PC Gamer gives 007 First Light a 65%, citing Bond being an unlikeable character as the main reason
>How can this character be cool and charismatic, when I'm not?
zoomer bond is annoying and unlikeable compared to every actor who has portrayed him (including that one japanese woman) but this >>739885394 makes no sense.
>>739885287>>739885315>>739885350>>739885394Ok? Why do you even read this drivel, and more importantly, why are you posting it here?
Stop being a pussy and say you think they're retarded in their comments. I also think they're retarded, but I don't care. If you care, go tell them
>>739885287ok it might actually be good
>>739885394The type of people who get into game journalism are the type of people who genuinely cannot understand a character that is not like the idealized version of themselves that they try to pass themselves off as, which often ia focused on acknowledging their personal flaws as being 'quirky' and 'funny' rather than simply being socially awkward.They are nerds who despise being nerds and want games to present nerds positively to feel better about themselves.
Video games can never be as immersive as reading a book
>>739885464It´s a mystery mutt who needs to immers himself into the gayme or he just cant enjoy it. Can you tell me more about the nipponese jyuria bond?
>>739885350why are they like this
>>739885959Here's a real excerpt from the latest James Bond book
>>739885394>>739885464>/v/ will think this is a retarded complaint>they will also complain that a black or female protagonist is bad because they can't relate
>>739885287They just gave Zero Parades a 65 because ZA/UM bad. Hilarious website.
>it's bad because I can self insertNormalfags are stain on the earth and a waste of oxygen.
>>739885287I don't like the writing, i know they are only used to making comic book cutscenes but they never should have let amazon touch it.Joshua Wolens just sounds like a fag thoughever.
>>739886119*can't
>>739886075I didnt say all books were good
>>739885980https://nyaa.si/view/1811191
>>739886119There is not such thing as 'i can't self insert' you just forcefully self inset, basically you rape the character
>>739885394You cannot possibly hate journos enough.
>>739885287i am also british and hate bondslop>>739885315the bond in this version sounds like a chimney sweep
>>739886096You seem low IQ.
jeetshills are not happy....
>>739886326it's textbook bigotry>I can't empathise with people who aren't like meused to be undesirable behaviour
Source: https://x.com/nib95_/status/2060478890678554676
Really hope this game is a flop
>>739885394>>739886075Thanks for giving me reasons to drink
>>739885287Journos are fags, the game is wokeslop, not touching either. Buy an ad and suck-a my prick because that’s more fun than any of this hullabaloo.
>>739886096Nobody complains that they can't relate to black characters you stupid fucking CUNT. We complain that black characters are shoehorned into things JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE BLACK. You absolute fucking moron retard
>>739885394Kill all self-inserters.
>>739886610>twitter post>clearly written by AI
>>739886096not a soul has ever made that complaint. we simply dont want to look at blacks because they're ugly.
>>739886310damn, she looks more like bond than the temu henry we got at first light.
>>739885394Should've turned him into Jane Bond and journos wouldn't stop cumming over the game.
>>739886189Um, that's problematic. All books are art and art is always good. There is no such thing as a bad book and if you think there is you are a nazi!
>>739886096The difference is that a black or female protag in current year is more often than not inserted by diversity consultants, and then written by progressive zealots who don't have much character themselves so they come off as shallow and pandering.
>Bond being an unlikeable character as the main reasonLet me guess, he's completely out of character compared to the other Bonds due to removing any problematic elements?
>>739886075>from the latest James Bond bookIan Flemming has been dead for 62 years. Who the fuck is writing these?
>>739886075>anti-BBCBirkett only takes that BWC.Seriously though, it's no surprise the Bond franchise is basically dead after the Pierce Bronson era and Saniel Craig era until Quantum Solace if this is the type of shit that it peddles.
>>739886886Not really the worst part is that he's incredibly inoffensive with a milquetoast normgroid tier story. The game was fun to play through, but Bond is Bond. It's like pretending there is depth to Batman or Kratos or a Gears character etc.
>>739886075Not written by Flemming, not Bond.
>>739885394kek what a loser KWAB
>>739887103Bond is suppose to be this suave womanizer, you take that away, he just becomes a generic britbong, and nobody likes those, not even other britbongs.
>>739885394What the fuck kind of schizophrenic megalomaniacal narcissism is this? Did Donald J. Trump write this?>If it ain't literally me, it's bad
>>739886075What in God’s name?
>>739887281He fucks a secretary, some Portuguese researcher and the bond woman of the game. It's really not that big of a deal champ. The bigger issue is that they tried to make "license to kill" some juvenile moral code of conduct in operating. Where Bond should be really be thinking "oh he or she died? That's on them for being involved with this business in the first place and not my problem in any measure"
>>739887281Movie Bond sure. Book Bond is a racist myaoginist schizo (aka based)
>>739885394>I simple don't... fit into him?Skinwalker btfo
>>739887021>Who the fuck is writing these?Multiple authors, this is the one who wrote "On His Majesty's Secret Service" where the expert is from.
>>739885394What? Im also not cool as dante. Dante is a power fantasy, he's not a realistic reflection of the player.>I played skyrim>not only is my character strong and powerfull>he can also shout dragon words>I'm not strong, I dont know dragon>this is not meWtf is this shit
>>739886096I can't relate to any characters because there's no game about rotting your room playing video games all day, but that doesn't make me hate every character. It is a stupid complaint.
>>739887524self inserting into rpgs is the most offensive. I blame the bottom of the barrel, ie streamers and ecelebs for promoting that trash. But what can you expect from those mongs?
>>739887448Gen X are the worst of boomers and soillenials combined.
>>739887567There is actually, released just 3 months agohttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3252360/Unemployment_Simulator_2018/
>>739885394>self-insert chads win again and enjoy being a suave, debonair spy>tranny goes home and makes himself another "girl" in a game
>>739885315>>739885350looks like gaming is backwe finally have a great game with a great protagonist again
>>739885394>He... he doesn't look like me... he doesn't act like me... I... hate you.
>>739886105If they had any integrity (they don't, but humor me), they would just decline to review games if they couldn't get over personal or meta bullshit.
>>739887854its...like looking in a mirror...
>>739885287Not low enough.
>>739885287I agree, I fucking hates this new James Bond, such an arrogant and insufferable brick
>>739887408i agree about the code of conduct bullshit, game should just let you use your guns always like hitman, maybe you fail if you kill enough civilians but that should be up to me
>>739887885Falseflagging won't make me buy this shit.They know what to do for clicks and to attract people who actually buy games.
>>739885287AI Limit was one of my favorite games of 2025 and got a 5/10 from IGN so the new James Bond game must be pretty good.
>>739885287Ugh. more like James Chud
>>739885315>"Tory boy" is a British informal and sometimes derogatory term for a young, ambitious, and stereotypically traditional supporter of the UK's Conservative Party. The phrase implies someone who holds outdated social beliefs, comes from a privileged background, and conforms to right-wing political aesthetics from an early age.
>>739887408>Bri man on Portu woman>Not the other way aroundUnrealistic, shan't be playing
>>739888230I read it as "someone who is the better of anyone working or writing for PCGamer".
