Why the FUCK don't you own a Switch 2 yet?
>>739741663Why the fuck would i buy either?
>>739741730/thread
I wouldn't buy a deck OLED at its current priceBut why in the fuck would I buy a console that has what, 0.017% of games on the deck?
>a reddit repost>of a thread that's already made if a reddit repostMan, yuro hours are truly some of the worst.>>739739612https://www.reddit.com/r/NintendoSwitch2/comments/1tptlm4/its_cheaper_to_buy_a_switch_2_and_every_exclusive/
consoles are inherently a humiliation ritual and at this point you might as well wait for a node shrink if for some reason you need a handheldin fact your phone will be able to play pc games thanks to valve's work
>>739741663where are the games??
>>739741842Honestly I'm waiting for a stupidly cheap handheld purely for home streaming with Apollo/Artemis or whatever
>>739741810>But why in the fuck would I buy a consoleThe words after these ones were extraneous.
>>739741905You're completely right, what can I say at this point
>>739741730>>739741780>>739741810>>739741825>>739741842>>739741845The damage control has already started. The steamies fear the plumbler
>>739741663>it's cheaper to buy a Switch 2 and bunch of bing bing wahoo nintendoslop ages 3&over party games than a handheld PCYeah it doesn't surprise me
>>739741948where are the games
>>739741948Still no answer to why i should buy your faggot console
>>739741948more like i'm repulsed by itwhy the fuck wouldn't i want the fine control of a computer? what's the point of having a console if i don't need your tard training wheels?
>>739741948>"I'm not buying anything here">"Well I'm not buying anything either">FUCKING STEAMIESChrist the mental impaired
>>739741948Dude, shut the fuck up. What in the everloving fuck is the damage? Soulless losers on reddit will continue complaining more?
>>739741663Nintendo shills are desperate lmao
>>739741995mentally*
>>739741663steam deck can play almost every game ever released for freeit can also run games from consoles, almost all of them too if you compare numbers of playable / not playablebtw I hate the deck, but nothing nintendo did after the snes was actually good, it was all downhill from thereremember a platform is only as good as the games you get to play on it, so yeah the n64 is shit compared to the ps1
>steamies ah, its paid shills
>>739741948I love how tendies show their true selves but during pc good news they pretend to be pc x nintendo allies
>>739742060>during pc good newsThis exists?
>>739742047Don't you need to spam more waifu threads with big asses, nintendo pajeet?
>>739741845Right there anon. 7 games. The switch 2 has 7 games. They're bragging about the fact that the switch has so few games you can buy them all for under a grand
>>739742060>during pc good newsthose are over
>>739742092getting to play almost every game ever released for free is a level of good news consoles will never have
>>739742098deflect some more why don't you
>>739741663Playing 60fps fire emblem hereCry, nintentroon
>>739742102>7 gameswhy should I consider hyrule warriors, mario tennis, and mariokart switch 2 exclusives when the earlier entries do the job sufficiently?>>739742152That isn't news though. On that front the news is mostly shit since everything is frontloaded with denuvo these days and maybe they remove it later
I'm glad the board is dying. I hope you retards are proud of your contributions in killing it.
>>739742238Because consolebabies will gladly buy the same game again you see. Consoles are not like PCs where you can just download whatever game you want to play, they need the same game released again to buy it again at full price
>>739742060disney adults aside the news we have:>Deck price increases>No RAM availability and promised price drops are bullshit at least til next year>To make up for it we'll get chink backdoors>Nvidia/Microsoft/Apple/Anthropic/Google/OpenAI/whatever big company you can think of actively trying to fuck every single human being in the planet with a rusty rake, same with this conglomerate of big ugly fat bastards that will rape your wife and laugh at you>DIY PC market dying and manufacturers no longer finding a reason to continue in the business of midrange components>Half of PC game releases that aren't indie are now coming out with Denuvo>Nvidia doesn't give a fuck about gaming GPUs anymore, AMD is selling garbage that's only good for linux>Nobody optimizes their shit, more people justifying vibecodingThere is absolutely nothing but bad news. I don't see the good news here. Care to actually point to any good fucking news you goddamn yokel?
