Best birb.
>>739883676now it's a party
my wife and me
wife
wifey
>>739882097I wish the Switch 2 had games
Bird thread
bird
Your bird is greedy.
I freaking love this DANG bird, dude!
Would Medli have nipples?
>>739892698would have a vagine?
>>739885596MY wife is so good
>>739885596>>739894375I refuse to believe that no one at Nintendo is smart enough to realize that Midna needs to return.
Medli who has been captured for the fifth time in a row
Eh Reh! Eh Reh!
>>739896267>good tastewhat does this mean
>>739892698Yes, to attract Hylian men
>>739889497That's my sex puppet
>>739899196We know Ganon.
Hey friends, post something new.
>>739899793with ai slop, everything is new, even if its the same shit
>>739899843Fucking cryyyy lmaooooo
>>739900063Indian mentality
>>739899793
>>739900810save us from the slop malomchad
>>739899843
>>739882097:>3
>>739882097i hate the disgusting furry birds from breath of the wild, wind waker birds are so damn cool looking dammit, they fucked up with the gay furry shit in breath of the trash.
>>739901138the proper use for AI
>Ganondorf's cocksleeve is being posted in the threadmiss me with that cuck shit
>>739901209I like how their arms can shift from arms to actual wings on the fly.
>>739901310Ashei is Ganondorf's cock sleeve?
I like thinking about a Meido Medori
>Zelinktranny attacking Ashei of all characters nowSomeone get this faggot on meds that aren't estrogen.
>>739901698cute
>>739902067What are they playing
>>739902341tetra's treasure trackers
>>739892698No, bird milk is produced in the throat and is fed to their babies mouth-to-mouth
So wait? Midna is just a Gerudo twisted by the twilight? Just got to the desert temple and this has been on my mind ever since.
>>739903221No.>The Hero of Time goes back in time and warns the King of Hyrule about Ganondorf>Ganondorf, thinking that everything is still square, does his daily routine of kissing the king's ass while looking for the spiritual stones>King surprises Ganondorf and orders for his arrest >Ganondorf flees back to the Gerudo Desert>Huge fucking war with the Gerudo happen>Gerudo lose and Ganondorf is eventually captured>Gerudo war criminals are all executed at the Arbiter's Grounds now turned execution site>Ganondorf's goes wrong and he kills one of the Sages>Oh shit oh fuck what do we do thought the Sages>Oh wait we have that huge obsidian and the mirror of Twilight that the Goddesses left us after having the Light Spirits seal the Interlopers in the great imprisoning war>Sages throw a half dead Ganondorf into Twilight>Zant stumbles upon Ganondorf's soul and thinks its a god after getting btfo by the Twili over who gets the throne>Zant and Ganondorf become one and Ganondorf is resurrected>Events of Twilight Princess happens
>>739903716Oh. From what the current cutscenes implied was that the twili people got banished to the twilight realm because they tried to use power for bad. As in Ganondorf and his people. I assume it's reaveled later that it's only ganondorf who got banished.
>>739903982>From what the current cutscenes implied was that the twili people got banished to the twilight realm because they tried to use power for bad.They used the Fused Shadow to basically mog everybody and claim the Triforce for themselves which the Goddesses had to intervene. >I assume it's reaveled later that it's only ganondorf who got banished.Yeah only him. Gerudo would just become souls if they were to enter Twilight just like everybody else does. You can see this happen in the game as well with Telma who happens to be a surviving Gerudo.
>>739894664>returnShe already returned in Hyrule Warriors. I highly doubt she will ever return for a "story" based game.
which zelda girl is most ticklish
>>739899793Friend of mine drew this today cause of Mina the hollower's releaseKina the hollower
>>739907139cute
>>739901254
>>739900810
We all know that Botw Zelda is Urbosa's cocksleeve
Cutest bird, good thread
>>739894664Anon, they didn't give enough of a shit to make TotK an actual sequel to the game immediately before it; and you want them to remember a character from a 20yo game?
Telma is a Gerudo?
>>739909794Old fan theory because of the fact we don't see any other Gerudo barring Ganondorf in that game and she kind of looks like one. Never actually confirmed.
>>739906356urbosa
Love tan girls
>>739909794It's sorta implied yeah. Her skin and hair color being trademark traits of the Gerudo and her dress skirt having a symbol on it that vaguely resembles the Gerudo one.
Why so dead? Is everyone gooning to street fighter?
>>739915342Zelinktranny chased a lot of people off from these threads while he was spamming them and going on a meltdown over one specific Malonfag that would usually only post once in the thread. Apparently that Malonfag saged one of his Zelink image dumps and it made him butthurt or something but yeah. Zelinktranny has been spamming these threads for the past few months in an effort to get them banned as generals.
>>739915551It was lit just last Saturday
Post oppai loli Link.
>>739915612Yeah and that's specifically because everybody had enough and ran him off. The damage is already kinda done. Just remember to gatekeep him and maybe we'll get these threads back to the way they were.
>>739909357please tell me shes having sex with mob enemies
>>739915682
>>739907139i loved kina and wanted to jack off to her endlessly when skyward sword dropped but she got literally NO art besides shitty futa cock shit
>>739910410I remember 'back in the day' one of the main counter-arguments was that she had pointed Ears whilst Gerudo ears were rounded, but since BotW all Gerudo have gotten pointed ears themselves. So I'd argue the case for Telma being Gerudo is stronger now.
