It is St. Jeanne d'Arc's Feast Day today. 595 years.
Age of Empires Jeanne
>>739895973Shine on, Jeanne
Azur Lane Jeanne
Battle Cats Jeanne
Black Souls Jeanne
Bladestorm Jeanne
PSP Jeanne
World Heroes Jeanne
AQW Jeanne
>>739895973why is she blond?
>>739897312The Japanese associate blonde hair with purity.Granted, I've seen Western depictions of her as a blonde.
Yu-Gi-Oh Jeanne
Castlevania Jeanne
Clock Tower Jeanne
Clover Jeanne
SMT Jeanne
Dragalia Lost Jeanne
Jeanne playing soccer (association football)
Good thread.Keep it up.
Skeleton Jeanne from a cheap rogue-like I found on Steam.
Puzzles and Dragons Jeanne
Fate Jeanne (Ruler)
GBF Jeanne (Light)
Jeannu!
>>739899148My dearly beloved Maiden.
>>739899587
>>739898371>Epstein before Epstein Was jeanne on the list?
>>739900047Gilles' crimes reportedly started long after Jeanne's death.
>>739900047Jeannu would kill everyone on that list
>In 1428, she requested to be taken to Charles VII, later testifying that she was guided by visions from the archangel Michael, Saint Margaret, and Saint Catherine to help him save France from English domination.>Convinced of her devotion and purity, Charles sent Joan, who was about seventeen years old, to Orléans as part of a relief army.Why does this sound so wrong?
>>739900149you've been playing far too many Hgames
where she belongs jeanne
So why an event like Jeanne never happen again? People lack faith, shit was a lucky thing or the way of warfare made thing imposible?
>>739900149How? She was sent to support the siege and helped actually liberate Orleans.
The bitch can't read LMAO
>>739900345if they happened more jeanne wouldn't be as notable as she is.
>>739900149because it's missing key elements of the story>jeanne performed miracles before meeting the king>there was already a prophecy of a virgin saving France>there was a rumor in the crown that the king was a bastard son and not the true heir>the king had prayed before to send a signal if he was really a king>jeanne somehow recognized him amongst the crowd and somehow answered his prayers that he was indeed the king
>>739900345She's a miraculous woman. Impossible to recreate.
>>739900315where (you) belong
>>739900660>the king had prayed before to send a signal if he was really a king>jeanne somehow recognized him amongst the crowd and somehow answered his prayers that he was indeed the kingToo bad she didn't recognize that she'd get sold out when she stopped being useful
>>739900939it was the (((Learned Men))) who sold her off
>>739895973Jeanne would never wear pink it's for baby boys.
>>739901191It's a reflection of blood on her white armor
>>739896702black souls jeanne is best jeanne
Jannu!
Wuthering Waves Jeanne
>>739902492Cartethyia is NOT Jeanne, but she is heavily based on her. Also the best character in the game.
>>739902601Did you make that? That's pretty neat.
>>739902774Oh no, a WuWa lore guy made it after I pointed out the similarities between the two.I did make this, though.
>>739903353she wouldnt support anything from the "enlightenment" either except monarchism and its derivatives
>>739895973>>739896973First heard about it on x-play, thought Jeanne was cute. Became my favorite psp game back in the day, good times killing the english.
>>739903353Ironically, the Nazis loved Jeanne. It was one of the few things both the Nazis and the French could agree on.>>739903418It's one of my favorite games. I always enjoy just blitzing through a level with her.
>>739903502
>>739896973I stand with Liane.
>>739907753I find it ironic that BATTLE CATS has the most revealing Jeanne design I've seen. The actual H-games are more modest.
>>739895973Oh good someone else made the threadI was worried I was going to have to
>>739908017I make a thread every year!Anyways, I have to go for now. There's also a thread on /a/.
>>739896405>jeanne>english textabsolutely haram
>>739898371He did nothing wrong by the way
>>739910736Was Bayonetta Jeanne supposed to be actual Jeanne?
>>739896702
Centuries old french schizo woman...
>>739911958The cutest and best French woman
A scandalous image.
>>739915314Jeanne would say this
>>739896702i miss her, a happy ending with her in bs3
https://asourdays.substack.com/p/a-review-of-the-evidence-for-joanmandatory read
>>739917439Interesting. Thanks for posting, anon.
Every time I read about her again, I can't help but be more smitten. She's truly a miraculous woman.
>>739895973Built for Hussite men.
>>739900428Preasu Undostando. Frenchu ranguage reary hardo.
>>739897356I think it’s more that Japs associate blonde hair with white people
>be a dark haired tanned tomboy who's used to working in the fields>ages after your death weebs change your image to a blonde pale princess who looks like she never worked in her life
>>739900939>Too bad she didn't recognize that she'd get sold outYou can read her trial testimony in English in several translations.
