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Oh, she's... fine.
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Moneypenny monkeypussy
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>>739726726
>for people actually playing
>thread already rapidly dying
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HE SAID THE THING
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>>739727002
Greenway was a bro o7
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>>739726980
the shilling for this game has been so bad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK_rETOaiM4
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>>739727085
This is good, isn't it?
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The second half of Webb HQ must be my favorite stage so far.
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>>739727261
The pacing picks up so well once you are past chapter 3 and it's been a blast ever since
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>>739727226
>clearing Lorca's villa from baddies
>scaling down to the boathouse
>boss fight with the remaining twin and rescuing the qt
>not!Goldfinger laser trap
>section where we mark people for Greenway to snipe
>driving the truck with the OHMSS track in the background
>Damien boss fight with one-liner kill
>your pic
The end of Vietnam was pure kino.
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>>739727101
yeah this thread is just OP talking to himself
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>>739726726
Sex

>>739726880
Sex
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>>739727439
Whole damn chapter top to bottom was excellent
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>>739726980
>>739727101
>>739727467
>gets paid to talk about vidya
>doesnt get paid to get angry about vidya
OP is the real winner here
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>outright admitting to being a paid shill
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Am I being paid simply to post about video games and say they are fun to play

The game has plenty of problems and "modern slop" to be found, but there's a really great environmental melee system and really lavish production. That's more than enough to get my attention
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>>739727596
Thanks for the bump
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>>739726726
Too much clothes. Why is that bikini like a granny? WTF???
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>>739727659
>IOI added a scene where Moneypenny is in the cuck chair
What did they mean by this.
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>>739727467
You realize a single person can't infinitely bump his own thread, right.
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imagine liking this flop lmao
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>>739727596
again, whos the loser here? the one who gets paid to talk about videogames or the one who gets angry over a game theyll never play?
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>>739727821
She likes to watch
She abandoned her own date just to help James on a mission
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>pictured: shitposters trying to convince people that First Light is bad
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Ahhhh

Feels good to be the White man
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>>739727101
There's been barely any shilling. The past threads have all been about niggers and retards watching youtube videos while being proud of it.
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>>739727861
yeah phoneposting exists
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this "lol hes just ahead" trope got real old after they tried the same thing 17 times in a row
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>>739727964
>that water
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The laser watch is pretty fun, as is the smoke bomb. I don't think I've used the shockwave once.
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>>739728001
You'll soon see how/why it works
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>>739728013
shit water
Path tracing can't come soon enough
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>>739728001
>he doesn't know
Oh no no no no no no no...
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>>739727596
kek holy shit it’s true. he’s even bragging about being a professional loser. christ that’s pathetic
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>>739726726
based faceblind retard
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The game's sovlful, which means /v/ will have a seething hatred for it then forget about it in a week.
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>>739727994
Third worlders shit up every single new game release thread with claims of shilling because they can't believe anyone actually plays video games.

Sad, I know.
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>>739727101
Ubisoft tiers level of shilling. It’s genuinely sad to see. But hey, I’ll take laughs where I can get them
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>>739727994
>>739728179
samefag
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>>739728179
You’re a sad person, yes.
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>>739727606
lol he's way too overdressed here, fuck off with this puritanslop
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>>739728267
>>739727995
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Go and post about something else if you're not posting about the game
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game puts me to sleep
its pretty bad when its that boring
enjoy your slop bros, ill be over here playing arkham city
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Why does he keep poking his ears? Is his hygiene that bad?
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any hot scenes with the cute blonde girl agent?
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>>739728285
Anon, I get you're way out of your depth because you're shitposting about a franchise you know nothing about but, come on now...
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>>739727937
Is the joke that they're better at chess than most humans?
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>>739726726
zoomtoids will never have any taste in videogames or the bond franchise.

this isn't bond. it is just a copy of that femboy spiderman actor.

kys shilling faggot.
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why do 4chiggers felt like being a paid shill is a bad thing? you get paid and you get to talk about vidyas. you faggots just get angry for free lmao
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>>739728336
Oh there's a hot one all right
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>Working mirrors and reflections
>Hot white women and nigresses
>Globe trotter high energy adventure compared to Daniel Craig's depressing self-deprecation snoozefests
>Bond is a white male and the most competent person in the cast

It's funny seeing /v/ try its hardest to doompost this game as woke.
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>>739728361
i wasn't saying he's never worn shorts and a collared shirt before, i was saying that's not good enough for modern thirst trapping and reeks of developers being terrified of male bodies.
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>complain about muh zoomers
>while playing zoomer Bond
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>>739728361
Fake 007 fans have been flooding the discourse

Many, many such cases
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>>739728424
Mad?
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>>739728327
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>>739727596
it's funny that they're not even hiding it anymore
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>>739726726
>>739726880
UUUUHHHGLEEEEEE
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>>739728361
why does she look so smug?
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>>739728493
im not, i got paid
>>739728520
its even funnier you purposefully get all pissy at a thread of a game youll never play
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I just wish M was still an old Brit lady. Honestly of all the race swaps that's the one that bothers me most. Jude Dench was M when I was a kid and basically every time I watched a Bond movie when I still gave a damn, she was M, so kinda sucks we didn't get an old Brit lady as M.
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>>739728519
Bond bros, we won.
https://youtu.be/AFaJWqVcv8k
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>>739728594
since this is a prequel wouldnt it make sense that M is a guy? it wasnt until goldeneye that M is a woman
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>>739728594
if /v/ was around in '95 you'd have threads shitting on Dench because M was a dude for 35 years.
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>>739728594
shouldn't have let the empire annex india if you didn't want indian women turning into old british ladies
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>>739728587
Are you ok?
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>>739726726
>butterface
>older white woman swimsuit
>personality of a brick

no, absolutely not. My standards are on the fucking floor and this doesn't reach them.
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i look like this and i get paid to say this
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>>739728035
>>739728062
yikes
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>I-It isn't woke guise- I mean, guys!
>"Heh, stupid little man, I'm not gonna fuck you!"
Damn, look at that """""flirting"""""
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>>739728757
im ok yeah, thanks for asking
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>gets saved by women 3 times including the last boss

