Nintendo 64™ – Nintendo Classics - Donkey Kong 64 Available (6.4.2026)#NintendoTodayhttps://nintendo.today/s/apWTPPiK
UUUUOOOOOH BANANA ToT
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>>739722520Coconut gun!
>>739722520Funny. i was taking the other day how 64 was my first DK and how Bananza didn't give me the same feeling.
HAS
>>739722520my c*ck-a-nut gun fires in spurts and if they hit ya, well, ya gonna squirt
https://www.romsgames.net/nintendo-64-rom-donkey-kong-64/
>>739722520FINALLY it's possible to play dk64. nintendo does it again
I wish I could play it but IMO the expansion pack is still a scam, I’m happy with the basic sub
>>739722520dogshit game
>>739722730cope
>>739722662>64 was my first DK and how Bananza didn't give me the same feelingI had the same feeling with bananza. While DK64 wasn't my first DK or my favorite (I find it okay at best) I still found it to be more fun than bananza.
>>739722520cool, I have an excuse to try it out. Haven't touched it since I was like 10
>>739722520DONGBROS, WE'RE SO BACK
Lol I can't stand this obnoxious fucker
>>739722768I never want to play this game ever again
Why isn't the entire library there already?
>>739722520I wonder if they fixed the minigames because the wii u version removed the lag
>>739722662>>739722796I have a lot of good memories of DK64, but Bananza is just obviously a better game.
>>739722839>you took too longThe fuck does that mean? Who out there is saying, "I NEED to replay this game from my (man)child years by an arbitrary date or else I'm gonna have to emulate it!"
>>739722839niggerdeen is lolcow tier at this point. People regularly quote tweet him and he gets ratio'd like 5:1 or more
>>739722863Yeah lol, i remember that you need to constantly pause the game to beat the mini games lol
>>739722851Less money. People would unsub after the first year.
>>739722880I am not saying is bad, it's just that i want another DK game like DK64.
>>739722880eh I found them to be both mediocre
>>739722851Because perfect emulation doesn't exist, and even the troon-coded emulators /v/ loves to fellate usually need specific patches per game in order to get them running at a passable performance. Someone at Nintendo still needs to tidy up ancient ROMs to run properly on modern hardware.
>>739722520Welp, RIP a June Direct (as if Star Fox launching then wasn't enough). There's no way this wasn't gonna be there
>>739722520https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Eyhq-D9yM
>>739722839>he immediately jumps on this news
>>739722986The June Direct will have GameCube NSO announcements instead.
>>739722520HE
Any chance of Diddy Kong Racing or Conker?
SHE
>>739722839This fucking retard has been showing up on my twitter feed lately because he's having a massive meltdown over the price hike. This nigga shouldn't be defending this shit at all, the steam deck has no reason to cost more than the PS5 and Xbox
>>739723036I don't even think Deen likes spending time with his family lol. >Shout out to my wife by the way. She spends way more time with the kids than I do
>>739723075Okay, see you next week when we get Mario Sunshine out of nowhere
>>739722956There is something to be said about the old Rare vibe present in DK64 and banjo. I don't think its possible to replicate those vibes again. They couldn't even do it themselves with Yooka Laylee. It makes sense for DK to go home to a Japanese dev team.
Krazy Kong Klamour abbreviated is........
>>739722986How does this deconfirm a june direct exactly?
>>739722520Wonder if this will still have the ass frame rate emulation the Wii U version had that made some of the bonus games and races a fucking nightmare.
>>739722959Bananza is objectively a more competent game, but I'm not going to try and convince you
Oh cool that's my birthday, maybe I'll play it
>>739722839I know we all go through this phase as kids but it's so frustrating how many ostensible adults cannot grasp that not everything is meant for themThe virtual console isn't for people who a) know the game already, and b) want to play it. those people would already be able to play it elsewhere. it's for people who haven't played them before, or have and forgotten. they treat the virtual consoles like Netflix, checking occasionally to see if something cool catches their eye
>>739722520Finally holy shitNow Conker and 64 is done
>>739722986Unless, y'know, the direct is scheduled for after June 4thLike it almost always is every single year
>>739722709>https://www.romsgames.net/nintendo-64-rom-donkey-kong-64/>Dangerous page blocked for your protectionNice try
>>739723209It'll most likely have added lag just like they did with previous NSO n64 games like Majora's mask, Paper Mario and Banjo Tooie.
>>739723197Like I said, I feel they would have announced it in one. They did it the last time they re-released it on the Wii U Virtual Console. But fuck me for thinking history would would rhyme with Nintendo, I guess
>>739723121DKR maybe, but I don't know if Nintendo wants to acknowledge BFD again.
>>739722863I remember seeing videos saying the switch n64 emulator has gotten a lot better since the wii n64 emulator
>>739723303I highly doubt they'd air a Direct the same day as an app update. Even if DK64 didn't drop then, I've not known a time when they do it that early in June anyway, they usually do it some time in the middle of the month
>>739722839>Nintendo News>Lets See What Nintendeen thinks>"Lol I can't stand this obnoxious fucker"
>>739722520So the only game left from that leak is smash bros right?
>>739722520Playing it right now for free. Have fun consooming, cattle.
>>739723303what anon is saying is that a June direct is typically where things like this and Star Fox would go. the fact they came out beforehand suggests that there is no June directthe fact Star Fox comes out at the end of the month is another point there. Nintendo likes to give releases breathing room, they're not going to announce a shiny new thing to draw eyes away from their only big summer release
>>739723298And diddy kong racing
>>739723131Big juicy watermelons
>>739723518>Playing it right nowprove it. and you better be a few hours in or you're a performative clown
>>739723527Exactly, plus they also have Nintendo Today now where they can reveal their slate at their own pace, which they did with Splatoon Raiders last year
>>739723518nice, i'll be playing it for free on June 4th
>>739723527They probably would have saved the news about Splatoon Raiders for it too.
