>put woman i want to have sex with into your game>it sells like crazyit's that simple
Blocky head shape
>>739820839One instance of sex is all it takes for gooners. Sad state of affairs.
>>739820839Why the long cheek? Haha
For me, its Gemma Chan
>>739820839>wh*te woman ass
>>739820839Are you a virgin? Because I feel nothing when I look at cg women. Like when I look at real women, I imagine fucking them. Are you getting horny at thoughts of just jacking off alone? That's pretty weird. And it's even weirder to share that with other people.
i want to facefuck the bitch in the red dress
>>739825647>this nigga can't imagine himself fucking a video game characteraphantasia moment
>>739822360Gooners are Virgos
>>739820839That's not Cressida.
>>739826060Why has aphantasia become the new meme term after 'cortisol' and 'dopamine'? The condition isn't a new concept.
>>739820839Buy an ad, fag. Not playing your wokeslop.
>>739820839>"put woman i want to have sex with into your game">The woman in question
>>739820839>literally the same OP image as >>739816483Hope they toss in an extra nickel, Rajeesh.
>>739820839
>>739827243Video game discussion is not allowed on the video games board. This, of course, is the politics board!
>>739827167Your question is a nonstarter because of the premise contained within your own follow-up.The viral aphantasia trending topic predates the "but I didn't eat breakfast" topic, which means it's at least over a decade old.
>>739822336uneven lower thirds.
>>739827512Yup. Get used to it, faggot.
>>739827542>"but I didn't eat breakfast" topicWhat?
>>739825391Did she pay to be in the game?Feels like a very random inclusion
>>739825391>Gamma Chanlmao imagine naming your daughter after the nuclear bombs and resulting fallout that caused your nations surrender and humiliation rituals that persist to this day. it would be like an american naming their son Vietnamwar Jones
>>739827243>Buy an ad, fag. Not playing your wokeslop.this thread encapsulated
>>739827843Facebook Groups meme or 9gag?
>>739820839>model a character in wearing a thong>don't give her a nice assWhy?
>>739827843Nta. Just browsing the main page. But just wanted to pop in and say: you know making/saving/reposting that image makes you look like a total pathetic loser, right? Like I actually laughed out loud when I saw it.Just thought you should know I guess. Maybe think about how even when you think you're right, people are still perceiving and judging you. You can't help but reveal things about yourself in the process. It's honestly embarrassing for you.Alright bye.
>>739826020Can't wait for the animations between her and the tattooed chick.
What would you like to see in a sequel, /v/?>Leiter>SPECTRE gets hinted at but doesn't get involved in the plot>Alec as one of the new recruits to replace all the dead ones, maybe hint at a possible future betrayal>Bring in a gimmicky henchman in the style of OddJob or Jaws>Oracle Cressida
>>739827843Is this really the best Muslim grifters can come up with because there's hot girls in the game
>>739829963>muh based anti-woke gameno ones falling for this tranny, eat shit
>>739820839wish they put those in real life
>>739820839you can literally install a tes fallout game and make the woman of your dreamswhat's the point of gooning to a random game ho?
>>739825391I thought it was funny that the people in managerial positions were black and brown, the engineers were east asian, and the field operatives were white
>>739831204>same number of bots in both gameswhat a surprise
>>739820839I love butts. Don't care for Bond though.
>>739825391looks like a Thai tranny, but I guess /v/iggers would be into that lmao faggots
>>739831590You seem to know an awful lot about those so called thai trannies
>>739827167It exploded because the average person falls within 2-4 and those that do are generally brainlets who do not realize that your average 5s are for more intelligent then they are.The think that just because they remember things visually, that everyone does. They dont realize that 5s dont "see" anything because their brain doesnt put as much importance on physical form as it does on everything else that makes something what it is. 5s and 1s have far more in common then they do any on the ones between.
>>739822360the thirst never diesI hope larry fink is paying attention, because the way to do dei successfully is you put the babe first, then have her killed off, and the real love interest played by debra wilson enters mid story
>>739820839luv me some nasolabial foldswomen aren't allowed to use fillers okay??
>>739825391This.
>>739831590Damn, looks like I need to go to Thailand.
>>739825391>is 43Asian hags are God’s gift to the world.
>>739833430lol
>>739820839kill yourself shill
>>739827815Gemma, not Gamma.
>>739829071Leiter's been hinted at.
>>739820839B-but sexism?
>>739820839>man face>fridge bodybro you need hookers.
>/tv/ thread on /v/
>>739835282?