garbage
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Which Bond has the hottest girl again?
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I've got a great idea for the next Bond project. Bond has to stop a villain who wants to genocide India, but the villain is a black transwoman and Bond can't stop her because he's busy being critiqued for his masculinity by Pajeeta M
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>>739728650
Maybe, but I'm pretty sure they were set on female M.
M should always be Brits regardless. M and Bond are the two you probably shouldn't even race swap.
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>>739727913
The former. Imagine being a shill for a career. Imagine if your purpose was to jump through hoops and fart on command for a trashy digital 'product' this far removed from its original source material. It's like being a clown dancing for people who hate you.
Everyone in this thread is intellectually, spiritually, and ethically superior to you.
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>>739728847
>lowercase "i"
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>>739728519
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>>739726726
>Miss Roth
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>>739728923
fair enough
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>>739728829
I'm sorry for you.
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>>739728923
the brits have been raceswapping and genderbending perpetual characters for ages. stuff like bond and friends is more likely to have it done, if anything.
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>>739728932
i aint reading alldat, cuh, i got paid its all that matters
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>>739728519
Oh right, wasn't that outfit one of the milestone things? But they never got to tiers 3 and 4.
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>>739728890
My Russian hacker wife.
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What the hell was this prick's problem?
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>>739729007
I know, but you always have Q, Moneypenny and others.
Bond and M are the two I personally think should always be Brits. Bond because he's your lead and M because given he's always a senior officer, it always makes sense he'd be a Brit even if the entire country goes diverse.
Heck even from the perspective of being a subversive shitter, it makes sense.
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What’s the replay value looking like? It’s like the hitman games were you have multiple ways do to a mission?
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>>739728829
The NPC has a tranny design and that's all you should've called it out for instead of making yourself the retard making up stupid shit like this. It isn't that far into the game either so you could've just watched a youtuber play the game.
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>>739727226
Is that the dude from the Walking Dead?
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>>739728978
lmao reminds me of the baldurs gate 3 gay shitposter who pick his a guy as his dream lover thing then complains the game is gay
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>>739728932
based
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>>739729129
It looks like they're banking on challenges and the TacSim mode for that.
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>>739728161
Is that the fat fuck from the opening mission of Blood Money?
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>>739729129
no
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>>739728932
You reek of unemployment
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>>739729152
And also don't forget Snatch.
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>>739729086
Was probably bullied as a kid with people making Simon Says jokes all day long.
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>>739729210
So what?
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floppah
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>>739728446
What are you gay? When we’re back to 2000’s levels of female beauty in games then maybe you can start whining about wanting to see shirtless men (jk we’ll still make fun of you)
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>>739726726
Does it have any nudity?
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this game so bad holly ijbol
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>>739727897
I'm not making money off of it, why would I care how much it sells?
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>>739729253
enjoy your flop
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rt vs pt

Some minor improvements of the shadowing in the ceiling, otherwise whatever
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>>739729263
Implied.
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>>739729252
It beat Pragmata's all time high tho.
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>go to tacsim from q-labs
>can't get out
is there a way to leave without going back to the main menu?
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>>739729210
Shoo. Back to the wagie cagie.
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>>739729129
TacSim for Hitman-style replay, main story is like replaying Uncharted.
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>>739729328
beating Pedomata not an acomplishment lmoa
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>>739729331
Not yet. Some dev replied to someone on the Steam hub about maybe implementing it in a future update
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>>739729194
You know it.
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>>739729328
that's on 68,687
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>>739729318
kek

Also this game really looks like stiff trash
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>>739726980
uh oh stinky (You) were wrong

people bought a james bond video game wow that’s crazy that’s never happened before
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>>739729328
This game probably cost three times more to develop tho
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>>739729263
It's rated T for Teen like every single 007 game before it.
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>s-see! see! there's some white people in the game!
>>739725713
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>>739729413
thread was on page 7 during that post kek
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>>739726726
Just give me the porn when her model is ripped
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>>739729250
>>739729350
What will you do when your parents die?
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>>739729376
Maybe they could also implement a way to turn off or limit HUD elements. Don't think I saw anything like that in the options.
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>>739729454
It will happen
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>>739729452
Anon, the OP was posted 5 minutes before.
>42: OP pic
>45: Moneypenny pic
>47: OH NO NO NO THE THREAD IS DYING IT'S JOEVER
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>>739729376
what a weird ass thing to not have from the get-go. it feels like the whole tacsim is better off as just menus.
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It looks fun but when did they have to add so many random ecelebs
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>>739729512
Oh, and let us turn off those cinematic bars as well.
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>>739729559
i think tacsim is a live service bait, they'll put more effort in it if players are interested
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>>739729483
Transcend. I've done it once.
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>>739729565
yeah honestly thats my gripe with this game besides the weird pacing in the early area, too many weird and out of place cameos
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is this game anything like the hitman games?
can I change disguises? are there funny suits I can wear like the clown suit? is each level an open sandbox? can I cause chaos? do npcs all say
>you're kind of invading my personal space
if I get too close to them?
that's all I care about in these games.
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>>739729454
>her
>Cressida
>Moneypenny
>the blonde and tattoo girls from the nightclub
>Isola
Can't wait.
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They were such good friends too in the very short time they got to know each other.
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Is there any different way to tackle to levels like Hitman or is it a standard bond game with just 1 solution and pathway?
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>>739729714
90% of the time you can stealth your entire way through, or fuck up and wait for someone to shoot you upon which you're granted License to Kill and can play like Uncharted.
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>>739726726
pm me when the model gets some porn
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>>739729679
>>739729714
its quite linear, gameplay-wise. probably shouldnt dive in if you dont want to enjoy the story.
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>>739728179
is this screenshot supposed to convince anyone to play this game? Because this looks worse than Ass Creed 4 (original or remake lol)
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>>739729318
>rt

There's no rt
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>>739729696
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>>739729837
>2026 years has gone by since Jesus was born
>still cares about le gwafixs
maybe ask about the gameplay instead
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Is there driving sections with car chases, and other cool bond shit or is this just hitman with hair?
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>>739729897
Yes
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>>739729871
Wanna bet?
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>>739729873
Why do you choose to be homosexual, anon?
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>>739729801
>linear, gameplay-wise
thanks, I'll wait for a sale before I think about getting this.
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>>739729303
Didn’t buy it. Never will. Just pointing out that it’s kinda gross and weird to be begging for shirtless men. Video games are for straight men.
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>look up 007 on YouTube
>woke grifters are already on the game

