why does this keep happening with AAA games?
>>739733672It's designed for normies who are retarded
>>739733672is this guy a lolcow now or something
>>739733672Is it a driving game, nigger?
>>739733914no, it's a movie game
>>739733672the fuck is wrong with this dude's eyeballs
I'm getting ragebait fatigue. Listen, if you hate video games, just leave the hobby forever, but more importantly leave this board forever. Fuck off. And then kill yourself.
>>739733960spbp/thread
>>739733960Shut up kikeslave nigger, I was here first
>>739733960but how will I continue to fatigue you with culture war bullshit?
>>739733960>>739733981this so much sirs, bloody bastards dont appreciate modern technology.
>>739733672brown internet theory
>>739733672>he keeps hitting every obstacle on the wayWhat is that supposed to prove? That when you do retarded shit, you get retarded results?
>Grummz-2059832307951993269-01.mp4
>>739734140Do you understand the purpose of video games? Fucking retard
>>739733960>video gamesWhere?
>>739733672That guy sees both start and end of a week at the same time.On more serious note, that's exactly like the "driving" with shopping cart in Mixtape with difference being you don't even need to press anything.
>>739734140>>he keeps hitting every obstacle on the wayDoesn't really matter when there's no punishment for hitting shit
>>739733960make me, bitch boy
>>739733672A book/movie tie-in game is not AAA
>>739734051>terrible railroad moviegames that cost a country's GDP to produce are now culture war bullshitHeh, you're cattle, xister.
>>739733672Why do whites look so weird and retarded
>>739734140Keep going, I think you're almost thereWatch the video one nore timeI believe in you, anon
>>739733672It's what the people want
>>739733672I feel like if this sequence were in a 6th gen game the truck would have a health bar/limited durability, and you'd have to actually drive well to avoid crashing and losing.
>>739733936what hump?
>>739734383>implying it's just a sony problemRDR2 is much worse than that and multiplat
>>739733672>the only required input is holding up on a joystick Why couldn't this be a cut scene instead?
>>739734376Sad but true. Normgroids just want to stare at the pretty grafics on the screen.
>>739734429>>implying it's just a sony problemmeds
>>739734376Unfortunate truth.Normalfags have taken over this hobby and they are the lowest of the low.
>>739733960This thread is not about videogames, the OP is about interactive movies
>>739734429>RDR2 is much worse than thatit's notbe a better man, anon
>>739733960
>>739733960This is a /tv/ thoughever
>>739733672lol this is pretty funny but are people like this playing anything that requires more gameplay to play
>>739733672There's so much gameplay, his eyes can't take it anymore.
>>739733960this but unironically
>>739733960>HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF THE MOVIE GAME>FUCKING CHUD GRIFTERS
>>739733936Damn your eyes!
>>739733960>the hobbyi lol every time
>>739733960kinda based take but i hate aaa trash
>>739733672That's how games felt like before Dark Souls was a thing
>>739733960>hate video gamesReductio ad absurdum, two-digit I. Q., casual vaggot.
>>739733672Cutscenes pretending to be gameplay is one of countless reasons why I avoid moviegames.
>linear section are linearWhat the heck!!!
>>739734872gameplay doko?
>>739734872yeah, unfortunately 80% of the game is linear sections like these so it gets old REALLY fucking fast
>>739733672I can't even tell what game this is. AAA all look the same.
>>739734338>re9disappointment of the year
>>739734920>dokoAfter the linear section >>739734934I have seen bunch of action sections and stealth areas, those look pretty good
>>739733672OP posted MichealDoesLife, a guy who looks and plays like this intentionally to make fun of Crowbcat. There, I just saved you 500+ posts
>>739733960good morning saar
>>739735015It's obviously the new 007 game.
>>739735057>After the linear sectionApparently high speed driving and crashing into things is supposed to be "linear section"
okay but why does godfather 1 a game from 2006 have better brawling mechanics, feedback and animations than this pile of garbage though
>>739735067Sounds like you're projecting paranoid delusions about some eceleb you hate for arbitrary reasons.
>>739733672I really don't want to defend the developers and their slop, but if the driving scenes were actually challenging, then every nigger on Steam would be complaining that they are not fun, destroy the pacing and just overbloat the game. Gamers are absolutely fucking retarded and they prefer it when their normieslop plays itself.
>>739735101You're doing this.
>>739735124In the defence of this, tendo only makes games for FAS toddlers.
>>739735131>Add a "Would you like to turn on easy mode?" prompt after failing 3 times.There, now it's fine to be challenging.
>>739733672>the main problem with dogshit movie games is.... not enough fail states!No. The gameplay sucks. And hitman has always sucked. Unsharted sucks too.
>>739735161I call it the FMA brotherhood defense>hurrdurr brotherhood is better than 2003, because it follows the manga more closely2003 is better
>>739735161but wool is better than nylon thoughnow answer the question, beggar
>>739735204now they're all gonna cry about feeling insulted instead
>>739733936Can't keep track of all the kino happening on screen.
>>739735209They could have made the driving be like a Need for Speed game. Specifically Hot Pursuit, where you have gadgets like EMP, spike strips, jammers and turbo.
>>739733672Video game industry became infested with people who weren't good enough to make movies so they make games into movies instead. This has been a problem for decades now.
>>739733960What the fuck is a video game?
>>739733960The tradition of being cynical and hating these shit games is just about the only board culture left that has stayed consistent for literally 20 years at this point. It’s the only aspect of this place that zoomers haven’t completely raped and laid waste to and continued to carry the torch. You’re the odd one out that doesn’t belong.
>>739733672playtesters
This guy deserves sex and I mean it101%
>>739733672why does this keep happening with AAA games?
>>739735406He reminds me of that guy who did "can you beat game without X" videos and drank himself to death at age 27. Mittensquad was his channel name.
>>739735439this is how england looks though
>>739735439>PRIYANGA!
