WHAT'RE THOSE
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I'm enjoying this game, and I'm glad it makes /v/pol mad.
>>739795507Sex with Moneypenny
>>739795507is this a reference to Get Smart or The Dark Knight?
>>739795507>>739795634>>739795672>Please buy our game
>>739795705From Russia With Love reference
DAMN JAMES, BACK AT IT WITH GUCCI STABBERS
>>739795507
>>739795507https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5LDJTlEUYE
I am not having a blast.
>>739796320You're absolutely pathetic
>>739795935my Bond face
>>739795507so why do they say "you earn the number after getting 2 kills" but I have killed somewhere between 150-200 men now and they still won't make me an agent until the story ends
>>739796320this is what being terminally online looks like
what even is the point of james bond after the cold war? how is that franchise still running and why?
Vietnam showed a hint that there could have been a decent game under all the shit they let get in the way of them making one.
>>739796712This one is about Bond taking down Not Elon Musk and Not Grok.
>>739796759I don't know how it could have been any more obviously a Palantir standin
>>739796759really need all those gadgets to deal with an overweight 60 year old dork?
sex
>>THIS GAME PROBABLY SUCKS DICK I WILL NEVER PLAY IT<<what would it cost to install switchblades into the toes of my boots? and who would provide such a service?
does this game just not have anything going on? all I see is screenshots of boring shit
RnD come up with some amazing stuff
mommy Moneypenny
>>739796901durrrr durrrrrr durrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>739796986feel free to prove me wrong
I for one like how this game has utterly mindbroken S*ntheticMan because he can't find anything genuinely woke about it by the time Bond fucks a third woman so he limits himself to crying "that's how they get ya! They pretend to make a white boy summer game but trust me, the woke is there!" while failing every single stealth section.
>>739797041>durrr nothing is going onPlay the game yourself you pathetic shitposter
>>739797068no, I'm not buying your game
>>739797067I would rather get my teeth kicked down my throat that watch one of those fucking fags
>>739797086It's already crackedThere's no reason to be here if you're not playing the game, shitposting rat
>>739797118the answer is still no
>>739795507Pretty cozy game. Like a slightly less brainless Uncharted. Gotta say I'm impressed with the melee combat for a cozy linear action game. It is quite good for IO. If we get this level of interactivity for melee in the next Hitman it will finally achieve perfection. Enjoyin gleaning back with my steam controller to play this one.
>>739796901>>739797086>>739797136do you people really have so little going on in your lives you spend all day going into threads about games and being negative for no reason whatsoever?
>>739797153Hitman with this combat system would make me shoot cum. I doubt they would ever make 47 so capable in a straight up fight but it would be very fun
>>739797067he's also so bad at the game lmao
>>739796609Fleming didn't actually come up with the "two kills required for 00 status" thing, the movies did. In the novels the 00 concept was introduced in Casino Royale and in Bond's words it meant you've "had to kill a chap in cold blood in the course of some assignment" - singular. Bond's status was awarded to him because he killed twice in fulfilling assignments. The double-kill thing isn't a requirement, just the circumstances under which Bond was assigned Double-O status personally.In Live and Let Die the 00 number designates a past killing - this falls more in line with the real-world practice of the Special Executive Service designating Agents who had passed lethal take-down training with a 0 prefix during the war. It's not until Moonraker that the 00 number designates a licence to kill. After that the novels are ambiguous about whether a 00 agent's licence to kill is unlimited or authorized only on assignment. Accounts vary in Dr. No, Goldfinger, and The Man with the Golden Gun.
>>739797197tell you what, I'll play it if you bark like a dog for me
>>739796930close enough, welcome back detective lowry
Moneypenny pusssyyyyyy
>>739796320I just cringe at the hours spent on anti-woke culture war compilations. I'm sure the pay could be much better.
>>739797232>had to kill a chap in cold blood in the course of some assignmentso it's not even specifically a mission target, just a kill in the line of duty?I always thought it sounded a bit weird. Like that would be a reasonable requirement to becoming an assassin but 00 agents always seemed to do more than just killing high value targets. I am obviously not the most knowledgeable Bond fan but I liked the explanation of why he got 007 the game gave. and thanks for your explanation too
>>739797153yeah the melee combat isn't as bad as I thought it would be - my only gripe is that enemies stand around too often mid-combat and grabbing is super OP
>>739797067Why do people even watch retards like him at all?
the voice acting is really good
>>739797410retards watch retards, that's the entire business model of let's play
>>739797463Morgan from TWD is really good in it
>DSP likes ithaters LOST
>>739796759Based.
Absolutely fucking hilarious how often these people instantly die in the very first encounter
Thoughts on nu Q?
>the entire training sequence and fight afterwardYeah, that was kino. I think anyone whining about this game is some sort of malding tranny.
>>739797652People don't realize how fast Bond can go down. It's like 3 to 4 hits even on normal.
>>739797685he's pretty chill. more chill with Bond's antics than I remember other Qs being
>>739797719The robots kill you in 2 hits
>>739796930lmao
>>739797685He is clearly gay and I didn't much care for himUntil this scene. Now, I'd say he's really good. Best Q in a long time.
>>739797652why do people arch this rat? he's terrible at anything that isn't WoW.
why do people say they hate quips and then love this game
>>739795935>these are the chuds attacking the gameSo this is why they are so mad at women kek they get no pussy no shit you're ugly as fuck
>>739797802Q stands for queer?
>>739797821I can't figure out why a guy would name himself AssMongoloid and spend all day calling game trailers gay, and I have even less idea why a human would choose to watch that. The world is full of mystery
>>739797823because Bond has been quipping decades before Marvel quips were a thingchrist you zoomers are retarded
>>739797746I got the impression that he might have been more exasperated in the golden age of 00s. Since he has a conversation telling Bond that he had been a breath of fresh air to greenway (and by extension MI6)
>>739797232Huh. Interesting. The "license to kill" was such an iconic part of Bond's macho image that I would've guessed it was part of the concept from the beginning.I guess the Moonraker novel was quite early in the series.
>>739795734Yeah would be nice if yall bought it but I dont get paid based on how much of yall bought, just flat rate. So, if you're not interested, no need to buy it :).
the nightclub was ludokino
>>739797860Pretty much
>>739797715Congratulations, the game heavily drops in quality after.
