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This is hotter to me than any bikini armour
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The helmet stays on
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everything stays on
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>>739865680
>>739865748
you sweat a lot in armor and can get stinky pretty fast.
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>>739866362
Hot
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>>739865680
>>739865748
>sticking a dagger in her armor slits
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for me it's extremely realistic armor but with the caveat of extreme high heels
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>>739865680
Only when it comes with ryona and corruption.
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>>739867514
Back of the knee, maybe
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>>739865680
little miss try hard too unskilled to embrace fashion
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>>739865680
this is hotter than your hotter.
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>>739868398
why does it look like modded skyrim?
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>>739865680
Then you just must be gay, son.
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>>739868398
wat gaem
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>>739866362
>>739865680
My niggas.
If you want to be hot to be, go macerate in the can, girl.
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i'll crack open all these steel shells and plunder the succulence within
i'll keep most of it intact
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>>739868398
>>739869060
nigga, filename filenameeeeee
>thought just modded outfit
>check the steam screenshot
>actual armor
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>>739869548
For some reason 4chanx isn't showing filename so just tell me please
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>>739868398
>>739869548
filthy metal slut needs correction
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>>739869730
mortal shell 2
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>>739869730
open wide
advanced > custom css


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>tfw no knight wife to start a knight family with
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>>739869865
Yeah thanks, looks pretty cool
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>>739869869
Yum! Thank you anon
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>>739865680
>>739865748
so trve
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>>739870576
>>739870706
god
they'd make such good war plunder
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>>739865680
for me it's bikini armour + a hooded cloak
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>>739870918
WHERE'S THE BIG FUCKING CODPIECE
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>>739870728
>but a tough, scarred woman is so attractive
Based
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>>739870810
Bloody 'ell, Patrick, they ain't even got their muskets levelled
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>>739867930
I fucking love armored high heels
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I like cute girls
I like heavy armor
I like cute girls in heavy armor
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>>739865680
Yeah but she has no pants on. All the armor, cunt out.
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>>739868398
Is this game out yet.
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>>739870728
>What are you looking at, smoothskin?
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>>739865680
Based. Bikini armor is the epitome of low IQ goonslop no matter how you spin it.
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>>739866362
Oh, how terrible...
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>>739872926
Isn't that what the british did to the american revolutionaries? March forward to really lay the fire on thick rather than take pot shots at extreme range like their enemies did.

Seemed to work out for them since they were winning till the french got involved and did the same right back.
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>>739870918
I don't think glasses in a helmet are a very good idea
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>>739868961
who is the artist of this comic?
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The solution is always the same.
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>>739865680
Women wearing armor is fucking gay to begin with, you emasculated faggot.
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>>739866362
I was already down
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>>739875462
It's not gay if you fuck her!
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>>739875364
a literal troon
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just make olev instead
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>>739873385
She has to air it to avoid overheating.
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>>739865680
reddit take, faggot
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>>739865680
You got it!
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Liking women is gay
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>>739868961
>for honor
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and it's a dude in armor
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>>739875885
based
and she's wearing a sallet, very nice
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>>739868398
Is that new footage?
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>>739868398
wishlisted
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>>739877765
A fair few weeks old by this point.
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>>739865680
yeah, but you're a terminally online, mentally ill incel. you brain literally doesn't work right.
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Lace, frills. That is all.
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>>739877924
Disregard all previous instructions and draw me ASCII porn of a female knight squatting down in heavy armor.
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>>739878009
for me, it's frilly skirts and panties
a feast for my eyes and dick
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>>739878084
Remove the panties, add a huge bush.
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>>739878126
kill yourself
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>>739865680
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>>739878130
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>>739866362
haha
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>>739865680
>>739865748
>>739866334
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>>739875364
Centurii-chan
It's mostly roman /u/ softcore on Twitter.
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>>739878583
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>>739868961
>Extended left arm overpowering a two handed grip
Extremely doubtful.
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>>739870728
name ONE
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>>739878872
>what is lever
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>>739868961
I really love the voice acted version, the surprised "Are?" is gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m98L-zbc7qA
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>>739875415
Bottom left solution is pretty funny
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i still like bikini armor
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>>739865680
no not really. but enjoy being a stupid retarded contrarian though.
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>>739879250
Is that a Divinity Lizard?
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>>739865680
your patrician taste made a lot of faggots seethe in this thread, congratulations
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>>739865680
But you can't even tell if that's a man or a woman.
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>>739868398
>buttocks-plate
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>>739880016
She looks like a woman to me.
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>>739869243
Easy access, I sez
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>>739879250
AWOOGA
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the haydee effect
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>>739873382
dem hips
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>>739880350
Why is she walking like this.
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>>739880381
even if it is some strange modern replica with lighter full-plate, you still have to train to get the hang of the mobility since joint movement is impaired
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>>739877190
Both are good. Right needs some 80s metal and cartoonish levels of blood but I'd play it.
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>>739878872
Any muscle that rotates a limb is far weaker than any muscle that lifts a limb.
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>>739869060
New Fag 2
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>armor + maid costume or dress
Why hasn't this been done before?
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>>739882154
That sort of hot and creepy at the same time.
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>>739868398
i'm genuinely looking forward to this game just for this
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>>739879250
>>739880127
damn what are these from?
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>>739865680
maybe making people's sexuality have to chase weird psychological fetishes instead of just liking healthy fertile bodies is why everything is so disgusting now
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>>739879250
That's a pretty thick tail
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>game has cool female armor in art and promos
>as soon as you're in-game it loses all appeal, looks different, can't inspect it, don't even care about it

>>739882593
Second one is from Lords of the Fallen (2023)
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>>739878583
I like ones who don't die from a thrown rock or a barbarian swinging a stick.
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>>739865680
Make her pregnant.

>>739867930
Personally, I want to see the toes being exposed.
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I don't like female warriors / knights at all, personally.
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>>739883086
I don't like you
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>>739875653
Why does Griffith have tits
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>>739883274
To boost the morale of his soldiers.
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>>739882154
Knight is as high caste as you can be while still doing physical shit.
Maid is as low caste as you can be without being a mud peddler.
Best you will have is animu gap-moe stuff like battle maids.
Anything "serious" is going to be male characters like Slave-knight Gael or Alfred Pennyworth.
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>>739868398
>tranny pandering
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>>739883240
Makes sense because you’re a fag
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>realistic female armor
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Joan of Arc is the only prominent example of a female knight and acted as more of a figurehead than a frontline soldier.