>>739723518>he's bragging about buying a $3000 computer, 6x the cost of the Switch 2 and online, just to emulate old Nintendo gamesTruly the master race was trained wrong as a joke
>>739722520>You gotta release Diddy
>>739722730I loved the game as a kid but it's bullshit reminds me of early nes games that had stupid difficulty to make sure you couldn't beat them in a single rental. the game feels like a chore just to do anything and each level gets worse
>>739722520Skrunt when?
>>739723489NTA but believe me, no one is purposely searching up deen. I don't follow this retard either but twitter loves showing me his dumbass takes because all of his tweets is related to nintendo or the switch 2
>>739723626But does Nintendo Today alongside twitter drops really help publicity? Most people won’t know about an announcement if it drops only on Nintendo Today and twitter compared to if they see it in general direct, plus general directs are needed for third parties to show off their games too
>>739722839and he's not wrong at all, Nintendo gets to milk these retards dry instead of letting people buy shit. and then these retards turn around and go after people who tell them to emulate and or ask for a better deal from their masters. bless deen, hope he never stops
>>739723780it is a chore, but it's a fun chore. it's the 3D platformer equivalent of a cozy-but-grindy RPGI doubt I'll ever beat the entire thing again, let alone 100% it, but I will absolutely sink some hours into it while listening to a podcast or watching youtube
>>739723834Hi niggerdeen :)
>>739722839Where's the lie though
>>739723801They can, and do, frontload third-party announcements with Partner Showcases. IF they do some kind of Direct this summer, don't be surprised if it's one of those again
Nintendo not having this be a double release with Diddy Kong Racing is extremely gay. It’s like when they released Gale of Darkness but not Colosseum.
>>739723627>for free
>>739722980What delusional cope is this? Nintendo's emulation has always been barebones and lacking compared to the open source alternatives.
>>739723801What Nintendo realized is that they have an enormous group of people whose entire "job" is to shout Nintendo's announcement for freeNintendo Today isn't aimed at most people, but if you're an influencer then you check it religiously so you can maybe scoop the other 1,000 influencers by a few minutes and rake in that sweet ad money
>>739723791>NTA but believe me, no one is purposely searching up deenlmao shut the fuck up I see that faggot in almost every nintendo thread
>>739723298>>739723530You failed to mention Bombermans 64 and Hero.
>>739723518still waiting >>739723562
>>739723931that's right. my kids love it because every few weeks they check it and there's something new for them to play, completely for free. and because most of this stuff predates their births by a lot it's almost all new to them. it's great.
>>739723791>no one is purposely searching up deenI do. I like seeing him get ratio'd now that he has returned to twitter
>>739724004Bombermaaaaan! Savin the world with his boooooombs!
>>739723673To be fair, if that $3000 includes a 4K monitor and/or a RetroTINK, it's required for proper CRT emulation.
I'm curious about the emulation. Kirby 64 had a lot of problems. Rare games tend to have lots of problems as well.
>>739723865hey tranny! make sure you get your switch 2 before the price hike :)
>>739723972>I see that faggot in almost every nintendo threadYeah because he shills and defends himself in this board. He's been caught posting here multiple times
Refute him
>>739722520I always thought the reason it wasn't on the service was because the game uses a ZX Spectrum emulator for Jetpac and the new IP holder for the computer didn't want to give Nintendo/Rare the right to keep using it
>>739722520about time too
>>739722520>still no diddy kong racing>still no smash bros>but instead we get rare's worst dk gamesasuga nintendo
>>739724134The yakuza had uh a few words to say about that...
>>739722520Sweet, but the Tag Anywhere mod invalidates all rereleases forever. If only Retroarch for Switch has decent N64 cores.
>>739724128he has such an interesting mind. a lot of people can create ragebait, but what sets him apart is that he doesn't realize he's doing it. to him it's all perfectly rational and reasonable.
>>739723191>You can now cheat this BS minigame by using NSOs rewind function Real gamers will still mash pause buffer though
>>739724124he's in the thread rn >>739724116
He's right. I'm still gonna play it with the classic controllers
>>739722520Oh let's go! Finally some good fucking food. Shame the console costs a thousand dollars(Fuck you ans shove it up your ass, Nintendo.), but it's still nice that DK64 is available to purchase.
>>739724124yeah and you fags always bring him up for no reason as well fuck off with your e-celeb bullshit
>>739722520sonygroes in ruins
How come nintendo doesn’t allow you to purchase these games instead of being a monthly/yearly pay slave
>>739724259You only needed to pause buffer on the Wii U, on the N64 the mini game lagged enough you could actually play it as intended, though you still only had a frame or two for each shot.
>>739724381why would they give you the option to buy a game they're giving away for free?
>>739724017>completely for freeAnon, you might want to look up how much NSO costs a year. It's more then $0, I know that much.
>>739722956I don't think a game that sticks too close to DK64 or Banjo would even be popular anymore, a lot of what people are nostalgic for has more to do with technical limitations and the early state of 3D gaming rather than brilliant creative decisions.And lets be real, if they actually made a game like DK64, it still probably wouldn't give most of you guys the feeling you're chasing.
>>739724381Just roll in from stupid town?
>>739722520That's it?
man, the entire ndf is concentrated in this fucking thread. nothing but boolicker opinions, you guys deserve to get ass raped
>>739724247It's how the modern internet ragebait rabbithole ruins people. You start off with a moderate dislike for something and the more you start to dislike it, the more fans of it grate on you, the more that the idea of the thing you hate existing at all offends you. Months of spiraling and eventually you're so insane with hate for something that even them drinking a glass of water makes you seethe with anger at the audacity of their evil.It's not unique to anti-nintendo types, or even video games. Liberals and Republicans are both like this too, Hate is all the Algorithm pushes because it makes people into zealots for content and thus clicks and revenue. The only way out is self-awareness and learning how to take a step back from the obsession, but most people who get that deep lose the ability to be reasonable about whatever they hate.
>>739724426hm? what does that have to do with anything?does that mean 4chan is a paywalled site because you need to pay an ISP to get internet access? do Costco free samples suddenly cost money because you need a membership card? c'mon.I pay NSO for online games. the free perks are just that: free, and perks.