>>739796320>this is what /v/ has been doing while I've been enjoying the game
Is this Hitman or something like Uncharted/Tomb Raider?
>>739797976nah
>>739798008everyone knows you suck cocks, Destiny
>Playing zoomer Bond>Best bro dies, surprised they killed him that early >Bond looks at the body>Does a cringe title drop, hits the griddy then leavesUh, bros? wtf was that?
>>739798017way more like Uncharted. Specifically 3
>>739797715You have now seen everything the game has to offer.
>>739797860Qareless
>>739798017It's a cinematic game like Uncharted, but you also get put into a small sandbox where you need to accomplish some kind of objective and there can be multiple ways to get there.
>>739798060I think you had a stroke, there's a boss fight that leads directly into a car chase there.
>>739797652what even is this ugly fuck's appeal?
>>739798017It's really neither, as far as the main story goes. No puzzles or platforming or anything like that. Think of it being something like Mixtape which is like a barely interactive movie. You do get 3 segments where you shoot or just have to crouch for a bit, but majority of the game (90%) is just holding a button forward. The real game is once you beat the game and go to TacSim (the online mode) which is basically Hitman.
bruh
>>739797369I guess you could argue that it’s an agent proving they know at what point it’s acceptable to kill someone in the field in wh are over circumstance they are in. They aren’t just killing every hostile, they are making judgement calls as to when and where it’s acceptable if that makes sense
Reading Casino Royale. Its kind of a slog. Plot is sort of meandering, and Bond doesn't really do anything but spectate. Are there any better Bond books to start?
>>739798008>can't even post a /v/ reaction imageIOI should get their money back
>>739797715>>739798148bot broken or just demented?
>Need a PhD to even play
>>739798175Any of them. Casino, both book and film, are boring as shit.
>>739797652Is that the shootout or just unarmed combat?
>>739796930>Bond, you need to get to the bottom of this druid business
>>739797310All that time wasted when they could just be making the chud giant tiddy game of their dreams
>>739798186some dude is gonna continue copy pasting that phrase because acting like a literal bot is hecking hilarious and a great way for a poor brown to pass the time
>>739797976>>739798068>go to q-lab, see all the gadgets, pick a watchYeah nah. Not interested in your tranny doomerism.>>739798186One of you pathetic cucks is malding, so now you are desperately trying to manufacture some "it's le bots" narrative. It's really quite stupid, as you'd have to be to get invested in shitting on a mundane game.
>>739798008So true Xister! own those chuddies!
>>739797275The fuck is she doing away from her desk?
>>739795560I feel like making the retarded bait post and then deleting it and then replying to it and then posting an image of the whole thing in this thread only to be ignored is kind of sad, so I'm giving you a pity (you). Hope things get better for you.
>>739798314Took you long enough to edit the picture, tranny.
>>739797652streamers are so dumb
>>739798295Chud don't create they only destroy and do the bidding of their billionaire masters.
>>739798314Which watch strap did you choose?I took the grey one on the far right
>mfw I'm enjoying being a young dashing super spy whom women lust afterWas this my true calling all along?
>>739798372Mald>>739798416The one with the single gold stripe down the middle
>>739796759>>739796804I just looked this shit up on Wikipedia and it's really funny>MI6 was using fucking ChatGPT to predict who was a traitor and where a terrorist attack was going to happen>the machine didn't actually work because it's a fucking LLM, so the billionaire that owned it simply framed the people it named as traitors and carried out the terrorist attacks it predicted were going to happen so the machine would *look* like it could predict the future>M is a jeet woman (which at least explains why she chose to put ChatGPT in charge of national security)
huh
>>739797391>my only gripe is that enemies stand around too often mid-combat and grabbing is super OPI was worried about that but so far (I didn't get to play more than 3 hours) I haven't really experienced that. I can be whaling on some fag or have them in a grapple and the other guys will hit me without much forgiveness. It is a significant step up from AssCrud and even Arkham games IMO. But I'm playing on Purist difficulty so that might change how aggressive they are.>>739797217>Hitman with this combat system would make me shoot cumSame anon. I really hope they consider it. Even if 47 isn't as effective that is fine, I'd be fine with how interactive the NPCs are with the world/surfaces/items/etc when you fight them getting in. It is so fucking well done! Better than most games that have a similar system.
>>739798416Same
Which watch strap did you choose?I took the grey one on the far right
>>739798509>which at least explains why she chose to put ChatGPT in charge of national securitythis part made me laugh too. feels so on the nose at least one of the writers knew what they were doing
>>739797652>literal who>sucks at not-HitmanGo figure.
>you get to BE james bondWho came up with this money-making idea?
>>739798061>>739798112>>739798128Ah well, I was actually craving for some Hitman, dammit
>that fist fight with Monroethis is peter griffin vs the chicken lmao
>>739798630then go play Hitman
>>739797897>uh it's actually good because it's always been badlol, ok
>>739797217>I doubt they would ever make 47 so capable in a straight up fightHe's a test tube super soldier so he should be. He can already fistfight pretty much anyone, I have to assume it's so simple and quick in hitman is so players don't bitch that a qte taking too long is what got them killed.
>>739798779fuck off retard
>>739798779go be retarded somewhere else
>>739798367kek it really is obvious. I have no idea why the fuck /v/ is so obsessed with believing literally every single positive post ever is marketing.
>>739798529a grapple and some environmental interactivity is all that was missing from all these combat systems. I've been saying it for years and I'm just happy to finally get a new one. Like Arkham and Sifu are fine and good, but missing that extra ingredient. Last game I remember having anything similar was Sleeping Dogs, and it's what makes The Warriors the best beat em up ever made over 20 years later.
>>739797463I refuse to believe that when the VO in hitman was so terrible.
Bedbreaking sex with moneypenny
>>739797410I genuinely hate the term and how fragrantly it's used but Syntheticman is a 100% unironic grifter. He literally just parrots generic /v/ opinions and then shills his own videos here constantly because he knows who he's pandering to. He spammed his shitty RE4R video here constantly.