Great, not only did we have faggots putting pronouns into games, but now there’s faggots hyper focusing on non-trad wife female roles in games.
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>>739729938
Gambling is for retards
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>>739729679
Disguises are much more limited than Hitman, extremely situational. Aside from the parka and balaclava Bond briefly dons in the first mission, there's also a hat in the hotel basement you can stealthily swipe that will let you walk to the objective door without raising suspicion except from one guy.
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>>739729976
Of course because you lose every time
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>>739729884
Its $70 and has no artstyle beyond "modern cinematic slop" yet looks like it came out 15 years ago. Shill harder
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>>739730039
Thanks for the bump
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>Ask about her privilege
This is in the game
This is the writing you're dealing with in this game
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>>739729210
Shilling isn't a real job. It's like panhandling or being a whore.
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>>739729793
There's plenty of models with those ugly nasolabial folds and most 3d porn is just face swaps with the same body
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>>739730058
Yeah to trigger a response on the polygraph
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>>739728829
Same image. Every thread. Same discord “ops”.
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>>739729998
Can't lose when you don't gamble, thanks for proving your retardation anon.
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>>739730058
Indeed, you're asking her if her dad being Prime Minister affects her. She's wired to a liar detector. It's a test. You then trip her asking her how long she's had the hots for blondie. Learn about the games you're trying to shitpost about or you'll be constantly ridiculed like this.
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so what kind of content updates can we expect for the game? are they planning to make this a live service thing like WOA? where freelancer?
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>>739730058
Bond was a bro matchmaker for Monroe and Cressida there though
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The paid shill is really pathetic
Do you think he gets paid by the (You)s or a flat rate for the day?
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>>739727101
Did it work for Indiana Jones?
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>>739730157
flat rate, its a nice little side income
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Yo play Blood Stone too
Everything or Nothing also
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>>739726726
sure, but are her breasts hard and solid or do they have that fat jiggle?
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>>739727002
Still cant beat the king.
>What a view...
>To a kill!
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>>739729801
I don’t mind linear stuff but I was interested in what the game was like outside of doomposting tortanicfag shit
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>>739730057
>the newfag advertiser doesnt even know
lol, lmao even
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Does shilling actually make people play your games?
Or is it something like 'Well, we've already pocketed a few gorillion shekels as the budget for the marketing so might as well throwing a few bucks to some faggots to shitpost'?
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gigantic slut
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>>739730147
Story doesn't really allow for updates, so either nothing but TacSim weapons/outfits/levels or an honest to god DLC story.
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>>739730293
Did she borrow a pair of Monroe's shoes?
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>>739730147
Why does everything have to be live action GaaS slop? Why can't you just accept a game exists as is and that's it?
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>>739729703
I hope Cressida shows up more in future games as Oracle or something.
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>>739730285
>IOI game
>shilling
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>>739730235
I replayed Blood Stone for the first time since the PS3 days early last year. Good game, shit PC port. Tried my hardest to play it as the stealth game it was clearly not designed to be, fucking with the enemy AI and the game's checkpoints to get takedowns and clear whole areas in stealth when it was not intended. Pretty neat. Craig's voice acting sucked dick kek.
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>>739729981
>Disguises are much more limited than Hitman, extremely situational
I see. I'm no longer interested in this game at all.
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>>739730267
THAT LINE NEVER MADE ANY FUCKING SENSE WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE MEAN BY THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>739730285
It's farmed out to a bunch of street shitters, so the amount of money the publisher spends is probably less than $10k
It's basically a rounding error in the game's overall marketing budget
And that money is probably being spent because another street shitter convinced his boss to "go viral" and use his buddy's scam center
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>>739730402
007 is not a disguise merchant
Fuck off
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>>739730293
For me, it's the chick Monroe was chatting after you beat the cuck boyfriend in the bathroom.
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It’s actually pretty fun.
>mid to late game has better spy gameplay
>action combat subset of gameplay mechanics actively encourage you to push hard and fast rather than being a shitty cover shooter for mongoloids
>good exotic and exclusive for locations from gangbanger territory to resort to the two Bond villain liars
My biggest complaint is that they didn’t do enough to add vary the boss bottles and there weren’t enough missions making up for bond actually doing the most important gameplay component. Gathering intel talking to nova and sneaking around. We should have gotten 4 additional ones to offset then 3 stupid ones with the nimrod crew. Also the driving could have been a lot better. Too many invisible walls that tell you when you’re allowd to have fun
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>>739730293
She's like a grown up Sarah Miller
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>>739730342
people probably expect additional content because IOI added a lot of content to WoA. Also its $70 for a 15 hour game with a 3 hour tutorial, so its a lot of coping
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>>739728580
It's in the nature of the bourgeois woman
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>>739730425
>THAT LINE NEVER MADE ANY FUCKING SENSE
It's an old British hunting hymn about tracking your prey
>From a find to a check, from a check to a view,
>From a view to a kill in the morning.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D'ye_ken_John_Peel_(song)
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>>739730272
eh i would this say the gameplay is hitman-lite plus uncharted-lite, there are section of the game where you get to explore a sandbox of a kind but it isnt as open as hitmans sandbox. There are parts of the game where its just straight up uncharted set piece action.
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>>739730342
Nepobabies and (((investors))) can't stop themselves from salivating at the annual profit of Fortnite.
It's why they have to try so hard and again and again to take a bite of that pie.
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>>739730514
It’ll be fine if there is free to play post campaign story content with 3-5 hour missions released over the next year or two
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>>739730697
hopefully but i wouldnt hold my breath, nobody does story DLCs anymore. So maybe theyll focus on a fully fledged sequel instead of byte-sized story DLCs.
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>the gameplay is hitman-lite plus uncharted-lite
If those games were made by retards, sure
They can't even get the camera passable
https://youtu.be/xCHf4cL_90w?t=332
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we went from this
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>>739730585
Fucking Bri'ish and their lore. Thanks anon, that's a decades old mystery solved.
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>>739730818
Yeah, I'd be willing to bet that most British recognized it immediately, but us Yanks think it's shit
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>>739730778
>unironically posting YouTube reviewers
Counter: https://youtu.be/wPNnwc6yT5Y
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>>739726726
I keep thinking they should of left Monroe alive and made him 006 for a sequel.
Game's enjoyable. But they really have a clear "how you should have done it path" with the quips.
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>>739730778
Man you couldn't even wait a few seconds for the message at the top to disappear before screenshotting your own video could you
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>>739730795
to this
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>>739730778
How do people tolerate listening to these specimens? There's a fucking paypal on his channel ffs
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>>739730909
You think that I'm Worth A Buy?
You think that guy comes to fucking /v/ of all places?

Jesus Christ, get a grip, you are NOT that important
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>>739730778
>WAB
the guy really fell off ever since the money started flowing in. Goes to show how much youtube reviews are worth
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>>739726726
I think British people are a bunch of cucks. The illusion of "James Bond" has evaporated for me. Sorry.
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>>739730949
There are some /v/ shit that just identifies a man.
>Wendigoon
>WAB
>Rev
>Nux
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>>739730480
kek looks like the ((((art)))) team forgot to put retarded tattoos on her like the rest of the crowd there
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>>739730795
Didn't everyone make fun of her when the movie was new?
>badly acted bubbly chick that looks late 20s at best is meant to be a super serious nuclear physicist
>oh and she dresses like Lara Croft too
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>>739727964
>British
>White
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>>739730795
Unironically the worst bond girl.
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>>739731057
She was a pretty bad actress tbf. Bond girls generally have screen presence and are also super cute
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is there a 007 H-game?
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>>739731130
That's not Yeoh
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>>739730058
Shitposter
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>>739729696
FIVE good Bond girls in this game
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so is it a movie game or is it more like hitman where you're able to figure everything out yourself? my suspicion is that the devs went all in on the "storyline routes" from hitman, where you would overhear someone talking about something which unlocks a pre-designed path with quest markers and "Focus M" style narration that you can just follow to assassinate the target in a guaranteed cinematic way.
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>>739731057
you have to realize, the legacy of the "Bond Girl" has someone named "Pussy Galore", who is one of the most prominent art thieves and stunt pilots in the USA.
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>>739731475
It's 007, not Hitman. There are no disguises. 007 is not Hitman

