Just got this in the mail. What am I in for?
Getting knotted by your sister on a boat in front of your clown grandmother
toby fox is the only reason people remember this cancer
What’s this “knot”?
>>739728037Let’s get a quick show of hands. Is there anyone on this website who does not wholeheartedly believe that Homestuck is a fucking trillion times better than Undertale?
VRISKA DID NOTHING WRONG
>>739728045knot a single satisfying resolution to any problem
>>739727787The author of this crap creampied so many underage pussies.
>>739728086Problem Sleuth destroys both anyway so it's moot
>>739728102The only reason people hate Vriska is because she’s Hussie’s fetish character.
>>739728178His OPEN fetish character. The secret real fetish was clowns.
>>739728165No, Homestuck in its prime was definitely better than Problem Sleuth, it’s just that Problem Sleuth was the last great Hussie project before Jester Quest, Circusbreak and Troubled Cosmos that had zero normalfag damage. Homestuck taps out of its perfectionist run a few hundred pages before Cascade, and Psycholonials is basically Hussie doing a “what happens if I pander to my abusers as much as possible for 140,000 words or less?”. It’s basically another Sweet Bro And Hella Jeff kind of thing, but not a joke.
>>739728037I don't even know who toby fox is beyond recognizing that I've heard the name several times.
>>739728278>The secret real fetish was clowns.Weird conjecture: I was at a furry convention this year that he actually attended, and it actually *had* a clown fetish panel, but he wasn’t there.
>>739728342I don't know what you see in HS. Problem Sleuth ran at 100% quality entertainment from start to finish. It's a masterpiece.
>>739727787I'm at the troll arc where it shows what their game was like and I'm ready to quit. I'm sick of reading paragraphs of obnoxiously formatted dialog from annoying faggots. Does it get better?
>>739728437I don’t know how someone who sincerely enjoys Problem Sleuth wouldn’t enjoy the good parts of Homestuck. Yeah, it has a lot of talking, but it has all of the same strengths up until the fans start trashing it.
>>739728495You’ve already read most of the best parts. There are genuine reasons to stick with it through Act 6, but there’s this miasma of untouchability that descends on it around the point in the story you’re at where the readers start having a direct negative impact on Hussie’s mental health and the art starts suffering for it. Finish it if you feel like the good parts had an impact on you.
>>739728495It is all downhill from there, anon. Sincerely, if you don't like the trolls, just give up on it now.
>>739727787>see a Homestuck thread>obligated to open up my 15 year old MSPA folder just to find a suitable image to post while calling you a faggotStop fucking make Homestuck threads you fucking faggots, let this shit die, it's already bad enough when I see random teenagers online who've somehow fallen for Hussie's latest scam and have Homestuck avatars
>>739728551Homestuck peaking extremely rarely at Problem Sleuth's normal level is the problem.
>>739728086Homestuck had substantially higher potential and Hussie squandered it all. Toby, I'm not quite sure he isn't running into an inverse of Homestuck's problems; Homestuck's problems were Hussie artificially extending it long beyond its intended and stated lifespan (never forget he said he wanted it done in 2013 on the Kickstarter for what would eventually, after many incompetences including starting the game before the comic was finished, become Hiveswap), Deltarune's problems are Toby is working around his yuri boner and being a bit confused on how to work up to his envisioned "hype ending" in satisfactory fashion.
>>739728653How much more do I have to go?
>>739727787I've genuinely tried to read through this because of its historical relevance, but goddamn is it insufferable. On one hand, some of it is almost excusable because it's from a different era. People on 4chan used to unironically say "Winrar!" so some cringiness was just part of the zeitgeist, but I just can't handle this shit.It's way, way too tumblreddit.
>>739728725You have more wordcount than War And Peace left remaining
>>739728725You are like 1/3rd of the way through. The final act is longer than the rest of the story put together.
>>739728680The best part is that we brought back /hsg/, even though the mods were out to gas it, but it’s legitimately so fucking terrible after the multiple years of stealth threads being hunted down and exterminated drove out most of the best anons that it doesn’t even matter and it would have been better off dead.