>>739795734>>739795705>>739795507It's from From Russia with Love. Both the film and the book. At the end the smersh agent kicks him with shoes with poisoned blades hidden in them and he gets stabbed in the book because Flemming was considering ending the book series but then he changed his mind
>>739798827>>739798834angry because I call out your hypocrisy? go appeal to more traditions lol
>>739798797I mean because they want Hitman to remain a game about stealth and disguises, and if the player becomes too capable in combat there is less reason to engage with the stealth mechanicshe is absolutely capable enough from a lore perspective
>>739796320>this dude literally rifled through hundreds of screencaps to try to make the characters look unattractive as possible>when he couldn't, he just made the images of their faces smallerkekaroo
>>739798745what do you think I'm doing? I'm waiting for a sale
>>739797502Ah fuck I knew I recognized Greenway. Yeah he's great. I love his interactions with Bond.
>>739798961you can already punch the world with no issue, being a master of melee doesn't make bullets hurt less and that's your incentive to not be seen
Would MI6 really send in someone from the flight crew to scout that mission if everything went upside down?Wouldn’t that person be a security liability if they got captured and extracted for information?
>>739799097As opposed to who? Everyone was fucking dead
>>739797463>webb is margit/fourchenault
>>739799097he didn't have any information to be extracted. if anything he was perfectly expendable after the rest of his crew died
The Bond movies are the source of all (You)r sexual fetishes and tastes in women, think about it.
>>739796712the end of the cold war isn't what killed Bond. most of the books and nearly all of the movies are about spectre which is an international terrorist organization instead of smersh which was like russian CIA. the internet and CGI killed Bond. go watch the old movies. like a decent part of the films and like half of the text in the books were about showing off whatever country they were filming in and having like gypsies dance or showing a parade in barbados or the skyline in tokyo or hong kong or whatever other exotic local he went to and then the other half of the movie was car chases, flipping cars, men using jet packs, swimming with sharks, 200 guys fighting under water for 20 mins 400 guys taking over fort knoxit was all like stunt spectacle which doesn't work now because it's all CGI jeet shit
my nigga Q drinkin that Japanese whiskey
>>739796320>cressida>not attractiveYou're a complete fag>>739797391Yeah, melee basically boils down to parry->grab->knee strikes->body charge->grab and repeat ad infinitum, still fun though. Also this game had some sort of stability issue where it's ctd after playing with graphic settings or might be issue with me running w10>>739798709Monroe IS your bro, sad that he died since he's the one actually believe Bond in the first mission
>>739797067M being an Indian woman is objectively woke. Bond's mentor being a Black man is objectively woke. Low hanging fruit woke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HfgBD4kKu8
>>739799152oh shit
>>739798509>simply framed the people it named as traitors and carried out the terrorist attacks it predicted were going to happen so the machine would *look* like it could predict the futureI want to say this is really stupidBut intentionally starting a war between Britain and China just so CNN could get exclusive rights to do news coverage of it was also really stupid
>>739799196thanks for that spoileri mean it's obvious but still - use spoiler tags
>>739799210go shill your channel on reddit
>>739799239To be fair it happens in basically the tutorial mission for the Hitman sections of gameplay.
>>739799235bond plots have always been stupid, but it's the entertaining kind of stupid
>>739799180this, bond was at it's best when everything was still done with practical effects and stuntman
>>739799152nice. glad he's getting more work .
why does the blond guy get all the OHMSS references
>>739799235>>739799297I would say this game's tone is sufficiently cheesy and campy for the dumb plot to work.
>>739796320Ngl, very pathetic my dude. perfect response from a frequent /v/ user
>>739799180The only 007 movie I've watched is Moonraker and that had shitty CGI
>>739799404Why didn't bond keep using his raygun from that movie in future missions? Is he stupid?
>>739798841Buy a fucking ad, you obviously work for Big Positivity with this shit ass post
When can we finally agree that 007 on the Gameboy is objectively the best 007 game?
>>739796320We're not buying into this shit anymore. Stay mad. This is the blast-havers era.
>>739799460Buy my fucking dick in your ass
>>739799404moonraker isn't CGI. it came out in 1979. It's also not the best example of a Bond film. Even when they were good they were inconsistent from film to film, especially when Moore was Bond. The popular ones are basically all practical stunts
>>739799514Too expensive for too short a product, just like 007 :^)
>that one shill ITT who loses his shit the moment anyone insults his new videogameI don't think I'll be boughting this game because there's an obvious shill campaign occurring this very moment
>>739797118>Hypervisor
>>739796320Hoooo doggies, you riled up the troons with this one! Good work, anon. Keep posting.
>Elden Ringwut
>>739797275this nigga cute
shill thread
>>739799663>i have a fetish for early onset grandmas settle down anon
>>739799404Moonraker didn't have CGI anon, the movie was made in the 70s
>>739799631
>>739799654aren't most of the Fromsoft VAs British theater actors? makes sense they would get other British vidya roles
I wanna play it but I'm not gonna pay $70.
>>739799703kek it's literally pic related.
>when the beat drops in the nightclub segment
>>739799695Hey its ok, I enjoy children too, no biggie we dont kinkshame here
>>739799704Yeah since ER and BG3 blows up, some vidya devs pivoting to brits theater as VA roles, ditching the murican one
>>739798212This is obviously 9/11. Fucking simpleton.
>>739798212this is like 8th grade algebra and I can't solve it either because 8th grade was 15 years ago and I forgot
How many chapters does the game have? I feel like 7-8 would make sense given the pace of them so far after just finished the first Hitman like level.
Is Syntheticman still seething that he cannot find anything woke about it?
These recycled comments and even pictures have convinced me this is a troon raid and nobody is actually playing this gameCase closed>>739800321>>739798514
>>739800385>these posts I keep copy pasting sure convinced me!ok retard I hope you find a video game to play instead of spending your evening like this
Hell, I got one of those.
>>739800385They’re definitely shills. Look back in the archives and you’ll see many of these posts straight-up copy pasted from earlier threads.I wonder if IOI pays more than Bungie did, or maybe it’s the same company and both of them contracted it.
>>739798367Allowing anons to delete posts and otherwise engage in post manipulation was a mistake.
>>739800456The fact that he instantly samefagged as well lmao. Literally babbies first falseflag
https://youtu.be/XK_rETOaiM4
sounds like chuds lost and are having a meltiefalse flagging as shills?