It's more like Uncharted meets MGSV and other modern OTS games. Hitman fags need to get fucked already
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Just finished the Slovakia mission
How the absolute fuck did 1 guy get past an ex-00, and gravely injured 6 00 candidates. The 00s are supposed to be Jack Bauer level competent
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>>739731475
Sometimes it feels very gamey - traversing the map, finding clues, talking your way out of a situation, and then there's the obligatory fucking follow a character around while they dump exposition for five minutes
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>>739731645
Keep playing
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I'm having a blast
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>>739726726
Someone needs to animate an anal rape scene of this chick fast
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>>739726726
This slop is getting shilled so hard.
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For England? No, for her.
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>>739731902
She's like an actually cute Hunnigan from RE4
What a cute and sassy caramel queen
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>>739731645
They're not Jack Bauer, at all. They're all trainees, Bond himself is considered a scrub who has yet to prove himself. And whilst "we know" he's actually the best of the bunch and so is competent, that just proves the others aren't actually that good.
Also there's the "Blonde Man" and the French Maid doing shenanigans that disrupted MI6. 009 was deliberately taking opportunity of MI6 being distracted by all the shit these others were doing.
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>>739726880
Her and Bond have ZERO chemistry (including the non-romantic chemistry). I don't know if its the direction, the acting, the writing, the editing, or a combo, but I HATE this version of James and Moneypenny's dynamic in this game. In Vietnam, the entire time it's just Bond saying something, and then Moneypenny saying "LOL, you're stupid."
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>>739731960
>cute
>cute
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>>739728013
Oh, jeez. That water is rough.
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Man I love threads that are full of people who definitely played the game
Thanks guys it's really helpful
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>>739732120
cute selfie! what are you playing
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>>739728829
Judging by those tattoos, she must have a great relationship with her father.
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>>739732120
hey dont post my selfie
>>739732150
you're welcome, theres more like this thread in the catalog if you want more help
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Moneypenny is cute I say
CUTE
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>>739732120
What a sigma male.
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>>739728058
A good ray tracing is better than path tracing (biggest meme of the decade)
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>>739732223
Monkeypenny
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>>739732289
Monkeypussy....
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>>739727937
Ugh that kind of game. Lost interest already.
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>>739730435
It's actually much more efficient to buy people to anti shill a game, as that garners a better emotional response from those interested in the product. It's the reason new games these days get so many inorganic hate threads.
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>>739728285
Why do you want to see a half naked man? Are you a faggot? Bond isnt for fags you know
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"ANOTHER PS5 PRO "DUB"!!"

xbros its not looking good good it never looks good they keep dunking on us its it not fair I wish I had the swagger and athleticism and huge dick of a black man fuck
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>>739732254
Cinema
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>>739726980
You lost
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>>739732003
that feels like a cop out.
The James Bond lore has always alluded to the fact that there are multiple 00s doing just as dangerous if not more so missions, and MI6 only needs to send 1 of them to deal with a crisis since that's usually enough.

Here, we have 1 00, and 7 recruits who were clowning on the SAS all summer. That got completely blindsided. IIRC 1 movie had the 00 training site attacked, and only 2 got KIA'd, mostly because they were taken by surprise.

just feels a bit inconsistent to have the recruits be implied competent and get NPC'd in 1 go
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>>739727964
Aren't you supposed to spread out the copy/pasta assets a little better?
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>>739726726
>M is a leader of the English intelligence for the UK
>First Light makes her a Indian
What did the devs mean by this?
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Is Chris-chan in this game or did I get trolled?
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>>739732452
the mewgenics thread is on the next page
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>>739732452
yes she's in the game
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>path traced nvidia sponsored games
>all happen to have shitty lighting
im nooooticing
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>>739732449
>>First Light makes her a Indian
And she trusts an AI to make all her decisions for her and she needs a White savior to come and fix it all for her
Lmfao.....extremely realistic.
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I can single handedly beat up any british guy this Bond shit is their cope for being weak
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uhh isn't this a little islamophobic & sexist?
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>conquers your turd world country
Nothing personnel, chap
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>>739732545
THEIA was activated 12 years ago and M became M only 14 months before the game starts. In fact, it's her *not* believing in the quantum computer, when Bond beats the 1% odds in the prologue, what leads to him joining MI6.
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>>739732429
How did you finish the Slovakia mission without finishing any of the game or absorbing any of the story before it? Your issue is explained in the game.

