Modern day writing in a "game" designed for men.
:)
And then I picked the kung-fu poster and your bro goes "hell yeah, motherfucker"
Not playing it rajesh
>>739882259This.Fuck off with your disingenuous bullshit.
/v/eddit is still seething I see
>>739882119>Cressida is an underprivileged rich girl>she says dumb shit to put down the better posterand?
>>739882371>underover
Yes. Cressida says that but is "secretly" wet for the big blond gorilla man that owns the poster.
>>739882119IT’S NOT WOKE, YOU FUCKING CHUDS!!! HOW IS THIS WOKE???
>I'm so manly and hypermasculine and this is why I'm here seething on the incel chud forum seething at fictional digital toys made for teenagerschuds were never known for high IQ or self-awareness
>>739882119Yes 007 agent we need to become "better men"
>>739882972>calls the forum that hes posting in "the incel chud forum">mentions self-awareness
>>739882119Oh cool, Anita Sarkeesian is in the game.
>>739882972The fact that this game is being defended by Wokies really says it all lmfao.
Shill thread
>>739882119this was a good game4chan is becoming extra bitchy about games for the last few years
>>739883981Every interview about this not being a traditional Bond experience was so incredibly faggy.
>>739882119you guys are insufferable don't you have any fun? everyone here seem miserable
>>739882259>>739882328>>739882371>>739882430I see the arguments that this is a "satirical" line (as in, they are pretending to be SJWs to show how stupid SJWs are) but this line and its phrasing go too far. This is not fucking okay. I do not want a game to call me, the player, grotesque. "Satire" is just another form of subversion. Not buying this anymore.
>>739882119Let's just say this ends up not mattering anyway and leave it at that
>>739884181>this line and its phrasing go too farthis, this is where i draw the line, i feel personally attacked and emasculated, this is the downfall of western civilization, this line, i canceled my pre-order and cried for ten minutes when i heard it
>>739882435Lmfao, you little redditoid faggot, go back.
>>739884089I just don't like woke shit in my games. Sorry bit I decide what things I spend my money on.
>>739884086>Every interviewso you didnt play the gameshut the fuck up
>>739884320Nah, I’ll stay right here and watch you seethe, troon. Not buying your shitty woke game and nobody else is, either.
>>739884272sending good vibes
>>739884089The threads are way more fun than the game ever could be.
>>739884608>troonNigger, you're the tranny.
>>739884828Nah. Still not buying your game, shill. Now reply like a good little cuckie and seethe some more about the chuds.
They no longer hire writers, but activists.
>>739884089there are millions of things to occupy your time iwth in 2026, the gam develop has to actually work to earn my time and attention. This dev failed.
>>739884995Writing? Have you been in a classroom in the last 25 years? They only teach feminist literature about rape and adultery where the protagonist is a strong young woman who fucks a married man then later decides she was taken advantage of when he won’t leave his wife for her. I literally had to read shit like that in English lit 201
>>739884891I don't want you to buy this pozzed shit, you faggot troon
>>739882119In an Ian Fleming Bond game, one of the options would have been a classical painting, and if you pick it Bond would have something intelligent to say about its history.
>>739885573OK, I won’t.
>>739882119Honestly I hated this.It's like it's giving you two options for modern masculinity: Tasteless and empty feminized nu-male shitorGeeky masculine kitsch
>>739882972You can't really blame them for lashing out. They had one chance to prove themselves and it turns out they're even whinier than the SJWs they fought so hard against. All those years of building up goodwill of reverting things back to a better time and it turns out they fell for the same old bullshit.
>>739885983The Kung Fu movie poster is obviously the right choice, but it's some weak shit to suggest that's all that Bond movies are.
>>739885983Ironically, Napoleon fits into both categories
>>739886137You were raped by chuds.
>>739886197I couldn't put my finger on why, but I knew there was a french joke in there when I thought of that painting
>>739886137>>739882972Neither of you will ever be a woman
>>739886325???
>>739884181The line isn't satirical. She is just a posh upper class lady/bitch. And in spite of her attitude, she fancied the hyper masculine man who emulated the poster. You shouldn't be so easily offended. It's not a good look.
>>739886887You shouldn't make bad videogamesIt's not a good look either
dont know what game is itbut with the phrase doesn't look worth playing
fascinating trend lately of guys posturing as tough then boycotting video games that hurt their feelings
like it's always "I'm a big strong man, this video game makes me self conscious and doesn't have enough pretty barbies in it." Purely compensatory acts from people who clearly have a lot they need to compensate for.