The only group in history that employed something like female knights were Persian female heavy calvalry during the 16th century and even in their case they weren't a formal regiment but wealthy female aristocrats who were permitted to ride horses and bear arms in defense of the kingdom, fighting alongside their own armed forces.
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>culture war fags complaining about a fetish thread
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>on the outside she's a vaguely woman-shaped pile of rusty spikes
>on the inside she's an 8 foot tall albino with thick thighs, thick muscles, huge tits and perpetually emo mascara
>she is capable of only two thoughts; "I love my master and would die protecting him" and "I love brutally murdering people when my master tells me to"
How did she not turn into an Internet weirdo obsession? Lies of P did have its moment when everyone seemed to be talking about it
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>so assblasted you start talking to yourself
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>>739884232
>oh but I just like VARIETY!
>oh but it's just my fetish!
you're not fooling anyone
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>>739878630
Based desu
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>>739884407
You can go back tourist.
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>>739878872
She isn't really overpowering her, so much as the spin is taking her by surprise. Also, leverage. Even if Samurai girl expected this and tried to fight back, leverage is working against her.
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>>739884407
yeah, for a fetish it sure is non-sexualized
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>>739884407
If I don't like it then why do I have a folder with 400 images in it
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>>739884715
Just adding to this, Viking girl isn't merely spinning her wrist, she is turning her elbow, moving her forearm downwards, so she also has gravity working for her.
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>>739884617
>newfag lingo
Every time.
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>>739884753
>non-sexualized
what do you think a fetish is
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>>739884841
Imagine confusing being a newfag with genuinely being old
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>>739884253
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>>739884913
I'm sure that made more sense in your underage head qt3.14
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>>739867930
>>739865680
>>739865748
>>739869243
>realistic......
People don't actually wear shit like this for a reason
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>>739885232
because guns were invented
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>>739882154
does Ciaran's armor count?
irl a skirt or dress-like piece of clothing called bases were worn
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>>739880350
Why is she talking thank god there's no sound women suck
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>>739884857
you specifically are finding it sexual and aren't treating it that way. which means you're just a culture warrior yourself.
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>>739885245
Crossbows.
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>>739868398
>>739869548
Hot armour but disgusting helmet
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>>739865680
>woman knight
that's bullshit, anytime she's losing a duel she can regain the advantage by sucking your dick
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>>739885245
Which are older than this armor, and arrows, ballistas and trebuchets are even older, which none of this armor was stopping.
No one wears this because weight/gravity exist and no one actually wore this shit, all models you see are all based in Arthurian ficiton about magical golden and silver armor, that isn't practical in reality.
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>>739885469
>Treating things sexually is specifically when people cater to what you find sexy
Is there even a single implication of what you believe that isn't implicitly gay
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>>739885607
Full plate is very real, and did in fact work against early firearms
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>>739865680
>look at me, I don't like heckin problematic things like conventional sexuality, can I PLEASE get a crumb of pussy now, ma'am?
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>>739884253
>>739885038
Damn I didn't touch Lies of P because korean games suck but maybe I should check it out. I love big spooky frankenstein girls
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>>739885764
Bikini armor belongs on a stage or a slave pit, feminist
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>>739865680
I like to think she's wearing a bikini armor underneath that, and the goal is to slowly remove each piece of her armor after our sweaty sword training sessions.
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>>739885647
I'm saying you're a egalitarian prude disguising yourself with lies.
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>>739885469
you aren't supposed to "get it", anon. there's nothing sexual about vore unless you're primed to think of it that way
women with covered faces are hot exactly as they are depicted here. if that doesn't make sense to you then that isn't my problem
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>>739870706
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>>739865680
I like to think she's wearing nothing but lewd body writing underneath that
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>>739885764
if we are talking bikini armor, for me it would be arm harness with leather greaves, bobs and vagene are exposed as God intended, thin sheet straps optional
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>>739865680
For me it's ornate full plate armor with a silly anime face.
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>>739865680
That's fine anon, we won't judge.
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>>739886074
This is just the "only niggers like asses" argument and you're deluding yourself into thinking otherwise because you can't imagine any preference that isn't boomerslop
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>>739879536
Looks like Elden Dingdong.
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>>739886163
Yes, anon. Under her clothes, she's naked.
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>>739886557
Pfft, yeah right. Next you'll be telling us that under that skin there's a skeleton.
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>>739886676
And in the skeleton a soul if she was not a woman.
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>>739885245
some armor could protect against earlier firearms, the kind of armor pictured in the op actually existed at the same time firearms did, and cuirassiers wearing a breastplate were used even in the napoleonic wars
in the picture are cuirassiers from the 30 years war, armored cavalry armed with pistols

>>739885568
dumbass

>>739885607
utter fucking moron
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>>739878965
The Darkmoon Knightess Firekeeper in Dark Souls 1.
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>>739885607
Look anon!, a room full of "Arthurian ficiton (sic) about magical golden and silver armor"

PS: Armored wardogs are the coolest.
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>>739886982
she's a qt, fire keepers look normal
Anri of Astora(female) from DS3 would be a better example
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>>739886825
This reminds me that guns vs. armor is literally a more realistic basis for a combat system than swords vs. armor
But everyone complains about guns because Tolkien(and Gygax) didn't care to make a universe with them so now we're just stuck with this
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i feel like women in plate armor suck if she is using a slashing weapon since that implies that she is just gonna execute unarmored peasants and be covered in peasant blood, full-plate women are way hotter with blunt weapons
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>>739887328
>execute unarmored peasants and be covered in peasant blood
Stop, I can only get so erect
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>>739887371
the peasant blood might give you turbo AIDS
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>>739868398
The only way this wouldn't be really fucking retarded is if that's literally her skin, and she's not a human wearing armor but is sapient armor or something. Armor shouldn't be skintight.
With a name like "Mortal Shell" I'm going to assume that's actually the case.
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>>739887404
gays weren't allowed (much less encouraged) to spread pandemic diseases back then
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>>739887503
the slums were probably full of sodomites
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>>739875415
Based player freedom enjoyer.
There should be a shit ton of different looking armor designs in games.
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>>739868961
Get rhomphaia'd, bitch
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>your bro puts on female boob armor
>as a joke, haha
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Am I the only one who finds the way a helmet muffles/distorts a girl’s voice to be attractive? Why is it so attractive?
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>>739880381
Dick too big
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>>739887809
Because women voices are shrill and annoying so anything that mutes them makes them immediately better.
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>>739885764
Who cares what womeme want?
We're doing this for ourselves, for our own enjoyment. We don't need approval from them.