>>739735439you might have had a point, but like the other anon said this is just modern day england kek
>>739735492
>>739735272You're retarded, and either lack the reading comprehension to understand that image or responded like a dumbass without reading it. Someone preferring Brotherhood because it follows the manga has absolutely nothing to do with the fallacy he posted. It just means they think the manga was better than the shitty edgelord fanfiction that was the the 2003 series featuring such classics as Mecha-Archer and Dragon Envy and the the biggest wet fart of a final villain ever.
>>739735067>plays like this intentionally
>>739735453>died from alcoholism at age 27grim. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ3ncLCCeW0
>>739733960This
>>739735089And that's my point and problem. Nothing here screams 007 or James Bond. It looks like a generic set piece
>>739735453>"can you beat game without X">drank himself to death at age 27.
>>739735453>can you beat game without Xunironically impressive that the bethesda games are so simulation-ary that they actually support it
I love how these on rails hate threads never post kirby air riders, star fox, or 80% of mario kart world's level design
>>739733672this guy annoys me, ever since one clip went viral he keeps trying to do the same shit over and over. like his whole shtick is that his eyeballs are looking in different directions and basedfacing
>>739735667see>>739735163
>>739733914He aint driving tho
>>739735520I remember hearing a really convincing argument from some director guy about how if you want a setting to feel like it's in a specific location, you need to use ethnic locals, even if that's not the reality of walking the place IRL. Like you can't set a movie in Canada and then have all the locals be chinese. If you set a movie in Paris, having the streets filled with africans will pull people out of the illusion that they're watching a movie.
>>739735683tbf, for Starfox, it make sense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqwMduIPYtk
>>739735439>watch ANY modern british tv show>it's literally these exact same characters except it's missing a muslim girl in hijab
>>739733672damnif you did this in the driving missions in nightfall or agent under fire it wouldn't work at all
>>739733672Latina be like "amiga I can't believe it I met the cutest guy ever, he's beautiful".
>>739733672They are not videogames, they are videoplays.There is no game involved, it is just an idle activity to occupy time until the runtime is over.The target audience would be just as content playing Subway Surfers and watching shortform content while watching a slop TV show.>>739734316AAA died as a concept after 2008 when the retarded banks and investment firms that got bailed out by the US sunk all their shiny new liquid capital into AAA videogames because they were clearly just as secure as AAA bonds. It breathed its last breath after 2011 and has been passed to eternal bagholders since then.
>>739733672mackel is a grifter feeding on negativitybut maybe the industry shouldn't keep releasing endless slop to make it easy for him
>>739735653Interesting how you instantly knew it was Bethesda games. I didn't mention that.
>>739734140Tard
>>739733960>just let us ruin your hobbyNo. We are fighting back and are winning. And this makes you mad.
>>739733672>>739734338now show us how doing this works for you in any other segment of those games
>>739735697I want to see Canadian kino where the protagonist goes into a Tim Hortons and there's a Pajeet shitting on the floor
>>739733672the fuck is wrong with that dudes eyes?
>>739734046I've been here since 08You fags are the end result of not excising tumors from previous cancer.
I mean you can poke fun at the dude all you want but he’s exposing the fuck out of a lot of slop games instead of being a faggot shill for everything
>>739735732>They are not videogames, they are videoplays.hm
>>739733672Opinion discarded because he's ugly
>>739733672>>739733936oh hey it’s the guy from that cyberpunk 2077 clip where he blows up a car by accident and goes *HORRIFIED GHASP* OHHHH NOOOOO
>>739735857What opinion, tranime?
>>739735763>Interesting how you instantly knew it was Bethesdai listen to mitten squad when i go to sleep no homo so i kind of knew
>>739735857>Opinion
>>739735825>retarded kikeslave nigger can't read>retarded kikeslave nigger knee-jerks and goes off about how much time it has wasted on this death spiraling website Nice nice next post will be even more retarded
>>739734496To be fair, you are being taken away so there is a reason to be pushed towards the objective. Now why didn't they made a simple cutscene where they drag you instead of this shitty thing? No idea, but "interactive cutscenes" were always shit even in half-life.
>>739735161>m-muh made up debate rule says u cant say that!refute the point then, faggot ass debate club reddit dorknext you’ll cry about “ed eminem” or some other gay shit to cope with being btfo
>>739733672Uncharted and it's legacy has been a disaster for the gaming industry
>>739735962>even in half-life.>even
>>739735161>muh fallacyIf there's a fallacy about how citing fallacies in place of an argument is a fallacy then none of this shit matters and you should put a gun to your head
>>739735961>election tourist says he was here first>uhh no u cant readimagine being an insufferable virgin like you
>>739733672He looks like a very miserable person
>>739734496Some people around here argue that this is gameplay
>>739733672Accessibility. The braindead or the limbless play games too
>>739733672
>>739733960I have gentrification fatigue from you mental feedbag eating beasts of burden pretending to be our peers.
>>739733672Just play good games like Starfield from talented developers like Bethesda instead of cutscene simulators from hacks.
>>739736127shut the fuck up, Todd!
>>739733960this tbqh
>>739735857respect confiscated because you posted tranime
>>739733672It's a minute long sequence that lets you either fall asleep with the R2 button pressed or play along and have actual fun. Hardly different from a "kill everyone" Hitman run vs. actually engaging with the stealth/environmental mechanics.
>>739735439>UK>only one white guy, a black guy, a pajeeta, a brownie, a jeet and an asian i guess Jesus fucking CHrist
>>739733960ThisStop being so negative, how about the focus in the good parts of the game, like the diverse cast or the top tier action
>>739733960You really ruffled some feathers with this one.
>>739733672>buy movie-game>get movie-game
>>739733672Pennywise if he real.
>>739733809He's DSP but worse somehow.
>>739735857Dumb Cirno poster
This guy really makes you realize in spite of meme shit like "human skin, cowprint" no developer has added lazy eyes.
>>739735998im calling it the kikeslave fallacy
>>739735067OP here I dont know who the bug eyed man is, I posted the video for the automatic gameplay where no input is needed from the player. I don't know why they don't allow the player to fail these.
