ITT we are blasting and bonding
The negress is super cute
>>739741435Moneypenny SEXOMoneypenny WIFEMoneypenny BEST
>>739741435>All hags>No big boobs
Buy an ad already shill
>they made an entire level using stolen Unreal Engine assets that every newbie uses in their tutorials or default projectsthe absolute state of modern gayming
Thanks for the bump
>>739741529Nigga if you want your game to sell just use actual cute real female charactersThis is more embarrassing than Remedy trying to shill the nigress safe horny as le cute You can't have it both ways, either you commit or accept the flop
>>739741435Why did you include the woman in the bikini twice?
>>739741435
>>739741529>androgynous boy with a female-ish haircut>SEXOWhy are you gay?
>>739741698I didn't make itFour girls and they are all shown twice
>>739741723I don't get it
>>739741435Is this game actually hood though?
>>739741723Classic, total classic
>>7397417596th Bond9th item on the McMenu
>>739741752Does the badguy have an Ice Base? Those are comfy
>"the schizos spam threads for games they never played"
>>739741435the game is dogshit
>>739741774It's not very hood, but it's good if you like action games with story and set pieces
>>739741774It's funDepending on what you consider to be good you might think it's terrible or awesome>>739741861Who is the woman in red?
>>739741861her chud boyfriend was really out of line
>>739741627i dont mind
only hags? safe horny slop.
Is the game good? is it a hitman clone or better?
>>739741774Do you like Uncharted with even more browns and women?
>>739741929hitman 1 is a better stealth game
>>739741929It's Uncharted. Hitman fags need to get a grip and go back to their disguise simulator
>zoomer Bond
I want to take care of paraplegic Cressida
>all mutts but 1
>>739741914Of course you don't mind. You are a member of generation slop eater. You are conditioned to think this is fine and normal. You are a golem made flesh with no taste or critical thinking skills. Compared to the people I knew when growing up you are barely human.
>>739741627>stolen Unreal Engine assetsI reckon they're loicenced innitThat's the point of these things, why reinvent the wheel every time
>>739741774It's a fun romp i guess, but if you're looking for more stealth sandbox goodness like Hitman WoA, you will be sorely disappointedYou have a few different approaches you can take in some level parts, but it will always funnel you exactly where the story wants, because it's Bond so it has to have ebin car chases and shootoutsMeanwhile in Hitman WoA, you could virtually complete the mission in any way and order you saw fit, without drawing a single gun at all, with intricate yet ultra open sandbox levels
>>739741435Thought this was /weg/ for a moment.
>gets saved by women multiple times - including the endingdogshit
>>739741902Just a side character
>>739741986>strawberry blonde White girl>light skin Black girl with green eyes>light skin big booty Latina>White Japanese hapa>not pictured is the unnamed blonde woman in red>not pictured is the light skin asian receptionistIf you have a problem with Bond getting a taste of the rainbow I think you need to get in a time machine and head back to the 60's
>>739741965I don't own a console and never played UnchartedIs it more like Absolution? Because I could get behind that Absolution was pretty fun even if it wasn't a great sandbox Hitman game and honestly so were the original games.
>>739741997it is a scanned asset, you couldnt make a better 3d model of desert rocks
>>739741627They use their own in-house engine and those are just desert rocks that look like any other desert rocks. Don't be retarded.
>>739741435It's one of the very few games where the female in-game models actually look better than their VAs/face models. It's especially visible with Moneypenny and Cressida. Cressida's VA/face model is a bit of plain Jane IRL, but her in-game model is hot.
the water looks abysmal
>>739742110i think they use ue5 man
>>739742086It's like Absolution if it had set pieces, character development, and high tech gadgets
>>739741893>actionTo me, it feels as though the game is more of a visual novel with miniature Hitman levels breaking up the story bits. It actually has alot less action than I was expecting.It feels like L.A Noire or Persona in that sense. Just replace the GTA elements of the former and the dungeon crawling elements of the latter with Hitman elements.
>>739741435goddamn western niggers are desperate huh
>>739742140Nah, it's their Glacier Engine
>>739742140They fucking don't. It's Glacier engine. They've been using it for over a decade now.
>>739742086Something like thatThe thing that sets this game apart is the environmental melee system and constant weapon swapping combined with the stealth/spy elements, it brings a hell of a lot of fun to every encounter
>>739742140It takes 2 seconds to google which engine they used
>>739741627Most assets are recycled from Hitman.
>>739741796bruh, that's rainman levels of tism
>>739741435James Bond should be 40 and his girl should be 25.
>>739741929It's Uncharted with a Bond skin and somehow worse shooting and combat. They stick you in a couple of 'big' levels similar to Hitman, but they aren't really sandboxes in the same way. They guide you through them in a pretty linear path, sometimes telling you sneak into an off-limits area and blatantly giving you two different 'choices' of getting in.
>>739742140>i thinkNo, no you do not.
>>739742110>They use their own in-house engineYou can implement them in any engine
>>739741796Pierce Brosnan was the fifth Bond.
>>739742128Because in this case she's actually dolled up with make-up, as opposed to the usual situation where people compare glamour shots to a woman in a post-apocalyptic warzone or something
>>739742294then someone fucked up
>>739742094>you couldnt make a better 3d model of desert rockslol ok mate. Thanks for proving my point that you have no soul.
Is it as fun as GoldenEye?
At least the new Bond song is good. It won't leave my head.
>>739741435BBW mod when?
>>739742346Do people actually enjoy Goldeneye in 2026?
>>739742346LOLyou just hold forward and press X for awesome in this oneforced to listen boring dialogue too
>>739742348Run into the sun likeIt's the first light of day when you wakeIs it real or is it fake?Your strength is your youth, just use it and follow the music playPromise you'll never change
>>739742253Probably the best way to describe it is that it’s like a Hitman level where the mission stories are the only way to approach it and the only choice you have is between what mission stories you do. In Hitman, you could ignore the mission stories entirely since your only objective was to kill the targets, but missions in this game are multi-staged and require you to do more spy-like things like eavesdropping and tailing.
>>739742379goldeneye is a videogamethis new bond is just a glorified movie that overstays its welcome
>>739742341Show a pic of clearly better handcrafted rocks. In the same realistic style.
Soulslikes have completely made games such as these a total chore to play. Make gaming great again.
>>739742387You die in three hits, robots kill you in two. No free encountersAnd that's on normal/easy. If you wanna shitpost about cutscenes/QTEs go ahead nigger but the actual encounters have really solid control and just enough depth to keep things fresh
>>739742428Play status: never playedKill yourself asmongold fan
>>739742341they obviously went for realistic graphics you retard they dont have to put soul into it
>>739742294>he forgot David Niven
>I actually got lost in the tutorial Malta level, because I couldn't find the stairs upI might be retarded
>>739742501Don't worry, you can always become a playtester at Valve
>>739742449>>739742485Why are you engaging the rock autist
>>739742494oh wait
Sexo
>>739742025That's why I ultimately chose not to buy/play itFrom the very first gameplay I knew this would be a more linear, curated hollywood experienceThere's nothing wrong with that BTW, it's Bond so it has to follow its tropes, but that's just not my thing, I feel more like an epic super assassin and spy in Hitman WoA because I am always in complete control
nigger murder simulator came early this year, I don't have to wait for GTA VI
>>739742449>>739742485> Nurr..nurr retard!. Why go to the effort of designing your own art style and assets when you can copy and paste. You mindless drones sicken me.
