'ate I 'ate II'ate III'ate IV'ate V'ate VI'ate VII'ate VIII'ate IX'ate X'ate XI'ate XII'ate XIV'ate XV'ate XVI'ate remakes'ate remasters'ate mobile ports'ate gachas'ate audio books'ate animated filmsLuv XIIILuv LightningSimple as
Idk bout all that lil bro but:SEX WITH FANG>SEX>WITH>FANGSEXEXWITHITHFANGANGFANG SEX! FANG SEX! FANG SEX! FANG SEX! FANG SEX!
>>739887390>strayan dyke
damn you must be fat af
>>739887868I love Australians, and women are only lesbians in the absence of a good dick-down. Here's a secret: a lot of dykey "studs" have boyfriends on the downlow.
>>739886883What's good about lightning? Isn't she really stuck up and cold
these are the exact type of contrarian or just plain brain dead retards that loved FF13, par the course
>>739886883I wish this game didn't force me to play with men in the party
>>739890175I love that 13 is so shit not even hindsight-based historical revisionism can save it. It's just a bad fucking game. I heard its sequels are actually better, but the first one was so bad no one played them.
>>739890039She's the captain marvel brie larson movement of FF. And it was an utter failure just the same.
>>739890286The worst part is that as the gameplay improved throughout the sequels, the story just got worse and worse
>>739890291What's funny is that even if Lightning was a man she'd still be equally unlikeable, just look at Dante from DMC 2.
>>739890286XIII-2 improves the base combat while completely fucking up the paradigm system because your third party slot is a pokemoniirc the crystarium is also completely fucked up and I can't remember if you can reset progress in it either
>>739890291Nah, cheesy lardson is far worse. Lightning actually grows as a character and legitimately care about people like hope.
XIII's most egregious crime is how it bled into the other mainline gamesStaggering enemies to be able to deal damage is a boring and time-consuming mechanic but it somehow found its way into other titlesAnd I absolutely fucking loathe ephemeral concepts like fate and destiny and pre-disposition but now every FF has to yammer on and on about destinyAll because of this fucking piece of shit
>>739890634So does cm (if you can stomach her two movies), didn't make her any less shit either. Lightning has way more problems as a character than just her generic development.
>>739890603If you wanted to min-max in XIII-2, you had to follow a spreadsheet as you developed your characters in the crystariumA fucking SPREADSHEET
>>739890917Same. How does hitting a squirrel 30 times with a sword 500% it's size do fuck all to its life? Oh no but you have to hit it's exposed scrotum with your entire party's coordinated atb gauge dump to STAGGER first, then your sword can subscribe to a limited time membership required to have the privilege to kill rat.
>>739891445You're funny. Let's fuck.
I love upturned collar girls they are the best
>>739887390Calm down, Vanille
>>739886883Lightning has my Toblerone and she won't let me take it back.
>>73988688313-2 is the only good game in the series. Monster customization and Noel and Sarah having an interesting dynamic is why.Plus OST is a banger. >>739891102You mean improves. You can literally just choose whatever Pokemon you want and build it how you want. You are right though, minmaxing is bullshit without a guide.
>>739886883FINALLY a good thread!
Anyone can hate 13.But are you brave enough to hate 12?
>>739890474Isnt she just female Cloud?
>>739893684>single player MMO>absolutely irrelevant 'protagonist' >derivative sphere gridI can and I will. The only faggots who play this shit are gooners for Fran's butt and Balthier lovers.
>>739886883Eclair owes me sex
I don't think there is a single memorable character in 13 outside of Sazh.
>>739890175par for course. it's a golf reference. 'par' is the score that a typical pro is expected to score through the course. so, when you say 'par for course' it means "someone is scoring equal to par". that is, " an expected outcome"
>>739893428BASED Goddess worshipper
>>739890414I do not give an iota of a shit about the story. do any of them let me dress Lightning up in a lot of cute outfits and look up her skirt?
>>739893912>t. Hope
FF went wrong with III and never recoveredAlsoFuck mana
>>739893684the last good FF was 5.
>>73989437114 is good, too.5, 7 and 14 are in a league of their own. But if someone likes 6 or X, that's fine too.
13 has one of the best battle themes its just a shame all of the encounters are so short you win before the best part drops
>>739894685LR fixed that by having Crimson Blitz start at the best part but then they fucked that up as well by only having it play in 2 areas of the whole game
Maybe it's just me but I've never liked a single Final Fantasy game ever. The most boring shit ever. Turn-based JRPGs are so fucking boring. Even the FF that did away with turn-based is just a worse DMC5. I can't do these games man. FFXIV is also just another trash MMO. But muh FF bro. No. It's a trash MMO. Fuck FF.
>>739895116
>>739894279Maybe
>>739886883Fine then, what's the best way to play it, pc port or ps3 emulation?
>>739886883Final Fantasy XIII dog.
>>739895552That was the point. I have a chronic, uncontrollable urge to hate myself and cause distress to my psyche every waking minute of every day of my life.