>>739728760It's charmingly shitty. We had no idea how bad things would get.
:)
haha what if terezi was really fat and sweaty lol lmao haha
>>739728086Homestuck was really fucking great but Hussie RUINED it so bad that it's legit just better to make up your own ending
>>739728725About 3000 pages. If you keep reading, you’ll get to meet Caliborn, who is one of the best parts of Homestuck, you’ll get to see Trickster Mode (which is very widely reviled because of a censored gag, but I love it), and you’ll get a pretty damn decent final smackdown at the end.
don't make me post the kokoro pasta again
>>739727787I bet there's a Nortubel demo disk inside
>>739728825I'm almost certain that "oldfag" status in those threads counts as someone who got into Homestuck with fucking Friendsim. If you look at the archives there hasn't been a single Shai'hulud posted this entire year, it's just a bunch of actual children who were never even around for when Homestuck had some redeeming qualities to it which should speak volumes to their tastes and behavior.I'd rather we go back to endless discussions on Yellow Vriska and glass rods than be around people who are actually discussing HS^2 or Beyond Canon or whatever it's called now.
>>739729053vvivvisect vvivvisect
>>739728882I quit around the time those skull-faced green fuckers were introduced because the updates took so long and I still don't know how it actually ends. Judging from the Homestuck threads I've seen on here that was probably the right call.
>make very interesting class system>don't actually elaborate much of it and don't finish it so people endlessly debate on its full meaning and potential Hussie loves just fucking throwing away and ignoring the actual interesting shit he introduces in the first place
>>739729132I talked pretty obsessively about hypnofetish stuff in the stealth threads and it invoked an amount of seethe completely disproportionate to what should be present in a Homestuck discussion. If people like that are screeching in every Homestuck thread, it’s like, why are you even reading it? Most Homestuck readers here don’t understand the source material enough to pose.
>>739728037Actually it's because of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.Someone I know who would absolutely not know what the hell a homostuck is reference the stairs comic IRL. I know some things about Homestuck from secondhand accounts, but mostly I only know it from those comics because they're fucking hilarious
Which troll is the most fuckable?
>>739729295Uh…none of them?
Jade's canon glowing green futa dog dick that she canonically uses to knot and impregnate Rose with (canonically)
>>739729315Why are you leaving out the fact that she also cucked Rose's wife, the fact that they secretly had a child without her wife's knowledge is integral to this
>>739729315>This is completely okay, but the author’s actual fetish isn’t
I was always sad I never got to experience /hsg/ but now that it's back I think it needs to be killed with fire
>>739729243Is this how the classes work? I got Mage of Breath from some quiz way back when I was 16 and I never figured out what that actually did.
>>739729389Homestealth was unironically better, and, when we hit 50 posts, I’m going to officially declare this a Homestealth thread.
>>739729238I remember I quit on the around the page where Jane gets hypnotized by The Condesce and I think she arrives on her ship. At that point I was just exhausted with the comic and it wasn't really that fun keeping up with it /hsg/ was always shit but I can't lie that I liked the chaotic mess it was
>>739729389>now that it's backWhat's back is a twisted reflection, don't fool yourself into thinking that's the original. HSG is something that can never be recreated or revived.
>>739729295All of them.
>>739728086I agree more with this take >>739728713however the tumblr and underage community brought their own problems and pressures to things.look at the amazing digital circus and the shit show THAT was.Homestuck hit various internet communities and conventions like a fucking bomb.and not in a good way.
>>739729458This is going to sound crazy to a non-initiate, but you can actually kind of figure out your own classpect if you use the quizzes as more of a supplementary tool or barometer than a pure source of information. It’s very hard to explain, but if you’re tuned into the creative ethos surrounding Homestuck and kinda get it the way you’re supposed to, you can use intuition and process of elimination to carve out your classpect. I’m a Sylph of Space, given the fact that Hussie, who is obsessed with clowns, is a Mage, not a Bard - therefore, I’m a Sylph (Kanaya the vampire’s class), not a Seer, despite being obsessed with psychics in the same way Hussie is obsessed with clowns.