>>739742612Okay go away nowClick on a different thread
>>739742428Pathetic.
>>739742647I haven't said anything bad about your precious game, shill, and more than that, I recognize that it looks like a fun action flickSettle down, shill
>>739742709Yep, very nicePost about something else now
>>739742741How about you shut your bitch ass up heh? I will talk about anything I want
>>739742562> Moneypenny, is now a flat chested, badly dressed mixed race woman with a MLE accent and snarky girboss bitch attitude. The absolute state of it.
someone post the water
>>739742128Theresa Lorca is probably the biggest example, her real life actress is unironically a dogshit ugly manjaw but IOI surprisingly managed to make her kind of hot in the game.
I’m enjoying the game for what it is. Obviously, it doesn’t hold a candle to Hitman, but as stealth-puzzle adventure game kind of deal, it’s not bad. It feels like one of those games you’d rent from Blockbuster back in the day.Also, I don’t know if it’s just me, but the game feels surprisingly like a YA novel in terms of its writing. A lot of slice of life elements between the agents too.
My god that Tacsim mode shit is really undercookedThey had the perfect formula already with Hitman Freelancer, and just did something barebones instead
Why do shitposters hang out in threads for games they refuse to discuss, let alone play?Boggles the mind
>>739742774>Moneypenny, is now a flat chestedMoneypenny was never meant to be the most attractive woman, but other than that, yeah.
>>739742781Do you like?
>>739742874Jesus Christos
>>739742128>>739742801Funnily enough, the Bond actor, Patrick Gibson, also looks considerably better in-game than irl.He'd have to buff up and dye his hair to live up to that likeness.
>ran into e-celebs in the gameuninstalled and refunded
how's the gameplay?
>>739742874>clearly a glitchcome on now
>First light>Second Mission>Third OffensiveHere's your trilogy, hitman comes back after it.
>>739741529She looks like she likes to watch
>>739741796Wait is this really it? It does make sense but it's the first time I've seen someone answering with the correct one, if it is. Finally I can die in peace...
I enjoyed Blood Money, WOA, absolution, not really contracts, would I enjoy this game?
>we're circling back to adding hot women to our game guys!!!>we're keeping the millenial writing and the agenda tho looool
>>739741723>>739741759>>739741796>>739743028Last night, I silently pounded your sister
>>739741435you are being psyoped into liking and thinking mid is peak.L O S E R
>>739742921>putting e-celebs into your gamethis is the most 'how do you do fellow kids" cringey shit everalthough it's logical, bond doesn't appeal to zoomers at allbond will always be a boomer fantasy first and foremost
>>739742826It’s clear they took inspiration from Escalatons rather than Freelancer. What I find stupid is that you can only use the different outfits and guns in the tacsim.
>>739742939That's way too hokey, First Light works because it's the origin story and first new Bond exclusive to a game. I'd rather see unique titles for sequels that continue the legacy
bond burgor lol
>>739742781>>739742874>>739742937>fake argumentsyou can, well, maybe you can't coz you're obviously retarded and you don't understand how these things work, but most people can easily tell that there's LoD loading fuckery going on in this picture, the fence is fucked too, the rocks that are much closer are as well, and you're focusing on the water instead?the game is going to be shit, but thinking this is why it's going to be shit when these are most likely just them fucking up the demo and things that can be fixed in a couple week's time, and not because the writing they've shown, the fact that it's DEI infested, and the whole 'modern bond that respects women!!' marketing stunts, you think LoDs not working as they should is why the game should be made fun of?you faggots are the reason why games are shit, you don't even know or understand why they're shit and you're just waving your arms around like a bunch of retards about non-issues instead
>heres your AAA games building interiors bro
>"Moneypenny is flat-chested!"Good
>>739742932A watered down Hitman. It doesn’t have the same depth as Hitman, but it’s perfectly serviceable. I’d say that the stealth is decent, the gunplay is meh, and the hand to hand combat is complete garbage. I’d call it a step back from Hitman, but it’s also clear it was never trying to be Hitman in general.
>>739743179>you can only be mad at 1 thing at a time lmaoing at your worldview anon
>Moneypenny not white. >M not white male>M is a pajeeta streeshitter>Bond is not older.>Not set in Cold War 60's.Those are my main turn offs for this game.Does he even bang chicks in this game?
>>739743220>noooo you need to put useless detail in an area that you pass in literally 2 seconds so that the game runs like shit!!!!
>>739743303>OMG NO STOP FOCUSING ON THE RETARDED SHIT THAT CAN'T BE FIXED, LOOK AT THESE MINOR POINTLESS GRAPHICAL ISSUES!!!!!I'm not buying your game you nigger, get fucked
>>739743331Nobody gives a shit about your turn offs
>>739743348Dude, even the old bond movies were shit. Get over it. Nobody cares about the narrative or slight modernization — we're here to go guns blazing and enjoy peak comfy vidya.
>>739743331>Does he even bang chicks in this game?Yes, several. He’s depicted as a cocky zoomer chad.
>>739743331>Bond is not older.You can't be serious.
>>739741435Why do they look 70
>>739743397>uhm achshually it was never good, so just buy this new version okayshut the fuck up nigger, I'm not buying your game
>>739743372except for you
>>739742625thats the cost of going for realistic graphicsrealistic graphics is soulless by definition
Why are /v/irgins so obsessed with the concept of viral marketingEvery single day there are groups of people who are dedicated to posting off topic because they imagine they are fighting against paid employees
>>739743331>>739743404>>739743404>>Bond is not older.>You can't be serious.imo, actually a valid point. Bond has always been about middle-aged in the films, so that's part of the character's identity, and altering that naturally makes him less like Bond proper.
>>739743438Where do you live? I'm gonna bag me some grannies
>>739743220it should have been a straight up third person shooter with driving, flying and underwater sections
how is the modern audience enjoying this game?surely it sold millions of copies by now, right?
>>739743512At least some of them are legit mentally ill and obsessed with the conceptAnd you only need a handful of obsessive autists to completely dominate the discourse on /v/
oofhttps://youtu.be/xCHf4cL_90w?si=o3GYO8RyAXKl8_Nz
FLOPSLOP
>>739743574in the plane section you cant die
what's your ideal james bond game?for me it's>mix of moore and dalton, or just brosnan>bond at late 30s or early 40s>pretty cool outfits>same character interactions with classic characters like, M, Q, etc.>multiple country levels>social gameplay>decent gunplay>story can be mix of FRWL spycraft vibes and goldeneye shootouts>goldfinger-like big bad
>>739743556From what I understand, people like it. Probably because it has more mainstream appeal than Hitman and plays like a really dumbed down and casualised Hitman.
>>739743513Wasn't George Lazenby like 29? The difference isn't massive. This one deliberately looks more like a zoomer because it makes sense.
>>739741435Not even gonna play ZoomBond and the reasons have already been said by others many times before. I'm just looking forward to bikibi slut's r34 content and that's it.