Maybe this is an issue of you being a Bond fanatic first and a game player second. This is why I ignore Rings of Power or licensed Lord of the Rings games: because I'm a fan of the books and get irritated new shit isn't faithful to it.
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>>739732618
Yeah M and Moneypenny and Greenway do believe in Bond but the subtext couldn't be clearer in my eyes
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>>739732679
fair
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>>739726980
hi
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>>739732429
>That got completely blindsided.
By another 00.
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>>739726980
Free bump cos fuck you doomer faggot
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First Light actually made all the women MORE attractive than the voice/face model is
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Brits tongue my anus
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>>739732363
no one cares about niche series like hitman
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>>739732254
Marilyn Manson plagiarized this trailer for his shitty music video.
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>>739726726
>007 First Light thread for people actually playing
So... no one?
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>>739733109
https://youtu.be/-F6JJna-1qY?
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>739733130
Yet here you still are begging for our attentio
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>>739733130
Hi there, heres your (You). Before you ask, yes I get paid.
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>>739733106
That's the spirit.
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>let's buy the most used rock assets from quixel and use them for our own level, it will make for a very unique experience!
fucking IOI
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>>739733491
>It's fine when french do it
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>>739733491
is that supposed to make me not want to have fun playing the game anymore or what
tell me what you think you're saying
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/v/ really does have a hateboner for this game, doesn't it?
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>>739734072
>/v/cels will bust a nut to these roblix ahh tier visuals
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>>739734078
its /v/'s latest pearlclutching trend, it'll die down in a couple of weeks
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>>739732452
Are you fucking stupid
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>>739734138
Yep
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>>739732150
We're not here to help you
Some of us are here to have fun
If 007: First Light looked like a fun game this would be a different conversation
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>>739734301
sexy pajeeta sarr do not redeem she is my benchod
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this """game""" made my dick shrivel back into my body
forgettable
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You know what's fun? Playing video games and posting about games that you play and not games that you don't play
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Not a real game.
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>>739734385
i need to see some evidences of your penis retreating into your body because of this game, because that is some serious accusation.
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>>739731130
She's white so automatically okay, the worst are the blacks and asians
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IO interactive going bust in 4 months
firing all their employees in 3 months
if you work for this shitpile, start making plans to leave
this is for your own good
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10/10 would hug from behind while she makes ice cubes for my lassi
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I will never understand how people can enjoy these cinematic scripted video games. Just watch the real movie or play a real video game.
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>bows on the straps that will interfere with your stroke/get in the way
i will never understand women's fashion
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>>739734559
>IO interactive going bust in 4 months
>firing all their employees in 3 months
>if you work for this shitpile, start making plans to leave
>this is for your own good
repeated
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I hope they get to make another Bond game cause there’s definite promise here. A game centred around prime Bond without any of the origin/training stuff, and with a better villain, could be kino. Either way, I’m excited for the next Hitman with all the combat improvements from this game.
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>>739734618
female (women) just wanna be cute, anon
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>>739734559
>>739734598
>>739734643
chud melty desu
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>739734598
You're definitely a sane and healthy individual
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>>739731234
Huh she was quite a looker when she was younger.
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>>739734598
>>739734379
Jeet memes suck ass. Step it up, saar.
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>>739734618
women don't actually swim in those swimsuits, they just want attention
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>"hmm, i quite enjoy bond"
game is shit
game has chinese spyware (denuvo)
paying money for the game will directly fund trannies who want your children to be genitally mutilated
>"hmm, ill spend my money elsewhere"
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OMGGG toaster bhabhi is actually so fucking hot yaar... the way that golden butter is slowly dripping down her shiny metal face and onto her red top is driving me absolutely crazy. I would butter her up every single morning and eat her toast like a madman no cap. She's not just a toaster she's MY toaster waifu fr. 007 videogame is my best purchased purchasings !
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>>739734643
but this game got day 0'd
https://pastebin.com/raw/AiJxtk0r
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>>739731130
>Unironically the worst bond girl.
Nah Denise Richards was really hot in that movie, which is all you really want from a Bond girl. There were lots of uglier and more annoying ones with stupid accents
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interest lost
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>cant bang 5 hot women during mission
>cant even bang 1 hot woman in the entire game
not actually a bond game is it then?
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>>739728179
Wow, this looks like a million different games from the last 10 years
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why do shitposters spend so much of their time posting about games they will never play
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>>739728179
holy fuck that water looks absolute ASS

look at where it meets the boat there's no texture no tessellation nothing it's just a flat polygon like straight out of a PS2 game.

Unironically if I upscale FFX to 4k there'd be 0 difference.

I've literally seen games from 15 years ago with more convincing water dynamics.
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>only guy defending the worse uncharted 3 clone but 15 years too late is some coomer
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>>739734559
Then why make a bond game? If you have a problem with James Bond and think James fucking bond is tone deaf to modern audiences. THEN WHY NOT JUST INVENT YOUR OWN SPY STORY??? What the fuck is it with this uncreative dogpile approach? Why do you have to be fucking evil and take something that already exists and change it, just to deliberately piss people off?
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>>739734998
Fake outrage from an autistic
Doesn't make any game more or less fun to play

>>739735027
You're mad about clickbait on 4chan?
What an absolute troglodyte
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>>739735008
>only guy actually playing the game in his own thread is posting females
Get the pitchfork
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this is not me being ironic or anything, genuinely wants to know. why hate on a game that you'll never play? like whats exactly motivates you to behave that way? I hope you at least get paid for doing that.
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>>739734740
He's really losing his mind

Why does this happen in every single new game thread on this board now? Every single time a new game comes out there's always, always an endless sea of shitposters that flock to the threads itching for material, melting down about shilling, women, and any other off topic shit they can imagine like Indians.

What has happened to this website?
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>>739735182
do you think you can actually save the White race through videogames? how about you contribute something for the White race instead of whining about videogames?
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>Getting this mad over a game you'll never play
What is this mental illness
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>>739735250
Because /v/ are a bunch of cynical, miserable edgelords that hate fun and want to ruin the fun for everyone else.
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>european levels
>full of unrealistic blacks
>african levels
>only with blacks
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>>739735297
sometimes i pity the poor bastard, its possible that he didnt get enough love and attention from his parents
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>>739735346
>Unrealistic blacks
Have you seen Europe these days lmao
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>>739735398
Forced meme.
https://youtu.be/ygMotzvt2UQ?t=83
You'd barely find ones even in the tourist spots.
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>>739729129

I'm about 1/3 of the way through, and I don't even want to finish playing through it the first time.

>>739729263

Nope. T for Teen. In the first mission at the hotel you barge in on a lady taking a bubble bath in her hotel room and she's wearing a bra in the tub.
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>>739729263
>>739735525
Every single 007 game is rated T for Teen. Faggot
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>>739726726
This is a %100 jerkable offense.
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>>739726980
Just reminding you that you fucking lost
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>>739726726
Dead franchise
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>>739726726
Those janky, marionette style Hitman animations never went away did they? You can make a game look as pretty as you like with textures but as soon as you neglect animations it looks amateurish. Especially with game that pushes for realistic looking humans.
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You now remember the great ass we had in hitman absolution.
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>>739735250
The Epstein files revealed that this site was essentially repurposed into an altright hive where everyone is kept miserable at all times so that they can be more easily manipulated by the elite. Throw in some jeets and you get what's happening in this thread.
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>>739729837
That same washed out look that Hitman 2 and 3 had. The engine update really weirded up that trilogy.
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>>739734618
I'd date and marry Hunter
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>>739726726
woke slop
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>>739735629
No I'd say 007 has pretty good animations for the most part

It's not Naughty Dog or Rockstar tier but they are very well motion captured and there's very good blending. Actions like combat and climbing and the ragdolls and such look good
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>>739733491
>NOOOOO THEY DIDNT MODEL EVERY ROCK IN-HOUSE

I’m tired of this board. Shills or not it’s full of the stupidest cunts
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So is it a Uncharted Clone or a Hitman clone?
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>>739736003
its a mashup of both
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Is anyone else thrown off by Bond being so fucking aggressive with everything? Kicking open doors, chucking throwables right at peoples faces, pushing carts across the room with all his might.

I expected another stealthy Hitman game, but all this fucker can do is smash shit all around him. Also, what the fuck is up with being able to poison dart random things like the grandfather clock? It also feels like the game doesn't even want you to stealth, cause god damn it's like you can't maneuver around people without immediately alerting someone else in the vicinity.

I'm trying to use god damn logic, but I'm punished for being reasonable.
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>>739735983
>NOOOOO THEY DIDNT MODEL EVERY ROCK IN-HOUSE
This but unironically.
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>>739734939
They’re from a Discord that thinks they’re saving the world by running smear campaigns in major titles that use Denuvo.