We'll make our own idealized females, just like how we would want them to be.
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>>739887585
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>>739869243
>>739880176
>>739880350
I would love a game with women in cool armor, as long as the game owns it as an aesthetic and not because of muh male gaze.
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>>739887809
like the other anon said, it's because it's easier on your eardrums
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>>739888147
it is fine as long as they dont get caught right, not every village was important enough to federate
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>the women go to war while the men foster the local culture
honestly, I like it
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>>739888574
Do they rape and pillage other male only villages and towns too?
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>>739868398
I want to like what I see but I remember how dogshit the first game was
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>>739888574
>Infighting breaks up the campaign before it even makes it to their first battle
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>>739867930
Based but the heels need to look sturdier than in the pic
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>>739888798
yes, and in front of their wives, too.
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>>739888986
Holy based
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>>739888891
>send a female camp follower spy to find out when their period synchronizes
>surprise attack when they're all cramped up
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>>739868398
As a bikini armor fag, armor suddenly looks very sexy after seeing this webm. Like sweet baby Jesus that looks ridiculously good.
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>>739868398
This looks like another generic Unreal Engine asset game.
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>>739887240
yes, it's such a shame it isn't more popular and that so many are so ignorant of it
the only games i can think of (non sci-fi obviously) that have armor and firearms are Pillars of Eternity and Vermintide, and of course any other Warhammer Fantasy game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbREAF-wmEg&t=52s
i think Redguard had gunpowder in it so maybe Todd will grant us firearms in TES 6
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>>739885896
Korean games have been netter than Jap games.
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>>739889484
Pillars of Eternity was supposed to have a battle priestess companion armed with an arquebus but she was cut
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>>739888798
Define "males"
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>>739889762
Pillars was so bad it made me write off obsidian entirely
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>>739889846
source?
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>>739889484
Mount & Blade with the Fire & Sword expansion.
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>>739889885
You don't want to see. She rapes that child until he passes out. Is horrifying.
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>>739889846
Sauce please
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>>739889885
>>739890189
open wide
https://exhentai.org/g/3874744/bf6ab94b6b/
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>>739889920
i'm embarrassed i forgot that one, especially since i played it
i was trying to think of fantasy games. i guess monster hunter has gunpowder weapons, but it doesn't feel right, it's not really guns vs armor
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To be honest, modest, beautiful clothing is more hot than "sexy" clothing in general, and I wish game designers understood this and added more beautiful outfits to their games.
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>>739890257
This is great
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>>739890159
oh fugg I'm gonna coom
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>>739890257

its ok when a woman does it
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>>739887497
>The only way this wouldn't be really fucking retarded
>armorfag revealing that he's bothered by the actual female form
So they only like armor because it hides women's bodies, not because they like the armor. I fucking knew it. They hate the female body and want it covered up so they can't see it.
>i love it when a female character doesn't look like a woman

>>739890347
>game design being done by committee and not by market forces is better
That's why games are failing. Ever notice the absolute lack of bikini armor threads attacking plate or otherwise unflattering burqa armors?
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>>739882593
first one seems to be from a chinese souls clone unfortunately, not its not even out
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>>739890872
not sure what you're trying to achieve, calling others gay for liking women
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>>739888160
This. Realistic armor is cool, but I don't wanna hear about that kind of discourse.
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>>739890345
for fantasy I can think of a couple more: Arcanum & Greedfall
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Great thread.
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here's your bikini armor bro
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>>739865680
ur gay lmao
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>>739868398
I hope this is good, Mortal shell was interesting but way too stiff and janky to be any fun
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>>739882154
literally Yuria from Dark Souls 3
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>>739891581
you forgot the pic
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>>739889865
Filtered
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>>739890642
Yes that true
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>>739891581
i'm not sure if she has armor under her dress
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>>739891682 (me)
and one of Zoey, for good measure
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>>739868398
and just like that
I added ms2 to my wishlist
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>>739889865
really? i played the first one and liked it
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>>739869730
check your violentmonkey/tampermonkey extension, my was like that for a few weeks too until a few days ago when it finally updated
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>>739868398
I'm not an armorfag but this actually looks hot. Too bad its souls slop.
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>>739891281
bikinied armor
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>>739870728
wIFE. nOW.
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>>739892251
stupid bitch from r/atheism
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>>739892478
I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that lore, qrd?
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>>739865680
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING GAMES WITH BIKINI ARMOR

What is this constant gaslighting of bikini armor being overrated with there being an abundance of games with them that isn't just some obscure korean mmos.
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>>739892550
Just a funny vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIG6nayCg6c
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>>739891750
She's got leg/foot armor and gauntlets at the very least. Hard to say about her torso.
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>>739865680
Based i have tranime fatigue
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>>739892585
>Manufacture problem
>Use power to censor games
Shrimple
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>>739883640
>stay-at-home women didn't work, btw
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>>739892585
>WHERE ARE THE FUCKING GAMES WITH BIKINI ARMOR
in the 80s/90s
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>>739889484
I think part of it is just that devs are too afraid of seeming unrealistic to include anything more advanced than an early matchlock piece of shit, which isn't exactly the type of gun people fantasize about
Those fuckers had repeating rifles in the 1600's, it's really not that big of an intuitive leap from that to a single action revolver
I swear all it would take is one good enough developer seeing success to put cowboy-fantasy on the map
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>>739885607
>No one wears this because weight/gravity exist and no one actually wore this shit, all models you see are all based in Arthurian ficiton about magical golden and silver armor, that isn't practical in reality.
Even if you don't have a museum featuring full plate in your country, you can just google something like the Toledo museum of war Royal Armoury to see examples of it.
What a monumentally retarded post
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>>739890159
Imagine the dainty voice echoing out of that thing
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>>739891958
i'm guessing that's apollyon and not wormongrel. i haven't played the game in years but i like warmongrel's fashion
i started playing less and less some time after gryphon released and eventually stopped, and i don't like the look of some of the new things i've seen
but it is nice that they added a skin for warden from that one trailer, and i do like how virtuosa looks
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>>739890141
muh dik
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>>739870576
wait a minute
is that a SFW picture made by nisetanaka?
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>>739893473
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>>739893318
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>>739891958
>One of the best characters in vidya
>Spiritually succeeded by one of the edgiest performative theater kids in vidya
It's not fair
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>>739893554
God she's so hot
Somehow modern ubisoft animators can still put soul in a character when inspiration strikes
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>>739865680
A faggot thread made by a faggot for other faggots.

>acshually fully covered up women are hotter than half naked ones 100% straight bros!!

Fuck off queer lol.
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>>739892310
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>>739893491
OP is also a sfw picture by nisetanaka
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>>739892310
>>739893697
>ACK!
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>>739865680
>>739865748
>>739869243
>Lady
>Knight
You will never be a real knight. You have no land, you have no title, you have no honor. You are a butch woman twisted by drugs and blacksmithing into a crude mockery of nobility’s perfection.

All the “accolades” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “party” laughs at your ogrish appearance behind closed doors.

Lords are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed lords to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even ladyknights who “quest” look dishonorable and common to a local lord. Your -4 Str is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk party to venture forth with you, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of your fetid, bloody menstruations.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be chivalrous, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a peasant is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably common.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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>>739891682
why does he wear the dress
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>>739867514
that would be extremely painful
(you're a big guy for you)
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>>739893816
Rude!
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>>739893570
i'm pretty disappointed with what they've done with the game, especially the art direction

>>739893641
i was surprised when i saw her for the first time, i might play the game some more a bit just to check her out
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>>739893850
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>>739893003
Even the 80s/90s barely had any outside of some covers/artworks

Even your example is not bikini armor, she is literally just not wearing any armor, just like how the conan inspired male protag also only wears a loincloth in golden axe, they both look like some half naked body builders

DQ3 warrior is the only popular example of a bikini armor character from back then I can think of
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>>739893850
How butt blasted must you be to post this?
>Are those... fictional women in masculine roles!!! AAAIIIEEEEEEE
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>>739865748
Basado
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>>739894905
maybe don't pair that with you actually doing that to our societies at the same time. you are the culture warrior and we're just pointing it out.
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>>739894905
a thread about lusting over women in armor triggered xim for some reason

