I choose to have many lives
>>739892530basedonly true gamers will understand...
So.Fr*ckin.True.
>>739892530Powerful
Fuck YEAH Gamer
I've been missing these gamer threads. I'll keep bumping until 10pm
>>739895570
I choose to have many wives
>>739892530okay you got me I cringed
FUCK Gaming and FUCK Gamers.
>>739896032Lord have Mercy
>>739892530sounds schizophrenic but ok
>>739892530Unironically thisRefute this sentiment in one sentence. You can't. All you can say is "loser" and "touch grass"I've touched grass on hundreds of worlds throughout my life, can you say the same?Don't let them take your proud "gamer" title away from you, bros. Stand firm.
>>739892530not a single good game there
>>739892530Gamers don't die, we respawn.
>>739896221I can't touch grass because I play on low settings to maximize framerate
>>739892530not a single bad game there
gamers have been always oppressed by the society. I say: enough is enough
>>739892530Realistically, if you know you will never breed or become some influential person anyway, there is nothing wrong with this mindset
>hated and oppressed by everyone>industry flooded by casuals and turned against us>GAMERS still fighting the good fight >GAMERS still stand strongI am proud to be a Gamer.
I have many lives, and in every single one of them I hate women and minorities.
>>739896453God damn this is based
>>739896264>we outnumber youis such a shady treat lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRhfGVV1t3A
I've often wondered if the nearly 2 decades I've spent on this godforsaken website has hurt me and my worldview in ways I can never recover from, but I'm at least thankful that it forced upon me a self-awareness for cringe so that I never went around like a sperg doing this shit. Of course there's great value in having an innocence, and constant cynicism and irony will wear you down and flatten you out until you're a smudge of a stain on the wall, but I still think I could have become one of these guys if left to my own devices.But maybe I'd be happy too, so who knows.
I should be happy at the fact that there are tons of women that play videogames nowadays because I might have something to talk to them about and also because I grew up during a time where it was almost entirely exclusively a male activity, but it's not as good as I might have imagined it in the past. There's this woman that is legitimately a 10/10 and she likes videogames which should have been my wet dream growing up, but it has become so commonplace that it doesn't even affect me anymore. Way back in the days if you met a woman that was into videogames it was considered a rarity and people would go nuts over it. Today? It's just normal. I guess the novelty has died completely.
>>739896568Classic
>>739896816BASED FROGBVLL
>>739892530I am a gamerNot because I don't have a lifeBut because I hate women & minorities
>>739896816game in question: candy crush
>>739896568Wtf am i looking at? I'm not gonna give this vid 2hrs of my life to get an idea lmao
>>739892530>this was the peak of the Xbox 360 era>they threw it in the garbage in favor of the Kinect
>>739892530Lol.
>get his fuckin rags off
>>739896980She went to a gaming convention and was dressed as Princess Peach. She's absolutely smoking hot and is fit too. I would have liked her while having many different types of personalities, but years ago something like this would have been completely unheard of and I should be happy or something, I guess. I'm not really, though. During my time it would have been impossible for someone that attractive to like videogames.
>>739897423Why did they do it bros...
>>739897160Gamer lore
Normies will never understand
>>739897504>cosplay>one of the most popular characters in gaminghonestly does not seem that special, there are ton of women that play actual somewhat non normie games
>>739897620What is it about?
>>739898002It was actually Rosalina, now that I'm looking at her posts. I'm not a huge Nintendo fan so I got them mixed up. I guess cosplay can be considered basic or whatever, but still, the only women that were into videogames when I was growing up were for the most part a rarity, and especially moderately attractive ones. The ones that looked like her would be completely impossible.
>>739897504
>>739898341>I'm not a huge Nintendo fan so I got them mixed upgood bait, you had us for a bit there
Bump
>>739892530>"I am a Gamer">"Not Because I Have No Life">"But Because I Have Schizophrenia"
>>739892530i choose to have 9 lives.meow.
>>739892530
>>739892530no matter how many lives a gamer has tried he always ends up choosing to be a woman
>>739896264>I have never killed anyone>never ever fuck with me or I will fucking kill youwhere's the joke fuckley
>>739892530I say this
>>739901881gamers... are silly.
shit like OP screams " i have so much shame to be X but im going to larp hard as fuck to show i have no shame to be X
>>739892530Zased
>>739902507i hate whoever made this image
>>739892530I've never addressed myself as a "gamer". That's just cringe. Video games are something you do to kill time when there's nothing else to do. If I had a better life, I wouldn't need video games.
>>739900934I'm finally represented
>>739902507i love whoever made this image
>>739892530me after crashing 5x into a wall drinkinking and driving in AC wjhile ddrink drunk
>>739896736I guess what I'm trying to say is, don't mess with us gamers. WHOSE WITH ME?!Gamers stick together!Ooo-ra!Ooo-ra!Ooo-ra!Gamers stand together!Ooo-RAH!!!
Bros I miss 2011 so much
>>739895431This one is trying too hard.
>>739892530Anyone else remember how the original version of that image was made by some /v/ anon to make fun of how samey box arts were at the time?
>>739904834because its made by a libtard
>>739892530This facebook meme unironically got it rightas Italian philosopher and novelist Umberto Eco once said>The person who doesn’t read lives only one life. The reader lives 5,000. Reading is immortality backwards.” I survived in the apocalypse countless times, I defeated several gods with the power of friendship, I've been in the far future and I've explored some of the greatest historical setpieces our species has ever witnessed, and all of that in fully developed 3D worlds where you engage with the things surrounding you and nothing will happen unless you keep pressing buttons and actively doing things.Gamers are retarded entitled cattle faggots (and this is why modern games are made to be playable by literal drooling neanderthals) but on this matter they have the philosophical, moral and intellectual edge over their peers.
>>739907453This guy games
>>739907453Ooh rah!I'm a gamer and I'm proud!I'm a gamer and I'm proud!
>>739892530I always RP the same character (me but cooler) in every game, even the ones that have set protagonists.
>>739892530Im glad this gen of gamer is dead
>>739897216Its laughable that anyone looks back on the 360 fondly.
>>739909098They all turned into soiboys
>>739909417>>739909098100%
>>739907453and sometimes this shit just doesn't make sense to me
What is life anywayDo mind numbing work for 8+ hours everyday for 50 years and then what?Play VR games at 65? You can barely move anymore.
>>739900934Because they're playing on creative mode?
>>739897517he was an idol that had to be deposed
>>739895431lol based
>>739896264LOL
>>739907453I don't think Umberto Eco would have said that if every fucking book was the about the same goddamn edgelord.
>>739900934>no CIAall flight plans list him
And you guys believe you look different while talking about woke this and feminist that now???
>>739902507i wanna have sex with whoever made this image
>>739897423He WON
>>739892530And in all of them I waste my time getting mad at twitter posts
>>739892530Gamers don't die, they respawn.
>>739902649>>739904023>>739913359wow
>>739892530 early 2010s... home...
>>739892530I'm a real gamer, because I respect our hard working journalists.
>>739902507I’m indifferent to whoever made this image.
>>739919013This guy is so far up his own ass he's giving ouroboros a run for his money.