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Anonymous

oh no no no valve sissies 05/30/26(Sat)05:42:30 No.739877389

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oh no no no valve sissies Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)05:42:30 No.739877389 Archived

1400 kangaroo bucks for a weak piece of shit that gets mogged by tendie

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)05:44:31 No.739877460

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)05:44:31 No.739877460

It doesn't affect me because I bought it before.

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)05:44:37 No.739877463

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)05:44:37 No.739877463

Don't care, I'm a 2023 chad. This is the new generation's cheap bitcoin.

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)05:44:44 No.739877469

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)05:44:44 No.739877469

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valvesnoys got gaped

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)05:46:33 No.739877518

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)05:46:33 No.739877518

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I made this picture back when the Steam Machine was announced, BEFORE THE PRICE OF RAM AND SSD'S SHOT THROUGH THE ROOF. This is honestly what they should've done back then, just take the guts of a Steam Deck, remove the cost of a screen and battery, put it in a box and you have a dedicated "Cheaper than Steam Deck" Steam Machine.

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)06:03:19 No.739878024

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)06:03:19 No.739878024

I just bought a switch 2 for $450 how can steamcels justify this

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)06:09:08 No.739878187

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)06:09:08 No.739878187

>>739878024
I bought my Steam Deck for $300 and I don't have to buy games twice.

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)06:13:38 No.739878327

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)06:13:38 No.739878327

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this is the performance you get for 1400 kangaroo bucks
and before you ask, this is using the optimal settings on a deck verified game

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)06:14:50 No.739878361

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)06:14:50 No.739878361

>it's bad because... I am poor
Don't care, enjoying my $250 'ick on 'eck

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)06:16:42 No.739878426

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)06:16:42 No.739878426

>>739878327
>Basedderland 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm152coS3q4

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)06:18:48 No.739878486

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)06:18:48 No.739878486

>>739878426
kek I forgot the filter

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)06:39:59 No.739879160

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)06:39:59 No.739879160

>>739877389
>that gets mogged by tendie
how many games does the Switch Poo have?

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)06:41:51 No.739879226

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)06:41:51 No.739879226

>>739877389
>kangaroo bucks
They're called didgeridoos

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)06:44:04 No.739879291

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)06:44:04 No.739879291

>>739878327
>xe thinks Valve fanatics actually play videogames on this thing and not just tinker with it for 8 hours and then post screenshots on reddit

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)06:46:01 No.739879342

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)06:46:01 No.739879342

>>739877389
>that gets mogged by tendie
Can I play my steam library on a switch or only shitty games made for children. Reminder that if you still play nintendo as a childless adult you are a literal pedophile.

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)06:46:02 No.739879343

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)06:46:02 No.739879343

>>739877469
>>739877389
I love how tendies stop pretending to be pcfags allies

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)06:49:57 No.739879453

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)06:49:57 No.739879453

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>>739877389
aaaand it's still somehow a better deal than buying a shitch 2
>how
online subscription + 80 dollars a game
By the time you buy your 4th games you've already paid way more lmao

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)06:51:09 No.739879497

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)06:51:09 No.739879497

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>>739877389
>only half a weeks wage
Not terrible, not great.

Don't like handhelds though so why would I even give a fuck? PC at home, fucking awesome PC setups when i'm away for work. No one actually uses handhelds outside.