>>739895973I much prefer the exploits of her "best friend" Gilles de Rais!
>>739925119
>>739925447I make sure to kill him every run.
Thank you for the thread. May God bless the dear Maiden.
>>739924812She wasn't a tomboy, her interests were feminine and she herself was feminine. It's just that back then working in the fields was also expected of women and therefore most women of lower class had been athletic.
>>739897356This is better
>>739925119Literally me on the right
I did one run of Dark Souls with a character called Joan Dark, STR/FTH
>>739900939Martyrdom and being betrayed by your own people is a common sign of holy people. I'd read the Book of Amos if you're curious to learn more, it deals with how suffering is a sign of holiness.
>>739924812I'd imagine the bigger issue is them turning you into goonbait and making non-stop /d/ tier doujins about you.
>>739932638If suffering is a sign of holiness, then canonize me right this fucking instant.
>>739933781
>>739898113Why is she so smug?
>>739902835kek nice
St. Jeanne, pray for us in our hour of death
>>739895973War Thunder has a Holy Warrior decal
Is real life Jeanne d'Arc a good commander or she is just a team mascot/cheerleader
>>739937067She was a capable commander that was in fact ahead of her time as she understood the importance of artillery in battle and made a large emphasis on its use.
>>739937067She definitely ordered certain actions, rode into battle at the front, and consistently demonstrated insight/knowledge that someone of her station wouldn't have, which is what gave her such influence over the king and her fellow soldiers.
How did Jeanne die irl?Was it a worthy death? One for the books?
>>739937181Burned at the stake under false accusations by seething Anglos. During that time, she proclaimed her love for Christ.
>>739905229Finally got around to reading this. I feel like it breaks some of the rules of the magical girl system and Kyubey allowing Jean to die out of gratitude feels almost character breaking. Wasn't a terrible read though. Liz has a FUCKABLE belly button.
>>739898113>uses the modern flag of france for Joan of Arcgee, I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder
>>739900345Does Rosie the Riveter count?
>>739932816how sinful!
>>739900345Because she was a saint and a female warrior, a combination far and few between even in the age of Saints. It is widely held by influential figures in the church that the rigors of this age basically render most people a pale shadow of the past, but those who are able to become sanctified will become greater than any other saints so far.>>739937973Napoleon at least had the decency to beg for forgiveness and reconciled himself to the church on his deathbed.
>>739933781>If suffering is a sign of holinessIsn't this super common?
>>739939341it's the entire philosophy of Christianity
>>739938132No, not at all.>>739937067Her fellow generals praised how good she is at warfare endlessly. She mostly excels at artillery and knowing when to actually attack.
>>739939479darn
Jeanne was so based, she made a seething cynic like Mark Twain waifu her so hardcore he still considered his book about her his best work.
>>739897662Not my castlevania.
>>739939562Jeanne is so amazing that you'd have to be actively trying to tear her down to not find her existence inspiring. She has a universal radiance that very few people in history have, the kind of thing that makes people want to cling to her.
>>739902601Holy shit, imagine being an adolescent boy and a seven-foot-tall holy elf supermodel is walking towards you. That boy is never going to be normal again.
>>739895973She looks like she fucks dirty unwashed english prison guards (nonconsensually)
You guys ever put Jeanne or an expy of Jeanne into something you made? I'm trying to write a book where a major character is heavily based on her.
I want to have a drink with Jeanne after a long day.
Your lady has great tits, Jeannebro.
hope the jeannu thread's doing alright
>>739896405why does she look asian?
>/v/ about anything else - endless shitposting, flamewars, baiting and chaos>/v/ about Joan of Arc - everyone shuts up and holds handsIf that is not proof of her sainthood, I don't know what is.
>>739941654Jeanne is actually HAPA.Proof: I made it up
This is also Jeanne
>>739897312Because she was
For me it's Jalter.
>>739897526the superior YGO Jeanne
>>739944129I love playing D/D/D
>>739943575as far as we know, she actually was not. she is described as having black hairpic related, also posted here >>739943575 , is the only known contemporary depiction of her but the author had never seen her in person
>>739945050and where is the source of that description?
>>739945128https://www.joan-of-arc.org/joanofarc_footnote_351.html
>>739945516>a footnote
>>739937067She revolutionized the use of cannons in warfare at the time and was very much known for being a good leaderPart of what made her so effective was likely the fact that she made a point of learning about her troops and consulting with them (this may have been partly due to her love of cannons)
If I could ever afford itI'd love to one day visit Domremy
>>739945905It's a nice, quiet place. At least, that's how it was when I visited.
>>739941670This was unironically my first PC game I owned
>>739945659what? are you dumb? yes it's a footnote, so what? it provides sources for what is stated herehttps://www.joan-of-arc.org/joanofarc_life_summary_orleans.htmlthe first 3 lines of the footnote have the sources for her hair being black. did you even click the link or just saw "footnote" in the url?