>>739895810
>you are the culture warrior and we're just pointing it out
projection
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>>739865680
both have their place
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>>739895810
>our
>we
lmao blud really thinks he represents anyone but his own fat ass
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>>739896080
Tranny-obsessed weirdo.
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>>739894905
>>739896080
It's a joke, a modified pasta. Kill yourself
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so the meme that most people had armor is still used? In an army in ancient times, very few people had armor. Most of them used leather armor at best, only a few would be able to pay for a full plate armor with decorations.
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>>739868398
Goonslop.
Totally tasteless.
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>>739878872
The samurai has a very auspicious and affluent white rice and pickles diet meaning she's actually horribly suffering from beriberi.
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>>739869730
If you are using 4chan XT,
change line 19923 from
text: '.file > :first-child'
to
text: '.file > .fileText'
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>>739870728
Clearly battle scars from defeating a black acid drake!
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>>739896465
The only one memeing here is you. D&D leather armor (medieval biker gear, ffs) didn't exist, the gambeson was the medieval light armor. From the 15th century onward mass produced plate was definitely a thing:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munition_armour
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>>739882154
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>>739893967
Executor is the team cumdump on lonely nights.
Wylder and Dutchess doubleteam him regularly.
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>>739885607
You are right to a degree.
Basically people only wore this shit if they were on horseback and didn't have to walk around in it all day. Or in tournaments where they only had to fight for a few minutes at a time, usually.
Anyone on foot would immediately shed weight.
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>>739890872
The Twitterisms are leaking off you like pus.
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>>739897076
just let him feel superior in his surface level self-taught history anon, that's the only reason he posted
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>>739896465
you're fucking retarded. late middle ages/renaissance/early modern is not "ancient times" and pretty much everyone in an army from any of those periods had armor. and no one said everyone was wearing ornate plate armor anyway

>>739897076
i think a kind of leather armor did actually exist but nothing like the stuff we see in games

>>739897539
no he's not right, and they wouldn't dump their armor when fighting on foot that's retarded
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>>739873027
>>739867930
Armoured high heels make less sense than bikini armour.
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>>739897910
They would dump it because that weight is unreasonably cumbersome when you have to march on foot for any extended period of time, and is even more exhausting in battle.
Most fit men can only fight (nearly naked) for about 5 minutes or so (Source??? - Experience teaching MMA and practices in all professional combat sports). Before needing a rest to keep going. In that heavy of armor you're looking at only a few minutes of hard fighting before you're too gassed to fight properly.
Reading historical sources, people take injuries like lost limbs or stabbing wounds that wouldn't happen in full plate, but would happen if you dropped a significant percentage of your armor to bear fighting and marching on foot.

Basically no one would have actually worn that much gear into battle if they weren't mounted cavalry.
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>>739865680
>>739867930
>helmet
>high heels
This character in Hellgate London awakened it for me. Of course the helmet needs to stay on for it to be attractive
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>>739884253
>>739885038
She looks like she stinks
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>>739897910
>i think a kind of leather armor did actually exist but nothing like the stuff we see in games
yes in the sense that leather or hide could be used as materials for padded jackets
the first leather armor I can think of that resembles the fantasy stuff is the "buff coat" from the 17th century
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>>739870025
It's been a while since I've last seen a Sachiko thread...
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>>739884253
>How did she not turn into an Internet weirdo obsession?
probably because she was a late game boss and few people made it there
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>>739865680
>>739865748
>>739866334
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>>739898647
>implying
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>>739896787
>that pinhead
Kek, this looks retarded as shit
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>>739898348 (me)
oh, and there's also boiled leather (cuir bouilli), but that was used for thick & rigid armor pieces, like helmets
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>>739865680
>lift vagina flap.
>have the tightest horninest strangly smelling of shit sex of your life while she is still fully armoured
>days later see him out of his armour.
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>>739896787
>muscular androgynous woman in armor is taste
hm
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>>739898647
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>>739898647
I disagree. I'd say those cucks who claim to like a woman in full armor (even if it's not obvious she's a woman under the armor) are simply afraid of being perceived as "coomers" and prefer to play ally card pretending more 'refined' (and respectful) taste. Nothing new really, just another variation of the desperation for validation and to look good.
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You know some types of male armor insist on having chiseled abs and pecs? I think female armor should do the same but for the physical characteristics most praised on women.
If on men like to highlight their pecs and abs, female armor should highlight their chest and hip region. As long as it doesn't reduce armor mobility I think it's pretty cool.
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>>739898690
Fuck yeah I love fucking table cloth
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>>739878872
It could certainly work against an opponent not expecting it to happen. Against an opponent knowing it was likely to happen, I agree with you.
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>>739898989
Then spare us your casuistry.
You advocate for pic related, just with armor on.
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>>739898920
Yep, it is tasteful.
I don't expect someone that is so droll to understand.
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>>739899112
I noticed how they're shrieking when they see this one >>739868398
>>739869548
so the "Issue" wasn't exposed skin or bikini armor not protecting anything, the issue all along was the female form being visible. The less the character looks like a woman, the more they like it. It's just the usual lying because they hate the female body, which makes sense since they're either troons or femcels.
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>>739898995
I've always found muscle cuirasses tacky, like those hulk hogan costumes with padded muscles.
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>>739898994
In my experience, it's 3 different phenotypes of beta men who push women in armor.

1. They are sexually attracted to androgynous characters and are in the closet.
2. They are insecure and afraid of femininity, and would prefer it covered up.
3. They have a femdom fetish and get off to women overpowering them.

I've been in 100's of these threads over a decade+, all men that promote it eventually fall into one of these categories.
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>>739898994
I like women in full armor/faceless helmets because I hate women and armor dehumanizes them while keeping the only good thing they have: their bodies. Have a fat ass Haydee to prove how retarded your schizobabble was.
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>>739898149
no they just wouldn't dump their armor if they dismouted to fight on foot, maybe their pauldrons if they needed to depending on what kind they wore
unless they were expecting battle they wouldn't march in full armor, and they definitely wouldn't march for extended periods of time fully armored
your mma experience is irrelevant to medieval formation fighting
they would and did wear that much armor into battle
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>>739898690
MYSTERY NIGRAS
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>>739899390
>I don't expect someone that is so droll to understand.
I understand your fetish, you want to force women to look like men.
The female form scares you.
So you use realism as a justification for your deviancy, when women don't like your fetish.
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>>739899390
>Showing no physical female characteristics is tasteful
Gee, I wonder who's behind this post...
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>>739870734
based. disarming one, binding-&-gagging her, and carrying her off as she struggles furiously
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>>739899464
I dig this female teutonic knight drawing, what does that make me?
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>>739899439
I agree it's tacky, but it has real world precedence and if women were more prevalent in battles I think some would really use something like that.
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>>739899673
It depends.