>>739741841Yes
>>739741435>uncharted clone with a sprinkling of elements from a more fun game, HitmanNo wonder these dorks that blew $70 can only talk about the bitches in the game lol good lord
>>739743404>>739743513Well according to Fleming, he was supposed to look something like this (or something between fleming and hoagy Carmichael and be in his late 30s, later in 40s. I think they somewhat lifted the design for Archer of this image.
>>739743664Go back to your disguise simulator
>shills trying to talk down Hitmanwhy do they always do this?putting down better games?
>>739743609A sequel to this game could feasibly by this, nearly, especially with how long games take to develop. They probably won't recast M, unfortunately.
Another game that the monetized engagement train has hoped on.Like it hard to take complaints and praise seriously when there are people engaged in that don't care about the game they just want it to be topical so they can profit off conversation about it, and these people take pains to avoid ousting themselves as just mercenary shitstirrers.
>>739743664It doesn’t really feel like Uncharted to me. It’s too stealth focused to be Uncharted. I guess it’s like a stealth focused movie game with Hitman-esque levels breaking up the cutscenes.
>>739743609Pretty much spot on. for me it should be set during Cold War as well.
>>739743680Thats basically the guy who played Sherlock Holmes
why are all the side characters black or brown?why the fuck is lenny kravitz in this? he can't act.
>>739743221And the snarky girboss thing ? You like that too? Actually what am I saying I'm talking to the most brainrotted people to ever exist. Of course you probably think that is great. Everyone is turning into a redditor these days.
>>739741435>shit game from a dead franchiseNo amount of astroturfing will help it
>You will join my gang, or else
>>739743574this guy is a retard>>739743716they do this when desperate
>>739741539seething freak
>Denuvo>no demoWelp, that's a pass for meAlso, lol @ not being an Epic exclusive. Seems like the Epic store is not so great for publishers after all.
>>739741902>this flat, aging roastie is supposed to be hot
>>739742070>those shouldersthats a man baby
>>739743716More like go talk about Hitman instead of shitting up every single thread with your retardation and sperging
>>739741759>>739743028last night i pierced your sister's buns
>>739743854Your game is flopping, reject.
>>739743061I'm sick of people talking about Hitman in these threads already
>>739743404>>739743513the main issue is that the game is primarily "Rookie Bond" the gamewhile most of the movie depicts bond as someone who's already seasoned and knows his shithell, he only gets the 007 number and dressing like one in the ending cutscene
>>739741435Cressida reminds me of Park from BOCW, both are the best girls of their respective games too
>>739741653How is this basedboy supposed to be James Bond?How is this supposed to be a young Bond when it's obviously set in time period after any of the previous bond films or books?This slop makes no sense.
>>739743891>stop talking about the other game made by these devsno
The villain of the game is literally the embodiment of the leftist attitude toward James Bond
>>739744016Bond media for the last century has basically existed on a sliding/floating timeline, don't be a retard.
black npcs aside I'm actually enjoying this gamehttps://youtu.be/s-NBh-mlhOc?si=Q9tgnfSqQw48JOvR
>>739744017You're not really talking about Hitman at all though you're just shitposting and you know itIt's 6AM in the USA and you're shitposting about a single player game
>>739741435>>739741529could've been worse, actuallyglad they made her cute
>>739744016Ah yes, the consistent singular character of James Bond.
>>739744080Fake James Bond fans have been FLOODING these threads with their inane drivel
>>739744116>what is angles and lighting
>>739744127>everyone who tells me to fuck off is employed by the developerSchizophrenic retard, learn how to capitalize and punctuate. Pathetic
>>739744116Nothing change, its the lighting. House lighting vs gym mirror lighting. She looks meh plenty of times in First Light, like when she is dressed up for her date
>>739744116IO is pretty good with designing female characters.
>>739741627They're not stolen, they're quixels, and quixels megascans, and yes they're in every game modern game. They are free in Unreal Engine, but are used in almost every game outside of this since they also got a Bridge that allows it to work in Blender, Unity, etc or can just be loosely imported into every engine. Death Stranding used it in both of its games, Stalker does, Metro, Destiny, Battlefield, etc and the list goes on and it's huge, movies also use them, even visual artists do. This shit has been in every game since like 2017.
The amount of shit on screen all the time is just ridiculous. Do modern gamers really need to be hand-held thorogh everything? There's even the yellow paint and blue tarp shit lol. This game literally tells you what to do and how to do it at almost every stage. It's basically impossible to fail unless you are retarded/ cannot read. The writing and dialogue is just boring. The NPC's are poorly programmed and blind and deaf. The animations are basically copy and paste form nu hitman from 2016 and those animations were actually shitter than the animations from bloodMoney 10 years earlier. Yet this piece of shit cost 100 million and 5 years to develop?No wonder developers have given up when the standards are so low today. You get what you deserve.
>>739743331>that mouthwas it ever explained in the lore?
>>739741435>multiple reviews specifically using the word "bombastic"bought and paid forthis is the most astroturfed industry plant of this generation
>>739744127IO are known for being quite heavily involved in their communities. It’s why Hitman WoA has dialogue and flavour text that references a lot of in-jokes from HitmanForum and the Hitman subreddit.IIRC, there was a anon who said that actually worked on WOA once too.
>>739744116Before just looked like brown Natalia Dyer
>>739743397>the old bond movies were shitAre zoomers the gayest generation?
/v/ wants to shit on this game so hard when it's a perfectly good bond game.
>>739743735at the very least, i'm hoping they'll be making a proper bond game nextwasn't a fan of 007 ORIGINS THE GAME
>>739743891>>739744094so mad
I do find it amusing that both Minroe and to a lesser extent Cressida are giving Bond shit for getting preferential treatment from M, while both of them are in fact nepo-babies. Cress' father is the FR minister and Monroe's grandfather was a decorated SAS veteran.
>>739744026i hate how 99% of these codex entry things are complete fluff that adds nothing at all to story or world building or anything really
>>739744116>made her cute
wokeslop
>>739743556>modern audience>it flops>>739743587Like a clockwork
>>739744364i think she cute
>>739744373what's woke about it?
>>739744082based Ray poster>Lazenby was Aussiewhat the fuck I had no idea
>>739744116>this is what faceblind autistic chuds actually believe
>>739744386brown peopletranny character
>>739744383that's because you're paid to think that
>>739744418>TrannyRENT FREE IN YOUR MIND.
>>739741435Actually attractive women? In 2026? From a western studio? At this time of year? Localized entirely inside this video game?
Okay, I'm willing to overlook all the brown NPCs, because I love Bond. This had better be good.
>they made an entire level using stolen Unreal Engine assets that every newbie uses in their tutorials or default projects
>>739744080he was a vaguely ageless character from about 1955 to 1995. You can't just de-age him and depict a young version of him in the 2020s.Like you can't have a Simpsons flashback episode with Homer having hair set in the 2020s. It. Doesn't. Work. Everyone knows he had hair in the 1970s.
>>739744473Yes!
>>739744221Furthermore, studio's usually don't make their own environmental textures anymore, because of how expensive it is, it used to be that they had teams fly out to different locations in the world and 3dscan objects and textures in for in use in their levels and games, nowadays it's just super cheap to subscribe to Quixels where it's already done for you without you needing to send out some dudes, pay for their stays, the scanning and the equipment, because at the end how different would Rock textures really be from each other in two games from two different studio's if they all go to the same location anyways to scan them in.