>>739820839>coomer and money part ways you got played
>>739835648
>muh politics
>>739820839MUST SHOW ASS!!!1!!1!
>>739835853>lefties lose the culture war after a decade of wokeslop>UGGGGHHHHHH DO YOU CHUDS HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT POLITICS
>>739828068>he's not an BLAC enjoyerngmi
>>739835853>muh totally not political gameAdorable
>>739820839>the trope is on-brandWho would've fucking thunk
>>739828108Woman post, ignored Have less estrogen next time kek
>>739820839that body is well past its prime;hag-propaganda
>>739825391Gemma Chan has a white boyfriend. So does the actress who plays M.
>>739827843>Bond gets saved by a woman 3 timesIt's genuinely impressive how easily shitposters can lie through their teeth
>>739836014k pedophile
>>739820839I hate the illusion of ass. Women used to wear more sensible bikinis that didn't extend 8 inches above the tailbone.
>>739836157>bro has no idea what he missing by never experiencing hag sex
>>739827271thats a 10/10 in bongland and top 0.0000000001% fittest women in the USwatch your fucking standards incel
>>739836501
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>739833186>women dresses with some goofy ass shit with a fucking cape, heels, hair done, earrings, some tard power pose she trains in the mirror everyday after shower>dude in a white tee, sneakers and fucking track pants, probably just showered and adjusted his hair with his own spitYou know, sometimes women do have a point, but again, why the fuck do they do that? She'd probably look prettier without all that shit.
ironic shills try and court sales by pretending the game is based, not on any merits of the game being good or that woke is good. Simply trying to bait and switch.
>>7398208394 hour old thread and only 70 posts and mods banned >>739835650as expected, all hype for this game is fake
>>739837024>>739837057Kek cope
Those IOI Danes are so basedAmerisharts could never
>>739837219
>ignore /v/>enjoy games Highly recommended.
>>739837219>>739837297>a fridgebodied jeetYuck.
>ass, europe: :(>ass, gookland: :Olmao, /v/ is so fucking pathetic
>>739837416Ok, now try opening your eyes
>>739837416Worse... she's fr*nch...
>>739837497When browns are around, I keep 'em closed.
>>739835648Her tits look massive from this view
>>739837219>>739837297europe saving video games, one game at a time
>>739837759japs > chaps
>>739837849Spoken like a true trannime faggot
>>739827843none of those characters save bond lmao. Moneypenny is just the voice in your ear, M does literally nothing except he incompetent for the entire game, and the last lady is like some nameless character you trick into letting you pass a security checkpoint
>>739837914brit-hogs are inferior to salary-slaves
Gahdayum the seething on this game is crazy good, exquisite evenWhat did this game do to anger Discordtrannies so much?
>>739837416>a fridgebodied jeetbased post best post
>>739820839the glacier engine has cum a long way
>>739837024I'm gonna be real with you chief, unless the game is noticeably and immersion breakingly woke I simply do not give a shit.
>>739838385What makes this so much hotter than the 007 posts? Is it just because this chick is blonde or is it something else?
>>739838385Glacier Engine is a based engineAlways has beenThe sheer shit it can pull off, especially in Hitman WoA with crowds of NPCs, hundreds of individual AI per level, and cool tech shit, like WORKING MIRRORS, without RT at allI hope they'll never abandon it and keep on improving it again and again
>>739838482Yes yes, we know, troonie. Still not buying your game.
>>739838620Stop posting shit bait like this retardREAD the pinned Discord faggot, or we'll never be able to change the perception of this game, it HAS to be fail
>>739838620The fact that you just ignored the fact that I said "noticeably" and "immersion breakingly" just tells me this is a tranny falseflag because tranny shit would absolutely fall under that descriptor. You aren't even putting any effort in with this shit.
>>739838553it's a game from 2006 so the bikini was skimpier
>>739820839>>739825391but... can you actually have sex with them in the game?No? Didn't think so.
>>739838620why are you so obsessed with troons
>>739838706>>739838723>>739838789Holy fuck, immediate seethe from two separate troons within 30 seconds. Clearly I did something right.Oh, and still not buying your game, faggos.
>>739838774Yeah you do actually
>>739838842>be retarded>get called out for being retarded>"aha you proved me right"every time
>>739838842>i was just pretending to be retarded!
>>739838842If I ever find out who you are on the Discord server I'm gonna shit down your fucking neckYou're ruining the whole strategy fucktard, now this game will be seen as based and will sell millions
>>739838903>>739838949>>739838978Three within 90 seconds, that time! Still not buying your wokeslop, so be sure to keep at it in all threads going forward. This is more fun than the game could ever be!
