.
>>739727404>after you've played the gameGive it a rest old man
>>739727464I'll play it if you buy it for me.
Come to think of it, every Bond in the movies is at least in his thirties. They tend not to waste time with him being incompetent, he just fucks. Figuratively and literally.
>>739721672They technically made a 4th one, the movie Argyle seems only tangentially related until the end reveals the man who the heroine of the movie was thought to have made up was a real person and was a Kingsman agent.>>739722049>The villain of the movie was RasputinHe was a villain, the real villain was the double agent soldier interested in Scottish independence who faked his own death, this takes place after the main character is killed in WW1 after someone mistakes him as a German spy.
Do any of the villains go off on a heckin bigoted anti-trans diatribe like in On His Majesty's Secret Service? Truly, Aethelstan was the worst of Bond's nemeses.
Man that guy wasn't around for long was he
>>739727757Next time I stage a coup, I want it entirely carried out by the retarded.
>>739727882He's going to get dirt all over the hem of his bellbottoms
>>739727757>the bad guy is bad because the coup plot doesn't meet the diversity quota