>>739798279post of the day
>>739798279
>>739795507Do you shills really need to shit up /tv/ with this fucking slop, too?
this is probably cringe af
>>739800760He's been copy/pasting posts he doesn't like to try and make the initial post seem like a bot all thread. See>>739800835 got to be underage cause nobody else would be this stupid to think that would actually work.
>>739800941its blatantly chuds seething and false flagging
>>739800807great level honestly
>>739800835>>739800941>>739801202samefag shills
>>739796320Someone spent over an hour making this btw.
>>739795507Dagger shoes can't you read
>>739800489Bungie uses Kurppa Hosk. You can usually spot any thread they make here on twitter first. IOI last I checked used Infinite Sales Group, but I'm not sure if they do the shitpost level work.. But it's tricky with them as there's a spammer company called IOI ventures. and a singapore chinese spammer group called IOI Gamer, neither of which are related.
>>739801580take your meds chud
>>739796320why did this piss off so many fags
>>739801289yeah there are heaps of ways to do it too
>>739796320Imagine being so desperate to anything to call woke in this that you literally make up a ghost
>>739801852It didn't piss anyone off from what I'm seeing. If anything it incited pity on the person who made it.
>>739801908it really is this picture personified
>>73980027810
>>739801502and he got a shit ton of replies for it, so it worked, he got his daily dose of attention he can jerk off to
>>739796815> She gets crippled and her BF Monroe dies> You get that mission where Bond goes back to their apartment (before he gets ambushed)> Devs locked Cressida's room but left Monroe's opened so chud gamers wouldn't sneak in and try to sniff her panties and also they ambushed 007 so we don't question anything about Cressida's room being lockedI would sniff everything in that room if I were 007 and that moment might accidentaly sniff Monroe's cum stain on her bed tho
>>739796320Man, you REALLY riled them up with this one. The truth really is the most powerful weapon.
They kept Bond White, but it was so painful for them that they made every other single character diverse in order to make up for it. Knew they couldn't get away with race and gender swapping 007 anymore so they just swapped every character around him instead
>>739796320Based as fuck! Keeping posting this in future threads for instant troonseethe.
>the tranny shill is a sharty proxyfagKEK
hows the performance
>>739802019>>739802059U-U-U-Uh, wokesisters…? I uh… heh… I think that maybe one of you might have… *g-gulp*… used the same… USED THE SAME LINE!!!! FUCKING DELETE IT NOW NOW NOW BEFORE THEY CATCH ON!!!!
>seething about shartymindraped kek
>>739801908>you literally make up a ghostBut anon, it's the developers who tried to play off spooks in makeup as women!
>>739798948The best part is, I genuinely think he doesn't see himself as a grifter. Retards like The Quartening know exactly what they're doing, but I believe SyntheticMan unironically believes the worldview he peddles and thinks he's the only sane man in the asylum.
STOP TOUCHING YOUR EAR
>>739801976huh I wonder if some of them are shorter than cuase I'm like 6 hours in after just finishing the 3rd chapter and I heard the game is like 15 hours long.
>>739798948>>739802237I told /v/ this would happen. People pushed too much on the anti-woke stuff and it only needed a few games like BG3, Marathon and 007 for people to start to get sick of it. Even that new Mina the Hollower game is full of anti-woke faggots in the threads.
>>739802439I don't see how anything in Mina could be woke. Isn't it about a cartoon rat? At least in all those other games you listed there could be an argument made, but Mina just sounds silly.
>>739802439>MarathonIs this really what you troons are steeping to, now? You might as well list Concord at this point, too.
>>739802506think of it this way:there are people here who argue for hours on end as their pastime. they legitimately do not play video games, they call people trannies here. I cannot and would not want to imagine what such a person is like, and it makes me sad that I can't talk about games here anymore. But I still try.
>>739802524DON'T YOU DARE HARM MY WIFE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>739802524>same expression in every shotthey really put no effort into that DEI grandma
>>739802213dat gap
>>739802587>there are people here who argue for hours on end as their pastime. they legitimately do not play video games, they call people trannies hereLiterally meI only do it though because gaming is shit now and there's nothing to play
>>739802729>dat gap>no gapsir your AI detection software is really off
>>739802506With Mina it isn't about the game itself, but the devs of it. There's the one guy who keeps reposting the screenshot of the tweet they did bragging about donating to BLM.
>>739801950So much so that I suspect that it's a plant. I'm a little surprised it hasn't been deleted yet for, you know having a literal nazi reichkrieg flag as it's background. There's plenty of people in the thread that I would think would be able to use the correct button for it. But if the dude honestly thinks that, then he's using that flag for a game about a British spy. That would be full retard even by pol standards.
>>739802796I think you need your eyes checked. Maybe your half a brain while you're at it.
>>739802948>legs slightly apart>WHOAAAAAAA LOOK AT THE GAP
>>739802506>>739802587The shitposting there is more about the devs big contribution to BLM charties. Not just a generic donation, but one to get criminals out of jail. There was also shitposting about their office closure, and barbecue grill. Regardless, it's obviously best not to sweat the shitposting too much.
>>739802986That’s what a gap is.
>>739802986stop posting
>>739803014No.A gap in such context is when her legs are close together and you can see through between her pussy and thighs, retard
>>739802213>>739802948>Tattoos
>>739803062just stop
>>739802948>no hips>fat people pants>gross leg tats, not even hot onesYeah, not buying this slop. Try harder next time, shilly.
>>739803128>tumblr furry thought he'd really get away by complimenting her nonexistent features as a way to simp for the gamelmaoing
>>739803137>fat people pants
>>739803169you've lost the plotgo play a video game
>>739803062Why do I even come to this website
>>739803128>>739803046Technical precision when describing waifus can never be too precise anon. Pic related. >>739803229Close the window. It's better for you really.
>>739803062literal porn addict
>>739803295This picture is really transphobic and goes against all virtues of First Light starring James Bond 007
>>739803062why am I laughing so hard at this bob and vagene ass post
>>739803295let it go broyou goofedget over it
>>739803229Because you’re a friendless tranny desperately seeking validation from fellow reprobates for spending $80 on a shit moviegame? I’d say leave but we both know you’ll be back here tomorrow.