THIS IS OFFICIALLY A MOTHERFUCKING HOMESTEALTH THREADGET THE ENTIRE INTERNET IN HEREWE GONNA BURN THESE NIGGAS DOWN ON A WEEKNIGHT
>>739728086Everything up to Cascade? Hell yeah. Homestuck as a whole? Fuck no.
>>739729720Sylph is a girl class you homo
>>739729789And?
anyway
>>739727787Homestuck was shit right from the start. You can make the lore and concepts as CUHRAZY AND WEIRD as you want but Homestuck forgot that you have to actually make the plot followable. It's an incoherent mess. The only reason people like it is because it was among the first of its kind to do a "CYOA" production on a wider, more developed scale so people only really like it because of the nostalgia and "you should have been there bro!!!" aspect. The story itself is awful.
>>739729921>it's bad it's awful i can't follow itLITERALLY NO SUBSTANTIAL CRITICISMGAY BABY JAIL ONE MILLION YEARS
>>739729720Any advice on how to get started? All I've got to go on are two completely different results from quizzes I took a while ago (Mage of Breath) and around a year ago (Knight of Hope).
As a reminder this is the current audience of nu-HomestuckIt's worse than you expect
>>739729921It only gets incoherent after cascade. If hussie suddenly mysteriously disappeared after cascade and homestuck ended there, it would be seen as unfinished kino that could've been a masterpiece if only the author didn't vanish after the end of act 5.2.
>>739730063>Asexual that lowYeesh…
>>739730063>modern homestuck fans are mostly unemployed leftist trannies
>>739730063>over half of homestuck fans are tranniesHoly shit, seriously? At that point, someone should look into Homestuck for purposefully creating troons out of people who ingest it.
>>739730234>Caliborn poured estrogen in the reservoir
>>739730063
>>739730063fucking GRIM
>>739730063At least it's getting new blood!
>>739730063a Deltarune chart would have the same stats
>>739730502Aids Blood
>>739730576Eh, I'm sure it'll work out in the end.
>>739729573miss herhope she's well
>>739728086I enjoy the comic pre-Cascade about as much as I do Undertale.
It warms my heart to see that a stealth Homestuck thread can still get to 100 replies almost immediately this far into 4chan’s lifespan.
>>739730551that's how it goes for a lot of these community polls. they're statistics on fandom, not the average player / reader
>>739728431>clown fetish panelanother weird conjecture but i was dragged to a vore panel that started with a musical number once
>>739731689Can you recite the musical number as best you can?
>>739728495At least end on [s] Cascade
>>739729132Say it ain't so, I remember catching a vacation for Shai'hulud posting when Hiveswap finally came out or whatever. Damn, never did get around to playing that
>>739732007Only play it if you’re really devoted to Hussie. It’s essentially Cartoon Network’s Homestuck, and I mean post-2013 bean-smile Cartoon Network, not CN City Cartoon Network. It’s not intolerable, but it reeks of pride faggotry and other cornball shit that doesn’t have anything to do with why we like the original.
>>739728495If you don't like the trolls you're not going to like the rest of the comic. But yeah at least get to cascade (pg. ~4000) that's the undisputed peak.
>>739729389I haven't returned to /hsg/ in over a decade, and from what I saw when the jannies first tentatively let the threads out of the culling was disgusting. Do not associate that modern dreck with peak /hsg/ (which was also shit, but infinitely more enjoyable and less aids)
>>739729389It was pretty decent for a little while after the pilot. That got it off the janny shitlist and brought in some new blood. We were getting quality OC and everything just about every thread. But most of that is gone now and all the usual bullshit that plagues generals has set in.
>>739732085Tragic. A reminder to all that Eridan did literally nothing wrong and in a just world would be the hero of the story
>>739732303I specifically remember that all the OC vanished after a specific thread where people realized the stealth threads had brought /hsg/ back, and people made a bunch of “WELCOME BACK, /HSG/!” stuff, and then the thread got annihilated and the mods made sure there was never a stealth thread again. We did end up getting /hsg/ back for real when the pilot happened, but they made sure it wasn’t the same. All of this is why we’re here.