>>739887349well, what should they do then, buy it?
>>739887041Not that anon and I know that this place has probably taught you to argue for the sake of it but I genuinely think if you're being sincere on any level you take the other anons advice about over-sensitivity.If you are unable to recognise an individual character statement is not a commentary on you personally, even while recognising said character is saying these things for their characterization, then you do genuinely need to stop being so easily offended.The alternative is that you're being intentionally obtuse to "troll" right now, in which case, nothing is ever really worth discussing in response to you about this.
>>739884181Do you bail from any game as soon as you meet a villain who calls your character names?
>>739887349>boycottingevery 007 is shiti consider the franchise shithow the fuck is boycotting if i was never going to buy it
>>739887535
>so bored and nothing going on his life that pretending to be mad about good video game
>>739882259Kek thisGet fucked OP
>>739887857Holy ESLCute cock thoughever
>>739882259>>739887921LOL This. So much this.Amirite fellow white people?
>>739884181>Depiction is endorsementAre you a 15 year old girl?
>>739887990Seethe more faggot lord
>>739887857I am the same size as him
>>739888016>admitting to being non-white
>>739882972HELP THE GAME I'M SHILLING IS GETTING CRITICIZED HELP
>>739887434Bond-girls are part of the experience. Why even pretend to make a bond game if a major part of it isn't going to be included?But to be honest, more than the absence of pretty girls it was this bond himself who really put me off. Bond is supposed to have charisma, and this bond is just a strange weirdo.
>>739888084It really doesn't help that Bond is in his 20's. It feels like YA fiction.
>>739882119Lying and misrepresenting like this doesn't work with a game people actually play. You should have learned this after the last couple days of getting debunked in 007 threads.
>>739888231Nobody’s playing this slop, troonie. Seethe about it!
>>739882119I understood that reference.
Why do shills desperately want the approval of 4chan? It's so fascinating.
>>739888231I note that all the people seething about that pic aren't posting links/webms debunking it even though the game's been out long enough that there's longplays on youtube.
>>739883981>muh good gameThen go play it instead of seething, oh wait it’s a fucking movie game lmaoooooooooo
>>739888308>>73988211920 bucks says the jeets that the props were outsourced to used AI here.
>>739887535Go back
BE LE BETTER!
>>739888308lmao that is a fucking 1 to 1 copy, they just changed Chiba to Fang because of course nips and chinks are exactly the same.
>>739888231whats to misrepresent, that writing doesn’t belong in James Bond.>>739888203agreed, video game devs are incredibly infantilizing to their audience. Assume we can only relate to a 15 year old self insert instead of a grizzled veteran. Which in this case, the entire premise is that Bond is supposed to be a savvy cool operator not a dumb kid.
>>739888463i never liked bond movies starting in the middle of his careeri want the full story, a bond odyssey starting as a 20 yo enlisted ending with him retiring happily with moneypenny
>>739882119I have right wing fgrifter fatugue
>>739887857Was I crazy or was the height of the safe-horny era affecting painting and statues in western video games? Even apples to apples there's that hitman level in paris, in real paris you can't throw a dart and not hit a nude statue or painting. The level is highly decorated but the only artistic nudity is hidden in the ceiling. I also remember people being surprised at nude statues in animal crossing but that's japanese. Ironically they understood this was culturally appropriate more than developers in the west.
>>739882328>>739887921Now you are starting to see how the grifters operate
>>739885738Holy shit, you are retarded
>>739888852The feeling is mutual. (I'm not even right-wing)
>>739888916You were raped by grifters.
>>739889030What is it with jeets and rape? Seems like this the only word they know about
>>739889315I'm sorry you were raped by jeetz
>>739883981it was a total non-gamestealth segments are so forgiving they seem aimed at toddlers, gunplay is ridiculous and detached terminator shit, melee combat is literally mashing a button with no nuancethe gameplay is definitively performative, it's a cheap popcorn movie game
>>739889370Good morning sir
>>739882119>>739888308What's wrong about thinking this poster looks cool? Cuz it looks cool.
