Hey, Tav. Care to see a magic trick?
>>739791750>The look he gives you before he eats your enchanted equipment
>>739791750https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC_yL094FjM
Gale was kind of my bro in my first playthrought of bg3, but things just kept being weird, I wanted him as a friend but he kept getting physically close to my dwarf paladin and that made me really uncomfortable, there's a few times where I was scared to be unintentionally be romancing him
>>739792303NO NOT THAT KIND OF MAGIC
i have 500 hours in bg3 and i always, always play as a girl
>>739792421>Be nice to him because he's a bro>He says he wants to fuck youWhat do?
>>739792421Played this co-op and got to see this play out, funniest thing in the game. Got whisked away and everything
>>739792696Has your egg cracked yet?
>>739791750I am a great magicianYOUR SEXUALITY IS GAY
>>739792696I like the Nyl blender video with this girl and i usually hate futa...
>>739791750No Gale, I do not want to see your dick again.
>>739792696I really really want to be Shadowheart here haha
>>739791750Dammit, just because you call it a magic trick doesn’t mean I want to watch you fit your hand under your foreskin again!
>>739792696This but cyberpunk 2077
>>739791750Gale is a cool guy. A close second to Shadowheart IMO.
>>739793572Rape victims often develop Stockholm Syndrome.
>>739793572This. Although I find Shadowheart a little overrated. Still both better than Astarion in my perspective.
>>739791750keep your gay to yourself, magick manwe can be bros apart from that
>>739791750>go back to camp>illusion of gale standing in his place>tells me real Gale went that-a-way and wants to speak to me>uh ok>cut to player character sitting in a field staring at the stars fingers entwined with Gale talking about feelingsI am a victim.
>>739794001this shit pissed me off. what a faggot
Party is The Dark Urge, Lae'zel, Shadowheart, and Gale. I would use the other characters on occasion if the game didn't make swapping them out so annoying but at least there's a mod for that, but Karlach, Astarion, Wyll give extreme B team vibes compared to the other 3.
WHY CAN'T I ROMANCE ORIN
>>739794585she's broken beyond repair
>>739792750>Ascends to godhood>Does nothing for mortals
the weave
>>739794001Yeah that doesn't happen in the game. You are not 'fingers entwined' or anything of the sort unless romanced. Did you romance a man, anon?
>>739794815Mystra.
>>739792696Daz3d and blender trannies will never know anything about proper lighting and how to make it look good. These niggers should kill themselves.
>>739794646>Link her to nightsong, making bhaal unable to kill her>Bind her completely so she cannot escape>Spend months, years using illusion spells/ mind control spells and sermons on herShe can be, you're just not willing to do what it take
We must play as Gale and have him get fucked by the bear to punish him for his mass rape.
>>739792696>shadowheart is cure in game>3d porn artists absolutely ruin her body, body language and facial expressions
Thankfully they changed it so you have to be the aggressor in order to romance him it was annoying being locked in to romance him the first playthrough
>>739794517>get the slayer after gleefuly murderfucking skullraping that useless rug muncher suicidal bitch isobel and then remurdering the rest of the inn>it's shitgayest fucking shit since anal sex
>>739796439It's nice in honor mode because Orin doesn't get it IIRC
>>739794585anon she's ovaries deep in bhaal.
>>739791750>I can make my dick disappear
>thought he was going to show me his awesome ACAAN routine>end up getting gapedGreat game design.
>Say yes>Got raped by a gay man
You all doth protest too much
He's based on George Michael for a reason. Gale? More like Gayle? Magic? More like mah dick.
>>739794728honestly that's a positive result given the recent "Mortals becoming gods and vice versa" fucky wucky that happened earlier. Besides even prissy gay Ilmater worship just ends up martyring you at some point to some lunatic cyric cult or Dead Three plot #294928385493289489435849502458450. If it wasn't for the fact that druids aren't as good at healing I'd say dump gods in general and starve them out in protest. god knows even their boss would probably agree considering every time Ao turns up its to call the gods shitty.
>>739796801Mmm Bacon suit. >>739797206Given this guy, I assumed someone at Larian either looks like gale and is a self-inserting fuckwit but I'd also buy that.
>>739791750>Hey, Tav. Care to see a magic trick?>does something gay
>>739797206Who’s Asstarion based on?
>>739798002Probably partially on Neil Newbon. Same face shape, but different features.
>>739792421I liked BG3 a lot, but the romance element makes me laugh. It felt like every single character was lining up asking for sex at the Act 1 after-party yet I didn't realize I had apparently agreed to fuck Gale until people started disappointingly telling me I had already made saucy plans with him.
>>739798664I didn't get to bang anyone until like 90 hours into the game in act 3.
>>739798739Wyll doesn't even bang youBang order actually goes>Lae'zel (very easy) - raise her approval and she fucks>Astarion (easy) - raise his approval and he fucks after you deal with the druid and goblin autism>Minthara (easy) - side with the goblins and she gets horny>Karlach (medium) - do her side quests and you fuck her in act 2>Gale (medium) - raise his approval and stay on his site until mid act 2>Shadowheart (hard) - date her and stay with her until you're balls deep in act 3 and then you get off-screen sex>Halsin (medium) - raise his approval but you need to do his quest and keep playing with him for a bit to raise approval, act 3 only>Astarion again (hard) do his quest balls deep in act 3 and don't get the sweet sweet +2 str potion to continue the romance
>>739798002RDJ
>>739792750>Gale sees the dead three, mortals that acended to Godhood and ended up making life more miserable for all mortals while being complete jokes to the other Gods.>"That wont happen to me :)" Bro..
He sure did.
>>739791750Wait a second, that's not a magic trick... That's anal sex!!!
>>739794728I mean why would he, he is the god of ambition after all.
>>739791750NO GALE, NO, PLEASE TAKE AWAY YOUR DICK ALREADY AND GET READY FOR THE ACT BOSS FIGHT, FFS IF YOU DON'T STOP, I TELL THE FROG TO CASTRATE YOU
