>Greetings. I'm Gale. Would you care for gay anal sex? I won't take no for an answer.Very brave to finally give rapists representation in mainstream vidya.
He raped millions...
>>739730918Every character in the game is rapey and faggoty. Karlach is a cringe quirk chungus Steven Universe character. BG3 is anti-art that liberal dibberals make when trying their utmost to project a soul-depth of which they are distinctly lacking
>I fucked a goddess>Yeah that's cool bro>But I reached too high and now I have to eat your rare drops or I'll explode>Ok that's rough, I understand bro>Great. We're going to have sex nowI'm glad I could back out last minute because I was panicking
Astarion is hot. HOT.
>>739730918If you couldn't tell the motherfucker was gay as shit, that's kinda on you.
>Have the option of leaving him in the hole, or melting him in acid, once the gay remarks start>Choose to keep him in your party and keep flirting with him>"Wtf, he's a disgusting faggot, haha, i mean, i hate his guts lmao, i-i'm just gonna go have a picnic with him under the stars, m-maybe he has something important to say
I genuinely don't understand how you people are accidentally having gay sex, this game isn't capable of subtlety.
>>739730918Like /v/irgins he thought someone being nice was an invitation
>>739731248That's exactly what I did lmao. It was awkward but he wasn't even the worst character in that game. Minthara is the only unambiguously good party character
>>739730918>You are perfect. You always were, and you always will be. I wish I had told you that more. I hope the paltry offering of my company was a fair trade for the richness of your love, your strength, your generosity. I treasured them all.
>>739730918I have never played this game but the concept of a gay wizard trying to fuck you is hilariously out of left field
>>739731265Gale was bugged at release and his normal conversations would lead straight into sodomy.
>>739731265People are still assuming that the characters in RPGs have fixed sexuality and aren't all just omnisexual for the player character. Been like this since before Skyrim.
>>739730918I don't get his appeal, he's just The Professor but gay? It's so weird
WOOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT FLIRTING WITH THIS MALE CHARACTER WOULD LEAD TO ROMANCE?????
>>739730918No Gale, please stop looking at me like you want to suck my cock, I only spoke to you because you had an available companion conversation.
>>739731554this
>>739731026That's weird because I'm only romancing shart and everyone else is cool with it. Are you sure you're not the problem?
>>739731061He eats 1 magical item, and he never propositioned me for gay sex but he did nuke himself
>>739731613So he's just the professor then?
>>739730918I didn't get this dialog, I used Gale as MC.
>>739731947you are gay
To be fair, if I was an Archwizard of Waterdeep i'd also use my magic to RAPE
>>739730918>I won't take no for an answerso he will take yes for an answeroh wait shi
>>739730918>dont kill any of the fag/tranny companions on first interaction>immediately and unavoidably shoehorned into gay anal rape with your character as the bottom
>>739731657I'm sorry, my guy, but you start getting weirdly gay with Gale if you never flirted with him once. Like, he offers to show you how to channel the Weave and its okay at first as your character makes some magical particle effects, but then suddenly Gale is really close to you and your character is looking deeply into his eyes and the narrator starts talking about how you're feeling intimate. Of course, you can decide not to bang Gale, but why the fuck did he get close enough to me to smell by breath and share a longing stare with my character in the first place when I only fucking signed up to learn how to channel magic?The game should ask you if you want to get gay before making gay moments happen.
>>739732185You're genuinely autistic and simply didn't realize you flirted with him in previous dialog.
>>739731947I thought about doing a playthrough as Gale, because I want to play a wizard but hate having two of the same class in the party, plus how he totally dabs on a wizard Tav with how much better he is at magic.
>>739732235I legitimately didn't. I was friendly to Gale, but never flirtatious. "You're a valuable member of this party and I'll try to help you with your Netherese Orb in whatever way I can" isn't not me pleading for gay anal sex.
>>739731613MANY BALDUR'S GATE 3 PLAYERS ASK THE QUESTION....WHY AM I FORCED TO BE A FAG?!
>>739732465kek
>>739731554He wasn't bugged just poorly written. Basically conversations had two options to pick, being nice or being a total dickwad, and being nice led to a romantic date with hand-holding. You could still back out of secks but he would be all pissy because you "led him on".
>>739730918>play as a female protagonist >avoid becoming gay anal sexcheckmate autists
>>739732787Playing as a girl is gayer than being gay
>Be me>Pirate early access BG3 years ago>See first female>"this bitch is ugly as shit, no game with such a thing could ever be good">uninstallFeels good.