>>739723121>>739723430Diddy Kong Racing is in Nintendo's MuseumThey're not afraid to acknowledge it so yeah, it's pretty safe
>>739722520After they nuked the Nintendo eShop or whatever their old service was for this new switch dogshit that doesn’t carry over I’ll never buy anything from jewdisneytendo ever again. I already wasn’t because they ruined Pokemon but I tripled down on my hatred when the 3DS store died. I thought that WAS the Nintendo online account thing, now they’re just gonna nuke their online service every time a new system comes out and you have to buy the same game licenses again? Fuck that shit are you serious? Eat my shit jews and trannies who support them and still consoom this SLOP, fucking DIE
>>739724291>but it's still nice that DK64 is available to purchase.You can’t buy it or own it. NSO is like Nintendo’s version of Netflix or another streaming service.
>>739724128>"It doesn't matter that the PC handheld got a massive price increase, just play your games on PC!!"Remember when people were bitching about Doug Bowser when he said that if you can't afford to upgrade to the switch 2 you can just continue playing on the switch 1?
>>739724421>>739724442It’s not free
pEdoRIC melty in progress.
>>739722839he's right, if capcom can release game collections, nintendo can too
>>739723480They used to do them the week of E3 which was either the first or second week of June.
BASED
>>739722520Thanks for beta testing n64fags
>>739724530The people you're arguing with don't actually play games anymore. They just try to chase the idea of going back to whatever years they were a kid again.
So a while ago Asha Sharma saying she wanted Xbox to have exclusives again got me thinking.Assuming with its new leadership that Xbox will indeed go back to being competitive (which I doubt) and dial back on releasing their IP multi-platform, what are the odds they'll not renew their deal with Nintendo for having Rare's games on NSO?We know NSO game licenses cannot be removed and the game itself be removed from Nintendo Classics as seen with Super Soccer.The only explicitly Mario (Nintendo IP) related games that could be hypothetically be effected by this are Diddy Kong Racing and Donkey Kong 64.The former hasn't been announced sure but we all know the characters sans Diddy and Krunch are owned by MicrosoftThe latter outright has Jetpac in-game, not a reference or a cameo literally the exact game.
>>739722839unc do be spittin fax doe ijbol
>>739724381yeah and they should take it even further and make physical port carts for old games and crash the reseller market
>>739724530You can access 4chan a number of ways for free. If you were really stupid enough you could even go down to your local library and use a PC to get on here. The only way to play DK64 on your Switch 2 outside of hacking is to pay up.
>>739722520Who cares the decomp will come out soon. Not paying 50 bing wahoos for banana slamma mega not mondo tubular roms nigger
>>739723673My $250 smartphone can emulate all Nintendo games through the Wii
>>739723932I tried the emulate DK64 years ago and immediately got annoyed at how badly the sound sync is fucked up in the opening cutscene. Maybe someone figured it out since then, but the WiiU version of DK64 didn't have that issue, so someone at Nintendo seems to know what they're doing.
>i-its freeYeah if you emulate. Stop acting like cultist holy fuck.
>>739724714Source on that? Not that it matters as the BM54 decomp is forever missing multiplayer. Surprised Sega Saturn decomps aren't a thing as that's a much harder console to emulate.
>>739723298Still need Smash Bros. 64
>>739724770>smartphone can emulate
>>739722709I miss Myriant anons. A miss it a lot. I'll be back though.
This announcement is made to honor the 10th anniversary of Harambe's death.
>>739724656I think Nintendo also owns the music and the scenario for DKR as well.
>>739724831My phone has rumble
>>739724606And look at their track record of general summer Directs in the years without an E3>2020: Nope (though they didn't have much of a choice since that was right when Covid started)>2022: Nope>2023: Yup>2024: Yup>2025: NopeIt kinda adds fuel to the fire that they felt obligated to do Directs around that time, especially since the years where they haven't done them in the summer in the non-E3 years now outnumber those where they have
>>739724690God I wish
>>739722839>Lol I can't stand this obnoxious fucker...for stating the obvious?
>>739722839hes right and based
>>739724918>he thinks its just about rumble
>>739723834Doing it this way helps the discovery factor, though.
>>739723834Based
>>739722839Common CHADtenDeen W
>>739724381And if they released it as virtual console you'll complain about it costing more than $0
AND THEN THERE'S CHUNKY
>>739723209It was funny watching people die to the Tiny phase of the K Rool fight because without the N64 lag the attack speed of his toes becomes almost unfairly quick to react to.
The fact that it took Nintendo this long to add DK 64 to NSO should SCARE you. Imagine how long it will take them to add your favorite GameCube game…
One step closer to Smash 64 on NSO my fellow Senpai
>>739724490Stay mad, snoygro.Nintendo wins again.
>all that samefagging ITTWhy do anti-nintendo suspects think this is a win?
>>739725162They had to negotiate with two other companies first, thats probably why.
>>739725123....he's dead
>>739722718>expansion packRequired
>>739724530>do Costco free samples suddenly cost money because you need a membership card?>food analogy>proves him wrong anyways
>>739725271>>739725123That one joke salvaged the whole parody
>>739725162>It even came to the Wii U fasterYeah they gotta get their heads outta their asses with this
>>739724530>do Costco free samples suddenly cost money because you need a membership card?Yes you fucking retard
>>739723131She has StyleShe has GraceThis KongHas a Lovely Face
>>739722839He’s right though
>>739725524Anon, don't have sex with monkeys. Thats how AIDS started.
>>739725239You can like nintendo and be critical of them. Being a mindless consumer is bad for everyone.
>>739725178God I can't wait to play smash 64 even though I have it for the 64 and wii
Bomberman and Castlevania when!!
>>739725162First lineup remaining>Mario Sunshine>Pokemon ColosseumThe rest of the gamecube library>Mario Tennis>Mario Golf>Mario Baseball>Mario Party 4-7>Kirby Air Ride>Mario Kart Double Dash>Smash Melee >StarFox Adventures>StarFox Assault>Zelda Twilight Princess>Metroid Prime 2>Animal CrossingProbably never>Pikmin 1+2 (already on switch as HD remaster)>Metroid Prime 1 (already on switch as HD remaster)>Paper Mario TTYD (it got a switch remake)Man....