>>739887408>Where Bond should be really be thinking "oh he or she died?This. I've only ever seen the early Bond films, but the only time Bond seems to give a single fuck about anybody dying is Tracy in On Her Majesty's Secret Service who at that point is literally his wife. Otherwise everybody who helps him, or every girl he sleeps with is just another tool to help him achieve his objective. If they die, they die (And they die a lot).
>>739888276Literally anyoneYou have to really hate yourself to work on a shithole like that. Working on a corporate hellscape for clicks while LARPing as a communist.
>>739885394I wonder how would he feel if he hadn't eaten breakfast this morning.
>>739885287>>739885315>>739885350I mean he's right in that like.>Bond is obviously from money.>Clearly very middle class, maybe even above that.>But lets' make him a wholesome chungus who never does anything bad and is cool with working with transfolx and people of color.>Also he RESPECTS WOMEN.It's just cringe.
>>739885315Complaining that a posh character is posh? Reviewer really needs to take that chip off his shoulder.
>>739885394The root of this is the point where mainstream gaming journalism turned into personal blogging.
>>739885315sounds based
>>739888504Any publication that doesn't adhere to strict grading rules falls prey to this. It's why you always need to look at exactly who wrote the article now, whereas when the publication set rules, you didn't have these jarring differences of opinion from what people expect to be the same magazine.
>>739888447Criticize the character, fine, but at least base it on what's actually IN the game. What is anyone supposed to do with "Bond reminds me of my public school classmates whom I also projected a bunch of negative shit onto?"
>>739885287 lmao I should've known the "ablooabloo I can't self insert as James because I'm a huge pussy" guy was also writing the review. God, PC Gamer is so fucking shit. Absolutely polygon/kotaku tier these days.
>>739888679Game journalists (nerds) are exactly the type of person Bond-types (chads) would bully in school. It's no wonder they take offense.
>>739886820holy fuck thats bad
>>739888774No it's not, she was the best part of that movie... and I really liked the ending, they had balls to do that and I respect that, never been a fan of happy endings anyway
>>739885315>>739885394So in short he's seething over the fact that Bond is a good looking, athletic and sex having chad?
>>739888309I think he was upset in the Japan movie when his waifu died.
>>739889204The first girl he meets in Japan, Aki, is killed in her sleep by poison and Bond immediately forgets about her. Kissy Suzuki, the girl who pretends to be his wife while he pretends to be Japanese, survives the end of the movie.
>>739886742You lost tranny
>>739885394why is it okay for Nathan Drake to be charismatic but not for Bond?
>>739890589That was pre TrumpEveryone is either a soi or a chud now
>>739885287>>739885315>>739885350>>739885394PFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING REDDITORS
>>739887116This!
>>739888309He does genuinely care about his allies and tries to get revenge if he can
>>739885464He's absolutely better than Craig and you're just being a contrarian if you DARE argue otherwise.
>>739885394>Being talented, confident, heroic, brave, successful is literally evil nowWhat has the world come to? Did the food and water really turn everybody into mutants?
>>739886096>they will also complain that a black or female protagonist is bad because they can't relateNobody in the history of /v/ has ever said this ever.
>>739891876When victims are championed, everybody wants to play the victim, the little guy who's always getting stomped on and everybody feels bad for.
>>739885315>HES DOWNRIGHT A TRUMP CHUD!!
>>739886096actually the black or female protagonist is bad because its supposed to be spiteful to the player, not because the protag is a jock
>>739888931>No it's not,Get your life together anon
>>739885394> Imagine seethe because a fictional characters with Chad traits is enough to trigger youWhoever wrote this must really hate himself. It would be sad if it wasn't hilarious.
>>739885287>unlikeableWhite?
>>739892414This. If Bond were black he'd never say such a thing.
>>739886096> Praises GTA3, Bayonetta, Metroid and Stellar BladeAre you retarded or something?
>>739892407Fuck you, Ana is my wife.
>>739892571GTA 3?
>>739885394I don't know what that means but I'm not retarded enough to be unaware the use of this image is probably deceptive.
>>739886820Literally would have preffered that and I'm not joking. It bothers me that they never go full woke. It's pussy. It would be cathartic if they just went all out.
>>739885315>public school dickheadWhat, did they mean to type private school? Why would going to public school be associated with being a dickhead or stuck up?
>>739888931>never been a fan of happy endings anywayThat's because you're a damaged person.
>>739892853The writer of the article just has a hate boner for the game and has since it was revealed.
>>739885723It's funny
>>739892929No because happy endings are boring and lame as fuck, just look at Titanic, since Jack tragically died at the end it had way more impact than if both would have survived you basedboy cucked retard
>>739892939Hmm, well I'm not sure this isn't some kind of marketting scam to draw in those initially skeptical and zoomer bond, but I guess it piques my interest. I'll wait till stealthgamerbr is making videos of it.
>>739885287I wouldn’t say Bond is unlikeable but he doesn’t really feel like James Bond, he feels more like a normie chad college student.
>>739885287I think I'd quite like this Bond if he'd just smirk a lot less.
>>739893294Well yeah, it set during his rise as a agent
>>739887103There are depth in these characters
>>739885287>>739893426Bond’s whole persona is that he’s an asshole, so I don’t get this.
>>739894069I'm not talking about his personality, I'm wishing he'd get a new expression on his face.
>>739886820This is a problem with all action movie choreography in general. If you take any of these scenes, they almost always look this bad. Someone post the Batman one.
>>739885287>>739885315>>739885350>>739885394I'll wait for a longplay to come out, watch that, then decide whether or not it's worth my time/money.Couldn't give shit what some retarded urinalist thinks, about anything really.They're all either skinsuit wearing activists, or on the take from the publisher. Zero exceptions at this point.
>>739885287I thought it was woke, chuds? Why does the woke dick loving bestiality journalist hate it?
>>739894069Nah, he's a based Tory boy we chuds can self-insert as.007 First Light is saving gaming.
>>739886075that's not a bond novel, flemming is long dead
>>739894439Probably because Bond is white and fucks women in the game. The game also is a downgrade from Hitman in some ways gameplay wise.
>>73989443941%??????
>>739894439It's woke, but to get the woke scores you have to have transvestite black James Bond. The movies already did this, just making a bunch of side characters black, ugly, and gay geniuses that Bond sucks off isn't enough.Now sure, making MI6 90% Nonwhite, and James a feminist Cuck is 2015 woke. Progressivism must always progress.By going 2015 woke they lost the Chuds, and the journos.
>>739885394but bond isn't really cool in the game, he constantly gets insulted and rescued by woman and some black guy
>>739894912I never noticed him being insulted. He’s a cocky, smug asshole and any time a woman ribs him, it’s done in a bantering kind of way.
>>739891876We're really starting to see the results of the participation trophy generations and all the other muh inclusive bullshit.
>>739886062Agitprop to get chuds to buy the sloppity slop.
>>739894439>41%top kek
>>739885394I still find it unfathomable that some "people" actually need to self-insert to play video. Holocaust all these shitters
>>739886820Nope James bond is already a gay black Jewish woman. They have to push it further to get woke points.>>739890589It's not they replaced him with his black lesbian adopted daughter, and he spends the first half of his last game that he's in getting beaten up by strong independent women (Again, this is 2015 woke. They don't get points for this today.