>>739733960Where is the "game" in this "video game" anon?
>>739733672>Hold one button for minutes upon minutesSounds like driving in every vidya
If there is no fail state, its not a game.
>>739733672Can someone edit this in a way where the dudes eyes keep getting farther away from each other slowly? Thanks!!!
>>739735101>godfather 1 a game from 2006 have better brawling mechanics, feedback and animations than this pile of garbage thoughIdk what you are talking aboutbrawling looks pretty good and reactive
>>739737684
>>739733807And that's why I stopped buying games.
>>739736302>another shitty food analogyJust consooom, do not question anything.
they have to make games DSP proof so he can finish them and make $5 of ad revenue on youtube
I'm making a game where if you lose focus for 1 second you have a high chance of dying. How fucked am I when normies try to play it?
>>739737971>shittyUh oh, food analogy!
>>739737940There's plenty of games that aren't AAA
>>739733672this genuinely made me laugh so fucking hard. you have a man who is actually retarded holding up his controller showing everyone how the game is retard proof while he has one eye looking for the door and the other eye looking at his shit bucket in the corner. this is how i imagine all of you fucking retards
>>739738001Like a shmup? Could still be goodA game like that isn't meant to appeal to normies.Put the tutorial in the title screen or something maybe.
normalniggers need to check their phone every 10 seconds or they suffer a mental breakdown so game devs take that into account. Aren't they amazing people? :)
>>739738068>not being on your shitbucket at all timesngmi
>>739738001Normies would say it's stressful and drop it like any competitive game
>>739733809Mackle stopped being funny or interesting in the slightest the moment he stopped the streams in his mom's backyard. Now he "plays" games, except he is worse than DSP somehow
>>739733960Riled up a bunch of miserable cuntsGood job
>>739733672is that Tony Kroos?
>>739735453Why did he do it, bros...
>>739738447Why does anyone drink or do drugs until they die? It's just a tendency some people have.
>>739734536What about all the souls-like?
>>739733672At this point he's hating on videogames for ragebait clicks.
>>739738707He's just holding the accelerate button.
>>739738862That's not my problem he can't use the controller properly.
>>739738707The best part is all the screeching faggots following along. Which is the real reason for videogames being shit, being e-celebs shit influence.
>>739738970You very obviously do have a problem with it.
>>739733960nah
>>739738707>>739738974are yous defending this?
>>739738001You won't be fucked at all. Normies will dislike it for sure, but the weirdos that are into ultrakill or other games like that will love it.
>>739739056Actually, yes, because he's a performative lolcow who is ragebaiting you and you are falling for it.
>>739739097>ragebaiting >performative>lolcow None of this changes what’s being shown in the OP and the fact that it’s barely even a video game.
>>739739056Yes to be honest. There's nothing wrong with videogames that aims at cinematic and immersive experience rather than difficulty. If you don't like it you could just not buy it and move on to the usual pixel perfect difficulty indie games you like so much instead of hating on something you don't like. Also because it's not like there's a shortage of autistically difficult videogames made specifically for speed trannyes if you will.
>>739733809hes a guy that was spammed and astroturfed here 5 years ago. Every time a popular game is releasing, he spams "debunking" videos that "prove" its shit.
Blast had
>>739739215Yes, one cherry-picked scripted sequence that you actually fail, by the way, but he deliberately didn't show you that, because that would ruin his point, is the whole game.
here's your goty dawg
>>739739215It's a digital software that runs in real time and has real time inputs. Looks like a videogame to me.
>>739733960I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>739733672That's not even lazyit's not auto control they made it retard proof by hand
>>739733960it used to be more of an emphasis on the 'games' part and now it's more on the 'video' part. I want to matter, dammit.
>>739739769True, real gamers plays Fortnite and gacha games not this shit
>>739739769>its another case of it practically plays by itselfNot really it has linear sections with no real decision making at least none that matters really Not exactly new for linear game
>>739739540>one minute at the end of the entire gameOh your poor ADHD zoomer brain.
>>739733672don't be mean about his driving, he can't see straight
>>739740034>one minutethe video is 4x speed lmao retard
>>739740034It's sped up retarded nigger lol cope with your shitty movie game
>>739740034how about not having it at all?
>>739740034Despite being shown as playable in a trailer, Konami decided to remove the flood escape section from MGS2 because they didn't think it was fun. You just ran in one direction for a minute. We need to go back to removing things if it's not fun.
>>739740176Alternatively, it could be tweaked so that it was fun.
>>739740176They also used to remove sections that where too difficult you know?
>>73974017690% of that game is not fun. It's really just MGSV that is enjoyable in any manner whatsoever and it's coincidentally the one MGS fans hate the most. Makes one think.
>>739739441He progresses to the end of the sequence by holding the accelerate button. What don't you get about this? Do you hate the guy's face so much that you can't see the point his video makes?
>>739734872You're so fucking retarded you don't even understand what is meant by linear game design.
>>739735067How is he making fun of Crowbcat? Wouldn't this just be in line with what he shows in his videos?
>>739735965Invoking the fallacy already refutes the point. The original guy would have to go back to square one and explain that Godfather 2006 does have better mechanics, feedback and animation then 007 First Light. He'd have to compare the games and provide examples. Ironically, doing this would be answering the question that he himself begged.
>>739740578A=A. Otherwise it's a braindead buzzword, if you try to define the concept you will ultimately fail, all videogames are more or less linear.
>>739733960>ragebaitShowing how shit modern games are isn't baiting, it's reality
>>739737684Eh… you can’t fail Riven. You can just not be progressing. But I take your meaning.
>>739740938Real videogamers left many years ago, companies themselves are leaving videogames. What is left is just screeching faggots like you.