>>739722839>I stole the game!shut up niggerdeen
>>739725162>Imagine how long it will take them to add your favorite GameCube gameI doubt they will add metal arms but since they are now owned by microsoft there is a .01% chance
>>739725729When Konami puts them in new collections.>>739725745>Paper Mario TTYD (it got a switch remake)The GBC app got Link's Awakening while the remake was out, so maybe not.
>>739725729Konami is probably hoarding them for future collections.As is we probably only got Castlevania Legends since it missed the boat for the first collection with the Adventure duo.
Wait until tendo goes full snoy with their nso pricing and we’ll see how quickly some of you change your tune.
>>739725682Being deranged over a toy company is also bad. Don't confuse mindless seething as criticism
>>739725832>just two more weeks!!!
>>739725863Who is seething? I think most here would just like to buy the games they offer without paying for subscriptions.
>>739725815I love the TTYD remake but it would also be cool to have the original on NSO for the 60fps
>>739725162For me, it’s Harvest Moon Magical Melody, Billy Hatcher, the Sonic games, and I-Ninja.
>>739725918>Who is seething?The faggot in the picture >>739722839
>>739725938Seems possible. And I just remembered Mario vs Donkey Kong is on the GBA app despite the remake from last year.
>>739722520Took ya long enough
>>739725027That's what your image was about. What is it you don't think my phone can do?
>>739725939How I would give to have the sonic adventure games and sonic heroes on switch because sega refuses to port literally any sonic game after the genesis and before colors.
Good game even if it's not nearly as good as B&K.Mario Sunshine fucking when?
>>739722839tendies still cant refute this
>>739726215That statement says more about how bad the rest of the industry is right now, really.
>>739726215Nothing to refute retard, nintendo offers the best value in gaming and you STILL want everything for free
>>739726001>That's what your image was aboutthird world bros... not like this...
>>739724656Sharma won't do shit, she's another "big talk, no action" CEO that doesn't have the balls (ha) to pull all the Microsoft-owned IPs back onto the Xbox as exclusives and only exclusives. They already let the genie out of the bottle with Halo MCC and Killer Instinct on Steam, Microsoft got praised for it, then they let Banjo & Kazooie in Smash Bros., Microsoft got praised for it, and now we're at the point Halo's on the PS5 - they ain't getting praised for that one, but we are well past the point of exclusivity now, that you might as well embrace being Sega 2.0. This broad pulls all the licenses, they piss off all the Banjo-Nintendo fans, they piss off all the Steam users who don't want an Xbox, and they piss off all the shareholders because Sea of Thieves is retardedly successful as a multiplat live service, evidently. And then nobody will play the Xbox exclusive games again because nobody wants an Xbox and Indians ruin everything they touch. See Adi Shankar.
Now new generations can get to experience the exhausting collectathon this game is
>playing vanilla DK64I'd rather eat glass
>>739725162it was literally the very first game they added.
play her game
>>739722520This is the whole reason I subscribed to Nintendo Expansion Pass.
>>739723178Half of that Rare "vibe" is just Grant Kirkhope. The feeling those soundtracks evoke could never be emulated today.
If there's one game that would benefit MASSIVELY from getting a remake is this one
>>739723298My next most wanted NSO game is Warioware Twisted.
Why do people like this game? It's just Banjo Kazooie but with ten times the backtracking.
>>739726317So you just have no point?
>>739724656*cannot be renewed
>739723518RagebaitEvery so-called Emulatard is a Ragebaiter, best letting them talk to themselves.
I have a feeling that there will be a trailer dedicated to NSO in the hypothetical June Direct. As for what games they will spotlight, I have no idea. They could even announce Dreamcast NSO.
so very looking forward to this
>>739726806the fact that you don't understand the point innately is very telling
Can’t wait for the inevitable NSO Icons, you guys better be Lanking the Lanky.
>>739722839He's 100% right you good goy.
>>739726892It'd be nice to get a date for Conker.
>>739726552>Track down image>Is fucking IAFuck you.
>>739726914I'll be spending my plat points on all of them most likely
>>739726776Some people grew up with DK64 instead of Banjo Kazooie, anon
>>739722520YOOOOO I already played this on my pc :)
>>739724530>I pay for a service for the service>everything part of the service I pay for I don't consider part of the service is free
>>739727092proofs?
>>739726914I forgot that nintendo uses old games for NSO icons now. I'm probably going to use DK for my profile icon
DK WON
>>739724157Contrary to popular belief I love how 80% of the Quotes for “What are Nintendo’s biggest mistakes?” Is just them not buying Rare when the opportunity was there. And for “Nintendo’s best decisions” 80% of those quotes are about them purchasing Monolith Soft.
>>739726892There usually are segments like that in Directs, but the fact that they just threw this out of nowhere is making me a little more unsure about them doing a June Direct this year. I've already said my other reasons I don't think they'll do one; in any case, it's getting both frustrating and tiring at how weird Nintendo's marketing strategy has been since the Switch 2 launched
I'm finally gonna beat this fuckass game, I got hard filtered as a kid by having to beat two goddamn arcade games just to finish the game
if anything else, any youngster who plays online games on switch can just hop into any game on their switch and have a gay old time living the old days
>>739726939The fact that you searched it up means you liked it
>>739722662You was groomed to be a raresnoy
>>739727096X costs money. i pay for Xas part of being for X i also get Y and Z. Y and Z typically would cost money in a hypothetical scenario in which i could get them separately.so i'm paying for X and effectively getting Y and Z for free.
>>739727241the fact that there hasn't been a gcn game since march makes me think that'll be the console that gets an update at a direct.
>>739725294An actual food analogy would be>buy cheeseburger>dumb retard doesn't consider pickles to be part of a cheeseburger so to him they're free>can't ask for the pickles without the cheeseburger at no cost
>>739727221>Failing to Acquire RareWhen will rarefags accept that rare stopped being good after the n64?