>>739744546but it doesn't use Unreal Engine though... it uses the hitman engine.
I've been called a Square Enix employee, a Sandfall employee, a Pearl Abyss employee, Capcom employee, IOI employee, you name itAll because I post screenshots of the new games when they come out and tell off topic shitposters to go away
Are you guys really saying this is a man?
you just know nothing bad will happen because of the bisexual tranny lighting
>>739744525>activistic game journosI understand you can't let an opportunity go by to shit on them but how does this honestly make sense to youIt's pressure from shareholders to appeal to the lowest common denominator, what does "activism" have to do with anything
Why is a British foreign intelligence agency full of literal foreignersNon natives are the least likely to be involved national security yet the devs decided the npcs in mi6 should be completely randomized from every ethnicity in the world and gender. They think if you just give random ethnics an oxbridge accent and have them talk about tea and crumpets, no one will notice their bizarre inclusion.Dont get me started on black security guards with cockney accents and the complete absence of MLE
>>739744669>Tranny LightingMan, leave it to the chinesebasketweaving site to devoid all meaning from a word.
>>739744663They can always tell
>>739744616>Square-Enix employeefor what lmao
>>739744751>American trying to opine on other countries with his bizarre understanding of ethnicity
It's like a mix of hitman and uncharted but doesn't hit either style as good as those 2 do.Idk could get better but it seems I'm about halfway through
>update drivers for this>they got rid of the nvidia control panel
>>739744697>It's pressure from shareholders to appeal to the lowest common denominator, what does "activism" have to do with anythingthe journos are the footsoldiers for private equity. whether said journos realise they are not not.
>>739744819Yeah I had to roll back, the new driver broke DLSS.
>>739744556Nta but what's her name so that I can search her in the boorus?
>>739744826But what are you factually referring to in the context of this conversation
>>739741691Chuds lost.
>>739744849I don't think there's anything out there yetTheresa Lorca
>>739744751It reflects the real MI6. Also, having multiple genders and ethnicities is useful when you’re spying in foreign countries, since they’ll blend in easier.Spy agencies tend to be diverse for pragmatic reasons rather than virtue signalling reasons.
>>739744752Tell me that doesn't look like tranny lighting after seeing normal lighting
>>739744794>t. nigeriango back
>>739744849>the game is barely out and he's already hounding for sfm porn
>>739744819No fucking way they did that????
>>739744840lmao nice on nvidia
>>739744896But what are you factually referring to in the context of this conversation
>>739744935https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3QT3VTzsGg
>>739744884Thank you anon.
>>739744550>you can't just adapt James Bonds backstory to a more contemporary setting for a rebootIf only there were a direct comparison you could match this to.Again, don't be a retard
i havent seen too much worth complaining aboutwould be cool it it had an fps mode
>>739744901You're brainrotted
>>739744867I am factually referring to the fact that shareholders insist on modern games developers to hire DEI specialist consultants and other undesirables to insert "inclusive" messaging and themes in their games and also to water down difficult gameplay as much as possible. The journos who owe much of their existence to DEI positively reinforce this message even when it is a detriment to traditional standards of what we once called " good writing" and " good gameplay". How that explains it concisely for you.
>>739741435I actually really like the game but hate how the game builds up stealth and gadgets but it doesn't matter, there's no penalty or failstate for stealth and it's easier and faster to just beat the shit out of everything, you're just stealthing for your own larp with no reason of doing so
These threads seriously read like marketingnobody talks like this, it's so fucking inorganic
>>739744897https://www.sis.gov.uk/working-at-mi6/diversity-and-inclusion/>Ethnic Minority: 9%>Even less in senior rolesThey themselves report the opposite
>>739743556>tone deafso what? It'd be true to the source materialwhy does everything have to be rebooted to "modern sensibilities"?It's fiction, have some fucking tone deafness in there, that's what makes things fun, for fuck sake
Everyone is so fukcing unfriendly and hostile in this game. The chicks are especially bad, but the men aren't much better.Are Brits like this irl?
>>739745016You're stealthing because you can and because you have to slip by people to obtain information. James can bluff right past groups of enemiesEncounters reward stealth by allowing you to use the bluffs
Zoomers really desperate for this win lmao, but the game is mid.
>>739745080He's in a shitty night club trying to lie and boss around a criminal, why would she be nice to himI think you need to get a grip and play the game for yourself before attempting to discuss it
>>739744424I hate niggers and she's cute, I'm also not buying your game, fag retard.
>>739741435>games with eceleb cameos
>>739744819>>739744840>>739744960Fuck oooofff Nvidia!
>>739745029You just posted gay pron
>>739745136Why woudl you think I am talking about the night club scene when I explicitly wrote "inn this game"? This is just one example of countless.>I think you need to get a grip and play the game for yourself before attempting to discuss itI think you should be nicer to a paying customer, but then again, maybe you gyus just are like that and your characters are like that, too. It explains a lot and answers my question.
>>739743793>the snarky girboss thingWitty snarky comebacks has always been Moneypenny's thing. She's one of the few people who can verbally spar with Bond in a playful manner that doesn't end with them fucking in a hotel room after
>>739745002You said they "need" hand-holdingNow you can at best make the case that they don't mind themHow are they any more guilty than the people who buy these games then, the ones you explicitly said don't need it>>739745047But what are you factually referring to in the context of this conversationWhy is that such a hard question for you
Amazon thread
>>739745196Nigger nobody gives a flying fuck about what you sayPlay the game before you post another reply
>>739745173It is a "reaction image" conveying a certain mood, the man is pointing with his finger angrilynot that you'd understand, tourist, go back from whence you came
>>739741627>NOOOOOOO IT'S SLOP BECAUSE...>*shuffles cards*>...BECAUSE IT HAS ROCKS IN AN AFRICAN DESERT!!!
>>739745080If anything, I find the opposite to be true. The agents are all buddy-buddy with eachother to the point that it feels like a sitcom. Not to mention literally every female character wants James’ dick (accurate to the source material, but still).
>>739745252The image is from a gay pronYou are a gay man
>>739745224>You said they "need" hand-holding I'll offer a small correction. They " think" they need hand holding/ spoon fed information because this is how developers make games now and many modern gamers know no other way.
>>739745276You're the one who recognised the source
>>739745237>Nigger nobody gives a flying fuck about what you say>Play the game before you post another replyNo need, there's full walkthrough already. I am not impressed. And I would feel very remorseful actually spending money on this shit, "nigger".Hint: Your would make more money if you stopped insulting customers every time you open yoru mouth. Also, smile a bit.
>>739745210>Witty snarky comebacks has always been Moneypenny's thing. > snarkyno
refunded when i saw q lab was 90% chinamen and sub saharans
>>739745330>Hint: Your would make more money if you stopped insulting customers every time you open yoru mouth. Also, smile a bit.Big boomer Karen energy
>>739745029Yep, it's like when Ubisoft and Remedy had to do massive damage control for prince of persia and alan woke 2
>>739745371im honestly surprised Bond isn't black
>>739745210>Witty snarky comebacks has always been Moneypenny's thing.You have never seen a Bond movie or read a Bond novel then.