>>739797067Moneypenny being black is the only thing I've got issue with. I didn't like it in the Craig films and I don't like it here. Other than that I like what they've done with the game quite a bit.
im liking it well enough but it tries too hard to be hitman sometimes instead of just being action game schlock
>>739803378>no replyHit the tranny deep in the feels kek
>>739803373I'm a completely different anon. I don't even like thigh gaps. Hell, I really don't even fap to humanoids anymore. But I fully expect it to go to bump limit or until someone gets jannied like the thread about how flat something needs to be to count as a DFC.
>>739795507Those are clearly brown not black.
>>739803529>I'm a completely different anonuh huhnext you'll tell me you just go to this thread this minute
OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE FO THAT QUANTUM COMPUTAH INNIT
>>739798279nice
why is M a poo
what the fuck is the part where he turns down a gun and says it's "not really my style"like I have been blowing fuckers heads open the entire game but now he doesn't like it? I thought he loved killing
The shills aren’t even trying this time around. There’s one thread on the catalog and it’s just a few liberals weakly circlejerking each other and reposting junk from previous threads. At least the Maratroons kept it up for a while. This is pathetic. Nobody gives a shit about this game and clearly rightly so.
>>739804120if the shills aren't trying the why are you obsessing over them?
>>739802948what do her leg tattoos say
The truth is that companies are pandering to non-whites because whites are globally decreasing in number because they aren’t having any children. It’s just business. So when are you starting a family you pathetic pieces of shit. Either do somethinng about it or stop your endless crying.
>>739804319You don’t want to know (it’s about niggers)
>>739804356Without knowing the actual words, I somehow doubt that
>>739804323>So when are you starting a family you pathetic pieces of shitWhen they get off their asses and give us waifubots with a womb force 3000 already
>>739802948it might not be >>739803295 but it is indeed still a gap
>>739796320Free troon shill seethe generator. Absolutely epic
>>739802012>>739802057>>739805008you can stop samefagging
>>739795507>>739795705>>739798951
>>739800321Rent free. CHUDBUDS were laughing at woke garbage and glitches every 3 seconds while watching that movie
moonmoon is so fucking bad at this game
>>739805276it makes more sense in the book. she's trying to assassinate him so the knife shoe is just a way to inject him with poison
>he didn't pick the movie poster
>>739795705>>739795787>>739798951Nolan is a massive Bondfag and those shoes in The Dark Knight were a reference to Bond
>>739805569I picked the movie poster but the painting was hanging during the assassin fight
>>739805590Tenet felt like Nolan trying to do a discount bond movie except it was the worst piece of shit I've ever seen
Why is the tutorial over 2 hours long and theres more cutscenes than gameplay? Normal difficulty was a mistake its basically like the batman arkham games except once in awhile you have a gun. Lots of forced walking segments cuz ur a spy blending in i guess. Im having fun, only in the 2nd (i think) level with the pirate stuff though
>super AI can't tell what language Bond is speaking
>>739805627a subhuman iq midget like you wouldn't understand Tenet
>>739805638if you've ever played an action game before change the difficulty to hard. even that is pretty easy overall
>>739805638the devs literally said they wanted you to feel like you're playing a Bond movie
>>739796930>m16 developed micheal jacksons stage tricksDEEPEST LORE
>>739805658Chat is going to GPT as usual
>>739797275god id lay pipe into her and whiles shes passed out drop her off at the unemployment line
>>739805682I wish Bond worked for a big floating gun like in Weapons
>>739805682hee hee
>>739799193still baffles me that there is legit "nigga whisky" as a real brand>they changed it to nikkaPUSSIES
>Gets saved by a woman 3 timesTime for James to pass the torch.
M seems kinda shit and not just because she's brown. She seems legitimately retarded.>trusts Bond even after ruining a recovery op>gives him a million chances to do whatever the fuck he wants>fucks up her first new 00 recruit mission>trusts an LLM to predict all terror threats like fucking Minority Report Precrimeshe is just flat out terrible at her job.
it completely slipped my mind that Ian Flemming was born in 1908
>>739805890my sperm will survive in her tight ass
>>739805569In my defence, I was trying to get into Cressida's pants.
>>739805658The AI is also very personable.What is the purpose of an AI having a small talk during the mission?
>>739799209>British people being jeets and blacks is wokeNo, it's realistic. You probably would love it if there was a game set in Japan and the NPCs were all white people?
custom cover
>>739806146If there's First Light then that means there's Final Flash?
>>739805890>cant understand the word "biologically"grim
>>739805627Inception was the first time he went "they won't let me direct Bond so here's my knock off version"
>>739806146>sequels in the trilogy will be called Second Light and Third LightBravo IOI
>>739795507>"They are shoes james. Turd worlders often wear them indoors for some reason."
>>739795507Is this like uncharted? I fucking hate uncharted
>>739806531YesGo away
>>739805795kek
>>739795507Did you no watch the best Bond movie, From Russia With Love?
>>739806146alternate cover
>>739796320holy shit you got so many wokie (((you)))s!
>he's still replying to himselflmao
>>739806531I actually liked Uncharted but I wouldn't touch this slop with a ten foot pole
>>739806768Yet here you are bumping the thread
>>739806870CorrectYour point?
>>739806870with tears in his eyes
>>739806584those movies before danial craig? fuck no, unc, that shits ancient.
Is it true that this shit is 720p on base PS5?
>jaboody dubs in the clubI'm drying laughing
>>739806250>>739806460I'm thinking we need some more classic Bond-ism in the sequel titles, Tomorrow, Die, Gold, etc
it's crazy how little content tacsim has. I was expecting to at least get every major combat arena there with optional modifiers, but there's only 2. And the Escalations don't really work as well as Hitman. In that game they became puzzles of increasing difficulty. Here, I feel like whatever I did for the first round is more or less exactly what I will do on tier 2 and 3. I know they are adding more but having this tiny list at launch and only 3 outfits (one of which is broken) to unlock is pretty fucking gay.
