I say this in earnest, this is the perfect Woman.
>>739870971One man's trash is another man's treasure. And a few more men's trash from the look of it.
I felt very sad that Mary Beth and Arthur were kindred spirits who could have had a good life together under different circumstances
I say this as Ernest: ewwwwwwwwww
>>739870971Imagine the smell
>>739870971I literally said "ew" outloud
sadie better
>>739871224based
>>739870971>Karen will never drunkenly barge into your tent smelling of alcohol, meat grease and sweat to rip off your pants as she hikes her skirt revealing her giant messy bush to tell you mama has an itch she needs scratching
>>739871615Shoving my dick into a pussy described as 'having an itch' sounds like a really, really bad idea
>>739871615Why even live
I want a washed-up loveless hag who gave up on finding her man. Complete devotion once your dick hits her lips and you tell her she's pretty
>>739871725Your standards are fucking abysmal. Or rather you just don't have any.
>>739871681Just tell her no anon
Dutchs gang should have just been John, Arthur, Dutch, Bill, Charles, Micah, Sean, Uncle and Javier. The rest were pointless.
>>739870971You're a faggot if you wouldn't breed that.
>>739871725Me too anon
>>739871806Why keep Uncle around?
>>739871825True i like him as a character but he would be useless in a real gang
>>739871813Id bust on her fat ass. Not gonna sentence some kid to getting raised by a whore in a gang
>>739870971uhm akshually that's a whore
>>739870971I guess trailer parks have to get populated somehow.
>>739871224Kek
>we all had herDoes this include Karen?
>>739870971>sneaky paizuri at the back of a wagon while the gang is relocatingSounds kino
>>739870971Looks like walter goggins when he dressed up as a hooker
>>739871224>Ernest Goes to Saint Denis
>>739871224>>739872574it's wild how the Ernest movies were some major cultural phenomenon and then three years later it's like he never existed
>>739872647It had like a decade long run
>>739872338Alcoholic Karen just gives terrible wrong bending aggressive handjobs
>>739870971Fat
>>739872647Brother it's fucking 30 years old AND Varney is dead.
>>739870971Why does she have two black eyes?
>>739874254She didn't learn the first time.
>>739875589
>>739875609That's not a man
>>739873825Not if she's passed out
>>739870971>kills you from syphillis
>>739871421>>739871453>>739871009I can save her, bros
>>739875897that's a space station
btw i bought a 4k screen just to look at booba
>>739871821>that boob bruiseyou just know someone went to to town on those supple bazongas
>>739870971>we all had her>but he posted her>and you know that makes him a better man than us
>>739875897>>739879194>>739879274she looks like she smells
>>739879665smells like me yes
>>739870971She's OK.Big slampig energy.For her time probably but by modern standards she's probably got an unshaven cooze and hairy legs and we should make women feel like unlovable dysgenic freaks for having that.
The camps don't even have an outhouse, except for probably Shady Belle. Everyone at Horseshoe Overlook is either going out into the woods, or risking death by shitting over the side of the overlook.At Clemens Point they'd probably be shitting in the lake, but that's not a running stream, so I don't fucking know. Shady Bell I'm pretty sure has an old outhouse.Lakay is a swamp. They're already surrounded by shit.Beaver Hollow, in the cave I guess? The fucking spot was already littered with human remains, I'm sure Mary-Beth's shit could only help the smell.God I love plumbing. Clean water comes in, poo goes away.
>>739880071Given the perpetual stew and what likely goes into it they have going shitting over a cliff might be the safest option.
>>739871821Absolutely disgusting.
>>739879194She's so hot
>>739870971Stop calling womemes perfect, you fucking simp!
>>739871806You are fucking retarded: half the characters you left out literally run the camp and are what makes the gang's life to life credible and the other half are what makes Dutch as a character credible as he believes he is some kind of Robin hood, show also his hypocrisy as an anarchist commie, since he is effectively running a nomadic mini nation
>>739870971https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJXjV_votCA
>>739870971>saggy tits nope
>>739884754>anarchist commieOxymoron, anarchists are traitors who hate communists for being "authoritarian"
>>739871813Nah. Prostitutes/whores can be chill and fun people to be friends with, but never stick your dick in one or get emotionally involved. It's not even a case of red flags being attractive, they're just fundamentally broken people.