>>739727387They would have been good post N64 if nintendo had owned them from the start
>>739727309You can't pay for Y and Z separately so there is no Y and Z and you are just paying for X.
>>739727431Not really. Most of the good staff members quit while making Perfect Dark. The infighting while making that game pretty much destroyed Rare.
>Paying for emulation
>>739725791Actually, considering Microsoft was willing to lend the Banjo games, the DKC trilogy, and now DK64, there's actually a better chance. Then again, I doubt anyone currently at Microsoft knows this game exists
>>739724381>How come nintendo doesn’t allow you to purchase these games instead of being a monthly/yearly pay slaveYOU STILL COMPLAINED ABOUT IT DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT MAKE UP YOUR GODDAMN MIND
>>739727329Or, again, they could just drop a single Gamecube game by itself out of nowhere in June, with all signs are pointing to Mario Sunshine given that summer's basically in full swing, but they did randomly drop Wario World when it wasn't part of the apparent initial slate in the Switch 2 Direct, so who knows?
>>739727241I’m still waiting for leakerman Nate to say what he’s heard about the Direct. He delayed the info because of Memorial Day.
>>739727092May. You. Get. Caught.
>>739727494If he says anything about a "heavy lean on third-parties", don't say I didn't warn you
>>739727485Even despite that Rare under nintendo would have been better off than under MS.Nintendo will force people to work even if it's sticking in the Nintendo IP mines. Like retro
>>739726909Got it, you have no point. My phone can emulate every Nintendo game through the Wii perfectly and you are just a seething nintenkike.
>>739727559>Muh phoneI can smell the brown from your post.
>>739722851Because if you put everything there at once 99% of games won't be played. By drip feeding every game gets its month in the spotlight. It's the only Disney Vault system they used with VHS and DVDs, then foolishly threw away for Disney+. Furthermore, unlike free emulators on the internet, "it's good enough" doesn't fly for a paid service. Nintendo has to actually make sure the emulator packaged with the rom is 100% perfect which means they actually have to put dev time and costs into this.
>>739727386you spend $10 / month on a McSubscriptionAs part of your subscription you can get a cup of coffee or large soda for no additional cost once a dayToday you got a cup of coffee. How much did the coffee cost you?
>>739727559>My phone can emulate
>>739727485Dinosaur Planet was also already turning into a trash fire long before Shiggy shoved his head in the door and said turn it into Star Fox.
>>739727241Nate said there's a June Direct and he hasn't been wrong once
>>739722839what an absolutely pathetic faggot>all the blatant samefagging repliesHi niggerdeen, shouldn't you be raising your kids?
>>739723527The Switch Online updates are usually parallel to new games. There's usually one new game a month, and one online update a month.
>>739722863beaver bother is quite literally unfixable.It's just rancid dogshit
>>739726923I don't think nintendo will ever put Conker BFD on NSO even if the n64 app has that separate mature games for mature gamers app. Microshit can port the game themselves but we all know they will never do that despite the fact that they themselves made an n64 emulator for that game on rare replay.
>>739727631Exactly. Perfect Dark broke Rare.
>>739727534What would it be, a Partner Showcase? There’s no way Nintendo could pull that shit when every other major vidya company is doing huge showcases in June.
>>739724381Let's be honest: Nintendo could release all of their games for free and open source across all platforms, and you still would find faggots on the internet complaining about it somehow
>>739727735>I don't think nintendo will ever put Conker BFD on NSO even if the n64 app has that separate mature games for mature gamers app.The only reason for them not to is if MS suddenly decides they can't.
>>739723527im pretty sure they've done the latter mutliple times. mario maker 2 is a good example.
Why did Rare's Donkey Kong have so much sovl?
>>739726349>because Sea of Thieves is retardedly successful as a multiplat live service,Apparently it's struggling now
>>739726757>pokemansSo its a fake image or something?
Are the anti-emulation posts ITT meant to be ironic?
>>739723518Where's the prrof you are playing it lad?Still waiting.
>>739727620Your analogy falls apart because you can't buy or use Nintendo Classics without the subscription. So the coffee is the subscription and that is one of many benefits of the paid service. But it's not fucking free.
>>739727489>Then again, I doubt anyone currently at Microsoft knows this game exists
>>739727753I wouldn't be surprised if Star Fox coming out in June would be enough reason for them to go "Eh, let the other guys do it. Oh wait, you wanted games from US? Games, as in plural? I dunno, check Nintendo Today or something, the OoT and Super Metroid remakes MIGHT be there, or they could be Nintendo Music drops, lol"
>>739727594Ok, that's cool.
>>739723445Not really. At least not in any tangible fashion that matters. At best you're getting something that's playable for most consumers. At worst if you're sensitive to input delay, you're getting a worse experience than some dude with a rom and, god forbid, Retroarch on default settings. This shit only really matters for people who do not want to tinker and go through the hassle of updates, setup and configuration, but once you take that leap you'll realize no one but Xbox has actually done old games/back compat in a worthwhile fashion for a long time, and Xbox is scattershot on the games supported.
>>739724128Okay. so we'll just bring up the massive price gouging on RAM then. Decent RAM is like 600-800 bucks now.A switch2 just werks at 450.
>>739723156Honestly, that wouldn't surprise me at this point
>>739727584>>739727630Seeth
>>739724291>Shame the console costs a thousand dollarsAnon we are discussing the Switch2.Not a ps5 or deck.
>>739722520Finally a good Donkey Kong game
>>739722520I actually find it hilarious how tendies get excited when shittendo finally release roms on their subscription service that should have been there day 1, since paying a sub to play these games is fucking retarded in the first place
DKR when
>>739727898They went from posting title screen pictures to straight up nothing now
>>739724656Xbox is beyond repair, fuck them, let them burn to the ground.