>>739730918Half of /v/ would be teenage mothers if they were women
>>739732816Only gays like to stare at a man's ass for 80 hours
>>739733153Look man you are the gay one not me. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
>>739733231You need to come out of that closet anon
>>739732782It's the romance progression that was bugged for every character. Everyone wanted to bang you basically after the first interaction in camp. The final early access build wasn't like that.
>>739733297>The final early access build wasn't like that.Obvious lies, even when the game released it was like that.
>>739733402No, it was bugged on release, not in the EA. That's how you know it was a bug. It got fixed in the first update.
>>739731026The game got 100x better when I decided to play dark urge and raid the grove.
>>739733293Look I already know you're gay but does your mom know that you're gay?
>>739733467Your mom is knocking on the closet and begging you to come out... Don't disappoint her anymore anon please.
>>739733510You need to stop disappointing your gay lover and just admit to what you are.
>>739733153Why is it so difficult for you not to stare at men's asses?
>>739730918Legit made me not want to play the game anymore.
>>739730918>Gale tries to rape me>kill him to prevent it>his corpse starts leaking a necromatic aura and a projection pops up>”Greetings! I am Gale of Waterdeep! It appears you wanted to do things the hard way. It is imperative that you resurrect me at once and let me ruin your butt or else my body will explode and take you with it”
>>739733653That's why I play as female characters fag lord
>>739732465KEK
>Gale>is gayBravo, Kojima!
>>739730918fuck off gayle, i'm taken and not interested
>>739733872>When you go adventuring, the most important thing in your life is gonna be booty. A man's butt. Booty, getting some booty is more important than eating food. It's more important than drinking potions. If I see a man I like, I tell him like this here: *Looks at Tav* I likes you, and I want you. Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours. What's it gonna be? I asked you a question. I can't hear you.
>at the fun camp party>"wanna see a magic trick?">hell yeah gale I wanna see a magic trick>gay sexI just wanted to see my buddy do a cool trick why would Larian do something this shitty to me, what is Sven's fucking problem
>>739734131BG3 makes a lot of people realize they're actually fags. Sorry you had to find out this way.
Are there any recruitable characters in this that aren't tumblr landwhale sex shit? Real BG has like 30 characters.
>>739734736All of them. It's just memes.
>>739733465hot
>>739733880>if I play as a man, I'll be too busy staring at his delicious fucking meaty asshole to focus on the game, so I NEED to be a woman I REALLY REALLY HAVE to be a woman...... I-I-I-IN MY VIDEO GAMES, I MEANSounds pretty gay, deflection-kun. Maybe you should play with a male self-insert so you don't start wearing dresses and kneesocks. That's assuming you're like the rest of us, and are capable of playing for more than 5 minutes without salivating and jerking off to man-ass.
>>739734736They all have very potent tumblr sexyman/girlboss writing to them. I actually found Gale to be the least annoying of the bunch if only for the fact he's the only one who's polite and doesn't always immediately launch into the babbling bullshit of a 5e theatre kid's fanfic. Shart is kind of like that too but she's just so fucking boring.
>>739733872I soft locked my game that way.I figured i can get rid of him by sacrificing him to the fish people.The issue is that it turns him hostile and you cant even use his true resurrection scroll on him anymore.I thought >surely the devs thought about that And just moved on.2 long rests later i got the cutscene of him blowing up and it was game over, had to load a save from 6h ago.
>>739735329You lost chud.
>>739730918i dident even find this character in my bg3 playthru..
>>739731613Why can't you faggots go one single thread without posting an e-celeb?
>>739731026artist?
>>739735508>evil beholder revels in the wickedry his gay nigger mind beams have caused
>>739731026chatgpt. Query: "Karlach as a cringe quirk chungus Steven Universe character"
>>739735664>>739735781
>>739735361Should just let him rape you next time.Pro tip: the more magic items you feed him, the more lube he will use
>>739730918He was so annoying.I gave him one magic item so he didnt Islam all over the place and he wouldn't stop hitting on me.
>>739731554I still haven't played this game but reading the threads full of anons screaming at each other about HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MAGIC TRICKS WERE A EUPHEMISM FOR ANAL FAGGOTRY, calling each other autists for not being able to pick up on the subtle homoerotic intent, or claiming everyone who got Gale'd was asking for it really got a hearty chuckle out of me. It reminded me of when Dragon's Dogma came out and people kept getting surprise raped by the fat merchant because the game calculated your love interest based off an affinity stat that raised every time you talk to an NPC.
god the release of this was so great, from all the angry reactions>WTF>he said he was gonna show me a magic trick, that he could tie my tonsils in a knot with his tongue>and i clicked yes and it got GAY. the FUCK
>>739735932But enough about you, Jew.