>>739744901Brother are you fucking retarded? Sure the lighting in that scene looks like ass, but you got more words in your vocabulary to use and to actually describe the lighting with then to default to the word tranny which in that context just loses all fucking meaning, because at that point you're not much better then black people who default to the word racism, whenever something happens to them.
>>739745330Indian lol
>>739745379Any more memes from 10 years ago?
>>739741796>>739743079>>739743923it's bondburgered btw
>>739744974>posting the bourne wannabe that killed bond
>>739745089Yeah but you don't lose or miss out on anything for doing so is what I mean, the end result of getting to the next story beat is the same or doesn't have a changed outcome, you're just doing it cause you can when going psycho boxer mode is faster
>>739741435I love unconventionally attractive body positive women so much bwos
>>739745290The thing is that IO CAN make a game without handholding. Nu-Hitman is genuinely best played with all the handholding features turned off and the game actively encourages you to play with them off. The optional handholding features feel like an afterthought that were inserted into the game as a sort of optional easy mode for retards. I feel if a game has to include handholding, that’s the way to do it.Meanwhile, with First Light, I’m playing on the hardest difficulty and the game still states the obvious and railroads you into the correct solutions. I’m not even sure what difficulty actually affects, since the game is still quite easy.
>>739745438>emotional outburstNot him, but ok, tranny.
>>739745470The change of setting was not the issue with the Craig era
>>739742294no
>>739745473Why are so many people obsessed with the idea of "choice" in a linear gameNo, it doesn't make a difference if you stealth or action, the cutscenes play out the same wayWelcome to a fucking piece of software idiot
>>739745495>More then four words is emotional outburst.Also, this is anonymous board, no need to sign off on your posts.
>>739745342You didn't give an actual answer. Hence my question. What would you like me to say instead? That you're just clearly full of shit and pushing a narrative? What you're doing right here, that's bad faith.
>>739745276How does the logic work, where you post a picture to convey a feeling, and now you're proponent of everything related to that image, where the picture is from, who is in that picture, what's the context behind the picture etc.?Do you not understand what reaction pics are for?What schizo shit are you going to conjure up from this image I wonder
>>739745569You're the one imagining viral marketers under the floor boards you pathetic shitposterGo back to your gacha general
>>739745454Oh, what do the kids call entitled facebook soccer moms now then? I'll happily call you that instead.
I get the feeling amazon had their fingers in the pie with one.>Ok fine you can have a cis white male Bond but everyone else is gonna be brown
>>739745029It IS viral marketing.
>>739745080>a person you are buying from doubles the price randomly in person>gosh why does she sound so mad
>get called a shill when posting every single new game every single time, even when I pirate the gamesFind a new angle already you pathetic off topic cretins
nani
>>739745540Because wanting the player to engage with a system when there's no benefit of doing so and brawling is faster is basically the path of least resistance in videogame form, the choices in bond all leading to the same destination with no alternate outcome makes the options seem vapid and shallow, people care because they see it's illusion of choice that doesn't matter
>>739745620I think their influence is probably felt with how railroaded some parts of the game feel. Railroading is so atypical for the kind of game design IO is known for that I suspect there was some kind of mandate that while they were allowed more open ended Hitman style stealth sections, they were also required to put linear movie-game esque parts with way points to make the game accessible to casuals.
>>739745794It's not faster to fight 20 guys than it is to sneak past themWhy are you so fucking retarded? MGS has no different outcome whether you stealth or not and neither does Uncharted. Stop being this way you autist
>>739745793Donut redeem
>>739745794You've never played Hitman, right?
>>739745869NTA butdoesn't hitman give you a score after each mission? With better payout if you stealth and get no alarms?I only played bood money 10 years ago
>>739745034shut up chud, everyone knows all big spy agencies are filled with BIPOC girlboss queens that don't need no mananyway, here is a pic of a 40 years old asian hag from a 10 seconds bikini scene, now buy our game
>>739745908It does. I guess that's enough to motivate some people. Doesn't Bond do that?
>>739745908All the Hitman have give you a score, yeah. I think the main incentive for stealth in First Light is that Bond doesn’t have a lot of HP and goes down quickly. Plus, missions seem to have “no detection” challenges.
>>739741435Does this game have any female enemies? If so, can you kill 'em?
>>739745908Bond is not HItman.
Bond doesn't need a fucking score tracker
>>739746047very insightful post
>>739745487you're on the money here. the problem or the difference today is that "easy mode" is the default. The developers clearly didn't trust enough of the audience to pick up on the in-game cues for the mission stories that they went to the trouble of implementing so made the Mission Story gimmick the default mode. it's like the difference between good storytelling and bad storytelling ( show don't tell).
>>739746105Then stop talking about Hitman
>>739745029That's technically the opposite of viral marketing. Viral marketing is when it IS organic. /v/ confused it with guerilla marketing a long time ago and never bothered to correct itself, in part because knowing what you're talking about is regarded with suspicion.
>>739746092It does have Hitman style challenges though, so they obviously had replay value in mind.
>>739746135this is what happens when developer known for doing one thing really well makes something else on the same engine
>>739746135>>739746047Anon that post was a reply to someone asking if another anon had played hitman, which itself was a reply saying that this bond game gave no incentive to going stealthCan you follow reply chains or are you retarded?
>>739746218>makes something elseGlad you understand, now go talk about Hitman instead
I think I've become a misogynist. I can't look at women anymore without feeling anything but contempt for them. But I'm not gay either, so I don't know what to do.
>>739741861>>739742070https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/XF08gXVqVEfwfnqKE9jCkg/Hmm
>>739746256Anon can you start another thread somewhere else to discuss Hitman
>>739746135The discussion was on how there was no incentive to use stealth. Hitman was brought up because it's pretty much the same; it's much faster to just run in and shoot your target without ceremony, and yet stealth is the fun part of it. Try to keep up.
>>739741627holy fuck you people are retarded
I've not boughted it becaue the price is insane but will get it on sale. However I've been telling people for years that this is going to be a white boy summer simulator and low and behold it is. It even includes Moneypenny sitting in her cuckchair grooling whilst pretty boy Bond BLEACHES a poojeeta. Why are the chuds mad? It's like being mad at GTA6 when it's very clearly going to be a TND sim.
>>739746367Stealth is fun in First LightWhy do I need an incentive other than having funGo post about Hitman somewhere else
>>739746404
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1779818552962374.webm
>>739746265Such an antagonistic retard
>>739746108In Hitman’s case, you can completely ignore the mission stories though, and the tracker for them is one of the features you can turn off. The only real reason to do them is for completions sake and find out different ways you can manipulate the target’s routine. In First Light, the game feels very much designed around the mission stories to the point you can’t ignore them. It’s not like in Hitman where you can pull an autistic speedrun strat to kill the target in seconds and complete the mission in less than a minute because most of the missions aren’t simple “assassinate the target and escape” missions like in Hitman.
>>739746404Theresa Lorca is not Indian.
>>739746405That was most likely the point. Well done.