This is how I learn they made a gay Aston Martin to go with the gay Ferrari and gay Jaguar
>>739807006It's like 900p and drops to 720 during big scenes iirc
mommypenny
>>739805664Alright, ill increase it if it allows me>>739805672Well they did a good job. I like the movie, I just hope theres more guns soon
>>739807225I thought it was cool
>>739807282I used to date a girl who kinda looked like her so I like her too but your weird ritualposting is starting to grind my gears
>>739807312pretty sure you're coming up on the first big gunfight setpiece once you reach Carpathian mountains
>>739807327Yeah because you're gay
https://youtu.be/vqa7bL1Q5zw
>>739797652All of the faggot Twitch/Youtube faggots are fucking awful when it comes to stealth games, regardless if it's "hardcore" or more "casual" stealthWatching those faggots "play" a stealth game is like a torture to meFor stealth games you should only watch Youtubers or Twitch streamers that are "specialized" in that genre, if you want to save your brain cells
>>739807417Buy an ad youtube nigger
>>739807406So liking an Aston Martin is gay nowHow interesting
>>739796320pretty based ngl
>>739796320based, trannies triggered
>>739807419>>739797652This triggered the PTSD I got from watching normie streamers play Hitman: WoA like it's CoD
>>739796320Based post. Should be posted in every James Bond thread too.
The game is way too short and really doesn't have enough replayibility It's a really competent action movie simulator, but the stealth in itself is really limitedI didn't ask for Hitman-levels of freedom, but a little bit more freedom would have been good
This image really made someone on this board so, so mad
>>739807829why, theyre all cute
>>739807948Moneypenny looks like a crossdressing twink
>>739807751I agree on all points. Hopefully that's how they expand it if they get a sequel, and don't waste too many resources on the vehicle missionsJust a couple is fine by me. I don't need to fly a plane or some shit nextAlso the finale should be on a space station
>>739807948Blind or brown?
>>739801992Monroes could be unlocked because you know. Then c said she still had stuff there so itd make sense its locked. Its not unreasonable to not want your flatmates invading your privacy
>only thing the marketers have for advertising the game is coomerbaitSad!
>>739798367It's an advanced marketing tactic to pretend to be a customer. And it's even more advanced to pretend to accuse someone of being a bait poster. Hope your game sells anon. : )
>>739807948Something something viral marketingSomething something woke woke woke
>>739807028funny shit
>>739795507Is that a reference to hecking KINGSMAN???
>>739808562What does that have to do with Marvel Rivals?
>>739808318>coomerbaitthey're doing a pretty shit job then considering how ugly they all are
>I'll take those oddsCHAD
>>739795560not sending their best
>>739809037AI BTFO
>>739809168>the solution to AI police state tyranny is for White men to go 007What did Hakan mean by this
>>739795507i had fun playing this, liked the combat, liked the guy playing bond, the only thing i dislike was why didn't bond go after the hot portuguese chick, i think the asian woman was fucking ugly
>>739808362You have advanced paranoid schizophrenia
>>739809037anyone else dig the fact they made him a royal navy aircrewman instead of a sbs/intelligence officer? nigga got a humbler background now
>>739809636>why didn't bond go after the hot portuguese chickHe bagged her though just like the pinoy receptionist at Universal ExportsThere are levels to Bond girls and it's usually the spy girl that gets his attention, that's how almost every movie goes
>>739809694>Look everyone, I'm projecting
>>739804120the ranjeet who fucked up and did >>739795560 must've been fired, and finding a replacement in such short notice that will work for so little without shitting himself is difficult, please understand the contract period is almost over anyway
>>739795507>Black patent leather>Clearly brown calfLiterally unplayable
>>739807829is top rigth and bottom left the same girl?one has cow tits and other is basically flat
>>739809929recommend we change "please understand the contract period is almost over anyway" to "you gotta understand the contract period is almost over anyway". appeals more to the target audience.
>>739809964top right portuguese biologist, bottom left asian spy/thief
>The only attractive White woman becomes crippledLmao, what a shit game. Nice subtle anti-White slop.
>Q compliments you the most when you pick the navy blue watch
>>7397982121864
Literally no one is going to talk about this movie game 2 weeks from now on.I don't know why people are pretending to be shills to get a rise out of people but it's honestly pathetic.
>>739796320Ok you know what? https://ioi.dk/careers/deai/queer-diversity This is a deal breaker. Fuck them. I kinda liked the game but I'm not supporting their cult.
>>739810274>pretending
objectively 007 movie ranking1) On Her Majesty's Secret Service2)Golden Eye3) License to Kill4)Casino Royale5)For your eyes only6)007 vs Goldfinger7)The man with the golden gun 8)No time to Die9)Moonraker10)Dr. No 11)From Russia with love12)The spy who love me13)You only live twice14)Skyfall15)The Living Daylights16)The world is not enough17)Tomorrow never dies18)Live and let die19)Diamonds are forever20)Quantum of Solace21)Spectre22)Die another day23)Octopussy24)Never say never again25)A view to kill
How did Britbong media get completely brownified in the span of 30 years since 1995, a year I can remember?
>>739810710Good list.
>>739808191We are not james bond, we play as james bond and our chud gamer instincts must be catered to (like sniffing Cressidas sheets)
>>739810812How did your mom shit out such a retarded person?
really great scene that's even better on replay to be honest, classic action movie montage
>>739795560>>739809117seethe, incel
>>739810317They have this ugly bitch on a bikini though so it's sexy and non woke
>>739810710>A View to a Kill lastI think you should dance into the fire bro
>>739810710Who tf has seen all of these?Which one will i appreciate most if i've seen all of the Austin Powers movies
>>739811392actually thats the part that makes me have special hatred to A view to kill. I FUCKING LOVE THAT SONG and the movie is ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>739811452Just watch Octopussy
>>739811231You have never had sex
>>739811534Proof?
>>739811231Check >>739811045
>>739801852No one's pissed off. The game is 100% chud-coded, handsome white man fucks hot blonde white women with blue eyes and bleaches a few cute minorities. Who would get mad at that?
>>739811652>hotMaybe for someone who has never had sex.
So what happens when Villenueve's 007 film is a 60-70s period piece? Is the sequel gonna be Zero Light so they can cash in on that?
>>739811652You get cucked at every instance. Cressida is in love with your bff even after his death and moneypenny cockblocks Bond from forming a relationship at every instance. By the time she's death most of the plot is resolved and there's no opportunity to sex any of the girls.