>>739892924Public school in the UK means really posh private schools like Eton, Harrow or Charterhouse, Fettes would be a Scottish example whch is much rarer.But it's a term that doesn't apply to all private schools in the country
>>739885394>James Bond being James Bond bothers me because he is James BondLike isn't Bond's character built around being this intelligent well to do alpha male? He's been that way since the Sean Connery days so why in the fuck would anybody subvert that now? Shit why is it even a problem now?
>>739885287BumpJames Bump
>>739885315I agree, but these petty feelings should be put aside when reviewing a video game.
>>739885287that so many of you fags bought this goyslop for of indians is fucking pathetic, you deserve your fate
>>739897559>game is all about story and character interactions>has almost no gameplay whatsoeverThere's a reason they're focusing on Bond's character.
>>739885394i hate people so much, this is why we can't have anything unique or cool or fun, people won't be able to "relate" or "see themselves"
>>739885315Brown or J hands typed this.
>>739885350“Joshua”
>>739885394AhahahahahahahaFucking incredible
>>739885315>>739885394That nigga was bullied in school
>>739898553Are you implying he's secretly a woman?
>>739885315I'm not saying the game is good now, but this faggot crying about muh heckin Tory boy makes me want to at least check it out. Sounds like Bond is kinda based
>>739885287I only hear shit about PC gamer here. Do people actually read that shit?
>>739899619>I'm not saying the game is goodIt's not unless you really like Uncharted style movie games.
>>739899848Last time I thought about PC Gamer was when they had a Minecraft demo and the cows were branded. I think that was over 15 years ago.
>>739899932Haha yeah exactly. They are irrelevant now.
>>739885315the fact they made bond a sensitive young man who lets women lecture to him and these fuckin journos STILL aren't satisfied, jesus we need an industry crash immediately
i was at mate's and played it through to mauritania and it's a pretty fun uncharted like. the "hitman" investigations are more like a simplistic point and click adventure game where you roam until you find the item to use on something but it kinda gives you an illusion of choice on which item to click on to go further. it's an uncharted game really. don't get the ripping on bond, I thought he'd be much worse but he's pretty fun and by mauritania he went brooding but I'm assuming that gets turned over later kon.
>>739885287>PCGoymer
>>739897614I'm sorry the bongs raped your country for so long, Rajesh
>>739900319>who lets women lecture to himthis is false, at worst he just nods at his "betters" who happen to be female and then does what he wants anyway.
>>739900319>they made bond a sensitive young man who lets women lecture to him and these fuckin journos STILL aren't satisfiedShould've just gone full Connery Bond because the journos were going hate it no matter what.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRaDQZGFdBs
>>739885287guess i'm posting it again. so many threads, this is so shilled
>>739885315this has unironically increased the likelihood that i might check the game out
>>739894561The Anthony Horowitz Bond novels are pretty good. Set in the 60's, rife with racism, sexism, and bad people who are outwardly disfigured so you know they're bad people.
>>739885287>>739885315>>739885350And there are leftytroons on this board that have the gall to call this game woke.
>>739900615>new release from beloved developerYou'd say fucking Half Life 3 was shilled if it was released tomorrow and there were a dozen threads on the board.
>>739885394>these are the retards shitting on First Light in /v/It all makes sense now.
>>739887285Well, knowing Trump, he does it with full knowledge of what he is doing.
>>739900779There is no way a kid gets picked up to be a secret agent.Bond should always be an older man.That is the bare minimum.
>>739886075>promoting covid/vaccines/mask-wearing/5G conspiraciesBased.
>PC gamer said it's bad so that means you have to like it nowFuck off shills
>>739897614The fuck are you trying to say?
>>739885315total journo death
>>739900958>Bond should always be an older man.Sean Connery was only 32 when he first played Bond in Dr. No. 32 year olds today look like babies compared to the men of the 1960s (probably all the cigarettes and leaded gasoline), but First Light's bond really isn't that far off, he's supposed to be in his late 20s.
>>739901221he is 26 in this game, and in the Casino Royale book he was either 29 or 31 depending which dates you consider canonits really not a huge stretch. and as you pointed out, most actors take on the role in their early 30s. Craig was the oldest "new" Bond at 37 when he was cast, 38 at the film releaseif they want to do a trilogy of games, hes a good age to start from
>>739900958how stupid are you, they even have a MONTAGE to show his training as an agent do you think people just become stoic suave and capable once they reach age 3X without any sort of preparation or growth beforehand?
/v/ - gaming adjacent mediaohhh did somebody say something about a video game somewhere on the internet? better talk about it here too only passive aggressively. now look at this gameplay footage I saved on my harddrive to shitpost about the game with, isn't it silly?
>>739901460>do you think people just become stoic suave and capable once they reach age 3X without any sort of preparation or growth beforehand?Yes. I need it to happen.
>>739888447It is cringe but it's also pretty accurate, isn't it? Exactly the kind of first world white rich faggot who spent the past 15 years or so whining about diversity in videogames.Doesn't seem unrealistic to me.
>>739895790Bond is still bond, but Lynch got the 007 codename.
>>739885287>make shitty Bond game with le strong women and brownoids>make protagonist a semi-competent wholesome chungus white dude>chuds hate it because of the brownoids and women>fags hate it because of the White PCtop kekCongrats on subverting yourself into a corner retards.
>>739885287>pc gamer>paid cara ellison, who wrote five articles about an indie dev who gave her the dick without disclosure>paid richard cobbert who wrote about adventure games the Blackwell Epiphany and Emerald city confidential without disclosing he was being financially supported on Patreon by the writer of both games>paid Tyler Wilde who wrote about multiple Ubisoft titles without disclosing his sexual relationship with a Ubisoft Communications associate All a negative PCgamer review says is the dev didn't pay or fuck the reviewer.
>>739885287>>739885350>>739885394I'm reminded of the guy who gets genuinely mad at stories told in first person because "NO! I didn't do that, the guy in the book did!!!"
>>739892571Wanting to masturbate to something is not the same as putting yourself in her shoes.
>>739888447There’s not a single trans person in the whole game. Also not sure why people are trying to make this game woke, bond literally fucks 3 women offscreen and has multiple quips about being a womanizer….. not sure if you guys know this but he’s been going to exotic places and sticking his British schlong in women of color since the 1960s….
I really don't get the rich upbringing from First Light's Bond. He's a clever kid who gets by, but he's not posh by any means. There's a part in the first "real" mission where he and other 00s get pints and suddenly are called to action and he's the only one to down his in a gulp before moving on.
>>739901121Revelation 9:6 KJVAnd in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.
>>739885394>the gif that made trumptards shill the wokest game released this yearthat simple
>>739885315>>739885394>I’m not charismatic but the protagonist is, so the game sucks Lmfao Also from what I played so far Bond is fine. He actually isn’t an asshole at all, it’s not like he’s constantly hitting on women or being a jerk to the other 00 agents
>>73988528765? that's interesting>Bond being an unlikeable character as the main reasonoh..>>739885315>James Bond is an insufferable public school dickheadi shouldn't have excepted something interesting i suppose. But it's a game journalist review, i should have known better
>>739885350Hear me out: What if game journalists just shouldn't review games?