>>739915795Welcome to my world. Well, technically the same world and you're probably even less fortunate than I am but still.
>>739915851BotW isn't canon. Regardless, Ganondorf went from rounded ears to pointed ones in the 7 year time skip in OoT so the point still stands.
Fivesome with Zelda, Cia, Lana, and Linkle.
Sex with Medli on Komali's bed.
>>739915963>BotW isn't canonwhy because you say so?
Sorry I haven't been here for a few weeks, work has been brutal and I have slept through most of my weekends.
>>739915551Surprised the Zelinktranny hasn't started dumping gay porn/gore hell even CP to get these threads brought down for good
>>739916642Based
>>739915795Believe me, I know that pain, but at least I can be happy knowing I'm responsible for her getting some good lewds drawn in recent years
>>739882097>voiced by chiaki takahashinoice
>>739916668Just ignore him, he's been butthurt longer than some of the posters in this thread have been alive.
>>739916668Because it completely contradicts everything that SS did. Am I supposed to believe Hyrule was founded by goat aliens and not the reincarnation of the goddess Hylia and her beloved hero husband?
>>739917160Wouldn't be the first time Nintendo wipes their ass with lore to retcon shit for no reason.
I'm liking all the attention TP is getting since the PC port release. It's not the best Zelda game but still a very good game in it's own right with a ton of good characters (especially girls). Plus the best Zelda girl of all time in Midna. I'm looking forward to the eventual randomizer release and further down the road the Wind Waker PC port. When OoT, MM, TP and WW all have PC ports I will be a happy man
>ALTTP Link saved the world cause Zelda asked >OoTLink saved the world cause a tree asked >WWLink saved the world cause his sister asked >TP Link saved the world cause Midna asked >Botw/ToTK Link saved the world cause it's his job>SSLink saved the world as a consequence of him trying to save the woman he loves
>>739916668Because it's not in the timeline.
>>739917356>skipping links awakening because it doesn't fit the narrativereal slick, anon.
>>739917076Perfect angle for butt sex
>>739917498That was just a dream
>>739889497She's not your wife, she's mine.
>>739917609what he dreams about says something about his character
>>739917913Calm down TP Link
Nyaa~
>>739917967It wasn't his dream
>buttsex
>>739917913AGPrincess
>>739918371Dirty shit hawk
>>739918141No you dont understand.I dont want to be a womanI just want to find one marry one and have kids with one.
>>739899793I have these
>>739918134this might be a dumb question but is this a windwaker decomp or something like that? i dont remember hearing there being one
>>739919120The WW decomp is at like 60% but no. It's a rando mod.
>>739918950>>739919035>>739919118>TankWe need Link to be there as well so that he and Riju could recreate the Tank sex scene from CP2077
I'm a master editor...
>>739918793Straight to the point. Wife material.
>>739917348In retrospect I unironically think the 8.8 score was completely fair, people were just way over-hyped for the game when it came out so they treated that score like a huge blow. It has some amazing stuff in it but a few things that drag the game down from a really lofty score, at least for me. Some of the best girls in the series though no doubt.
>>739919345Ashei has great tits
>>739917348I NEED a sequel to TP.
>>739919345>people were just way over-hyped for the game when it came outnta, but that was due to the backlash on how WW art style was, with fans believing that the Zelda space world demo was what the newest Zelda at the time would look like, so they overhyped themselves because they believed that it would be a OoT follow-up completely forgetting that MM existed
>>739915551>one specific Malonfag that would usually only post once in the thread>only post once in the threadHad to stop there:Nice try malonfag we all know you're a lolcow who can't stop posting in the threads for attention over and over while secretly shitting up the threads before "appearing" at the end to announce your arrival conveniently as the thread is about to archive.
>>739919942Giving Ganondorf a sword in this demo had catastrophic effects on the series that are felt to this day.I'm still so fucking mad TOTK reneged on bringing the trident back.
>>739919345Oh 100%. Initial opinion of a game for a series as popular and influential as Zelda is always going to be a crap shoot, and it takes a few years before the initial intensity wears down to get a true sense of what the general consensus of any piece of media is. TP was very much a reaction of Wind Waker, and is essentially a darker and edgier Ocarina of Time-like game. It puts a bigger emphasis on story and world-building, sometimes to its detriment. The game takes a while to get going, and the twilight sections get really overly long at times. The edginess it attempts is really hit or miss for me, and some of it feels a bit forced (see the great fairy being practically nude and Link's flashy sword putaway). Overall though, it gave us a different that focused much more on the side companion in Midna, with really good results. It also has some really well-designed dungeons. I just kind of wish it were better paced and was a bit more fun to explore. 8.5 or 9 out of 10 is a very fair score
>>739920112Nintendo got away with this
>>739920291Double bagger
>>739920112
>>739883676Just now arrived and seeing this slop makes me believe this party is TRULY gettin' crazy.
>>739920616
>>739916668No because Nintendo says so BotW secondary.