>>739946359notice the quotations on "Black", What if she could go super sayan and get blonde hair?>but there's no evidenceIts a devil's proof!
>>739946423You are not being funny or witty.
>>739937067Just a mascot, the french always exaggerate every icon they have
Reminder that England did everything wrong
Reminder, God was on Englands side.
the god of the merchants, not the Christians
Yes the Christian God was on the side of England. Jeanne was tricked by the deceiver.
don't trust him, he's the one trying to deceive
jeanne has blonde hair and all evidence that claims otherwise was planted by the english who are in league with the antichrist
What are you people even trying to argue about
that bongland has always sucked
>All the men that were directly gunning for Jeanne's execution died within a year of itOnce is happenstance, twice is coincidence, thrice is a pattern.
I love Jannu.
>>739947816serves them well
I like it when Jeanne is borderline bloodthirsty. Somehow makes her more attractive.
Jeanne Blacksouls is my favoriteThe sex is very wholesome
no, BS jeannu is pure!
>>739900345Tbh Chinese history has several cases of divinely inspired women warrior of humble origins leading decently sized army by virtue of 1) China being big 2) Chinese and east asians in general being weird about cults 3) china historicaly having one peasant revolte every 10 seconds
>>739925119The evidence used to prosecute Gilles de Rais is laughably bad
>>739908693>absolutely haramIs the joke that france is now a muslim country so using english if haram?
>>739895973Why is Jeanne so popular with jappas?
>>739952172Why isn't she popular with you, huh?Maybe you are the weird one, ever think of that?
>>739926465prefer this instead.
>>739952172she's popular everywhere
>>739952172>maiden with pure heart, emanating grace and feminine energy, kind yet determined It's a mystery.
>>739952172Because nips recognize that she is indeed Best Girl
Happy birthday, Jannu!
>>739895973>a sturdy peasant girl with a muscular build, standing about 5'2" (157 cm) tall. She had dark black hair worn in a short, masculine bob, a sun-tanned complexion, and a distinct red birthmark near one of her ears. She was reasonably good-looking, but by no means pretty. Her complexion was distinctly dark.
>>739956614>AIslopDismissed.
>>739956330the 30th of may isn't her birthday
>>739957508Oh well, it feels like her birthday party considering how much Jeanne got posted.Jannu love!
>>739956614Terrible post
>>739958148It is her feast day, however
>>739960874Englishman detected.
>>739910884Yes she was.
>>739958148It's her Feast Day. She died 595 years ago.
>>739943292>sea-shell designnice detail
>>739946765It was revenge for Hastings and the Scouring of the North, and the French deserved it and then some. Alas, if it was all done under the auspices of a noble Anglo-Saxon king, instead of the brood of verminous, power-hungry N*rm*ns, all would see the righteousness of their actions.
>>739900660Also that Charles’ dad was the mad king and suffered some craziness, so the court was very aware of what a crazy person was like, so they questioned her a bunch to figure out if she was genuine or just a crazy person that was vague enough to be right. They found she wasn’t crazy.
:)https://files.catbox.moe/bab5k4.jpg
>all blondejaps are a disease
>>739968131This version of Jeanne has red hair.
>>739968604ewww
This, somehow, is also Jeanne
>all these slutty JeannesSHIGGY
>>739938305On one hand, Naps was kind of out of line kidnapping the Pope, on the other, the monarchy he replaced was the one that basically destroyed the Knights Templar and aided in the fall of the Vatican States. And he certainly didn't let the revolutionaries win.
>>739968131Tbf, even the French depicted her as blonde historically
>>739971492how disgraceful
>>739900345>Why do mythical stories no longer happen in the age of photographical and video evidenceI wonder why
>>739975203I don't think a camera would change much when it comes to Jeanne.
>>739970893Napoleon was the final evolution of revolutionary thought, the strong man justified by popular mandate, which is where it was always going to lead, and the tyranny of the masses was inevitable, which is why everyone who spiritually succeeded him from the 20th century onwards follows his model.
>>739975203Because you don't believe it when it happens
>>739979640this tattoo is sexual for no apparent reason to the uninitatedbut those that are know it is a brand of ownership or of servitudethat this lovely angel is a slave to mystical powersit would be overtly sexual if placed above or on the rump itself
>>739979893In my dreams, I wake up to this every morning.
lazy Jeanne
>>739984443hiroe should stick to porn
>>739988821>french maid 'arcperfect
>>739989402Maid of Heaven
>>739989840anal of heaven
She was French. God, imagine how bad she smelt.
>>739907590Cute! CUTE!
>>739993767Very cute, yes
>>739994838
St. Jeanne d'Arc, pray for us.
>>739996594bear my children