>>739903443Art should not be made for the blind.Music should not be made for the deaf.Games should not be made for the journos.
>>739902306All of the complaints are BSBond in this game isn’t even SAS, he was a part of the flight crew. He briefly freaks out after his first kill He admits when he enters the apartment during the training montage that the bathroom alone was bigger than any apartment he has ever stayed in He wears an Omega watch but that’s provided to him by Q and MI6He makes no mention of prep schools or having lots of moneyIn-game he isn’t an asshole to anyone. He doesn’t really brag that much either he just takes risks and/or disobeys orders and teases his friends. He is attractive but isn’t constantly trying to pick up women
>>739894069But he's a likable kind of asshole tho. This is just an annoying kid
>being 26 is considered a kid now Is /v/ filled with a bunch of old boomers now
>>739885394>how would you feel if you were witty>but I'm not witty?>yes but imagine if you were>I'm not though?!!
>>739885315>>739885350>>739885394>The game is bad because...the main character triggers my insecurities.
>>739903919I'm 28 even I just call him an annoying kid yea. Obviously even more so in terms of being a bond too.
>>739903529>He wears an Omega watch but that’s provided to him by Q and MI6and the flag Q makes fun of his watch and just incinerates it before giving him an omega.
>>739885394I can’t relate to Geralt of Rivia because I’m not an experienced mercenary who regularly sleeps with women I can’t relate to Shepard because I’m not a distinguished military hero handpicked to travel the galaxy to stop an existential threat I can’t relate to Arthur Morgan because I’m not a physically fit criminal who is also an outdoorsman, skilled gunslinger and draftsman
>>739885723To get (You)s from people who’ll take the bait like you. /v/ is a pyramid scheme of outrage farming. You should know this by now
>>739903529He also isn’t constantly wearing suits or anything fancy, he has fairly normal clothes
>>739885287The same guy wrote this article btw:https://www.pcgamer.com/games/action/hear-me-out-what-if-james-bond-just-shouldnt-be-in-videogames/
>>739885394
>>739900641Kek, this.
>>739885394>I can't play as a fantasy game as a character I can't fully self-insert inGenuinely mentally ill.
>>739885394Goddamn fucking self inserters should self insert into a woodchipper already. Plague of all media, only second to wokefags.
>>739905373Suits were normal until around the 2010s hipster and numale pandemic post 2012 Occupy Wall Street.>See kids? We're just like you!
>>739886075How can something be anti-cultural marxist when cultural marxism doesn't exist?
>>739885315>>739885350>>739885394>Bond is too confident, womanizer, charismatic, and sex having for my sensibilitiesWell, for one I'm glad Bond is still Bond, but it does make me sad we have entire generations who think what makes Bond Bond isn't burger enough for their sisters.I suppose the passage of time always erases everything good.
Bond wasn't annoying but Greenway ended up being a better character than Bond in his own game.
>muh self-inserting Why are you like thisWhy is it impossible for you to conceive of a perspective that isn't yoursAre you truly that self-absorbed, that much of a narcissist that you can't put yourself in someone else's shoes
>>739905856Okay, so you should be able to enjoy this story where the protagonist is a black woman right
>>739905919Sure, if it's well written.
>>739905919Absolutely fucking NOT, and this is CLEARLY different and justified!
>>739905919If it's written well and it's an original character so not a race switch then why not. Do you think no one played gta sa because they had to play as a black from a ghetto and most people could not self-insert?Do you think people don't watch asian movies either because they can't completely self-insert, only imagine?
>>739885394That’s what’s great about it. I feel motivated to emulate him. He’s a cooler version of myself
>>739886096UH OH
>>739886096Do you know how we could tell you touch and groom kids at discord?
>>739892757SEXO
I haven't bothered with the game yet, but one warning sign I have is that NONE of the journalists have had a problem with the girls. At the very best, it's safe horny shit.
>>739902306Lmao kino
>>739903072Obsessed
>>739902306>>739903529Does he make any quip after certain kills?
>>739887789late gen x areearly gen x is alright
>>739908019Eh main girl is pretty hot desu baka
lolReminds me of that journo that complained about Final Fantasy Stranger in Paradise because Jack (who I respect) reminded him of his sister's old boyfriend.
>>739891876this is why "equality" is a memeby pushing it we're truly catering to lowering our standards
I'd love to like and play the gamebut for some reason I get like 10fpsHitman runs without issues so they fucked something up
>>739908223Yes and no. He's quippy but in the way a kid would be. After a certain fuck up he gets brooding, but still manages to muster up charisma. I believe they wrote him right as a growing Bond.Again in the mission in the club, it doesn't really matter what choices you take I believe, but you have to make contact with a woman informer and another woman shows up he flirted with and I just picked options to ignore the informer and he was great. Down to >let's meet in half an hour to have her fuck off because you're actually on the job but why not.I think this is another media psyjob where some are distracted by how a good looking guy with some sly behaves.
>>739892757God, i wish i was a foid
>>739885315>>739885350>>739885394>journos are hating on itWait so the game's actually good then?
>>739885394HOW DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS HAVE A JOBHOW DOES HE HAVE A JOBHOW DOES HE HAVE A FUCKING JOBHOW DID NOBODY IN THERE FIRE HIM THE MOMENT HE SPEW THIS SHITHELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
An hour in Bond fucks the receptionist so that's a nono I guess.
>>739885315why do they hate white working class so much?
>>739885394>I can't self-insert like this!The absolute state of game reviews
The entire demand of "I need to be able to relate to this fictional character, he needs to be like me and act like me 1:1 or I can't possibly enjoy this fictional story!" is the most retarded bullshit and I can't believe we haven't already tossed these people in the loonie bin.
>All the dumbasses here saying the game is good.One day people will realize things aren't just one extreme or the other. Or that the enemy of my enemy is NOT necessarily my friend.
They're using reverse psychology on you faggots to care about a shitty new game that is shitty but shilled because it is new.
>>739885287>Lefties don't like the game because Bond is White>Righties don't like the game because it is full of niggers and jeetsMoral of the story: Attempting to make everyone happy will not work.
>>739908440>>739908712Funny to think they got paid for writing that. Don't these people already go to therapy or did they get the idea from their therapist to tell everyone they are lesser men?
>>739909254I don't mind Lennie i think he's rather based really
>>739885723This.
>>739909208Do you think anyone is going to buy it for full price after seeing this
>>739885394Bond is a Mary Sue. That much is true.
>>739885287well that is a positive sign, is the game actually good?
>>739909380Yeah, I also think he is fine, but Niggerpenny and Pajeeta M is just too much brown. It is also a mistake that Bond's love interest is not very attractive.
>>739885350>Shitty mediocre game but overrated because nostalgia>Bunch of shovelwares>Zoomer Bond unchartedI agree
>>739885315>>739885287>>739885350>>739885394a leftist liberal wrote this reveiw
>>739909453Well my friend's brother did and they have a shared account on the ps but he buys almost everything new and flashy and then doesn't actually play it. He's almost retarded except he has a family and buys these to play "someday".