>>739920291they've gotten away with a ton of stuff. A lot of the fairies since OoT (aside from WW, and even then the great fairy is horny for toon Link) have been pretty suggestive, and at this point it's a running joke. Nintendo has also gotten away with worse in BotW, it's just such a large game it gets buried
How does Aryll know like everyone
>>739915551>chased off a lot of people>a lot of peopletheres about five people, each claiming a waifu, spamming aislop and waiting for page 10 to post instead of actually contributingthis is worse than the old dall-e 3 generals that failed
>>739915342>gooning to street fighterExplain further.
>>739921183She is the primordial concept of Link having a sister.
>>739921231See >>739901291
>>739921327>general is only held up by the fact its gooning and not actually Zeldawhat a dissapointment
>>739922032I liked her employee better.
Why are zoomers frothing at the mouth about ocarina of time currently?
>>739921327Noted. Thanks for the spoonfeed.Back to the zelda girl posting then.
>>739922152Because the decomp has existed for years yet there's still no sexo mods.t. zoomers
>>739922152Supposedly a remake is coming and the fuckers have never played the game so they're rushing to pretend they've been fans all along.
>>739922152They are? Good for them if it's positive froth and not negative froth.
>>739922324I played OOT on Gamecube when I was six althougheverbeitly?
>>739922347There's like 5 threads a day about how OoT sucks, aged poorly, and is overrated. There's like 3 right now.
>>739922438theres always atleast 8 Zelda threads, three of them being a goon thread
>>739922481That's fine
>>739922152They've seethed over OoT since BotW came out and couldn't beat its metacritic score.
>>739922558that's /v/
>>739922569I like OOT more than BOTW althougheverbeitly?
>>739921223This >>739920712 AIfag is literally a permanent resident from that dall-e thread and now resides in their general on /vg/ doing the exact same shit. It's not even worth getting mad about since this site has basically killed off any creative/OC in favor of AIslop.
>>739922615Wow look at this. A special snowflake. Fuck off, nobody cares.
>"Name a poster who posts characters of a game he's never played."
>>739922717Why don't you fuck off
>>739922740Sounds like you're seething over me not seething.
>>739922754Malonfag!
>>739922807fuck off zelinktranny
The people who like BOTW aren't Zelda fans
Look at this bird
>>739922152I don't know. Shouldn't that be a good thing that an 'outdated' game is getting a remake with HD graphics, QoL features and being more widely accessible? Instead, I'm seeing a bunch of threads bitching about it and bad faith arguments galore. Ocarina doesn't really need a remake, specifically because it's well-paced as is. There's no THAT part of the game and you can get into the groove in less than ten minutes. A remake will take an hour before you can finally get to the start of the groove.
>>739922847bold claim, nigger
>>739922832>zelinktranny is when zoomers like oot more than botwI can't believe my opinion has driven someone to madness in mere minutes.I attribute this victory to ____Fi___
>>739922717yikes lol
>>739922740>>739922757>>739922832What rustled your jimmies, anons?
>>739922889Toon Zelda is so slutty
>>739922951everyone I don't like is zelinktranny, and if someone is already pinned as that, they're malonfag. And if Im out of options, good chance they're a pedophile
>>739922889>There's no THAT part of the gameNigger, the Water Temple is so notable it became a normie meme.
>>739922951As an actual Fi poster. You can keep your "victories" to yourself. I don't want involved with your schizophrenic nonsense.
>>739923009I repeat, Fuck. Off. Faggot
>>739923095>as an actual Fi poster>schizophrenic nonsenselollmao even
>>739923031REMINDER that the Zelinktranny poster is a confirmed cuck that loves to watch anons rail Zelda while he watches.He's also into watching his other girl Malon get fucked too as he is also the Malonfag
>>739923095>liking oot more than botw is schizophrenic nonsense>chimping out and going ZELINKTRANNY over this preference is normalYour waifu a broken giant's knife, a BROKE BITCH
>>739923145What did you mean by this? On second thought, don't answer that. I don't really care.
>>739922889agreed, ESPECIALLY now that the PC port exists and has been updated with about any quality of life features you could ever want in Ocarina of Time plus a built in randomizer. And it still continues to be updated. If a remake comes out I'll play it because I'm a complete sucker, but Ship of Harkanian has already scratched basically every OoT itch I've had since it came out
>>739923181I didn't even mention Zelinktranny, the other anon did which he didn't even deny.
>>739923152Is he in the room with us?
>>739923028>>739923057>normieYou said it right there, those people aren't fans and they should not have been taken seriously, you switched your weapons the same way you switched boots, it was always a non-issue and they never paid attention to their surroundings in the center room. And watch your language.
>>739923246He's always beenhe's me
Alright gentlemen, you have to fuck one, marry one, kill one. MalonCremiaRomani
>>739923181Anon that is very offensive to say about swords. Please do not mention MIDigoron's failed blacksmithing venture.
>>739923292maybe the zelinktrannies and malonfags are the friends we made along the way
ALTTP Zelda has been in love with her Link since he saved her from her cage.
>>739923542Damn, hope her cock survived being caged for that long.
>>739923610She doesn't have a cock. She has a tight, beautiful, fully waxed pink slit fully reserved for hero of legend cock.