>>739811652nigga even the slut black hairy ass bitches with no dimples in the ebony segment of pornhub are hotter and i say this as one racist piece of shit who really dislikes colored people of color
just passing by and I have to admit, at least shills here actually attempt to assimilate unlike those failures from Ubisoft "leaks" threads. Fairly obvious still because to be fair, what can you do with FOTM, <30 hours cinematic game? The only winning move is to not apply to the agency in the first place, but man's gotta eat. I don't envy you guys-- sorry, 'folks', at least reading this thread is more fun than the game itself. Probably in few years I'll buy the game when it's on 90% sale just out of respect (pity) for you, hope you can still get a cut then.
>>739797821based takes, more relatable than most other streamers out there, you will also stop caring and stop believing that 'being good at video game' is a virtue and the only reason you'd ever watch someone for
How dumb do you have to be to think corpos would waste their time trying to appeal who 4chinners who don't even play games instead of normies and level headed gamers on other platforms
>>739811750>dude, niggers are actually hotter than blue eyed white women with blonde hair, okay???!!!Alright calm down Shlohmo.
>>739805627Tenet was kino tho
>>739811719>VillenueveThe Dune trilogy is such a fucking waste. 9 YEARS. NINE FUCKING YEARS. He could've made so much more kino but it's now wasted on some woke shit in the saharan desert.
>>739811882It has happened before, but the internet now is also very different from 2010-2015 when it was more blatant.
>>739811758><30 hours cinematic gameEVERY GAME MUST BE FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH FILLER I NEED TO DO AN ACTIVITY EVERY STEP I TAKE YOU CANT JUST HAVE A FOCUSED NARRATIVE DRIVEN GAME YOU SIMPLY CANT IT ALL NEEDS TO APPEAL TO ME AND I NEED SIDE QUESTS AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY WHAT IF THAT RANDOM NPC LOST HIS CAT IN THE NIGHTCLUB I NEED TO GO FIND IT BEFORE I DO MY SUPER IMPORTANT SECRET SPY MISSION OKAY IT WOULD IMPROVE THE GAME WHY ISNT THIS LIKE SOULS AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH
>>739796320lol the self inserted pajeet
>>739811982The game is filled with filler.
>>739811882This. /v/ is full of turd worlders or blackpilled turbochuds who hate themselves and the white race more than the biggest leftist to the point where they look at a 7/10 aryan white girl and say she's the uglier than some crackheaded obese nigger from the rain forest.
>>739797275For a black girl she is kinda cute when compared to the other black girls in other western games.
>>739810174>want to get a watch like this>this exact model cost 9,300€Fuck
KEKQUEAN MONEYPENNY GROOLING IN HER PANTIES WHILST WATCHING BOND FUCK A GIRL WITH BIGGER BREASTS THAN HER!!!!
>>739812065you only think that because she clearly is mixed, light-ish skin, blue eyes, awful hair and that stupid mole on her chin ruin it though...
>>739812065>black girl>cuteoxyMORON
>>739812065She looks Jamaican so it could be the Caribbean flavor
>>739797275>chuds will try to convince you that Moneypenny is just as ugly as Debra Wilson
Chuds are incredibly bad at picking the games they want to get mad at.
>>739807829Some of the girls in this game are cute. Guess the Chuds are having an effect on the industry.
>Objective: Knock Ellis out>you can throw him off a cliffUhhh
>>739810174Picked the far right one because all black/gray thingy
>>739798008Sydney Sweeney is still famous, this bitch is only remembered as the cunt mogged by SS.Also that is a normalfags meme, please leave and never return.
>>739812175>is just as ugly as Debra Wilsonliterally unironically if they modeled her younger appearance and gave her hair, she would be okayor they could just have her voice a conventionally attractive character instead of going for full performance capturemany game studios genuinely do not want black women looking like anything BUT thatthey WANT to shove unattractiveness in your face
>>739796320most of those women are literally attractive, and just don't look like anime characters.Are terminally online people okay?
>>739795507what ps3 game is this?
>>739812175you're faceblindnot surprising for an autist
>>739795507nice polygons
>>739812914retard cant read kek
>>739795507Not buying this slop, simple as.
>>739813023im drubnk
>>739795560That's clearly someone fucking with you
Incredible gameI could feel my heart pumping and my adrenaline rushing at this part, it was like I was really doing push ups
>>739795560uh oh, exposed jeet fecal metldown
>>739812159>Jamaicanwould be fitting
>>739813465I hate when games are unrealistic.Nobody can do this many pushups in that short amount of time.
>>739813216That's the most disappointing part for sure, they didn't stick the landing the way they should have at all. Close but no cigar
I haven't played it and will probably will get it later on saleI do love the nu Hitman games thoughDo you actually use any the funny gadgets they show off or it just rooty tooty point n shooty
>>739812386Most of the girls in the game are cute.
>>739795560FPBP
moneypenny a cute now
>>739798367kek bodied that freak
>>739796320go woke go broke
https://x.com/Sinnoware/status/2060226936715304983Ok, fuck you, game.
>>739813562Yeah really anticlimactic finish. Kind of disappointed with the ending.
>>739811652We're missing the MI6 receptionist
>>739813902But /v/ told me that woke games are always commercially successful...
>>739796842You would need an autistic shoemaker from somewhere in the warsaw pact or China who doesn't care about installing double felony into your shoes.>>739797067It's set in 2026 which makes it nigh-impossible to tell a compelling story because the reality of 2026 is a nightmarish niggerhell>>739797217>I doubt they would ever make 47 so capable in a straight up fight but it would be very funare you fucking retarded?47 wins every fight with the exact same 3 button QTEs, bond at least has a chance to be defeated despite it being a shittier bamham combat
>>739813902Brainrotted chud still posting his shitty charts like a brown subhuman he is?Yep, First Light has won
>>739813902steamdrones are not the target audience for this incredible game because it runs really poorly on their overpriced linux shitbox
>>739813902blackrock doesn't care about any of this, you lost, poorfagKeep watching those charts like a cuck while real gamers enjoy the GOTY
>>739813945>pajeet sloppy seconds while CHADroe NTRs you in the same apartment
>>739813902MODSJANNIESKAMALADELETE THIS
>>739813902ban steamcharts
>>739813902The game sold 1.5 million copies in 3 days, cope
Lol what happened with money penny? Last we saw she was bleeding out.
>>739804098Is having a stroke?Bell's palsy pixar ass face.