It’s usually 14 guys and a transvestite that everyone fights over in the one Discord.
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>>739736067
>Is anyone else thrown off by Bond being so fucking aggressive with everything? Kicking open doors, chucking throwables right at peoples faces, pushing carts across the room with all his might.
That's been bond for the past 20 something years anon. You can thank the Daniel Craig films for this
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>>739727964
My favorite PS4 launch game
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>>739736067
>I expected another stealthy Hitman game
Can you faggots just shut the fuck up already? It's the same post over and over and over again ad nauseum. Go watch a single 007 film you newfaggot
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>>739726726
Do I really have to pay $70? There’s gotta be a cheaper way to play
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>>739736156
Cry.
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>>739736156
It's cracked
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>>739736073
Nah, it's just /v/ being /v/. /v/ found themselves a new punching bag and now they are getting upset that their new TORtanic is not sinking, which makes them double down on shitposting.
/v/ wants to be miserable for fun.
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>>739726726
Should i get this game? I don't play a lot of games like this, but I'm tempted because of the Lana Del Rey song in it
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>>739736156
there are... unconventional method to get it way cheaper than one should
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Just finished the game. It was the whitest game I've played in the last 15 years.
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>>739736152
To be fair, I am ticked off that you can't hide bodies. Which kinda ruins my stealth instincts.
Last Light in general keeps ruining my muscle memory. Sometimes the best way to stealth through a level is to flat out come out into the open and start bullshitting people that you are not here.
It's not bad, I just need to get used to this approach.
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>>739736280
It's fucking great innit?
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>>739736227
If you're a fan of Lana like I am, the game was almost worth buying just for that intro alone. Best Bond intro since Skyfall or even as far back as Casino Royale IMO

She did a great job
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>>739736227
It's a very fun game. Reminds me a lot of that Indiana Jones game from 2024, which is a high praise from me.
And that Lana Del Rey's song is catchy as fuck.
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>>739736320
Watch a Bond film. Bond doesn't put on peoples clothes or meticulously hide bodies to cover his tracks. He's stealthy when he needs to be but his presence itself is still loud and ostentatious. Exploding cars are a staple in every single movie
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>>739736320
>It's not bad, I just need to get used to this approach.
That's basically my thought process at this point.

>>739736442
Yeah, I'm not super familiar with Bond. The last 007 game I played was GoldenEye back in the day. I've only watched about half of the GoldenEye film recently. I've always had a certain idea of Bond in my head, and a little research shows that he's anything but what I thought he was. Doesn't help that I expected a certain type of game from IOI thanks to Hitman. Now that I know, I'll probably enjoy the game more
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>>739736442
ackchyually...
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>>739736680
>He's stealthy when he needs to be
Show me a clip from a Bond film from this century
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>French Japanese hapa spy
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>>739736280
I like how they simply animated the blood like the older films instead of doing that cg animated blood they've done since the Brosnan era
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>all the guards in the african level are white so you don't get the satisfaction of being a RE5 terminator

i have *extreme* woke game fatigue.
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>>739736925
Dude I've killed dozens and dozens and dozens of niggers in this game

Shut the fuck up already
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>>739736732
I know I was just nitpicking
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>>739736767
Built for Bond
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>>739736998
Skyfall was excellent, though it's a bit short on the women. Just watched it the other night. Once he meets Silver the it really goes into kino overdrive
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>>739737068
I think I like Teresa a little more and I'm wondering where the blonde from the club went as well but she's cute too

Needs to take off the fucking sweater if she wants to move up the ranking
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>>739737184
a lot of the girls in the game is cute, if the absent of attractive women is the reason one game would be considered woke then woke this game is not
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I love watching the discord "all games are bad!!!" sissies take unrelenting Ls like they've taken ITT

Well done gentlemen
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>>739736680
JUDO CHOP
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>>739726726
It looks decent but I'm getting Mina the Hollower tomorrow so I'll wait for it to go on sale
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>>739735983
You are in the wrong.
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>>739730920
I've seen her face before. where's she from?
everyone in modern videos are just fucking facescanned actors instead of proper character now.
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>>739737732
how
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Low budget shill campaign.
No mention of this game coming out.
Day before it comes out suddenly its everywhere.

Im guessing tomorrow its gone.
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>>739727964
>His wrist is thicker than his neck.
Soi faggot
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>>739737828
People are talking about a game after it came out?
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Cressida deserved better
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>>739730115
Why are you in every thread? Oh right, you're a shill lmao.
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>>739737416
No such Discord thing exists, shill. You're bad at this
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>dev can't match previous game's graphics from 2021
Enshittification.
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>>739735027
First you should google "propaganda", next you should do a little research into who what special interest groups funded the development of this project.
The results might surprise you.
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My name is Twink, Twink Bond.
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>>739737785
Her voice actress is a total nobody and doesn't really look like her. Go ahead and look up "Teresa Lorca face actress". Id say she's a proper character
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https://x.com/MichaelDoesLife/status/2059761887701590419

>$70 for this
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>>739738129
>she's a proper character
Modern artists are not capable of making characters. they photoscan everything.
She is 100% a face scan of an actress or model.
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>>739738319
Find the face then retarded nostalgia blind faggot
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>>739738308
>MichaelDoesLife
Oh, that miserable faggot.
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>>739737785
urkshewally her face is actually unique, they didnt just scanned her VA face (at least they didnt just copy paste her face into a character)
>>739738319
from where i came from, accusation must come with a proof.
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>>739731234
Jackie Chan in drag?
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Do these characters really pass as "beautiful" or "sexy" now? Goddamn, the standards really have fallen.
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>>739738391
faceblind is a symptom of aut-aww shoot you probably heard of this a million times by now
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>>739738415
Please do not blame your inability to get erect with the game design, thanks.
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>>739727002
For me, it's
>I must've scared ... the living daylights ... out of her.
Best Bond movie for sure
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>>739738415
The last Bond girl was Lea Seydoux.
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>>739738467
She is disgusting
Ruined DS too

The WORST of the Craig era, which was filled to the brim with hot Bond girls
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>>739737786
because they should model every rock in house like every dev used to have to
all parts contribute to the greater whole
AAA slop with outsourced assets will never be art or even decent games
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>>739738576
Post your hand retarded shitposter
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>You can't fuck Gemma Chan's character
Shit sucks
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>>739738589
Yes yes very nice
Now go back to your gacha general
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>>739734939
Pure sex
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>>739738624
But anon, the Blender model
Think of the animations that you could commission
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>>739738624
next game hopefully
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the strength of the prologue carries the game pretty far but aside from some highlights like slovokia and vietnam in general i was disappointed, particularly with the narrative
the gameplay is good though, ill do some tacsim stuff tomorrow
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>>739738592
Never

My top Bond girls:
>Paloma
>Elektra King
>Solitaire
>Strawberry Fields
>Miranda Frost
>Vesper
>Christmas Jones
>Goodnight
And my favourite
>Kara Milovy
>Lucia Sciarra
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>>739738770
whoops, forgot
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>>739738770
>Ana de Armas
>calling Lea Seydoux and the First Light women unattractive
Massive, unrelenting self report
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Is the game as fun as Blood Stone?
More importantly, do you drive an Asston Shartin in this game?
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>>739732069
>the entire time it's just Bond saying something, and then Moneypenny saying "LOL, you're stupid."
Can't say I'm surprised. It is a game made in 2026 after all. Men, and even sane people in general, aren't the target audience.
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>>739738847
>First light women unattractive
I never said that, gay homo
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>>739735027
Pretty sure this game is just a test balloon for the next Bond movie, Amazon is just trying to reinvent the franchise for younger audiences
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>>739738889
10 times better
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>>739727226
>thanks for the pep talk magical negro
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licence to shill
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Have you ever recommended a game before?