>>739731061His sex only happens in late act 2 and he's in a desperate last meal type of situation literally begging for affection and you're the one with the reigns to go for sex or just handshake and move onDid any of you fucks play the game
>>739736001>people kept getting surprise raped by the fat merchant because the game calculated your love interest based off an affinity stat that raised every time you talk to an NPC.The devs knew what they were doing
>>739736172I dunno man he looked like he was about to get it on with my character. Had to no way fag him on that.I didn't finish act 2 in general though since there was a bug with a quest NPC that I was waiting to get patched, and I just stopped checking after a couple weeks
Huh
>>739735302>Stares at a man's ass for 80 hours >Calls others gay for playing as a sexy femaleYeah sure thing fag lord
>>739730918It’s funny how people meme on Gale for being a rapist when Wyll’s romance will trigger if you just try to cheer him up during the tiefling party
>>739736376He's black. Most people probably kill him immediately. Gale wants to show you cool magic and shows you his cock instead. That's rape.
>>739735361What happens if you leave for the mountain pass then come back?
>>739736376Wyll's romance is shitSHIT
Astarion's romance is good if you play as a faggy twink Durge.
>>739736513I went through the underdark and rested at last light inn when he blew me up.Cant outrun him.
>>739730918>Trying to grow my hair out >Notice it looks just like this Great...I look like a gay rapist homosexual wizard. Awesome. Maybe if I keep growing it out, I can shape it into something cooler.
>0 Days since /v/ last had a schizo meltdown about Baldur's Gate 3 problems entirely made up by themselves
Can i beat this game if i kill all the faggy party members?
>>739737192Yes
>>739736376More like it's funny these mentally ill people continue with the same tired joke that was fixed before release when you can't even have sex with any of the male party members that aren't Astarion even if you wanted to, yet they mention Minthara WILL rape you if you nowayfag her, not even impliedly but factually mindfuck you into sex with her when she is horny for killing the tieflings.Not like /v/ plays games, but it shows specially much here.
>>739737192No, your suicide will cause a game over.
>>739737656>will mentionwon't*
Can I be a high strength brawler and just punch people in this game without needing to resort to magic?
>>739733043Hmmm....hot femanon with there child crying in the background as they shitpost and call people niggers
>>739737026this, you could look like some sissy instead
>>739737772Yeah. You can toss them around too. Arguably the most fun thing to do, too.That and a push archer.
>>739731061In the closet Must be s scary to be a faggot in hiding
>>739737772Monk is the most broken class in the game at high level. Get Tavern Brawler and you add a strength modifier to the attacks.
>>739731265>/v/, deep in the closet themselves, have no gaydar to speak ofI'm not surprised, why are you?
>>739731061This never happens, do you people write your own fap material or something?
another inorganic spam thread
>>739731554>>739731771Considering you literally can't have sex with him, maybe it was you all along.
>>739737026if you have hair like that then its extremely thick and luxurious and you're making the bald anons very angry
>>739738221Worked on my machine. You're nice to a guy and suddenly he thinks he's getting somewhere.I also had something like that with the frog woman. I remember I was just in a random underground camp mid-quest and she got a pop up so I talked to her. Then she was like "alright when we bangin" which I went wtf to and she got all pissy and "w-well I didn't want to anyway you're beneath me". Like what's wrong with you people
>>739730918>want to learn cool magics>suddenly cutscene where my self-insert is getting sodomizedUninstalled right then and there.
githyanki are autistic frogs please understand
>haha yeah sure ill get into your magic bubble mister, I love magic>AAAAH NO MISTER PLEASE I POOP FROM THERELol classic gale
>>739738409Did it? Because I am pretty sure, by having played the game mostly, that what actually happens is that you take up on the offer of a weirdo to go do magical drugs, he starts talking about banging his old girlfriend and THE NARRATOR tells you you are both starting to get magic-horny, which YOU! then can move onto if you for some reason indulged into a whole conversation with a dude condescendingly explaining to you how awesome he is and what magic is as if you didn't already live in the same world as him and potentially were a mage yourself.Then if you for some reason did all that and at no point thought to yourself, maybe getting high with this schizo and talking about how he fucked his old girlfriend is weird, YOU need to mentally picture YOURSELF fucking HIM, at which point he will be flustered and still nowayfag you but thank you for the good mental image primarily because if he gets a boner you will both die from magical nuking.Cases where what you are talking about actually do happen are indeed with Lae'zel, though that is intended because she is autistic and so is her race, and Wyll, which is not intended and more a show that they were pretty sure everyone would kill him and/or never interact with him because he's an unlikeable cunt. (And they were correct on that assumption, as every poll shows nobody even bothers accepting him into the party.)