>>739923118Chinga tu madre, cabron!
>>739923826>Please help, I've swallowed so much chinky yellow sperm I need the heimlich maneuver
>>739922757AIsissies so fragile. Maybe don't spam your loli-bait slop for 2 years non-stop and you will be less recognizable. Or better yet just pick up a pencil
>>739923306Fuck and Marry CremiaKill the rest>inb4 malonfagI love titties
>>739924115Don't Cremia and Malon have the same tits
>>739924136Cremia has much larger ones, don't ask me why.
>>739924136Honestly at this point I don't even rememberAll I know is I choose whoever has the biggest tits
>>739923306Fuck Cremia, marry Romani, kill Malon
>>739924213Romani grows up bigger than both
>>739924048worst part is that he does draw but its so shit he goes to AI to make it look good
>>739924262That is so pathetic I don't want to believe it's true
>>739924332Considering the most crazed AIfags tend to be failed artists, I'm inclined to believe it.
Reminder AIfags:Confidence is silent. Insecurity is loud.Spamming your AI slop for validation shows your true colors.
>>739924387>>739924332>>739924262why can't AIfag ever generate something worth seeing like cute zelda girls getting their feet tickled or something
>>739924497AI niggers are either indians or no better than indians
>>739924525That would require them having any sort of braincells to come up with good ideas. Since they are terminally braindead, the best they can do is shitty pinups or characters meeting characters from other franchises.
>>739924580no its because AI cant do feet
>>739924525pick a girl
>>739924668AI can't do feet, hands, nipples, pussies, and even eyes.
How about some cute Zelda x Link posting?
Reminder if you've only played one Zelda game like Malonfag, your opinion is shit, and you need to shut the fuck up in these threads.
>>739924763Medli truly is the perfect being.
>Half the thread is just people gossiping about various Xfags and not even posting picsYeah, I can only wonder why these threads are dying.
>>739922717I can tell you're quite used to getting your way when you do this shit. lol
You can see the suffering on his face. Women have the worst taste in novels.
>>739924883Learn to gatekeep. That's what I kept telling you fags.
>>739924883They aren't dying thoBut yes you are correct
>>739925038Sperging about posters you don't like just makes threads unbearable.
>>739925053>They aren't dying tho
TP Zelda is so classically beautiful. It sucks she has the personality of a plank of wood. It did make the way for Midna to be the main thing in the story but damn it sucks
>>739924763She is a nice bird
>>739925165>not liking kuuderesgit gud
Spamnigger has activated, generalfaggotry on the rise.>>739925165>>739925237Samefagging has already begun.
>>739925285But is he Zelinktranny or Malonfag?
>>739924262Hey, you were too chickenshit to actually show them, so I will.This is how it works the other way around; when you don't have the model look up the booru databases. You can take ONE of your own drawings, and proof all sorts of different poses and colors, or anything else you could imagine.Luddites will say anything to shit on their target. And they'll avoid giving any compliment, no matter how obviously deserved.I wasn't gonna post this. But to see someone lose their shit over a total of 2 posted images. lol"Okay guys here's my HIGHLY IMPARTIAL history lesson on the dall-e threads. There once was a very very bad man..."
Ugh. This guy is posting Zelda pics in the Zelda girls thread? This is so much worse than people whining about xfags!
>>739925369lol your "drawing" is trash. Looks like a 5 year old drew it.
She's so pretty
>>739925518Whoa.Take it back.
>>739925165Her personality is she's a sweet and kind girl who would give her life for her loved ones and is devastated that she's a prisoner in her own home and her kingdom is falling apart. I'm sure she's a joy to be around when she's happy again.
>>739925518
>>739925369what the fuck are you going on about you schizo fuck
>>739925165It's a shame they'll never let another female character upstage Zelda like that again. Sometimes you need to have a case like that, you know?
>>739925687"I don't understand words said in order."What do you want me to say then?
>>739925739its a fucking Zelda girls thread not schizo ranting hour jesus christ
Lately I've been thinking about reintroducing the seven maidens back into the story. Each maiden has her own back story and quest. They form a choir that sings to the gods. The seventh maiden is always princess Zelda but I've been thinking about the other six.
We really need a new Zelda game, one that actually lingers and allows for discussion and civil image posting. The last three years have been horrible.
>>739925618possibly but you never get enough screen time with her to see anything but sacrificial ice queen. If they would have taken some of the time running around in twilight and given her a bit more character development she'd be so much better
>>739925369really digging into your side to write an essay lmao
>>739925792Then it behooves you to shit on this person.>>739922717Does it not?They start this.
>>739925859And we still have the OoT remake releasing sometime this year.
>>739925859I skipped on Echoes of Wisdom, was it really that bad?
>>739925879>lowercase>no punctuation>"essay"Yes.I can see why you hold this opinion.
>>739882097Best girl
>>739882097
>>739925823that'd be a good throwback while avoiding the sage stuff from OoT. I'm hoping this kind of thing is the direction they go with the series
>>739925871Once you get to know her she has a cute laugh. She loves dick and fart jokes and will show you her boobs just to make you smile if she knows you've had a bad day.
>>739925823It could be set in a pre-unification Hyrule where each maiden is from the ruling family of a different tribe whose culture is based around their respective temple's motif.