>>739741004>screechingI'm not the one screeching tho
>>739735586domestic abuse is so sad
>>739733960>rage baitingit's not rage though since i don't play this garbage, i just point and laugh
>>739733960>ragebaitzoomer lingo
>>739741042You're screeching about videogames being shit while also doing nothing to make things better and actually making things even worse by screeching nonsense and listening to retarded ecelebs not even knowing what you actually want. Reality is videogames companies know how retarded modern videogamers are, that's exactly why there are less videogames being made and also less effort on making good ones to begin with, less investors in this medium to the point giants like Nvidia which made 90% of their profit over videogamers basically ditched the videogames audience completely at first chance in order to aim exclusively at AI and cloud computing and things will go even worse with time until there will be nothing left but useless screeching.
>>739741397>You're screechingI'm not tho
>>739741413The sole reason you entered and bumped this thread says otherwise
>>739737846based fat nigga fat niggas are always based
>>739737846NO WONDER JOURNALISTS LOVED THIS GAME LMAO
>>739740520MGS5, the game that is 90% holding forward in an empty open world, sitting through unskippable helicopter rides, loading screens and menus? lol
>>739742250I don't think you know how self-undermining this post is for a Metal Gear fan.
>>739741397You are exceptionally retarded.
>>739733672Eyes on the road!
>>739733936Cant tell which one is the lazy eye one. Or is it both?
>>739741546But I'm not screeching, why you keep saying those mean things to me?
>>739742536I don't think you know how self-undermining this post is for an MGS5 fan.
>>739737846Oh yeah,NOW we're gaming,all those 10/10 awards were well earned
>>739734496Funny but also that's the one scenario where it makes perfect sense to do this.
>>739734496he's right though RDR2 is niggershit
>>739742925saar
This is your GOD, /v/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMXnW6CqulE
>>739733672why bro got that fetal alchol syndrome face tho?
>>739733936Lazy eye that he knows he can’t ever do surgery to fix because that’s his brand appeal. Lmao.
>>739743424No saar our god is kadeem
>>739733960>We're gonna make bad games and if you don't like it just leaveNo, I will keep mocking you. Cope and seethe
We used to make fun of PRESS X TO AWESOMENow you don't even have to press X. teh vidya has fallen and people are making cope definitions like "cinematic experiences" to justify this. Movie theaters have experimented with adding little bits of meaningless interactivity before and it turns out it's easier to just remove the interactivity from games instead when you want to make animated movies now.
post the Metroid Prime 4 one in the desert
>>739735161Kill yourself >>739735998 this guy said it better than I ever could how much I hate you redditors
>>739733672i thought this guy died
>>739733960>Listen, if you hate eating shit, then just stop eating forever.
>>739744904Dont care, i have a job and family, i play games to relax not to sweat my ass out against stupid AI enemies from some UE5 chink slop lmao
Embarrassing how terfd these 007 threads are. "Uh yeah this game is for POSITIVE PEOPLE who LIKE GAMES ONLY!" yeah really selling me on it
>Mackle once again exposes the sad state of /v/he keeps winning
>>739733960Didn't ask.
>>739733960Based
>>739733960>ragebatehello summerfags, welcome to 4chan, this summer is gonna be epic
>>739733960mossad demoralization discord won't like this post...
>>739746171no one wants you to play the game anon theres no need to endlessly seethe and cry about games that werent made for you. stop being a miserable jaded milleniunc and go replay the 2009 games you like so much, some positivity would indeed do you some good.
is this a discord raid? why are so many "people" defending this shit game?
>>739746360Where do you think he came from you retarded faggot?
>>739746360Your trailing ellipsis indicates you haven't had an opinion you've personally held and defended once in your life that wasn't whatever amorphous blob vibe check the group you're with purity tested you with
>>739734383i do think stuff like this is better than just a cutscene or being stuck in dialogue but barely
>>739738586Most do poorly. FROM Games only do well because of brand recognition. Normalfags are cattle and will buy anything if it's popular enough. And most don't even play the game in any meaningful capacity, all follow guides and look up "le strongest build video" and summon endlessly. Part of the reason why FROM have consistently casualized a lot of the online elements, they know their userbase is filled with subhuman normalfags who can't think for themselves. This way they get to pretend to be le hardcore gamer xD while basically playing the game on autoplay as their army of phantoms and summonable mimics complete the game for them.
>>739746435we're tired of the constant millennial manchildren cryshitting up the catalog
>>739746435Happens every time when a new "game" comes out. Don't interact with shills.
>>739746360stop samefagging, its embarrassing
>>739746435gcj
>>739733960i unironically agree. imagine having a pretty good thread about a game and then a bunch of retarded faggot shitters come in and start shitting it up with their absolute braindead zoomer takes cause they have a complete lack of critical thinking and are unable to reflect upon anything. for real
>>739746521Your game is flopping
>>739746521>braindead zoomer takesnah its fucking millennials. us zoomers dont care mang we just wanna have some good old fun and enjoy a mindless game. go on /tv/ and there will never be this much crying and seething because some people watched a big blockbuster movie instead of the latest pseudo deep drama from a24. infact, its the other way around. even dead boards like /mu/ are more positive towards popular music. the only place that goes into complete meltdown mode if you arent playing the latest obscure gook slop is /v/
>NOOOOO STOP GETTING HYPED YOU CAN ONLY ENJOY VIDEOGAMES WHEN THEY ARE MADE BY FROMSLOP/NINTENSLOP/VALVESLOP IGNORE THE POSITIVE STEAM REVIEWS YOU ARE LE SHILL
>>739746692All of my this. Take my gold kind stranger
>>739735775dont try to defend re9 niggerif it wasnt for le quipster being in the game it would have been very close to r3make tier even with all the fucking jeets shilling grace here
Michael Does Meth
>>739746660>Go on /tv/Ok>Man I'm really sick of all these ugly niggers everywhereBased
>>739746660They are zoomers who worship millennial culture. They don't know why, they just heard "old good, new bad" so it must be true.
Heavy handed shilling, was expected but its still funny to see you parasites pretend. Actual good video games get threads that look a lot different
>>739733960>bro just consume the slop.