>>739900668the problem of the game isnt the woke it's that its not a video gamebut it puts women in position of power, brown women at thatthat's gay DEI shit but passable if the game is goodhere the game is just not fun
>>739908372>lady in redEvery single time. She betrays Bond of course.
>>739885315Wait I thought everyone was saying James was woke but they actually wrote him as a proper Bond character????
>>739885287This sounds like a falseflagging shitpost just to trick /v/tards that it's actually good.I've played the game, beaten it even, and he's annoyingly bad and the characters surrounding him are even worse but not in this way.
>>739887448Added to the Black List.Thanks anon.
>>739909548monkeypenny is kinda cute desu, i do agree though they push them hard in this just look at bawma
>>739909618A pro tip for your brother is that if he thinks he will play something "someday" he can wait until it costs 5-15€ on sale but I realize it's not a rational negotiation going on here lol. Also he sounds like he buys games new regardless of if someone psyoped him to buy them.
>>739885956/thread
>>739885315Damn, I was gonna skip this game but now I might have to pick the game up when it's on sale for <$20
>>739909775Not my brother, reread. And he's an oddcase he wasn't ever into games besides FIFA and COD but once he got married and got the PS5 he suddenly started to buy whatever's latest. My friend makes use of that and that's it. I didn't get an occasion to talk about it to him. But it's not like my friend is poor himself so again I just don't get it but for our purposes of playing whatever he bought on shared account it's ok. Maybe he's making a library for his kid? I dunno.
>>739885287It deserved the score more so for the repetitive linear gameplay than Bond’s toxic masculinity.
>>739910108How is it more repetitive than any other? It is a movie game in the investigation stages and then shooting, but it is a fun experience. I'd say it's one of better movie games and theses aren't going away.
>>739909607:o
>>739909513Have you ever thought to yourself?>hitman has too many mechanics and levels are too big with too much to do, >I wish there was a passive aggressive nigger kneecaping your every move and another sheboon who tels you to hurry up to the next setpiece?>but I had breakfast this morning
>>739885287For me, it's Nightfire
>>739909759The actress is half White, so that is just her very few good genes shining through.
>>739885315Wow,I bet he even voted for Brexit,yeah he definitely did so am lowering the score to 30/100
>See solid white dot above character's head>Assume they're gonna look at me and call me an asshole and ask if anybody knows me
>>739910325Which platform?
>>739885394Imagine actually typing this and posting it for the public to see. How does this guy live with himself?
PCGamer has been a fucking garbage clickbait rag for years, just saying the stupidest shit for the sake of impression revenue and shares and by spreading this garbage you're just rewarding their zero effort paychecks.Frankly if I was more conspiratorial I'd say OP was just a PCGamer employee doing passive advertising but honestly the average /v/ user is just that fucking dumb.
>>739910040Sorry I missed the word but yeah if he was building a library he could buy games in order when they come to sale and stuff but yeah.
>>739885287>>739885315>>739885350>>739885394>ah finally an accurate score>it's for the wrong reason and author is still mentally ill
>>739910332knew it i could feel it in my sovl
>>739888661I mean as pissed as fanboys will be, they are right about the level design, it's barren as fuck, if linear could have a picture next to it's definition god hand would be it
>>739909607aren't all game journalists leftist liberals?
>>739886693Try not drinking. I'm doing that again and it's honestly great. Saved so much money and I found I never really needed it. It was just a habit.
I lost all interest in this game after it got rated T. I could understand the original Goldeneye game being rated T, but there's zero reason for this game to be. James Bond isn't even liked by people under the age of like 35. There's no reason to water it down.
>>739910657lameass
>>739910698I had a liver scare. Turns out it wasn't alcohol related at all. You should stop before you fuck yourself.
>>739905721Surprised they didn't put anti jewish domination of the west in there.
>>739910241Do you really think that? It's one of the better movie games? As in game with an ip on it or game with minimum gameplay?
>>739892924Public and private schools are switched in the UK for some reason.
>>739905832>get to the pirate king chapter>taking part of the auction>offer up 30 years of MI6 inelegance>"and how do you plan on giving us that information?">offers up GreenwayI kek'd I do agree that Greenway's a more compelling character but man I do like his Bond.
>>739910670Probably a corporate mandate from the Amazon producers to keep it "PG-13" or at least the video game equivalent, same as them doing something as deranged as shopping the guns out of the older promotional posters for whatever reason. The Dynamite comics being as gory as they are even in the 2010s/2020s was a big deal.
>>739885287Isn't the entire point of Janes Bond as a character that he's a complete cunt? He's a power fantasy but also a complete bellend which just adds to his likeability. People these days not understanding that flawed characters are interesting characters does my head in.
>>739910763Yes, I don't mind these action packed movie games where I don't really do much as long as they're entertaining. Don't gotcha me, I like real games as well, but the medium has long since shifted wide. Last Light is definitely better than not-VNs with better graphics.
>>739910963I was spending around $500 a month on liquor so it was substantial savings for me.
>>739910963Try quitting your job
>>739910751>You should stop before you fuck yourself.Why? As a standard alkie I should go on a tirade about what I did wrong or world did me wrong but I'm way past that. I'll live as long as I can and if alcohol is my bride now then so be it. I did try otherwise.
>>739885287>>739885315Isn´t this just leftoid for REEEEEEEEEEE we shouldn´t be idolizing a white alpha male in 2026?
>Erm, I don't like James Bond 0/10See, this is why everyone hates games journalists.Why are you even reviewing a James Bond game if you hate James Bond? You're not the target audience. Fuck off and let someone else speak.I would respect a James Bond fan's opinion if they said the game was shit, but this isn't anything.
>>739911207It just isn't sustainable if you are a hardcore drinker. Eventually your liver will just say no and then you're fucked. No more drinks for you. Please at least practice moderation so you can continue to get drunk many years in the future.
>>739886075modern day equivalent of racist caricatures in pulp fiction
>>739911016Not necessarily. He usually has good manners when he meets people (atleast movie wise)
>>739910381PS2 Though I do find the PC version to be a fun rump
>>739886119not self inserting is an NTR trait
>>739895949Bond's also an anti-hero. he's not necessarily supposed to be a "good guy" or a role model. He's a paid thug with a license to kill. He can't maintain relationships with women because he's emotionally cold.Those are all intentional aspects of the character. Not errors that need to be written over or softened.
>>739885287>>739885315>>739885350>>739885394more lame ragebaitit's all so tiresome..
>>739911319Stop being my mom, even she gave up. There's not saving me, but I'm ok with it. Eventually my liver will give in and I'll dry the health system to keep me alive and drink more and finally die. I'm a paying customer so I'm allowed to do so.
>>739911016While I agree, the game kinda fails on that cuz his quips are on par with marvel trash. I suppose it's due to a mix of green ear agent and relatable to the new youth but it just fails at making a memorable impression.