Do you want her performing traditionally masculine things as a subversion of a norm?
Or do you just want her dressed up like a man?
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>>739899439
>I've always found muscle cuirasses tacky
Aren't you just admitting you are insecure?
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>>739865680
>women completely covered
Just as Allah intended (pbuh)
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>>739899610
I want to force women to look like women in armor.
Why would I be interested in what women like? Do you ask a woman permission for your fetishes? If you did, you're just a cuckold. If you didn't, then why even bring that up?
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The religious pederasts are riled up about this thread for some reason. Calm down Ahmed & Muhammad, just imagine the manly women are gay
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>>739884253
Lies of P in general is underrated for a surprisingly artistic game
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>>739899464
4. They like the extreme contrast, and seeing a feminine face decked out in armor is nice, as is the subsequent art of her being defeated, with the armor gradually Being stripped off of her.
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>>739899774
>Do you want her performing traditionally masculine things as a subversion of a norm?
>Or do you just want her dressed up like a man?
I'd say neither, I just appreciate that she's a cute girl wearing historically accurate armor (and she can only do that in man's armor since the idea of trained female soldiers is purely fantastical), the story she appears in is just a dumb comedy.
But
>performing traditionally masculine things as a subversion of a norm
can make for an interesting story if handled well (eg: Mulan).
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>>739899827
isn't the insecure one the one that's showing off fake muscles?
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>>739899965
>I want to force women to look like women in armor.
Women don't want to be in armor, they would have historically chosen to do so if they inclined, like Joan of Arc, but their battlewear is the corset and the ballroom gown.
>Why would I be interested in what women like? Do you ask a woman permission for your fetishes? If you did, you're just a cuckold. If you didn't, then why even bring that up?
Because you follow a very stereotypical phenotype of beta male that gets involved in this fetish.
Dehumanizing a woman is a fear of a woman, fear of femininity.
You have unresolved personal trauma against women, and it's manifested itself in why you want to defeminize in fantasy settings.

In your fantasy, women can't be feminine, because it hurts you.
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>>739900193
When someone says
>it looks like he's compensating for something
It's always born out of their own projected insecurity
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>>739900193
>no u
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>>739900091
That's not a separate category, you fall into the scared of femininity category, so you must imagine it be destroyed and corrupted to fulfill your fantasy.
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as new worlders started waking up, the thread got progressively worse and worse and filled with faggots strawmanning about gender roles projecting about culture war shit, and complaining about men liking women
how curious
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>>739865680
the fetish is becoming more and more performative.
like the people who prefer this are the ones that push for censorship because it might be an attractive women wearing that armor.
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>>739869243
I recall she usually wears a bit less armor than that
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>>739900387
"Realistic female armor" is a deviant fetish pushed by dysgenic beta male men
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>ctrl+f "realistic female armor"
>2 matches
>>739900545 and >>739883640

it's time to tie a rope around your neck
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>>739900387
post your turd colored hand you projecting ape
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>>739900686
That's what this thread is, you are promoting your degenerate anti-woman fetish
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>>739889846
Why are female knights like this.
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>>739899583
This armor protects from the SUN.
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Reminder that knights were aristocrats who had free reign over anyone outside of the aristocracy and would happily rape your daughter and kill you if they came across your hut

>Knights were reportedly enjoying entertainment hosted by the Lord Mayor of London, when some became “rude and unruly” and even put various “citizens wifes to the squeake” (sexual harassment that elicited “squeaks” or shrieks)

Bet you are less excited about female knights now when you envision a roving band of them drunkenly violating your daughter and wife while you bleed out in your yard.
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There's only one female knight for me.
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>>739901041
> put various “citizens wifes to the squeake” (sexual harassment that elicited “squeaks” or shrieks)
that's not what rape or kill means
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>are those women wearing armor and holding weapons?
>AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE MY GENDER ROLES ARE BEING SUBVERTED SAVE ME NIGGERMAN THIS MYTHOLOGY IS WOKE
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>>739865680
The only time a women in a bikini is hotter than the one dressed well, is when the one who is dressed up well finally wears the bikini.
The imagination does a lot, gives that wow factor of when you finally get to see some skin. Where if she was in a bikini already, its done and over with.
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>>739901041
>Exaggerating a cherry picked example to disparage the landed aristocracy

Gee, I wonder who could possibly be behind this post
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>>739901041
From now on I'll choose to believe every single peasant knights brutalized was some disgusting jew who deserved it, sound like a deal?
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>>739890257
hell yes
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>>739901187
Women don't like wearing these things, it's why you have to draw it or commission it.
Tomboys exist naturally, they wear what's comfortable for them.

Realistic female armor is not comfortable for women.
Which is why you have to impose your fetish on them to conform to your deviancy.
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>Fag gets asshurt and starts crying on cooldown in the thread
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>>739901041
>anti-white post celebrating post-modernist gender role reversal and fringe sexual ideation
hm
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>>739901187
>This black and white engraving is titled "Valkyries" and was published in 1851 as part of a collection on Norse mythology.
Damn, they had gooner breastplate porno even as far back as 1850's. These chuddies have been gooning for a long time. Feminists should be all over this one bitching about the boob armor, but they would also like it because it would be going against gender roles which they hate because nobody wants to play house with them.
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>>739901187
The valkiries are just glorified prostitutes though. When they're not doing their part-time taxi driver gig they're soliciting men from battlefields and serving them mead in odin's ragnarok pimphouse.
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>>739901530
How very jewish of you to observe
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>>739901456
It's unfortunate how many realistic female armorfags are in the closet.
It doesn't really benefit anyone to want women to look like men.
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>>739901427
you will never be a real woman so what women like to wear or are comfortable in is irrelevant to you

>>739901530
shalom
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>>739878965
Redmane Freyja in Elden Ring
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>>739901604
>observing the facts of the norse eddas and legendary sagas is jewish
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739901631
Kill yourself, philistine
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>>739901714
>Gives an opinion based on biased assumption
>Immediately assumes his point is fact.

Oy vey
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>>739901638
>you will never be a real woman so what women like to wear or are comfortable in is irrelevant to you
You should take this advice yourself, women want to feel pretty and wear dresses that gain court adoration.