>>739889971You're right, I'm that boyfriend. All the dykey studs come to me :)
>>739893849>gooners for fran's buttYou're correct
>>739896459Just like, change your mindset bro. Extreme self hate is no better than rampant narcissism. Just chill man
>>739893428Imagine the sulphurous stench of those stink pits...
>>739896459>>739896710You get used to it after around 30 years
I could never figure out who the hell Lightning was supposed to end up withWas it Hope, Serah or Mr. Toriyama?
>>739897219It was me.
>>739895968and which would that be?
Playing Final Fantasy 8 this year made me realize that 90s JRPGs tend to be really badly written
>>739897219always seemed clear to me
>>739886883No one actually likes Lighting or XIII. It's all one schizo.
>>739893684With ease. It took me eight years and fourteen attempts to finish, because I couldn't stand the game for more than 10-15 minutes a week, and regardless of whether or not I had reached a Save Crystal, I would have to turn it off.The game has no story,, world, characters, atmosphere or gameplay (after you find enough Gambits).The only good things in the game are Ashe's ass, Judge Drace, architecture and that one Archadian soldier in Rabanastre and his benevolent hunt quest.
>>739897739whatever
>>739897219Toriyama. He took a vacation to France right before Lightning Returns released. I bet he visited that pier in spirit there to welcome her and marry her.
>>739897739Part of the appeal to be honest
>>739886883'ased
>>739899410You forgot about Fran, I almost finished the game until I quit just because I was so distracted by Fran's booty for like 44 hours
>>739894453>14 is good, too.14 is complete and utter dogshit. Completely braindead "gameplay" and wildly overwrought dialogue that convinces idiots that it actually has a good story once in a blue moon. It's just a giant waste of fucking time
>>739886883Fuck off, Toriyama
>>739886883I like II, III, V, VII, VIII, kinda X and X-2, XII, XIII trilogy, WoFF, Tactics, 4HoLHate IV, VI, IX, Dirge of Circumcision
>>739899920>You forgot about FranI did not.
>>739886883I'm actually replaying XIII-2 right now, replayed XIII last year but never played LR so gonna do that next.I really like the combat, that was the standout from XIII for me by far. feels like they tried to expand with XIII-2 but it doesn't really work for me, flow is faster but overall structure of the game and the characters is too grating. feels like they completely shit the bed with the lore in the second game
>>739900005still bootybothered by 14 having all the MTG cards?
>>739897739I WONT LET ANYONE TALK ABOUT ME IN THE PAST TENSE
i recently finished XV and had always assumed the hate was overblown as it usually is but damn, that shit was so fucking ass.
>>739900306Hated the game well before that was a thing, nor do I care about MTG
kys toriyama
>>739900005>Best FF story>Best FF characters>One of the best FF settings>Best FF music>Best FF spectacleThere's plenty of complaints I could raise against XIV, but it rises above all of them. And the fact your complaints are so generic and meaningless makes me doubt you know what you're talking about. Like, if you'd mentioned any of the actual issues, I would have agreed, but this is just reactionary seethe.
>>739897258Barry?
>>739886883Remasters announcement next week, right?
>>739901129>deciding to play a game that everybody knows was never finished>deciding to play a game that featured blatant, unsubtle product placement for cup noodles>deciding to play a game that was directed by a wannabe theater kidYou have nobody to blame but yourself
Which FF games are actually worth playing?>t. never played a single one
>>7399040751, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10, ___
>>739898082I self-insert as Hope
luv Ryne simple as
>>739897739 Yeah, but FF8's writing could've been tolerable if the romance (the main thing about the game) had been okay. It would've been ok if they made Selphie the main love interest instead of Rinoa. Rinoa is a whore
>>739905010She is so sweet, I liked her the moment I met her, in the trust party builder her "here we go" is just like me, she doesn't give herself enough credit shes so strong guys.
>>739905363>Selphie as the love interest>instead of Quistis
>>739903737i try not to judge games before playing them. i am also willing to look past the fact a game is blatantly rushed and unfinished as long as it does something interesting. i liked the prequel film and anime though, i suppose that's why i was somewhat optimistic when i started it but man what a waste of a game.
>>739905847>her "here we go" it's so adorable, her VA deserves more credit
>>739906004The fact that you even needed to watch a prequel film in the first place just to know what was doing on should've been your first clue about what an unmitigated failure of storytelling it was
>>739892282crazy that nge 4.0 stole this ending
>>7399040753, 5, 6, 7 (not Remake), 9, 13-2 and Tactics. Just play 6 or 7 as your first. It's the safest choice.
>>739894330i wish i was hopehttps://youtu.be/OqXgCm1Crcc
>>739910050it makes sense that remake haters are contrarian enough to enjoy ffxiii and its spinoffs.
>>739910258I absolutely don't enjoy XIII-1, but its sequels are great. However LRXIII is extremely polarizing, so I wouldn't recommend it as "worth it" for anyone, when I think only 1 in 10 players would like it.