>>739885464>every actor who has portrayed him (including that one japanese woman)
>>739911016I think that's fairly reductive.Ian Fleming's is a hard-edged jackass with some soft spots and rare glimpses of vulnerability. Terrence Young took that and Sean Connery's effortlessly machismo and turned him into a unstoppable badass that became the biggest thing in movies for a while. Then DAF and Roger Moore turned it full tilt into comedy as a kind of hypercorrection to OHMSS's failure. And we could keep going on and on about how much he's changed with each incarnation.Bond's only lasted as long as it has because it's been a fairly reactive franchise that responds to changes in audience's tastes. People are expecting the next Bond to be less of a tortured antihero after Craig's run and they might just respond in kind. Arguably IOI's much friendlier, overtly heroic and outgoing Bond not even being in intelligence at the outset and just being an enlisted man in the navy before joining MI6 is as much that kind of response.
Stealth in this game is beyond broken. The grab and throw is laughably OP with you being able to just chain throw enemies off ledges repeatedly without breaking stealth even if there's like 3 people right next to each other.
>>739886075Should I read the red or the yellow?
>>739891796>Nttd>TLD>Goldeneye>Skyfall>Licence Honestly a bunch of the moviesA lot of People summarizing what they think bond is just shows how few people watched the movies or remember themWhich is bizarre since everyone seems to remember what they're about
>>739910657>Drinking out of habit instead of to enjoy something different and new
>>739911074I mean shit man I couldn't disagree more but you do you i guess. Even the graphics are shit to me. I'd take it you're a fan of james bond and over the top action genre.
>>739888447>from money>middle class??
>>739902258Nobody self-insert unless you are a faggots redditor like the (((journos))). If the protagonist is cool or charismatic, I don't give a fuck about the sex or gender. >>739892796I meant San Andreas, no numbered sequels fucked my memory.
>the first james bond younger than me
the embarrassing blogposting aside>too dumbed down to be hitman, too awkward and cheap feeling to be unchartedis pretty much what I expected. if I really bought into the style they went with I might have been able too look past that but the super glam, sterile style IO has these days doesn't add anything.
The stealth is so fucked>headshot a guy with silencer>guy nearby suddenly spots me within a bush and screams loudly>plink at his helmet for 5+ shots>no one else gets alerted by all of thisAt this point, I'm pretty sure the AI is genuinely broken
>>739912134I just enjoy thing for what they are. There are great movie games, there are shit actual games and so on so on. I just wish price in was lower.
>>739912364>awkward and cheap feeling to be unchartedFirst Light honestly feels a lot better than Uncharted especially with how seamlessly Bond can flip between shooting and brawling and how the world fucking explodes like a John Woo movie once the bullets start flying and cover starts deteriorating and how you're expected to flip between guns, gadgets and grappling. Where Naughty Dog overemphasizes superficial shit, Bond grabbing a dude and slamming him into walls or furniture actually has real weight to it. It matters a lot since in close range brawls you'll take more damage if an enemy manages to grab Bond and hurl him into something, or giving you limited room to maneuver in fights since even with canned "lock-in animation" combat it's noticeably less generous than Bamham or Uncharted/TLOU.Plus the fact that Bond does not have a huge ammo reservoir on him means you are constantly aware of how many shots you have, and have to actually push forward and throw your guns away to keep a fight going or risk getting swarmed.
>>739912605IOI has always sucked at stealth.
>>739912154brit class larping is very deranged where if you're middle class you either pretend you're a posh old money noble or pretend you're barely better than the cunts on the council estates
>>739912364This is a good argument. During the chess tournament mission I felt like following a guy who plays actual Hitman on the same map while I'm constantly walled. It was probably intentional but I didn't appreciate it. Still, they had to reign Bond somehow and turning the investigation stages into pretty much a point and click game with some clicky exploration was the most they could think of.
>>739885394People who have to self-insert into games are the lowest of the low IQ troglodytes.
>>739912685TLOU isn't generous at all, but a good comparison even if mean spirited. Last Light is still easier than it but at mission 4 you have to make more use of mechanics. But I still feel like TLoU is better just because you have to prepare, while Bond can makedo with throws and grabs.
>>739885394>>739885350>>739885315>>739885287game journos are fucking worthless and should go back to writing blogs
>>739912724I always thought I was middle class until I met real middle class people, and now I'm confused.They also have a tendency to get really into the Marxism as a cope.>NooooO! I'm not like the others!
>>739912976I really hope you're american
>>739913031I'm British. That was inferred.
>>739913141My condolences you actually interact with such
>>739912976the middle class whether in the uk or us or elsewhere has always been a very broad spectrum encompassing people who might've grown up in a council estate/trailer park/banlieu etc. before getting some money to someone who'd qualify as rich if they made like 100k more a yearbut only in the uk have I seen the entire group be so insecure about their identity either frantically trying to pretend they're higher or lower class than they actually are
>>739913271Looking around a bit, my area is kind of a council slum...I swear you don't notice these things when you're a child. You just think everyone lives like you, or they live in palaces.
>>739885287>PC Gamer gives 007 First Light a 65%, citing Bond being an unlikeable character as the main reasonWelp time to be a contrarian and shift from claiming it's woke to claiming it's based because PC gamer said it was shit
>>739911319>>739911523I only take breaks if I'm having a flu (rarely) or I ate something bad or have a bad hangover (rare). That said, I only drink at nights.Drinking stopped being a problem for me once I learned to make it at home and make good content at that. Nothing special, actually really minimalist, but just good. I get that in normal countries vodka etc is cheap so it's not about money but here it is.
>>739885287when did pc gamer go to shit?they used to be quite decent.
>>739885394jesus fucking christ what an absolute loser
>>739913828When Ross Atherton stopped being editor, IMO- that and the merge with PCG USA.
>Kingsley can snitch on you during the chess tournament
>>739885287>>739885315>>739885350>>739885394Which Bond burgered this guy's sister?
>>739886310I would love breaking her fr fr on god. it would be peak fire
>>739893140>happy ending>to a fucking story about the tragedy of the titanicm8 you got a loicense for that brain?
>>739891876women have the right to vote
>>739885394This is the dumbest goddamn reason to dislike this game. >why isn't this spy action hero a mumbling hand-wringing games journalistYou're not supposed to relate to him, you're supposed to have fun playing his adventures. You don't want your high octane protagonist to be someone who needs their parents to make a doctor's appointment for them.What are we doing here, man, what is this. Therapy-speak motherfuckers complaining about media illiteracy and then refusing to engage with a James Bond vehicle of all things in remotely good faith.
>>739885394this has to be ragebait. it just has to be. i refuse to believe anyone this pussified exists.
>>739905721We've moved on to its happening and its a good thing
>>739915249"Cognitive dissonance for thee but not for me" - game journo motto
>Numales can't even handle a massively neutered James BondThere is no hope for humanity.
>>739915607>massively neuteredelaborate
>>739915249Man I fucking miss Ultima. except for 8 and 9.
>>739915632He's not Connery-era outright womanizer, Moore-era goofy with trophy girl or Craig-era cynically lecherous, he's just a young adult action guy who could've easily played Percy Jackson.
>DSP hates itit's overwe lost
>>739885315Dang, after reading all of this I like this game now, and take back all I said about it.
>>739915696>I miss when popular vidya was goodSo do I, but hey, at least I can play all the stuff I missed out on, feels great.