>STOP TALKING ABOUT HITMAN!!>STOP COMPARING IT TO HITMAN!!>MAKE YOUR OWN LE THREADS!!>YEAH THE DEVS THAT MADE BOND ALSO MADE HITMAN SO WHAT???This is how that desperate shill itt sounds like lmao
>>739746527Go post about something else now
>>739746537Why would IO shills not want more attention to their other games?
>>739741435Hopefully the game is modable, wanna remove all the jeets and niggers.
Yeah everyone who has been talking about this game has been dealing with you Hitman faggots shitting up every thread for months already, we're all done dealing with you
This is now a Hitman: World of Assassination™ thread.How is your Freelancer™ campaign going anons?
>>739746529Maybe not but she is hagmaxxed with big milkers and flat chested Moneypenny has breast envy.>>739746657I just don't enjoy freelancer despite true 100%ing the trilogy. Sad.
>>739746617Cope retardYour shit movie game will always suffer the comparison against Hitman WoA
>>739746609I'm sure you'll invent some mental gymnastics to reconcile that one in your schizophrenic mind instead of just.....going into another thread and posting about something else
>ITT: anons so mind broken by porn and excessive anime proportions they have no concept of what women look like. Many such cases
>>739746617This is IO’s first non-Hitman project in more than a decade. That combined with the espionage theme and the fact its on the same engine, it’s going to invite comparisons.
>>739746657Such an insane map lineup after these years, huge payoff
>>739745196>just one example of countlessHow curious that you conveniently can only talk about the one example that every shitposter uses and only makes sense out of context. Almost as if you haven't actually played the game and just want to shitpost. You dumb trannies really aren't as subtle as you seem to think you are.
>>739746712They're so mindbroken by games discussion that they see the marketers living in their walls
>>739741435SOUL
>>739746657Just replayan' some Sapienza KINOSOVL as we speak
>>739741529Looks like my ex
>>739746731It was clear from the jump that this is Uncharted and I've had to explain dozens and dozens of times that this game isn't Hitman and therefore doesn't have Hitman disguises, Hitman assassination missions or other various Hitman mechanicsBecause it's not fucking Hitman
>>739746695Freelancer is admittedly a different experience with different meta from the main campaign. The main campaign is pure stealth, whereas Freelancer change from stealth to action between missions depending on what payout objectives you roll.
>>739746820
>>739741627> Nooooo! You have to go out into the desert to see the rocks with your very own eyeballs and then handcraft the textures for your game with that inspiration (one time use per texture.)> Of course I buy my milk from the shop.
>>739741435>clown red lipped tranny>triangle skull negress>big headed hag in "granny" bikini>titless russian chink>>739741487>>739741529who gave you your opinion?>>739741538unfortunately true
>>73974677267 xD
Real James Bond>seduces women in order to advance his mission>they give him valuable information, become turncoats and even sacrifice their lives to help himnuBond>is constantly distracted by women>gets bossed around by women>almost sacrifices himself to save womenThese things are not the same. nuBond should rightfully be reprimanded, if he seriously endangers the mission just to flirt with a random woman.
>>739747151The real James Bond falls in love with and goes to rescue a female spy that was sent to trap himJames Bond was in love with Vesper Lynd for the rest of his life btw. Fake ass fan
47 would make ZoomerBond cry and shit his pantsStealth mogged by a bald genetic freak
>>739742140>>739741627average /v/tard iq
>>739746315So you are retarded. You could just admit you replied automatically without understanding the context of the posts, but you instead decided that doubling down on your retardation was the better idea.Why are you like this?
Love seeing /v/ try its hardest to claim this game is wokr when it's anything but.>>739741774It's Hitman+Uncharted. If you like either genre and Bond youbwill most likely enjoy it.
>>739747305This but unironically
>>739743860she isi love hags
>>739747298>The real James Bond falls in love with and goes to rescue a female spy that was sent to trap himDid he effectively eliminate an enemy by seducing her? Yes or no?James Bond is a male Black Widow. He uses his seduction always in accordance with his overall goals. He never gets compromised by lust.
>>739747483Ironically he gets seduced by Elektra and almost killed by her, only escaping by pure chance on her part. And even then he still has feelings for her.
>>739747483Is that why he always wants to fuck Moneypenny? Fucking fake ass fans flooding these threads I swearJames Bond is horny, it's that simple
>>739747305>>739747434This literally sounds like a "my dad would beat up your dad" argument a 12 year old would make.
>>739747675James Bond has no equal when we're talking about agents
>>739747595Yeah, sometimes he meets his match.>>739747607The women he seduces are almost always extremely fucking helpful. He is not just horny. That would be irresponsible.
i miss when you could just play video games without all this bullshit
>>739747607In the films, Bond and Moneypenny are always flirtatious and have banter but there is never any explicit romance between them (except Skyfall, maybe?).
>>739742906Yeah I noticed that too, they made him look slightly more rugged and masculine than his soft-faced real life self. He's also apparently a manlet in real life while Bond is supposed to be like 6'0 in the game.
>>739741529How racist do you need to be to not find moneypenny to be super beautiful?
>>739747675>argument a 12 year old would make.Lots of /v/ posters are barely older than that, so there.
>>739747758I'm watching Goldeneye right now and he's extremely overt with Moneypenny saying "what would I do without you?" and she says "James, you've never had me"
>>739742967She loves to watch and that's probably the best part, you just know she gave herself a rub watching Theresa and James
>>739747754Blame streamers. That’s the reason games have these legal disclaimers now. Reduces the risk of stolen footage/content.
>>739747905as if I need more reasons to hate them
>>739747826Yeah... which proves my point. They're always a space apart and never come together.
>>739747789I am pretty fucking racist and I want to have sex with cute Black and Brown women, especially Miss Moneypenny
>>739747483>He never gets compromised by lust.Anon that's literally Bond's defining character trait, his weakness is beautiful women. The World Is Not Enough has the main villainess manipulate Bond into unintentionally helping to advance her plans by using his attraction to her for example. That's why it's supposed to be a shock moment when she boldly tells him that he wouldn't dare shoot her and he still ices her without a second thought.
>>739747958>he always wants to fuck Moneypenny>yeah but they never didWhat a genius. She's the one keeping the distance, not Bond
>>739747483>He never gets compromised by lust.It's like you've never seen a Bond film.This >>739747979 is spot on. Every other film there's a moment where Bond gets with a girl and she betrays him right after.
>>739747826>he's extremely overt with Moneypenny saying "what would I do without you?" and she says "James, you've never had me"Which is supposed to be her playing coy and hard to get whereas in reality she's almost constantly wet for James while he doesn't really care. Die Another Day makes this even more obvious.
>>739748102She's not just playing it, she's living it bruv
>>739747595>ElektraShe was incredibly hot to be fair.Also is unironically one of the best Bond villains
YOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>739747979>>739748078He is a male Black Widow. Even if his masculine lust is expressed as protecting his mate, instead of trying to devour them like his female counterpart, the Black Widow, his lust is still often very dangerous to the women he is with. That is why they all often die in almost every single movie he is in.
Nice, I like games that show you the VRAM as you're setting up.
>>739748156Have no idea who this guy is but that NPC by itself was a bit on the nose and cringe, cameo or no
>>739748156Does he shoot you through walls?