>>739733960>videogames>gameYour "game" plays itself
>>739746998So true they're committing the "remembering good things fondly" fallacy which is something smart people like us don't do
>>739733672That's funny. I recently replayed Nightfire and Everything or Nothing, and those games' driving sections are tough as hell.
>>739735161bro's treating his visit to the video game section of an Iraqi slug baiting forum very seriously, thinking this is a debate and shit.
>>739735272>2003 is betterYou have a case of terminal contrarianism, for which there is no cure.
>>739747042>STOP HAVING FUN! YOU MUST BE MISERABLE LIKE ME AND HATE EVERYTHING AND CRY ALL DAY ON /V/ AND XITTER!
>>739733809he wants to be. hence why he shills himself non stop on here. he is literally a deformed hollywood nepo baby who is screaming out for attention no matter if its for love or hate.
>>739747518Oh my science this. All of my this
Does the brain of someone with strabismus adapt to the point where they no longer even notice it, or is their life a nightmare of two blurred images and an endless struggle to try to focus on the right one?
>Clowning on some random faggot showing you can hold the trigger for a fucking minute long and still complete the sectionHow about attacking the state of shit games instead of the messenger
>>739747709The vast majority of times, the human brain just selects a dominant eye and then either suppresses the bad eye and makes a perfect blend or shuts it off completely.
>>739747518But I like videos games althoughbeit, enough to actually want to play them, instead of "playing" made by committee, no failure state, manufactured hype for hylics slop they clearly had no faith in their game, so why even defend them?
>>739747709One of your eyes is always dominant, your brain will filter a lot of things as well.For them it's normal.
>>739747740why bot both? the game is shit and that guy is a retarded malformed faggot.
>>739747740Sorry best I can do is call you a chud and tell you to have sex
>>739747740I'm not buying those games what else do you want me to do?Shitposting here won't change anything.
>>739735131So why include a driving section?It's like putting a super-complex puzzle in a shooter game that only smart people can solve, but then including hints that solve the puzzle without you having to think… Isn’t it easier just to remove the puzzle?But I know the answer to the first question. The idea is to create spectacle, because normalfags are too dumb to get into something for subtle reasons, they need spectacle, even if they don’t have to do anything. The idea is literally to make people with the mental age of a child feel like they’re inside their favorite action movies. However, one thing From Software has demonstrated is that it is possible to create mainstream products even while challenging the concepts that became so common in the industry between 2000 and 2015, when everything was about spectacle and gameplay took a back seat... So there's hope that normal people aren't actually that stupid.
>>739747740>randomDude has been shilling his dogshit youtube channel here for years, and this is just another thread for it.
>>739733960Shalom.
>>739733672True. AAA is getting shittier everyday, but also fuck off with your retarded ragebait.Ragebait entertainment is just as much of a slop as "move forward to clear the game".
>>739733809idk who this is but he genuinely looks like he has down syndrome or FAS
>>739734338arguably the first moviegame franchise ever and still holding the torch today
>>739748306you are using words you dont understand again rajesh
>>739733960what is your definition of "video games"?
>>739747740Every single old game suffers from "THAT garbage section" you have to redo over and over that everybody hates. Literally nothing wrong with a set piece designed to be an interactive cutscene to create a cool moment, only retards who think beating a videogame is a life accomplishment have a problem with this.
>>739747891kek called it >>739746692
>>739746481at least you can skip cutscenes, being forced to watch a dogshit drama unfold is 1000x worse
>>739746692>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT SAY THAT A GAME THAT PLAYS ITSELF IS BAD
>>739739008autist
>>739747823Okay? How many games like this one have we been getting in the last 5 years, maybe 2? There's no shortage of garbage UE5 Soulsslops for you to enjoy, millenniunc.
>>739734338LMAO FUCKING THIS.All these retards shitting on Bond but then defending RE9 because it's japanese, good god i hate these miserable chink shills.
>>739748357i don't know why you feel the need to defend Haunted House Simulator but i hope you find a real game to pay some day
>>739733672It's hard to play when you're physiologically incapable of looking at the screen.
>>73973367230 years ago you built this section by putting crash bandicoot on a polar bear and having it dash through a 3 minute level and if your hitbox intersected with anything by a pixel you died.You can do that now, but crash bandicoot ran at 240p and at any one time, and the entire frame of the game contained less polygons than are in a single modern video game character's hand - so the rendering detail and how much of the player's visual processing is being bombarded with way more information.So yeah you could design this section to be like crash bandicoot but also you've already made the input required to steer the truck down the center of the road so easy and minimal you can just opt to not make crashing into the walls do anything to the player because why bother. imo they shouldn't even pretend to offer gameplay in these sections and just make them cutscenes because it would be more exciting than seeing it from video game mode. If I was making it though I make it so every time you touch a wall there's a small chance to flash a screamer on the screen and wake you up.
>>739733960wokies lostdevs lostget out
>>739748627projection
300 replies....I'm actually too old for zoomer shit
>>739739540this shit mnade me actually laugh out loud when i saw it because its so absurd.there is this ancient church on a remote island with a secret lab connected with out corridor, lets make a fucking huge floorplan
>>739749545>739749545*with one corridor
>>739733672Same guy.
>>739733672Do not post this genetic defect on my board ever again.
>>739749673he started as a /v/ poster btw. pretty sure he still shitposts on here
>>739749673Dying light 2 is shit but this is overly enthusiastic
>>739740079>>739740083>3 minutesoh your poor ADHD zoomer brain
>>739742925What game is this?
>>739733960>I'm getting ragebait fatigue.The game is literally playing itself, you fucking retardwhere is the bait
>>739733672bro can read chat and look at the game at the same time. he was born to be a streamer.
15 years and /v/iggers still cry about the cinematic experience game designyou lost
>>739749759he still talks about /v/ all the time in his streams
>>739734383God of Walk
>>739750368>people want to.... PLAY?.... a VIDEO GAME??? WHAAA
>>739733672wow he is having so much fun!