>>739742238>why should I consider hyrule warriors, mario tennis, and mariokart switch 2 exclusives when the earlier entries do the job sufficiently?b-bbecause there's another set of very interesting characters from the mario universe added to it like goombella's second cousin and rosalina but black and my mom also
If you're poor, buy a used PC. If you look hard enough, really old PC's are basically free. Anything made in the past 15 years is fine, but grabbing anything with a Ryzen cpu (even an old Ryzen 5 1600) is better. As for GPU's, just buy any sub-$100 GPU made in the past 10 years. There you go, poverty gaming. You can play all but the most crappily optimized Unreal5-slop.
>>739741845>>73974210217 exclusives actuallySwitch 2 exclusives:>Mario Kart World>Donkey Kong Bananza>Kirby Air Riders>Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment>Drag x Drive>The Duskbloods>Fast Fusion>Splatoon Raiders>Metroid Prime 4>Mario Tennis Fever>Yoshi and the Mysterious Book>Pokemon Pokopia>Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave>Pokemon Legends ZA>Orbitals>Pokemon Winds & Waves>StarfoxAnd more to be announced
>>739742640I mean yeah, technically "you can play" in the sense that you can run those non UE5 games at 24fps on 1080p upscaled from god knows whatEven my 6600xt struggles with some shit
>>739742758your 6600xt plays 99% of games out there just fine. I hate how people are disingenuous about "needing" an RTX 4090 and 32GB DDR5 when it's only a handful of games that need that (for 4k resolution, raytracing enabled, ultra settings)I'm not excusing the fact that new PC hardware is becoming unaffordably expensive, this is terrible for days to come, but you have agency for the time being. Video games have been stagnant enough that a PC from 2018 is still a powerhouse today.
>>739742683You can play metroid 4 in switch 1, even steam deck >More to be announcedAlso coming to pc
>>739742969Lack of optimization is not stagnant. Games may have been touching a ceiling visually speaking for years but their requirements don't just magically lower for that reason. The deck is precisely a good machine that will highlight precisely that for anything that's not indie (by indie I mean not basically AA but trying to paint itself as indie). Some games even 2 years ago started baking in stuff like raytracing to the point where the visuals were just absolute fucking garbage without it because there's practically no consideration, and scaling methods have made it to where a game can visually look the exact fucking same as something released 10 years ago but run much worse because "well you can just turn on FSR/DLSS and framegen, why would we even bother".
>>739741663I don't play handhelds
>>739741948Valve fucking up does not vindicate modern Nintendo being absolute trash. Valve would have to fuck up a lot more than just this to get even remotely near as bad or as abusive and limited as buying into Nintendo.
>>739742347ACCELERATE
>>739742518ENTER
>>739741810>a console that has what, 0.017% of games on the deck?? quick google search says Switch eshop has 31k games to steam's 130k games, so that's like 25%,
>>739743360This?This shit.A fucking 1080p LCD monitor is getting you excited because of a refresh rate you cannot match with most games anyways. This?
>>739743461>steamThere are hundreds of thousands of games outside of steam though. Millions even
>>739741810Because you might like that console's games, the convenience, the form factor, and things like online play or playing witg friends family etc. If you aren't intereated in Nintendo's specific offerings then a Steam Deck or something else like a Wonder Swan may be of interest
>>739743461steam is a small chunk of games available on PC and playable on the deck (if you don't count emulation which is another whole bunch of them including all of those 31k games on the switch that is)0.017% is an overblown figure but consider every fucking day there's about 400 to 500 games uploaded to itch.io every single day.
>>739741663Congrats Steam Cucks, not only is the Steam Deck a piece of shit that sold like shit, Valve has just proven they are greedy fucks that are worse than Sony + Microsoft combined. And the icing on the cake is that you dont own shit on Steam.
>>739743645>reddit spacing. You have to to back
>>739743462yes
Even Moore's law is dead is eviscerating Valve. He exposed the fact that the Steam Deck going up so much proves that the people at Valve are drooling retards that dont know what the fuck they are doing. Even the curry-eating pajeets at Microsoft are smarter than those Valve dumbfucks. I'll say it ONE MORE TIME, Valve is going to be bought by Microsoft and Microsoft will then destroy them. Good riddance.