>>739925618based
>>739925941posting predictably would make it embarrassing to get caught self replying, right, Dante?
>>739926118Do you think I've done that?That I need to do that?
>>739925859This place would be civil if you weren't concern trolling and shitting up the place so you can image dump your faggy Zelink folder. Fucking loser.
>>739925938it's a decent diversion and a good game, but really unmemorable and kind of bland in my eyes. I enjoyed playing through it aside from the ending which was really underwhelming so I guess it was a good placeholder until we get a proper game announcement. The TP PC port is helping to scratch the Zelda itch, but it sucks that it's taking so long to hear literally anything
Have there been any updates on the VN? Been out of the loop for a month or so.
>>739925518Better than your shit AI slopDo us a favor and slit your throat you faggot
>>739925938Not bad, just...okay. I wanted Zelda to have her own game (inb4 some faggot mentions the CD-I games) and the execution was...eh. Interesting concept, but it was one of those panic games alongside TFH, TPHD and SSHD. They simply used the LA remake's engine to put it out quicker. The BotW menu didn't help either and a lot of echoes are redundant early on.A little fun fact: Link has more art on Gelbooru than Zelda, a rare example where the main male character has more art than the main female character.
That was fun but I think I'm done for now
>>739926451>the drawing is better than the ai slopThen why does he use AI
>>739926048>dick and fart jokesdoubt
>>739926520What If I don't want to draw all the time?Have you ever thought of that you spastic cunt?
>>739926425I'd brush her hair
>>739926346No. The schizo faggot currently spamming the thread scared him off.
>>739926006
>>739926594how does it feel to lie?
>>739926659He's secretly Todd Howard the master of sweet little lies
>>739926558dont get too tired with your dick in your hand gooning in Zelda threads, really need to get that time saved
>>739925369This is seriously embarrassing. Rather than believe in yourself and your own efforts you rely on AI slop that looks like shit and soulless. >Okay guys here's my HIGHLY IMPARTIAL history lesson on the dall-e threads.main character syndrome. i made one post pointing out your faggotry and you've chimping out since then
>>739926021>>739926078I was thinking each maiden descends from a house of Lords. Each house represents a province in Hyrule: Faron Forests, Lanayru Wetlands, Eldin Volcano, Hebra Peaks, Gerudo Desert, and the hidden Shiekah village. The Regal House of Hylia rules the Great Plateau and Hyrule Field.
>>739926827>another schizo lore I have to studyfucking dammit I just started reading on ZelinkOP
Was hoping Zelda poster would scare off the schizo
>>739926659You tell me since you've been doing it for 5 years now going on 6.
>>739926960I can't keep track of which schizo you are talking about now and how Zelda is supposed to scare them off.
>>739927091Because the princess turns away evil...
>>739894664She's a floating Nintendo companion character, so unless her name is Starlow, she's locked to one game onlySorry, anon
Ashei paizuri sounds heavenly
>>739894664I have to admit, I've never seen anyone actually put forth a good idea about why she'd return (in-universe) or what her role might be. And let's be honest, everyone likes her imp form more, they'd have to BS her into being that again.
This is a body you don't pull out of
>>739926924 (me)I haven't decided if they are all Hylian or not. Though I do like each major race getting a rogue that joins Link's band of thieves.
>>739926827I haven't relied on anything.I was just showing you an example of that thing.
>>739927429ill never not be mad that we can get two versions of ike in ultimate but only one version of zelda
>>739925823I love FSA for giving them different looks. We need another set for better waifu wars in these threads.Purple/Red maiden master race
>>739927717Why are they bullying her
always an easy way to make him stop posting his slopworked then, works now
>>739927813intrazelda social dynamics are brutal
Sup transniggers. I haven’t made a single post on 4chan all day. At the theater seeing “Obsession” tonight with the wife. Is it shit? Have good one niggers. Twilight Princess sucks ass.
>>739927584You rely on AI slop to feel even the slightest amount of validation. That's why you spam your Aryll AI slop in these threads, that's why you spam them in your /vg/ AI image general which are spiritually just the dall-e threads, that's why you created a pixiv account where you post the exact same shit as well and I wouldn't be surprised if you had a Twitter too. Just how attention depraved are you that 3 avenues to get your dopamine hits from aren't enough (im being generous by not including the multiple discords you spam slop in that total). Since we can't get you to fuck off from these threads we can make fun of you instead.
>>739928291Gem
>>739927761Just some ideas for original maidens:-Golden blonde is a spoiled brat who has daddy issues with her evil father voiced by Tim Curry.-Blue larps as a pirate princess but has yet to successfully form a pirate crew.-Red might look like a girl in public but is is a tomboy mountain climber.-White is a shy blind girl. She has visions of the future.-Purple is a witch that brews potions and stews.-Green is a gardener and botanist who's close to the Great Deku Tree.
>>739928379>You rely onI just said I don't, you silly goose.You really wanted me to read the rest of this after a start like that?