>>739732353You know what, pal?Eridan is dead and out of the story.
>>739729458No, some of that is headcanon which has since been deconfirmed.
D A O O T S
>>739732506Considering what I saw of where the story went, that's for the best. Cannot fucking believe how dirty they did Rosemary, and don't even get me started on poor John. A7 was a wet fart, but everything after (sans the felt paradox space comic which was genuinely great) seems to come from a place of pure spite for anything good the series held
>>739730063>cis nonbinary
>>739732353Ok so imagine there was a tsunami>>739732738>felt paradox space comicREMINDER THAT WE WILL NEVER GET THE CONCLUSIONTHE ONE FUCKING THING THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT HUSSIE TO FINISH AND HE'LL NEVER DO IT
>>739732738Did you read anything that came after? Psycholonials was awful, but Jester Quest, Circusbreak and Troubled Cosmos were totally up to snuff.
>>739729921i know that i sound like an evil contrarian here, but you have to read the text in order to understand the comic. yes, even the chatlogs
Has any Homestuck here actually tried listening to Insane Clown Posse? Holy fuck, dude. I’ve listened to 10+ of their albums. DO NOT DO IT. They’re fucking terrible.
>>739728495I knew I couldn't be the only person who felt this way. Just some bullshit characters I have no investment in yet and I'm suddenly having to read the worst formatting of my life. Just could not chug through it (not to mention the autistic girl who got me into it was sufficiently not into me anymore for me to gaf)
>>739732998Act 5 is where the comic died for me. people are all over it and defend it but Act 5.1 destroyed the comic's momentum and mystery and the trolls were not worth it, and then Act 5.2 was trolls trolls trolls and it never got better from there.
>>739727787gaysex
>/v/ contrarianism is so bad they'll unironically try to convince you that act 5 act 2 is bad
>>739733075>Stop adding things to the comic, you freak!
>>739733212Yes. We had 4 kids and 4 trolls. It bounced between them rapidly and kept a strong and interesting pace, with good dialogue. Then we expanded with EIGHT more trolls, and had all 12 spend time developing before looping back. Now it was 12 trolls and 4 kids, and the dialogue completely fell apart; it took more than a year for John and Dave to talk again, because everything became bouncing between a huge number of characters in a disjointed way. It was just irresponsible writing and bad execution, and then it went nowhere since Murderstuck just offed most of them, only to then introduce another 4 kids and 12 trolls.That shit was not under control, and it showed.
>>739733196>>739733212Even if you disagree with his opinion surely you can understand why someone would be upset when the story completely stops what it was doing just to go more into backstory and focus solely on what was previously side characters, and then bringing those side characters to the foreground. I loved Murderstuck but I can see why someone who only cares about the kids would hate all of Act 5.
>>739733385>>739733397Make your own if you’re so fucking confident in your opinions.
>>739733212>Stop adding things to the comic, you freak!
>>739729363My bad, it wasn't meant out of malice or dishonesty. Allow me to correct myself:Jade's canonical giant glowing green futa dog cock that she canonically uses to knot and impregnate Rose without the knowledge of Rose's wife, Kanaya (Cucknaya) canonically resulting in the birth of their ('their' meaning Jade (the impregnator, using the aforementioned completely totally canon giant glowing green futa dog dick) and Rose (The canonically impregnated, after having been thoroughly knotted and bred like a bitch in heat), not involving Kanaya (The canonical cuck) whatsoever) completely canon child: Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde Harley.Did I miss anything?
>>739733397I didn't hate the trolls! I just hated that there was this really abrupt stop to focus on all of them, only for it to never matter because they all died anyways. It spoiled what the original 4 trolls had going for them, as foils to the 4 kids, building the momentum and intrigue. He needed to slowly introduce the other 8 if he really had to include them, and instead they felt like a velcro wound; suddenly stuck on, suddenly torn off, and now the only lasting impression the comic has is the mark they left.All my blame is on Hussie being a bad writer.