>>739743086>Also coming to pcHighly unlikely for the next 5 years
>>739743615>buy a $1000 console>with 4 year old low end hardware>to play vibe coded browser gamesThus is the life of a deckie
>nintendies backstab pcfags againEvery fucking time
>>739741663I am not mindless livestock
>>739743313
>>739744000No freaking way, Moore's law is dead is shitting on this? He's my favourite internet personality!
>>739744000Anon, it sold out in minutes at that priceValve could probably sell it for 1.5k, the retards buying decks are just as retarded consumer cattle as the retards buying PS5s and switch2s
>>739741663That just tells me that nuShitch has barely any exclusives.
>>739742683Don't count them before they even release, tendie retard.
>>739743645>Sony + Microsoft combinedUhhhhh no? Not even close lmk when you can play online for free on either console
Why would I buy a steam deck when I already have a decent PC
>>739741663Because it is a waste of money either way unless you're a Nintendo cumguzzler.
>>739744123>Anon, it sold out in minutes at that price
Yep. Nintendo wins again.
>>739741663I don’t have any interest in any of those games.
The icing on the cake is when Valve announces the Steam machine is cancelled.
>>739741663Just buy an lcd deck?
>>739741663Because Valve fucking up doesn't make modern Nintendo not complete trash. The S2 is still a locked down DRM box that treats you like garbage, modern Nintendo is still cancer that tried to patent basic game mechanics and sue competition, and their developers only seem to be capable of making series I used to enjoy into soulless cashgrabs for women and 4-year-olds.
sonygros in ruins.
>>739744204Worshiping a greedy fact billionaire who wants Ai to all fuck us over isn't healthy anon. Valve is a gigantic piece of shit and they will be destroyed.
>>739744246In the amount of time it took you to frogpost you could have just checked yourself
>>739744410
>>739744449why does valve have better refund terms than sony and nintendo?
>>739741663I do, fag.Now Nintendo needs to make some fucking GOOD GAMES.Splatoon raiders better be a hit. Because MKW and Banaza a SHIT.
>>739744468See, I told you Steam faggots are retards. LMAO.
>>739744494Don't you need to make another agpeach thread?
>>739744526Australia forced him to.It's why Gabe seethes every time we're mentioned.>but surely the consoles would have to comply tooYes, but with only the standard rules, since Valve tried to con the government and pretend 'we don't actually do any business in Australia' for years, the high court hit back at them pretty hard.
>>739744526>Valve
>>739744621so why haven't sony and nintendo been forced to do so?you don't get to claim greed when they're ahead of sony and nintendo by more than a decade on that
>>739741663>and EVERY exclusiveThat's not the argument you think it is.
>>739741730FPBP
>switch exclusivesTendies assume someone not in their cult wants those? Quaint
>>739742683All worthless kidslop that's repulsive to anyone above the mental age of 15
>>739741663>Cheaper than a 1TB Steamdeck>1TB Steamdeck>1TBWhy the 1TB version?>>739741730Also this.
>>739742060A tale as old as /v/
>>739744750Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft all comply with Australia's laws.Valve tried to get around it and then argued that they don't actually do business in Australia so aren't under Australian jurisdiction. The high court thought poorly of that and in 2016 found them guilty of violating Australian Consumer Law, as part of their punitive measures, they have a higher standard for refunds than is normally stipulated in ACL.If they'd just played by the law in the start, or even just started complying after the initial infractions and played dumb, they'd pretty much not have to provide full refunds unless a game was actually broken (change of mind is normally allowed to be store credit AND have a restocking fee... - Valve specifically aren't allowed to do either)
>>739744997so sony and nintendo are legalistic pieces of shit that give you the bare minimumand you praise this?
>>739741825This guy (the same one who keeps posting things like "erictranny", "you were raped", "PC vegan", etc.) is basically PICREL incarnate. His goal is to make /v/ an unpleasant place and thus drive people away.
Lets celebrate the fact that Valve (a company that is objectively garbage) killed itself in the hardware market.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6MNow who will try to enter the console market next?