>people are actually defending the Bond game where 80% of the game might as well just be a cutscene/v/ gets a new low every day
>>739734496Too bad they don't execute you if you keep trying to go backwards too many times.
>cherry picking rage baitis it that fuck easy to trigger people?
>>739750692Baby's first shill brigade?
>>739750358picking the segment and still praising the game.
>>739733960love how all the bots got mad at you, must be doing something right
>>739733672Gaming is dead
>>739733672modern games are a several hour hand holding experience as to not allow the player to "miss" the scripted gameplay
>>739733960>talk shit about one video game>ugh you just hate all video games!retarded troon.
>>739750993>everyone i disagree with is a bot
>>739734338>>739733672he's the hero gaming doesn't deserve but the one it needs
>>739747891Because it is fun to learn new game mechanics. The problem is that modern tiktok gamers refuse to learn new stuff. No one had a problem with the driving and puzzle section of HL2 and JK2 back then, but modern gamers demand constant frictionless stimulation to the detriment of everyone.
>>739733960(you) should fuck off, goylslop enjoying faggot.
>>739733960based. people use shitposting AS their hobby now. It's fucking beyond pathetic
>>739734338no, no, this is le heckin' japaneserino game! nip devs are based and cunny pilled!
>>739751503no but you all posting the exact same answer is proof you're a bot at best, or a npc at worstkill yourself
>>739733960you won btw. literally made the shitposters have a melty. good one.
>>739735864Acksyhually that was redfall
>>739746481incorrect completely.when a cutscene starts, i can sit back and just watch it.scripted areas require me to just push the forward control, which is not engaging, it's stunted.
>>739733960kek idiots in this board do nothing but whine and cry like a bitch that enjoying videogames became the cool hipster contrarian thing to do lmaoooooooo
>>739735272>the series i watched first is better because im emotionally attached to it
>>739737776>but if the player feels bad about failing, they might not play our game for a day or two
>>739733960autistic 30yo+ misanthropes e-groomed by esptein's 4chan are seething and shitting their diapers over this comment
>>739733672it's a James Bond gameweren't the PS2 ones like this too?
>>739751821>fun to learn new game mechanicsYeah tutorial is famously the most fun part of the game. If you're fucking retarded
>>739753027No, one of the PS2 Bonds had full on little cities you drove around, an open hub with side activities
>>739737892yeah, metro was never that good.people gushed over it because a bunch of wannabe soviet larpers on the internet think it's cool and edgy to wrap themselves in eastern bloc culture, while living comfortably in western society.
>>739735067>to make fun of CrowbcatHow? Is he making fun of AAAslop ironically? What's the endgoal of that? It still makes AAAslop look like shit, so is he failing his intentions?
>>739737181Why did no one address OP's main point here?
>>739752040>say stupid shit>get responded to>accuse everyone of being botsnice cope.
>>739734872>Play Crash Bandicoot>Don't steer or jump>Dieyo how do uncs play dis jank ahh game??
>>739733936One eye on the game the other on the chat, it's common streamer tech
>>739746163>calls games chink slop>still buys & plays them anywaysI hope you don't have a kid because they're clearly a lost cause with a father as retarded as you
>>739733672sub 90 iq brown people of the third world that now have access to video games thanks to globalism can play it and not get upset
>>739751009I wonder when it became fashionable to act retarded.
>>739735775?
Is this not like someone bitching that the stealth section in a non stealth game isn't punishing enough?
>>739735775what does that accomplish? it shouldn't be in any part of the game period
>>739755398no
>>739753537Because they are deliberately misunderstanding in order to avoid having to face the criticism
>>739735857I think it's funny because he's ugly
>>739735067do you post peter griffin meme because you're fat and want to be him?
>>739733914Is it a game if you can't fail?
>>739733960t. Amazon employee
>>739735161You fool. Begging the question does not occur with the presence of a question mark. You are simply wrong.
>>739746481>I do think eating dog poop is better than pig poop
>>739733960after you
>>739756191pretending to be retarded for attention is neither original nor funnyalso i'm cute AND valid, chuddie :)
>>739755541That one really hit a nerve, huh.
>>739733672>pay 70$ for this>wide enough rails that shitty players who can't do it finish the game anyway >tight enough so that people who wanna get good are fooled into thinking they have to press more than 1 buttonAbsolutely devilish. 100% sloppa.
>>739733672>a garbage truck stuck on rails with no actual player inputpretty apt metaphor for Cinematic Experiences™
>>739755049likely always been a thingsee buster keaton
Bros, why do the people who hate video games the most are the ones in charge of making them?
the earliest i remember batman arkham where pressing one button was enough for combat, and it's only gotten worse since
>>739733672>designed for gayming journos
>>739733672Why am i supposed to hate him?
>>739733672Because you're not the target audience. Faggots who hate games are.
>>739757589Shadow of Mordor shortly after that. Literally just tap the spacebar to win.
>>739757713because he keeps begging for donations every few minutes, asking where's the support
>>739733672why are you giving a desperate ugly freak the attention he so vehemently craves? go suck off a homeless guy while youre at it
>>739746481After MH Wilds was riddled with so much mandatory walk & talk, probably out of spite for those who wanted skippable cutscenes in a generally multiplayer game, I'm inclined to disagree. Fuck that game.
>>739733960r/gamingcirclejerk and its consequences has been a disaster for online video game discussion
>>739735802>the fuck is wrong with that dudes eyes?I got a timeout from the mods on his stream for a little jab at dudes eyes, he all poking them out and shit too.I only went there because he was doing Trump impressions on woke Spiderman 2 which triggered the libs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_Jm63TkQ0U
>>739757589pretty sure if you just tapped one button in city youd get bat plapped
>>739735161fallacy fallacyyou assume that his argument holds no water because he used a fallacy
>>739733936Im pretty sure he's doing it on purpose
>>739757867>for a little jab at dudes eyesUnderstandable, those things look like they're at 50 PSI, you could have done some real collateral damage
>>739735439>we'll let you play as a white guy so you buy the game, but we're still going to make everybody else brown and gay>thanks for the money, retard
>>739733914making this argument even tho gta exists
>>739749673people who post like this need to be shot into the fucking sun, i think actual whores have more self-respect
All this seething over Mackel's appearance because he dared make fun of IO goyslop
>>739758353No it's because you refuse to buy a fucking ad you fish faced freak.