@739928291didn't ask
>>739924763>Guys only want one thing and its fucking disgusting
>>739928291>he actually went to see the new MK movieHoly fucking reddit
>>739927851
>>739928451I don't expect, I know you did because you're an attention whore. You can't even stop responding to posts criticizing you so you're jumping with joy at the fact someone acknowledges how pathetic you are. Go ahead and spam more slop, post your pixiv too
>>739928669I didn't say expect, I said want.
>He can't stop proving me rightWow. This must be his fetish
i just like swords
>>739928441Not bad.
>>739928743If you rub a lamp you're gonna get a genie, what can I tell you
>>739925518>>739926451>>739926520This exchange is very confusing...
>>739928767Just some ideas. I kind of abandoned writing a TV series because I'm not in the club and don't want to risk DMCA.
>>739928765If you did then you'd just let these shitty threads die. They're just stomping grounds for schizos to go "HURR I TROLL U" as they rage at each other with tears in their eyes.
>>739929148Bro with like a week of tutelage you could be using precise-reference to make all of this happen. Or at least proof of concept it to extrapolate a base from.
>>739929284It was sort of a monster of the week show. Each episode was an adventure that included a quest, a unique monster, problem solving, and conclusion. Sometimes its a new item. Sometimes its a heartpiece or money. Either way the reward is gratitude from the people Link helped granting him one step closer to the Master Sword, a maiden, or eventually the Triforce.
>>739929240NTA but>They're just stomping grounds for schizos to go "HURR I TROLL U" as they rage at each other with tears in their eyes.Brother I come to these threads to laugh at them seething at each other
>>739928789That's a big burger for a little girl
>>739929656I don't. I just want to discuss the lore and post my sword wife and I can't rightly do that when the only thing being discussed is who's madder, autist number 1 or autist number 2 whenever they're not image dumping the thread into oblivion with either Zelink or AI.
>>739928291Is obsession about how obsessed you are with Malonfag
>>739929780My advice is to just abandon these threads and only focus on normal draw threads then.This place is beyond salvation
>>739929762
>>739929780Let's talk about lore. What's on your mind?
>>739929982Why is she naked?
Since the Master Sword can break I thought it'd be a cool moment to rebuild it with dragon's breath. Though I don't know if this reawakens Fi or not. It'd be nice to see Fi again.
>>739930091Since botw isn't canon Fi doesn't exist there.
Which Zelda and Link would make the best looking children
Well at least it seems like the thread started out alright enough. M girl OPs are wonderful, even if not my favorite redhead. Well, not quite red but also not quite brown. Auburn, maybe? Medli still a cute, either way.>>739926346I do wonder where VN anon has been, he was really liking sharing his stuff here. Lots of people thought he was bullshitting until he actually dropped a demo. Automatically one of the coolest guys to like Zelda girls. Dunno if life got the best of him or if weirdos scared him off, but either way I hope he's doing okay.
>>739930280How are you doing Malonfag?
>>739930029It's burgers or clothing, not both.
I love Zelda
>>739930424Can't complain, which is more than some people can say.
>>739930658Glad to hear that
>>739927429I need to finish inside her
>>739882097Does she have pubes or feathers down there?
Course the show also had plans for cute girls outside of the six maidens and Zelda. There's plans to have a variety of one-off side characters that you may or may not see until late4 seasons. I had a reincarnation of Malon in there though she was planned to be Link's relative of some kind. I digress. Time for me to sleep. Goodnight.
New image dropped
>>739930704her holes are reserved for bokoblins
>>739931001That's not botw Zelda
>>739927761are you a skitzo who thinks they work for Nintendo?>>739929284who is this
>>739931179https://cluefinders.fandom.com/wiki/Joni_Savage
>>739931198she's a tight lil bitch
>>739931238
>>739930972kissable face
>>739930972why does this look like the JOJO artstyle?
>>739931179I don't work for Nintendo and never will. I'm just sharing a dead dream. Anyway good night.
>>739930190twilight princess Link + Skyward sword Zelda
I think it would be interesting if we saw other bird styles of rito. imagine really edgy ones that are crows
>>739932872Aren't Rito suppose to be mostly eagles?
>>739932872Edging for Medli
>>739933082
Gloved handjobs from a princess
>>739904729I wish she'd hold my cock like that.
>>739915682Sorry anon, not complete but another wip https://files.catbox.moe/4ra6r1.png
>>739934934Shit rommi, didn't know you were drawing a zelda girl thing. Not really my scene, that one, but I still like the cute Malon.
>>739934934Eww Rommi.
>>739932872>crow girlssparkly, twinkly!
Keep it alive shitters
>>739928291What's the lore on zelinktranny wife
>>739939842
>>739923194And if they do release a remake it better have something that makes the $80 price tag worth it. This is why you don't sit on your IP's indefinitely; fans can and WILL take matters in their own hands and if they do a great job for free, you'll have to outdo them tenfold or your new release will crumble.
>>739930280ever notice how malon whines like crazy whenver Zelda is in the OP and sages the threads, but if it's medli, malon, midna, or another m girl, he keeps bumping on page 10?
>>739882097hello Phantomarcade
>>739941497*malonfag
>>739941497I noticed you didn't take your meds
>>739941829Reminder that zelinkOP exposed how malonfag is suicidal. So malonfag takes meds.