>>739745067I'm not praising anyone, just explaining why Valve had the implement their refund system and why it must by court order (in Australia) have slightly more consumers rights than just ACL would provide.fwiw, I game on PC anyway and praise gaben for funding dxvk and gamescope.
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>>739741663Lol. Le meow even. :3
>>739745328>Sharty memes
>>739741730
I have a Switch 2 and only two of those games interested me enough to buy.
>>739745359OVERONETHOUSANDDOLLERINOOOOOOS
Deckies lost and got raped. Remember when they were pushing the Steam Deck as the Switch killer? lmao
>>739741663Not into tendie shit
>>739741663Nintendo fanboys will never ever understand how much superior the colors and visuals are on a OLED. They will die on that LCD hill.
>>739745928I agree, but lcd is serviceable (Nervous chuckles in 512 sd lcd)
>>739745928They've had an oled switch before the deck was even a thing retard
>>739741663>we have reached a point where buying a goddamn Switch 2 is the market equivalent of buying a 3DS in 2012We are in the worst timeline.
>>739744000>>739744123this is why people shouldn't listen to these armchair CEO youtubers, especially these autistic 'hardware' youtubers who think normal people buy tech by looking at a spec sheet
>>739741663>It's cheaper to buy a couple of McDonald's burgers than a good steak Yeah we are aware low quality thing is cheaper
>>739745328>Steam good news>HELLO HECKING BASED PC ALLIES, DONT LET SNOYS DIVIDE US NINTENDOCHADS AND PCCHADSReminds me of how the totk shill had to make up a boogeyman because he wanted to avoid comparisons with Elden Ring
>>739745928>Nintendo fanboys will never ever understand how much superior the colors and visuals are on a OLEDOLED has been a standard feature in phones since 2014
you know how I knew that gaben wasn't my friend? he didn't show up in my friends list when I made my account...
Nintendo won and steamies are having a melt down and I love it! Kill all peecee vegans!
>>739744574>Stage 1: Denial
>>739748835nintendo won by selling their tendie drones humiliating ewaste
>>739744645I own my steam game thoughbeit
>>739747275>$450>cheaperNo one remembers the 2010s anymore, it seems. This shit is outrageous, I remember the PS5 Pro's launch price of $700 looking like a cosmic joke and now it's borderline normalized. I WANT TO GET OFF MR BONES WILD RIDE
>>739744494You wanted an answer and I gave one."Other corporation bad, PLEASE buy my garbage!" doesn't work.
>>739741810To play Nintendo games. If it isn’t on Nintendo I just play it on my laptop/desktop.
>>739750437You can just play those on your pc too, nintendo marketer
>>739752642Not these
>>739752795Why not reduce the tiles lmao? This pic makes things look worse than they really are
>>739752960Consistency with that one month where four exclusives came out and to compare to the original
>>739752795Yeah anon I'm sure you can't run a fucking visual novelBesides you never see tendies talking about what they play online, it's always the same pic dumps threads
>>739753052?You literally can't run Switch 2 exclusives on PC. Someday probably but not today
>>739741663>Look at all these games you can get>Donkey Kong>Dragon Quest Builders but Pokemon>A shitty boring Mario Kart game>Baby game>Air Riders but you forgot to include the cost of online Assuming its not dead at this point>Another Warriors games>Another Tennis game but with reused assetsSwitch 2 is still more overpriced that the Steam Deck is.
>>739741663Deck has free online and way more games though
>>739752795Thank god, we don't need more garbage on the steam store.
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>>739741663I own both :)
>>739741663And online play? What does it cost?
Steaming pile of shit deck lost Nintendo won
i don't give a shit about Nintendo games. They're not good. All those games are worth nothing to me.
>>73975332149.99$ a year which is surprisingly cheap compared to other subscriptions for what it offers you.
>>739741663THATS the Nintendo exclusive lineup? Looks really pathetic when laid out like that. That was supposed to be Nintendo's strength. Certainly isn't hardware.
>>739741948>picDidn't this guy have a melty because nobody bought his crappy 3DS shovelware?