>>739723518Looks like the NDF aren't happy with this post
>>739728096Seeth muh Ballz
>>739724919Here’s your Nintendo Directs bro
>>739728096the scaleless?>>739728205you lost and got raped shitric.Do please make tomorrow fun for me. ;^)
>>739728410That's even more evidence that they don't have to do Directs anymore
>>739728410Thanks bro
>>739728253>They went from posting title screen picturesemulator fags never actually play games. just wank off the potential too.Fucking tiresome
>>739722520I will be 101% this game
>>739725162DK64 would’ve been a great holdover until Bananza but now we’re a post Bananza world. I JUST WANT THE GAMECUBE MARIO PARTIES DAMMIT.
>>739727949>Star Fox in June>Rhythm Heaven and Splatoon Raiders in July>Fire Emblem potentially in AugustThat would carry Nintendo all the way to September. Imagine if we don’t get a General Direct until September.
>>739725608Relax anon I’m just hugging the Monke
>>739727898I played it for 30 seconds just now, it was shit.
>>739728574I want that fucking Mario Baseball game
>>739728096>Seethpure comedy
>>739728581Wouldn't be the first time
>>739728096>SeethBro thinking he's in a dark souls fight lmao
>>739727824They took a character that was already abandoned in under five years after his debut and re-imagined him in a way that made him into a (video game) hero and a classic among said industry. DK64 in spite of being a Banjo-Kazooie retread still had charm in spades. I was smiling the entire time throughout my original playthrough and the final boss is one of the best boss fights period, honorable mention to King Kut Out.
>>739728683>"Playing it right now">it's the first minute of the gameevery time
>>739722520it is the the youtube ecelebs' worst nightmare
>>739728837at least it's not the title screen again
>>739728683>AndroidThirdie opinion discarded.Sent from my iPhone.
>>739728683>played 30 seconds>on a phone>has the thread in a thumb sized window on the sidespiritually raped brown person the post
>>739727824Nostalgia filter.I like nu-DK more, but old DK does give me some nostalgia. His old design makes him look like an alien, tho.
CAN WE PLAY MULTIPLAYER TOGETHER /V/?
>>739728683>Android phoneGo back to the streets rajesh.
>I like nu-DK more
>>739727221>Content creatorsI think all companies should distance themselves severely from YouTubers and other social media influencers. There’s absolutely nothing good that comes from attaching your name to the most desperate, constantly online personalities on Earth.
>just realized DK64 has a widescreen option like Banjo Tooie>we're going to be able to play DK64 without the bordersNice
>>739729112He loves a banana <3
>>739727849That was made in like 2019 or 2020.
>>739722839>>739723137My guess is that he's an engagement farmer that goes to autistic lengths to "jump in" quick enough that his stuff shows up before any of the other farmers do. Might be why he's tripled up on twitter, videos take too long when you can earn money from tweets too. It's weird because didn't become like this until after the Switch 2 got announced, his youtube was just the typical "read wiki article on [topic]" slop that a lot of gaming channels do and then he just suddenly pivoted into the grift.
https://youtu.be/wQspd_6ppO8?si=AFEuVxNouT5ula4IReminder
>>739728837>>739728920Of course it's the beginning of the game, I only started it for this thread. I included the thread on the side as proof it's my screenshot since that's what you wanted. But listen, the important thing is that regardless of what platform you're on we all get to experience these great Nintendo games. Here's a screenshot from a game I'm actually a few hours into. It's another Nintendo classic, Mother 3. You should give it a try.
>>739729284>Still in the beginning of the game>Pretend to play itEvery anti nintendo post ever
>>739729241It's pretty obvious he likes Nintendo but stopped liking Nintendo but refuses to let go. This isn't anything new. There's that one diaper faggot YouTuber who is the exact same. He got blacklisted by Nintendo for breaking embargo and permanently became this limbo derangement state.
Hoopla
>>739729241>lots of videos about super mario galaxy>later that same year he makes a video about how super mario galaxy was never good after the switch rerelease was announced
>>739729527the grift is too strong, when you fall into that hole it's almost impossible to pull yourself out from it.
>>739722520games basically unplayable without the tag anywhere mod
>>739722839I bought this on the Wii U not even a decade ago. A one-time purchase. You could argue it wasn't worth it then either, but I wanted it, so I paid a small fee and got to keep it. I didn't have to keep paying for it and a bunch of shit I don't want indefinitely. Why are so many Nintendo fans like battered housewives? A subscription service for a ROM? Really?
>own bitch 2>n64 games run at 720pNIGGER, JUST LET THEM RUN AT 4K INTERNAL RES, FFS.I WAS DOING THAT IN 2011 WITH AN HD5870 AND AN I7 2600K.
That's cool but I'll wait until the game gets decompiled to play it again.
>>739729670You wir own nothingYou wir be happy
>>739729670>>739727490
>>739729670People would rather pay $10 a year and have access to a huge library of old nintendo games than pay $10 per n64 game because "muh ownership" but you do you
>>739728683I can smell the indian street just from seeing this pic, absolutely revolting
>>739729874I can smell the rot from your gaping axe wound just from seeing your post, absolutely revolting
>>739729872Shut up, retard. You and people like you are at least partially responsible for how fucked up and enshittified literally everything is now. Not just bending down to get fucked in the ass, but doing so enthusiastically, begging for more of it and defending your rapist. Everything is a subscription service now and cattle like you are to blame. I don't want a "huge library" of old crap, I can pirate that shit if I really want to, I want the exact things that I want and am willing to pay for my favorites. This worked for years until it suddenly didn't.Zoomers are so goddamn raped and they don't even understand how.
>>739730065>People would rather just own a bunch of games at once rather than buy it and have it cost more>GOY GOY GOY ZOOMERtypical modern /v/ post
>>739729872thisif i spent $10 on just wario world, i would've been pissed
>>739723137>Weird schizos are getting married before you
>>739730065>imfuckingplying millenials weren't the ones who enabled the subscription servicesYou people are to blame just as much, you got hit with the shit companies were doing during the 2000s and early 10s and just kept buying and paying, you are just as raped
>>739730125>ownGood joke, you pinhead. I spit on you.
>>739730139You have to be a retarded schizo to want to get married in the first place
>>739730139It was pity fuck
>>739729872You're acting like this wasn't forced on consumers or was based on some sort of consensus.