>>739838482Imaging being proud of being a good little slop-slurping goyim.
>>739839063:-)
>>739839079See>>739838723Be less obvious tranny
>>739839063>Trannime videoKnew it
>>739837024chuds still cant explain why the game is woke apart from indian CEO (an actual reality)
>>739838586Every modern engine can do mirrors you dumb fuck. Why do people who don't understand literally anything about rendering think that they have informed opinions on graphics engines? Kill yourself.
>>739837219>>739837297i love sex
>>739839273post some
>>739827815bang ding ouchie
>>739838774Bond canonically sleeps with at least three women throughout the game though you don't actually get to see anything. He also can get hit on by a few women in the museum level as well as the resort level.
>>739839287You've never had it.
>>739839273Damn, what are they waiting for then?
>>739837024Basically this. I don’t care if you want to play nice now that the USAID free Finkbux have dried up, there’s too much damage done now. I no longer want reconciliation now, I just want to watch it burn down. They managed to find a way to woke the fuck out of Dead Space for christ sake, and there’s only like three living people in that fucking piece of shit.
>>739839352i did and it was amazingi just love sex
>>739839369Based. This guy fucks and fucks HARD.
>>739839369>I don't actually care about video gamesYeah I could tell
mirror bros
>>739839369Whats woke about Hitman?
>>739820839Still waiting for the crack
It's honestly too long. I'm at Antartica and I just want it to end already.Go here, distract these guys with the things beside them or use your gadget, take the thing, go to point a, get past or kill some dudes, and repeat.It gets old before you beat the game. I'd really rather be playing Hitman Freelancer on VR right now
>>739839430>Discourse sure is easy when you strawman Keep slurping that slop.
>>739839478bald people are wokegayman
>>739839529>it's a strawman cause it makes me look badYou can't cope your way out of it retard.
>>739839497>get stealth game>WTF I HAVE TO DO STEALTHoh my god this board is fucking retard
>>739839573NTA, but the only one looking bad here is you, faggot.
>>739839606Damn you are that retarded huh
>>739839629>NTAlmao yeah sure mate
>>739839573We’re going to throw in a “cope” and an ad hominem too while we’re at it, huh?Going for the non-argument combo, I see.
>>739839703cope more, fucktard
>>739839763Seriously, what's wrong with the fucking faces. They looked like malformed goblins.
>>739839369not defending the game, i don't think it's either woke or particularly good let alone deserving AAA pricetag. but elaborate on USAID free finkbux and how it's related to IO interactive?
>>739839763NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS YOUR FUCKING RTARD THE GAME IS WOKE WOKE WOOOOOOOOOOOKE
Probably the most boring video game I have ever played. It's basically all the walking and stealth segments of Uncharted packed into a 20 hour game. Even Uncharted had exciting shootout sequences.That Goldeneye shooter on the Wii was more entertaining than movie wokeslop.
>THE WEST MUST FALL!! THE WEST IS BAD CHUDDIE PLEASE HATE THE WEST NO MATTER WHAT??? YOU SEE THAT ARYAN WHITE GIRL WITH BLONDE HAIR AND BLUE EYES, CALL HER A MUTT!!! GOON TO CHINESE WOMAN INSTEAD THEY ARE PURE AND NOT WHORES OKAY???!
>>739839970why does this never happen to me
BM is more fun
>>739840052asscheek too sharp, woke game
>>739840052>>739838762>>739838385Thanks, bro. I'll goon to this way more than any of the uggos in the new game.
>>739825647Married with kids. I still jack it to the DOA girls to this day. You low testosterone faggot.
This hot wet filthy homewrecking whore slut wanted to cheat on her absent husband with Bond.
>>739840209why would you lie on the internet
>>739820839Nasty flabby ass jeeta
>>739840201gooning is healthy, just don't do it more than 3-4 times a week. godspeed gooner
>>739840209impressive.
I hate coomtrannies and simps so much bros...
>>739838868>hover hand LMAO
>>739840602One hand is clearly already firmly placed on her back.
so how good is it actually compared to hitman? ayn replayabilty or just corridors?
>>739840395b&r
>>739840278Fine, when I say DOA girls. I only mean Kasumi and Momiji.
>>739840601Simmer down, Pajneesh. You'll get your pennies shortly, but not if you get too upset.
holy shit the newspaper sketch from BM looks like the new bond lmao
>>739840802You can shoot, punch, stealth knockout or even ghost your way past certain sections. There are even challenges for clearing those sections in a certain style.