>>739813902put me in the ebin screencap
>>739814312>comes to fuck up your missionfuck this slut
>>739814435Every single woman in red ever
>>739813902AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH NONONONONONONO DELETE THIS DELETE THIS DELETE THIS NOW!!!!!
>>739813902Behold, the /v/irgin cope
>>739813902Holy obsessed
>>739814349She died.
>>739813902even bond considers these numbers his enemy
>>739796930looks like Control
Amazonians are something else>hello fellow chuds! Look this is totally not woke!>proceeds to post the same collage of brown characters and stone-jawed women in every threadYou should REALLY tell your L6 to have their L4 (because, like most Amazonians, they're too stupid to think critically or proactively) make another collage because it makes you all stand out like a sore thumb.
>>739813902Thanks for letting this game live rent free in your head, hopefully it was worth it to waste dozens of hours watching the line fluctuate in a healthy pattern
>>739813902/biz/ was a mistake, thanks for ruining my board, retarded asshole
>>739797259hehe
>>739807417>Got loicense for coca-cola, jaguar, aston martin, omega>Can't even get loicense from Walther for both PPK and P99Really makes you think
>>739813902>try not to post steamcharts for 5 minutes on /v/>mission status: impossible
>>739796320Why are White women included here?
>>739813902>muh chartsSo much for the republicansDon't look up how many shekels you pay to Israeli
>>739813902>all these (You)sBondfags are so easy to bait
>>739814564?
>>739813902SAAAAR DO NOT REDEEEEEEEM THE CHARTS
Woman boss and unlikeable black Moneypenny aside, I genuinely am having a blast. The shitposting failed to close my wallet on this one.
>>739795507Nostalgia bait.
>>739813902Retard, nobody plays story heavy games during weekdays, the peak will go beyond 100k this weekend
>>739813902The post that killed the shills
>>739795560babby's first falseflag
single player game btw
>>739815147Congrats, you just figured out that most threads on /v/ are made by mentally ill shitposters who argue with themselves for several hours in a row just to keep the thread on page 1
/v/ culture war threads are filled with most low IQ subhumans on Earth.
>DSP going into racism during his stream guessing what race Q would bewhites r so cringe
>>739815174IO has been doing this bs for a while
>>739815238>/v/ culture war threadsYou mean literally every thread on the board
>>739815227don't reply to me ever again, you peasant
>>739795560Sloppy job Mossad india
>>739815270Who cares about this irrelevant stuff, why aren't you mad about inoffensive minorities in our game? Don't you want to become the scapegoat which takes the blame for everything that is wrong with modern game industry?
>>739815293Long live the King
is it just me or does this look really bad? anyone got a pic of this spot? i havent liked the art direction of this game ever since leaving malta. shit colors through and through
>>739795560>blastI can't take this word seriously anymore, kek
>>739815589Uncharted 4 looks fire lowkey dope ong fr fr no cap
Goldeneye was the last good 007 game
>>739815589That's the problem when you purposely downgrade the graphics
>>739815850>implying the graphics options offer any scalabilityand no, it's maxed out
Why are they so low res
>>739815589This looks like an early access game from 2017.
>>739795507So that's where Lau forgot his shoes, now it makes sense why they weren't in k3.
>>739815704Uncharted looks better, even
>>739815927>manually placed smoke layers behind rocksnow that's sovl
>>739815880I'm referring to the devs themselves
>>739813465>doing a bharf
>>739815589Looks like Just Cause 2 with better foliage.
>>739815995understood. because of the PT implementation funded by nvidia they'd have an incentive to downgrade the base game's visuals.PT is at best a bandaid solution though. it won't magically make everything look better besides some things really close up most of the time. in cyberpunk path tracing only exists in a tiny radius around you and it uses fallback methods for distant stuff. in 007 the problem is mostly far ahead, so outside of crammed interiors you will not notice any difference
anyone here actually play hitman? did they reuse a lot of assets, surely they made a profit with 1,5m sales despite only getting 40% of the revenue.
>>739807751I agree. I think the maps are designed to give the illusion of open environments but end up feeling very restricted to corridors and in-game cutscenes, limiting player options in a way that only exposes how short the missions are. It feels claustrophobic and dated for a 2020s stealth game.
>>739816573Yes. Even some of the guns are reused.
Greenway really grew on me. Didn't care for Lorca, maybe a sequel will help though.
>>739816573Yeah, check out imfdb for 007 first light for example and you see that most of firearm assets are lifted straight from WoA
>>739807751Its needs more imsim elements. Like take eavesdropping. Right now you just go stand by someone get details. That's it, it's a walking sim. Instead it should be>Overhear that an important meeting taking place in a restricted area>Hide in meeting area and listen in>OR bug the meeting area or one of the participants>OR listen in with a directional microphone from afar with line of sight >OR hack a cctv feed and listen>OR capture on of the participants and interrogate them for the info
>>739816954Too close to splinter cell lmao
>>739816531>in cyberpunk path tracing only exists in a tiny radius around youIf that was the case, there wouldn't be so many discrepancies in this shot between lighting in the distance between these two.
>>739815589Its the water shaders. The boat wake is a 2d plane at an angle and doesn't interact with the water. The water waves seem incorrect and unphysical. There is no water interactions with shoreline. And the underwater shader has way too low light extinction, so you can see through the water way too far which just looks wrong.So yes, this scene is really bad. Its how you would expect that a level to look after a first prototype art pass.
>finish story>did the first escalation to tier 3 before bed>already can't be assed doing more
>>739817041Splinter Cell has none of that as a free form mechanic. You do some of that as a forced scripted action a few times. So its not the same at all. As it stands now, the stealth in this game IS exactly Splinter Cell Blacklist. Its just quickly sneaking around braindead enemies to do your Ubisoft takedowns.
>>739817129That's not the same picture?
Forget yellow paint and walking sections for a moment. I really want to know how "Walk to objects with yellow dot. Slowly turn them over in your hand while character talks to himself. Repeat until scene progresses" is considered a gameplay staple now.
>>739795507>Reusing Easter Eggs
>>739798797He's obviously meant to be good given the recent mission where you enter a martial arts tournament and you can beat every single other competitor, not as effortlessly as standard enemies but not hard either
I wish we had the Chess map and Vietnam maps in Freelancer mode.