>>739733672People are too focused on games being made for retards. Another big reason is that having fail states would take extra effort which goes against devs being lazy and incompetent.
>>739734429Cinematic gaming "experiences" are Sony's trademark. It's like going "why do you think Nintendo are related to platformers, somebody else made one somewhat recently".
>>739733960>don't complain or criticism goyim just consume product then get excited for new product
>>739739540boobs!
>>739758607JRPG's were having people stand around talking decades ago
>>739746481Nah, it's way worse. It's watching a movie vs. watching a movie, but you have to respond to a "are you still watching?" popup every 15 seconds.
>>739734665HOW CAN SHE SLAP
>>739757186do they not have difficulty levels anymore? if this was on baby mode, and the gamer mode had fail states, i could accept that
>>739737846>black guy>actually dindu nuffinI wasn't prepared for this.
>>739733960Holy kino, told rage merchants to fuck off and it set off a wasp nest
>>739733960Of all the hills to die on you choose this fucking shitty game that plays itself
>people will still claim the old 007 format didn't work
>>739733672So they can receive high points from the video game "journalists"
>>739738707How is him showing a movie "hating video games", you dolt?
>>739758890I appreciate you
>>739733960>t. OP's game's developer
>>739733960why did this get so many replies?
>>739746171Why wouldn't you spend some money on a 3-5 3rd worlders to astroturf your game across the internet for a week or two at launch? No way they are less cost-efficient than paying for banner ads on IGN.
The test scores are getting lower and the games are playing themselves, these two are probably not related.
>>7397584930.05 cents have been deposited to your Amazon account, Mr. Bond.
>>739759023Amazonian shills bumping the thread and LARPing as lurkers. The attention this game is getting is so inorganic. No one gave a shit about this game 3 weeks ago.
>>739746492We stick out like a sore thumb, our fellow genuine anonymous.
>>739747740>How about attacking the state of shit games instead of the messengerHow would that help me defend the game? Are you dumb? >>739747887>I don't care about this game, so I'm here screeching at people until nobody else cares either based retard
>>739736819
>>739755398Your eyes must be even more fucked that the ones of the retard in the OP.
>>739746435Amazon literally organizes these engagement raids. I'm just spewing schizobabble of course. IYKYK
>>739757840How the fuck does that affect a single person worth the air they are breathing?
>>739733960oh no melty
>>739747137You're not "remembering" shit you didn't live through. The family only having a PS2 in the 2010's doesn't mean you had cool parents into retro stuff, it means you were fucking poor.
>>739759384To add, they want to keep the game visible, they want you to stream it on twitch, they want you to talk about it for weeks, good or bad so long as its VISIBLE. They want the wishlists, the youtube views, threads hitting bump limit, and are very aggressive in chasing those targets. You are sitting among true robots.
>>739758764>do they not have difficulty levels anymore?That's not a difficulty setting, that's just how the world is built. Those are invisible walls, same stuff you've seen in games 25 years ago when the budget doesn't allow you to actually make a fully fleshed out level, so you give the player the mirage of width when in reality the game is just a series of corridors with invisible walls. It's a movie game.
>>739733960>OP posts unedited gameplay>"ugh dumb ragebaiters"The alternative is not discussing video games at all
>>739733672Because AAA means a lot of money went onto that interactive set piece, cant have players messing it up.
>>739734383>>739734496Walking cutscenes are unironically worse than QTEs.
>>739733960Holy fucking BasedLook at all those seething replies
>>739757871the video he's talking about is from cityit's a guy facing one of the random optional groups of low level thugs and spamming counter
>>739750218That's a sandwich
>>739733672This guy was featured in Crowbcat's recent RE4 video, btw kek
>>739746481Unskippable + wear and tear on the controller for no reason. Fuck you.
>>739735067>intentionally to make fun of Crowbcatthis post is literally, unironically, AI; op's clip is something you could easily see in a crowbcat video, if you had any idea of what crowbcat videos are and if you had an actual consciousness you would know
>>739733960you can dislike the game in the OP and agree with this post
>>739761482so none of the enemies later in the game that punish that kind of play?
>>739733960All the positive replies to this post are from marketing bots trying to defend the "game"play in the clip.
>>73973367290% of gamers won't even notice. When i mentioned you don't even drive in the motorcycle part of re9 none of my friends had noticed.
>>739733960this means the poster is correct fyi
Really organic thread
>>739733672>>739751009
>>739737940what's her problem??
>>739734383I couldnt even finish the first one of these nu-GOW games because of this shit. I played for 2 hours and fought like, three groups of enemies. It was fucking awful. Even the fighting itself was shit.
>>739739295That's exactly what's wrong with it, though. The choice isn't between completely braindead and pixel perfect ultra difficulty.If a game wants to be cinematic and immersive, it can do so while providing the appropriate level of challenge. Even if that level is slow, it should still be there enough so that you need to at least interact with it.
>>739733672>instead of a cool cutscene you have to play out this slog of section that has no fail condition This is like when games add in waiting sections to hide loading screens. It's a worse alternative than what you're trying to hide almost every single time. A cutscene you can skip if you want, you can't skip this or the retarded waiting sections. It permanently makes that section that long forever. At least with loading scenes it'll get faster over time
>>739733960im angry because i want games to be better and we're a decade+ into games very visibly getting worse while shit eating faggots come at me with their stinky breath and tell me i dont know what im talking about
>>739733960please understand, i hate all parties involved, but for someone to cause the faggots on here to seethe, you sir alone have my respect
the opening for nightfire is 10x the kino and also requires you to actually play the gamehttps://youtu.be/gvRcZNSCrOw?t=96
Does this game have a big snowmobile chase? The 007 parody level in Onirism had one that I enjoyed, even if it was janky as fuck.