>>739730065Calm down little bro. It's just a $10 subscription
>>739730221True.
>>739723370WiiU era is nothing like the current era. Hell, this last year nintendo has changed a lot of how they announce shit. Most of the release date reveals this year have been outside of general directs, and both Star Fox and Splatoon Raiders literally never appeared in a general direct at all. You think DK64 is noteworthy enough for them to wait on it?
>>739722520>dk64>classicmore like classic mistake
>complaining about old games being on a subscription instead of being sold on the eshopAre we seriously just going to forget people were bitching hard over FRLG costing money and not being on NSO not too long ago?
>>739730395No one bitched that it wasn't on NSO. They were bitching that a 500 year old game was $20.
>>739730395GBA games on the Wii U costed around $7 to $8 smackers which were decent prices for bare minimum emulated ports, Shitmon costing $20 is outlandish.
Are Nintendo fans the biggest consoomers in vidya?
i remember when earthbound cost $10 on vcpissed me the fuck off back in the day
>>739730579Even on the 3DS VC pokemon red and blue costed more than the average GB on VC at the time. GF always charges more for Pokemon.
>>739730617What with tendies buying cardboard?
>>739730684>costed
is there anyone decompiling this game? or is everyone focused on banjo tooie
>>739730764>Minor grammar mistake
>>739730806>minorIt shows you are a jeet or a mexican
>>739730864Uh huh and bet you're not a jeet actually, you are Jeet.
>>739730443Don't start with that "T-That never happened!". I remember every cope like if it was yesterday>It's free on my phone so it should also be free on the switch!>Why didn't they remake it instead? >Why didn't they put it on NSO?>This game will not include the mystery gift islands!>This game will not have HOME connectivity!
>>739727485this, in my personal opinion Conker gameplay and the game mostly relying on its humor than anything else should have been the canary in the coalmine for rare downfall, them going for xbox had nothing to do.If nintendo decided to buy rare back in the late 90s the only diference is that grabbed by the ghoulies would have been a gamecube exclusive stinker instead of an og xbox one.
>>739731046>Listening to shitposters
>>739729321>lucas >begining of the game i hate to defend that moron but you don't get back to lucas until you are done with the first 1/4 of the game.
>>739731196Conker literally only exists because Rare was firing back at all the critics who assumed Rare only made kiddie platformers. That's the entire reason why they scrapped twelve tales even though it looked pretty much like all their own platformers
>>739731293*other
>>739731289He wouldn't know because Nintendo won't let him play Mother 3
>>739722520Good now zoomers can stop pretending it was good>>739722662Nausea?
>>739722718If you like shooters octo expansion is one of the best ever made
>>739723137Kids are more of a wife thing
>>739722520subscription service roms
>>739723137I refuse to believe this nigga is married and has a full time job considering he spends every day having daily meltdowns and retweeting every single negative post about nintendo he can find on twitter
>>739731679It's about the service surrounding it
>>739722520DKDONKEYKONG
>>739731780an autistic meltdown can only take 5 minutes of toilet time or waiting in line for groceries.
>>739723292Wow someone on /v/ with sensible logic who gets it.
>modern players finally have a chance to experience this garbage GOOD
Why does NSO have a specific "M" rated N64 but NOT have Conker on it?Is Perfect Dark really that M rated?
>it's yet ANOTHER /v/ doesn't fucking understand that to normalfags, emulation and piracy is illegal episodeHow long to drill it into your thick heads until you understand how normalfags think?
>>739732153>to normalfags, emulation and piracy is illegalISPs and their consequences have been devastating to western society
>>739730395/v/ unsurprisingly full of legitimate retards who don’t know what they want.
>>739732496They want every game for freeSimple
>>739731046People will hate you for calling them out, good work anon
I hope they drop in Mischief Makers one day simply because my cart always freezes in one of the later cave levels
>>739732153/v/ really thinks they can convince people to play a 3D platformer like DK64 on a fucking phone of all things
>>739731251>"d-doesn't count!"and there it is
>>739732698>Xe actually believes /v/ is one person
>>739732723>D-doesn't count!
>>739722520 But does your shitty port allows for randomization and quality of life options?
>>739732751I accept your concession.
>thread is full of people unironically defending subscription based gamingits just all going to keep getting worse isnt it?
>>739732783I accept your concession.
>>739732803I'm not defending it.I'm saying normalfags think piracy is illegal therefore subscriptions like this exist.
>>739732803>I have literally never played a single mmo: the post
>>739732723>XeThe usual suspect decided to reveal himself
>>739732803Jesus man it's been almost a decade at this point, time to move on. It's total shit but you're not going to stop them once they've started a long time ago.
>>739732803For your own sanity, always assume 50% of posts in any discussion on social media are bots and paid shills
>>739732903Genuinely, and I say this with conviction and passion of the utmost degree…KILL YOUR SELF
>>739730617That nigger owns a retro game store, so he's probably using it for display or some shit
>>739732948I'm not a paid shill. I just use logic>>739732826
>>739733006You care a little too much what other people do with their money
>/v/ is so brown and retarded they genuinely don't think video game piracy is still looked down on by literally everyoneLeave the fucking bubble.
>>739732629Do you understand that you can install emulators on PCs as well?
>>739733112Fuck off faggot
>>739733171>No argument
>>739733171Struck a nerve?
>>739733101pleasepleasepleasego back to /r/eddit
>>739732153anon, most normalfags pirate, hell i have seen more normalfags go pro piracy than current day /v/tards, only ones who don't pirate are tech illiterate ones or people with money to afford trash.
>>739726892A Sega Master system or even TurboGrafx-16 because they would be easier to emulate. M2 already knows how to emulate the TurboGrafx-16 since they worked on the TurboGrafx-16 Mini.
I have Switchgoy fatigue
>>739733667I have steamgoy fatigueI have snoygoy fatigueI have xboxgo- those don't exist anymore
>>739733112Nobody in America ever gave a shit about piracy of any kind, let alone video games. There was an entire South Park episode in 2003 laughing at the idea of anyone taking people who pirate music seriously as a crime.