>>739840918I'm not sure how I feel about troons LARPing as indian hating chuds when those indians supported them in times of struggle, I know not feeling shame is the whole shtick but those guys are CEOs, they have BBC!
>>739836259Nice
Getting decent action screenshots during shootouts is pretty difficult.
>>739839879see >>739827843
would you fuck a cripple /v/
>>739842010>antisoul fog
Q: Did any of the gaming press take off points for the sexy women?>>739840914What? no Armstrong, Marie Rose or Helena?
>>739839226So, exactly what did the devs mean when they said the game was for "modern audiences"?
>>739842010Oracle's pretty hot, so
>>739842203It's set in 2026.
>>739822360How did gooning go from a very niche and weird type of excessive edging to men having a functioning sex drive?
>>739842312modern men's sex drive is completely digitized.
>>739842140Why would they take off points for having 5/10 women especially when that's all it takes to throw out all woke allegations?
>>739842203https://imgbox.com/g/Aq4u5LPmCgDEI up the ass mostly. >>739831431Emasculated Bond, superiors are browns. We're not stupid ranjeet.
>>739842362>Emasculated BondI played the gameYou are objectively wrong
>>739838553I think it's because the 007 shit looks crafted to look EXACTLY like shit from a Craig 007 movie, and is safer and sterilized. Passes MPAA rules.. The shit from old hitman is emergent. Sleazier. Got feminists to try to shut down the industry. >>739838762>>739838385The women here look look like they're getting exploited, and they know it, and they're going along with it because it's their job. It's playboy mansion, the epstien island of it's day. Can you imagine bond doing an epstein island movie? Hell, I'm not even sure modern hitman would do it.
>>739842281No its not
>>739842432You mean OHMSS?
moore > connery > brosnan > remainder
>>739842312Since day oneGoonin is just a slur invented by sexually repressed puritans.
>>739842351Because of the amount of ass the 5/10 women are showing.
>>739842465It's.
>>739842543Yeah that's what never having sex does to you
>>739820839coom doesnt sell besides mtx skin still would play pirate version to see if the chainsaw part you can die with zoomer bond getting his nuts chopped in half
>>739842140they will turn a blind eye to things like the male gaze if the check clears. But roast games likes Lords of the Fallen 2 females. Small example of bias, IGN Writer threatens to deduct points1:53https://youtu.be/gAudAQIzxJQ
when they fuck, is it just a fade to black?
>>739842432oh no those poor virtual women
>>739842492I would not have noticed the connection. I remember that for blofield having a harem of female biological weapons. But hot women. remote ski resort.
>>739842002See what, that you didn't play the game? What a surprise, kek.
>>739842680fade to black -- just like real life.
>>739840052I would be rock hard bringing a knife and hunting down each of the girls in this and the rocky mountains level, slashing their necks and hearing them gurgle to death.
>>739842125It's a nightclub with fog machines
>>739842842Some male gaze doesn't make the game not woke (see Baldurs Gate 3, KCD2 etc). Kinda pathetic you guys thinks this will make chuds buy it.
>>739842125>fogIt's just Film Grain. I always just turn that shit off.
>>739842970>buzzwordsMiss me with your faggy culture war bullshit and PLAY SOME VIDEOGAMES, faggot.
objectively 007 movie ranking1) On Her Majesty's Secret Service2)Golden Eye3) License to Kill4)Casino Royale5)For your eyes only6)007 vs Goldfinger7)The man with the golden gun8)No time to Die9)Moonraker10)Dr. No11)From Russia with love12)The spy who love me13)You only live twice14)Skyfall15)The Living Daylights16)The world is not enough17)Tomorrow never dies18)Live and let die19)Diamonds are forever20)Quantum of Solace21)Spectre22)Die another day23)Octopussy24)Never say never again25)A view to kill
>>739840802I'm apparently halfway through the game (chapter 9) and no, I can't imagine willingly replaying the campaign.80% is walk'n'talk shit with mostly unskippable cutscenes and the little gameplay you get is a WOA style mission story. What makes it so infuriating is that the actual maps are obviously designed for a hitman style sandbox.Haven't tried TacSim yet but I hope that's where all the devtime went.
>>739842312I notice that as well. It feels like just a rebranded way of attacking "the male gaze." Anything that appeals to heterosexual men gets called gooner/porn addict material nowadays and I'm starting to notice.