So the malonfag and zeldafag discourse is just another way to keep the thread bumped then. This site needs to get hacked again so it can die off for good, what causes this kind of mentally ill behavior
>>739942221the difference between the two is that zelinktranny openly shitposts and owns it, while malonfag is a disingenous moralfag who pretends to discourage shitposting but actively encourages and enables it if the thread OP is a nonzelda girl like malon, medli, etc.
>>739916668BotW and TotK both fuck up the lore, not to mention they fuck up eachothers lore. Like half of TotK either directly contradicts BotW or doesn't make sense in the context established by BotWBest to just ignore them both in terms of lore, even if Zelda lore is already Mickey as fuck
>>739942221>zelink and malonfag trolling>ai slop trolling>self replying to images>bumping from page 10 (typically the OP)Welcome to the general, enjoy your stay
>>739942713Honestly not bad in terms of generals.At least we aren't doing erotic role playing and having sharty posters.
>>739927347>everyone likes her imp form more,closeted pedos maybe
>>739942845we also have drawfags, VN anon, other OC, and fun discussion. A lot better than many other generals
>>739942845>we aren't doing erotic role playing and having sharty posters.yet.
>>739943137that's basically every gacha general
>>739943156Yeah, I didn't know how good we had it until I looked at /zzz/ general
>>739943156every general eventually sieves into its true resident posters, who eventually cling to a personality, and the story goes on from there. You already got niggas goin like "Im a Fi poster" or "im a Medii poster" knowing damn well they're the only one doing it in capacity, and eventually becomes the shit like malonfag and zelinktranny
>>739943616Yep, especially when the same niggas use the same reaction images that they only post to signal who they are. While they come into the thread blogposting about how tough the week has been.
>>739943082>drawfags haven't had any in literal months>VN anonhasn't posted for a while either>other OCwhere? no one writes fanfiction either unless it's about other posters>fun discussion i wouldn't call image dumping or spamming ai slop "fun discussion".>a lot better than many other generalsthe fact that you even know this is telling
>>739944102They should be using the characters they love as an outlet for creativity but they blogpost and avatarfag instead
>>739944135>haven't had any in literal monthswe have drawfags every thread. are you blind>hasn't posted for a while eitherVN anon gave an update a few weeks ago and delivered on requests>where? no one writes fanfiction either unless it's about other postersTelling how you immediately went to fanfiction>i wouldn't call image dumping or spamming ai slop "fun discussion".We have had lore discussion and expanding on zelda girl headcanon which is fun>the fact that you even know this is tellingsee point number 3
>>739944248>it's okay when malonfag does it
>>739944250even if thats the hill youre trying to die on it doesn't exactly quantify a healthy general so don't try too hard
>>739944250>we have drawfags every threadThe AI spammer isnt a drawfag and it isnt creative either.>VN anon was here a couple weeks ago I swear!!it's been months>Telling how you immediately went to fanfictionThis doesn't even make sense. If you run out of things to bullshit about just say that. Maybe elaborate on your points next time
>>739944487When I prove you wrong, will you move the goalposts?
I say Zelink, you say tranny:Zelink
Poopdickschizo threads are fucking cringe nobody cares
>>739948547Go to reddit if you want to police threads you wannabe janny
You taking notes, Aryll AI slopper anon?
>>739949334I find it hilarious when AIfags post "WIP" vids to try and prove it isn't AI hwne those in progress vids are also faked. It's sad so many retards keep falling for it, including some people in this thread.
>>739949334Zelda?
>>739948703Good job purposely misunderstanding the post attention whore
>Thread celeb drama ruins another thread
>>739949521Link?
I want TP Zelda to look at me like I'm less than filth - a condescending expression of deep disgust.
>>739930151Breath of the Wild is a Zelda game that's canon and no amount of seethe and shitting your diaper will change that brown boy.
>>739951219I want her to smile at me.
>>739917356That is one of the many reasons that Skyward Sword is the worst Zelda game and will remain as such. What a lame ass pretense.
>>739953852>Worst Zelda>not Link's Awakening
>>739949334>Download lora of random Zelda side character with no art>generate art of her>crank my meat>go on with my dayAI is like fast food art, it's better than nothing and nothing is what a lot of characters have. Atleast your cock wont go hungry.
>>739954436You are contributing to the downfall of artists making new fanart.
>>739939842I'm gonna keep it alive all the time :)
>>739954725Oink oink paint pig, gonna have to get a real job.
>>739954725Not like I release any of it, it just sits on my SSD so I can wank it when I want stuff of that character again.
>>739955106based
we made it /zzg/
>>739954725And that is actually a wonderful thing since all of you will have to get a job
>>739955405whats going on in bottom left
>>739955405Total Medli victory!
>>739932872She stops following the player if something shiny enters her view
>>739953852I'm sorry no one loves you
>>739955106That porn parody of this with ruto that one guy posted like a month ago was kino
>>739956503I'm sorry that your mother didn't swallow you and gave birth to your down syndrome induced life,Skyward Sword fucking sucks
>>739956748But Groose tho
>>739956748I wouldnt say it sucks but I would say it's the worst of the 3d console zeldas.7/10 aint that bad though
>>739950951THE KING
Hilda best girl.