I genuinely don't understand how that post has gotten so many replies because that clip nor how OP worded his thread are ragebait,even a 30yo unc like me knows what that term me
>>739737846does she fucking turn to the camera and announce the song everytime? ive only seen two clips and in both she did thatthat would be enough for me to just alt f4
>>739737846They seriously tried to make this like some epic horza horizon intro?? It's 2 teen lesbians on a fucking shopping cart,cringiest thing I've seen today and hope anyone who gave this a positive review dies from ass cancer
>>739733672>>739734338>>739735131>>739733807In Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, the game expects you to actually drive vehicles. You will fail if you fuck up.Guess what happened? That's right, mentally retarded normies bitched and complained "obligatory" mini-games. I honestly don't know how braindead normie-niggers will be able to finish GTA VI unless it has an easy mode that literally plays itself.
>>739765686This. People like to make fun of developers who include mindless gameplay sections that play themselves. However, the problem isn't the developer, it's the ADHD retards who can't play games and have zero interest in learning how to either.
>>739733672based chameleon
>>739733672Which eye is the working one
>>739743517I have a lazy eye, but the shit wrong with him is different.
>>739733936it's the retard eyes, really creepy.
>>739764359you will never be a real posteryou are AI
>>739733960Based and truthpilled
>>739733960You lost, tranny.
>>739766482>>739735131>>739765686How about both of them are problems you binary-brained simpletons. Devs shouldn't pander to retards by making unfailable setpieces that play themselves and "gamers" should stop being retards. It takes two to tango.
>>739733807except even the retard is clearly demonstrating he isnt impressed with the on rail escape trope
>>739769554"Gamers" get more retarded every year, the more handholdy the games get the more braindead the consumers.
>>739733672eew what a horrid looking creaturemakes me sick
>>739764578I was alerted to this thread because you said the word Onirism, just so you know
>>739733960You've entered a thread about a subject you don't like and now you are mad.How could this happen to you...
>>739769554I am not saying it is right, I am just telling you why things are the way they are, you mouth breathing imbecile.Just look at this thread. Instead of attacking the norrmie-niggers that couldn't play a game to save their life, you just constantly bash the developers, who have no other choice but to make their games as simple as possible. You are part of the problem, you are just too low IQ to realize it - and I am saying this as somebody who has no interest in playing this woke nigger-infested slop.
>>739769939what's crazier is that that goblin in the op probably has double of your testosterone you neutered onions faggot
>>739735439>monkeypenny
>>739733672I think the fundamental flaw with AAA devs is that they try to design the game like a producer does a Hollywood film. Video games are an evolution of choose you own adventure stories, an interactive movie that you stay in control of, or simply another game to play. The likes of Sony and devs like them think games need to be movies, where gameplay comes second to narrative and the director needs to micromanage your actions like Rockstar does to maintain their strict presentation. Obviously when you put in the bare minimum in "playing the game" the illusion holds up, but when you play the game "wrong" the illusion breaks that youre in control.
>>739770196>developers, who have no other choiceWhat a pussy statement. This is exactly what I'm talking about and this is exactly what the problem is. There is always a choice but you want to defend devs acting like cucks for retards. Do you work for IOI or something? Or some customer service where you're trained to be a doormat for customers because "the customer is always right"?
>>739770196>devs HAVE to appeal to the lowest common denominatorJust not true, and many don't. They just have less sales as a resultpassion and integrity vs profitability. A tale as old as time, when it comes to media
>>739734338Vidya getting so popular has ruined the industry beyond repair.
>>739733960You are the lowest common denominator. And you don't even know what that means. You fucking retarded normie subhuman goy cattle.
>>739733960Make me, bitch.
>>739770219lol what is with that aggression? are you disgusting too?
>>739772941I am disgusted by (You)
>>739733672The segment and game look boring as fuck, but holy shit, the streamer is obnoxious. This is the same shit DSP does when he's getting his ass beat in fighting games, holding his controller up to the camera and making the most obnoxious face he can to "prove" that it's the game's fault.
>>739733960King!
are mackel's mods in this thread? god i wish i had a gaggle of discord bros that paid me monthly fees
Based Mackel
>>739750218ive never played sonic and even I know its sonic forces because it has a player-made gay OC
>>739733960based!
>>739733960he's so real for this
>>739733960I agree 100%
Amazon has the largest army of Indians in the world. Add Amazon gift cards into the mix and it becomes a crazed shill campaign.
>>739733960the truth gamers don't want to admit
>>739773386>This is the same shit DSP does when he's getting his ass beat in fighting gamesDo you have autism or which other disability is preventing you from understanding such obvious differences? Asking to insult you, because you're retarded.
>the game plays itself>meanwhile I keep failing the Slovakia chase sequenceFuck you.
>>739733672That guys looks like a major faggot.
>>739774953>ArmyYou mean slaves? Lmao corporations will always seek out those they can get away with paying the least amount possible.That doesn't mean they are valuable. Quite the opposite, actually.
>>739736014Retard lmao
>>739733960Lot of seething from the undesirables addicting to outrage
>>739774953KEK
>>739733960Great job
>>739746307This palce has been summer for years since 2010,you fucking tourist
>>739749759>stillHalf the threads are him trying desperately to hit it in the algorithm so he doesn't have to get a real job. All it takes is one Asmongold react and he is making 10k a month
>>739733672I always test if it's possible to actually fail the QTEs and cutscene gameplay sections. Most of the time it's impossible to lose in games made in the last 10 years
>>739742536If you are fan of mgs5 you are not a mgs fan,period.
>>739746481It isn't,this shit is literally unskippable,in a cutscene you just press a button and go on with the fucking game
>>739743130WHAT THE FUCK
>>739773386The dude that always resort to "i didn't do anything" when the fucking game says out loud counter in the screen is not the best example pal.
>>739733960replyng for one more (you)