You may be guilty of viral marketing
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So I know people are waiting to pirate, so what's the downside of that gonna be? I know Hitman has a bunch of online only shit, so I'm curious.
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>>739729086
If you beat him up you get to one liner him.
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>>739738713 >>739738624

Just throw the image into WAN or LTX using a specialized corn controlnet.
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>remove gas
>game becomes sovlful again
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Thanks for whoever has been uploading screenshots.
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The main theme for this game reeks of Pepsi cola
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>>739739270
Anal with all of them
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>>739737416
yes saar we are doing the protecting amazon job goodly saar
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>>739726726
It's Spider-Man but worse. That shit is ass and I can watch that cutscene on youtube.
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>>739726726
Why does this garbage looks like a PS4 game?
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Is this the first Bond video game that hasn't used the movie actors as the player model?
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>No Chud! You're not allowed to be emotionally attached to your childhood memories and entertainment!!!
Btw, the majority of shills here are just Danes who are supporting this trainwreck for the sole reason that IOI is a Danish company. Its sad. I know, because I am a Dane, and our media are sucking off IOI as the new king of all vidya.
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Hey So basically I'm just not gonna pay for your asset flipped Hitman game I Know..... UGH I know... It's just that I'm not gonna pay for it at all HAHAHAHAHRHAHAHA HARAHARHARH.
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>>739737576
is this slowmotion gameplay realtime?
NAH NAH NAH aint no way u can tell me that nonshills are enjoying this
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>>739739270
BASED BASED BAAAAASED
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>>739739459
i thinks theres one bond game that used nondescript bond face but i forgot which one
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she's woke
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>>739739547
What are you seething about exactly?
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why didnt they make make james bond black or brown too?
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SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
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Is this a pirate or a purchase?
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>>739732069
>ZERO chemistry
that sums up the writing for the entire game: Snarky girlbosses speaking in MLE with really lame efforts at small talk.
It's a game written by people and for people who no longer know how to flirt or have a bit of edgy banter or hold a real conversation anymore. I guess in some ways the writing is successful at representing how boring and shitty most Zoomers and younger millennials are to talk to today.
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I'm new to bond related stuff
What's the appeal of the series? Explain it to me because I don't see it.
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>>739739976
For me it was always a day one purchase
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>>739732431
But anon, one of the mountains was turned around 180 degrees, how could you tell it was the same one?
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>>739740009
we're supposed to just trust you that everything you said are true and in game?
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>>739736767
Cute. Stop making me want to buy this.
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>>739727897
Good games will sell poorly as more people awaken to the true power of their backlogs.
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>>739730058
Shitposters in my day used to put effort in
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>>739728053
wtf are those shadows and that greasy lighting on her?
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>>739740037
Espionage, tuxedos, luxury cars, sexy women

It's the fantasy of the secret agent. Cool guy that doesn't look at the explosions. Have you ever watched an action movie before?

>>739740060
Bond also smashes the cute pinoy receptionist
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>>739740053
I couldn't give a toss what you choose to believe. If you want to verify it for yourself buy the game or watch someone play it.
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>>739739960
Yes this is a Bond game.
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>>739740108
I guess he's too much of a bro to smash Cressida during the intro.
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>>739740116
you want to convince people to not play/buy yet you choose to present 0 evidence of whatever you just tell? what exactly the point of your post? to get angry?
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>>739740108
Does he bang Gemma Chan’s character? She’s hot as fuck for a 40 something hag.
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>>739728580
If you can wear heels like that on a beach you'd be smug too.
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>>739739250
A fog toggle is mandatory nowadays, it takes away from the atmosphere in some areas where it's needed but dramatically improves visibility and colors in other areas when it's not
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>>739728594
>the daughter of an English father and an Irish mother.
>Brit
Uhuh
>Jude dench was M every time I watched a Bond movie when I still gave a damn
Oh, right, you actually liked Bond getting his balls busted, having gay sex with a man, and having women constantly controlling every part of his plot, from saving him to shooting him to refusing to be saved by him
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>>739740192
No, he doesn't unfortunately. Although, I don't she would mind, because she's clearly hitting on him.
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So I was watching Jerma's stream of the game's intro and saw he was retarded enough to basically get snitched on by his team constantly, but nothing really came of it since half those people die anyway. Were those instances the extent of that kind of story interactivity, with the branches narrowing back down in the missions themselves, or does it actually vary the story a bit?
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>>739740192
Bond doesn't usually sleep with anyone that's also inside MI6, but most females of note still flirt and bat their eyes at him, even unnamed NPCs are constantly calling him cute and handsome