>>739731289The Flint and Duster segments are far shorter than the first quarter, but they're certainly not "a minute in" either.
I have shitchgoy cattle fatigueIf every shitchgoy cattle stopped posting on /v/ this would be a much better sub
>>739734106Save the seething for the famitsu thread, snoy
>>739722520Game is unplayable without the mod that lets you swap kongs on the fly.
>>739734106I have "indian anons making poop analogies" fatigue
brown thread
>>739733112I have "zoomers calling me brown for shit I've posted about doing on /v/ for the last 15 years" fatigue.
>>739734357Stop being brown.
>>739722839>yeah guys I’m not really impressed by them adding this old N64 rom to the service when we all know how to use an emulator>WTF HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT??? DID YOU… DID YOU JUST INSULT NINTENDO??? AIEEEEE YOU CANT DO THAT! YOU CANT DO THAT BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!Nincels having a normal one ITT
>>739724538At this point, I could see them release DKR on NSO next year.
>>739734471I honestly feel bad for you, zoomie. You spend time calling people on /v/ brown(ironic as you're a zoomer, since you're probably some flavor of mystery meat) while not having any concept of what this board was like when it was actually good. The moment this website started banning people for posting porn on blue boards inviting literal children like you in was the moment it went to shit. Being able to post loli guro on this board and having no one bat an eye was a necessary evil to scare off normalfags, now we're forced to listen to your cancerous inane bullshit.
>>739734656Holy projection. I'm probably older than you kiddo.
>>739734603>"Nincels having a normal one ITT">he says that while hallucinating shit no one saidAre you sure about that?
>>739734694Have you posted on this website pre-2010?
>>739734656>Responding to the weakest zoomer shitposting in history
>>739734737Yes. Cope.
>>739734357>calling me brown for shit I've posted about doing on /v/ for the last 15 yearsOkay? it doesn't make you less brown lmao
>>739734767Show me the oldest picture in your /v/ folder.
>>739734797You first.
>buying the same games twenty times over
I have "oldfags measuring the value of their posts by how many years they've wasted here" fatigue
>>739734812Kill yourself, retarded faggot.
>>739727485>>739727547>>739727631>>739727749>nu/v/ revisionism
>>739734812I don't have them sorted by date, so I'd have to look to find the oldest. Here's a pretty old one I took when it happened.
>>739734863The fact you take posting here as a waste of time is a true mark of a zoomer.I've always hated garden gnome fags
>>739722839lmao he doesn't know how to divert the attention away from valve raising the deck cost by $300
Is Twilight Princess on NSO yet?
>>739735643He defended valve by saying "it's okay, we don't actually need a steam deck because we can just play it on PC", like yeah dude, but there are people that want portability and the switch 2 is the only affordable option. He's so fucking retarded
>>739735865They haven't added a gamecube game since march, dude
>>739735890>there are people that want portabilityYeah, and there are more people who would rather have a system with power over the ability to play on the shitter. So where's the option for people who wanna play Nintendo games at an acceptable framerate and resolution? Or with acceptable storage space?
>>739735949I haven't turned my switch 2 on since February
>>739736130Sucks for you, cause Tomodachi Life is fun as fuck.
>>739736196I have no interest in that or pokopiea
>>739723527The June Direct would be too late for Star Fox, it's shadow drop territory then
>>739736196>I'm having a blast!
>>739736078>So where's the option for people who wanna play Nintendo games at an acceptable framerate and resolution? Or with acceptable storage space?Literally the switch 2. This is the part where you make shit up and say "d-doesn't count"
>Donkey Kong 64 thread>the entire thread is just brokies crying about people spending $10 (or free) a year for online and roms
we are so fucking back
>>739723292SOMETHING... ISN'T FOR ME??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT FOR ME???????? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>739737092>Why would you pay 25 bucks for a bag of shit?
>>739722520I'll stick to the randomizer, thanks though.Maybe zoomers will finally get to realise just how fucked this game is.
>>739722520Yeaaaaahhhhh... Cooooooool.... Okaaaay!
>>739737092>only people who can't afford something would ever criticize itI think this is my least favourite consolewar bias.
>>739722908I get your point, but I'm seriously considering emulating Twilight Princess HD if Nintendo doesn't hurry the fuck up.
Does anyone actually like this game the most out of the Rare N64 games? I've never finished a playthrough
>>739738189It emulates like a dream, it's been nearly a fucking decade lol. Don't do this to yourself man just emulate it
>>739738189Seriously why the hell are they squatting on it?Are they afraid all five wiiu owners will have a melty if they just port it to the switch or switch 2?
>>739722520Finally.
>>739738245Even if it's hacked it probably the worst rare n64 game but still pretty good
>>739738245I've seen a number of people claim that they love the game, but I'd wager money that most of them haven't played it since it came out over 25 years ago when they were kids with infinite free time and nothing better to do.dk64's backtracking is collectathons at its worst.
>>739738245I only had Killer Instinct Gold, Diddy Kong Racing and Banjo Kazooie among Rare's N64 games as a kid. I loved BK. I replayed it, then played Tooie on NSO a while back and I found it to be the most mixed bag imaginable, veering towards negative overall. I've heard DK64 is even more bloated than Tooie so I'm almost certain I'm not going to like it, but I'm still looking forward to playing it.
>>739738763I actually played the Wii U VC version and I still ended up liking it. Not as much as Banjo-Kazooie or Tooie, but still low S tier/high A tier.
>>739722718I have it and it is, they stopped adding dlcs to it years ago, would have made it worse for all the switch 2 editions but nope, only the BOTW one has been added and they barely add n64 and gemecube/gba shit
>>739738245i remember playing this but i don't remember much beyond the first 2 bosses?I don't know if it was just short attention span or me actually getting filtered. But i remember having fun.Though i also remember i didn't have the expansion pak so i must have played that at a friend.Either way i am curious to play it and see if it holds up.
>>739722520Literally the worst DK game of all time. What an absolute turd.