>>739733576>Did I miss anything?you forgot the part where hussie started taking estrogen and identifying as clowngender
>>739732353he was killing his angels.
>>739733576it's fun to play as Jade with a Rose AI and knot her against her will and get her really angry and stressed out
>>739733652Threadly reminder that I actually own a bottle of Andrew Hussie’s estrogen that he left in the Mount Auburn cemetery.
>>739727787John Egbert is 30 years old now
>>739733787you fucking what
>>739733703based
>>739733868Yep. Around the time those photos of him sitting on the statue went public, I triangulated his location and took a day trip to the cemetery the morning before Anime Boston 2025. He left an unopened prescription box containing a bottle of estrogen on the statue, and I managed to get my hands on it before the rain rotted the packaging. He wrote “HUSSTROGEN FOR U!” on the box, and I still own the bottle to this day.
>>739733787>>739733979I require proof.
>>739733212>>739733532Hussie pls
>>739734010I’m not opening my closet, taking a photo with my phone, linking it to my tower, stripping the EXIF data and posting it here just to show you a bottle of estrogen.
>>739734070>i took his bottle of estrogen and put it in my closet>no i cant take a picture of it that would be ridiculous
>>7397340704chan auto strips exif now.lying faggot.
>>739734181>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149890392/#q149897388
Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone who read Homestuck dropped dead at once and had their corpses mulched
>>739728086MeBoth are fucking dogshitThe only good parts are the girls and the hentai of em
>>739734283WHAT
>>739734283lol, cool
>>739733576>Did I miss anything?Well, if we want to get into detail we could mention things like the fact that Jade did this because she and Dave couldn't have a child, on account of Jade being fused with her dog which overwrote her vagina, and then she proceeded to hide this child from Dave. But I think Cucknaya is the main focus so that's good enough
>>739734283I'm just going to pretend this is fake for my sanity's sake and go do something horrible to a Rose AI.
>>739728037I have a zoomer friend who only listens to insane clown posse and thinks all other music is shit and he loves homestuck because one of the characters is like that
>>739734810When I was 13 when Homestuck was going viral, I knew one juggalo that I was forced to be in close proximity to at least once a week. He was, I think, a literal crack baby, and I was super-judgmental about him being into ICP because Homestuck’s relationship with ICP at the time was strictly adversarial. I was of the opinion that my beloved nerdcore hip-hop artists were superior. Looking back? I was 100% correct. Fuck ICP.
>>739728037this is literally better than anything toby fox has made. except his music, because that would be paradoxical.
>>739735007I don't mind that people like ICP. My problem is ICP fans don't seem to know anything about music. I asked my friend what he thought about Meat Loaf and he'd never heard of it. He also thought ICP was the first band to have multiple concept albums be part of the same story for some reason.
>>739731689>vore panelEven if I was home and had access to my reaction image folders, I doubt I could find an image that could accurately portray the despair this phrase makes me feel.
>>739735859There was a panel at my furry convention this year called A Sociological Response To Fatfurs.
>>739735927That's nowhere near as bad. It's a bit funny, even.
>>739736002The guy hosting my hypnokink panel was a mousefur who made a joke midway through his presentation about how he would like to avoid vore play with any potential subjects in the room because he has a prey response to it, and the entire room broke out laughing.
>>739736313How dreadful that such events exit. I wish there were laws against this degeneracy.
>>739736360The mouse was very sexy, though.
Nigga Homestuck blows ass, only good thing to come out of it were the fan comics.Decompressed is kino and finished, Oceanfalls is fantastic but updates at a glacial pace, Beginner's guide to the end of the universe is also kino. Prequel sucks tho.
>>739736480You’re just mad because Hussie made black jokes.
>>739734476which site do you use?