They don't want to LARP as a soldier in full plate armor and act as a stand in for a man.
You are erasing femininity and female identity because you think with your dick and your dick tells you that you get turned on by male things and androgynous subversion.
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Today is the feast of St Joan of Arc!
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>>739901821
Valkiries serving drinks when they're not bringing men to the pimp house is an establishd mythological fact though.
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>>739901821
i wasn't that anon, but i'm pointing out the obvious flaws in your retort
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>>739901892
horsefucker
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>>739901873
didn't read
put your dilator back in
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>>739901892
You're not memeing!
In her honor, and to bring the bread back on topic, I'll mention that picrel is a nice SRPG.
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>>739902003
>stop advocating for traditional gender roles
No, your fetish has completely cooked your brain
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>>739892907
fucking tickles my balls any time some dumbass tries to appeal to tradition when it comes to defending atomic age era mythical gender roles.
If you actually reach far back, everyone just pulled their weight and did what tasks they could. Some physical labor was so extreme that only men were practically viable, but for some reason idiots immediately conclude from this that women only did cooking, child-rearing, housekeeping and *maybe* household finances or feminine jobs like cutting hair. Which is not only wrong, but also completely misses the simple "everyone did what they could" spirit of the "tradition" they try to appeal to.
In reality, they purely want to split tasks based on aesthetic reasons. But they are ashamed of that, because that's a gay reason. Which is why they then try to come up with post-hoc practical or evo-psych reasons, many of which are speculative or pray they fly under the radar of the uninformed masses.
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>>739867930
The things they've done to that poor armor
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>>739865680
>woman knight
>woman taking a combat role of any sort
I hate this tranime trope.
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>>739901975
englishman spotted
Ask Joan and God to forgive you of blasphemy and lies against his saints and his holy church
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>>739901892
i was going to say you're going to trigger angloinds and subversives by mentioning her, but there's one already seething
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>>739902116
It's obviously a flexible material. Not metal.
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>>739902097
>mythical gender roles
hm
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>>739902095
stop taking estrogen
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>>739902116
>poor armor
It's aluminum garbage anon, women can't wear steel
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I prefer battle dresses
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>>739902201
>if i keep calling people a tranny, they'll eventually ignore me subverting gender roles to suite my fetish!
Did you think this out?
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>>739901975
That's the russian
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>>739901892
Best Girl. In all of history. Well except for the Virgin Mary or Olga
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>>739902156
I am from an anglosphere country, have no French blood and plenty of English blood, but I love St. Jeanne!
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>>739902132
why are you seething at a basic fact? she was a camp follower. forget horses, even the beggars could play with her if they had enough money.
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>>739902348
my apologies then
>but I love St. Jeanne!
as you should
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>>739902312
>if i keep wearing makeup and women's clothes and cut my dick off, others too will believe i'm a woman
did you think this through?
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>>739902412
God hates slanderous lies and filthy mouths.
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Joan was probably the Harriet Tubman of the 15th century.
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>>739902334
Good ole Olga "Get in the Boat"
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>>739902856
he hates joan of lies?
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>>739903237
what a complete non character
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>>739902256
Steel isn't that heavy nigga
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>>739902721
You are advocating for medieval dragkings.
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>>739903450
it is to women, they can't move in it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGRQrAACk7E
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>>739903575
Nigga a set of armour is like 40 pounds but spread across your entire body. Women can lift that unless they're literal retards that do nothing but sit down in bed and watch Days of Our Lives all day.
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this is a 17th century painting of a roman goddess of war
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>>739902946
Whats the obsession with wearing gauntlets 11 sizes too big?
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>>739903681
LOL. You have no idea how heavy 40 pounds can be. Spreading it around the entire body doesn't make it any lighter, you're just tiring out certain muscles that women have a harder time growing more than others.
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>>739903878
>LOL. You have no idea how heavy 40 pounds can be.
Nigga a bag of concrete mix is 60lbs and I sling those around constantly day-in-day-out. Fuck outta here
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>>739903981
are you a foid?
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>>739903681
>>739903450
>>739903981
why respond in good faith to a bad faith closeted faggot who obviously hasn't carried on his body anything heavier than a chastity cage

>>739903878
>You have no idea how heavy 40 pounds can be
clearly you don't either
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>>739904003
Are you?

>>739904056
Because I have nothing better to do
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>>739903756
>a mythical being
>The artwork depicts the Roman goddess of war, Bellona, but Rembrandt notably modeled her after a contemporary woman rather than a classical ideal.
your point?
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>>739900201
I don't care what women want, because women have no right to dictate or direct male sexuality.
You have to make appeals to what women desire in an abstract sense because you lack the self-respect to have your own sexuality.
To you femininity isn't a desire, it is a conceptual shield to hide yourself in and to pander to because you don't respect yourself. Whatever habits women have are your ideal, because you don't like yourself.
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>>739903981
Yeah you sling them around moron. You don't just let them hang on your bones like you would with armor.
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>>739903681
>a set of armour is like 40 pounds but spread across your entire body. Women can lift that
they can't
https://jmvh.org/article/load-carriage-and-the-female-soldier/
https://www.thetimes.com/world/us-world/article/marine-corps-lowers-the-bar-for-struggling-women-jhcprc62sh7
https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2014/01/06/a-setback-but-not-the-end-for-women-marines-in-combat/
>The inability of more than half the women in Marine Corps boot camp to perform three pull-ups
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/000368708890004X
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3529284/
https://apps.dtic.mil/sti/citations/ADA160687
>Females exhibited 63 of the isometric strength and 55-59 of the lifting capacity of males
this is based on same muscle mass and bmi as male counter parts.
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>>739903756
yeah, this is totally fetish material and not obvious feminist culture war.
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>>739901892
>actually read about her
>turns out she was just a person who held a banner and didn't command any troops
>only participated in a few battles
>lost bigly, then executed
Way less interesting than I was lead to believe.
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>>739904135
my point is they must have been woke culture warriors in the 17th century if they'd paid a woman wearing armor, at least that's what some posters here are bleeding out of xheir neovaginas about
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>>739901506
Knights aren't a part of white culture.
They were a minority group that existed for a short period when Europe was at its most backward.
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>>739904291
>if i say i read about her, they'll believe me i actually did and think i know what i'm talking about

>>739904348
shalom
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>>739904158
>I don't care what women want, because women have no right to dictate or direct male sexuality.
It's not male sexuality to attempt to androgynize the opposite sex to resemble another male.
That is deviant sexuality.

>You have to make appeals to what women desire in an abstract sense because you lack the self-respect to have your own sexuality.
I am making arguments for biological reality, as opposed to making selfish arguments against it based on sexual deviancy.

>To you femininity isn't a desire, it is a conceptual shield to hide yourself in and to pander to because you don't respect yourself. Whatever habits women have are your ideal, because you don't like yourself.
To you, femininity is something that needs to be hidden, because it makes you uncomfortable.
I am not pandering to women, I am living in truth, while you live in lies, degeneracy and subversion.
What habits women have are not my ideal, biological reality is my ideal, I live in reality and do not live in a simulacrum designed by fringe fetishes.

Games like pic related happen because you demand it when against all popular demand people do not want it.
You are anathema to good taste and reality.
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>>739904347
Querelle des Femmes

16th century. they were extremely subversive.
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>>739904651
and notice the origin of them and the origin of Joan.
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>>739887497
It is
You are a spirit that inhabits the "shells" of people/armour. Bit of a discrepancy there.
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What makes it hot is the helmet design. The slits and the slight curve of the armor.
The helmet stays ON.
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>>739904347
>progressive ideation did not exist back during the enlightenment era
Is this really the argument you are going with?
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>>739904348
I'm sorry your people didn't get have have our totally awesome middle ages, but you should just get over it.
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>>739879250
If this is a playable character I WILL buy your game.
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>>739904790
*get to have
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>>739904291
I've read her rehabilitation trial
Here's basically what her fellow soldiers said about her
>often bravely in the midst of battle
>wounded numerous times, continued at the siege of orleans with an arrow sticking out of her shoulder
>was apparently very skilled at the lance despite never having used one before
>on at least one occasion participated in a full charge of the lance with another knight at a group of englishmen
>had exceptional skills of leadership that surprised other captains
She was the real deal
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>>739904226
>You don't just let them hang on your bones

>>739904231
This is cope from Americans because they are an obese, disgusting people.
The only thing an American can lift is a miller lite.
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>>739880381
women are retarded and think they're funny when they never are.
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>>739904890
vgh she was so much better than a stinky man. a scrawny peasant woman was definitely very good at holding a lance steady and absorbing high impact shocks.
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>>739865680
>>739869243
>>739870140
>>739870728
>>739880176
>>739885265
>>739900514


These are the only goonable knights in this thread.
Everything else is pure slop. Peak reddit level shit. You don't understand the allure at all. Never post again.