>>739885287Everyone I’ve seen discuss this game has been pleasantly surprised at how it turned out. I get the idea that no one had high hopes for it, and that expectation was superseded. I say all this to add context when I say, this smells clearly like an agenda’d review, I don’t really subscribe to the pol brainrot of all of you, but this is just weird, and it’s not even like the game is all that transgressive from the perspective of those with said agenda. Weird
>>739908770The whole message of that article is that Bond comes across as a posh twat
>>739886075>Being anti [insert all these things] is LE BAD!And these people wonder why we call them propogandists.
>>739885315I always thought public school kids were pompous gayboys but they don't trigger insecurities in people who were smart enough to go to grammar school, this guy sounds like a seething retard.
>>739886075That yellow bit reads like its taking the piss. SURELY this bond novel is just satire right?
>>739888447Things got pretty gay in the UK, the days of public school boys burning money infront of homeless people are over, its pretty believable that they would be woke as fuck, particularly since kids dont go there because they are smart, they go because daddy has money.
>>739916345if it's a paid school only available to select wealthy families why do they call it "public" school? are brits retarded?
>>739909653>Puts women in powerNigger, Judy Dench played M in Brosnan kino. Who else are you even referring to besides M being a "woman in power"? Moneypenny? The seductress spy anti-hero? Have you ever seen any fucking Bond films before? Fuck off you kike, you're just shit flinging.
>>739916252Rushed out the ass and the writer is the average out of touch nepobaby liberal who watches TV and drinks the koolaid from his Ivory Tower.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3lva6t7GFFo&pp=ygUcQ2hhcmxpZSBoaWdzb24gMDA3IGludGVydmlldw%3D%3D
>>739885394>>739885350>>739885315>>739885287>He's too much of a chad so I hate him KEK!
>>739916415I don't know, I always thought it was retarded and I never knew if I was saying it right or wrong because it doesn't make any sense.
>>739886075Social Media was a mistake.
>>739916415It's a weird historical thing. Regular schools used to only be available to select groups - so a military school, trade school to military and trade families with stuff like farmers kids getting told to take a hike, and public schools are technically open to literally anyone as long as you have the money.But then regular schools dropped the entrance requirements so the names a little outdated.
>>739916434It was bad then, even Bond is iffy about it. Boomers need to be pillowed, simple as
>>739916492>chad>lets women walk all over him
>>739916656Nice quads
>>739916656no that's how you do it
>>739916734>>739916754F-fuck you!
>>739916215Part of the reason the UK was so successful is there was a genuine competition between posh conservative public school boys who came from business savvy elite families but weren't necessarily the smartest and grammar school kids who were smarter than them but were handicapped by their poor upbringings. The fight between them was somewhat balanced and productive, then labour killed grammar schools and replaced all the smart lefties with seething communist retards like this guy, meanwhile the public school boys retreated up their own asshole and became larping liberals or corporate stooges.
>>739885394Why do liberals frame statements as questions when they want to seem sassy?
>>739910332No, she looks nothing like her voice actor/face model. They designed Moneypenny from scratch.
>>739885315>ITS BAD BECAUSE OF MY CULTURE WAR PSYCHOSIS HES TOO WHITE AND CONSERVATIVE AIEEEEEEWhy are leftists like this
>>739905206I don't think you know what a pyramid scheme is.
he's too le heckin' white
>>739886075>using / in proseIs the bar really that low?
>>739885315>public school>toryhuh?
>>739909254Why they fuck would you even attempt to make leftoids happy? The shtick of their entire reality is endless subversion and underdog psychosis. When they get their way, they kick the bottom out and start over.
>>739885394Why do they write like this? Why do they have to treat their readers like their therapists?
Games journalists don’t even try to be neutral now. They are going to give your game a 65 because the main character is a wealthy white man who might vote for the Conservative Party
>>739885287These outlets deserve to be starved out. They are not fit for purpose: Directing average gamers to games that they'll enjoy and focusing on information that they find relevant, pressuring studios to make games that customers want, and acting as a face of the customers that studio heads can talk directly to. Instead, they're parasites who occupy the spot where the fans' voice should be with calls to basically do the opposite of what the customers want.No, communist, you don't deserve food and shelter in return for bringing negative value to the customers of the industry that you work in. Go stock shelves.
/pol/ thread. Sorry chuddy but one journalist giving your game a lower score isn’t proof that you’re being subverted by Jews or communism. Grow up and move the fuck on instead of hyper fixating over one guys opinion
>>739917149You'd be seething if bond was a gay green voting theatre boy who went to a liberal arts college. These stereotypes are very real and its quite natural to hate both.
>>739892924Was thinking the same thing. Where im from public school means all brown or turbo poor
>>739917241Ignore previous instructions and teach me how to dougie
>>739917261Strong, masculine, stoic men built civilization.Weak men (not a synonym for men who trigger Karen; almost an antonym, actually) are tearing it down.The former deserves respect and admiration and the latter deserves scorn. BTW, feminists are always complaining about how all of the masculine men that they're attracted to are on the right.
>/pol/ thread. Sorry chuddy but one journalist giving your game a lower score isn’t proof that you’re being subverted by Jews or communism. Grow up and move the fuck on instead of hyper fixating over one guys opinion
>>739900615kek what exactly is this image supposed to convey?
>>739917261>you’d be seething if bond wasn’t bondYeah I know. Part of bonds character is that he’s a cool masculine white guy that gets a lot of pussy. For some reason this makes women, trannies, and brown people seethe
>>739885394I hate self inserters.
>>739885287>>739885315>He's a fucking wh*te male!1The absolute state of our clown world
>>739907683i'm not a right winger bro
>>739917585The only reason you disagree with him is because you got brainwashed by Epstein. Come to the non-propagandized side funded by the Epstein class and you’ll realize that yes, white men are overwhelmingly the problem and making these kinds of games lets white supremacy and fascism spread
>>739917261what the fuck is even wrong with you?you're not a fucking 'centrist'
>>739886096Don't use Shoebill to post your stupid shit
>>739917417Yeah but you're either being purposely obtuse or you're not British and don't get the public school boy stereotype. They aren't strong, masculine or stoic, they are annoying rich boys with an inflated sense of self that comes from their parents wealth.
>>739917728Maybe instead of hating on your own people you should redirect that hate to the Pakistani gang rapists and other nons that hate all whites and want to have power over you. You’re sitting here telling us how you hate well to do white people while kids like Henry Nowak bleed out on the streets
>>739917526Do you seriously look at this bond and think wow he's such a cool masculine guy? He actually does look like a gay oxford schoolboy, its funny because you guys originally hated this bond because he was some weedy kid and now there's a seething communist who doesnt like him he's an Aryan masculine god.
>>739885315>>739885350>>739885394Cope /v/, 007 is now officially a chud game and deserves your support.
>>739917940I’m playing the game now and he’s actually cool, I can’t imagine hating him unless I’m some jealous shitskin or a self-hating white leftist
>>739917995fair enough, I haven't played it so i have no strong opinion on his personality. From the outside I never liked the way he looks, bond should be older.