>>739738625>Wall of textI dunno man I was talking to him about magic and his goddess gf or something and then he started getting in my character's face. I backed off.
>>739730918These threads have been making me laugh since release and it hasnt stopped being funnyIt was worth the rape
>>739738715Uh-huh.
>>739731512when the game first released he was bugged and his relationship points or some shit built up too fast.so you'd talk to him at the first campfire celebration in the entire game and he'd talk about showing you some magic, because it was early you'd also click that expecting wizard shit and you instead get locked into gay sex with him
>>739738891If only that were true.
>>739730918Most accurate wizard representation any game has ever had. No sense of right or wrong.
>>739738891You don’t get locked in it. You can cancel it by talking to another companion and the game will even ask you if you’re sure you want your anus stretched before ending the night
>>739730918At launch I actually really liked Gale because he reminded me of Alistar. He was funny, witty, good natured, and he came across as a total bro. So he never left my part because I generally enjoyed his banter and the perspectives that he brought to the party. When I was at camp with him and he wanted to show me a "magic trick" I naively believed him, and then he tried to molest my character. Horrified, I reloaded a save and then told him that no, I didn't want to see his "magic trick". He seemed disappointed, but he accepted my refusal. I thought that was the end of it. And while I held Gale at an arm's length after that, I still kept him into my party, up until I hit act 2 and I saw a "?" over Gale's head.I interacted with him and he was berating me and tearing into me for "cheating" on him with Shadowheart. He told me he though we had something special ????????? At that point, I just kicked the dude out of the party and then left him in camp, only taking him out when I needed to do his side quests.
>>739731026>Karlach is a cringe quirk chungus Steven Universe character.The funny part is that she literally devours Souls (Soul Coins), and if you try and call her out on this for how fucked up and evil it is, she gets angry with you and loses approval points. If you indulge her then she gets all hyped up, as she brags about how much stronger she'll be after she DEVOURS these souls.
>>739738994Having Minthara in your party constantly telling him he should kill himself because he ruins life for everyone in one way or another as wizards are wont to do is the best thing.>Pick Gale to kill himself at the end of the game>Minthara goes "Well at least he did something useful with his last moments and no worthwhile people had to die. Moving on."
>>739739092>even savescumming won’t stop the rapeCan anything stop this menace?
>>739731890>He eats 1 magical item3>he never propositioned me for gay sexThey literally had to patch him to stop him from being a creepy sex pest>>739736172>His sex only happens in late act 2He tries to seduce you and grope you in act 1 when he asks to show you a magic trick
>>739739136Soul Coins are already destroyed souls that can never be returned to being souls, anyway, so you going "wow evil!" to her in your circumstance is the equivalent of a vegan going "didn't you know meat is murder???" about a pile of steak while you are starving in the wasteland. Makes sense to me.
>>739739180He doesn't.
>>739731890>He eats 1 magical item>he did nuke himself>>739738221Reminder that Larian had to fix Gayle the Sexpest three fucking times.>>739738409Lae'zel gets really horny depending on the things that you kill.
Niggas still pick the gay option and think Gale is forcing you to be gay for no reason
fags really are the worst they cant just be a fag they have to make it their personality and entire way of life
>>739739423Reminder that at no point does Gale actually do anything.
The game has so much dumb writing, I wonder why you people have to go out of your way to lie and make up shit when there's readily available material. Is it some streamer shit from zoomzoom culture?
>>739739538That anon just fucked up, he nuked himself because he only ate one item rather than the three.A lot of the relationship flags were bugged in the beginning, and I have a rather huge suspicion that Halsin's still is.
>>739739572zoomers literally don't play games.They watch their favorite streamers play and then pretend to play it
>>739739538That’s true. He just stands there and watches with a sick smile as his astral projections violate you for the entirety of the 1 hour (unskipable) cutscene
>>739739617You forgot Mystra's stroking her big futa cock in the corner as this happens telling Gale how horny she is for him and only him, silly
>>739730918People play through the game these days completely clueless, they dont know what all the hubub is about. Back in my day gale was the Gay Terror. It was the kind of thing ol nans use to tell their grandchildren to make them behave. "Dont make trouble or you'll get the rape bubble!" Theyd say. Gale ran rampant through the camp raping anyone and everyone he wanted it and players were powerless to stop it. It took a convening of the grand council of developers and a high decree by sven himself to put together a team to put an end to it. It was dark times, my ass hurts just thinking about it.