The receptionist should consider herself pretty lucky for getting her shot
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>>739740247
No, the game doesn't have branching paths or anything. If you are being retarded, you are only making things more difficult for yourself, but that's about it.
>>
gebqeyxe
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>>739740319
Figures, I'm fine with that though. Honestly his gameplay really turned my opinion around on the game, I'll probably pick it up once I finish Lego Bamham and get bored of Crimson Desert.
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>>739740324
you ok?
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>>739730058
>it's because it's plot relevant, chud!
Why don't they use era relevant language if accuracy is so important?
Why would anyone in that time period be upset over privilege?
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>>739731057
>didn't women make fun of her for being young and sexy?
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>>739740108
>Espionage
Gay sneaky shit, honorable honest action and gunfights are better
>tuxedos
Fashion is gay, especially that kind
>luxury cars
Cars are gay, especially that kind
>sexy women
Good but bond girls look too high maintenance from a first glance, femme fatale types can especially fuck off
>It's the fantasy of the secret agent.
Very normalfag esque sleazebag fantasy
>Cool guy that doesn't look at the explosions.
Nice, but looking at the list of gay things so far, is he really that cool?
>Have you ever watched an action movie before?
Yes, quite a lot, and that's why I don't see the appeal of bond
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>>739740536
Go away now
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>>739729123
>M because given he's always a senior officer
>he's
in fairness, judi dench made a good case for genderswapping M being fine. obviously depends on the actress but if they wanted to do it again in future and got someone else of her calibre id be ok with it
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>>739740461
>he cant decypher troll speak
baka
goldeneye
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>>739740494
they dont mean because shes white or whatever, they mean her dad runs the country, which comes with literal privileges for her
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Why does OP keep posting these disgusting elderly women in swimsuits? Does he think that's attracitve?
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>>739740190
GOOD MORNING SAAR
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>>739740536
>Gay sneaky shit, honorable honest action and gunfights are better
The man with the golden gun
>Fashion is gay
You must be 12 or something
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>>739740717
good morning, now will you answer the question?
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>>739740657
>ask about her privilege
>ask about her privileges
One of these is a postmodern pejorative
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>>739740817
Only a tranny would talk like this
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>>739740840
>having proper English is considered tranny behaviour now
trannies breathe air too, maybe consider not breathing?
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Would you give up state secrets for a night with her?
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>>739740878
Nobody but trannies uses the term "postmodern". It's an instant give away. Also "proper English" while using every nu-jargon kikes push out. lmao.
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>>739740890
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>>739740923
You know how i know you're an ESL spic?
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>>739740965
You know how I know you're projecting?
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>>739740890
>>739740937
It's just like one of my Western erotic games....
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>>739741101
Finally got to this scene to see what the shitposters are talking about and to my unsurprise they're full of shit.
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Do you get to be comfy in this game?
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>>739741142
GOOD MORNING SAAR
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Would you?
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>>739740747
>The man with the golden gun
I'll check that out with an open mind, thanks anon.
>You must be 12 or something
Nah, actually caring about superficial shit like fancy clothes is really gay. That doesn't mean you shouldn't be clean, well groomed and presented. But wearing fancy fashion gives additional value to a person only in a normalfag's mind.
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>>739726726
It's the first time I see a woman with tits in a game that isn't an FG, a gacha or isn't Tifa in, easily, like 15 years
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>>739741101
What bothers me about this scene is how did she even see Bond go into that room, she was supposed to be waiting for him near the exit
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>>739741189
I'm comfy as fuck bluffing my ass off, karate chopping guards necks in half and then confidently brushing off my shoulder and adjusting my shirt cuffs

Also MGS and Uncharted are both some of my favorite series and this game does a little bit of both of those games fantasies really well
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>you get the 007 status in the ending
i'm out, it feels like im playing james bond jr.
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>>739729437
Well at least they didn't make Q some we wuz engineers guy.
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>>739741229
>jeet accusing others of being a jeet
Love the irony
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>>739741313
You're a psychopath.

>>739741332
"Earn the number" was the marketing tagline
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>>739741327
>it does MGS
Does Bond hide in a box?
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>>739741348
jeet means victory
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I posted a new thread
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>>739741449
The fact that you have such delusions to believe that every single thread for every single video game you don't like is viral marketing makes you a paranoid schizophrenic

Post about video games you pathetic slug
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>>739741272
>Nah, actually caring about superficial shit like fancy clothes is really gay. That doesn't mean you shouldn't be clean, well groomed and presented. But wearing fancy fashion gives additional value to a person only in a normalfag's mind.
>Uses normalfag unironically
It's over for you. I hope you can be saved.
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>>739741449
NTA but you don't even have an argument to make in the first place so expecting anyone to genuinely humor you is hilarious. Your post is about as intelligent as a dog barking. Just pure nonsensical schizobabble.
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>>739740190
>you choose to present 0 evidence of whatever you just tell?
I present to you Exhibit A: James Bond First Light

> what exactly the point of your post?
The point of my post was to draw your attention to the fact you're a shit cunt.
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>>739741569
>its nowhere near a 9 or 10 like the reviewers want you to believe
Coming from the schizo that hasn't even played it.
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>>739741569
Nah I'm sick and tired of you ridiculous faggots constantly screeching about viral marketers instead of ever discussing video games

I've posted more about this game in this thread than anyone and I'm a paying customer, not a fucking employee. Go the fuck away already if you have nothing to add to conversations
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>>739741519
From what, nigga?
I'm on 4chan.
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>>739741623
There are only 2 kinds of people according to him. People who haven't played the game and people paid to shill the game. Nobody actually plays video games.
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>>739741667
>Ive seen enough footage
And like clockwork the third worlder exposes himself. Concession accepted. You lost.
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>>739741667
>sceptical about this game
That's the funny thing about your argument, you have said literally nothing about the game so clearly the game itself is irrelevant to your argument. You don't care about the game good or bad, you just want to accuse everything of being shilling cause you're mentally ill.
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>[Deleted]
Get fucked
Huge W for agent appreciators in this thread
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Shill bros... we're so back.....
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kek, he got banned
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>>739728001
I liked that it felt like someone following 47.
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>>739742116
It's such a clear nod to that and I really enjoyed how silly it was and then the twin reveal had me shouting kino
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I'm enjoying this game quite a bit but I worry that the replayability isn't going to be good, the first 2 chapters especially are really slow and cutscene/dialogue heavy.
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>>739742241
You can skip cutscenes but yeah it's a bit slow to get going. Most every modern game suffers from this and it's almost unavoidable
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>>739726726
Jewish shill thread
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>>739729696
I'd give Cressida a go of it, yeah

>>739729793
this
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>>739729263
>>739735557
Bond films never had explicit nudity either, so why would the game have it?
The most explicit the films ever got was probably the nude silhouette in The Spy Who Loved Me opening sequence.
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>>739734618
It's not a swimming suit, it's a bathing suit.
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>>739740923
I say postmodern because there's a clear difference between the Early, Middle and Late Modern periods, and post-WWII. Things industrialised fast and society changed a lot.
If we had a word for it, a way to describe the ever devolving post-Cold War world would also be welcome, because there used to be men in charge, now there aren't, instead we get trannie flags and women complaining they're not paid even more for doing even less as their eggs dry up.
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How's the gunplay? Are enemies 1 shot wonders even at chest level or are they spoungy as payday 2 enemies when you up the difficulty?
Or it's satisfying with a mix of average health and you can fill them with a few rounds and watch them stumble around before going down like GTA 4/5 and L4D?
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thanks for the bump anti-shill
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It's time to range ban americans.
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>>739728062
>>739728035
Now I will never buy your game
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>>739742805
Depends on the kind of enemy, some wear armour that you have to shoot off them, but you're really supposed to take them out in a variety of other ways if you can.
Generally 1 headshot, 2-3 body shots on light enemies. You can shoot them in the legs to stumble them or shoot their guns out of their hands also.
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>>739726980
you lost faggot
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/v/ is complaining about a beautiful white woman. i think this is more of /v/'s lane



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