>>739736498No? Hussie in fact fucked out of those jokes because he's a bitch made nigger.Remember when he caved in to the "I feel so Caucasian" John joke?Go read beginner's guide to the end of the universe
>>739737519>AIN’T NO BITCH IN MAH BLOOD
what went RIGHT?didnt this thing have more words than the bible?
>>739729258I don't know why you're acting all self-aware and cognizant of it- but in the same breath fucking acting like everyone else was at fault.Obsessively spamming about Hussie's hypno fetish was just autistic and retarded. You can bring it up and be like "haha", but when you're replying to as many posts as you can to bring it up it starts getting annoying. Legitimate schizo behavior.Not to mention getting "Stealth" Homestuck threads gigabanned by spamming them every fucking hour with Vriska in the fucking OP was a retard move.
>>739738234Haha. You’re a fucking retard. Stop posting here.
I remember thoroughly enjoying Act 6 even when a lot of people claim it was the beginning of the end. I think there's a lot of good moments in it, but there's so much filler and padding inbetween. The beta kids definitely didn't need as much focus as they got because we were already familiar with their alpha adult selves.
>>739737154Not that guy but Deepseek is extremely cheap and it's pretty decent lately.As long as you don't mind them hitting you with the 炸雞 炸雞 炸雞 炸雞 spamming occasionally when the auto translate shits out.Personally I've been doing "7 foot tall mommy dom Kanaya makes you nut until you pass out" scenarios.
>>739729765Correct. I recently did a re-read up to Act 6. It goes downhill so fast, but the upside is that 1-5 are so short, comparatively, that you can do this in a week. Used the unofficial collection on PC. Just as good as I remembered.There's a few highlights in Act 6, but fuck me does it drag on for ages and ages.
>>739738423I'm glad you're fucking mad you got called out. Neck yourself fag.
>>739734010>>739734350>>739734352>>739734476>people dont know about Hussies midlife crisis that caused him to larp as a "clowngender eboy"This man is 40+ years old by the wayPeople forget that Homestuck actually caused him to have a mental breakdown and he became... this...
>>739738756>re-reading homestuckwhy would you do this to yourself?
>>739738768>Bro, I know you’re right about Hussie being a hypnofag, but you’re not allowed to point it out, even though it shows up a fucking million times in Homestuck and is a core plot element
>>739738509You got the alpha and beta versions swapped around.But yeah Act 6 is the lowest part of the whole series even considering everything that comes after it. Even all the straight up bullshit. Anything is better than the entire story coming to a grinding halt to focus on teen drama the characters themselves and even the writers don't know how to resolve. The fact that all of it- Literally all of it- is handwaved away at the end like, "None of that shit mattered let's just fucking move on." While being a net positive for the story says a lot about the actual content.
>>739727787Fuck classpects, what would your planet be in the medium
>>739738782People thought it was a bit. Also actually taking estrogen makes it go from a wacky mid-life crisis to genuine insanity.
>>739738924Really proving the schizo part of my post right here.Nobody said anything about how you're not allowed to talk about it or that it didn't happen in Homestuck in 500 different fucking ways.I'm not playing defense for fucking Hussie.I don't even care if you make it a fucking ritual post every thread to satisfy your fucking retard-ass autism.Just shut the fuck up about it unless someone fucking replies to you. The fact you're having such a little baby shits-his-diapers melty over this is retarded.
>>739738782I knew his clown things and odd cyberfashion(?) stuff I didn't think he was doing estrogen, I never really got that vibe
>>739739419You get it if you read psycholonials (or just read the big synopsis of it one anon did).The basic thing is that the main character (female juggalo) is a self-insert and the story is basically an allegory for how Hussie was just messing around with Homestuck and it ended up spiraling into this big, out of control thing. It's a pretty self aggrandizing story that ends with "everybody else is crazy but I don't care I'm moving on with my life".Plus there's that weird gender chart where people are categorized into male, female, clown, and horse.
>>739739619I did want to read it because I like the wierdo stuff in homestuck. Sounds trippy.
>resorting to making /hsg/ in other boards now because /co/'s is just newgens and losers
>>739739748/v/ has always had the best hs threads.