>>739747979>That's why it's supposed to be a shock moment when she boldly tells him that he wouldn't dare shoot her and he still ices her without a second thought.Isn't that proving anon's point though? Bond may have lapses in judgement but when it comes down to the wire he will always carry out his duty. He's supposed to be kind of a psychopath and in the Fleming novels he outright hates women and only views them as good for fucking and dumping. Vesper is supposed to be an exception to the rule and he never makes that mistake again.
>>739747979THE WOOOOOOOORLD IS NOOOOOOOOT ENOOOOOUOOOGHBUT IT IS SUCH A PERFECT PLACETO STARTMY LOVE
>>739748167It's not dangerous to be with him because he's going to kill them, it's dangerous to be with him because it's dangerous to BE him
>>739748156I knew there was something off about this interaction I just couldn't put my finger on what it was.
>>739741435crazy how 007 looks identical to the kcd protagonist, but apparently they facescanned another actor
Why do games do this? Ruining a perfectly fine menu screen with ads..
This board is beyond compromised. Least organic release I've ever seen. Fuck Amazon.
>>739748395That's a very common bong phenotype.
Lara Croft is gonna have a new boyfriend soon
this shit was quite good
>>739747595Elektra was my first movie crush.
>>739748490I hope the IOI trilogy will work in adaptations of Casino Royale and other books, maybe this one too?
>>739748448I'm sorry the shitposting from the first three days isn't working any more as people are actually playing through the game and its white man adventures.
>Zoomer BondMoonraker was more convincing.
>>739748664Sure, Long Rajesh
>>739748252The original argument was some anime poster claiming Bond always goes around manipulating women like a sociopath. But as we have said it's more the other way around, as his weakness puts him in dangerous situations that he must overcome. It's part of the thrill really.
>>739748581If vidya Bond continues with sequels, I wouldn't mind them tackling the Tracy/Vesper plot when he's in his 30s.
>>739748852Yes bro, they need to do Casino Royale at least a little bit and it would be a perfect slam dunk IMO
>>739741435safe horny wokeslop
>>739748279The primary reason he sleeps with any of the women is because he wants intel or to get closer to whatever terrorist or criminal he’s been sent to kill. Sure he might be occasionally sad about it for a few minutes, but he’s also gong to be of the mind of, said person shouldn’t have been working with sleeping with terrorists and criminals
>>739748581Forever and a Day is set in the 50s after the original 007 dies.
How many chapters does the game have?
is there any gameplay in dis game ? every time i check someones stream there is like nothing happen or they are hiding in a closet
>>739748904>safe hornyIt's T for Teen like literally every single 007 game ever made.
>>739748581I highly doubt IOI is going to be doing any adaptions at all. It's pretty clear that this Bond is its own thing and they are crafting their own video game universe for this version separate from other ones.
>>739748993Go back to Fortnite, it's more up your alley.
>>739747979Also in Spectre and NTtD Bond essentially quites his job to be with Madeleine and mopes after she leaves him. The only reason he rejoins MI6 at all is because she is in danger by proxy of being his lover and mother of their daughter.
>>739748904No, it's totally a white man's game and everyone in this thread was up at 4 in the fucking morning gushing about this new AAA product that totally doesn't look like every other AAA product released in the past 5 years (down to the fucking menu >>739748403). It's not woke at all
>>739748993>gameplay is only when I’m attacking someone Who let the subhuman tubelord audience onto the site?
>>739749072How is that a dunk?
>>739748993how old are you? genuinely curious.
>>739749030I'll be fine with that too, but they'd be wise to really keep the strongest source material close at hand when they have 007 in his prime instead of thinking they can reinvent the wheel. Especially knowing that the franchise they are working on has a long history of book adaptation
>>739749236The fact that you don't think it is proves the point
>>739749247Don't click the discord link Timmy they want to show you their "collection"
>>739749092>didn't capitalize White
>>739747429>handler is a black wamen>boss is a curry wamen>trainer is a black guy>bond is a yankified s()y sipper>all the bad guys are white men
>>739749236Idk. I like fortnite.>>739749147That's not what I meant. It was framed in a shitposty way but truth is I just don't enjoy stealth games that much. So I hope to see more shootbangs.
>>739749273Whoever enjoys this castrated movie slop couldn't even get through a single match without crying and looking for accessibility options and a difficulty slider
TECHNOLOGY
>>739749315what do your coworkers look like
>>739749351Okay, and I want the other more important 80% of gameplay to take more precedence over the combat subsection. which it does. Good game good
>>739749351>I don't like sneaking so let me look into this espionage spy thriller gameKill yourself
>>739749416I kind of stop for a second whenever I see something like a mirror. I really don't know how something as basic as functioning mirrors became lost technology.
>>739749304yes im a trans groomer from the delta rune discord. you totally got me
>>739744116>MumbaiLawyer
>>739749483>>739749490It’s amazing how many retards thought this was going to be a shitty corridor shooter where you only blast people with guns. From day one they said it wasn’t going to be a shit game
>>739749483This is a stealthbro vs actionbro debate. So there is nothing else to gain. Enjoy your stealth game, bro.>>739749490Fuck you bro. Uncalled for.
>>739749351You literally do not need to do stealth. If you are in an area with a bunch of hostiles you can just go full fists/guns and that is pretty fun since Bond has a bunch of environmental moves which can absolutely trash the room you are in. The thing is that Bond will go down quick if you are overwhelmed and dies in like 3 to 4 hits on normal.
>>739749571Anyone who thought it would be anything but Hitman with the occasional Uncharted setpiece is a retard.
>>739749315>handler is a black wamenAnd she's my gf.>trainer is a black guy And he's ultimately a bro with a kino death.>all the bad guys are white menDon't look up the ethnicity of Blofeld, Grant, Goldfinger, Largo, Scaramanga, Stromberg, Drax, Kristatos, Orlov, Zorin, Koskov, Whitaker, Trevelyan, Carver, Elektra, Renard, Le Chiffre. Mr. White, Greene, Silva, C or Safin.
>>739741723>Last night I James Bond burgered your sister
>>739749614>you can take a more guns out approach>but bond goes down easily so be carefulNow that is a more interesting pitch to me.
I think it has a really great balance of the stealth sandbox espionage infiltration stuff and the action and setpieces and climbing and adventuringIt's all there, I just wish there was a bit more on the bone. The enemy AI is retarded and it would be great if it wasn't. The combat is fun but there should be a skill tree or something for unlocking deeper options. There's a lot of things that can be done in a sequel and that's what I really see here, a solid base to jump off from
>>739749624But /v/ is full of retards
>>739749351Play Blood Stone, that one is a straight TPS.
>>739749708You can do it when the situation calls for it and because you can easily get overwhelmed, stealthing around and picking enemies off, luring/distracting/comboing and using the environment simply brings variety to the encounters. You might start with a bluff, sneak by a bit, then spring a trap, activate this or that to draw attention, there's a basic set of approaches that you can mix and match inbetween the rooms. Stealthing through an area and using the bluff before you hit takedowns is a lot of fun and I've never seen another game like it
>>739741974Cressidabros...
nice movie game you got there
>>739749957Cressida will return...
>>739750010Well yeah it's 007Show him dying to the tutorial fight
>>739749957Hope she becomes MI6's Oracle.