>>739739294>He doesn't.https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-3-mac-support-magic-mirror-more_93>Fixed the game thinking you're dating Gale instead of Karlach in one of the dialogues with Karlach.>Slightly raised the approval threshold for Gale's romance.>Removed an unnecessary approval drop when talking to Gale at night. (this is when you reject his homoerotic magic trick btw)>Updated the mix in a romance dialogue with Gale.>Fixed a minor flow issue in a romance dialogue with Gale.
This is how gays are /v/. Hilariously accurate portrayal.
>>739739572>I wonder why you people have to go out of your way to liehttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/646693345/Gale's sex pest tendecies were noted 5 days after launch, anon. No one is making anything up.https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/text/Made%20it%20less%20ambiguous%20that%20you%27re%20starting%20a%20romance%20with%20Gale/start/2023-08-06/order/asc/Here is /v/ talking about patch 1 and how it made him less of a sex pesthttps://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/text/gale%20magic%20trick/start/2023-08-06/order/asc/here is /v/ learning about the "magic trick" Gale tries to show straight menThe better question is WHY are you trying to defend this when not even Larian, the people who made the game, are defending it.
>Absolute cultists are trying to get more followers and true souls as well as device thingy>find the cultists with that dying dwarf true soul>senses your party is affected too>tells them you escaped from the mind flayer ship>omigod! Wtf? Kill them!!!Uh....sure, by all means go against what you guys are trying to do.
>>739731026her plot and quest is so inconsequential and her character so obnoxious and out of place game genuinely gets better if u trust the paladins(kill them later)
>>739730918For me, it's when Karlach pegs you. Very powerful. Very bold. https://files.catbox.moe/ut6u7v.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/90w2oa.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/dq8k99.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/kegf4s.jpg
>>739740203>Hilariously accurate portrayal.Yup. It's funny how the game tries to force you to either worship him or be an asshole to him. Zero nuance. Pic related is a platonic scene where my player character is not romancing Gale.
>teleport back to camp>smellsblike magic and cum>all the other companions are in their tents crying in the fetal positionEvery fucking time
You either flirt with Gale or you tell him to shut up. Totally normal dialogue choices.
>>739740117>>739740276The even better question is if you have played the game and gotten this cutscene forced on you, surely you know he does nothing but stand there and get a boner while staring at you. So why do you push so hard to pretend anything other than that happens? Are you trying to perhaps weave a narrative of a game you have actually not played?
When I played this game, I named my character a bad word.
>>739740898> surely you know he does nothing but stand there and get a boner while staring at you.It's a deeply uncomfortable and homoerotic scene, that ruined my perception of Gale, and made me legitimately uncomfortable to be around him. >So why do you push so hard to pretend anything other than that happens?Because at launch, I and many other people were quite literally forced into homosexual relationships with him even after denying his sexual advances.>Are you trying to perhaps weave a narrative of a game you have actually not played?I did play it tho. I literally bought it day 1.
>>739740608>about to long rest>Gale precasts Enlarge, Haste, Mirror Image, Enhance Ability and Shilleah on himselfNot again…
>>739741041>try to run>can't because Gale casted Silence and Hold Person on me
BG3 is just a H game, prove me wrong
>>739741175It's a 120+ hour game with 20 minutes of romance per playthrough.
>>739730918>I won't take no for an answer.Yes, he will. You literally just say no to his date. But of course, you'd have to play the game to know that.
>>739741175You're retarded, and wrong.
>>739732359Maybe you should stop making your characters look so gay that a simple reassurance comes off as homo flirting.
Well for something different I am playing the game, the first time in a while but since I heard that the game is actually done with no more updates coming I got back into it. And I already have a major non-character related gripe.The fucking inventory system. Specifically the chest at camp, you know, the one that will vey likely be where you put most of your shit in? You know the text search filter that the character inventory has that lets you type out the item and it will filter to it? You'd think it would make sense for the chest that will no doubt contain a gazillion stuff in by Act 3 to have a useful thing like that as well right? RIGHT?!
>>739741127>Hold Person gives 100% crit chance on each “attack”It just gets worse
>>739730918>Personal thing is that he has a magic bomb and if he doesn't consume magic items it will go boom and kill everyone>After eating 3 items he never needs to again and before Act 1 is done, Elminster permanently resolves the "need magic items" partI get the feeling the whole feeding him items thing was meant to be recurring throughout the acts until he is cured but they quickly realise that needing to keep sacrificing items for nothing in return would get annoying really fast.
>>739741408Larian's inventory management has always sucked dick. I throw every unique magic item into the camp chest and everything else that is useless goes into pouches/backpacks so that it's easier to sell and manage the barter inventory.