>>739889434What's that jeet?Can't bring yourself to say SAAAAR
>>739883981it is literally just james bond uncharted it is good/v/ will bash moviegames and then shill VNs
>>739889494It's not that it's "wrong" per se...It's that the situation is set up so you can either pick the minimalist dogshit to simp for the bitch, or pick the "cool kung-fu movie poster"Which of course most guys are going to pick the "cool poster"The problem is neither are true to what Bond would actually pick.It's like a non-whites understanding of Bond. Or a corporate think tank's understanding of Bond. Focus group Bond. It's "bad" exactly, as in "it's not offensive", but it is lame.
>>739885571We were asked to read French literature, yes Sand was included also proust, but no one prevented us to read Camus or Sartre.These people don't read, that's why they aren't writers.
>>739884181>I do not want a game to call me, the player, grotesqueShe's referring to the kung fu guy on the poster as grotesque, which literally speaking it is. >The grotesque style refers to an artistic approach characterized by bizarre, distorted forms and whimsical, often humorous elementsAnd YOU, the player, do not look anything like that kung fu man.
>2026>expecting anything good from a fucking James Bond game I will never understand normalfags.
>>739882119>Look at how progressive we are we're bashing Asians again
>>739887349Like how troons wanted people to boycott Hogwarts Legacy?Christ the left really cant do ANYTHING, they cant meme and all their counter arguments boil down to "heh, well aren't YOU the sensitive one".
>>739885071>would rather talk shit about video games than play anyClassic /v/.
>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDSHow to easily spot the leftoid posters
>>739889653Great post.
>>739882119You can tell the game is shit simply due to how ugly the characters are.
>>739889653>akshually bond would do thisnot sure what's worse, making up your bond fanfic for culture war, or if by some chance you did things like read the books, trying to be elitist about the franchise.
>>739882119My favorite part of modern gaming is that I know absolutely nothing about how this shit plays. All the screenshots I’ve seen are just looking at this scrawny numale’s hunched over back as the retard-friendly yellow paint quest objective sits in the upper corner.
>>739884181jews do the same with gay jokes, like in Deadpool and Wolverine. They're not fooling anyone.https://archive.ph/fhUEU
>>739882119>>739882259Still not buying any of your games.
>>739882259spbp /thread
>>739896486I remember all the faggots and foids praising the latest redditpool cuckverine slop, they are well trained useful idiot goycattle.
>>739888084...but Bond girls *are* in the game. What the fuck are you talking about.
Not buying your shitty brown game anon.
>>739882259based
>>739897271>white male protag>brown gamethis board is retarded
>>739884181Fair enough. If something in the game triggers you, there's no reason you should spend your money on it.
>>739896713arguing with white people online about stuff you have never played is the most popular video game in india
>>739889653>The problem is neither are true to what Bond would actually pick.>It's like a non-whites understanding of Bond. Or a corporate think tank's understanding of Bond.>Focus group Bond.But they're not Bond's choices. But his friends'. He is just the tiebreaker in his friends' squabble.
>>739897153I have anti anti woke fatigue, you faggots are everywhere and keep making shit threads, just say you're a woke fag already and get it over with
>>739882119>only peaked at 70kConsidering how much the 1.5m got posted 3 days ago and there's no news since, it's fucked. Dragon Age Veilguard got 90k.
>>739897153>cat poster being a retarded disingenuous faggot
>>739897153>anti-woke fags so sensitive they got the jannies to delete my postnever felt more vindicated
>>739882972Why do you leave r/gamingcirclejerk when you're evidently incapable of interacting with things that challenge your worldview?
>>739889614VNs have actually good stories. No one bothers with the ones that don't.
>>739899838website staff here are actually just as mentally ill as the shitposters. no idea what the fuck happened unless it is literally a concerted effort to make this place as unusable as possible
>>739901097this guy runs the website btw
>>739901097As a long time shitposter I take offense to that, I don't deserve to be compared to a m*d
>>739901416Everyone knows that hiroshimoot and rapeape are shitstains that deserve nothing but derision, and that mods are all retarded faggots who shadowban people they don't like.
>>739882119Said by MI6’s top driver, by the way.
>>739902271I'm a pretty good driver and I like paintings too
First Light is kino so vpol lost
>>739902562forgot to mention I'm trans btw
>>739882119i just wanted to say...........i love kung fu and chinese oriental stereotype stuff...........maybe go enjoy that.............instead of playing gay $60 game where you talk to realistic looking people and shoot a gun sometimes #573367.............pro tip we have that at home its called real life...............
>>739888443There's a lot different but there's more similar. So it's not a 1:1 copy at all. There's clear differences.
>>739902878>showing toe beansyou got the shitpost correct