>>739749957>>739750065We demand the Cressida 004 DLC NOW
>>739742394the FUCK is wrong with her eyeballs?it's not seated properly in her eye socketfucking 3d riggerniggers had one fucking job
>>739750010What level of downs is this?
>>739741627>It's okay when E33 does it
I for one like how this game has utterly mindbroken S*ntheticMan because he can't find anything genuinely woke about it by the time Bond fucks a third woman so he limits himself to crying "that's how they get ya! They pretend to make a white boy summer game but trust me, the woke is there!" while failing every single stealth section.
I just don't like the idea of kid-Bond
007 was always a movie game
>>739750396Sumrak it's 8:30AM, don't you have classes to go to?
>>739750429Everyone is a kid once. In his origin story from the previous 20 years of films, he was adopted by MHe was literally raised to be 00 since he was a child in the previous interpretation
>hey kid you wanna play james bond if he were a soiboi?I dun git it...
>>739747151
Are they going to make her the Bond girl that Bond marries and they kill her off during their honeymoon? They have the same name.
>>739750542Sure, but I don't like seeing him as a kid. I want mid-30s Bond.
>>739750487Why did you post a pic of you
>>739750587Bond is 26 in this game, If IO does a trilogy, if this game even does well enough to justify that, then he will probably be 29-30 in the next game and early thirties in the last one.
Just did the intro. The main theme is pretty good.
>>739750396Dude achieved genuine lolcow status about a year ago.
>>739750010where is he looking
>>739750713It's catchy
>>739741435ikiha not that great desu
>>739750713The way it transitions from Bond blowing up the entire base into the opening song is great and feels right at home with the series
>>739750396whomst?
>>739750396>while failing every single stealth section
>>739750663He looks like a high-schooler wtf
>>739750713it also isn't too long which is good
These shills threads are really blatant.
>stop having fun!
>>739750396>>739750860he's fucking terrible at vidyawhy would anyone listen to him
when is this game set? modern day?the bio-metrically locked guns suggest so
>>739751034>terrible at video games but is a loudmouth belligerent about themso /v/ personified?
>>739741435It's flopping, stop cope
>>739750396Ban all e celebs Deplatform all streamers and content creators Pass legislation to revoke any and all possibilities for them to make revenue
>>739751071Smartphones everywhere didn't tip you off?
>>739751071considering Bonds absoulte lack of masculinty it would have to be post 2010 for sure
>>739751071It's specifically 2026.
>>739751073nah I'm good at games
lmao cucked on reflections once again
>>739751195I thought Bond was an Veteran. What war did he fight in 2026?
>>739751071Set in the modern day just very embellished in the tech that is available
>>739751073Literally, yes. He's literally a retard that takes every /v/ shitpost deadly seriously.
>>739751236>>739749416
muh culture war
>>739751256He's typically considered a naval commander in other media. He's only really at the start of his military career in this game though. Literally just an aircraft crewman during the opening prologue
>>739751236Every other mirror in the game has perfect reflections without rtx and you pick a single tiny one thats only in a cutscene for like 2 seconds.
>>739750396Because " woke" is now baked into society and culture and the media. For example Moneypenny is a black girlboss with an annoying modern cunt attitude problem but whereas these things seemed ridiculous 10 years ago now they are just seen as " normal". I pity anyone born after 9/11.
>>739744016what a fucking idioteven if it's only fan theory that "James Bond, 007 is just a codename assigned to whoever qualifies for the role at the time, and when they change actors it's because that 007 actually died off-screen, between movies, on a mission" it's still better than>He's Pierce Brosnan now, get over itlike, what do people expect, for them to ghoulishly resurrect the face of Sean Connery and CGI him into this game?
>>739751353It's bait especially when using the TWD examplehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/YyxIB0YNTAI
wait a minute.. that man
>>739751437Kevin O'Leary!? Did you lose weight!?
>>739742774> Moneypenny, is now a flat chested, badly dressed mixed race womanHoly shit just like my real gf, buying this now.
>>739750396>being bored out of his skull is being mindbroken according to jeet shillsDude goes out of his way to shit on the sloppy gameplay and you shills keep deflecting from that. Pathetic.
>>739750396>there's nothing woke about 90% of MI6 being women and browns
>>739744663They're pretty sneaky these days to be fair
Just started playing and man i missed these moviegames, much more enjoyable than rollslop
>>739741627to be fairdesert rock formations can only be so muchlike grass for instance, grass can only look like one thing
>>739751648Seriously, we used to get games like this every year and I just want to see more of themI mean, remember Sleeping Dogs?
>>739751543No one's expecting world class gameplay revolutions from a licensed movie IP game, anon. Stop looking for novelty and enjoy the quality that's given to you.
name my band
>>739751756yeah hoping we get some more announcements for these type of games soon at NOT-E3. and if not at least i'll still get Gears later this year
>>739751648It's pretty fun for what it's worth but I do reckon some parts of the main campaign might be a bit of a drag on replay (as with most games that have forced walking/movie game sections).I hope they flesh out the VR challenges/missions because the ones I have tried so far are all pretty basic and really easy>>739751797The game isn't really a movie tie-in though. That's like saying Everything or Nothing is a movie tie-in even though it wasn't released in conjunction with/to meet a deadline with the release of a new movie
>>739751256The war against racism. He arrested over 100 englishmen for tweets saying they don't like islam.
>>739751362>reddit opiniongo back
this controls surprisingly well
>>739743220Accurate depicition of UK high streets. Shops shut years ago, no new tenants, so to save face they put up pictures of shops so it seems less dead.
>>739751808The fact this random one-off profile shot of all the recruits has them posed up like a character select got a laugh out of me
>>739751939Yes but when was the last time we had a genuine gameplay revolution, never seen before stuff that changed the industry? Why would you expect it from a Bond game developed by IOI.
another successful operation agents, well done
>>739751968that was the complete opposite of a Reddit opinion. Nice try though, shill.
>>739744245Thats just how he looks.
>>739752262that was the quintessential maga redditor opinionyou're a joke
that was fun - just boys being boys
>>739752496the training was fun
>>739752448>quintessentialohhh baby learned a new word oday? How about you tell me what is wrong rather than just making stupid comments with no substance. Just admit you're a frog in a well and you have never seen the ocean.
>>739745136Becuse he is James Bond. Have you seen any movies? He bangs a villian chick.
>>739752496That training sequence was legit surprisingly next gen. Not in terms of graphics obviously but the seamless transitions between different scenes was the kind of stuff I was expecting to see in every game of this gen ever since Cerny went on that hour long gloating session about the PS5's SSD speed back in 2020.Apart from Rachet & Clank Rift Apart and now this game is there any other game that does this? It only took 6 years for a 3rd party dev to take advantage of this tech...
>>739752724>reddit tourist is impressed by a 14 letters wordeh, can't say I'm surprised
>>739753070> retarded shill doesn't understand sarcasm enjoy your slop, mate
>>739753016>That training sequence was legit surprisingly next gen.
>>739741529>trannypenny
I liked the two bond liars we got. The last level where you don’t have gadgets and have to actually don’t shit to take down enemies is fun.
>>739750769Both ways. He's about to cross the street
