Here's your Alex Minecraft. Enjoy.
Here's your Herobrine
>>739899029Lol.
will Jack Black turn into Black Jack?
JACK NO WHEN SHE WAS 12 YOU WERE 24 YOU SICK FUCK
CHICKENJOCKEY
>>739899029kirsten dunst is just taking any role she knows her kids will watch.
>>739899093Matt Berry would unironically make me suffer through a Minecraft film just for him.
Imagine being a kid looking forward to a Minecraft movie and the main characters are fat hairy fuck and old hag
goddamn I remember when she was a child star in Interview with the VampireWhat the shitting fuck happened?
>>739899029What I'm saying is: I want to put my dunst in Kirsten's cunst.
>>739900508Jack black is litterally the voice of kung fu panda, and like a ton of other kids shows and movies
Will they pull the "Hero Bryan" joke or will this movie suck?
>>739899029I hate how the Minecraft movie is SCIENTIFICALLY designed to capture its target audience, the movie is shit but stupid kids and people that grown up with Minecraft can't stop watching it because its effective "something big happens non stop" which actually keeps those people attention which normally last seconds.
>>739900648I don't mind his voice, his visual appearance is an affront to the senses
>>739900550She's nearly 50, Anon...
>>739900876shut up..
>>739899029
>>739900748Just be glad hes white
>>739899029They are both too fucking old to play these characters.Why does this hollywood do this crap?
>>739901029Dare I check wikipedia
>>739899150I'll watch the movie if /ournigga/ gets in.
>>739899029Nice AI pic fucko.
>>739900876and? there are plenty of good looking 50 year old women
>>739901405It's real, it was shown at minecraft live today
Who will play nat turner and John brown
>>739901534>learn how to stand upPoor choice of words
>>739901029>>739901093oh fucking please, as if you idiots don't know he was a jew?
>>739901534>>739901678KEK I just realized
>>739901494They are 25 years late for casting her.
>>739899029Now make her older and uglier
>>739899029meelf...
>>739902049which one?
>>739899029is this a jumanji type moviewhy are they all old
>>739901405Rentfree
>>739899150dave minecraft: trapped in 2026?
>>739899029>Why is the actor who plays Spiderman getting paid more than the one playing Mary Jane???She should work at Insomniac
>>739899029A shame she walled hard
>>739905368She doesn't look that bad anon
>>739904784AI post niggerkike.Curse vishnu right now.