You can get through entire driving sections in 007 First Light by simply holding down the forward button and no other buttonsIs this the future of video games? Games that play themselves?https://x.com/michaeldoeslife/status/2059761887701590419?s=46
>>739736059New MichaelKINO just dropped.
>>739736059This kind of shit started in the 360 gen and we are still stuck here
what's wrong with his eyes?
Micheal is right about cyberpunk
>>739736059Yes because,You control the buttons you press.Just don't use those options given to you.
>>739736234who cares faggot?
>>739736623I do, I mean, for him to be able to see the game he probably have 2 monitors playing the exact same screen on both of his sides!
>>739736534More like the buttons you don't press because the game plays itself, lmao.
>jarvis, pull up the ff15 "gameplay" footage from 2016
>>739736059I love this What a beautiful display of the average braindead goy cattle
>>739736274He’s mostly right about everything when it comes to newer games.
>>739736840Hahahaha! Got him Anon!
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>>739736059I don't give a shitAddress the literal mouth breathing retard in the corner.
>>739736059>Is this the future of video games? Games that play themselves?That's been "gaming" for the past nearly two decades op
>>739736234He's got 3 monitors and the middle one doesn't work
>>739736059lmao what a retarded looking downie
>>739736059Isn't it same with uncharted? and most on rails sections in most games?
>>739736059>new game>michael hitting the algorithm againhe cant keep getting away with it
have you seen this creature play any video game? If they didnt design it this way he'd be stuck on it for hours and then complain to his viewers why they arent donating.
>>739737284kek
Kinda crazy there is zero fail state, even slop like Mixtape could lock you in an infinite respawn loop if you didn't interact with the on rails segments.
>>739736059wait which eye is the good eye? i've never seen someone with two lazy eyes
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>>739737452>even slop like Mixtape could lock you in an infinite respawn loop if you didn't interact with the on rails segments.Actually no the ""game"" will eventually correct itself if you keep fucking up
the "having a blast" face
can you even play games with eyes like that. I mean probably since he's playing
>>739736059dude needs to cover that shit when he streams. wear sunglasses or something.
>>739738749Don't shame people for their disabilities you soulless piece of shit.
>>739737209Anon, did you draw this on a napkin? What's with that texture? lol
yeah, they are right
I watched someone punch a guy for 5 minutes straight without killing him because you had to press the execute button to proceed, thrilling game design.
>>739739407>they're saving money but not properly coding gameplay sections... and that's a good thing!
>>739736840You'd be surprised how little a "lazy eye" affects your vision.
>>739736059this cross eyed hobo looking freak is your favorite vidya youtuber btw
eyes pointed at everything but the game itself, but it doesn't matter. Kek.
>>739736623It's fair to ask if a video game critic has the ability to see
>>739739407These zoomer faggots don't know how good we had it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRN69h395j4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkU7H5hJVJIThis game is over 20 years oldEven Nightfire, which had only linear car missions, still had enemies that could fuck you up and the car can't just drive itself to the end
>>739740189fake and gay like your mother
>>739739694No I wouldn't because I'm not a retard with a lazy eye. Sucks to be you retard!
>>739740563>same exact editing style>giving hints about the next crowbcat video in his streamsit's him
>>739740653You also refuse to do any research and probably allow anecdotal evidence and just conjecture rule your life.
>>739739407He's right, you can't just expect them to code gameplay for a segment of the game they decided to make.
>>739740710I hope you get your lazy eyes fixed LOL
>>739740483This is way too videogamey. I'd be embarrassed someone saw me playing this childish shit.
>>739740483Graphic race is a damn zero sum game. These devs keep sacrificing gameplay so they can brag about about 4k ultra HD skin texture. The kicker? The realistic artstyle isnt even pleasing to the eyes.
>>739736059>Is this the future of video games? Games that play themselves?Where have you been these past 13 years?
>>739741160Gone Home sucked, but also those clips of “speedrunning” it are disingenuous. Beating the game is based on a knowledge gate. Of course if you already know what to do you can do it in a few easy minutes, but that’s true of Myst and Outer Wilds too.
>>739736216Yeah this isn't new, they make these games for the mass audience that doesn't really like games so much as the the feeling of having played something and the social experience of itThis is why console gaming is fucked, all the first parties are run by moneymen chasing the lowest common denominator and that fact is expressed in the games they put out. Same with big publishers. It's at a point where even if they try to make a real game and it isn't very good that still feels like a breath of fresh air (see: Capcom's recent output)
I mean people bought that new Forza game that literally plays itself. This is the American audience devs seek, people who actually want to PLAY videogames are the minority now.
Folks, the cracks are starting to show
>>739741292I mean, that video is very much meant as a joke. I feel like that's obvious when you consider the ending
>>739737063How do people with misaligned eyes like that see correctly?Does your brain 'fix' it through adaptation?
>game has a cinematic set piece>”nooooooooo”Dog who the fuck cares it’s like complaining you can make Ramza wait every turn in the first FFT battle and win
>>739740856AND you project. You won the retard lottery, didn't you?
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Oh mackel you ain't nothin' but a clown
>>739740659He's smarter than he lets on and comes across as a normal guy in his older videos and dev interviews