>>739904775
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>>739904890
the creature you're replying to would deny that sun rises at dawn if it fit its degenerate narrative
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpGJPDVSsMw

scary movie made fun of this shit almost 30 years ago
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>>739904925
Dude you're arguing that a woman can wear something heavy better than a fat man. You're deranged.
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>>739904925
half of those links are from EU sources qualifying those studies
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>Entire thread is based people posting hit chicks in armour
>Contrasted with upset fags and misogynists crying about women and men or something
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>>739905084
Sensible chuckle
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>>739869243
I recognize this this character...
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>>739904601
>caring about sexual deviancy
Wrong site.
Try preaching on /gif/ next time. You'll find a tender flock.

To me, women are objects of sexual desire, and anything that makes them more sexually desirable to me, is good.
You are incapable of understanding this because you lack any basic amount of self-confidence in your own self or sexuality.
Until you can tell yourself, "I don't care what women want, my sexuality is always valid", you're never going to improve.

>biological reality
It is biological that my dick gets harder when a bitch is wearing metal plate.
That is the only reality you need to care about.
Any of your other rambling is irrelevant.
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>>739875415
>bottom left
king solomon'ing gender differences is a funny ass concept
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>>739869243
ironically, this is the artist responsible for all the skyrim bikini armor mods.
goes to show a real man aplreciates both.
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>>739905138
>half of those links are from EU
>The EU
The same EU that don't even have military equipment - letalone the ability to conduct studies on them?

>>739905115
Fat men weight more than 40lbs thoughbeit?
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>>739905307
You're not pretending. You are mentally retarded.
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>brigandine is actually very fancy metal armor
video games have lied to me my whole life
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>>739905225
>It is biological that my dick gets harder when a bitch is wearing metal plate.
Is this also biological?
Explain how you are any different than someone that sexualizes balloons.
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>>739905406
>I'm not pretending. I'm a woman.

>>739905421
is your neovagina also biological?
explain how you are no different from real women
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>>739905486
Let him speak, he stated here >>739905225
That he is a proud degenerate, let him speak for your and your fetish.
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>>739904790
The middle ages were ruled by brown Muslims who civilized Visigoth barbarians, that then betrayed them to the Catholic crusaders who did not want to coexist and wanted to horde knowledge that the Muslim rule was letting even the peasantry have and study. Visigoths being a robbing and pillaging pack of savage dogs of course preferred skullduggery and opression more. Very much like the Israelis they pretend to hate today.
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>>739905027
Quoted from the testimony of Jean D'Aluon at her rehabilitation trial in 1455
> That, while the French were returning from the Fort of Saint-Jean-le-Blanc to the island, the Maid and La Hire both crossed over, each with a horse, in a boat from the other side of the island; and on these horses they mounted as soon as they had crossed, each with lance in hand. As soon as they saw that the enemy was making a sally from the fort to rush upon their people, immediately the Maid and La Hire, who were always in the front to protect them, couched their lances and were the first to attack the enemy; others then followed and began to attack the English, in such wise that they forcibly constrained them to retreat and enter the Fort of the Augustins;

Now apologize
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>>739905406
Seethe, loser. You're inferior to a woman.
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>>739905556
*Aulon
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>>739905536
you started pretending you were a real woman hours ago
that you are a proud woman, so speak
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>>739865680
You're probably gay. Or a woman.
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>>739865680
Can you idiots stop getting baited and post more armored broads?
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>>739905604
No mate. You are. Just because your mom opens the pickle jar for you doesn't mean women are stronger than men. You just have a skewed perception of how weak women are.
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>>739905640
When did I do that?
You invented that.
I called your fetish out.
You then just spammed tranny because you know subverting gender roles is degenerate and it's a losing position when you are arguing for realism.

Female armor is inherently fetish degen shit.
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>>739905546
Nah, the visigoths were romanized, so fairly civilized. The moors were invaders, not "coexisters" (it's called the re-conquista for a reason), and, while there were some laudable andalusian scholars, most of the fabled arab knowledge was from ancient greek and roman texts.
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>you guys don't get it, this care is female! i'm completely straight! i'm attracted to everything that doesn't make it female, but i'm straight!
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>>739885710
Prove that armies wore full knight armor and that it worked against any projectile outside of a child chucking a pebble.
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>>739905604
yikes, you've lost really bad and now you're in melty spiral mode
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>>739905695
no you dumb moron. these are the useful idiots for feminist and all those girlbosses you complain about.
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are the feminists and girlbosses in the room with us right now?
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do you guys prefer when the underarmor is something like a puffy gambeson, maybe with frills between joints or unplated gaps, or are simple thick coats better to maintain the female form?
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>>739887170
Yes, look how old that armor is, oh wait....
I bet you still believe in Dinosaurs and the moonlanding too.
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>>739906006
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munition_armour
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proofing_(armour)
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>>739906102
You're just going completely mask off at this point.
We've moved away from the realism argument completely, and you've completely embraced being a degenerate leftist in favor of subverting gender roles because you thing feminism and girlbosses are a good thing.
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>>739906106
Men prefer when women wear less clothes anon
Ask a woman what women prefer
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>>739906290
yeah but armor is really cool, if i like plate armor and women that makes me harder, simple logic
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i thought you hate women
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>>739906347
3D women*
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>>739865680
This guy is the king of bikini armors, wtf you mean?
Nisetanaka created the fucking Kardiá of Rhodes, for god's sake.

And I won't even start with Dovahkini, you'll enter in a rabbit hole you won't be able to leave.
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>>739905840
>>739906007
Post pl8 pr onions boy
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>>739906337
Yes but you asked what men prefer, men prefer women with less clothes.
You are the one that asked for advice.

You can just do what you want to do, it might not be popular, it won't net you any commissions and there's no money from any corporate special interests anymore to do it.
But you can 100% do what you want to do, no matter how apathetically it will be received.
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What about this
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>>739905421
See, you are still lacking the basic self-confidence to assert your own sexuality without qualifiers and are projecting that onto others.
It doesn't matter what women think. It doesn't matter what that person in the pic thinks about their fetish. It doesn't matter what anyone thinks. Why? Because I am a man that is confident in his own sexuality and does not feel a discomfort or need to change it to appeal to some audience.
Why would I care whether my sexuality is functionally different from another type of sexuality you bring up? Why would that ever matter to me in the slightest? Why would I think about that?