>>739954725hey look some art
Alright, I cleared the desert temple. I can see how that another anon said that the game is a bit unfinished towards the endgame and exploring the interactions between the items. Like where in the fuck am I supposed to use the spinner in hyrule field?
>>739957359Facts
>>739958038Not a good look for Tetra being jealous of her boyfriend's little sister
>>739958308The Ordonian goat herder is so lucky
What has mystified me lately about Zelda threads on /v/, is even when I’m absent the threads are still complete irredeemable trash. Barry, Sybb, ACfag and Eric were more entertaining than these new schizos.
Which game has the hottest zoras?
>>739958673ALTTP.
>>739958673OOT/Majora-style mog, Wind Waker even knew it
>>739958608XVkun will forever be funny unlike the rest of the retards you mentionedEric especially is a fucking loser that deserves the death penalty
>>739958308Only area that I found to be super unfinished was the Twilight world since it's just a mediocre dungeon.>Like where in the fuck am I supposed to use the spinner in hyrule field?There's only two locations to use the spinner but I only know of one in the north of the big bridge. That's still two more uses of the item (four if we count the next dungeons), unlike the Ball and Chain which you will never use again.
>>739958608>Barry, Sybb, ACfag and EricWho, who, who, and who?
>>739958806cute who is the artist?
>>739958673BOTW Zora have the most hylian cocklust amongst the whole of their race.
>>739958712I'm new here. Who is your favorite zelda game, and favorite princess zelda? what about non zelda girl favorite?
>>739959002Barry is a fucking loser that cries over anything Final Fantasy that isn't XV or ForspokenSybb is some guy obsessed with assACfag I believe is obsessed with the Armor Core franchise and I believe he loved Fallout 76Eric is a retard obsessed with BOTW/TOTK threads and I think hates Nintendo (Basically a snoyigger)
>>739954436this, nothing beats it
>>739959134>Favorite Princess ZeldaHat loli>Favorite Zelda gamePanoply of Calatia >Favorite non-Zelda girlDeedlit
>>739949334>The AIslophile is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a theif, a retard, a slopper, a phony, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a failed artist and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “Your post is not worth reading.”
>>739959024I can't find him for some reason, he went by "cal" though and did a few of these. Has a neat style.
>>739959787>Hat loli...you mean Ocarina of Time Young Zelda?And what's your favorite NON-fanmade actualy Nintendo mainline Zelda game?
>>739960459HMMM why do you think there has been an uptick in the past several years of artists scrubbing their art off the internet and deleting their accounts?FUCK AI
>>739959787>Panoply of Calatiareddit game, you tourist go back
>>739947132cute dresses
These threads just make me wonder what a vanillaware zelda would look like.
>>739959787>Hat loliBased>Panoply of CalatiaHoly fucking reddit taste>DeedlitActually wonderful taste
>>739962616wtf is hat loliand yes I agree that is so fucking reddit
>>739962787Hyrule Warriors Zelda my beloved.
>shittest hair>best robes
I have some rare zelda fanart but I don't feel like sharing with you AI fags.
>>739963017cmon, I want to turn it into a lora so I can mix your style with 5 other artists and pretend I made something and upload it on pixiv
>>739962737I think he's referring to Minish Cap
>>739963049shark teeth are hot
>>739963124>mix your style with 5 other artists and pretend I made something and upload it on pixiv...motherfucker, people are actually doing this. Best tell is how fast they upload pictures, so you just exposed yourself, buddy.
>>739963187>Minish Cap....that zelda is terribleIf you gonna pick a toon zelda, either stick with tetra or pick Spirit Tracks Zelda who is the most expressive
>>739963275I just slop with generalist online models so I don't steal from certain artists, but every artists all at once
>>739963270Correct.
>>739963367Like I said, you better not upload too much at once and I better not find your account.
>AIfags killing the threadWhat's new?
>>739963525that would be a shame but heres a completely random string of numbers that may or may not just be a post number: >>121682195
>>739963603>half the images are AI slop>half the images are reposts from users making personalties out of their waifus>topped with zelinktranny bullshita delicious turd sunday and it will never stop
So it turns on Zelinktranny has shit taste.Who knew?
>>739963989god damn shuttershock lookin ass
thicc thighs save lives
>drawn artdisgusting
Who should be in the OP of the next thread?(Not princess zelda cause I learned the fags here won't bump unless it's malon or whatever)
>>739964195do zelda with a lust provoking image, alongside a thought provoking question
>>739958608>even when I’m absent the threadsYou can't tell but I'm giving your retarded terminally online ass a very condescending look.
>>739964195Malon and Zelda with Ganon while Link watches
>>739964195Anju and Cremia
>>739964379Average Zelinktranny fantasy.
>>739964195her
>>739964521Yup Yup!
>>739964521I love watching Zelda and Malon getting pounded by Ganon while Link and I watch it happenI’m such a happy go lucky cuck!YABBA DABBA DOO
Why do you all hate princess Zelda
>>739965156What do you mean?We all love watching her
>>739965156Not sure who this "we" is you speak of.
cant wait for the next thread to go exactly like this one
>>739964545Goron Link's girlfriend
Both Malonfag and ZelinkOP lostEveryone lostGanon wonBoth Malon and Zelda are made for Ganon