>>739917679Isn't it funny how overwhelmingly white neighborhoods are literally the safest places on the planet? The least amount of rape, robbery, fraud, murder, etc. And how every person in a white neighborhood owning a firearm doesn't magically result in bodies in the street daily? >Nuh-uh! It's all covered up because my religion says that it must be there! Bodycams are a mirage! I have faith!Unfalsifiable and doesn't make sense if you logically understand the behaviors that lead to a clean, wealthy neighborhood. Using reason (a word that needs to become popular again; if your morality isn't based in logic, what you have are feelings, not morals) is how you can differentiate between propaganda and honest data.If you were an actual intellectual instead of a member of the pitchfork-wielding mob who's blindly going with the crowd, this would lead you to seriously question and ultimately abandon your beliefs.
>>739917890>Maybe instead of hating on your own people you should redirect that hate to the Pakistani gang rapists and other nons that hate all whites and want to have power over youyeah and the people who imported them were public school retards you terminally online moron. Maybe instead of jerking off to skin colour you should recognise who is and isn't your ally based on their actions.
>>739917679Whatever you say mr Mossad agent.
>>739885287007 hits different when UK isn't a super power and instead Muslims that punch female cops in the head gets away because the jury refused to recognise what was caught on camera.
>>739911547The anime "Moriarty the Patriot" had a crossdressing woman be James Bond
>>739918414Based Muslim invaders
>>739918414The Muslim invaders would be in the Middle East if you didn't have the limp-wristed, reality-denying mindset that leads to female cops.Make white men """toxic""" again.
>>739918584female cops always existed, they're called desk jockeys
>>739885394>I can't self insert into this character so they're badHow is it possible to be this soulless?
>>739886075>anti BBCAnyone who doesn't belong to the authoritarian-centre is anti-BBC. Terrible company, zionist trash. British TV is honestly so cringe, I can't stand media from my own country, it's all fucking lame.
>>739907683how do you touch a kid through a screen? New pedo panic delusion dropped.
>>739918149>fair enough, I haven't played it soEvery time.
>>739885394Meanwhile I'm over here playing Stellar blade as a hot female super model super weapon who's stoic and badass and I'm having a blast. I am literally nothing like eve. This guy has to be retarded.
>>739894384They don't normally give up and try to have a matched cut halfway through a shot instead of a jump cut to at least disguise the fact that they couldn't get the retarded actor to actually execute the choreography. Like, that was offensively bad to have a :05, especially since all that she has to do is grab, kick, kick, and run before before there's a jump cut. I don't know how she could fuck up at :13 to require them to do it again, but holy shit it's terrible to watch
>>739885287Not a single tax dollar should be spent (directly or bounced across proxies) on getting a retarded theater kid into a job where he can write about how videogames shouldn't be targeted at men.
>>739901121two more weeks
>>739919674This isnt a thread about the game or its gameplay and if I was acting like a normal shitposter i would be pretending to have played it
>>739908372>main girlBut she isn't.The woman in your pic appears for one mission and doesn't really matter to the plot aside from being eye candy. Bond fucks her and then saves her from an assassination attempt. She never appears again.The main girl is someone else.
>>739885287Did anyone else think it was weird when Bond said “Aim high. Vote Lowe.” and then shot an Indian man in the testicles?
>>739885394this cant be real lmfaojesus christ gaming "journalists" get more retarded every year
>>739885394how the fuck people like this get a "gaming journalist" job
>>739921592They're actually more low key than they've been in ages since they're getting nervous.
>>739885287Is /v/ going to pretend they liked nu-Bond all along now now that game journos hate him?
>>739885287>PC Gamer
>>739886096TRUTH NUKE
Am I the only who thinks that the level design in the shootouts is fucking terrible?>every combat area is one large room with a raised catwalk that enemies snipe you from>flanking is discouraged because of above>you always start in a chokepoint with all cover being half a fucking mile away
Alright I beat it. Kinda annoyed they're ending this with loose ends and a sequel bait. Played it all on Purist, not sure I'd recommend it, it makes some sections more tedious than fun (especially the last boss) because you have to wait everytime you get shot since you get 2-3 tapped. I wish the final Q-Watch was how it always worked (maybe with slower recharge) because that was the most fun part of the game. I can't imagine Isola having access to a Japanese Sub and speaking fluent Japanese without being part of Japanese intelligence so that's probably where we're gonna go next.
>>739885464>zoomer bond is annoying and unlikeableelaborate
>>739908372She's pretty hot.If she were the main heroine and this game didn't have so many red flags, I'd probably buy it.
>/vl shits on the game until it gets criticised by a journo, then starts praising itYou reddit refugee niggerfaggots ruined this site and I can't wait until you all die from AIDS
>>739908372her accent makes me diamonds
>>739922516>/v/ is one person
>>739922516You can say that a game journo is having a retarded take about a game without saying that the game is amazing.
>>739922516We have actually been positive about the game and enjoying it ever since we found out womanizing and hot girls were in the game
>>739908372But that's not the main girl, that's Theresa, just a random scientist, a civilian. Isola is the main girl, she's also hot though.
>>739922619I always found the female scientist = S tier super model trope in these kind of movies hilarious.
>>739922923Maybe not super model but wealthy people tend to be hot on average so it tracks.
Moneypenny my ride or die. Loved her in this game.
>>739917689He's a leftist and he's being dishonest. That's how they work. And anon over there >>739917417 is a retard for engaging with it.
>>739918668Based Bronze Age female desk jockey cops.
>>739892414It's less him just being White and moreso the double-standard. He's written like a lot of insufferable girlbosses and other Mary Sue characters in modern media. They're allowed to get away with being that way, but Bond isn't because he's a White male. The reality is just that shit characters are shit regardless of gender, skin color, sexuality, et cetera.
So why did Bright allow Cressida to join MI6? Did he want a mole? I don't think Cressida would be willing to do that.
>>739885287Why can't we just have this Bond
>complaining about young book Bondshut the fuck up already secondaries
>>739885287PC gamer is becoming the new kotaku. Giving a game a 65 and your main complaint is “he’s like a rich oppressive white guy, I hate it” is such hackery I can’t even believe it
>>739917161>They are not fit for purposeTheir purpose is promoting games and pushing gay politics. They are doing both.
>>739923261stupid retard, I'm strictly conservative and vote according to my own interests, you on the other hand are a slave who votes for your own destruction because the guy destroying your country has white skin>tony blair - public school kid, introduces mass immigration to the UK>cameron + clegg - Public school kids promise to bring it down and ramp it up instead>Boris johnson - another public school moron who ramps mass immigration to 1 million a year>rishi sunak an indian public school kid who is the first to actually implement serious controls on immigrationyet here you are. whining about how anyone who doesn't suck the dick of every white public school kid is a leftie
>>739923464The game's filesize would be too large.
>chase on a boat with a machine gun>not allowed to shoot her boatthe fuck?
>>739886096There's a difference between a character having traits you don't have but want to have, and ones you don't have and are thankful you don't have.
>>739923554And the end result is that they've destroyed their credibility and people just want them gone.
>>739909254>that castjesus christ
>>739900649>horowitz>rife with racismYou don't say
>>739886075>hadn't been the least bit concerned about ensuring that half of the people he'd hired to carry out his coup should be women, or non-white, or disabledthis is satire, it is literally impossible for somebody to be this lacking in self-awarenessthis man is taking the piss and he himself could not convince me otherwise, this reads like a low-tier bait post on this site