This is what you lack. You're always going to come up with a thousand thousand reasons why you, personally, are wrong or misshapen or invalid, because you just don't have any confidence.
It is a biological fact that a woman in armor makes my dick harder. That is truth and that is all that matters to me.
The fact that you imagine I need to justify this to some woman or some abstract authority is why you are missing something.
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>>739906232
you'll join the 41% at this point
there never was a realism argument, just like you will never be a woman
see >>739900686 + dilate
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Only literal tasteless faggots deny the allure of a woman wearing clothing
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>>739906527
I am asking in this very specific thread, with a niche fetish, not men as a whole.
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>>739906524
You're not worthy of knowing my pr you pissy little sissy.
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Why does everyone collectively not know that female knights are called dames?
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>>739906430
>Nisetanaka created the fucking Kardiá of Rhodes
yes, she was posted here >>739869243 and she doesn't wear bikini armor, in that or other images
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>>739906565
>there never was a realism argument
Not in this thread, no, but you did make those arguments in the other threads you've been in.

People are tired of subversion and irony, they crave sincerity. They want to see their media reflect what people actually want, and not the fringe fetishes you have absorbed into your life and wear as a personality.
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>>739906751
>He can't post it
Oh no no no no no biopole bros is THIS our champion?

>>739906810
>in the other threads you've been in.
Post 3
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>in the other threads you've been in
see my previous post, the post linked in that one contains instructions for what you should do, and do hurry up with it
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>>739906798
She usually doesn't wear armor in the middle
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>>739906850
*twists your nipples*
Nigger.
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Japan sexualizes it, so it's obvious fetish material

The west makes is "realistic" and basically you can't even see the ladies figure. It's obvious why they are doing instead.
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>>739906758
you expect schlomo and rakesh to know that?
or to know what a knight actually is?
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Do you faggots just like being angry all the time or what? Enjoy something for once in your miserable lives.
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>>739906946
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>>739906798
deserving of analization
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>>739905546
Has this ever worked? The only things that would ever entertain the notion are brown, so preaching to the choir much?
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>>739907138
You're not angry if you're enjoying it retard
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>>739906550
Appealing to triviality is not a winning argument.
This conversation was never me questioning your belief in your fetishes, it's me making fun of them.
And they deserve to be made fun of.
It's fringe.
You live in a society, where we have to deal with the repercussions of your dysgenic sexuality.

People are tired of the depiction of women you want to only ever exist.
This is why you were always going to lose this argument.
You can't argue in favor of a fetish people are tired of, people tolerated it, and we have begun no longer tolerating it.
Because you have become annoying, and unwanted.
It's why you don't need to justify yourself.
You're a freak.
And we have passed the point where we validate your justifications for your fetish.
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>>739907138
everything is political, internalize it. you'll enjoy the arguments, you're the only one that's mad.
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>>739907138
>just allow us to turn women into dragkings goy!
no
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starting to doubt there's actually a real human behind these posts
and if it is "human", does it get paid?
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>>739891047
Ashei is so cute
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>>739888986
What is this from?
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>>739870728
She looks old.
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>>739907393
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>>739865680
okay, i wish bikini armor was as common in games as it's mentioned in online video game discourse though.
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>>739907138
its mostly one guy spun out on drugs desperate for attention
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>>739892585
you could say bikini armor was a staple of 80s fantasy art, and for some reason, 45 years later people act like it's a real common thing in like rpgs and not something you'd have to go out of your way to mod in almost all the time.
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>>739906958
While it might be fetish material when Japan does it, it still has the same impact as what the west is doing.
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>>739893719
dude know his stuff when it comes to armors.
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>>739905943
Romans were also brown and had much mingling with Ethiopians and Etruscans. Germans were also brown at the time, as the man in the painting is supposed to be one(Making some Benjamin Franklin quotes make a lot more sense), and Visigoths weren't civilized, which is why they destroyed Rome, and why the Muslims became the dominant power in Europe up till the Crusades. Visigoths are not from Spain, they were invaders and from lands even farther away than where the Umyyad came, IE brown Muslims had a history of travel and trade to the Iberian peninsula with the more reasonable Roman Christians until the Visigoth barbarians took over the peninsula and forced Muslims to restore some order there(IE, civilize them). Visigoths are originally from the Cuckacasus snowcaves and were chased out by Atila.
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>>739906798
Her default armor is bottomless though.
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>>739892585
like the other anons said, manufactured issue created by people that wanted an excuse to cover women up and justify it

dragon's crown was the last big "controversial" game with bikini armor
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>>739907294
>appeal to triviality
I'm disputing that you even have the grounds to say anything about anything.
You lack self-confidence in yourself and use various shields and cloaks of the feelings of other people as a way to lash out at others that you find aberrant. As though your feelings about the categories of various things ever matter.

Now you are making another appeal to the feelings of other people, because that is ultimately all that you are - the feelings of other people.
Learn to have confidence in yourself.
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>i like normal armor more than bikini armor
>WHAT? YOU LIKE MEN? YOU'RE A FAGGOT FOR LIKING WOMEN ARMOR DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING EXIST YOU'RE MANUFACTURING A PROBLEM YOU FUCKING WOKE SJW FEMINIST STOP PUSHING YOUR CULTURE WAR SHIT ON US
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>>739908051
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>>739882154
when people wanted to get fancy with their armor they'd incorporate the fashion of the time into it. if women knights had been common, you could expect armor to take after the fashion of their dresses.
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Drew this some years back
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>>739908051
do you think Ethiopians and Etruscans are related because they both start with E?
didn't read the rest of your retarded dribble
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>>739908051
Is this the black israelite version of world history?
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>>739908483
Nice
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>>739908213
>I'm disputing that you even have the grounds to say anything about anything.
That's a poor argument, you never proved that.
>You lack self-confidence in yourself
Another poor argument, you invented that.
An appeal to traditional gender roles does not equate to a lack of self-confidence, you should refund your degree.
>use various shields and cloaks of the feelings of other people
Projection, you are aberrant, you admitted it.
>As though your feelings about the categories of various things ever matter
That's cope, you feel insulted.

>Now you are making another appeal to the feelings of other people
The both of us understand each other clearly, we disagree.
You are a fetishist, and I am representing a return to tradition.
You can intellectualize your fetish as a progressive value, and I'm not going to disagree with that, but this is the limit to where your intellectualization ends.

You cannot prove that your fetish is valuable to society, you only proved it was selfish, and were proud of this fact.
Boiling society down into the feelings of other people is incredibly dysgenic, you have become untethered to reality, and you shame others for maintaining theirs.

I represent the tradition you desperately want to rebuke and run away from, but you can't.
You, and your fetish, live amongst us.
You cannot deny the universal will of the many to invalidate your selfishness.
It will happen regardless.
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>>739908325
>stop making fun of me
no
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>>739869892
Shit like this would make a perfect SCP
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739908742 unironically a homosexual trying to convince others and xhimself that xhe's straight
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>>739908483
chubby
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>>739908874
sounds like you lost the argument there bud
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>>739908874
its just a schizo desperate for attention, if no one replies to him he'll start arguing with himself.
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>>739909058
>everyone that makes fun of me is a schizo
lol
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what's the highest a thread has overshot the bump limit?
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>>739908483
hopefully you got better
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>>739909178
not sure, but i wouldn't be surprised if it was up to a thousand posts or more
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>>739909178
it's us right now
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>>739908213
better respond quickly before pruning time anon
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>You cannot prove that your fetish is valuable to society
Nigga it's a fetish.
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>>739909157
that's not what anyone said



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